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Drunk Dial LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: The drunk dial line is 602-888-1933. The talkback feature is
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  Speaker 1: on the free iHeartRadio app. You just tap the microphone
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  Speaker 1: and leave us a message. We got some talkbacks. We
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  Speaker 1: got some drunk dials.
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  Speaker 2: Don't put bananas in my butt. I said, don't put
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  Speaker 2: bananas in my butt. I told you many times before.
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  Speaker 2: My butt is not a banana door. No, I'm a physician,
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  Speaker 2: and I cannot fuck you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I am a physician.
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  Speaker 3: That is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't see that coming. It's a very catchy song, man.
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  Speaker 1: I've made two videos on it, and now that she
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  Speaker 1: said it, it's going to be stuck in my head.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. No, don't put bananas in my butt.
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  Speaker 3: I've told you several times before.
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  Speaker 4: My butt is.
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  Speaker 1: Not a banana door. Such a catchy song.
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  Speaker 4: My weird rules. is no garbage is allowed to be
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  Speaker 4: put in the garbage can in the kitchen. All garbage
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  Speaker 4: goes in a grocery bag, gets tied, and then out
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  Speaker 4: to the garage freezer and puts in the freezer. And
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  Speaker 4: then the night before garbage, it comes out of the
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  Speaker 4: freezer and goes into the garbage can down by the streets.
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  Speaker 4: I had a terrible maggot story.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God. I'm like, is this my meme? Because we
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  Speaker 3: have that same rule.
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  Speaker 2: You just can't throw away trash?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, trash is not allowed to go in the actual
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  Speaker 3: trash can. It either has to go down the garbage
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  Speaker 3: disposal or... it has to go into the freezer and
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  Speaker 3: wait there till trash day to take it out because
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  Speaker 3: then the trash can stink.
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  Speaker 2: That's like my father-in-law, but he like, there isn't like
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  Speaker 2: the freezer option.
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  Speaker 4: He'll like take it to a dumpster away from his house.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny. I get it because like, I mean, you
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  Speaker 3: have the maggots and then in Arizona, it gets so
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  Speaker 3: hot out here. If your trash is just sitting in there.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a good maggot story?
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  Speaker 2: No, probably not.
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  Speaker 3: Gross.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's her.
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  Speaker 3: Chris. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: So a long time ago, I had two roommates and
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  Speaker 2: I always said, don't put any garbage in the garbage.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that garbage just sits in the can for
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  Speaker 2: days on end until it's garbage day. So one day
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  Speaker 2: I'm vacuuming and there is rice on my floor, but
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  Speaker 2: the rice was moving. So all of a sudden I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this is why you guys, you don't put, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Garbage in the garbage can. So ever since then, I've
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  Speaker 2: had a rule that no garbage goes in my garbage can.
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  Speaker 2: I have a garbage can in my kitchen that is
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  Speaker 2: for show, but no garbage goes into it.
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  Speaker 3: So what I.
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  Speaker 2: Do, you know, I don't want to look totally worried
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  Speaker 2: and not have a garbage can. So what I do
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  Speaker 2: is when I come home from work, I'll make dinner
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  Speaker 2: and all the garbage of food and whatnot goes into
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  Speaker 2: a grocery bag and then it goes out into my
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  Speaker 2: garage freezer.
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  Speaker 1: We have two people in the show that completely relate
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  Speaker 1: to that. Peyton's grandma and Kyle's father-in-law does the same
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  Speaker 1: thing you do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's perfect. I think it's, I think it's genius.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. When I buy a house,
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  Speaker 3: I probably will try to move forward with the same
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  Speaker 3: kind of like rules per se, because it does your
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  Speaker 3: trash gets stinky and that's gross.
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  Speaker 1: It's true.
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  Speaker 2: And I live alone.
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  Speaker 3: I live alone.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't have that much garbage. Like if I
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  Speaker 2: make dinner or whatnot during the week, I don't have
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  Speaker 2: that much garbage. I'm not going to let it just
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  Speaker 2: sit in the garbage can in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Good call.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: So everyone always laughs at me that my garbage is
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  Speaker 2: in the freezer. My family thinks it's ridiculous, and they
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  Speaker 2: laugh at me.
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  Speaker 1: But look how good your house smells all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It does. It does. But you know what it smells from, though?
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  Speaker 2: I have a rescue dog, John Jay.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So, you know, yes, I'm with Arizona Golden Rescue.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Arizona Golden Rescue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, great organization.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, big time. And another thing, John Jay. Um, you
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  Speaker 2: had a bit on months ago about meeting somebody and
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  Speaker 2: totally like messing up the meeting and being so like
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  Speaker 2: shy and nervous. And I was so shy and nervous
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  Speaker 2: to meet you at one of the family fests two
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  Speaker 2: years ago. I look like a complete idiot when I
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  Speaker 2: met you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, come on. I remember you. No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Chris. Yeah, I bet you do. I was a
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  Speaker 2: stumbling idiot. I'm like, oh, I'm from Golden Rescue.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was great to meet you, Chris. And I
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  Speaker 1: hope you come to Family Fest this year. It's November 7th.
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  Speaker 1: I will.
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  Speaker 2: I come every year.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Can't wait to see you. All right, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Say hi to me again. Let's meet there. We'll meet
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  Speaker 1: at the Golden Rescue area.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully I won't be a babbling idiot this time.
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  Speaker 1: I'll meet you there.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, John Jay. Have a good day, you guys.