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Country Music Legends · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: do we have a special episode for.
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  Speaker 2: You Country Music Where Music in America.
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  Speaker 3: We gathered some of the greatest country artists in our country,
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  Speaker 3: both legends, young and old, to talk about what it's
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  Speaker 3: like to be a country music legend.
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  Speaker 4: So sit all back now and listening.
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  Speaker 3: How do y'all.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to see y'all at one place, all together.
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  Speaker 4: Fantastic to see y'all. What do you doing? You're shuffling cards?
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  Speaker 4: About to play cards?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, we're about to get on the podcast,
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  Speaker 1: and you're shuffling cards.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shuffling the cards.
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  Speaker 1: You're shuffling cards, are shuffling mind?
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  Speaker 4: Man, this guy's such a dark horse. He's shuffling cards.
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  Speaker 4: So medicines, poker player.
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  Speaker 1: What do you play? Texas? Hold him or five cards?
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  Speaker 3: Lifts? A game of chance and I'm playing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Can't I can't hear a word you're fucking saying? Talk?
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  Speaker 3: Ain't it right now?
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  Speaker 5: He talks like he's got a motorcycle jack him on him,
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  Speaker 5: but he doesn't have one.
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  Speaker 6: I speak him and I'll tell you he said, Lafe's
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  Speaker 6: a game of chance and he's playing right in there.
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  Speaker 1: So if you guys didn't know, we are country music stars,
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  Speaker 1: legends of the field. We have been around for quite
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  Speaker 1: a while. My name is Jimmy Coins. I am a
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  Speaker 1: country music star, a big star. You might have heard
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  Speaker 1: some of my songs A wheel of Square of Fire, uh,
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  Speaker 1: trained to Georgia and a Big City Bus. If you
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  Speaker 1: guys don't mind, I'd love to sing big City Bus
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  Speaker 1: for you real quick. Now there's a big city bus
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  Speaker 1: with my name morning. There's a big city bus saying
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  Speaker 1: I'm so. If you guys see, that's my wife, that's
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  Speaker 1: my beautiful wife.
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  Speaker 4: I'm my wife. I'm I'm mom his wife. I'm Martha
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  Speaker 4: bay Coin.
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  Speaker 1: This is Matha bay Coin. She's been my partner now
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  Speaker 1: for would What do you think, Martha?
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  Speaker 4: What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: What do you think you owe?
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  Speaker 1: Doll?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I know the date? I'm wondering if you know the day?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is a test. This is one of your marriage.
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  Speaker 1: Tests give her. I give one of the couple of
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  Speaker 1: marriage tests every year.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, I know I know to a tea. We've
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  Speaker 4: been together.
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  Speaker 1: Forty three years exactly to the date today, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Anniversari.
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  Speaker 1: Every song I've sang on, Martha's sang on, but.
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  Speaker 4: He sanging songs.
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  Speaker 5: We've sang our songs together on our duo album, and
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  Speaker 5: I've sang my own song.
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  Speaker 1: We have individual individual solo careers, and we also have
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful duet career.
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  Speaker 5: Come on listening, one more, Come on, let's sing one more,
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  Speaker 5: Let's sing. We're going to the chapel, and it's gonna
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  Speaker 5: be fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you start off, this is your lead.
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  Speaker 4: Where weird going on.
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  Speaker 1: To the chapel. It's going to be fantastic, weird.
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  Speaker 3: Going on to the chapel.
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  Speaker 2: It's going.
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  Speaker 7: Night.
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  Speaker 1: We're going on to the chapela to tome killing on Moreny,
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  Speaker 1: I love.
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  Speaker 2: The bart lymps when you say mom, when you say morning.
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  Speaker 4: Really because in the music video.
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  Speaker 5: We we shot a music video. We shot along back.
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  Speaker 5: We just wrote a music video. And we look at
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  Speaker 5: each other and we go, what is he saying?
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  Speaker 4: What I think?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a fun little game.
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  Speaker 4: And she says, is he thinking what I was thinking?
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  Speaker 1: She saying, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we go around the rest of y'all, remember
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  Speaker 1: when you.
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  Speaker 3: Guys almost got sued by that Motown group for that song.
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that way. You got to bring that up. Mister,
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  Speaker 1: we all we are all good man, You got to
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  Speaker 1: bring that up.
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  Speaker 3: Said, we're all good of it.
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  Speaker 4: He's so bad. He's such a dog. Dark horses.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing screams dark horse like shuffling a deck of.
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  Speaker 4: Cards like a magician.
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  Speaker 2: His doctor says, it's good for him.
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  Speaker 1: Once you introduce yourself, you legend you.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Donny Shadow.
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  Speaker 2: Say it louder into the MicroPlace.
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  Speaker 3: Names Donny's Shadow.
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  Speaker 4: I doubt they heard you the earbuds because I can't
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  Speaker 4: hear you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any, So you gotta speak up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: My name's My name's Donny Shadow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there you go. There.
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  Speaker 3: They call me.
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  Speaker 1: Switch off the.
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  Speaker 4: Go Ahead.
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  Speaker 3: They call me country Music's dark Night. They call me
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  Speaker 3: the man who sings about the things that other country
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  Speaker 3: artists are scared to touch, Like.
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  Speaker 1: What come on? Give us some of the songs you say.
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  Speaker 3: People know me, they know the lone traveler.
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  Speaker 7: Ah, I'm just a lonely traveler. I'm just a lonely
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  Speaker 7: boy out on the road. I'm just your lonely traveler.
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  Speaker 7: Travel and travel and traveling. I almost got suited by
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  Speaker 7: Jordi Mitchell.
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  Speaker 2: For that one traveler.
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  Speaker 1: That's a dark horse song. Ain't no country person touching
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  Speaker 1: a lonely traveler.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a lonely traveler. You don't mess with a lonely traveler.
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  Speaker 1: I loved your song with the one that I won't
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  Speaker 1: name because it's so inappropriate. If you're not gonna name it,
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  Speaker 1: you can name it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called fuck me, fuck me darling. He reagento
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  Speaker 3: fuck me darling.
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  Speaker 1: Be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Y'alli wrote that song before we got married.
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  Speaker 3: And have y'all met my ex wife by the.
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  Speaker 4: Way, Oh, we've met her and we love her.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, I should mention. We all just got done
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  Speaker 3: being honored at the Grand Ole operly as music legends.
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  Speaker 3: So the liquor is flowing. We had a wonderful night.
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  Speaker 6: They for some reason decided to have all of us honored.
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  Speaker 2: This whole table here, we were.
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  Speaker 1: All on it.
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  Speaker 4: They're such an owner.
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  Speaker 2: But I love the way they did this.
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  Speaker 6: They had all the honorees give the presentation, they had
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  Speaker 6: us do it. They had to celebration the dinner and
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  Speaker 6: the open bar, and then they had the podcast. So
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  Speaker 6: we have been drinking, stinking, winking, and pinking. As my
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  Speaker 6: mama said, we've been doing that.
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  Speaker 1: So why don't you introduce yourself officially? I will on
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  Speaker 1: one of the most iconic voices in country music of
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  Speaker 1: all time.
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  Speaker 3: No one hustles a lesson, No one hustles a queen.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, but I don't need you to stand up
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  Speaker 2: for my battles.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't done stating something independent of who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Donny. The papers have been signed, sealed, and delivered.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't trying to get back with you.
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  Speaker 1: I got a wife, Martha. I love you the deepest
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  Speaker 1: I've ever loved anything.
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  Speaker 4: And that and that and that and that. You got
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  Speaker 4: to tell me your name.
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  Speaker 2: Many wyomis my name before we keep.
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  Speaker 4: Jimmy coy Okay, thank god, Jimmy Cohen. I love you
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  Speaker 4: forever and I want to hear what you have to say.
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  Speaker 6: Many Why Olm is my name? Donnie's my ex husband
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  Speaker 6: is the game.
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  Speaker 3: And music is fame.
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  Speaker 2: I was fucking getting to it, you dirty, dirty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm dying, Minnie. I can't wait around for your animal.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So how long did how long hold on, mister engineer?
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  Speaker 6: How long do we have until he mentioned it his cancer.
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  Speaker 6: How long is that?
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  Speaker 2: Was that nine minutes? How long was it?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was about nine minutes?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, So so how long how long do we want
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  Speaker 6: to spend talking about your your freaking finger cancer?
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  Speaker 4: He has cancer in his fingers.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't that sounds easily operable?
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  Speaker 4: Yes it is, but he refuses to operate.
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  Speaker 3: You're lying. It ain't just cancer in my finger. It's
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  Speaker 3: cancer between my fingers. It affects to hold. It's technically
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  Speaker 3: a melanoma on the web.
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  Speaker 1: So you got skin cancer in the wib of your fingers.
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  Speaker 3: I call him fingers cancer.
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  Speaker 1: You know that is highly operable.
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  Speaker 4: What are yet stage one?
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  Speaker 6: His ex wife says this, His current wife says this,
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  Speaker 6: All of his children say this, and he.
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  Speaker 2: Refuses to listen.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, let death come to my door, But yell me?
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  Speaker 3: Who wants me to be? I dance with the devil.
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  Speaker 1: Every It just ain't smart, buddy, It just dang's mad.
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  Speaker 3: Life ain't smart, Life ain't fair. Life's a game of change.
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  Speaker 2: No, he sat down.
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  Speaker 6: He sat down with the record label the day after
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  Speaker 6: he got his diagnosis. And I swear to God, just
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  Speaker 6: because I know this record label and I used to
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  Speaker 6: work with them back in the day and I will
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  Speaker 6: get to my career.
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  Speaker 2: I swear I will. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 6: I swear to God, Lord, Jesus God, I will not
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  Speaker 6: spend this whole interview talking about my ex husband, Lord
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  Speaker 6: Jesus Lord, I will not. But back to Donney, my
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  Speaker 6: ex husband. He got his diagnosis. The next day, he
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  Speaker 6: was at the record label and they were making a
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  Speaker 6: spin off how he could make a record about his
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  Speaker 6: melanoma in both his pinky and his Lord.
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  Speaker 3: I don't make no spin on what happens in my life.
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  Speaker 3: So my life happens to me, and I deal with
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  Speaker 3: it in my song.
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  Speaker 6: So why don't you tell them the title of your
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  Speaker 6: new single coming out and how it doesn't talk about
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  Speaker 6: your fucking melano Man.
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  Speaker 1: You're pinky?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's called between the Lines.
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  Speaker 4: So sort of an allegory for it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll sing a song for it if you want.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, let's.
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  Speaker 3: Hear between the lines. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I swear to God, I won't make this whole interview
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  Speaker 4: by mics. No you won't. No, you won't, because you
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  Speaker 4: got stuff about you. I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 3: Not everything in the world is black and white, not
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  Speaker 3: everything in the world is wrong or right. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 3: night left or right. That is why I say I
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  Speaker 3: got fingers cancer and I ain't going nowhere between lines,
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  Speaker 3: between lines, between lines, but between the lines.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's so interesting.
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  Speaker 5: When you sing legend into twenty twenty three, things change
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  Speaker 5: out though.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I like a late Doobie brother. So I got
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  Speaker 1: a new produce, Micle McDonald, I got.
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  Speaker 3: A new producer. Doesn't remember nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 4: And it's hard kindergarten?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, is he too old to remember not eleven? Or
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  Speaker 1: is he too young to remember not eleven?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's interesting. Just lost your car, Jimmy, you're too
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  Speaker 4: smart for this.
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  Speaker 3: Years. You're trying to make me do new noises, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying it myself.
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  Speaker 1: I love the background for that. That was a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of coin jingling noises and fun little ketchup sound.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just call something for what it is? Right now?
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  Speaker 3: We're four country legends, we're looking death in the face.
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  Speaker 3: We've seen our years, and we're sitting here squabbling over
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  Speaker 3: a couple of little facts. Well, why don't we enjoy
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  Speaker 3: our time together?
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  Speaker 6: I will say, I will say what tonight was really special?
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  Speaker 6: They talked about our duets, all of our duets tonight
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  Speaker 6: together and apart, because we have done duets apart.
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  Speaker 5: You sang y'all's famous duet Loving the Country, and it
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  Speaker 5: is a highly duetable song, but you only sang your
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  Speaker 5: parts of it so far away on the stage.
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  Speaker 6: Just because it was a part of the divorce settlement.
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  Speaker 6: I would not sing it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't sell yourself. Sure, you've had a standing career.
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  Speaker 2: As a thank you love, Jimmy. That's a stand up man, Jimmy, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And I love your career. I
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  Speaker 1: mean when you say.
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  Speaker 6: Gorgeous man you have over there, darling, I'm looking at you.
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  Speaker 4: You're looking at me. You're looking at me, Martha and May.
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  Speaker 5: You're looking at me, Martha May Coin and you're telling
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  Speaker 5: me I have a gorgeous husband.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you you have a gorgeous catch.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you are too much.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, I got a gorgeous husband who's fiddling with my
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  Speaker 5: little mind.
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  Speaker 2: To do that all morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's so.
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  Speaker 2: My career. I'll tell you about my career. I so
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  Speaker 2: many albums.
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  Speaker 6: Did all things as songwriter started working as song Was
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  Speaker 6: that what you were asking?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was exactly asking.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know everything about you. I know
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  Speaker 5: everything about you. We drink wine, but go we.
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  Speaker 6: Drink fucking wine together, like freaking man. Anyway, I love
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  Speaker 6: I started working. Reba McIntyre was my mentor, started working out.
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  Speaker 3: You're pretty young, she's wise beyond her ears.
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  Speaker 4: Just statis for pretty people.
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  Speaker 6: Don't understand this. I'm old, right, I'm sixty five. I
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  Speaker 6: was RIBA's babysitter, but she was a kid and she
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  Speaker 6: was my mentor.
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  Speaker 3: She's amazing like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a shout out to Reba Riba McIntyre.
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  Speaker 1: Wherever you are. We drink tea.
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  Speaker 6: We love you, but you're just too small and Slimydy, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch anything with my dick anymore.
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  Speaker 2: It needs to rest, oh, because your fingers are too tired.
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  Speaker 3: Mindy, I want to have fun with you tonight. Can
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  Speaker 3: you have fun together?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, your propositioning my friend, and I got to say,
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  Speaker 5: you don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that. Don't do that with the dark shadow
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  Speaker 4: of country music.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't say. I ain't saying fun of no biblical sense.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying fun in the game.
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  Speaker 6: Since anyway you like me to believe that you want
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  Speaker 6: her to play yachtzy with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, do I have five cards in my hand
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  Speaker 3: or what? I'm a game playing?
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  Speaker 1: This is an audio medium.
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  Speaker 3: I'm playing all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you know, playing Solitaire, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let's get to her songs. I want to hear.
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  Speaker 4: I love my song.
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: I did a coastar on Hannah Montana when Dolly Parton
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  Speaker 6: had to take a week off, so I came in
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  Speaker 6: as I did a little bit as Miley Cyrus's great
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  Speaker 6: great great aunt. And I do a song with Miley
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  Speaker 6: That's my biggest hit, and I'll play it. It's amazing, Grace,
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  Speaker 6: but what if? But what amazing? How sweet the soundby.
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  Speaker 2: I Went to School? I went to School? Pos and.
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  Speaker 1: Hey a Girl. I loved that episode when Miley was
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  Speaker 1: questioning whether she would go to school or not and
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  Speaker 1: so used hang her what nobody?
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  Speaker 3: Nobody understands what it was like in Nashville when Hannah
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  Speaker 3: Montana was on. We wouldn't miss an episode, Nobody.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody Old Young Boy Girl.
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  Speaker 2: It was huge. They would played.
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  Speaker 1: The street.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody was watching.
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  Speaker 1: Old Young Boy Girl kids. Everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody was watching Cat Boy Girl, Cat Horse, Lama. Dad
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  Speaker 4: didn't matter, hotel manager, Bista, mom, dad, everybody was watching
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  Speaker 4: hate him on.
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  Speaker 1: Honey, I love you like a fresh couple.
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  Speaker 4: You why don't you come here?
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  Speaker 6: I sang that song just because it was my song
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  Speaker 6: writing one of my favorite songs.
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  Speaker 1: Can I make it? I make a personal request what
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  Speaker 1: you actually wrote one of our songs, but you pitched
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  Speaker 1: it to us as yourself and doing both of the songs.
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  Speaker 1: It was Bluegrass blue Cow.
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  Speaker 6: I have written a lot of these people here at
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  Speaker 6: this table song.
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  Speaker 4: You God a gorgeous mine. You know that, you know that.
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  Speaker 4: You know the movie Beautiful Mind.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like that where she kind of thinks
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  Speaker 1: people are following her and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Because that movie.
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  Speaker 4: But I have not seen that movie.
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  Speaker 3: So y'all are actually talking about schizophrenia.
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  Speaker 1: That is what happens in that movie.
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  Speaker 4: It's fantastic, I really believe because what I mean by
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  Speaker 4: that compliment that you have a beautiful mind.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, and I mean that, and I think you have
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  Speaker 6: a beautiful and I think you have.
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  Speaker 4: A beautiful set of legs. The way that you talk
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  Speaker 4: about my tins, it makes me blush from.
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  Speaker 3: Hell to hogh wall.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even talk to her like that, now, can
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  Speaker 1: you like him.
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  Speaker 4: He's expressly said he doesn't like him.
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  Speaker 1: He wish are the only thing I don't dislike about
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  Speaker 1: my waft me.
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  Speaker 4: He's not a perfect body, except I wish I could
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  Speaker 4: eliminate two things.
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  Speaker 6: And people think the tins are one item honestly together,
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: it's like a combo.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: You have done a submarine job on them. It's insane.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: They become one kind of thing that floats.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: In the water, a raine job.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Well, they look like a submarine.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Are you applying that my.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Tins float below the water in the hot tub?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not applying. I've seen the honey. But I love
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: you like honey early in the morning. Oh, I love.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Can y'all sing that song Honey and Vinegar as y'all
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: were just started. You were quoting it just now, Well.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Of course we were quoting it just now, but I
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: guess we're on the spot.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: But boom, boom boom. I love you like honey in
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Morning, I love you like vinegar in the night.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I love you like milk and tea in the afternoon light.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I love you like milk and tea and some boomba.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: That'll be fine, that'll be fine, that'll be fine. Oh,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: that'll be fine.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Sing along, That'll be fine, That'll be fine, quits Annie,
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: time of night.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: We love liquids as a couple. We love liquids as
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: a friend, We love liquids.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: As neighbors, as acctors.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And ken we love liquid and we love each other.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Song. I guess we can't go until he tells us
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: to stop.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Can you sing? I requested? As I requested, Bluegrass, blue cow.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Oh this is your due.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Though y'all know you got you should do it. We
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: are not going to sing another one.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I realized it's like the Dolly Whitney Houston thing.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh don't put that on that because it's monumental.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I remember, Mindy, you and I were together when you
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: sang this song and it was so beautiful. I remember
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: we renewed our vows after you finished singing it to me.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I wrote it for y'all. I think what was
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: going on with you two.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: You had just had your first child, we had our first.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Style, and we were having some issues postpartum because he
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: was afraid of a dopper.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I was very postpartum. I was extremely postparted.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: We were having postpartum depression and that he was having it,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: but only was sure term depression. It was every time
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: I saw a poopy dot, I was confused.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I've never seen poopy like that before that. I'm just
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: doing my best with a new kid, and I don't
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: know what.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Can he make a big shure of it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: He'd say none, no, no, Martha, I'm gonna clean the dotors.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: He'd say that everything.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I say, I'm gonna clean that. You kept on saying
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: we can throw it away, and I say I'm gonna
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: clean it. But getting back to it, you presented us
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: with this song right at that time, blue Grass Blue Cow.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: Martha and I, yeah, exact, Martha and I had gotten
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: wine because we drink wine like fucking man.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: We drink wine like fucking man.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Oh do that?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Donnie, shut up? So we had come.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Can you sing the fucking song already?
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Shut up, Jimmy, I want my girl back story.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: This country couples together. We're just stealing on.
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: Why like it?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Then you like when I hit you?
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, okay, blue this is blue Bluegrass Cow.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I wrote it for them after you heard telling me
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: that he was scared of the dapper who it is.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: That's a that's a clarifying.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: She's so resourceful.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: There's sound in your voice when you change cheese poop.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: There's a sound that I can't remain, that I can't recognize.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: There's a sound in his.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Voice when I ask him change the poop.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Be diaper.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Now it's blue in the phase, it's blue.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: The car.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Still brings me to cry.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Everybody, I'm not meant to sing it. You can hear
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: my vocals, don't.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful and I know, and I say this in
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: all positivity. It's beautiful because if it's imperfections, See.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: This is why we never blasted, because I hear, I
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: hear that he's given me notes.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: What are your notes on the song?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Don'ty I ain't got no notes.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: What are your notes on the song?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Any notes I have between me and the devil? I
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: loved the song, and I always did.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: I'll be real. This is the horniest man I've ever seen.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I've never seen a man more at trained into an
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: ex wife in a way that is so, it is so.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: All power ripping for it, ripping the problem, meaning is
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: you want a problem, that's the problem. I ain't got
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: no problem. I love you for everything you are, and
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I love your flaws even more than your positive trait.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's why I wrote my song for you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want you to sing that song.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: But before you sing that, I want to talk about
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Alka Selsa, your girlfriend.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, we can talk about Alki. We can talk about.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: He's a model from the from Norway and she's gorgeous.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Her name is filthy with hoots all over it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It pronounced Alka Seltzer, but it's spelled like fewer burdon her.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Name wounds you with him olots like freckles on her name.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Well that now because a lot of people, I will
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: say a lot of people have trashed your most recent album,
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: but I will say umblots are like freckles on her name.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: It's one of the most heartbreaking songs I've ever done.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: But I won't sing that right now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I don't want to sing it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Oh my God, don't make me back because that's so interesting,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: because to bring Sweden into the world of country mutes
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: a masterful in a camp.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: And how the sencer went on Call Your Daddy.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: She did her dad podcast. She said pretty crazy, she
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: talked all about me, And I'm gonna have to call MICHAELA. Oakland,
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: who doesn't host that podcastcast.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: That's what she does bright Stones.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Listen, I'm gonna be clear and I'm gonna be open.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: I know we've had a couple of drinks, and I
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: know you're looking at me like you looked at me
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: twenty years ago, and I'm just gonna say something. I
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: sang that bluegrass song that I haven't sang a long
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: time for these two lovers that I love so dearly.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Oh stop, it's our anniversary stalk, Oh my, please stop.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: We can't think about it tonight. We've been thinking about
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: it since breakfast. We're exhausted.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It's exhausted.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: It's exhausting to think about the years go ahead.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: But I'll say I've been thinking about you today and
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: I've been thinking about you tonight. But I don't want
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: to get near the devil and the Devil's ways because
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: then I remember an interview I saw of al Casetzer
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: on Call or Natty, and.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: She talked about.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: She talked about you and her buy an engagement rings.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Wow, Now that's tough. That's gotta be tough to hear.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, had.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: And listen, we signed the newspapers a long time ago.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: But it's all these countries listen in the country music scene,
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: which people don't realize. In the country music scene, we
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: especially as legends and like we see each other a lot,
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: and we have a lot of music we have.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: We have so much catalong because there's so many there's
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: only so many lifetime achievement awards you can get before
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: you run into the same people over and over.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: From the mouths of angels.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I need to ask you. Did you listen to my
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: new album at all.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: The one about your finger cancer.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: No, that's the one that's gonna be released. Yeah, so
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you should have listened to it. We listened to it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Because there's a song on it. There's a song on it,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Cold Ring Shopping.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought they talked about it on Call
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Her Daddy.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: But have you listened to it?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Mindy?
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Have you listen to it?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Play it for me now because I haven't far.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: We need you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Jimmy picked up the guitar.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: No, I'm doing the song.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Jimmy picked up the guitar.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll play with you.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Want to hear it or not?
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm ready. Wait, Martha get over.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Here, okay, one second, hold on, hold on, my girl needs.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Me we get wine coming, tell me what's going on?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Play the song. Let's do it now, he can do.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: You can do it, because here's the thing. If you're
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: not ready for it, then he wins. Right, he went,
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: it's okay, So you gotta be so ready for it
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: that you don't give a ship even at all?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Should I act like I'm not ready for it?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: So I like you're ready for it. Act like you're
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: so ready for it that you don't even notice. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: act like you can't even hear them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I act like.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: It's just like, wait, you ready for it?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: He told me, Like.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I can't the game? She would you believe? We play
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: these games every day?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Jimmy, what do you think these women are even talking about? Right?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. When they hit a certain decibel,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I can't hear it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I can't hear it.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Take a sip this great yet? What this green chip?
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I love it, green Jack.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Take a sip this great show?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: And I want I want you to.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: I want your repeat after me. Martha, you're a crazy woman.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: I've always said that I'm not crazy. I'm smart, Martha.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: You Christian?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I want absolutely.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: I love God and I love you, and I feel
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Jesus in here tonight and I feel him through.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: You through mate.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Can you hear anything?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Not a word?
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, listen, listen, Mindy, listen, mindy. You don't give a
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: ship about what he has to say. But at the
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: same time.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: You're so ready for it. You're so ready for it.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Let me ask you something. Can I ask you something
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: real personal? And if you if you think I'm out
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: of line, you say, fuck you, You're right a line.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: That's where That's where we're at. Do you want to
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: fuck him tonight?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe in the morning?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, great. So you're gonna act like you're ready for it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: How many cars you got?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I think it's fifty two?
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, about the same, about that same you got cards
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: to I got? I was saying cars car.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: Like you can't even hear them at all. You're gonna say,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: I'm ready for it. Then you're gonna plug your ears.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Take it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: You're gonna put your peky figures in your ears, but
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: you're gonna let You're gonna make sure your pinky pinkies
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: don't cover.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Your entire ear hold, and you're gonna and then after
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: that we'll check it later.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Billy recently?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I seen Billy. Yeah, you've seen him recently. You got it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: He's great.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: That's his haircut.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Oh it's awful. Man.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: You are you ready for the song?
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Wow? After all that, I guess it's more of an
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: emotional preparation. All right, after all that, After all that,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: tell Mandy.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what we talked about.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Hit her, Hit her with the song.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Many This song is important anyway.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Just so you know, Minnie, so you don't get distracted again.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not playing guitar. This is the track of.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: The song, but I want to do it a cappella.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, great, whoa all right?
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: One ticket, I'm gonna plug myers.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Ready, goodlochel mindy, that's exactly what we talked about.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Alady five six, seven eight. Ring shopping going with my girl.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Ring shopping reminds me of another world. Ring shopping. I
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: knew I had love, but ring shopping and left me
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: like a dove. I'm seeing a ring on her hand
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: and thinking about another. Wonder who I'm gonna end up
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: with as a lover. I won't to see her again,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: but there's another ring on her hand.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: See, that's the best thing about country music. No subtext,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: all context.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Andy I want to ask, could you figure out what
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I meant in that song?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Here's my thing?
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: First of all, don't it's a beautiful song as a song, right,
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about this beautiful song. I
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: talked to Martha about it, and Martha didn't say this,
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: But I also want to say this.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I think it's only fair. We also listen to the
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: call Her Daddy clip.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Let's play it can pull it up. It's only fair.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: It's only fair. I can't even learn how to play
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it my fingers.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: We got a tech.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: We'll get the tech and here it goes.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: So this new girl, Alka Seltzer, what's going on with that?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That's who I am, Alka Seltzer, and I am
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: dating this guy. He's so good and he took me
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: ring shopping and he took us He's played me a song. Yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: he played me a song that was so good.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: And what do you think about that?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Oh? I'm on the podcast.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's the whole clip, ain't it. So this is
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: confusing because I thought it was just al Ca Seltzer
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: on the podcast, but it seems like I was. I was,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I was kept throwing it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: You were there, Domiceandy didn't you hear my song for it?
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: You know that?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I think they thought that he was the main guest
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: on the podcast. Yeah, but and he and the host
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: maybe didn't think that Alka Seltzer was the main guest.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe the host. It's really interesting because from my perspective,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the contact louse was that Alca Seltzer went on call
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: her Daddy and exposed something. But maybe I misheard. You know,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I'm Jimmy Cohen's I ain't listening a love no.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: You know, I ain't here to pass judgment on what
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: the host did or did not believe.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: And that's why I love you, honey. You ain't never
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: gonna judge nobody for nothing.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: You, Jimmy Cohen, You never ever ever make anybody feel
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: ashamed for mishearing.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Never once, never.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Want show me Martha. You two know love and you
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: obviously know my cross roads here between Color Dead.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song, and it was a beautiful clip
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: of that podcast.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: That's that podcast.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You went a grammy beautiful kind of just yelling to
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the wind who she was absolutely confused by. Beautiful clip.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I've never seen a clip from a
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: podcast like that that made me cry the way that
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: it did.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I know podcasts don't dance, but it felt like the
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: podcast danced.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Everything about that podcast with poetry emotion.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: It's like it's almost like I'm writing a song in
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: real time. That podcast dance. Lock no wall, that podcast dance.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: So I could say that podcast danstin to my river.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Let my river flow flowing. Oh yeah, that's the duet
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: cart And that's why we work so well together.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I know when to come in. I know when you're
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: keeping what do I do?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: What do you do?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: What do you hold on? One second?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Again? All right, I'll come.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: You're not going over there, over there, over here? Help
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: me out? Let me what about to do you think?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. How many cars you got? Car
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and called to call your daddy? I love that. I'm
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: trying to clear again. I don't care how many cars
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: you have, car whatever? How many cars do you have?
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Let me do?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: What do you want to jumps and stuff?
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Answer me honestly, do you want to jump his bones?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Or do you want to work again? Again? I'm trying
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to learn about your cards. I don't care what any
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: cards fifty far okay cards they're talking about talking about father?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Laugh at Jimmy, Look happy, Jimmy.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: They're talking about like Toyota pretty Viewick.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: You gotta at least what if you want to jump
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: his bones?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Should I jump his bones?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: If you want to jump his bones, you gotta look
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: at him and you gotta say listen, and you gotta
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: make him take off his glasses.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: If you can make his take off like the thing.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You drive to work, the thing you drive to your
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: music things? Anything?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, let me check.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: What should I do? Should no?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Cards?
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I feel like I could have one. I feel like.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I'm on mysend right now.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Musicianship, your health.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to what do you want? A
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: B album?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: I'm really passionate about right now.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It sucking a woman, you have to choose between your creativity.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: So it sucks because I'm gonna be out of commission
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  Speaker 5: for nine months. But I do want to give him
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: one more beautiful child.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Here's my question. Do you think she likes me? Oh?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's down to fuck.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, I'm going back.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, honey, what you say to her?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: For an audio medium? PERP? We were switching we were
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: switching mix together.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I know you can't telling around the roof if you're
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: listening to it via audio, and we don't know if
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: this is actually gonna be released on the audio.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: If anything, is a good advertisement for this podcasts YouTube channel.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: It was this episode because you could see this podcast video,
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: you could.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Say, what's coming on?
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: So really quick, what's gonna happen now?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: I think my friend Mindy has a question to ask you.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna ask you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: In the song you ready let me hear it, Mindy.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: A rose but comes a thought and it comes betrayed
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: two Chartsi's betraying.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: One of the other, a finger or a liver.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: It's between two things like the glasses or rain.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Or a mine or a line.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I ask you love, please choose love.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Dump ouk Seltzer, Dump ouk.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Seltzer again, another one full thing about country music. It
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: starts subtextual with the rose, becomes a thorn, but then
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: gets very obvious at the end. What's your response?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: So what do you say?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I felt like I gave you good advice on this part.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I'm dying to know what and I felt like I
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: gave you great advice on this part.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: And then I also, yeah, I forgot about Martha's advice.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I won't continue this conversation unless you take your glasses off.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Not gonna happen. But here's what is gonna happen. Jimmy
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: did give me good advice. He reminded me that I
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: have fifty two cards. What I was saying, And here's
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: what I'm gonna do. God damn it. I'm gonna give
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: you a card, and I'm gonna give me a card,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: and whoever has the highest card gets to choose how
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: we love each other.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: This is how we got married initially. This is how
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and thank god and thank god we broke down the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: power dichotomy of it at all times in the beginning.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Woof again, I feel bad for the listeners, but we'll
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: explain what I pull. So don'ty just handed me a
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: card across the room.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I just got it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. At the same time, you guys are
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: gonna reveal your cards and say them one by one
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: for our audio listeners.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: One, I'll go first. No, let's do one of the
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: time for our audio.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: The country music order man to one. Yes, exactly, okay,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: really good solid idea three two one, Jack of hearts.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Well, that's well, we'll find out what it means in
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: relation to what she means. Three two one.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Queen of hearts, Oh, my god, both hearts.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something? I gave you a Queen
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: of hearts on purpose because you're my Queen of hearts.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I didn't. I didn't give myself
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: jack ofhearts on purpose, but it's kind of perfect because
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: you're the Queen of my heart. I've been jacking off
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: thinking about your heart.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: That's one of the least beautiful country races I've ever done.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Her does make me want to sing a song about it.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Though, singing Jimmy saying, let's dance, Donnie.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You're the queen of my heart, and I've been jacking
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: it off to your heart. You're the queen of my heart,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and I've been jacking your heart. Every day. I'm thinking
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: about jacking it to you. The shape of your body,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the shape of your submarine booths. Every day I'm wondering,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: what are you thinking about? And you can guarantee thinking
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: about dope, NP, dope, my queen.
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about checking it to my queen.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about let my wife have a verse.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I'm clean.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I came in. I just got excited.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You're beautiful, You're perfect.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I wanted to, I wanted to.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You just dropped your purse?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god? What what?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Baby Martha? You're eighty three years old.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 4: I know we said it could be done. This can't
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: be I know we said it wasn't wise. But I'm
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: having baby number four and I'm eighty three years old,
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna push it out nine months.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: We got pregnant tonight on.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Our anniversary.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: This morning, the doctor said we had to stop. We're
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: both extremely fertile.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: This morning when we made Love of the Continental Breakfast
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: near the Country Music Hall of Fame, and this afternoon
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: I felt noxious. So I went to CBS and I
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: bought a test And would you believe I pissed on
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: it at six pm? And would you believe I'm pregnant?
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Baby?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You were more beautiful than I've ever seen you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Baby, there's no one I want to raise a fourth
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: baby at eighty three years old with.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't love you until the day you disappear, for
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: it'll I'll be gone much before you me the world.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: You can't do that. You can't do that, Jimmy. You
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: gotta stick around. We got a baby all the way.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Baby, I'm gonna give you all the love you could
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: ever want.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: No, what does that mean? You gotta stick around? You
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: acting like you're gonna die in like a very valorous way.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: You wanna stick around for me?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I swear to go, Baby, I've got some news.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: No, what is it?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I've signed up for the draft. You know it's about time.
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: No, Donny sing, Donny sing, don't go away on the
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: day that they say, don't go away, on the day
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: that they say, step go around.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: On the day round, don't go away on the day.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: At this boom boom boom e. War is the war?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: And you have so much in sore for you.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Don't go here is nineteen seventy three. Don't go to
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: the draft. Don't go to the draft?
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Is this part of the song that's amazing? Prodigion? Honey
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: yourllice America left? Okay? I won't go to ward. Will
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: you guys get back together? And God we will lie?
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I can't wait. I'm gonna name him Banjo from the.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Mountain the Devil just called the Prairie.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: He's joining the musical?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: What's it about?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Alexander Hamilton?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: God wait, your finger cancer is cured. The doctor just
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: called me, gink.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: What are you fucking him?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: My? Sweet?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: No, I just he's a guy to collogist. Oh BG,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: that marya my spall.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Brought to you by Nashville, Tennessee. I'm going in the labor.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to war.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, say it?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: What do you see?
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Did I've tried to draw something on my face?
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Fature something on your face?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: It looks like a little.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: So this was the big reveal you got to Is
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: this a satanic being?
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: Alci matching tats?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Is that a little cross? If you if you soon
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: been way under your eyelid? Is that what I'm looking at?
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's the devil?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: So what does that mean?
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: You're betrothed?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: answering the question. Now, that's why we call it show business.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Good NA.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists is an improvised
• 45:49
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• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Jeremy Colhayne, Angela Geritana, and Patrick McDonald.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Music is My Gabriel Pontan.
• 46:00
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• 46:03
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• 46:05
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• 46:09
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• 46:17
  Speaker 4: That's all for now, good night Hollywood.