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- 1:57Speaker 1: from Los Angeles, and that is where the showdown, which
- 2:02Speaker 1: looked like a mismatch coming into the weekend, the NL
- 2:05Speaker 1: West Showdown, the pod Squad in the cat bird seat
- 2:09Speaker 1: leading the nationallygue West at the start of the weekend,
- 2:11Speaker 1: taking on the Dodgers who had been floundering, seemingly not
- 2:15Speaker 1: giving a rats ass about competing in Major League Baseball
- 2:19Speaker 1: since the start of July, the big bad Dodgers who
- 2:23Speaker 1: were just bad, bad to the bone, and taking on
- 2:26Speaker 1: the pottery. So they've matched up this weekend. I assume
- 2:28Speaker 1: you know what happened by now, but maybe not. Perhaps
- 2:29Speaker 1: you were not paying attention. Bad job by you. So
- 2:32Speaker 1: Mookie bets, Mookie bets who'd been stealing money for four
- 2:37Speaker 1: months from the Dodgers, hit a tie breaking solo home run,
- 2:41Speaker 1: and the Dodgers, who blew a four run lead on Sunday,
- 2:45Speaker 1: but that eighth inning home run enough and the Dodgers
- 2:50Speaker 1: end up beating the Potteries five to four, and they
- 2:54Speaker 1: now sweep that series. They have a two game lead.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Just like that, go from down one to up to
- 3:01Speaker 1: in the division. Freddie Freeman started the offense earlier. The
- 3:05Speaker 1: Dodgers jumped all over you darbish at the beginning of
- 3:07Speaker 1: the game. Freddy Freeman eatee a two strike, three run dinger,
- 3:11Speaker 1: and then Andy Piez also hit home run for the
- 3:14Speaker 1: Dodgers early on, but they blew that lead. Tyler Glass,
- 3:16Speaker 1: now unable to complete the mission and just nurse the lead,
- 3:21Speaker 1: not able to not get that done, so the Dodgers
- 3:24Speaker 1: opened the series again trailing by game. They end up
- 3:28Speaker 1: sweeping the Podres and outscored them by eight runs over
- 3:34Speaker 1: the weekend, so they get the victory and are in
- 3:37Speaker 1: first place. The Dodgers out hitting the Podres the Potters
- 3:41Speaker 1: who had the Potters actually had more hits. I should
- 3:45Speaker 1: say than that, I don't said that right. The Dodgers
- 3:47Speaker 1: had more hits than the the The Potters had more
- 3:50Speaker 1: hits than the Dodgers. The problem, if the man could
- 3:52Speaker 1: speak that way up. The problem for San Diego was
- 3:55Speaker 1: they could not get hits with runners in scoring position.
- 3:57Speaker 1: They had twenty opportunities over the week and three for twenty.
- 4:01Speaker 1: That's say, one fifty batting average for the team from
- 4:04Speaker 1: Sandygo nineteen runners in scoring position over the weekend. So
- 4:09Speaker 1: I we'll talk about this and the storyline going into it,
- 4:13Speaker 1: and what the storyline is coming out of it here
- 4:16Speaker 1: and immediately, of course my inbox filled up with messages
- 4:20Speaker 1: varying degrees of rage. I tried to tell you, Mallard,
- 4:24Speaker 1: tried to tell you. You didn't listen. You're just being
- 4:28Speaker 1: a shock jock. That's why you're doing overnights because you
- 4:31Speaker 1: ripped the Dodgers. They didn't deserve to be ripped. The
- 4:34Speaker 1: bad job by you, right, it's all the puffing the
- 4:37Speaker 1: chest out because the Dodgers swept the pod race. Ce Ben,
- 4:41Speaker 1: I told you the Dodgers are fine. Dave Roberts is
- 4:45Speaker 1: a great manager, and they're okay, And you don't know
- 4:48Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Yeah, okay, you just overreacted. Blah
- 4:51Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah. It was that. I'm
- 4:55Speaker 1: paraphrasing some of that, but it was the gist of
- 4:57Speaker 1: the conversation. So let us discuss the question. Does the
- 5:02Speaker 1: weekends sweep by the Dodgers prove that Dave Roberts and
- 5:08Speaker 1: the boys are fine? Everything's great here? They swept the
- 5:12Speaker 1: Padres and they're on track? Does it prove all that?
- 5:15Speaker 1: So that is the question. I've got bay Watch, chicken legs,
- 5:19Speaker 1: and Neon sign and we will combine all of these
- 5:23Speaker 1: things together, and we are gonna put the biscuit in
- 5:27Speaker 1: the basket. All right, We're gonna put the biscuit in
- 5:29Speaker 1: the basket. So to answer the question, does the weekend
- 5:33Speaker 1: sweep of the Padres by the Dodgers prove that Dave
- 5:36Speaker 1: robertson company, they're on track, everything is good to go,
- 5:38Speaker 1: and that all this outrage, all this anger was misguided.
- 5:44Speaker 1: And I'm shaking my head. No, absolutely not. Are you
- 5:50Speaker 1: kidding me? Are you dumb? I mean, if anything, if
- 5:54Speaker 1: you take a couple of steps back and look at
- 5:56Speaker 1: the landscape and look at what happened, if anything, this
- 5:59Speaker 1: proves the exact opposite that the hypothesis was spot on.
- 6:04Speaker 1: That what I saw was proof that the way the
- 6:07Speaker 1: Dodgers had performed the last two much they were mailing
- 6:11Speaker 1: it in. They were mailing it. That's an indictment on
- 6:14Speaker 1: Dave Roberts and the Dodgers. I think mailed in like
- 6:17Speaker 1: it was an America Online back in the nineties. Baby,
- 6:20Speaker 1: slow and clunky, and that's it might as well charged
- 6:24Speaker 1: by the hour's ridiculous dial up internet. That's the way
- 6:28Speaker 1: they were playing for the last two months. And so
- 6:30Speaker 1: this weekend shows you you watch the way they played,
- 6:34Speaker 1: shows you that they have been floating along, floating along
- 6:41Speaker 1: some kind of an episode of Baywatch back in the day,
- 6:43Speaker 1: and they're waiting for Pamela Anderson to come out there
- 6:46Speaker 1: and blow the whistle and drag them out of the surf.
- 6:51Speaker 1: And in this case, they woke up and beat up
- 6:53Speaker 1: the Podres. And now they played the Rockies, which are
- 6:55Speaker 1: a minor league team, and then they played the Padres again.
- 6:58Speaker 1: So we'll see how things go u this week. But
- 7:00Speaker 1: they've clearly been coasting. There's other injuries. Oh yeah, okay,
- 7:05Speaker 1: the deepest team of all time, Yeah, they've had injuries. Backups,
- 7:08Speaker 1: are playing and spoiler alert, they're not playing well. Uh,
- 7:12Speaker 1: And so I stand by I stand by tough love
- 7:16Speaker 1: Malard monologues I do when it comes to the Dodgers. Uh,
- 7:19Speaker 1: they've been on the inner tube, floating on the lazy river,
- 7:23Speaker 1: having a cocktail on the lazy river for the last
- 7:26Speaker 1: couple of months, just drifting along la la la la
- 7:30Speaker 1: la la la la la la la la la sandbagging,
- 7:33Speaker 1: if you will, in the month of July and the
- 7:36Speaker 1: month of August, which is unbecoming. It is unbecoming is
- 7:41Speaker 1: the word I will use here. And you pick up
- 7:44Speaker 1: bad habits, bad habits which are not easy to break.
- 7:48Speaker 1: They're not now Page two. Can the Doyers just turn
- 7:54Speaker 1: it on in October? Imagine they'll go back and lose
- 7:56Speaker 1: a game or two against the Rockies, and and they'll
- 7:58Speaker 1: go back to their losing before the end of the
- 8:01Speaker 1: regular season. So I asked the question, Can the Dodgers
- 8:05Speaker 1: just turn it on in October and like they're flipping
- 8:09Speaker 1: some kind of light switch and that's it? So can they?
- 8:13Speaker 1: Sure they can? But generally speak, generally speaking, it doesn't happen.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Maybe one out of a thousand, one out of five
- 8:21Speaker 1: thousand it doesn't happen all that often. It's just that
- 8:24Speaker 1: Dodger Hubris, which I don't like. I do not like that,
- 8:28Speaker 1: and they don't care what I think. But the Dodgers
- 8:31Speaker 1: the way they've been approaching this season, they got off
- 8:34Speaker 1: to a good start and then they played bad for
- 8:37Speaker 1: about a month and then they played okay, and then
- 8:40Speaker 1: they've been backing the Doldrums and all that stuff. But
- 8:43Speaker 1: it's it's kind of like showing up to run a marathon.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Can see the ball, You're gonna run the Boston Marathon,
- 8:49Speaker 1: and you're like, I am not going to train to
- 8:53Speaker 1: run the Boston Marathon. I don't need to train, and
- 8:57Speaker 1: I'll just jog around the block a couple of times
- 9:00Speaker 1: and I'll carbload and then I'm going to run the marathon.
- 9:04Speaker 1: And that'll work out for a while. Then eventually, at
- 9:07Speaker 1: some point you're gonna hit heartbreakhell, and your heart will break,
- 9:12Speaker 1: you'll die, that'll be that. But you'll be puking on
- 9:15Speaker 1: the sidewalk somewhere, and that's what's going to be happening.
- 9:19Speaker 1: And so that's the way it goes. The Dinners have
- 9:21Speaker 1: so much more talent. Everyone says that, oh there's so
- 9:24Speaker 1: much more talented than anyone else in the National League.
- 9:26Speaker 1: And yet you compare and contrast the way they approach
- 9:29Speaker 1: the games to the Milwaukee Brewers, who did lose on Sunday.
- 9:33Speaker 1: But man, what a juxtaposition between the brew crew and
- 9:37Speaker 1: the Dodgers there and again they got a bunch of
- 9:40Speaker 1: guys that are floaters on that team. And you don't
- 9:42Speaker 1: want the floaters, right, they just coasting along and Dave
- 9:46Speaker 1: Roberts out there acting like the lifeguard on break, if
- 9:49Speaker 1: you will, and sitting in his chair twirling, you know,
- 9:54Speaker 1: the whistle. There all will be fun, Everything's all right,
- 9:56Speaker 1: everything'll be okay, Yeah, okay, we'll swim when it matt,
- 10:00Speaker 1: we will swim when it matters. They're like, okay, don't
- 10:05Speaker 1: tell me about the regular seasons, doesn't matter. Blah blah
- 10:07Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
- 10:10Speaker 1: But the Dodgers in any ways, like the kid who
- 10:12Speaker 1: gets straight a's on the homework and then cannot complete
- 10:17Speaker 1: the final you know, you all know that person. Of course,
- 10:20Speaker 1: it's changed now with chat ept now it's changed a lot.
- 10:23Speaker 1: But it's it's like they've in no way to look
- 10:26Speaker 1: at it like they've been skipping leg day because they
- 10:28Speaker 1: don't want to do the leg day there and their
- 10:30Speaker 1: upper body is big and beefy and they have a
- 10:33Speaker 1: big roster they can flex and all that stuff. And
- 10:37Speaker 1: then when you need your legs in crunch time, you
- 10:39Speaker 1: got that chicken leg thing. You got that chicken leg
- 10:42Speaker 1: and chicken legs never a good thing, never a good
- 10:45Speaker 1: thing in that situation. So you just can't support the
- 10:48Speaker 1: weight and you come crumbling down, down, down, down under
- 10:51Speaker 1: under pressure. So I don't want to hear. Well, they
- 10:55Speaker 1: proved it. They proved it. You were wrong. No again,
- 11:00Speaker 1: dods proved I was right that they had this in
- 11:02Speaker 1: them and they didn't approach it the right way. And
- 11:05Speaker 1: they approach it the right way this weekend and they
- 11:08Speaker 1: beat up the Podreys and congratulations, and they didn't prove
- 11:12Speaker 1: they're fine because they're capable of coasting along yet again
- 11:16Speaker 1: and losing to inferior opponents. What it proved is that
- 11:20Speaker 1: Dave Roberts has done a bad job. The team is
- 11:23Speaker 1: too comfortable. There's no edge to this team. They're too
- 11:26Speaker 1: casual and they're too content. That again I go back
- 11:31Speaker 1: to the word arrogance that they are so sure of
- 11:35Speaker 1: themselves that the regular season they just being cruise control.
- 11:38Speaker 1: And that's it. That is not championship behavior. It is not.
- 11:44Speaker 1: That is not the way that you have success in October.
- 11:49Speaker 1: It's not. That is puke in your mouth baseball. It's
- 11:54Speaker 1: sandbagging nonsense. All right, I'm gonna turn the page on that.
- 11:58Speaker 1: We're gonna go now. Last where we go to Boston.
- 12:01Speaker 1: We had a fan player brew haha. That took place
- 12:06Speaker 1: on a lazy Sunday afternoon at Fenway, that is where
- 12:11Speaker 1: the Marlins right fielders, someone named Dane Myers. I have
- 12:15Speaker 1: no idea who it is, but Dane Myers apparently he's
- 12:18Speaker 1: an outfielder for the Marlins, which is like barely a
- 12:20Speaker 1: major league team. It's like a minor league slash major
- 12:22Speaker 1: league team. So Dane Myers hit a tying home run
- 12:26Speaker 1: in the ninth inning and Miami rallied passed the sacks
- 12:31Speaker 1: to get the win. Myers got into it though, with
- 12:34Speaker 1: a couple of fans that were heckling out, heckling him
- 12:36Speaker 1: out in the bleachers in right field, and then that began.
- 12:41Speaker 1: In the eighth inning, the Red Sox led three to two.
- 12:44Speaker 1: At that point, we were told that continued in the
- 12:46Speaker 1: ninth he Homer then Jacob Marcy, the guy that lit
- 12:50Speaker 1: up the Cleveland Former Indians last week. Marcy followed he
- 12:54Speaker 1: had a two out or two run shot that put
- 12:57Speaker 1: the Marlins ahead in that game. So Miami end up
- 12:59Speaker 1: winning the game. But the story here is the interaction
- 13:03Speaker 1: between the player in this case, Dane Myers, and the
- 13:08Speaker 1: Red Sox fan and fans in this case because the
- 13:12Speaker 1: Gestapo there, the police of Finway kicking multiple fans out
- 13:17Speaker 1: of their seeds, out of their seats because of words. Now,
- 13:21Speaker 1: Myers would not get into specifics. He did not say
- 13:24Speaker 1: exactly what was said, although he engaged the fans, he
- 13:28Speaker 1: got into it with the fans. He said. The only
- 13:31Speaker 1: thing he said was that the fans were drinking too much.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing some of this, but they were. They had
- 13:36Speaker 1: too many beers, and that he said he needs to
- 13:40Speaker 1: handle this more like a pro and just be a
- 13:43Speaker 1: little bit better, which sounds like something that came from
- 13:45Speaker 1: the Marlins PR department. That he was just parroting what
- 13:48Speaker 1: the PR people told him to say. So, how does
- 13:51Speaker 1: the Marlins outfielder Dane Myers having a multiple multiple Red
- 13:57Speaker 1: Sox fans were moved, heckling Red sock fans. How does
- 14:01Speaker 1: that sit with you? All right? So on this one,
- 14:04Speaker 1: it sits rotten. Rotten is what it says. Because here's
- 14:08Speaker 1: the thing you can't be. And this is the way
- 14:12Speaker 1: I approached. And we've had a lot of these instances
- 14:14Speaker 1: that have taken place, all right, these fan player situations
- 14:18Speaker 1: that pop up. But you can't be the big, strong
- 14:20Speaker 1: chisel professional athlete living the dream, right and then get
- 14:25Speaker 1: rattled by a middle aged dude or dudes in cargo
- 14:31Speaker 1: shorts who are multiple Sam Adams past the wind, you know,
- 14:36Speaker 1: beer belly yelling at you you stink or worse from
- 14:43Speaker 1: ten feet away because you're the one. The minimum salary
- 14:47Speaker 1: in baseball is an absurd amount of money. You're laughing
- 14:50Speaker 1: all the way to the bank here. You are financially
- 14:52Speaker 1: in great shape here, and you sit there and you
- 14:56Speaker 1: close out your mind. You don't worry about what is
- 15:00Speaker 1: being said, and you think about all that money you're making. Well,
- 15:02Speaker 1: these people are paying money to watch you play, right,
- 15:06Speaker 1: It's like these interactions these and I don't know this
- 15:10Speaker 1: and this is a soft generation. I got it. I understand,
- 15:12Speaker 1: they're all soft We got you, I understand. But still
- 15:16Speaker 1: at some point don't these guys have to realize, like,
- 15:18Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Like it's like Superman calling
- 15:21Speaker 1: the cops because oh my god, Lex Luthor gave me
- 15:25Speaker 1: a dirty look. I'm calling the cops. We know you're Superman.
- 15:28Speaker 1: What are you doing? You're not supposed to do that.
- 15:30Speaker 1: It's a bad job by you. And again it goes
- 15:33Speaker 1: back to what we have to start this at a
- 15:35Speaker 1: young age. Dixon stones may bake my bones, but names
- 15:37Speaker 1: will never hurt me, and just go with that nursery rhyme.
- 15:40Speaker 1: And that's it, that old dusty nursery rhyme which has
- 15:45Speaker 1: passed the test of time, generation, generation, et cetera. Instead, instead,
- 15:50Speaker 1: what you have done, and this happens universally when when
- 15:54Speaker 1: you end up having fans remove from their seats because
- 15:57Speaker 1: of heckling, what you have done is hand it out
- 16:00Speaker 1: the troll playbook. You've given every drunk, everyone who aspires
- 16:06Speaker 1: to be a troll. You have given them the green light,
- 16:10Speaker 1: and you say, Okay, this guy can't handle it.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Mister softy, it's a mister softy.
- 16:16Speaker 1: And then boom, you can get in this guy's head
- 16:19Speaker 1: right in that. And it's like you're you're in traffic
- 16:24Speaker 1: and and somebody cuts you off, and instead of just
- 16:26Speaker 1: honking your horn or what I do is I give
- 16:28Speaker 1: these subtle under the dashboard bird. They can't see it.
- 16:31Speaker 1: The other car can't see that. I'm giving them the
- 16:34Speaker 1: number one sign. They can't see them, but I'm giving
- 16:38Speaker 1: them the universal sign under the dashboard, and I hank
- 16:41Speaker 1: my horn and that's it. Where I'm done with it.
- 16:43Speaker 1: But none of this is like, hey, I'm not gonna
- 16:45Speaker 1: move on. What I am going to do is I
- 16:48Speaker 1: am going to follow that person home wherever they're going.
- 16:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna follow them home, and I'm gonna argue about it,
- 16:56Speaker 1: and I'm gonna escalate the situation. You've lost the game
- 17:01Speaker 1: within the game. There is an art to it. There
- 17:03Speaker 1: is an art to it. And Dame Myers, this guy
- 17:06Speaker 1: had no name for the Miami Marlins, because everyone on
- 17:09Speaker 1: the Marlins is a no name. So Dame Myers didn't
- 17:12Speaker 1: just hit a home run. He gave birth to an army,
- 17:16Speaker 1: a full on freakin' army of Heckler's and he might
- 17:21Speaker 1: as well just put a neon sign around his neck.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Please heckle me. And those that study the art of heckling,
- 17:30Speaker 1: they said, well, who cares about a guy on the marlins.
- 17:31Speaker 1: And that's true. But if you know someone is thin
- 17:34Speaker 1: skinned and they have that salamander skin, then you will
- 17:38Speaker 1: you will find them. And rather than compartmentalize, you just
- 17:43Speaker 1: go for it. And you can buy some noise canceling headphones,
- 17:48Speaker 1: ear muffs, something along those line lines, and no instead
- 17:54Speaker 1: you end up interacting, you engage. These two people got
- 17:59Speaker 1: removed from their seats.
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- 18:35Speaker 1: Just a couple of weeks away. It is a Bengal
- 18:38Speaker 1: bonanza of sorts. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
- 18:45Speaker 1: of the Ben Mahler Show. We are in the air,
- 18:49Speaker 1: amywaere comrades. As we know, radio is the trend that
- 18:56Speaker 1: never dies. It never ever dies, coast to coast, order
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- 19:14Speaker 1: as approved by g Manage in Sweet Home, Chicago, where
- 19:19Speaker 1: the Bears played an exhibition game with the team from
- 19:23Speaker 1: Buffalo and one of the worst exhibition games ever. Hey,
- 19:27Speaker 1: this portion of thetain not for your Bears fan. This
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- 19:55Speaker 1: lead this hour is from the gossip mill of the NFL.
- 20:01Speaker 1: So we just had another weekend of practice, not real practice,
- 20:06Speaker 1: NFL games. We got one more weekend of that and
- 20:09Speaker 1: then a pause, and then after that it is on,
- 20:14Speaker 1: it begins. And so some new developments over the weekend
- 20:17Speaker 1: that caught my attention to the status of a disgruntled
- 20:21Speaker 1: defensive star. No, no, not not Micah Parsons. Not Micah Parsons. Instead,
- 20:29Speaker 1: it is about a ben goal. Do you see this? No,
- 20:32Speaker 1: So the Bengals are said to be quote listening to
- 20:37Speaker 1: trade offers for Trey Hendrickson. Yes, that Trey Henderson who
- 20:41Speaker 1: had all those sacks last year on a morbidly bad
- 20:44Speaker 1: Ben Gals defense. The state sponsored NFL network, the prop
- 20:49Speaker 1: the news service of the National Football League, tells us
- 20:53Speaker 1: that with contract talks at impass, the Bengals are finally
- 20:59Speaker 1: finally open for business. On saying bye bye to Trey Hendrickson,
- 21:05Speaker 1: the NFL sack leader last year, the Bengals defensive stalwart.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I'd just said that Cincinnati would not only like not
- 21:14Speaker 1: only like some draft picks, they would also like some
- 21:16Speaker 1: random player defensive player thrown in there as well. So
- 21:19Speaker 1: let us discuss the question, are you surprised? Are you
- 21:24Speaker 1: surprised that Trey Hendrickson finds himself in limbo with the Bengals'
- 21:31Speaker 1: doing the limbo with the Bengals, And here we are,
- 21:34Speaker 1: now the trade conversation getting cranked up? Are you surprised
- 21:38Speaker 1: by this?
- 21:38Speaker 6: So?
- 21:39Speaker 1: I've got Tom Cruise, runny scrambled eggs, and radio shack
- 21:44Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 21:48Speaker 1: we are going to make pancakes with delicious syrup on top,
- 21:53Speaker 1: something that I don't eat very often, but occasionally I
- 21:56Speaker 1: will partake in pancakes and cinnamon rolls and just absolutely wonderful.
- 22:02Speaker 1: So number why, I said number? Why? Number? We are
- 22:09Speaker 1: genuinely surprised that the Cincinnati football team waited this long,
- 22:15Speaker 1: unless we're not. This is standard operating procedure for the
- 22:19Speaker 1: ben Gals. What did you expect to change? Like, what
- 22:23Speaker 1: exactly was going to change here? They're always playing the Bengals.
- 22:28Speaker 1: They're always playing the how low can you go? Game?
- 22:32Speaker 1: How low can you go? And well, apparently, based on
- 22:36Speaker 1: a minutes long deliberation of the events that took place
- 22:39Speaker 1: over the weekend, apparently Trey Hendrickson can't go low enough
- 22:45Speaker 1: for Mike Brown. The coupon clipping front office and ownership
- 22:50Speaker 1: group of the Cincinnati football team, now Mike Brown and
- 22:53Speaker 1: his cronies. It's the family business. So they all act
- 22:59Speaker 1: like they're at the super We've all been grocery shopping,
- 23:02Speaker 1: and you're behind the person at the checkout stand that
- 23:07Speaker 1: has not just a couple of coupons, a giant folder
- 23:12Speaker 1: filled with coupons. You know that person. You ever been
- 23:16Speaker 1: behind that person? Yeah, it makes you question your existence
- 23:20Speaker 1: on the planet. The person they got a giant binder
- 23:23Speaker 1: full of coupons, and they're arguing over thirty five cents
- 23:29Speaker 1: off the canned corn, and they're not going to buy
- 23:35Speaker 1: the cane corn unless they get the thirty five discount.
- 23:37Speaker 1: But it's a manufacturer's discount, does not apply. The statue
- 23:41Speaker 1: has run out on that. But they they're fighting, they're
- 23:43Speaker 1: sparring back and forth, and so meanwhile you're just kind
- 23:47Speaker 1: of sitting there. You're like, I just want to get
- 23:49Speaker 1: my stuff and get out of here, like I don't
- 23:51Speaker 1: need this right And the Bengals are sitting here, they're like, well, listen,
- 23:55Speaker 1: I know we have one of the top pass rushers
- 23:57Speaker 1: in the NFL and all that stuff, but our defense
- 23:58Speaker 1: blew with this guy last year. And so they're treating
- 24:01Speaker 1: him like that doesn't matter, and the Bengals are gonna
- 24:06Speaker 1: suck on defense whether Hendrickson's there or not. And the
- 24:09Speaker 1: law of averages, if you believe in such things, says
- 24:12Speaker 1: they'll actually be a little bit better next season just
- 24:15Speaker 1: because they were so bad underachieved last season. But this
- 24:19Speaker 1: is all part of the franchise charter in Cincinnati when
- 24:23Speaker 1: it comes to the football team. They yeah, they got
- 24:25Speaker 1: Joe Burrow, franchise changing quarterback, and they signed Jamar Chase,
- 24:29Speaker 1: and they signed T Higgins to large contract extensions, and
- 24:34Speaker 1: the real window is open right now for the Bengals
- 24:37Speaker 1: to continue to be a playoff team, although they were
- 24:39Speaker 1: not were not a playoff team last year. But instead
- 24:41Speaker 1: of doubling down, down, down, down down, doubling down, they're
- 24:46Speaker 1: in the corner right now and they're counting my old nemesis,
- 24:49Speaker 1: the penny. They're counting pennies in the corner like Grandpa Simpson.
- 24:54Speaker 1: One penny, two, penny, three, penny, four, penny five, And
- 24:58Speaker 1: it's kind of like this the trade offers. They're like, Okay, well,
- 25:02Speaker 1: why weren't you doing that a couple months ago? What
- 25:04Speaker 1: are you doing? You could have done that in the
- 25:05Speaker 1: NFL draft, you could have made a move that would
- 25:09Speaker 1: have gotten you something that you could have put on
- 25:11Speaker 1: the field this season. And this is the raining sack
- 25:15Speaker 1: leader in the NFL. You're talking about. It's kind of
- 25:19Speaker 1: like having Tom Cruise back in his prime and Tom
- 25:24Speaker 1: Cruise is the headliner on the movie set, and you're like, Eh, yeah,
- 25:30Speaker 1: we don't really need Tom Cruise. Why don't we trade
- 25:32Speaker 1: Tom Cruise and we'll get like Pauli Shore. We'll put
- 25:37Speaker 1: Paulie Shore out there back. You know, if you're a
- 25:39Speaker 1: fan of old movies, you know, not a great trade,
- 25:42Speaker 1: not a great transaction there, But you do it now.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Page two. So where where, oh, where, oh? Where is
- 25:49Speaker 1: Trey Hendrickson likely to land if Cincinnati does pull the
- 25:55Speaker 1: trigger and hit the nuclear option and trade Trey Lance.
- 26:00Speaker 1: So where does he end up if this actually becomes
- 26:04Speaker 1: a thing. So the one that makes all the sense
- 26:07Speaker 1: in the world is the MotorCity kiddies, the Lions. That
- 26:11Speaker 1: makes all the sense in the world. There Dan Campbell's
- 26:14Speaker 1: neat cap biting fantasy, and the Lions are in it
- 26:18Speaker 1: to win it right now. This is the golden era
- 26:20Speaker 1: Lion football, and they took a step back last year,
- 26:24Speaker 1: and who cares about draft picks. F them picks you
- 26:27Speaker 1: go for. You get a proven commodity defensive edge rusher
- 26:30Speaker 1: and Trey Hendrickson, that's the move. Then you said, what
- 26:35Speaker 1: about the Eagles. Eagles are the reigning Super Bowl champions
- 26:37Speaker 1: of the NFL. Howie Roseman, who has his toes tickled
- 26:42Speaker 1: by Eagle apologist and media fanboys. They love how He Roseman,
- 26:48Speaker 1: so he would trade Howie Roseman would trade his grandma's
- 26:52Speaker 1: crockpot to improve the Eagles defensively to get them, and
- 26:57Speaker 1: they were great last year. That's championship level defense. You
- 27:00Speaker 1: got to keep improving. You got to keep getting better
- 27:02Speaker 1: and better and better. And then you look around the
- 27:03Speaker 1: other teams in the NFC, said the Rams, that's the
- 27:07Speaker 1: kind of move the Rams would make. This is now
- 27:08Speaker 1: a defensive team because Stafford's got his issues there. So
- 27:11Speaker 1: if you're the Rams, you want to fatten up the defense,
- 27:14Speaker 1: you gotta pay though Trey Hendrickson. And then if the
- 27:16Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers were not a community own team, you'd
- 27:18Speaker 1: say the Green Bay Packers would make a lot of
- 27:21Speaker 1: sense for Trey Hendrickson. And then he said, well, what
- 27:24Speaker 1: about what about the AFC. If the Ben Gals are
- 27:27Speaker 1: willing to trade Trey Hendrickson to any team anywhere at
- 27:32Speaker 1: any time, and that includes the AFC, then that's Andy
- 27:36Speaker 1: Reid knocking on the door right there, Big Red Andy Reid,
- 27:39Speaker 1: come on down, wearing his Hawaiian shirt, Andy Reid, and
- 27:43Speaker 1: he's got a cheeseburger. He's nibbling on a cheeseburger there,
- 27:46Speaker 1: and he's thinking abow draft picks. As everyone knows in
- 27:49Speaker 1: the NFL, the real ones know. And I did a
- 27:51Speaker 1: rant about this on the Fifth Hour podcast, which was approved,
- 27:54Speaker 1: by the way, by Robbie the Mariner fan. He approved
- 27:56Speaker 1: the logic he is starting to see the light, which
- 27:58Speaker 1: tells me Robbie is becoming an older per because he
- 28:00Speaker 1: sees light. But draft picks are the Bingo cards of football,
- 28:07Speaker 1: right They're most are worthless. You play Bengo. I played
- 28:11Speaker 1: Bengo every once in a while. Why most of those
- 28:13Speaker 1: Bengo cards are completely worthless. Give me a guy who
- 28:16Speaker 1: actually gets to the quarterback, a proven commodity, a known commodity.
- 28:21Speaker 1: And that's what I was in Kansasity, just like Philadelphia
- 28:24Speaker 1: and Detroit. This is the golden era for the chiefs.
- 28:27Speaker 1: You got to go for it, and who cares about
- 28:30Speaker 1: draft picks and bingo cards. It's the same concept. Scratch
- 28:34Speaker 1: your tickets. It's the analogy works. It's the perfect analogy
- 28:38Speaker 1: for draft picks. You sit there, you have twenty of them,
- 28:41Speaker 1: and you're all excited. You got twenty bingo cards. And
- 28:44Speaker 1: half the time you end up with guys who are
- 28:48Speaker 1: hanging out at a round table, not a roundtable restaurant.
- 28:51Speaker 1: There at a round table with Flow from Progressive. They've
- 28:54Speaker 1: got the Geico Get Go on another part of the roundtable.
- 28:58Speaker 1: They've got Jake from State Farm and they're all eating
- 29:02Speaker 1: runny just absolutely disgusting runny scrambled eggs and soggy bacon
- 29:08Speaker 1: at an insurance conference at an airport holiday inn in Omaha.
- 29:13Speaker 1: And they're talking about insurance. But that player was just
- 29:16Speaker 1: drafted to be an impact player in the NFL. That
- 29:19Speaker 1: Bengal card did not work out. Now they're hanging out
- 29:22Speaker 1: with Flow and the Get Go Geico, the Geico gek Goo.
- 29:26Speaker 1: That's what they're doing anyway. Now. Meanwhile, so you have
- 29:29Speaker 1: you have Trey Hendrickson, who is gonna have some saying
- 29:33Speaker 1: this because whoever's trading for him, is gonna want to
- 29:35Speaker 1: have him happy and sign him to an extension. So
- 29:38Speaker 1: it takes two to tango. He is a proven commodity Hendrickson,
- 29:43Speaker 1: and it's like knowing you're gonna get a little something
- 29:47Speaker 1: like there's a little bit of money there now how
- 29:49Speaker 1: much he has left in the tank. That's open for
- 29:51Speaker 1: conversation and open for debate. But based on what we
- 29:54Speaker 1: have seen the Bengals, the Bengals, they will they will
- 29:59Speaker 1: not get it to I'm still not convinced. Even though
- 30:03Speaker 1: the reports came out over the weekend, it's all posters said,
- 30:06Speaker 1: well an how we're open for business to trade Trey Hendrickson.
- 30:09Speaker 1: They'll drag this out right up until the start of
- 30:13Speaker 1: the NFL regular season. They'll drag this out because they overvalue.
- 30:18Speaker 1: They overvalue things like Bengo cards and all that stuff.
- 30:22Speaker 1: And Hendrickson, listen, he is going to end up somewhere
- 30:26Speaker 1: else eventually and most likely terrorizing Joe Burrow and the
- 30:32Speaker 1: Bengals offense at some point down the line. Unless the
- 30:37Speaker 1: qualifications here for Cincinnati is you can only trade Trey
- 30:41Speaker 1: Hendrickson to an NFC team that does not play the
- 30:44Speaker 1: Bengals and the only way Hendrickson would come back to
- 30:47Speaker 1: haunt them as a poltergeist would be in a Super
- 30:51Speaker 1: Bowl situation. Right, But the Bengals, clearly the front office there,
- 30:56Speaker 1: the ownership, fans of the dancing clown penny Wise, they
- 31:02Speaker 1: were because it's the Bengal way. I'm telling you, it
- 31:05Speaker 1: is the Bengal way here as they are penny Wise,
- 31:09Speaker 1: pound foolish, that is what the Cincinnati Bengals stand for.
- 31:12Speaker 1: It's like Stephen King approves this message and all this
- 31:16Speaker 1: because Mike Brown wants to save a little bit of
- 31:18Speaker 1: money on gas and save a couple of shekels on
- 31:22Speaker 1: some guests. All right, now, final point to Denver we go.
- 31:25Speaker 1: One of the great embarrassing moments that I have seen
- 31:29Speaker 1: in recent television, and I've seen some, I've been part
- 31:32Speaker 1: of some embarrassing moments on television. But the Broncos had
- 31:35Speaker 1: a preseason game over the weekend. Everyone played, and they
- 31:38Speaker 1: had a preseason broadcast over the weekend, which is one
- 31:42Speaker 1: for the ages, one for the ages for the Broncos,
- 31:46Speaker 1: bless their hearts, So they got catfished. The Denver Broncos
- 31:50Speaker 1: preseason broadcast got catfished by a fake Micah Parsons quote
- 31:57Speaker 1: a quote in which Michael Parsons talked about wanted to
- 32:00Speaker 1: play for the Denver Broncos. So how does this happen?
- 32:05Speaker 1: How does this happen where a broadcast, a team run broadcast,
- 32:11Speaker 1: completely gets horn swaggled by a bogus quote. So this
- 32:16Speaker 1: wasn't just a little slip up. It was not. This
- 32:20Speaker 1: was like walking onto the used car lot and buying
- 32:25Speaker 1: a lemon and it says on the car lemon right there,
- 32:29Speaker 1: it says it's a lemon. But then you're bragging to
- 32:32Speaker 1: your buddies. I didn't buy a lemon. I know it
- 32:34Speaker 1: looks like a lemon, and it says lemon on it,
- 32:36Speaker 1: but it's actually a BMW. No you. It says lemon,
- 32:39Speaker 1: you bought a lemon. That's a bad job by you.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Shame on you. So they actually put a graphics package
- 32:45Speaker 1: together to show the quote that was not an actual
- 32:49Speaker 1: quote from Micah Parsons. They put the fake words into
- 32:54Speaker 1: a fancy font on the television broadcast and then broke down.
- 32:58Speaker 1: They had the announcers, who we're also in on the gag.
- 33:01Speaker 1: Apparently they didn't realize it was fake. They went with it.
- 33:04Speaker 1: The quote was absurd From the very beginning, he said,
- 33:09Speaker 1: the fake Micah Parsons quote was my dream destination, Denver,
- 33:13Speaker 1: my dream destination. They already got the best defense in
- 33:16Speaker 1: the league. The fake Micah Parsons quote said, And of course,
- 33:21Speaker 1: that's like saying your dream destination is Salt Lake City
- 33:25Speaker 1: because you love the airport in Salt Lake they have
- 33:29Speaker 1: really good vending machines. The top pretzels in all of
- 33:32Speaker 1: Utah are at the Salt Lake City Airport vending machine.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Those hard pretzels are to die for. They're so good.
- 33:39Speaker 1: But the other thing about this, which is great, any
- 33:42Speaker 1: bit of fact checking, you would have caught this right away. Michaeh.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Parsons podcast has not been released since January. It is
- 33:52Speaker 1: now August. So you got February, you got March, April, May, June, July,
- 33:58Speaker 1: and now August and nothing bupkiss. And yet they went
- 34:03Speaker 1: with it as a recent quote the Bronco broadcast, which
- 34:08Speaker 1: is just a chef's kiss. It is so good. It
- 34:11Speaker 1: is so good. You know what that's like. Let me say,
- 34:13Speaker 1: that's like saying, hey, you gotta hear this new tune,
- 34:17Speaker 1: This new song from the Beatles is amazing. Oh my God,
- 34:22Speaker 1: it is so friacking good. Yeah. I know most of
- 34:25Speaker 1: them are dead and they broke up fifty years ago,
- 34:28Speaker 1: but this new tune from the Beatles is so good.
- 34:31Speaker 1: It's great. Almost like finding a radio shack, a brick
- 34:35Speaker 1: and mortar radio shack and buying a Tandy computer, Like
- 34:40Speaker 1: what are you doing? Tandy is Dandy from back in
- 34:43Speaker 1: the day. This quote, there's a better chance of finding
- 34:46Speaker 1: a Tandy computer than the Micah Parsons quote being legit
- 34:50Speaker 1: for a myriad of reasons, for a myriad of reasons.
- 34:53Speaker 1: So the Bronco broadcast went full Picasso on this with
- 34:57Speaker 1: the fake quote from Micah Parsons. They painted it up
- 35:00Speaker 1: as like an oil painting, and it was such a
- 35:03Speaker 1: beautiful thing. I watched the clip. I didn't see it live.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I was away this weekend, but I watched the clip
- 35:08Speaker 1: online and it should have been hung from the louver
- 35:11Speaker 1: right next to the Mona Lisa the next room over.
- 35:14Speaker 1: That you could not only go with a fake quote,
- 35:16Speaker 1: That's one thing. We've all been punked by fake quotes
- 35:19Speaker 1: in the age we are in now. But to put
- 35:21Speaker 1: a graphics package up and to really lean into it,
- 35:25Speaker 1: do the old fentanyl lean into it right the fentanyl fade.
- 35:28Speaker 1: What are you doing? Wowser's they got sent out. They
- 35:32Speaker 1: got sportstock buried is what they got, literally buried, butt
- 35:36Speaker 1: cracked sports, all those satire sites right there in real time,
- 35:41Speaker 1: right there, in real time. And it was actually by
- 35:43Speaker 1: a Bronco fan. This is supposedly a Bronco fan account
- 35:47Speaker 1: sent this out as a bogus quote, and much to
- 35:50Speaker 1: their amazement, it ended up being picked up by the
- 35:53Speaker 1: Bronco broadcast and so it was Dino Might. It was
- 35:58Speaker 1: dying Oh Might. It was so good. That's like the
- 36:01Speaker 1: people that fall for the Nigerian Prince email scam. Just
- 36:06Speaker 1: give us your bank account information. We will end up
- 36:08Speaker 1: sending you all of our money. Yeah okay, no, you're
- 36:12Speaker 1: gonna end up sending your money to them and money
- 36:15Speaker 1: Man of money. You'll be wiring the money. That's how
- 36:18Speaker 1: it's gonna work. But very embarrassing. So anyway, I enjoyed that.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I thought that was great. Good job by the Bronco
- 36:24Speaker 1: TV people who have no concept of what is real
- 36:26Speaker 1: and what is not, And a simple search would have
- 36:29Speaker 1: determined that that was a bogus quote. There you go,
- 36:33Speaker 1: the Broncos trying to be relevant. They showed some signs
- 36:36Speaker 1: of life last year. They really haven't been very good
- 36:39Speaker 1: since Peyton Manning and his rotting carcass. They pushed him
- 36:42Speaker 1: across the finish line years ago, so I guess they
- 36:46Speaker 1: need some fact checkers.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 36:50Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 36:54Speaker 1: It's Maller.
- 36:55Speaker 2: How about that to the third degree? Yeah, this is
- 36:59Speaker 2: one I think Ben gets.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Grilled Google Loo.
- 37:03Speaker 6: And there have been some conflicting predictions involving Bo Nicks.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Yes, that's your guy, Coop, that's your hero, that's true,
- 37:10Speaker 1: your savior. Yes, I'm a believer your quarterback and savior. Now.
- 37:13Speaker 6: So we've got some executives that say that he's going
- 37:16Speaker 6: to surpass Jayde and Daniels next season, and then we
- 37:19Speaker 6: have another executive that said the Broncos are going to
- 37:21Speaker 6: bench him by twenty twenty seven.
- 37:24Speaker 1: What's that? Are you on? Ben? All Right? So he's
- 37:26Speaker 1: not gonna pass Jayden Daniels because he's not that type
- 37:29Speaker 1: of quarterback. Bow Knicks is a guy that if the
- 37:32Speaker 1: defense is good, special teams are good, He's not gonna
- 37:34Speaker 1: f things up. But he's not gonna be the reason
- 37:36Speaker 1: that you win games. I don't see him as that
- 37:38Speaker 1: kind of guy. And Jade Daniels is that kind of guy.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Was that guy for Washington making plays late? So I
- 37:44Speaker 1: say between those two it's closer to the whole. Someone
- 37:48Speaker 1: else will be playing in twenty twenty seven, but I
- 37:50Speaker 1: think it'll just be an average NFL starting quarterback Bo Knicks,
- 37:52Speaker 1: and that's fine, slightly above average.
- 37:54Speaker 6: Next, the Milwaukee Brewers have their franchise best fourteen game
- 37:59Speaker 6: win streak snap on sen there's still seven and a
- 38:01Speaker 6: half games ahead of every other team in the National League.
- 38:04Speaker 6: Do you think the brew Crew or World Series bound?
- 38:06Speaker 1: No? I don't think there were the World Series bound.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Its Ultimately, the talent in the playoffs will go the
- 38:12Speaker 1: other way. Would I mind if the Brewers in the
- 38:14Speaker 1: World Series. No, I wouldn't mind if the Brewers making
- 38:17Speaker 1: the World Series. I actually like the way the Milwaukee
- 38:19Speaker 1: Brewers play and approach things. And if the miz comes
- 38:22Speaker 1: back from this injury situation and can pitch enough innings
- 38:26Speaker 1: and in the playoffs and all that, why not. But no,
- 38:29Speaker 1: if you were giving me one thousand dollars of funny money,
- 38:32Speaker 1: would I bet on the Milwaukee Brewers to go to
- 38:35Speaker 1: the World Series. No, I would not. It's a great story.
- 38:38Speaker 1: I like the fact that they're from the small market
- 38:40Speaker 1: and they've won, they've had success and all that, but
- 38:42Speaker 1: I would not be betting on them next.
- 38:43Speaker 6: Kellen Moore told the media this weekend, we'll see when
- 38:47Speaker 6: asked if the Saints will name their starting quarterback this week, Oh,
- 38:49Speaker 6: we'll see, Ben.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Who do you think it's gonna be? All right? So
- 38:51Speaker 1: I've done the math on this coup. It's impossible for
- 38:54Speaker 1: Kellen Moore to name a quarterback. They don't have a quarterback.
- 38:57Speaker 1: They all blow the same, They all suck. There's not
- 39:02Speaker 1: one good quarterback there. Spencer rather terrible, Tyler Shuck horrific,
- 39:08Speaker 1: and Jake and they got a trade for a quarter
- 39:10Speaker 1: trade for Jamis Winston. How'd we do you fail this edition?
- 39:13Speaker 1: To win? Bo Nicks? Stop propaganda?
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- 39:32Speaker 1: Hey you sports figure, guy or girl who got here
- 39:35Speaker 1: with you? Talking to sons? Here? Some instant advice hold
- 39:39Speaker 1: that thought. No one's paid attention to me for ten
- 39:41Speaker 1: whole seconds. And if you don't like it, and a
- 39:44Speaker 1: way week ago, it's the insta advice line on the
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- 39:56Speaker 1: of the malor militia. Who is out there? Someone in sports?
- 39:59Speaker 1: It could be team, It could be a player, a coach,
- 40:02Speaker 1: a prominent media member, someone that needs the wisdom that
- 40:05Speaker 1: only you, the overnight nocturnal listener, can provide. Well, we
- 40:11Speaker 1: mentioned this earlier, and I thought, well, hey, they're a
- 40:12Speaker 1: morbid franchise, so why not the New Orleans Saints. They
- 40:16Speaker 1: don't have a quarterback. Even if they had a quarterback
- 40:20Speaker 1: on their roster, they don't. They have multiple quarterbacks. They
- 40:23Speaker 1: all suck. So any advice to the New Orleans Saints
- 40:26Speaker 1: on solving their quarterback dilemma. We can also do this
- 40:29Speaker 1: for the Colts if you want. But I thought we
- 40:31Speaker 1: were talking about the Saints early, so we'll bring that up.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're giving advice
- 40:36Speaker 1: to the New Orleans Saints on the Insect Advice Line,
- 40:39Speaker 1: and we'll take your calls unscreened calling. You're on the air,
- 40:43Speaker 1: your advice to the Saints. Please, I got no legs.
- 40:46Speaker 4: Can I still come to the meet and greet it?
- 40:48Speaker 1: No you can't. Line too, you're on the airline too. Hello, Yeah,
- 40:52Speaker 1: morning time.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Tell them to stop listen watching those dagone greedy episodes.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Of Star Wars. That's right, Rick and Maryland with a
- 40:59Speaker 1: random non secretor Hello, you're on the air. Line three.
- 41:02Speaker 1: It's the incident advice line for the New Orleans Saints.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Who should be quarterback of the Saints. They don't have
- 41:07Speaker 1: one right now, Lorraine, I.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Feel free to hit that dump button just a little
- 41:12Speaker 2: sooner next time.
- 41:13Speaker 1: All right. Line four, you're on the air. Hello, Line four,
- 41:18Speaker 1: even man should see each other again? James, why do
- 41:22Speaker 1: you Why do you fall asleep? James? When I put
- 41:25Speaker 1: you on the air, I don't understand. I can't. All right.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Line five, you're on the air. It's the inside advice
- 41:33Speaker 1: line for the New Orleans Saints. They have terrible quarterbacks
- 41:38Speaker 1: and they need some help. They need your advice right now.
- 41:40Speaker 1: They have Spencer Rattler, Tyler Shuck and Jake Hayner. Hello,
- 41:46Speaker 1: you're on the air called call of five. Line five.
- 41:49Speaker 2: When I say vassay, you say blows Fassa blows.
- 41:53Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. It's Tony the bay Area.
- 41:55Speaker 1: Line six, you're on here, Oh my god? What no,
- 42:01Speaker 1: what one of the odds he would be on back
- 42:04Speaker 1: to back lines? Seriously, that's Ferg Dog? Is that Ferg Dog? Okay?
- 42:10Speaker 1: Line two you're on the air line too. Hello, I
- 42:13Speaker 1: just took hurdles what I don't want to know what line? Gobbagool?
- 42:20Speaker 1: You need the gobbagool. Line four, you're on the air.
- 42:22Speaker 1: We're giving advice, but I mean gumbo. They need more
- 42:25Speaker 1: gumbo in the in the Bayou. Line four, you're on
- 42:28Speaker 1: the air. We're giving advice to the Saints. Hello.
- 42:30Speaker 2: Line four, maybe the facts need to put an ad
- 42:32Speaker 2: in the paper and say wan.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted. Well they have no one that's wanted.
- 42:38Speaker 1: Line five, you're on the air. Hello, that was Sean
- 42:40Speaker 1: the hood guy. Hello. Line five, you're telling the prop.
- 42:44Speaker 2: Out here.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they need. They just bring their tanking
- 42:48Speaker 1: for arch Manning. I've heard that conspiracy. Line six, you're
- 42:51Speaker 1: on the air is the inside advice line unscreened radio
- 42:55Speaker 1: for the Norland Saints in the NFC South. They suck. Hello,
- 42:59Speaker 1: you're you're on the air line sixne Scott Marceau, don't
- 43:04Speaker 1: pick up the phone. All right, it's random call. You're
- 43:08Speaker 1: on the air random call your advice to the Saints.
- 43:12Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. We'll go to you
- 43:14Speaker 1: online too, Hello. Line two, forty eight, Caddy and the
- 43:18Speaker 1: tank for a gas forty eight? All right think Line
- 43:24Speaker 1: line three. Hello, line three.
- 43:26Speaker 2: You can pay me to play quarterbacks for the New
- 43:29Speaker 2: Orleans Saints and pay me.
- 43:31Speaker 1: And okay, all right, take shots at Marcel. I see
- 43:35Speaker 1: what your Line four. You're on the airline wasn't Marcel? No,
- 43:39Speaker 1: how's our guy in Maine? I know who they gets? What? No? No, no, no,
- 43:46Speaker 1: you've got the sessy legs James clearly. Line three, you're
- 43:50Speaker 1: on the air line three hour. Line five, brother, Hello,
- 43:52Speaker 1: line five, alright, this is going very well. We'll hang
- 43:59Speaker 1: up on you online. Hello, you're on the air of
- 44:01Speaker 1: advice of the Saints. Line number two. Hello, line two.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Never heard of any of them, that's true, Rick and Maryland?
- 44:09Speaker 1: Are we there? One more? Only one more? Of it's good.
- 44:11Speaker 1: I'll take credit. If not, I'll blame the Coop Final
- 44:13Speaker 1: call instant advice line go ahead, coopicket picket all Line six,
- 44:18Speaker 1: Line six you're on the air line six. Go look
- 44:24Speaker 1: at that coop. You picked an animal, an actual animal,
- 44:27Speaker 1: right there for line six.