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Far-right star Nick Fuentes’ gay ADMISSION has us CRACKING UP! · NORMAL GAYS Podcast

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Going to the gym is gay. Every male that goes to the gym
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to get their pump on to get a thick juicy is gay.
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They're putting their hands to the disgusting floor.
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Gross. That's so gay.
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Real men are going to bed with all their clothes on.
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Real men go to bed with all their clothes.
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On why? Because you're afraid of looking
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at your body in the mirror. Or because you're afraid of your
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wife touching you in anything. That doesn't make you.
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You're in your clothes, your dirty clothes.
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But he's like, I can't touch, you can't touch.
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The floor of a gym. Oh my.
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And he's like, gay man, this. Is how you know they're.
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Losers. Hey guys, welcome back to normal
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gay. So we take on insanity.
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I'm Brad Palumbo here with Clarkson Lawsuit.
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What's? Up, guys, I think we're going to
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tell us if you like me being in front of the black and him in
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front of the white, that's what. Yeah, let us know what you
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think. Oh, subscribe, join as a member
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because we're going to be watching a old gay dating show.
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Yeah, from MTV from the 2000s, click the.
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Link in the comments. Extremely messy, but anyway,
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we're actually going to now be talking about another gay who is
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probably involved in dating, but probably just anonymously on
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apps like Sniffy's or whatever. Nick Fuentes, of course.
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Friend of the show. Yeah, what do I just find him
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repulsive? Like physically, yes, yeah.
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Oh, gross. Yeah, I just feel like he got
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AI. Don't.
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Should I say this like a dirty Dick?
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Oh my God, do. You know, like.
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It's giving unwashed. Yeah, like, yeah, like cheese.
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Oh no. Why did you say that?
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Like like he like you pull the pants down and you get a can.
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We stop, you get a. Whiff and you're like Yikes.
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Stop. Make it stop.
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It's like yo Mama didn't teach you to pull the skin back.
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He that's those types of people are why circumcision is still a
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thing in America, because for some reason parents can't teach
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their young boys to clean it. OK, anyway.
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Oh, you forgot to wash your hands?
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Chop them off. Jesus Christ, please edit all of
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that out. It's for hygienic purposes.
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OK. You forgot to shower.
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You tried to wash your hair? Shave it?
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Actually, yes. I don't know.
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Whatever. Anyway, we're going to watch a
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clip of Nick Fuentes and he's going to be ranting about the
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gays. Let's let's start that.
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And you're actually going to agree with what he's saying
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here, by the way. Gay men have their gay hookups
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at the gym they do it so much they sing a song about it and
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then people say going to the gym is based.
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I'm sorry, but you've been tricked.
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I'm sorry, but you have been tricked.
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You have been tricked. And it turns out that the place
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filled with naked men and mirrors, where men try to
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achieve aesthetics perfection out of vanity.
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Oh, big surprise. That's where gay guys hang out.
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I'm shocked. Oh, I didn't know that.
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You're telling me for the first time that's just true.
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Pause. You want to know where straight
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men are? He's kind of cooking.
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Who told him our secrets? I mean, I don't partake in that
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type of culture. But it is.
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I hate that he's right, I hate that he's right.
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I don't think obviously, I think this is a cope because he's so
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he. Doesn't want to work out.
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Frail and lazy and sits behind a camera all day.
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But it is true that like a lot of men with wives are doing
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things in the locker room and gyms.
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And also it like the whole like super fitness image thing is for
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other men more than it is for. Women, well, I mean, even
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dating. But The thing is, is I agree,
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but even men choosing their girlfriends a lot of times is to
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appease other men like they they want to be with the hot girl
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because of the way other men perceive them with the hot girl.
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So I think that men are just really centered around men and
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it gets really heightened when that arouses you.
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I'm just saying he's like. That was just a good.
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Point. He's not wrong so far, no.
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He's not. Something very homoerotic about
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men at the gym and gym culture. Yeah, now he's using as an
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excuse for straight men to like not work out.
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And it's also a bit like that's the problem with him is.
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He's he's doing a bit half the time.
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Yeah, and then that's part of how he gets away with being so
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evil. Yeah, right.
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Is because he can do the mask on, mask off thing and he
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genuinely is very funny. Yeah, but then a lot of times
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he's actually just spewing poison and bio and hatred.
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But then because it's mask on, mask off, it it gives you this
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like veneer. You can always just oh, he's
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just joking. Oh, he's just edgy.
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Whatever. Hassan Piker does the same
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thing, yeah. Of course, yeah.
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And and it's kind of toxic the way they get away.
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I mean, it's very toxic the way. Well, even Trump does it too.
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Sure. I mean, the whole like all of
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their fan bases do the same thing.
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It's like, oh, did you hear them say this?
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They're like, oh, that was manipulated out of context.
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It's fake news. It's this.
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They didn't mean it that way. They're just joking.
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The out of context thing is a funny line because with all of
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the people that you mentioned, Trump is, I would say, not
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Trump. There are some things that Trump
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has said that are actually routinely quoted out of context
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and in a misleading way. Politics.
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Politics always does. Not and Hassan Piker every time
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I I think an insane thing they said has been cited and someone
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goes that's out of context. If you go look up the context,
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it's not. It's literally not it's.
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Exactly what they. Meant.
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No. But anyways, Nick, I still think
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you should buy a home gym if if you're afraid to be around.
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Or just like, put down the Cheetos.
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Yeah, I mean, he's sure. His point is, like a lot of gay
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guys go to the gym. Still worked out and take care
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of yourself. You can have a home gym.
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Or you could just go to the gym and not you.
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Don't want to look at yourself in the mirror bro, just say.
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It It's also like not everyone finds the sauna where
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inappropriate activities are happening as irresistible as.
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Also like you, why do you? Know this I also like the
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knowledge is crazy. Why does he know?
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Familiarity with all of this is crazy.
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And also like the audacity of the reason he doesn't want to go
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to the gym is because the gym is a very manly competitive place.
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Like the biggest guy wins, that's just how it is.
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Like even just like walking in the gym, if you're walking down
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the biggest guy, people normally move out of the way for him.
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It's like a respect thing. It's very like primal I I would
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say. So of course the scrawny little
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5 foot guy doesn't want to go to.
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The gym doesn't want to be at the bottom.
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Of the total ball. Exactly.
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But he can. Go.
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But also, he kind of does want that.
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Well, that's the thing. That's why he's afraid.
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People are scared of what they. Want you're?
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Scared of what they want the most?
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All right. Let's keep going here.
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Where straight men are the library?
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You want to know where straight men are?
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The library. Do you say straight men at their
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the library? Is why are straight men not
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graduating college as much as gay men?
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Is that? Oh yeah, that is.
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True gay men are outpacing women.
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And PhD, literally no one is at the library.
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You go there and you'll see senior citizens and like middle
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schoolers and that's it. Does he go to the library?
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No, he doesn't go anywhere. What live streams from his
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apartment in Chicago? Straight men are at the lot.
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What is this type of like weird personal responsive.
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This is like one of those content creators that's like men
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don't off for a month Sun your sorry.
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Nice. Sun your balls about, you know
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those types, the Wellness types that it seems like that's the
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niche she's trying to hit here. Hope your computer's OK.
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Sorry, I was sunning my balls. Oh my God.
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Anyway, what are you doing over there?
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It's kind of, Oh my God. I wonder if that works?
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He's going to watch this on stream and get all excited.
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Although don't sun your balls, don't do it.
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It does. You want to increase your
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testosterone. First of all, faulty science
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doesn't do it. Second of all.
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Looked into this. Yes, of course I want to
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increase my second of all if you.
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Want to increase? If you want to increase your
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testosterone, get on it. The only things that work are
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things that have side effects. OK, they have side effects
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because they work. Get on a pill, get on a
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clomiphene, or get on testosterone.
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But doesn't also like exercising and lifting increase your
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testosterone? So just do that.
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But that's gay, apparently. Well, yeah, but I see.
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I like to see immediate results. Yeah, we know.
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So anyway, let's keep rolling. They're at the even.
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I'll do you one better. They're at the excuse.
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Me. They're at the convent.
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OK, They are at or is the convent only for girls?
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They are monks. They are monks at the library
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for monks. That is where they are.
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They are at the Dojo. They're at the Dojo training,
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training martial arts. They are at the monks temple.
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That's where they are. What?
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They're not in the gym. They're not.
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You're saying that's straight. That's where straight men are.
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It's like, I'm sorry, going. That's where celibate men are.
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Yeah, like him. That's where in cells.
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Are, yeah. Well, I mean if he's an in cell,
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which is what most of his. Audience is The funny thing is
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he's not an in cell because he has the gripe pets throwing
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himself, throwing themselves at him, the female gripers.
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But he has said on camera that the problem is they're all fat.
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Well, The thing is, he's actually very smart because what
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he's doing is he's catering his message to what his audience
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would benefit from the most. And his audience is not going to
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be in the gym because they're all fat.
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They're all fat, ugly or scrawny little.
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So he's going to tell them no, it's okay.
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Like you're fine actually, just go be celibate in the name of
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religion even though you couldn't you you are
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involuntarily celibate. A lot of them, probably.
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Yeah, because you have no social skills.
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We had one comment when we said the other day we, we took those
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calls from listeners and one of them was saying my boyfriend is
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like far right. And we're like, what does that
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mean? Because if he's a Nick Fuentes
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viewer, you should run. We had one comment that was
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like, actually some people just like to watch Nick Fuentes and
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it doesn't mean that they're bad or that a girl should dump them.
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It's like you just self reported.
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Well, also like. Self reported.
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If you're crashing out like that in a comment because your
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favorite influencer was mentioned, like I don't care who
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it is. That's a Nick.
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Yeah, you need help. Don't be doing that in our
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comment section. But I just do.
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I find it funny how it's like, please, Nick Fuentes, tell me
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more about what's straight and like how to be straight.
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What am I going to ask Lizzo for diet tips?
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Like, yeah, because she's lost a lot of weight.
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That's true, actually. I actually am a Lizzo fan.
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I I'm trying to think of more examples of like the opposite.
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He just immediately goes to fat shaming because he's a terrible
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person. More examples of asking people
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who are like, terrible at things for the thing.
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I have to think about that asking.
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Clarkson for mental health advice.
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Yeah, that's a good one. Asking Brad for social tips.
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Asking Brad for how to. All right, it's just.
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Going to turn into personal attacks.
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Personal. I can't think of anything else.
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Emotional damage. Asking Brad to quote a reference
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that's not from two years ago. I don't know what else.
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All right. Let's keep watching Nick Flint.
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Asking Lily Tino tips on being a woman.
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How did I? Not go there?
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Come on, it's our one mention we have to do.
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It it's like a knife to the heart.
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Yeah, we need a sound board. I actually do have a sound
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board. We'll.
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Set it up then for later the. Thing way, it's getting juicy.
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That's what you know, that's what that's what guys that go to
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the gym say. They go, I got to go and get a
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pump on. You're going to get a pump and
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they go, I got to get juicy for who?
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Who you got to get juicy for? I mean, think about it.
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Guys are sucking down protein shakes, eating like a girl
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eating. Let me have a grilled chicken,
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let me have a salad. And then they go and they get
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their pump. On to get.
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Juicy with all the guys going to the gym is gay.
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And that's just true. That's why they do it.
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That's why they do it in the gym.
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That's where they go. That is their that is their
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temple. OK, where where do the gay
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people go? They go to two places, gay bars
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and gyms. And mostly they go to the gyms.
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Mostly they're in gyms because everyone that goes to the gym is
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gay. Everyone that goes to the every
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male that goes to the gym to get their pump on to get a thick
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juicy ass is gay. OK?
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They're putting their hands to the disgusting floor.
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Gross. They're doing clamps, butt
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clenches, and they're slapping each other on the ass, whipping
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each other with towels and they're singing the YMCA because
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working out is for. That's just that is the
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uncomfortable reality. That is reality you all have to
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deal with now. That is the reality that you all
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have to deal with. You know what real men do?
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Real men read the newspaper. Real men are monks.
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Real men, they don't go to the gym, OK?
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They don't do that kind of stuff.
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They don't do that. Maybe they have a pull up bar.
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Real men are doing push ups next to their beds.
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They're practicing drawing a gun in the mirror.
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Real men are watching TV. Real men are going to bed with
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all their clothes on. That's what real men are out
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there doing. Real men are eating
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cheeseburgers because it's convenient and because you get
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protein. Real men are not saying I'll
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have the salad, I'll have the chicken wrap.
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They're not. They're not doing macros.
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They're. We miss There's so much there
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that we have to unpack. Real men read the newspaper.
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Real men go to bed with all their clothes on.
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Yeah, wait, what does that mean? Also like go.
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To bed with all your clothes on. Why?
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Because you're afraid of looking at your body in the mirror.
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Or because you're afraid of your wife touching you in any.
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That doesn't make you. You're in your clothes, your
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dirty clothes. But he's like, I can't touch
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you. Can't touch the floor of a gym.
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Oh my. And he's like, gay man, this.
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Is how you know they're losers. I know it is a bit.
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That's why I don't even want to take it seriously.
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But it is kind of funny though, and it is funny how he's like
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he's got the most homoerotic, gay pornified version of the
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gym, Like they're slapping each other with towels and grabbing.
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Each other if that's how you imagine the gym as a straight.
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Man, you tell me you watch a lot of.
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Games like that's how I imagine, Nick, that's how I imagine the
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gym as a gay man. And I just have some news for
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you. We're on the same level, OK?
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When I go to the gym and I see men lifting, I'm like, damn,
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this is pretty gay. But that's because I'm gay.
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So these men aren't doing that. These intrusive thoughts you're
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having, Nick, it's they're telling you something.
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Yeah. Where does Nick live like?
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Chicago area. Oh, so that's why Chicago.
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Is like gay men it's. Central Good God, I know a lot
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of them and. There's this clip of Nick.
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They're all ripped. Like Chicago, gays look good.
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There's this clip of Nick that I've seen where gay guys start
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hitting on him and or I don't know if they're actually gay,
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but guys start hitting on him in public and he's like chatting
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them up back and then he realized he's being streamed and
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he's like he walks away of. Course he is.
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He's gay. He's just I mean, I guess we
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don't know for sure. Allegedly the Sue me, I would
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you. Can call every guy that goes to
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the gym gay. We can call him.
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Gay. I agree.
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Yeah, also like there's no defamation there.
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He's like he's a. Demon twink.
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That's the thing it's like he's acting out like this is like me
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during my twink era. I was acting out on TikTok being
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so controversial and because I was just so mad at myself for
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not being able to compete and be at the top of the.
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Total controversial takes were. Not they weren't that
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controversial. They weren't like most black
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people weren't in jail, no. They weren't that, but I was
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acting out. There's like a phase in a man's
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life, specifically a gay man, where they're a twink.
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In a repressed bottoms life. Well, it's not just repressed.
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It's like when you're a twink and you're young, you're like
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trying to overcompensate, I think because when you're young,
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everybody's trying to overcompensate.
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But then you tie in the fact that you're a man and then
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you're in the gay community where there's a very high body
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standard. So then it's like you're not
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fitting that body standard. So you're secretly really angry
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about it because you're not winning the competition and men
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are really competitive. So then all of that anger just
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comes out and that's where the demon twink comes from and.
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Then you end up as Nick Fuento. You end up as in puentes or you
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end up going viral online for just being annoying as or
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overcommensating in social situations where they're like
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the type of gay that's like, hey, like that type of bitch.
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Oh. You know.
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All right, let's try to watch the end of this well.
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No reaction from that. I guess that monologue was a
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dud. I'm just tired y'all.
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I know. Macros.
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They're not drinking protein shakes.
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They're they're not. They don't talk about lighting.
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OK, Real man has a gut. A real man has a gut.
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A real man has a gut like this and he doesn't take a shirt off
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in the mirror and say the lighting isn't good in here.
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This isn't going to look good when I take a picture.
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Oh, the lighting is bad. I might have a good physique.
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My belly doesn't look good. Real man has a gut and it looks
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like this. And a real man doesn't does not
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posing in the mirror saying, OK, that's the difference.
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A real man takes his girlfriend and puts his shirt over her head
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because it's funny. What?
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That's what a real man does. A real man doesn't get tight and
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juicy for who? OK, let's just be honest.
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If you go to the gym, you might as well be singing the YMCA song
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all the way to the Log Cabin Republican meeting.
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Let's just be honest, you go to the.
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YMCA you had to. Turn Lord of the Rings on in the
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gym television and sing YMCA all the way to the Log Cabin
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Republicans Trump rally. That's just true.
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It turns out liberals are the straight ones.
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I hate to tell. You.
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That's true. He.
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Kind of ate. I mean, he's not wrong.
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He like has like Nuggets of truth.
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But then you. Realize the bar where you start
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screaming about how real men have a gut.
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Yeah, I mean he. Said some other crazy in there
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that I already there. Are a lot of gay people who go
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to the gym? Like yes he's that's true, but
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also like straight men should be healthy.
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Also, I'm sorry you go off and then I have a point to.
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Make no, I'm just, it just doesn't like in the grand scheme
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of things, it's so idiotic that you like almost don't even
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respond to the claims because you just expect people to know.
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Well, and it's a bit, but I will say it's hilarious how he's like
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real men don't care about lighting and then his set is
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like meticulously lit. Everything is a protection.
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It's it it also he's like, he's like ranted about real men don't
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care about decor and like for Christmas, his set was so.
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Perfect. You literally had a Christmas
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tree. It's like.
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It's he has to intentionally be mocking his audience for how
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stupid they are and like making it as obvious as possible.
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The contradictions as like a form of.
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Oh, I mean, OK, creativity comes from somewhere and when you're
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doing a bit, like whenever I'm doing a bit on here, it normally
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comes from some type of experience that I've had.
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So like he's channelling from. Opposite of the bit.
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You're not saying the opposite of the truth as the bit.
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Which is no, but I'm saying that like, if you're doing a, it's
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very easy to do a bit and do the opposite of what like your
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experience was. And that's what I like.
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That's obviously what he's doing because, I mean, he's in
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character. And when you're in character,
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you have to pull from something. So gay.
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Yes. Bottom.
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I don't know how else to say it. Yeah, what's?
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That Wendy Williams meme Does your family accept your LGBTQ?
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Lifestyle. No, they don't, Nick.
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That's why I think Nick is just afraid because he would get
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thrown around, you know, like he secretly probably wants to, but
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like again, he's like he's afraid to go to the gym because
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he doesn't want to be the lowest at the totem pole.
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He doesn't want to. Compete, whatever the men are.
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Doing He doesn't want to compete.
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That's what it is. He's a man afraid of
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competition. Sad.
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Anyway guys, let us know. Loser.
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That's what a loser is. Yeah, Somebody who doesn't want
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to compete. Let us know what you think in
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We're going to watch a gay dating show.
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Maybe that's what Nick Puentez needs.
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But anyway, guys, we'll be back with more real soon.