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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm, y'all stupid.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Like today today on Basement News, sixteen people were found
- 0:20Speaker 2: in a sinkhole today on Interstate ninety five south of
- 0:24Speaker 2: three ninety five heading towards downtown Baltimore.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Oh my, damn, Brock's y'all doing over there?
- 0:32Speaker 3: Apparently so it was a bad batch of drugs that
- 0:34Speaker 3: went out because I.
- 0:37Speaker 4: North, Yeah, days ago, I was bro I I was
- 0:43Speaker 4: telling Sean earlier. You know, my you know, my conspiracy
- 0:46Speaker 4: mind was going. I'm saying here like m m hmm,
- 0:51Speaker 4: just saying, no people, y'all speaking of just sh I
- 0:56Speaker 4: ain't never seen nothing like that in my lifetime. You
- 0:57Speaker 4: gave me that.
- 0:58Speaker 3: It was literally, I think the while the news reporter
- 1:01Speaker 3: was out there, she said she saw two people literally
- 1:03Speaker 3: fall out, and the night even that she was out.
- 1:05Speaker 4: There, twenty five.
- 1:07Speaker 5: Last count was twenty five people, five wing critical condition.
- 1:11Speaker 3: All drug overdoses. Like they literally was like, should have said,
- 1:18Speaker 3: don't don't touch that stuff.
- 1:19Speaker 4: But you know, but you know the bad part though,
- 1:21Speaker 4: what's up the things is gonna go after.
- 1:24Speaker 3: It, hopefully not. I mean, I know, you might want
- 1:27Speaker 3: to get high and if you see twenty five people around.
- 1:29Speaker 4: You, no, but that's huge. That's usually what that's usually
- 1:32Speaker 4: makes motherfuckers go.
- 1:33Speaker 5: I hate the fact that you know you gotta left
- 1:37Speaker 5: to keep from crying. And what popped in my head
- 1:39Speaker 5: was that seed from don't be a menace to self Central?
- 1:43Speaker 1: Why drinking your juice in the hood.
- 1:45Speaker 5: When he was like, yeah, I got that killer and
- 1:47Speaker 5: he hit that blunt and they started convulsing this he did,
- 1:52Speaker 5: he was like, yo, past that ship.
- 1:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, what.
- 2:01Speaker 1: That that.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Just a little bit, just a little bit.
- 2:06Speaker 4: I was like, damn, damn, bro.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Super quarters on this time. I had to check y'all.
- 2:14Speaker 3: Won't see y'all, so keep talking. Yeah, yeah, just keep talking.
- 2:20Speaker 1: Lord, m delive with me.
- 2:28Speaker 3: That's the problem. You couldn't hear nothing on the record.
- 2:29Speaker 3: And that's why I was like, well, we look good.
- 2:32Speaker 4: But are you his.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Ship? But we don't show say tack is working, because
- 2:39Speaker 3: that's all that's all you heard.
- 2:42Speaker 1: They work.
- 2:45Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just saying, you know, be comfortable because
- 2:48Speaker 3: if it was hot in here, I was like showing up.
- 2:50Speaker 3: So check this out right, We're gonna do wineing audacity
- 2:55Speaker 3: from the car.
- 2:56Speaker 4: This.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Check this out right, this here, bitch, check this out.
- 3:02Speaker 5: That's my mother saying dick this.
- 3:04Speaker 1: I'm like, ma, man, it is twenty twenty, nineteen seventy four.
- 3:08Speaker 1: I said, what you about to call me?
- 3:09Speaker 5: A job time turkey, sucker, sucker, dig this, dig this jack.
- 3:21Speaker 1: She gonna whoop my ass. Bye, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Mom.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Want to say, just Joe, I know you're gonna see
- 3:28Speaker 3: that singing be laughing at us. She did it. I
- 3:29Speaker 3: didn't do it.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Oh you, she said, dick this head. Niggas. She's gonna say,
- 3:36Speaker 1: all y'all getting your ass because.
- 3:37Speaker 5: Y'all was we That's how I went back in the day,
- 3:41Speaker 5: no eyeblowing you fuck together, you get your ass whipped toe.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Yeah, they did that back in the seventies and my
- 3:46Speaker 3: cousins and brother and sister the seventies.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Nigga, you know what I mean as whoopers I took
- 3:50Speaker 4: for Jesu with me and Brandon looking at him like heyo,
- 3:55Speaker 4: just tell the truth.
- 3:56Speaker 1: He said, why the fuck would I do that?
- 4:01Speaker 4: Begetting a nigga?
- 4:02Speaker 3: I love that for y'all that I ain't doing, especially
- 4:07Speaker 3: if I know I ain't doing ship. I was in
- 4:08Speaker 3: my room running my business and something get broken or
- 4:11Speaker 3: get go missing. I was up here the whole time.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Go talk to them.
- 4:15Speaker 5: We got I'm not a snitch, but there are other
- 4:18Speaker 5: people this household.
- 4:20Speaker 3: I was snitching. Goddamn it. I'm not getting in trouble
- 4:23Speaker 3: for you niggas, all three of.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Us sitting there, there are other people. My mother used
- 4:26Speaker 4: to say, my mother's look one of y'all did is
- 4:29Speaker 4: when you talk, it was up, I'm whooping all your asses.
- 4:33Speaker 4: And she leave the room and then we all talked.
- 4:35Speaker 4: We had a we had a conference, like I took
- 4:38Speaker 4: the blame last time, just say you did it? No,
- 4:45Speaker 4: my mom come in, so so who did it? I
- 4:48Speaker 4: would have pointed, like, I mean, that's the one thing.
- 4:50Speaker 4: We ain't snitching each other, but we were trying. It's
- 4:54Speaker 4: like you try to hold a nigga out, you try
- 4:55Speaker 4: to have a nigga making make a nigga have faith,
- 4:58Speaker 4: like hey, listen, like speak up.
- 5:00Speaker 3: And it's like this. I think for me, for being
- 5:04Speaker 3: the youngest child and also the uncle that was in
- 5:06Speaker 3: the house with my nieces and nephews, I wasn't taking
- 5:09Speaker 3: the heat for the asses. Uh, you the same as me.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Y'all gonna get these ass whippings.
- 5:16Speaker 3: And I'm gonna be right here like right now. Oh
- 5:20Speaker 3: look painful.
- 5:22Speaker 4: Such a dumb ass. I look painful. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
- 5:29Speaker 4: damn like damn we hurt.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Is it bleeding for you?
- 5:32Speaker 4: I said? Am I bleeding?
- 5:33Speaker 1: No?
- 5:34Speaker 3: No, poor little too.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you will be all right.
- 5:41Speaker 3: I hope anyone asses be raw. That's what he said. Anyway,
- 5:54Speaker 3: I do not adjust your fucking screens because once I
- 6:00Speaker 3: take that out, that was.
- 6:05Speaker 5: Now. After I gave him my short my good shake,
- 6:07Speaker 5: I got my good brother on the things jiggling.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Go ahead, Welcome to this week's episode of One and
- 6:16Speaker 3: Our Dad Say the podcast, And for our normal listeners
- 6:20Speaker 3: who check us out on various platforms, head on over
- 6:24Speaker 3: to YouTube because we are camera niggas.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Were there, Ship were there?
- 6:30Speaker 3: Y'all can see our faces and our reactions.
- 6:33Speaker 4: Beach has niggas, not men.
- 6:36Speaker 1: If we can't call we need them.
- 6:38Speaker 3: We don't want them to stop watching.
- 6:42Speaker 4: That's crazy. It's wrong with these niggas.
- 6:47Speaker 1: And always told you something wrong with them. I've been
- 6:51Speaker 1: told you never realized he wasn't in the same classes
- 6:55Speaker 1: as us. It's all I'm saying.
- 6:56Speaker 3: I was, bitch.
- 6:57Speaker 1: I was in the class about.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Remember that I was in magnet class. I wasn't in class.
- 7:04Speaker 4: I don't remember.
- 7:05Speaker 3: You know.
- 7:05Speaker 4: It's funny.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Always like Neon and left down the signs mag It wasn't.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Like what I'm saying.
- 7:13Speaker 1: It was more than five people in my class Brain.
- 7:15Speaker 4: That had the same English class and all of a sudden,
- 7:17Speaker 4: brain and stopped coming.
- 7:20Speaker 1: The nigga was magnane because he thought he was better
- 7:22Speaker 1: than us.
- 7:22Speaker 4: I was just smart, great a damn min second of all.
- 7:30Speaker 4: Fuck y'all, I'm not the dome one. I didn't say
- 7:36Speaker 4: you were the dam one. I mean understand, you know
- 7:41Speaker 4: what I'm saying. One of us, one of us is
- 7:43Speaker 4: and they you know they got they got a black
- 7:45Speaker 4: shirt on on with red with red print though, but
- 7:47Speaker 4: you know.
- 7:49Speaker 1: We ain't gonna say. And one of us got an airline.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Trying.
- 7:55Speaker 3: My hairline is intactic. You know the movie just open anyway.
- 7:58Speaker 3: My name is Brain is a car, right, and I'm
- 8:01Speaker 3: joined by two of my favorite people in the world.
- 8:03Speaker 3: How y'all feeling this week?
- 8:04Speaker 5: I don't know why you like this. Nig I'm here.
- 8:09Speaker 5: I'm here so I won't get fined.
- 8:14Speaker 3: We are coming to y'all.
- 8:15Speaker 4: Hey man, we changed brown now like like like we
- 8:17Speaker 4: get fined for student, We get fined for studios.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Get up, get on up, y'all like our studio.
- 8:25Speaker 4: Today on basement News and go to hell.
- 8:32Speaker 3: But we love it.
- 8:34Speaker 4: A vacation there.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I feel like you should move there permanently.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Oh it's just too hot.
- 8:46Speaker 4: Like like you said, you want to go there. You
- 8:49Speaker 4: want to go there if you need, you know, need
- 8:51Speaker 4: a little need, a little little little little.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Tang like, hmm, I'm brown enough.
- 8:56Speaker 4: Same whatever you say, Tan, what's new? My niggas ain't
- 9:02Speaker 4: ship the same old thing.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Mm hmm, dumb ass, your go ahead, go ahead and
- 9:08Speaker 5: say your mom, go ahead and say it. Bit he
- 9:12Speaker 5: was like, go ahead and say it so she could
- 9:16Speaker 5: beat your ass.
- 9:18Speaker 1: I told you she'd been saved.
- 9:21Speaker 5: It.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Say it.
- 9:23Speaker 3: You almost got me, bitch. Say for the record, this
- 9:25Speaker 3: is what I deal with behind the scenes when we
- 9:27Speaker 3: now on camera, y'all just seeing it for the first time,
- 9:30Speaker 3: I just sit here and just.
- 9:32Speaker 4: You almost got me. But you know I'm gonnaell you.
- 9:35Speaker 4: I'm gonna hop on the good foot and take a
- 9:37Speaker 4: step in the right another direction.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Oh, not to direct to the boot jokes.
- 9:41Speaker 1: You want to talk about.
- 9:42Speaker 5: Mother, You want to talk about mom, Get up on
- 9:48Speaker 5: the good foot.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I can still walk, bitch, but you got three nipples me, bitch,
- 9:56Speaker 1: let me alone.
- 9:57Speaker 3: I keep it there.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Good God, damn it.
- 10:06Speaker 6: That's cool though, And you know it's crazy.
- 10:08Speaker 3: What's that?
- 10:09Speaker 4: Were sober?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Yep?
- 10:12Speaker 4: So y'all, y'all, y'all getting y'all got us sober? Shut
- 10:17Speaker 4: the fuck up. I ain't gonna keep trying me, bitch.
- 10:25Speaker 5: So.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Happy August. How summer been treating y'all so far? It's
- 10:34Speaker 3: been hottest fucking in Baltimore all fucking summer.
- 10:37Speaker 1: How does the Devil's toenails?
- 10:39Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm I'm I'm good for almost still summer, not summer.
- 10:46Speaker 4: You know you're not still summer, not summer, because August,
- 10:49Speaker 4: August starts. You know, that's the we we We're going
- 10:52Speaker 4: to the fall months, and we're getting closer in August.
- 11:00Speaker 4: We're getting closer to my anniversary and my birth.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Because somebody married this nigga on purpose.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Wow, your birthday is coming up in about six weeks.
- 11:10Speaker 3: You got plans for thirty nine. Wow, I'm trying to
- 11:15Speaker 3: stay at conversation full with y'all. They okay, no.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Cut, okay, right in her ear. I'm trying so hard,
- 11:27Speaker 4: right in her ear. I'm trying so hard.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Minute, nigga, did you just call me an earfucker?
- 11:33Speaker 4: Yep?
- 11:33Speaker 6: So you can hear them coming.
- 11:35Speaker 1: You know what, bitch, I gotta get new friends.
- 11:41Speaker 4: Tried that and that did not work out for you.
- 11:44Speaker 1: It didn't you right, mm hmmm, how.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Some have been treating you.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Got put little little powder up underneath these who hides
- 11:58Speaker 1: to keep them dry? Listen bad God, leave it this
- 12:07Speaker 1: extra fluff.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Baby.
- 12:08Speaker 1: You got to make sure you dry. And it's a
- 12:13Speaker 1: minimum to showers a day. Kind of It's kind of.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Something me and Johnson and Johnson's is really Queen Jones.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Johnson just way.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Got me some all over body deodering that works.
- 12:25Speaker 4: That's it's crazy because you don't understand why why your
- 12:28Speaker 4: grandmama and them used to do it like you doing.
- 12:30Speaker 4: They come down looking like they like they.
- 12:32Speaker 1: They're skarting so soft, all the way up.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Down looking like they looking like they just they just
- 12:38Speaker 4: rolled around on some chalk like all the way up here.
- 12:42Speaker 3: You okay, but they weren't sweaty though.
- 12:45Speaker 1: They wasn't.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Oh and then walking around walking around with they were
- 12:49Speaker 4: walking around with their sweat bragg.
- 12:50Speaker 5: Just oh oh, Brandon, keep a sweat.
- 12:53Speaker 3: Break my god, understand shoulder like I'm.
- 12:58Speaker 4: A water boy.
- 13:02Speaker 1: I got a story.
- 13:06Speaker 5: We were at a cookout, you know what, and one
- 13:12Speaker 5: of my cousins showed a little interest in Brandon, but
- 13:17Speaker 5: I knew that you don't Brandy.
- 13:19Speaker 1: He's not Brandy.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Stop and Brandon had that town thrown across his shouldery.
- 13:24Speaker 5: He nicely walked over the brand and it was like, yes,
- 13:27Speaker 5: it's Brandon, Okay, did you make sure he had a
- 13:28Speaker 5: drink and something. He's gonna slide that tie off Brandon's
- 13:33Speaker 5: shoulders like so and Brandon said, I'm fine.
- 13:43Speaker 4: And at the ball like this, he's just trying to
- 13:45Speaker 4: wipe your brow.
- 13:46Speaker 3: Child.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Brandon was not with the ship. It was so funny.
- 13:50Speaker 4: I'm sorry because that's that's so funny.
- 13:54Speaker 5: Seen a look on his face, a violation. Bran was like,
- 13:57Speaker 5: I know, but it was so funny. Brandon wouldn't mean
- 14:00Speaker 5: about it nothing. He was just like the niggas.
- 14:04Speaker 1: No, he didn't hit his hand. He grabbed the other
- 14:06Speaker 1: end of the towel and make damn and I'm over
- 14:09Speaker 1: at the.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Ball like don't touch me.
- 14:12Speaker 5: Thanks, Like you could have seen a look on Brandon's face.
- 14:17Speaker 5: You're talking about something comical. You're talking about something funny.
- 14:21Speaker 5: I was some funny ship.
- 14:22Speaker 3: Now I don't like when people touch me.
- 14:23Speaker 1: That was funny.
- 14:25Speaker 4: That's great when I.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Find you attractive initially, don't walk home and just feeling
- 14:28Speaker 3: on me because.
- 14:32Speaker 4: I felt creepy as fun like my business like like
- 14:39Speaker 4: you know, you look at like you probably understand like
- 14:43Speaker 4: like trying to like flirt and whatever. But at the
- 14:45Speaker 4: same time, it's.
- 14:46Speaker 3: Like talk to me my jewels. You love to touch
- 14:48Speaker 3: me behind like this, at least not at first, you.
- 14:51Speaker 4: Know, it's funny ship. Oh that's no, it's funny that
- 14:56Speaker 4: you say that, like, don't touch me, like I if
- 14:59Speaker 4: my like my still just like hit one another and
- 15:01Speaker 4: I'm like say sorry. And the first thing, the first
- 15:03Speaker 4: thing they do is like this, I'm like, no, without
- 15:05Speaker 4: touching them, just say just say sorry. He's a.
- 15:11Speaker 5: He's like me, yeah, And you don't realize sometimes like
- 15:15Speaker 5: you talking to people like something you know and everybody
- 15:19Speaker 5: don't like that, and then something you have to learn.
- 15:20Speaker 5: So I had to talk to him about the conversation,
- 15:21Speaker 5: like you ain't got to do all the day, you know,
- 15:23Speaker 5: because some people are.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Uncomfortable, like yeah, when it comes to things like that
- 15:27Speaker 1: and that's okay.
- 15:28Speaker 3: I'm one of them people like you please don't touch me.
- 15:31Speaker 3: I've gotten into it with people at bars, especially when
- 15:35Speaker 3: when niggas is drunk and they all every face and
- 15:39Speaker 3: they I went, we went to Dirty Goose in DC.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Shout out the Dirty Goose, Rest in peace time. I
- 15:46Speaker 3: went out for like a late Sunday fun day. I
- 15:48Speaker 3: think it was me, Will Shechanie and a couple of
- 15:49Speaker 3: other people and we were just sitting there listening to
- 15:51Speaker 3: music and it's drunk. I came down from the roofside
- 15:54Speaker 3: and he came over over and you know, I was
- 15:56Speaker 3: sitting there, had on a polo shirt. You know, I
- 15:57Speaker 3: just stepped out the house, you know, Sunday. He came
- 16:00Speaker 3: on the button and my butns and.
- 16:02Speaker 5: I know you lie.
- 16:03Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Hold that that wasn't
- 16:08Speaker 4: from flirting into like sexual assault.
- 16:11Speaker 3: I said, nigga, I don't know, you don't touch me. Thanks,
- 16:14Speaker 3: Oh you can't see yourself.
- 16:17Speaker 4: Motherucker look back and look probably looked at him like, no,
- 16:20Speaker 4: it wasn't a look.
- 16:21Speaker 3: Back, it was a it was a straight it was
- 16:23Speaker 3: a wrong with you. Even his friends, his friends had
- 16:28Speaker 3: to be like, I'm sorry, when he gets drunk, he
- 16:30Speaker 3: gets touching feeling. That's your friend. That was beyond break
- 16:34Speaker 3: Nigga's fingers.
- 16:35Speaker 4: Don't touch me and that was all like you just
- 16:39Speaker 4: trying to take my clothes off and not like that
- 16:41Speaker 4: that that's not you.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Look like you hot. I'm not don't touch me on me.
- 16:45Speaker 3: I'm hod I can regulate my own body sweat raggs for.
- 16:48Speaker 3: It's not for you to come up and my hands
- 16:50Speaker 3: all in my chest. I'm sorry. I an't even touch
- 16:52Speaker 3: you on your chest.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Listen, I had a flame, not not No.
- 16:58Speaker 4: It's been a long time left.
- 17:00Speaker 6: You time.
- 17:04Speaker 4: Long.
- 17:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, in case I ain't hear that story. That's
- 17:10Speaker 3: how me and Seana got cool. We dated for a
- 17:13Speaker 3: week and the fourth grader she dumped my ass. And
- 17:16Speaker 3: the running joke is she, oh yeah, she turned she
- 17:19Speaker 3: turned me gay.
- 17:21Speaker 4: I may have.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Started his tambourine playing.
- 17:23Speaker 5: It might have been me for it. I'm sorry, might
- 17:29Speaker 5: be it's a possibility.
- 17:31Speaker 4: Oh ship No.
- 17:32Speaker 1: The running jokes that we've been friends since we were in training.
- 17:35Speaker 6: Bro.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't need no more training.
- 17:47Speaker 3: Well, my summer is good. My summer has been going well.
- 17:49Speaker 3: It's August. Okay, I saw Beyonce fourth of July weekend.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Saying, well, I wouldn't make my feet were her.
- 17:57Speaker 5: I told you mine was burning out, slit them cowboy
- 18:01Speaker 5: boots on.
- 18:01Speaker 3: I was scooting and boot mm hmm. But the thing
- 18:04Speaker 3: was run. So I didn't want to buy cowboy boots
- 18:08Speaker 3: right because I felt like for me one, I wear
- 18:11Speaker 3: a size fifteen, I got big ass feet if I
- 18:13Speaker 3: wear cowboy boots. Where the wear cowboy boots at.
- 18:18Speaker 5: I'm wore mine twice to a to a theme party,
- 18:21Speaker 5: to a cowboy and then too.
- 18:24Speaker 3: But spending that much money on the cowboy on cowboy
- 18:27Speaker 3: boots that I would wear maybe once or twice every
- 18:29Speaker 3: couple of years didn't seem cost effective. So about Chelsea boots,
- 18:33Speaker 3: I was like, I can I can wait. I can
- 18:35Speaker 3: freak these with something else.
- 18:36Speaker 1: You know, I spent forty dollars on man, I can't
- 18:38Speaker 1: wear cheap shit. My feet too big.
- 18:40Speaker 3: I'm too.
- 18:44Speaker 5: Bro.
- 18:44Speaker 3: You've seen those videos of people online, like when wifes
- 18:46Speaker 3: prank their husband with with the with the mountain, like
- 18:49Speaker 3: the swim trunks they getting to pull and the choice
- 18:51Speaker 3: just melt off. That's me wearing cheap shit and just
- 18:54Speaker 3: fall apart on me.
- 18:55Speaker 4: I can't do that. It ain't enough material.
- 18:58Speaker 3: It's the water makes it fall apart. So anyway, got
- 19:03Speaker 3: to the got to the Northwest Stadium a k a.
- 19:04Speaker 3: F X Field. We walked around, waited the line for
- 19:07Speaker 3: two hours for merch and then by the time we
- 19:10Speaker 3: got your seats on the floor, I made it through
- 19:13Speaker 3: maybe the first quarter of the show and was all right, well,
- 19:15Speaker 3: I'm sitting down. I sat down for a couple of them.
- 19:23Speaker 3: I told Shawna, not so bad. I called you this
- 19:27Speaker 3: morning accidentally. I saw you called me back. I went
- 19:29Speaker 3: to call my niece called Ebo, and we were on
- 19:31Speaker 3: the phone and I told her. I was like, yeah,
- 19:33Speaker 3: you know when when it got to a certain point
- 19:35Speaker 3: when my feet were hurt and I I just sat
- 19:36Speaker 3: down on you said it was the top of my head,
- 19:37Speaker 3: like m hmm. I could see the screen over the
- 19:39Speaker 3: top of everybody's go formation.
- 19:44Speaker 4: Not not for formation, nigga, You ain't. You ain't get
- 19:46Speaker 4: up for the while, nigga.
- 19:47Speaker 3: I've seen be on same lives like seven times.
- 19:49Speaker 4: I doesn't even matter you supposed to. It doesn't even
- 19:52Speaker 4: a song, you know, that's that's the one song.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Let's just see the screen from where I was sitting.
- 19:57Speaker 1: It don't matter, he said, how he wasn't up He said, damn,
- 20:00Speaker 1: you bitch.
- 20:06Speaker 3: That's why these niggs think you a butch queen.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Aaron question who wow, but queen? Oh my god.
- 20:13Speaker 3: I got asked once. It was like, I mean, you
- 20:16Speaker 3: know you and Sewn are cool, but it's Aaron, you know,
- 20:21Speaker 3: I said, no, he's happly married, you know, wife.
- 20:24Speaker 4: You know what's crazy?
- 20:25Speaker 3: Baby? You know? They was like with that on me.
- 20:27Speaker 3: If I said, as far as I know, he will
- 20:28Speaker 3: get down like that, I think I would have known
- 20:30Speaker 3: my name.
- 20:31Speaker 6: You know. It's great, but you know it's crazy.
- 20:32Speaker 4: I feel like the story of my life. Boy, I
- 20:36Speaker 4: got that all the time, Like all the time we
- 20:38Speaker 4: was going up there, them asking Sean about like asking
- 20:40Speaker 4: Sean and about me.
- 20:41Speaker 3: They asked him about me too, and.
- 20:43Speaker 4: And no, no, but you got how you got.
- 20:49Speaker 1: It happened eventually, look, we know, but it wasn't no,
- 20:51Speaker 1: they had fucking business.
- 20:52Speaker 4: But no, but then you got one telling them like
- 20:56Speaker 4: be careful, be careful. You you you think it, you
- 21:02Speaker 4: think you listen.
- 21:03Speaker 1: You ain't gonna think you're been safe around them?
- 21:05Speaker 5: And then you better next day, you know, the bit's
- 21:08Speaker 5: been through with King Fries on the back.
- 21:13Speaker 4: Yeah, like, hey whyle yr whyle y'r bullshit y'all saying
- 21:17Speaker 4: I saw that Sissor video.
- 21:19Speaker 1: It's smelling like.
- 21:23Speaker 5: That.
- 21:25Speaker 3: It's by Burger King Early had a double whopper with
- 21:28Speaker 3: cheese and a frosty.
- 21:33Speaker 1: I could have go for a frosty right now.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Though.
- 21:35Speaker 4: I watched that Sizzle video and I had a flashback
- 21:38Speaker 4: when what short it was? Eating the fries off? Eating
- 21:40Speaker 4: the fries off? Ass?
- 21:41Speaker 6: I was like, what video was that? I think it was?
- 21:44Speaker 6: It was that snooze.
- 21:46Speaker 3: I don't think I saw that one.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Oh I saw a snooze.
- 21:50Speaker 4: No wait, no, it wasn't snooze. Yeah, Justin Bieber was
- 21:54Speaker 4: in the video with her.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Oh yeah I did see that. I saw that. We
- 21:58Speaker 3: saw that at at number nine.
- 22:00Speaker 1: You right, yeah, I can when you know? So.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Yeah, some has been good, some has been long.
- 22:11Speaker 4: I'm ready for the fall now, need to I'm yeah,
- 22:15Speaker 4: I'm I'm I'm pretty much.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Summer doubt think I missed about the fall?
- 22:18Speaker 5: Is?
- 22:22Speaker 4: I love punkin spice a lot?
- 22:28Speaker 1: Whoever invented that should be in jail. Pumpkin spice?
- 22:32Speaker 4: Why?
- 22:33Speaker 1: No? I like Apple?
- 22:35Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 22:37Speaker 4: Apple like a little hard apple side with some whiskey
- 22:43Speaker 4: punkin spice or some fireball. Yeah, some fireball and punk
- 22:49Speaker 4: and spice. I understand punk and spices. We like the flake,
- 22:52Speaker 4: we like the flavor be like the flavor of the fall.
- 22:54Speaker 4: But your cameo apple like carmo apple flavor should be
- 22:56Speaker 4: the flavor of fall.
- 22:57Speaker 1: I agreed.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Also talk about why companies are trying to bring out
- 23:04Speaker 3: fall shipping now in fucking early August.
- 23:06Speaker 4: My nigga, it is ninety three degrees out. I do
- 23:10Speaker 4: one better.
- 23:12Speaker 5: Christmas should be out, I say, I say give Christmas
- 23:15Speaker 5: in early No, that's what saying.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Give you two more weeks, two more weeks, I buy.
- 23:23Speaker 1: The ship was a lit up snowman in sid Costco.
- 23:27Speaker 3: My nigga, out on shorts. We are not in Florida,
- 23:29Speaker 3: Thank god, ship. I love Florida, family cousins, if y'all
- 23:34Speaker 3: see this, but we are in Maryland. It is ninety
- 23:39Speaker 3: degrees and human outside. Why say a blow up snowman
- 23:41Speaker 3: in my face?
- 23:42Speaker 4: I am confusion because.
- 23:45Speaker 1: You know they God damn ria' about the startstone.
- 23:52Speaker 4: Said no, it's almost my time.
- 23:56Speaker 3: I mean, should it be my time too? If I
- 23:57Speaker 3: may five million dollars a year just for singing a
- 23:59Speaker 3: song for two months out the year about to come
- 24:03Speaker 3: up with some ship.
- 24:05Speaker 4: That's crazy. Every year, I keep telling you, but I
- 24:09Speaker 4: keep telling y'all we can. I keep saying it, we can.
- 24:11Speaker 4: We can do a Christmas album songs. Songs is already one.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Like see if it's some recent We're gonna be like,
- 24:19Speaker 1: see if it's And I was about to say that
- 24:20Speaker 1: you took the word talk of my mouth. We're gonna
- 24:22Speaker 1: be like teeth.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Or what's that.
- 24:29Speaker 6: N And then come and you are the love of
- 24:33Speaker 6: my life.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I just caught that you are the love.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Like you.
- 24:45Speaker 3: I love my life. You ware love my life. And
- 24:49Speaker 3: with that being said, Joe, let's move into this question
- 24:53Speaker 3: of the week.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I'm nerveless.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Now for those of y'all who aren't familiar with our show,
- 24:59Speaker 3: because you know you refuse to listen to audio you
- 25:02Speaker 3: wanted to see visual. Fuck you damn, that was Eric.
- 25:07Speaker 5: You just told you we ain't got a forty following.
- 25:13Speaker 1: You're about to scam the funk off.
- 25:15Speaker 3: They just said, well, fuck you too. You ball have
- 25:17Speaker 3: ball nigga click of a bitch, can't take you nowhere?
- 25:21Speaker 6: Oh how y'all gonna click. Man, we ain't eat on
- 25:23Speaker 6: the phone.
- 25:23Speaker 4: His opinions are not a reflection.
- 25:28Speaker 3: The views express here.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Oh that's what we're doing.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Always want let's get into this question of the home people.
- 25:37Speaker 5: Somebody always want to be fair.
- 25:40Speaker 3: God, now you're sending him home to find his luggage.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Shit fucking Bobby Brown.
- 25:46Speaker 3: And now it's time for the question of the week.
- 25:50Speaker 3: So for those of you are not familiar with the
- 25:51Speaker 3: segment of our show, I scour the interwebs, read my
- 25:55Speaker 3: TikTok f y P page, and I find questions.
- 25:59Speaker 1: Questions, try to find them.
- 26:01Speaker 3: Usually they diabolical. Usually some of them are just stupid
- 26:05Speaker 3: in anyway. Either way, someone be honest. It's just fuck
- 26:09Speaker 3: the one we did last week. It's fucking unhinged. In
- 26:13Speaker 3: any event, what I do is I sent it to
- 26:16Speaker 3: our group chat. I said so many of them that
- 26:18Speaker 3: I had to create a separate room because we would
- 26:20Speaker 3: just lose all of them because so much shit happening.
- 26:22Speaker 3: There's the Wilid West I read it on the show.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Used to live Downtown. You shouldn't have said it. You should.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Ship again before you get bump brushed.
- 26:40Speaker 3: In this chair on camera for the first time with.
- 26:45Speaker 4: These people.
- 26:47Speaker 1: And no basement.
- 26:50Speaker 3: Basement nudes. That might be the episode time. I like
- 26:55Speaker 3: that basement news like that, trying to keep it that notes,
- 26:58Speaker 3: so I don't lose this, thank you you. So back
- 27:02Speaker 3: to what I was saying before these niggas interrupted. I
- 27:05Speaker 3: scoured it into webs read my TikTok fyp page, and
- 27:09Speaker 3: I pulled some crazy questions task them in the group chat,
- 27:12Speaker 3: and I pull them out so we can talk about
- 27:14Speaker 3: it on the show. I read the comments and these
- 27:18Speaker 3: two are sign of rating from one to diabiolical. So
- 27:23Speaker 3: with that being said, you're ready to get into this
- 27:25Speaker 3: weee's question ready, brother, yep, let's do it all right?
- 27:31Speaker 3: Oh wait was last week's question? Hold on, I'm bored.
- 27:36Speaker 3: Tell me the stupidest thing a customer has ever said
- 27:39Speaker 3: to you in retail or food service? So stupid you
- 27:42Speaker 3: were questioning if they were serious, but they were Oh
- 27:45Speaker 3: oh shit. I told the customers to evacuate because we
- 27:52Speaker 3: had a kitchen fire. The lady looked at me and said,
- 27:54Speaker 3: should I grab my kids? I said, I mean, it's
- 27:57Speaker 3: a personal choice. I guess.
- 27:59Speaker 4: Hey, he was just gonna let them motherfuckers fry.
- 28:06Speaker 6: Call today that I was that that's that's that's the seven.
- 28:10Speaker 3: That's the seven.
- 28:11Speaker 6: Because man, commisense, I an too common.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 28:17Speaker 3: Is that is that common sense?
- 28:19Speaker 4: It's common sense if we say talking far s.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying, what's the rating on that?
- 28:30Speaker 4: This nigga said, that's what the fuck? That's what it is.
- 28:32Speaker 1: That's called CPS.
- 28:35Speaker 3: I mean, should I bring them with me? Just this
- 28:36Speaker 3: should be all right?
- 28:37Speaker 4: I mean a little smoke in relation.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Ain't never heard nobody get a little woman here, you know,
- 28:41Speaker 3: stop driving roll fix it, jesus your kids. Me little
- 28:48Speaker 3: head murv saying, okay, next one allergic to dairy so
- 28:55Speaker 3: they needed the whipped cream taking off of their milk shake.
- 29:04Speaker 4: So yeah, one plus one, don't don't eat much equal
- 29:08Speaker 4: five with your dumb ass, because.
- 29:12Speaker 6: Where does milk come from?
- 29:14Speaker 5: She was in the same class as Aaron, class with
- 29:20Speaker 5: four students that held hands when they went to that
- 29:25Speaker 5: man because he started it. He started it first.
- 29:30Speaker 4: I did not.
- 29:30Speaker 3: You did too, bitch, I didn't.
- 29:34Speaker 6: But it's okay. I mean, that's that's that's what you
- 29:37Speaker 6: need to tell you.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Little brother to nobody ask for I'm bored.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Tell me the stupidest thing a customer has ever said
- 29:44Speaker 3: to you in retail of food service so stupid you
- 29:47Speaker 3: were questioning if they were serious, but they were. I
- 29:50Speaker 3: work at a bank. A customer called and said her
- 29:53Speaker 3: mobile deposit wasn't working. I asked multiple questions to try
- 29:57Speaker 3: to figure out what was wrong. She was trying to
- 30:00Speaker 3: the mobile deposit cash.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Now what would this money go in the phone?
- 30:12Speaker 4: Oh?
- 30:15Speaker 3: Put it on my account.
- 30:18Speaker 4: Ship.
- 30:20Speaker 5: This has been this week's episode of Wine and All.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Dadd to the Paulcast. Thank you' all for tuna then.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Because what breaking on that one? That's a what the fuck?
- 30:37Speaker 3: Because why she wanted to mobile deposits and cash Christmas?
- 30:42Speaker 3: So does the phone scan the dollar bills?
- 30:44Speaker 5: In?
- 30:45Speaker 1: My god?
- 30:47Speaker 3: Would then be considered like fraud because you deposit the
- 30:50Speaker 3: money in your count that's not technically in your my lord.
- 30:54Speaker 4: Damn, it has to be at least that is.
- 31:00Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's fraud, like what I.
- 31:04Speaker 6: Keep taking the picture but it's not. But it's not
- 31:06Speaker 6: saying I deposited anything.
- 31:14Speaker 3: You a dumb show.
- 31:17Speaker 6: I get, I get it, I got I'll give it
- 31:19Speaker 6: a five.
- 31:21Speaker 3: Okay, I'm bored. Tell me the stupidest thing a customer
- 31:25Speaker 3: said to you in retail of food service so stupid.
- 31:28Speaker 3: We're questioning if they were serious, but they were. A
- 31:33Speaker 3: customer asked if our sour cream was marshmallow fluff. I
- 31:36Speaker 3: work at Chipotle. Why would it be marshmallow fluff?
- 31:40Speaker 4: Because the way we whip it, it come off, come
- 31:44Speaker 4: off fluffy.
- 31:46Speaker 5: But ew, But why would it be marshmallow fluff? Had
- 31:53Speaker 5: a motherfucking Mexican grill? Why with no sign a dessert nowhere?
- 32:01Speaker 5: If it was like if it was like a dessert burrito,
- 32:05Speaker 5: that's different. But Chipotle do deserve burritos. I don't think
- 32:09Speaker 5: that's the thing. They don't sell dessert.
- 32:12Speaker 3: It's our chips.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Put some cherilds, you just suggest that would be a
- 32:16Speaker 1: good idea. But yeah, put some chocoal tacos. I take
- 32:19Speaker 1: one of those. What the fuck?
- 32:24Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 32:25Speaker 4: Yeah, like a couple of keep two yeah, yeah, two
- 32:30Speaker 4: years ago. Rating that's yeah, dumbas lady, go down.
- 32:40Speaker 1: The next one.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Someone shouted Holiday twenty and me like three times, she
- 32:46Speaker 3: thought in online Cooper co worked in store because it's
- 32:49Speaker 3: said to use it check out Holiday twenty.
- 32:59Speaker 1: I would turned my light off and walk from the resist.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna hold you. I've dealt with some
- 33:04Speaker 1: stupid ship in retail and.
- 33:09Speaker 3: In Holiday twenty, I would have been like, dumb ass, dumb.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Stupid.
- 33:26Speaker 4: You can imagine, I'm off forget like they saying they
- 33:28Speaker 4: said that. After they saying that ship out the counter
- 33:30Speaker 4: and the cash the cashier like what what holiday twenty
- 33:35Speaker 4: what twenty days away?
- 33:36Speaker 1: What?
- 33:37Speaker 5: What?
- 33:37Speaker 4: Like we're talking about holiday twenty.
- 33:42Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 33:43Speaker 4: Yeah, video bakes something stupid to.
- 33:45Speaker 1: It, like June Team.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Brady Christmas from one of the dumb ass that's dumb
- 33:54Speaker 4: twenty five off tip rating for one of the dumb ass,
- 34:01Speaker 4: your dumb ass, dumb ass. Yeah, that's she was selling
- 34:09Speaker 4: fucking foodstamps. What happened to fifty on the dollar.
- 34:14Speaker 6: Let's not that's not like, let's not let's not get
- 34:16Speaker 6: into food stand.
- 34:19Speaker 4: I'm sorry food stamp economics because yeah, because niggas is. Yeah,
- 34:26Speaker 4: they they on the Holiday twenty ship.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Next one, Can I get an Oreo mcflurry? This is
- 34:32Speaker 3: a Wendy's. Would you like a Frosty scratch that? Can
- 34:35Speaker 3: I just get him a chicken? Sir? This is a Wendy's.
- 34:39Speaker 4: No, at no, at no. At that point, you're getting
- 34:41Speaker 4: smart with me, you know.
- 34:42Speaker 1: At that point you're trying to be funny.
- 34:43Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, you know what, hold on for a
- 34:45Speaker 5: second and I'm gonna come out to the fucking speaking
- 34:47Speaker 5: and I'm gonna punch you because.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Why you're playing in my face? I want to go home.
- 34:52Speaker 4: You know where you're my line?
- 34:54Speaker 5: You got fishes. I like those file fishes, but it's like,
- 34:58Speaker 5: you know where you are you do that. I worked
- 35:01Speaker 5: at McDonald's hand. Somebody come through and ex me for
- 35:03Speaker 5: a wipper and I said, like, you don't like things
- 35:08Speaker 5: across the street. The lady was like, oh my god,
- 35:11Speaker 5: my girl, I'm sorry, I'm at a quarter pound.
- 35:14Speaker 4: I said, noah, it's like you're doing it on you
- 35:22Speaker 4: like trying to say you're doing you're doing that ship
- 35:24Speaker 4: on purpose, but because the biggest big Max sign right here.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 35:29Speaker 4: Well I'm sorry. You said when you see you see
- 35:32Speaker 4: this biggie you see this, this day's double right here,
- 35:34Speaker 4: just like a.
- 35:35Speaker 5: Biggie bag and this four for four, And you're trying
- 35:39Speaker 5: to play in my face. And I don't appreciate it
- 35:43Speaker 5: because I'm braiding up. I've been here all day.
- 35:46Speaker 3: Next one rating first.
- 35:50Speaker 1: That was a you need your ass whip.
- 35:53Speaker 4: Yeah, I give I give it, I give it a
- 35:55Speaker 4: four for petty.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Okay. Next one working at an airline, passenger missed their flight.
- 36:01Speaker 3: She asked, can you call a pilot to tell them
- 36:03Speaker 3: to turn around?
- 36:08Speaker 5: You do?
- 36:09Speaker 1: Clearly you've been drinking and you don't need to be
- 36:11Speaker 1: on nobody's playing right now.
- 36:12Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I give it.
- 36:14Speaker 1: This ain't no fucking uber.
- 36:17Speaker 4: Can't you turn it around?
- 36:18Speaker 1: And you're turning around? What the hell.
- 36:23Speaker 4: Go down?
- 36:24Speaker 6: And you die? Die?
- 36:27Speaker 4: Just die?
- 36:29Speaker 3: Rating seven eight. Okay, why don't.
- 36:36Speaker 1: The Lord ever let me witness stupid shit like those
- 36:38Speaker 1: in public got outside of working at retail and stopped
- 36:41Speaker 1: back in the day.
- 36:42Speaker 5: I got a story whatever, I don't even think I
- 36:46Speaker 5: want to hear Dan. I'm scared, Brandon, go ahead, I'm bored.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Tell me the stupidest thing a customer has ever said
- 36:53Speaker 3: to you in retailer food service, so stupid you were
- 36:56Speaker 3: questioning if they were serious, but they were. Do you
- 36:59Speaker 3: guys say it tis your five G signals so we
- 37:01Speaker 3: don't get COVID?
- 37:03Speaker 4: Ok yeah, I don't like, you're fucking with me, right.
- 37:09Speaker 3: You?
- 37:10Speaker 4: You you fucking with me? You gotta be fucking with me.
- 37:16Speaker 4: But then I'm like, that's ma'am. Yeah, yeah, we said
- 37:19Speaker 4: we sanitized. We sanitize it every morning, every morning before
- 37:22Speaker 4: we open. You're you should be fine, you should be fine. No,
- 37:27Speaker 4: don't don't worry, short, I mean, you gotta you know,
- 37:33Speaker 4: it's like that's like talking to a child. You know,
- 37:34Speaker 4: you gotta gotta indulge the imagination. It's okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 37:38Speaker 4: we'll be fine. You're right, you okay, you good? Yeah,
- 37:43Speaker 4: you won't let us.
- 37:45Speaker 5: To become that stupid. It's always been curious about that
- 37:50Speaker 5: reading the parents do to shut the funk up?
- 37:54Speaker 4: O ten, I, like I said, I'll probably be nice
- 37:59Speaker 4: about it, because yeah, that's a that's that's a.
- 38:10Speaker 3: Okay. Eight lady tried to return fifty dollars worth of
- 38:16Speaker 3: product and exchange it for two hundred and fifty dollars
- 38:18Speaker 3: worth of product, but couldn't understand why I couldn't price
- 38:21Speaker 3: suggest it to be an even exchange. Every customer behind
- 38:24Speaker 3: her was just as confused, as that was.
- 38:28Speaker 1: What You've returned to one hundred and fifty dollars fifty
- 38:32Speaker 1: dollars worth of stuff, and then you don't understand I
- 38:35Speaker 1: wanted two hundred and fifty dollars worth of stuff.
- 38:38Speaker 5: You understand you wanted me to reduce all of this
- 38:42Speaker 5: so it would equal out to fifty dollars.
- 38:45Speaker 4: But and I could see that ship.
- 38:47Speaker 1: But but but lady, go to hell. But I need
- 38:51Speaker 1: to tell anybody go to hell today because nothing's enough.
- 38:54Speaker 4: I need this. Well, why like it's gonna be two
- 38:57Speaker 4: hundred dollars? Wait? Why am I paying two hundred dollars
- 39:00Speaker 4: because you got extra stuff? Like certain people shouldn't be
- 39:08Speaker 4: allowed to I need a void, they need an escort,
- 39:14Speaker 4: they need a patient advocate. Conservative mm hmmm, conservative ship
- 39:19Speaker 4: like rating.
- 39:21Speaker 1: I shucked the fuck up.
- 39:25Speaker 4: That's that's more.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Get If Johnny has three apples, bitch, get the hell
- 39:29Speaker 1: out of my store.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Next one, do you all have cads? I'm sorry, Casadiaz,
- 39:36Speaker 3: you know, like tortillas with cheese, cheese and folded. Yeah,
- 39:39Speaker 3: that's what I thought you said. But ma'am, this is
- 39:42Speaker 3: a Starbucks. So did you have them or no?
- 39:45Speaker 4: That's a great question.
- 39:46Speaker 1: What Starbucks start selling cossadas?
- 39:49Speaker 5: No?
- 39:49Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, star bus be on some
- 39:52Speaker 4: star bus beyond some ship. Yo, that is the legit question.
- 39:55Speaker 3: She was a Starbucks, Starbucks.
- 39:59Speaker 1: N and to a whole another level and it's not,
- 40:07Speaker 1: but you know they think big about big about it.
- 40:09Speaker 3: If you go.
- 40:11Speaker 1: To Taco Bell, they used to have nachos. She saw
- 40:15Speaker 1: that word and just get a crunch wrapped supreme mer.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Now she's doing Starbucks with a Mexican coffee.
- 40:22Speaker 4: It's not it. It's not even that. But Starbucks we
- 40:29Speaker 4: all exotical and ship every time they they always got
- 40:32Speaker 4: some kind of little They be exotical, you know, you
- 40:36Speaker 4: know how Starbucks be.
- 40:38Speaker 6: So that that the case it did. Yeah, that case.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Something I've ever eaten from Starbucks is either cake pop
- 40:44Speaker 5: or that sandwich Brandon had me trying.
- 40:46Speaker 1: We was in New York. That was pretty damn good.
- 40:49Speaker 1: We got some breakfast sandwiches one morning.
- 40:50Speaker 3: That wasn't bad.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Because I don't eat market places breakfast eggs. I can't
- 40:54Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, that sandwich was pretty tasty.
- 40:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't blame you because it tastes weird, Like
- 41:00Speaker 4: I don't get it.
- 41:01Speaker 5: I don't get the egg. And if I go to
- 41:02Speaker 5: Duncan I just get like the I just get sausage
- 41:04Speaker 5: and cheese and my crossan. I don't get the egg
- 41:06Speaker 5: and it tastes weird. Well, dang, there's a little robbery.
- 41:12Speaker 3: I'm bored. Tell me the stupidest thing a customer has
- 41:14Speaker 3: ever said to you in retail of food service service
- 41:17Speaker 3: so stupid. You were questioning if they were serious, but
- 41:20Speaker 3: they were. While I was working at Disneyland, a customer
- 41:24Speaker 3: came up to me and said, excuse me, why are
- 41:26Speaker 3: you guys letting them get rain. It's ruining our vacation.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Turn it off. They legit thought we controlled the weather
- 41:31Speaker 3: at Disney. They were dead serious, not laughing, and had
- 41:35Speaker 3: a serious angry face.
- 41:38Speaker 5: This was an adult that asked that fucking question if
- 41:42Speaker 5: it was a key. I understand that Disney World is
- 41:45Speaker 5: supposed to be the most man I get it, but
- 41:49Speaker 5: what the fuck.
- 41:51Speaker 3: I mean?
- 41:51Speaker 4: We say? Look, look we saying Prince making rain. I'm
- 41:54Speaker 4: doing his performance at the Super Bowl halftime show. So
- 41:57Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, but everybody they think, I mean,
- 42:01Speaker 4: Disney control everything they think and control about them. Mm
- 42:06Speaker 4: hmmm yeah. Do's get the fun out my face.
- 42:09Speaker 3: M okay, that's what sucked your mother. Let's do a
- 42:13Speaker 3: couple of more. The customer asked for medium rare French
- 42:18Speaker 3: toast and earnest.
- 42:22Speaker 6: Oh, so you want you want day?
- 42:31Speaker 3: That's not even a flash fry. That's just you literally
- 42:34Speaker 3: dip it and give it to I'm bitch want to
- 42:38Speaker 3: create you want? You want what e COLI from him?
- 42:42Speaker 5: That's what's gonna happen, talking around to get stuff and lockers.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Al, yes, it's oh ship, I just seen his face.
- 42:58Speaker 3: Last one. I'm bored. Tell me the stupidest thing a
- 43:02Speaker 3: customer has ever said to you in retail of food service,
- 43:05Speaker 3: so stupid you were questioning if they were serious, but
- 43:07Speaker 3: they were. I worked in a bookstore. Someone asked me
- 43:11Speaker 3: if Anne Frank had written a sequel to her book.
- 43:16Speaker 6: Hey, yo, that's border out racist.
- 43:23Speaker 3: Reading.
- 43:26Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 43:28Speaker 4: Not touching that.
- 43:29Speaker 1: No, I'm not touching that in the entire fuck.
- 43:35Speaker 3: And that concludes the question of the week I got
- 43:39Speaker 3: for you, Oh lord, go ahead.
- 43:41Speaker 4: And I had a motherfucker tell me that they wanted
- 43:42Speaker 4: a double cheese wruging, no cheese.
- 43:46Speaker 1: I've had that.
- 43:47Speaker 5: And when I have a cheese worker with no cheese,
- 43:50Speaker 5: so a hamburger, no, a cheese working with no cheese.
- 43:53Speaker 4: Bitch, yo, argue you argue me down for like ten minutes,
- 43:58Speaker 4: Like no, I said a double cheese brother, no cheese.
- 44:01Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, that's a double hand burger, a double
- 44:04Speaker 4: cheese burger, but with no cheese. I was like, I
- 44:11Speaker 4: just told you want to play.
- 44:14Speaker 6: I was like, you want that plane?
- 44:16Speaker 4: Yeh? Gave it to him.
- 44:17Speaker 6: No no ketchup, no muscle, no pickles, And he was like,
- 44:20Speaker 6: why is.
- 44:20Speaker 4: This a brand? Is just branding meat? Like you said
- 44:23Speaker 4: you want a double cheese broker no cheese, and you
- 44:25Speaker 4: say you wanted a plane. Where's your manager.
- 44:33Speaker 1: Staying a funk away from this dumb ship?
- 44:35Speaker 5: Now?
- 44:35Speaker 4: I turned turned around, fixed my fixed my tie.
- 44:37Speaker 3: I am the manager. How you doing?
- 44:38Speaker 4: I can help you?
- 44:39Speaker 3: See what's next?
- 44:41Speaker 4: Charl I don't need to know.
- 44:46Speaker 1: I guess we want to read a couple of Christians
- 44:48Speaker 1: cham because we.
- 44:49Speaker 3: Got questions, let's do it from where?
- 44:56Speaker 5: Yeah, since we came, y'all get to get branded reaction.
- 45:00Speaker 5: So we're doing six brown chicks.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Question but you ain't even giving no old spell.
- 45:03Speaker 5: Shut up, gonna interrupt me today? It be quiet shut
- 45:10Speaker 5: before we get started. If you have any questions, comments,
- 45:18Speaker 5: topic ideas, movie ideas, documentary ideas, television show ideas, Vince
- 45:24Speaker 5: rand so anything else that you one't heard on this
- 45:27Speaker 5: or scene on this here roadcast?
- 45:30Speaker 4: Oh let us know.
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- 46:15Speaker 5: to be anonymous, use the pseudonym or your initials, or
- 46:23Speaker 5: if you just don't give a damn because in the
- 46:26Speaker 5: words of Charade Whitfield via social media or Real Housewives
- 46:31Speaker 5: of Atlanta which one she said on first She said
- 46:34Speaker 5: of Atlanta first back in two thousand and something or another.
- 46:39Speaker 5: Who gonna check you booth? So again we going to
- 46:43Speaker 5: six brown chicks because y'all need to see what I
- 46:46Speaker 5: have to deal with behind the scenes.
- 46:48Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this is the ship I as that behind
- 46:54Speaker 1: the scenes. When is motherfucker your bastard?
- 47:02Speaker 4: I would not be side. We won't be side or
- 47:05Speaker 4: not be silid.
- 47:06Speaker 1: She's in reaching distance today she is exactly look at God.
- 47:11Speaker 3: I guess. Go ahead and read and ask questions.
- 47:15Speaker 1: My girlfriend went out of town, so I took a
- 47:17Speaker 1: ig batty on the date.
- 47:19Speaker 6: Oh.
- 47:20Speaker 5: She agreed not to post about me because I have
- 47:22Speaker 5: a girlfriend. It turned her on that I stole my
- 47:24Speaker 5: girlfriend's money to take her out. We attended a Barbie
- 47:28Speaker 5: themed pop up dinner, her idea and a hookah bar.
- 47:32Speaker 5: We had a great time. She came back to my
- 47:34Speaker 5: place and we had sex. The next morning, she became
- 47:37Speaker 5: clingy and begged to go out again. I reminded her
- 47:40Speaker 5: I have a woman and we should part ways. You
- 47:43Speaker 5: can't say no, she shouted. So I gathered her things
- 47:46Speaker 5: and throw it on the front porch. She raced to
- 47:48Speaker 5: get her stuff and I locked the door behind her. Meanwhile,
- 47:51Speaker 5: I got evicted, so I proposed to my girlfriend and
- 47:54Speaker 5: moved in with her. Almost two years later, this woman
- 47:57Speaker 5: does a teary eye storytime Cafe about how I took
- 48:01Speaker 5: her out and got her pregnant. She allegedly lost our
- 48:04Speaker 5: child and I'm the reason she's hooked. On street mads,
- 48:08Speaker 5: she posted picture of me asleep and warned her followers
- 48:11Speaker 5: not to trust Haitian man. My fiance sold the post
- 48:17Speaker 5: and broke up with me. I pretended to move out,
- 48:20Speaker 5: but I come back to her place after she leads
- 48:22Speaker 5: for work. The last time I snuck in, a new
- 48:24Speaker 5: nigga was waiting on me.
- 48:26Speaker 1: He had a bag. Things went badly for me. How
- 48:29Speaker 1: do I get my fiance to take me back? You
- 48:35Speaker 1: can go to hell. That's what you can did. That's
- 48:39Speaker 1: what you can do. You can go to hell today, Nail.
- 48:52Speaker 4: The first I take that one.
- 48:59Speaker 1: Does Brandon plans games.
- 49:02Speaker 3: You know, I really need to go to the grocery
- 49:04Speaker 3: store after I leave my god damn drink.
- 49:07Speaker 4: Listen.
- 49:09Speaker 3: I think you need to get some eggs.
- 49:10Speaker 4: You just bore eggs yesterday. Yes, the first thing, first
- 49:14Speaker 4: thing is from I forgot about that. I ready to
- 49:16Speaker 4: go buy some more. Jesus, you, Patty, You stole from
- 49:23Speaker 4: your woman.
- 49:24Speaker 1: Stole.
- 49:26Speaker 4: You took an Instagram, build the broad out, indeed, took
- 49:30Speaker 4: her to a party.
- 49:32Speaker 6: And then you you promised like you made her. You
- 49:35Speaker 6: made her say not.
- 49:39Speaker 4: Post anything, so you cost this bitch money because she
- 49:43Speaker 4: ain't she ain't post nothing. Then you stole like again,
- 49:47Speaker 4: you stole from your woman to take this broad out
- 49:52Speaker 4: to a Barbie pop up party and a hookah bah.
- 49:58Speaker 6: So, like I said, this must have been Atlanta.
- 50:04Speaker 4: Why does it have to be Atlanta, because that's bro that,
- 50:08Speaker 4: that's that's pretty much everywhere everywhere. It's like a hooker
- 50:10Speaker 4: ball y'all everywhere else, even even strop clubs, even strip
- 50:15Speaker 4: clubs and hooka bar in Atlanta. Down there, down there
- 50:19Speaker 4: with them peoples.
- 50:20Speaker 3: But I'm not getting in there.
- 50:22Speaker 4: You got your ass walk as you should have, like
- 50:27Speaker 4: she should. She should have fucked you up the first
- 50:28Speaker 4: time when she found out you stole, you stole money
- 50:30Speaker 4: from her father.
- 50:31Speaker 1: But she foind that out sold later apparently when the
- 50:33Speaker 1: girl did.
- 50:34Speaker 4: The story time barely that that's another thing. Then then
- 50:38Speaker 4: Shorty said she won't go out when you told her,
- 50:40Speaker 4: you told her no, and then she then she hopped
- 50:44Speaker 4: on Instagram, but with her two years later thousands of followers.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Two years later she probably got one hundreds of followers,
- 50:51Speaker 1: probably even thousands.
- 50:53Speaker 4: Mm hmm. But you know she popped on that with
- 50:55Speaker 4: the with the crockod Our tears and the Haley and
- 50:57Speaker 4: the Heally pregnancy story, the imaginary fetus.
- 51:10Speaker 3: Look what you're talking about I'm just sitting here, mine
- 51:13Speaker 3: of my business.
- 51:13Speaker 4: He got, But you know, you're getting everything that you deserve.
- 51:16Speaker 4: Like yo, now, some nigga name, now, some nigga name
- 51:19Speaker 4: Tony beating your ass because you kept because you keep
- 51:21Speaker 4: creeping with this woman.
- 51:23Speaker 5: Big dick Tony, because I bet you she upgraded him,
- 51:26Speaker 5: like you's ring.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Your fuck up. You're supposed to fuck up.
- 51:32Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, okay, so correction, big dick Tony
- 51:39Speaker 4: beating you at a bat. We don't know which one.
- 51:43Speaker 3: Oh wow, I don't know.
- 51:45Speaker 4: I don't know which one. I don't know. No, no,
- 51:50Speaker 4: because you keep sneaking in the house, and like, yo,
- 51:53Speaker 4: you think the thinking you're snuck in, thinking that she
- 51:55Speaker 4: don't know that you that you're going in there every
- 51:57Speaker 4: day after she actually go to work. Damn, bro, you're
- 52:00Speaker 4: getting everything you deserve. She knows.
- 52:02Speaker 1: She brought me our cameras in the house.
- 52:03Speaker 4: She's seen you.
- 52:05Speaker 1: She got that good vivid she seen yo.
- 52:10Speaker 4: She yeah, you're getting there. You you deserve everything that
- 52:12Speaker 4: you're getting from this situation. And I hope I hope
- 52:15Speaker 4: he yeah, I hope I hope you cut your cut,
- 52:20Speaker 4: your get a paper cut on a paper cup.
- 52:23Speaker 3: Damn, get a paper cut on a paper cut.
- 52:26Speaker 4: Paper cut, you know, get a paper cut dragging from
- 52:28Speaker 4: a paper cup would raise blade.
- 52:31Speaker 3: Okay, let's move on by fuck you the long way.
- 52:39Speaker 3: Next question, the long way, last question. Oh wow, time
- 52:46Speaker 3: went so fast it did.
- 52:48Speaker 1: And I'm staying on six brown chicks because I like
- 52:50Speaker 1: brainds of reaction.
- 52:54Speaker 4: It got real shady in this month.
- 52:58Speaker 1: Shady shady boots got a little dark in him.
- 53:01Speaker 5: Shady shady boots. Okay, we were together for four years
- 53:11Speaker 5: and we have a three year old. He came home
- 53:13Speaker 5: after work with Wendy's just for himself, and I went off.
- 53:16Speaker 5: I told him if he can't feed me and our son,
- 53:19Speaker 5: he should leave, and he did. He already had a
- 53:23Speaker 5: roller suitcase pecked, and his desperate dumpster fire of a
- 53:26Speaker 5: wife took him back. Oh bitch, they're getting their vows renewed.
- 53:31Speaker 5: On eight sixteen, our son's birthday, I paid an online
- 53:36Speaker 5: spiritual priestess twenty two hundred dollars to put a love
- 53:40Speaker 5: spell on my child's father, but nothing seems to be working.
- 53:42Speaker 5: I pursued child support, but our son must take a
- 53:45Speaker 5: DNA test and there's a slight chance that he won't
- 53:48Speaker 5: pass it. If you were my life coach, what would
- 53:52Speaker 5: you advise.
- 53:53Speaker 4: Me to do?
- 53:53Speaker 1: Go to hell, That's what I'd advise you today.
- 53:56Speaker 3: Bitch, what to y'all? See why these as qush like
- 54:03Speaker 3: yo Shi just went.
- 54:04Speaker 5: She paid a voodoo priests. That lady that priestess you
- 54:07Speaker 5: paid probably is his damn wife.
- 54:08Speaker 3: With your stupid ass, babe, I got the money, foul
- 54:12Speaker 3: viral revenue.
- 54:12Speaker 1: Your pitches love being cold, so.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Love side.
- 54:20Speaker 1: It was like love being hush puppies.
- 54:23Speaker 5: You love being fries, you love being a sally. Jesus,
- 54:30Speaker 5: get some South for steamstring beans.
- 54:36Speaker 4: I'm sick cut.
- 54:37Speaker 1: No.
- 54:37Speaker 4: First of all, I just like I thought there was
- 54:40Speaker 4: like a regulars relationship. And then she said I didn't do.
- 54:43Speaker 5: She said he And then you always want they always
- 54:45Speaker 5: want to talk bad about the damn wife, Like the
- 54:47Speaker 5: last stupid bitch want to talk about that lady frumpy
- 54:49Speaker 5: and dumpy and all that out goddamn stuff, and you're
- 54:52Speaker 5: trying to hunt you on her damn husband.
- 54:53Speaker 1: You always want to talk about the damn wife always.
- 54:57Speaker 1: But clearly whatever you got ain't getting you nothing special
- 55:00Speaker 1: need or sugar.
- 55:02Speaker 4: That sugar is salt, fucking man, they look the same
- 55:06Speaker 4: till you taste them.
- 55:08Speaker 3: What can you do?
- 55:11Speaker 4: Not a goddamn thing, A goddamn thing you just I'll
- 55:15Speaker 4: tell you what you can do.
- 55:16Speaker 1: You go to hell. That's what you did.
- 55:17Speaker 4: You out twenty two hundred dollars.
- 55:19Speaker 1: Twenty two hundred American dollars.
- 55:21Speaker 3: What was the name of the voodoo priestess?
- 55:24Speaker 1: You didn't say, just said the online spade.
- 55:26Speaker 3: Her name was.
- 55:29Speaker 4: Sister Soldier. Hey wait, sister, it's cleo. Oh.
- 55:36Speaker 1: You definitely got scanned.
- 55:39Speaker 4: Him coming down every month was twenty dollars, but yo,
- 55:43Speaker 4: twenty two dollars for a little spell.
- 55:48Speaker 3: So not only are you stupid enough to fucking marry
- 55:49Speaker 3: man and get pregnant by him and have a baby,
- 55:51Speaker 3: you also got.
- 55:53Speaker 5: Scammed allegedly because she said he might not pass the
- 55:56Speaker 5: DNA test. So she was out there with poor pussy
- 55:58Speaker 5: management teampoo.
- 56:04Speaker 6: I'm sorry, real, come on, come on, I love spell.
- 56:11Speaker 3: That bitch probably give you grape soda, and was like,
- 56:13Speaker 3: go ahead on what the lovest that was body straight
- 56:15Speaker 3: from Victoria. This smells familiar, darling. It'll work on every
- 56:23Speaker 3: it'll work.
- 56:24Speaker 4: Tell you make him some spaghetti.
- 56:25Speaker 3: That's what you dold?
- 56:28Speaker 5: Is that it.
- 56:29Speaker 4: That's why all you know, God, that's why I'm take
- 56:32Speaker 4: nobody knows Satti from the woman. Boy Listen, I got it.
- 56:37Speaker 1: I don't want don't be obsessed with me. Niggas.
- 56:40Speaker 4: Put some sugar gaber and that mother.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 56:43Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 56:43Speaker 3: You deserve everything that Oh, this is fucking disgusting.
- 56:47Speaker 6: You deserve everything that you got.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Which apparently a much enoughing because left you went back
- 56:52Speaker 3: to it.
- 56:54Speaker 4: But stop being a vacation baby.
- 56:56Speaker 5: You know.
- 56:57Speaker 3: You know what's a good day? Found Avenue twelve for August.
- 57:02Speaker 3: That is, that's a beautiful day. Why is it beautiful?
- 57:04Speaker 3: I don't know. It just speaks to me for some
- 57:06Speaker 3: odd reason in the morning. It's a day of new life,
- 57:11Speaker 3: new life, new vials. It's almost like it means something
- 57:15Speaker 3: to me.
- 57:15Speaker 6: Already, Man, shut your line, cheating ass up, bitch.
- 57:18Speaker 4: I hope she.
- 57:18Speaker 6: I hope she find out.
- 57:19Speaker 1: I hope she cheat. Don't give you with a basketball player.
- 57:25Speaker 3: If you have any questions not like this ship, I
- 57:31Speaker 3: feel free to send them my way and ask one
- 57:32Speaker 3: to call the gmail dot com that is ask W
- 57:36Speaker 3: A and D A p O D A gmail dot com.
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- 57:41Speaker 4: We are here everywhere.
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- 58:05Speaker 3: it's true, she'd be watching Judge, she'd be dropping, screaming
- 58:12Speaker 3: and her face like this, it's.
- 58:13Speaker 4: Time to go. I'm sorry. My sister got a problem, y'a.
- 58:16Speaker 6: She loves her, she loved Shawna has a problem.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Go stink. Fuck it up, Go stink, fuck it up.
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- 59:00Speaker 3: what that being said. We love y'all. We thank y'all.
- 59:02Speaker 4: We appreciate y'all.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Appreciate y'all. First episode, our first video episode. You heard
- 59:08Speaker 3: me because because nigga. This is episode with one hundred
- 59:11Speaker 3: and thirty five cham I will say I say this
- 59:14Speaker 3: in the Basement news this episode one hundred and twenty seven.
- 59:17Speaker 4: Please please share this ship. Yeah what he said, share
- 59:22Speaker 4: this ship.
- 59:24Speaker 1: He'd be right sometimes m hm.
- 59:26Speaker 3: Don't please don't get him started the game.
- 59:28Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 59:29Speaker 3: With with that being said, we thank y'all for for watching,
- 59:33Speaker 3: almost said listening. We thank y'all for watching and listening.
- 59:37Speaker 3: We love y'all, and we will be back next week
- 59:42Speaker 3: live from the Basement studio.
- 59:47Speaker 4: I really fuck with that, and I ain't gonna like no,
- 59:48Speaker 4: I ain't gonna hold you. I fuck with I talk
- 59:50Speaker 4: with it, I'll fuck I'll fuck with it. And give
- 59:53Speaker 4: me a rap city, and give me a rap city,
- 59:54Speaker 4: big Tigga field kinda.
- 59:56Speaker 3: Here's a lesson just staying in the game.
- 59:58Speaker 4: You feel me and type and then and then she
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: cooked too cook this one here, I'm saying she ain't
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: cooked the day, but I'm saying I was late. But
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: niggas come down here, Your niggas come down here and
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: play not that know what you oh man, She just
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: made some some potato saddles, settle eggs, and some ship boy.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Here you go with the eggs again.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: We thank y'all for watching. We love y'all, and we
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- 1:00:22Speaker 3: Until then, be easy to be safe and we'll hollow y'all. Then,
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: bye y'all, Bye Visual Teddies. You see Jesus, By y'all,