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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Friday Show! Gui Smashes a Meat Nugget? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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I don't know if you guys heard,
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but Snoop Dogg is under investigation for
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all this smoke we have in the country.
0:30
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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ball.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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very nice i thought i would take it
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nice and easy going into the weekend and
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you slide in yeah just i like it
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smooth yeah smooth it's smooth silky
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smooth love it dude you know it's smooth
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man there it is the rest of it
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was released on uh
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on good lord spotify last night at like
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eleven o'clock my time so i haven't had
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a chance to listen to it but i
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saw some stuff on there that i want
1:29
to listen to oh dude yesterday i just
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haven't had a chance to like there's some
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covers on there that i am highly
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interested in so they had three that were
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like basically like teasers hey this is
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what's you know this is these are going
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to be on the album or whatnot so
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i listened to those yesterday and those
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are all fantastic
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Yeah.
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And then there's some other stuff on there
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that like, I'm really, really excited.
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I'm gonna check it out.
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That's probably this afternoon.
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I'll have it on.
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Just have it in play.
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So.
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i love you was released yesterday on
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spotify yes phenomenal cover phenomenal
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cover so it took me a second because
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i was looking i was going i know
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i know this song like i know i
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know this song because there's a lot of
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songs named i love you i love you
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blah blah whatever right and then i went
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and played i was like oh that's what
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that is yeah holy smokes that is really
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really good um i wish it would rain
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by the temptations yep phenomenal um
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Night Moves by Bob Seger.
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Yep.
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Another Grand Slam out the park.
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The band is so good.
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They really are.
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So good.
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They are so tight.
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I don't usually generally get this excited
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overnight.
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I mean, I usually get excited.
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But I'm like,
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this has been a great listen.
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It's a great, like, just chillin'.
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I want to hear,
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I want to listen to,
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have you ever seen the rain?
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The ballet Curtis low.
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Like if that mind your own business is
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what I think it is.
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I definitely need to check that out.
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Like, I mean,
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the whole album looks fantastic.
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So I'll listen to that this afternoon.
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Yeah, it is.
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And it's got that gritty Southern feel to
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it.
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Yeah.
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They came,
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they came in a concert anywhere around
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here.
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I would try to go.
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Yeah, me too.
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Great.
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They got lumped into the hair band when
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they really weren't a hair band.
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No.
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They were more of a blues rock,
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Aerosmith-ish.
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They were southern rock at a time when
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southern rock wasn't a big deal at the
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time.
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If you were going to lump them in
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with anything,
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that's the closest thing I would put them
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towards.
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yeah um it's gonna be a quick show
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today because i got a one o'clock meeting
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who schedules an afternoon meeting on a
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friday whoever they are should be shot
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communist that's who uh tessa we're
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talking about tesla huh yeah i just got
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this album yesterday uh it is freaking
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awesome
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if you love classic rock it is it
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is an album for you and it's went
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live on spotify last night midnight my
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time eleven pm cory's time yep oh it
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is uh called oh homage and it's all
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covers but they are unbelievably good
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covers so highly recommend go and listen
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to it yeah um and it's smooth you
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know what else is smooth
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That right before bed thirdsy,
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get it all mixed up, tip it back,
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chug it down.
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However you do.
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And fall asleep so freaking fast and get
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the best recovery,
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get the best night's sleep you can
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possibly get.
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fifteen percent off or just use promo code
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jazzy at checkout i do you see the
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reverse jazzy oh i like that uh trying
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to shake it up a little bit uh
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you're fifteen percent off i like it i
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don't know why that just brought this up
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i guess because you did like this um
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I don't remember what the conversation
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started with yesterday,
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but my wife said that she had saw
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John Cena on something and me and Brody
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both at the same time went,
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how did you know?
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I said, because you can't see him.
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Yeah.
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That's a good dad joke by far.
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Yeah.
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Me and Brooke were both in the living
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room when she said that,
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and we both stopped and looked at each
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other and was like,
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how would you even know if you saw
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John Cena?
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There's no possible way you could know.
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Wayne,
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adding it to the playlist for the road
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trip to the games,
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it is the perfect playlist for ranch
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workouts.
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Oh, yeah, I would say so.
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Gritty.
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Gritty.
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Yeah, perfect.
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Perfect Wednesday playlist for the games.
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It's a pleasant gritty.
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It's not like a gritty where you're like,
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hmm.
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Where you're like,
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and it feels like there's all kinds of
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stuff in your mouth.
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It's like it's a good gritty.
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Yeah.
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Just throwing that out there.
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Yesterday we talked a lot about things
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that pissed people off.
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So I wanted to start today's show off
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with something fun.
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okay good that's about to say because i
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was on my way to uh after i
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got my haircut this morning on my way
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to the office and i said if anybody
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mentions flow elite i'm just shutting them
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down right there because i do not want
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to talk about it again um
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don't care if we talk about it again
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but i don't want to talk about it
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right now correct so fan fanatics fanatics
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fest is going on in new york city
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it is uh they you they sell sports
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stuff and they bring in a lot of
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sports stars and people sponsor well
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louisiana's own raising canes was a major
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sponsor at the fanatics fest and they
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brought in rob gronkowski
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To be in the cane sauce dunk booth.
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Tell me that is exactly what I think
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it is.
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It is exactly what you think it is.
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So I'm going to hit play here.
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And what you'll see is look who showed
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up.
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Tom Brady.
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How about that?
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Tom Brady shows up to heckle his former
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receiver.
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And they have some chat back and forth.
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Gronk's going, I made you.
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I made you.
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And now he's talking some more smack.
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And it takes Brady all of one shot
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to dunk Gronk in the cane sauce.
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Which might be the greatest sauce man has
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ever made.
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So if you've never been to Raising Cane's,
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their chicken by itself is nothing to
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write home about.
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Like, it's good,
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but it's really nothing to write home
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about.
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The sauce that Gronk is currently covered
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in at that point is what makes that
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chicken.
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Period.
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So good.
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And the bread, dude.
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Their bread is fantastic.
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Come on, man.
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It's just Texas toast.
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I don't care.
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I don't know if they put more butter
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on it than I was expecting every single
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time I've ever had it or whatnot.
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Also,
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if you dunk the bread into the sauce,
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holy smokes.
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They're sandwiches because they do sell
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sandwiches or just lettuce,
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the Texas toast,
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whatever they put on the Texas toast on
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a bun and the sauce and freaking chicken
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fingers.
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It's fantastic.
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yeah uh avera raising canes is a chicken
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joint it started in louisiana started in
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the dorm room at lsu yeah and originally
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has grown into one of the biggest chicken
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franchises in the country yeah i don't
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know if todd's an actual billionaire yet
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but he's probably pretty freaking close if
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not there's a there's a raising canes in
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times square we actually eat there
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whenever brody played at uh carnegie hall
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because we were walking by we want
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something quick
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I go Zaxby's with nuclear sauce.
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I went to Zaxby's.
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I was not impressed, dude.
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They opened one in Gonzales and I was
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like, okay, cool.
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A different chicken finger.
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And they have like flavors and stuff and
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everything tasted burnt.
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and it was brand the place was brand
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new so it's like they hadn't like they
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brought oil from somewhere else like so
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there's actually this closing grab all
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their their oil that they used to fry
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it and it just tasted burnt i did
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not yeah um tesla says i can only
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eat chicken that i prepare i understand
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but like here it's gotten so big that
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if you go to like a graduation party
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you go to a birthday party yeah there's
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a tray of raising kane's chicken fingers
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Everybody does that here too.
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They either get a tray of Raising Cane's
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Fingers or they'll get nuggets from
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Chick-fil-A, like one of the two,
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because it's super easy.
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You can order it ahead of time,
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go pick it up.
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But I will say this,
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that reminds me of my dad.
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He would never order chicken in a
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restaurant.
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my dad for like and he probably still
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doesn't um i haven't eaten out with him
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in quite some time but he would never
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order a chicken in a restaurant the
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thought being was that i can make yard
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bird at home is is yard bird different
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than street bird
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And Yardbird is probably different than
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Streetbird,
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considering he's from Morgan City,
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Louisiana,
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and we're too much about them streets out
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there.
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Yeah,
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I would say Yardbird is definitely
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different than Streetbird.
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And inside joke for those of you in
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the chat,
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I was talking about Costco's Chicken
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Street Tacos,
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but I said it's Street Chicken Tacos.
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Them street chickens, dog.
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Yeah.
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That's what happens if you go down to
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like, you know,
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the Puerto Rican quarter somewhere and
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there's just chickens walking around on
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the streets.
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That's the street you probably don't want
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to eat.
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I'm just throwing that out there.
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Yeah.
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So just so you know,
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we go off the rails off air as
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much as we do on air.
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A hundred percent.
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It's the same show.
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It's just one of them's live and one
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of them's not.
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Yeah.
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Chicken tacos from Costco.
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I'm hurt.
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Joseph, I've never had your chicken tacos.
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I've never had tacos from you.
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And until we meet,
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until we meet in San Jose,
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I got to do what I can to
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get through the day.
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And you had better bring tacos.
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I'm just saying.
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Joseph's going to have a pocket taco,
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kind of like your pocket jerky.
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He's going to just pull it out of
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his hoodie and be like,
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brought you a taco.
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yeah screech pocket tacos like my pocket
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jerky we can do a trade absolutely uh
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screech chicken screech chicken dog uh
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free range street chicken that's free
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right that's what you want right there
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those chickens is happy they just out
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there on the street just doing that you
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better come with a switchblade
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I'm glad Meg and Joseph are here.
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There was a thing on the radio this
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morning that they said they were talking
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about the ranking of the top five fittest
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cities.
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in the country in arlington virginia and
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then washington dc were number one and
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number two same thing i mean it's you
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can walk from one to the other yeah
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i would think so but the first thing
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i thought it was like why because joseph
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and meg are there like i don't understand
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how it seems kind of skewed to say
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like that two places that are right next
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to each other yeah they they skew the
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numbers for sure yeah uh train says pocket
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taco sounds like something else you know
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Okay,
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I just walking around this pocket taco.
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I did.
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That's when there's probably arrested
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somebody that was doing something they
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weren't supposed to be doing with a pocket
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taco.
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I had to get that out moving right
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along.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah, Kate's there too.
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You jerk.
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Oh, sorry, Kate.
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That's probably how I got actually said
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Kate to trash talking.
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That is.
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Look,
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that's as close as she's going to get.
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As close as she's going to get.
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Called me a jerk.
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All right.
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One more thing I wanted to show.
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They announced a sandbag with a handle the
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other day.
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Yep.
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So there are people out there practicing.
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Sure.
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Did you see Guy practice?
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I did not.
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So I'm going to cut this over,
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and I've paused it where I want you
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to kind of examine what's happening here.
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So he tosses the bag.
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Do you see Miss Green Pants back here?
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Just casually walking right into the line
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of fire.
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So she was not in the picture when
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he picked up the sandbag.
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So that's on her at that point.
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And he looked behind to make sure nobody
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was there.
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Then when he bent over to pick up
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the sandbag and went to toss it,
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the meat nugget known as Jennifer
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Androsiak.
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Jessica Androsiak.
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Jessica Androsiak, yeah.
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Starts walking into the path of said
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launched torpedo.
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Down, baby, downrange.
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You cannot be downrange when fire is
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necessary.
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The range officer should be fired.
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Like that's not even on gear at that
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point.
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So Jessica now needs new shorts and we'll
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see how this ends.
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See chicken.
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No way.
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And then she walks right into the line
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of fire.
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Oh,
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our heart rate just spiked like two Oh
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five.
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Some crazy like that.
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Oh, even the dog was excited about that.
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Yeah.
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I'd imagine so.
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That is crazy.
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Yeah.
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That is something that would happen at my
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affiliate.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's so much dog.
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The dog's like, Holy shit.
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What happened?
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Why is everything?
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Why is everything?
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Yeah.
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Ramirez has got a point.
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She is pretty solid.
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She could have taken that.
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She, she had a tank that hit.
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That wouldn't have been a big deal.
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Like if it had hit it,
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it just kind of would have bounced off
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and he would have called it good.
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the
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I said,
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we're going to put a sign up,
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no texting and walking.
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Sorry.
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All right.
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Let's do these in order.
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Sure.
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I know I'm putting rails on our show
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here.
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It's a shame.
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I won't lose my train of thought probably.
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So event.
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Is said.
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Yep.
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I see a lot of people up in
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arms, including my own chats,
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my own tech strings.
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Sure.
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That it is, there are different systems,
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a one,
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two hundred sprint and a five hundred
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sprint are different systems.
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And I get that.
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It's still a sprint.
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It's definitely not a trail run.
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It's definitely not miles.
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It's not a five K. Yeah,
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it is a shorter run.
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Yeah,
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but you're still running to try to win.
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So you can, it's a sprint.
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I mean,
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you might not be sprinting as if you
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were running a hundred meters.
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Sure.
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I understand that,
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but it is still in fact, a sprint.
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Anyway,
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it is much faster than anything we
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normally see at the games.
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God.
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Yes.
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Right.
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So I get it.
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And.
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very own carolyn is over here talking
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about why it's not a sprint so and
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i understand the science behind that it's
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not i don't consider a sprint it's more
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of an anaerobic speed endurance run would
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have loved to see who's the fastest
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sprinter in the field yeah okay well
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So it didn't, then it didn't come.
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Okay.
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What do you want to do?
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Do you want to do a four yard
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dash?
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Do you want to do a hundred yard
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dash?
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Do you want to do a hundred meters
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sprint?
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I mean,
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it's splitting hairs at that point.
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It's just a quicker run.
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It's a foot race.
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which they're going to line everybody up
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they're going to run five hundred meters
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and people are going to be by the
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very end of it they are going to
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be full out sprinting just like they were
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the last time we did this you come
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running around that curve coming into the
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uh they finished on the field if you
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remember right and everybody was flat out
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as fast as they could go uh it
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does not matter forty fifty hundred ricky
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is winning it i disagree
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Okay,
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event fifteen is the speed snatch ladder.
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It is a speed triple.
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Yep.
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Not fives, but threes.
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That's all right.
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Okay, so hear me out.
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These are, what are they,
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thirteen and fourteen?
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Thirteen, fifteen.
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Thirteen, fifteen.
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Damn it.
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I didn't realize that this morning.
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So there's going to be an event in
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between them because what I was thinking
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is that you sprint your five hundred
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meters to the start line of the snatch
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speed ladder and you run straight through
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the snatch speed ladder.
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It's hard to say.
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Snatch speed ladder.
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And you just combine those two things into
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one.
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I think that would be...
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probably ridiculously dangerous and stupid
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but i think it'd be fun to watch
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except for they threw event in the middle
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except that yeah they threw event in the
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middle which so let me ask you this
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um because this is one of my favorite
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events ever to watch like i think these
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things are so cool the snatch ladders the
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the clean and jerk ladders that we had
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in uh you know when there's speed like
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this when you have to go does anybody
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easy muhammad themselves this year
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I there's always going to be a mistake.
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It's just whether the mistake lands on
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your head.
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Yeah.
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Cause that's trying to do it fast.
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And, um,
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and so someone is going to have a
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slip up.
20:26
Yeah.
20:27
It's just how traumatic is that going to
20:30
be?
20:30
Dude.
20:32
So that's that's one of the first things
20:34
I think of every single time because I've
20:37
watched I didn't get to watch this live
20:39
because I was not in at this point.
20:40
But seeing the documentary forty five
20:43
times,
20:43
I actually watched went back and watched
20:45
the event on on YouTube several different
20:47
times and like watching easy knock himself
20:50
out.
20:52
And finish the ladder.
20:53
Wake up, stand up,
20:56
and then finish the damn thing.
20:58
It's one of the most impressive things
21:00
I've ever seen as far as weightlifting is
21:01
concerned at the games, period.
21:05
I don't know how smart of an idea
21:06
it was that he knocked himself out with
21:07
the book.
21:07
Because what he said, he was out, out,
21:10
like woke up looking at the sky.
21:13
Like, oh, how did I get here?
21:14
Oh, I guess I ought to get up.
21:16
Trent says, that would be sweet, Corey,
21:18
if I could understand what you were
21:19
saying.
21:20
sprint five hundred meters directly to the
21:23
start line of the snatch speed ladder i
21:27
think she's just giving you that's fine i
21:31
think that would be fantastic so larry
21:34
young has it and why i disagreed with
21:36
the ricky comment is does anyone beat ghee
21:40
is the better question you have ghee is
21:44
so fast twitch it's ridiculous
21:48
He won the five hundred the last time
21:50
they ran it in a very stacked field.
21:55
Yep.
21:56
So do I think Ricky could win it?
22:00
Sure.
22:01
Do I think he will?
22:03
Maybe.
22:04
But I think that Guy is going to
22:06
be right there with him.
22:07
I think it's going to be a good
22:08
race.
22:09
I hope at that point in the weekend
22:11
they're in the same heat.
22:13
yes that would be cool yeah so we
22:16
don't have to go back and compare times
22:17
later yeah that would be awesome well and
22:20
it's a better visual to see them go
22:22
side by side for that five hundred how
22:25
bad does patty v lose the five hundred
22:28
meter swim sprint he didn't do bad in
22:33
it in no he actually didn't i'm giving
22:35
him and he really doesn't deserve it he
22:37
did bad on the uh
22:40
one that they get they had that we
22:41
had to cut someone that one yeah yeah
22:43
he didn't really just because he stepped
22:46
on the line mostly because he stepped on
22:48
the line also because because he said
22:50
himself he's like i'm just not a good
22:53
sprinter at all and then he's trying to
22:54
go fast stepped on the line i think
22:58
it's a straight sprint or any change of
22:59
direction like a suicide down and back
23:02
testing change of direction it would be a
23:05
wrinkle i don't think you'd call it a
23:07
sprint if there were if it was a
23:09
suicide
23:12
yeah i think it's a straight five hundred
23:14
like they did in was it nineteen eighteen
23:21
it wasn't maybe it was twenty one i
23:22
think it was twenty one it's the year
23:25
danielle yeah it was twenty one because
23:28
danielle was gonna have to run it by
23:30
herself with the covid thing yep and
23:33
briggs said i'll run with her yes and
23:35
then a couple other people jumped into
23:37
jumped in and run with her yeah
23:40
That's twenty twenty one.
23:43
I would have liked to have seen them
23:45
do the with the hurdles,
23:50
the zigzag with the hurdles,
23:51
like when old Dan Bailey lost his glasses
23:54
and then caught him in midair.
23:55
I think that would have been fun to
23:56
do like that have been fun to see.
23:59
What was cool about that is you ran
24:00
at one direction and turned around and had
24:02
to run it in reverse.
24:04
And because there was zigzag and there
24:06
were hurdles,
24:07
it went in a different order one way
24:09
than the other.
24:10
So it made it kind of two different
24:12
events.
24:13
Yeah.
24:14
But either way, fun stuff to watch,
24:17
fun stuff to watch instead of just a
24:18
dead out.
24:20
Well, even the five hundred last year,
24:21
it wasn't just it wasn't like five hundred
24:23
straight.
24:23
Like they had to go run around a
24:24
corner and run around another corner
24:26
before they got to finish on the field.
24:29
So.
24:33
It was kind of straight with like a
24:36
bear to the left.
24:38
Yeah, like two turns, something like that.
24:40
I mean,
24:40
it wasn't NASCAR style for damn sure,
24:42
but it also wouldn't just start here,
24:45
go that way,
24:46
and finish lines right over there.
24:49
Patty is a cheetah.
24:50
You shut your mouth, Corey.
24:51
Yep, he is definitely a cheetah.
24:56
We'll go with that, Ortega.
24:58
No problem with that.
24:59
We'll call old Pat a cheetah.
25:03
I'm not mad at him.
25:04
Look, it's his last hurrah, right?
25:09
So he's leaving everything on the field,
25:10
right?
25:11
I would love to see him just come
25:14
out and just blast everybody.
25:17
And it's not going to happen.
25:19
But how hilarious would it be if Patty
25:23
V comes out on the five hundred meter
25:25
sprint and blows everybody's doors off?
25:29
And then picks his two hamstrings up off
25:31
the floor and walks off.
25:33
And then comes across the line just doing
25:35
like this,
25:35
holding his hamstring and dancing like
25:38
freaking George Jefferson at the same
25:40
time.
25:42
Like, that would be fantastic.
25:45
Train has a new name for the .
25:47
It should be called the Police Chase.
25:54
Oh.
25:58
I did see someone ask if there were
26:03
details about the snatch ladder.
26:04
No details.
26:06
No.
26:07
Other than they compare it to the twenty
26:09
twenty version of it.
26:11
So if you want to go back and
26:12
look at that,
26:14
will they do the same weights?
26:15
I don't know if they're not.
26:17
It probably is just a small tweak up.
26:20
I would think so.
26:26
um sema must not have been with us
26:28
yesterday um i i reached out to jeff
26:32
bezos he has not returned my call uh
26:35
to find out the details of the amazon
26:37
prime connection to this flow elite thing
26:40
yeah when i texted bezos he said man
26:42
look i'm in a meeting right now i'll
26:43
get back with you later and every time
26:45
he does that like he eventually gets back
26:47
to me but i mean he's busy yeah
26:49
i don't hold it against him lights and
26:54
sirens
26:57
Instead of three, two, one,
26:59
it's light sirens go.
27:00
As soon as you hear the whoop whoop.
27:05
It's not even the lights and sirens.
27:07
You hit the whoop whoop and then everybody
27:09
takes off and then lights and sirens go
27:12
on.
27:12
And it's lights and sirens along the
27:13
entire course.
27:14
So it keeps people motivated.
27:16
I'm with it.
27:18
I'm with it.
27:19
Yeah, I don't know.
27:22
Bert said apparently spin must have put
27:24
up, must have the weights.
27:31
I don't know what he's talking about.
27:33
Yeah.
27:34
Bert, you saying spin put up the weights?
27:38
People.
27:39
We're having a conversation here.
27:41
And when you put stuff in the chat
27:42
without context.
27:44
Yeah.
27:46
Makes it hard on host to understand.
27:49
Yeah.
27:50
The words coming out of your mouth.
27:53
And our brand new producer is out sick
27:55
today.
27:56
Yeah.
27:58
I'll say a prayer for Vicki.
28:05
I'm very lost on this week's info.
28:08
Everything that's been released, Seema,
28:10
this week is lacking detail.
28:13
And I think it's done with intention.
28:22
As it should be.
28:28
I would like to know some stuff.
28:29
It's cool to know some stuff before the
28:30
games actually starts,
28:32
one hundred percent.
28:33
But it also is cool when they just
28:35
show up.
28:36
Chaos was such a fun event to watch
28:40
because nobody knew.
28:41
Like you had to figure it out as
28:43
they go.
28:45
Right.
28:45
Like they didn't know nothing about that.
28:48
You know,
28:48
in other events that they get briefed on,
28:51
like right before you go on the floor
28:52
or an hour before you go on the
28:53
floor.
28:54
Hey, figure this out.
28:55
This is what we're doing.
28:56
See you later.
28:57
First cut.
28:59
Hey,
28:59
nobody knows what it is until Dave
29:03
announces it.
29:04
Go warm up.
29:06
Like, that's amazing.
29:08
Cousin CrossFit,
29:09
I'm pretty sure they released the weights.
29:11
I don't think they have.
29:12
I think people are assuming because it
29:15
says the speed.
29:18
Oh, my gosh.
29:19
Speed snatch.
29:23
I don't know what the hell is going
29:24
on with my tongue.
29:26
Speed snatch triple is back.
29:28
A fan favorite from the twenty twenty
29:29
CrossFit games at the Ranch Naromas.
29:32
Returns for individual event.
29:34
Fifteen.
29:35
I think people are saying that line is
29:38
the exact weights from.
29:40
Oh.
29:41
Twenty twenty.
29:42
Standby.
29:42
And now Jenny's proving me wrong.
29:44
So.
29:46
Thanks, Jenny.
29:48
Tequila for lunch.
29:49
Scott, I apparently I need some.
29:51
Hold on.
29:52
Is Joseph asked offering tequila for lunch
29:55
or suggesting tequila for lunch?
29:58
Like, which one is it?
30:00
Waits are on the website.
30:02
I can only go to like three sites
30:04
a day, Jenny.
30:05
I'm not as good at this job as
30:07
you are.
30:09
Also, he didn't read books.
30:13
I quit reading books.
30:15
That's got a lot of shit going on.
30:18
Maybe it's the smoke.
30:19
Maybe it is the smoke.
30:22
It is crushing me.
30:24
Try to have asthma and deal with fire
30:28
smoke coming from Canada.
30:33
uh joey that was in actually well you
30:38
i did yeah my bad was it when
30:41
they didn't know a single thing and had
30:43
to meet in the hotel lobby at three
30:45
thirty am sixteen twenty sixteen oh so and
30:50
then the twenty nineteen games they didn't
30:54
know a single thing ever they were told
30:57
the events right before
30:59
Was that for all of them?
31:00
Yeah, I think so.
31:01
Yeah, it was cut.
31:02
Tell them the next workout.
31:03
Cut.
31:04
Tell them the next workout.
31:06
Talking about the smoke, dude.
31:07
So fun fact, I live in South Louisiana.
31:11
I am three hours from the Gulf of
31:13
Mexico, whatever.
31:14
Excuse me, the Gulf of America.
31:18
You would be surprised to find out that
31:21
most of the people in the barbershop this
31:22
morning did not know that Canada was on
31:24
fire.
31:27
dude one dude said uh he had just
31:29
got back from somewhere up there and like
31:31
got off the plane yesterday and he was
31:34
like man it was so nice to get
31:34
off the plane and like the air was
31:36
nice it was so smoky up there and
31:38
like the two other barbers besides mine
31:41
that are working this morning and like
31:42
five other dudes that were in the
31:43
barbershop turned and went what are you
31:47
talking about i said do y'all not know
31:48
canada is on fire and like the smoke
31:51
is all over the northeast at this point
31:53
oh is it really
31:55
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
31:57
Yeah.
31:59
Yeah,
31:59
we have a big amusement park on the
32:01
lake in northern Ohio.
32:03
Can't even see a coaster.
32:04
Jeez.
32:08
It's pretty bad.
32:08
If you saw pictures in New York City
32:10
this morning,
32:11
like can't see the Statue of Liberty.
32:15
Damn.
32:16
It's really bad.
32:18
That's messed up.
32:20
The roof, the roof,
32:22
the roof is on fire.
32:24
Yeah.
32:28
I dropped a death bomb in the barbershop
32:31
this morning and completely forgetting
32:33
there were two children in there getting
32:34
their hair cut.
32:34
And one of them's mom was sitting right
32:38
next to me on the bench right next
32:39
to me while I was getting my hair
32:40
cut.
32:40
And I was like, ooh, sorry.
32:43
I try to be respectful.
32:44
I know y'all probably have a hard time
32:45
believing that, but...
32:47
Yes.
32:47
Birch is correct.
32:48
We, uh,
32:48
Mexico does catch on fire pretty often.
32:51
Um, and they'll get it.
32:53
We'll get their smoke sometimes, uh,
32:55
covering us up.
32:57
I don't know how bad it is up
32:58
there.
32:58
I haven't seen a whole lot of pictures,
32:59
like from where you are, Scott,
33:00
or even further North,
33:02
but I know down here,
33:03
like it's freaky looking.
33:05
Cause there's just like a haze in the
33:06
sky and it's not clouds.
33:10
Like you can tell it's not a cloud
33:11
for whatever reason.
33:12
I don't know how, but yeah, dude,
33:14
pretty bad.
33:17
All right,
33:18
I only have a couple minutes left before
33:20
my meeting.
33:21
Yes, sir.
33:22
So I'm going to say a word,
33:24
and I hope it doesn't incite a riot,
33:27
but Flow Elite has contributed money to
33:32
the athletes with a performance of the
33:35
day,
33:37
which I think is a pretty cool incentive.
33:41
Just like I thought the Reebok incentive
33:43
was cool back in the day.
33:46
So they've added twenty five grand at the
33:49
end of every day.
33:51
They're going to pick like the grittiest
33:52
performance of the day and they're going
33:55
to award elite athletes.
33:56
I think it's twelve fifty.
33:59
Jenny talked about this morning on her
34:00
dense updates.
34:01
I think twelve fifty four individuals,
34:05
seven fifty four masters.
34:08
Okay.
34:08
Twelve-fifty for teams,
34:10
five-hundred for teams and adaptives.
34:13
I'm going to tell you what,
34:16
that's going to be a lot of paying
34:17
attention to Masters because there's eight
34:19
billion of us that go in the course
34:21
of a day to pick out one that's
34:23
going to be the grittiest on each day
34:25
of competition.
34:26
But good on them, man.
34:27
I'm glad.
34:29
I'm glad.
34:30
Let me ask you this.
34:33
Twelve-fifty for elites per day?
34:39
So Colton's just going to get an extra
34:41
twelve hundred fifty dollar check every
34:43
day?
34:48
Yeah.
34:48
So I love that Flo has said,
34:51
you know,
34:52
we are going to partner with you.
34:53
We are investing this back in you.
34:56
Yeah.
34:57
We're going to move forward in that
34:58
direction.
34:59
Sure.
35:01
What I hate is I hope the people
35:03
that pick the greatest athlete are not the
35:05
same people that pick rookie of the year
35:07
and pick... Spirit of the games.
35:10
Spirit of the games.
35:13
Because the people that do that are very
35:16
bad at their jobs.
35:17
A hundred percent.
35:23
I mean, gritty, right?
35:28
And they even use Colton's picture.
35:32
It's like the flow is just like we're
35:33
going to give Colton an extra twelve
35:35
hundred fifty dollars every day that he
35:36
competes.
35:38
Thanks.
35:38
Moving right along.
35:42
Who else do people think of when they
35:43
think of gritty performances besides
35:46
Colton?
35:47
Well, I think I do think of others.
35:49
I think Ricky is a gritty athlete.
35:51
Ricky has some grit in him.
35:53
I think there are like Dallin on that
35:55
echo bike was gritty as hell and he
35:57
paid for it for months after.
36:01
I think the sport is full of gritty
36:03
athletes.
36:04
It's going to be tough to say this
36:07
person was the grittiest.
36:10
I think that I really do stand by
36:12
my statement that I am so curious how
36:14
they're going to pick a Masters athlete
36:17
out of however many divisions we have,
36:21
men and women, and just go this person,
36:24
this one person just stood out over the
36:26
entire day.
36:27
Who's watching all of that?
36:30
Again, it's,
36:31
I don't think this is going to be
36:34
an equitable choice necessarily.
36:36
There's no way that you can look at.
36:39
Four hundred masters athletes and pick
36:42
which one is the grittiest.
36:44
It's open for interpretation first and
36:46
foremost.
36:47
And ain't nobody sitting through that many
36:49
heats of everything in a day to figure
36:52
out the one.
36:53
No, no starting,
36:56
starting with the seventy plus and be
36:58
like,
36:59
No, no,
37:00
I don't think it was any of them.
37:06
And as the day goes on, no, no,
37:09
not that one either.
37:10
Not that one either.
37:12
That just sounds like a thankless task,
37:14
first of all,
37:14
to try to even figure that out.
37:18
Again,
37:18
it's another like a throw in spaghetti at
37:20
the wall and see what sticks.
37:22
But again,
37:23
everything happened last minute with them,
37:25
right?
37:25
Yeah.
37:26
there could be events that happened.
37:29
Um,
37:30
like the Rebecca fusillade at the Capitol.
37:33
Yes.
37:33
Right.
37:34
That happens.
37:35
And everybody's in agreement that that was
37:38
the grittiest performance of the day.
37:40
Easy award.
37:41
Right.
37:42
Yeah.
37:42
And like,
37:45
I'm at the masters games and you see
37:46
these.
37:47
Sixty eight year old woman get her first
37:49
bar muscle up ever.
37:51
Right.
37:52
Bingo.
37:52
You've got your greatest athlete of the
37:54
day and it's pretty unanimous.
37:58
Yeah.
37:59
Um,
37:59
but in a normal course of like workouts,
38:03
it's going to be tough to pick.
38:05
Yeah.
38:05
I'm just going to take something like, uh,
38:08
know what's his face fighting with the
38:10
freaking sandbag to get it up try to
38:12
get it up off his lap and onto
38:13
his shoulder for forty five seconds fit
38:15
kowski because it was a long way to
38:17
go yeah it's a whole long uh you
38:22
know something along it'd have to be
38:24
something super memorable where there was
38:26
an actual fight going on
38:28
And to find that, like you said,
38:29
try to pick that diamond out of the
38:31
rough of four hundred plus Masters
38:33
athletes is not going to be fun
38:35
whatsoever.
38:36
And I like what causing crossfit here.
38:39
Hopefully they just picked their own
38:40
people.
38:40
So we got something to bitch about.
38:42
I would not worry about that.
38:44
That's probably going to happen.
38:47
Cousin says hopefully they picked the
38:48
wrong people.
38:49
So we have something to bitch about.
38:51
Yeah.
38:55
Well,
38:55
people also thought Roman hopping on one
38:57
leg was gritty.
38:58
This person did not.
39:00
One keg was gritty.
39:02
And she said, well, one leg,
39:04
one keg would have been better.
39:06
I did not think that was gritty because
39:07
I'd watched seven Masters athletes do the
39:10
same thing three days prior.
39:13
And nobody even said a word about it.
39:17
Because nobody cares about us.
39:21
I know.
39:22
But I'm just saying,
39:23
when you've seen seven fifty-year-olds do
39:27
it, and then everybody's like, oh my gosh,
39:30
Roman hopped on one leg.
39:32
I care about us.
39:33
You care about us.
39:35
Kate cares about us.
39:38
I'm not saying that...
39:42
It's not about caring about the Masters
39:44
athletes.
39:44
It's about the fawning over Roman because
39:47
his kid was watching him hop on one
39:49
leg.
39:51
So we have to cry.
39:54
His kid wasn't old enough to understand
39:59
what the hell was going on.
40:01
He had headphones on for the noise,
40:03
which is good.
40:05
Joey, unless you are aging up next year,
40:07
my brother, not going to happen.
40:10
As Ken said,
40:11
adaptive athletes are always hopping on
40:12
one leg.
40:13
Depends on which one it is.
40:15
Kevin Ogore can't even hop on one leg.
40:17
I mean, God bless him.
40:20
Man,
40:20
we are barely holding it together every
40:22
workout at our age.
40:23
Amen, brother.
40:25
Mark,
40:25
I woke up this morning with something in
40:29
my lower back hip area is,
40:31
if I move the wrong way,
40:32
it shoots up like I pinched a nerve
40:34
and all I did was sleep.
40:35
I felt perfectly fine, went to bed,
40:38
woke up, now my hip hurts,
40:40
no apparent reason.
40:42
Well,
40:42
before Corey goes on in all his ailments,
40:44
I've got a meeting in five minutes.
40:46
So we're heading out of here because this
40:47
is a long-ass list.
40:49
We'll see you guys Sunday night for Sunday
40:51
Night CrossFit Talk.
40:52
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
40:54
room to jazz me up.
40:56
I'm already jazzy.
41:07
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
41:09
saddle.
41:09
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
41:11
saddle.
41:12
Talking to reps,
41:12
real life strength in the battle.
41:16
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
41:18
we cover it all.
41:20
Midday motivation every time we press
41:23
call.
41:25
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
41:27
heat.
41:27
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate,