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September 11th | Wednesday 09.11.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh
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Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma, and yes, typically this is
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Speaker 1: where it is time to come laugh with us inside
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Speaker 1: the treehouse. And we're going to do that today. But
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Speaker 1: first we need to cover the obvious and the fact
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Speaker 1: that today is Wednesday, September eleventh, twenty twenty four, marking
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Speaker 1: twenty three years since the terrorists the tacks on nine
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Speaker 1: to eleven, two thousand and one, and we're in that
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Speaker 1: weird sort of I guess transitional period where we all
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Speaker 1: can agree that for our ages, nine to eleven is
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Speaker 1: our quote unquote Pearl Harbor. You know, like some of
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Speaker 1: our parents or grandparents experience Pearl Harbor Kennedy moment, Kennedy moment. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's so like our grandparents had Pearl Harbor, our parents
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Speaker 1: had their Kennedy moment. We have our nine to eleven moment.
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Speaker 2: And.
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Speaker 1: Most of us really don't do much to mark Pearl
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Speaker 1: Harbor day. I'd notice it, I recognize it, but I
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Speaker 1: don't make it a topic of conversation on the show
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Speaker 1: or with friends or anything. Same thing with Kennedy assassination anniversary.
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Speaker 1: I don't really mark that because that'd be a really
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Speaker 1: hideous cake. In fact, obviously when I'm like jokes about
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Speaker 1: some of these things. But then there's like then with
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Speaker 1: a nine to eleven tragedy, I say transition period, because
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Speaker 1: the only good thing that came out of the aftermath
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Speaker 1: of nine to eleven was the sense of unity our
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Speaker 1: country had. It wasn't super divided before nine to eleven,
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Speaker 1: but since nine to eleven, I have never seen in
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Speaker 1: my lifetime our country more divided as a nation and
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Speaker 1: as a people. And the one thing that was good
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Speaker 1: after nine to eleven was that we were all kind
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Speaker 1: of cool with each other. We were all raw raw USA,
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Speaker 1: and we're all Americans, and by god, let's go kill
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Speaker 1: some terrorists. But that didn't last. And as I said,
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Speaker 1: now kind of feel like we're more divided now than
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Speaker 1: we ever been. And I don't really know how to
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Speaker 1: how to you know, properly recognize the day without just saying, hey,
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Speaker 1: today's the day, and it sucks. That's kind of where
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Speaker 1: I am.
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Speaker 3: It's a It's interesting because like in elementary school especially,
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Speaker 3: it seems like and you're you're talking about you know,
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Speaker 3: twenty years after Kennedy and teacher, Like I remember my
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Speaker 3: teachers that they would come and they would get emotional
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Speaker 3: about it and you couldn't really understand why. And now
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Speaker 3: I know how irritating that must have been to the teachers,
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Speaker 3: because now they're kids who were born after nine to
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Speaker 3: eleven who have no they're not because they don't. It's
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Speaker 3: a total disconnect to them. It's just something I learned
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Speaker 3: about history.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and not only that, but there was an assassination
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Speaker 1: attempt on Reagan back in what it was at eighty
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Speaker 1: eighty one, and then there was one on a presidential candidate,
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Speaker 1: just like a month or two ago, on Trump, and
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Speaker 1: we barely even talk about that anymore. It's I don't
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Speaker 1: even know if he's still I don't even think he
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Speaker 1: has a scar. Which that's another thing. But the news
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Speaker 1: cycle now is so constant, everything gets churned over, so
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Speaker 1: it gets harder and harder to mark these important anniversaries
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Speaker 1: in our nation. And you know, sticking with the whole
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Speaker 1: nine to eleven things, that's where I go back to the
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Speaker 1: transition part, Like we're getting farther and farther away from it.
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Speaker 1: Therefore it's you know, further from our minds except on
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Speaker 1: the day, and even then it's not even as big
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Speaker 1: as it was because it wasn't you know, it was
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Speaker 1: twenty three years ago.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, you know, you have the like the
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Speaker 4: documentary stuff that comes up on History Channel and things
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Speaker 4: like that, and so I I will, I will watch
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Speaker 4: those and kind of where I was, you know, when
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Speaker 4: everything happened, and replay that, you know, those moments in
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Speaker 4: my head. But yeah, I mean, it's just everything's so
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Speaker 4: quick now and everything's turned over so fast you don't
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Speaker 4: really get time to think about anything like that anymore.
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Speaker 1: So, and I feel like, also, it feels like every
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Speaker 1: year there's some new camera angle that gets released, but
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Speaker 1: it's really I don't really think they're like I saw
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Speaker 1: one yesterday someone posted on Facebook, Oh suck, this person
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Speaker 1: waited twenty three years to release this new angle. It's like,
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Speaker 1: is that Do I really need to see that new angle?
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Speaker 1: Is that new angle going to be something that's vastly
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Speaker 1: different than all the other ones I've watched over the
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Speaker 1: previous twenty two years? Probably not, so, you know, And
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Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen all the documentaries. Let's ask
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Speaker 1: are a documentary expert tray. Are there any new nine
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Speaker 1: to eleven documentaries that we need to be aware of?
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Speaker 3: No, the ones that claim they've got new footage, really
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Speaker 3: it's not. It's it's footage that that just didn't get
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Speaker 3: played as much as other things. But no, there's really
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Speaker 3: nothing new.
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Speaker 1: So I go back to the only good thing that
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Speaker 1: came out of the aftermath of nine to eleven was
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Speaker 1: the spirit of national unity, which is something that is
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Speaker 1: completely lost nowadays. And I'm not so arrogant as to
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Speaker 1: think that what we do here in the treehouse can
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Speaker 1: reach that same level of bringing about national unity. But
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Speaker 1: I like to think we can do our part on
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Speaker 1: a small treehouse level. So let's try to do that.
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Speaker 1: Let's try to do what we've done so far, which
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Speaker 1: is to honor and respect the day that is an
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Speaker 1: anniversary of a great national tragedy, not just for the
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Speaker 1: country but in our own personal lives, because, like you said, Raj,
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Speaker 1: a lot of it has to do with personal remembrances
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Speaker 1: and our personal experiences with that day and even the
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Speaker 1: days after. But I still think that we can find
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Speaker 1: ways to come together as a people and as a country,
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Speaker 1: as difficult as we seem to make it these days.
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Speaker 1: And I think one way in which we can do
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Speaker 1: that is by focusing on things that are truly absurd
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Speaker 1: to get your mind off of it. And I think
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Speaker 1: I've got I think I've got the story to do it, okay,
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Speaker 1: And I don't even need to give you the whole story.
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Speaker 1: I think I can just kind of nail it in
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Speaker 1: the headline, A man shipped himself to his exes home
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Speaker 1: and threatened her. I mean, that's that's a lot of
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Speaker 1: trouble to go through. But I guess if she's if
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Speaker 1: she's not taking your calls, and I guess that's the one,
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Speaker 1: the one avenue you've got left.
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Speaker 4: That's one hell of a prime membership.
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Speaker 1: Who ordered a man? Oh, it's the wrong one, quicks No,
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Speaker 1: this is a thirty three year old man was sentenced
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Speaker 1: to four months and for stalking after he shipped himself
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Speaker 1: inside of a box to his exes home and threatened
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Speaker 1: her with a gun. And he told the judge he
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Speaker 1: just wanted his stuff back.
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Speaker 4: You can put it in the same box.
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Speaker 1: Self addressed, stant box in a box send me back
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Speaker 1: with my ex?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you ship? Don't they X ray stuff?
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Speaker 4: Am I wrong? I thought they in this day and age,
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Speaker 4: like they have to check and see what's being sent. Right.
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Speaker 1: I imagine if you poke a few holes in the
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Speaker 1: box and just put fragile on the side and probably
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Speaker 1: get away with just about.
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Speaker 4: Anything, okay, And how much and that's you and.
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Speaker 1: You put a you put a sticker on the box
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Speaker 1: it says not drugs.
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Speaker 4: And how much is it to ship yourself? What is that?
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Speaker 1: Great question?
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Speaker 3: Again?
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Speaker 1: These are the these are the answers that are never
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Speaker 1: in the stories. Right, So we have these outstanding questions
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Speaker 1: like how much does it cost to ship yourself to
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Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend's house to ask for your stuff back
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Speaker 1: with a gun? And nowhere in the story does it
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Speaker 1: give us that answer.
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Speaker 3: I mean, was he doing next day psycho or is
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Speaker 3: it a ground?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't feel like I don't feel like this
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Speaker 1: is the time to go cheap and just go usps ground.
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Speaker 1: I think you need to pay for the expedited shipping.
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Speaker 4: He's also like he shipped himself with the gun.
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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
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Speaker 4: I mean that's uh. I don't know, I don't know
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Speaker 4: how much that costs. I'm guessing it's a little bit.
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Speaker 4: I don't know. If it's more like you do you
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Speaker 4: pay a little bit extra to to take the weapon
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Speaker 4: on with you?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think, uh, I think you
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Speaker 1: could wrap a red bow on this box and justin
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Speaker 1: Timberlake can come back with it's a dick in a box.
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Speaker 4: Part two, we got to find out how much it
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Speaker 4: cost to ship.
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Speaker 3: One of us.
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Speaker 1: Okay, look, I have some really weird search history online
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Speaker 1: and I don't think I'm ready to add that one
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Speaker 1: into the mix. I'm going to leave that to one
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Speaker 1: of you guys. How much to ship a human?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Was this just like a crosstown courier? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Okay, So this happened in the Netherlands. He shipped himself
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Speaker 1: inside of a box to her address. It's unclear if
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Speaker 1: she somehow brought it inside or not, but he emerged
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Speaker 1: from the box, threatened her with a gun, and then
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Speaker 1: took off with the keys to the place. The man
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Speaker 1: told the judge having himself delivered in a box was
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Speaker 1: the only way to get in and get my stuff back.
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Speaker 1: Let me see if there's another version of this story
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Speaker 1: that gives us a little more details. Because it doesn't
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Speaker 1: say from where he shipped himself, I'm assuming they were
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Speaker 1: in the same city. But we don't know. The delivery
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Speaker 1: took place on May eighteenth. Was the coleman of a
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Speaker 1: series of incidents following the breakup of the couple's one
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Speaker 1: year relationship, including the theft of her car keys, trespassing,
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Speaker 1: and placing a tracker in her home. Wow, this guy's special.
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Speaker 1: The man told the judge that having himself delivered in
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Speaker 1: a box was the only way to get in and
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Speaker 1: get his stuff back. The man claimed that the woman
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Speaker 1: had given permission for the visits and that the keys
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Speaker 1: were given to him earlier, but that did not impress
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Speaker 1: the judge, who agreed to the prosecutor's demand to four
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Speaker 1: months in jail in a three year restraining order. That's
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Speaker 1: the entirety of the story. Nowhere doesn't mention was this,
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Speaker 1: you know, within the same city shipping? Was he in
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Speaker 1: a different county? Was he in a different country? All
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Speaker 1: I know is that he was delivered to her house
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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands. I can just I can only assume
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Speaker 1: that if they were in a one year relationship, that
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Speaker 1: they live in the same city. But I don't know
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Speaker 1: for sure.
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Speaker 4: Do you track yourself? Do you see where you are?
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Speaker 1: That makes sense? Like like a tracking thing?
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Speaker 4: For you're in the box, right yeah?
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Speaker 1: Or do you put like an air tag in the
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Speaker 1: box with you so you can follow yourself around?
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Speaker 4: Right?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? You just right? Not your X on the side
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Speaker 3: of the package.
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Speaker 4: Nothing to see in here.
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Speaker 1: Pop out of the box with the gun. And you
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Speaker 1: said I never got you anything.
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Speaker 1: the end of the show, you guys had mentioned something
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Speaker 1: about a spinning car often and I have intentionally not
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Speaker 1: looked at it, seen it, researched it, whatsoever. So I'm
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Speaker 1: going to witness this for the first time in front
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Speaker 1: of you, Okay, So I hope it is as good
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Speaker 1: as the two of you seem to think it is.
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Speaker 1: So I think you guys referred to this as the
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Speaker 1: seated spinning Coffin of Mexico.
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Speaker 3: There's there's two different clips.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think I've only I think I've only
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Speaker 1: got one.
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Speaker 3: I think I sent you both.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll look it up, but I know I've got
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Speaker 1: the one.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know which one you have, So okay.
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Speaker 1: Well hang on and I will show you. I've got
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Speaker 1: this one right there. I've got that one. Is that
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Speaker 1: the good one?
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Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 3: That's actually another one.
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Speaker 4: I think this is a new one. I haven't seen
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Speaker 4: this one either.
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Speaker 3: I believe this is. I don't know which one this is.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, this is exciting for all of us. Then,
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Speaker 1: oh boy, well hang on a second, let me do this.
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Speaker 1: Let me share this instead. I think this is the
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Speaker 1: one you sent me. Oh yeah, Okay, so this is
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Speaker 1: you said, this is the seated spinning coffin, right, if
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Speaker 1: I am seeing this correctly, is that a dead guy
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Speaker 1: sitting on the coffin or in the coffin? Like, is
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Speaker 1: that the body? So that's not a guy just sitting
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Speaker 1: on a coffin, that's the actual dead person. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: sound like a broken record. Is that a dead person?
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Speaker 4: M oh?
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Speaker 3: This is.
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Speaker 4: How do you.
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Speaker 1: Guys find this stuff? And keeping questions coming from me?
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Speaker 4: There's a few you can look up. I think taxidermy
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Speaker 4: funeral where they a guy stuffed and he is in
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Speaker 4: his home. Then they have a party and he's dressed
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Speaker 4: dressed well, and he's got a cigarette and sunglasses and
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Speaker 4: he's got a beer in his hand. He did.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not sure if I'm ready to wrap my
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Speaker 1: brain around that. Mm let's watch this seated he said, spinning.
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Speaker 1: This is gonna spin two.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: Okay, seated spinning coffin inside the treos. My problem, that's
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Speaker 1: just my problem, problem, myrob.
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Speaker 2: My problem.
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Speaker 1: I'm I believe I'm uh.
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Speaker 3: Then if you have that email, there's a second link there,
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Speaker 3: okay to what I just really really freaky. M this
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Speaker 3: could have This one could have very well been a
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Speaker 3: Russ Martin exclusive.
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Speaker 1: Oh so you're saying that the next video we're about
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Speaker 1: to see off the seated spinning confidence, one that we
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Speaker 1: could have done with Russ Okay, could have and should have. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we could have had him at that last white trash
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Speaker 1: party up front.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: So here's a dead guy sitting in a looks like
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Speaker 1: a car bed, but it's a car casket and he's
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Speaker 1: got his dead hands holding.
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Speaker 3: As I believe this guy was a Jamaican taxi driver.
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Speaker 1: Mm hm, oh, come on, really, like you buried him
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Speaker 1: like that?
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Speaker 4: Like?
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Speaker 1: Was that? Was that his ultimate dream job? Is that
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Speaker 1: how he wants to be buried forever? Is in his cab? Man?
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Speaker 1: Is that his theme music? Also? Why is that lady
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Speaker 1: dancing next to him?
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Speaker 4: Like it's a spinning coffin?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 4: What do you do next to it?
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Speaker 3: Dance?
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Speaker 1: I guess you danced too? Is that his actual license
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Speaker 1: played on the back?
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Speaker 3: There?
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Speaker 1: Four three six or four dash two four?
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Speaker 4: Date of birth or the end of I don't know?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? So is this?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 1: Is this one of those Ghana burials where the guys
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Speaker 1: will dance and carry you on your shoulders to the
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Speaker 1: grave as well.
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Speaker 4: I think he's Jamaican.
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Speaker 1: Well, I well, because on the license plate on the
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Speaker 1: back of his casket it looks like it says like
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Speaker 1: a gh like it might be like a little Ghana thing.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I do want to see it
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Speaker 4: again because it's.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, oh yeah, he's just a spinning Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's way too freaky for me. Look, I enjoy many
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Speaker 1: things about island life, but I swear to God, if
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Speaker 1: when I get back to the Virgin Island, my home
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Speaker 1: and I see a funeral like this with one of
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Speaker 1: the taxi drivers which there are many, m spinning in
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Speaker 1: his grave while seated in a representation of his old cab,
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Speaker 1: I'm moving back to Texas.
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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm the guy that gets in the back, and it's.
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Speaker 1: Like to the airport police, you're the tourist that still
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Speaker 1: expects a ride, and you're still gonna complain about how
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Speaker 1: much it costs because you think he's ripping you off.
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Speaker 4: But he's gonna get a five star rate, is he?
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Speaker 1: Because he's not gonna help you with your luggage.
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Speaker 4: He gets me to the airport, we're gonna have more
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Speaker 4: of a discussion. But now you've finally seen it. You
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Speaker 4: finally have seen the spinning.
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Speaker 3: Seated coffins the newest trend.
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Speaker 4: It is the latest thing that's happening now. See.
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Speaker 1: I mentioned the Ghana burial guys that to me was
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Speaker 1: a cool thing, and I think that's still kind of
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Speaker 1: a trend where if you die, you can get those
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Speaker 1: guys to come or similar guys. Hopefully they've trained and practiced,
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Speaker 1: because I have seen one video where I think they
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Speaker 1: were rehearsing and it did not go well and Grandma
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Speaker 1: ended up back on the dirt. But that would be
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Speaker 1: kind of a cool way, because like the New Orleans funerals,
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Speaker 1: those are cool down the streets of Bourbon Street, the
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Speaker 1: band playing and you know, your casket behind them in
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Speaker 1: a horse drawn carriage kind of thing. That's cool. That's fun,
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Speaker 1: that's exciting, that's a celebration of life. The Ghana guys
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Speaker 1: carrying you in the casket on their shoulders while dancing,
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Speaker 1: that looks cool, makes real cool TikTok video, But seated
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Speaker 1: in your own casket spinning around like you're some sort
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Speaker 1: of attraction at the State Fair is not really something
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Speaker 1: I'm interested in.
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Speaker 4: My favorite part with the white gloves. You know, I
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Speaker 4: would just put the driving gloves on, but no, they
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Speaker 4: dressed him up beautifully.
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Speaker 1: I would say, I don't know if I noticed it.
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Speaker 3: It was white gloves. Hang on a.
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Speaker 4: Second, God, I hope they are. Let's see, or they
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Speaker 4: gave him somebody else's hands.
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Speaker 1: Let's see here he is hands on the screen, wheeled
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Speaker 1: are white gloves?
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Speaker 3: It is?
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Speaker 1: What So even in death, you're getting a white glove service.
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Speaker 1: You hear that fair least you say what now? From
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Speaker 1: here on out, whatever you see or hear the term
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Speaker 1: white glove service, you're gonna remember this dude in his
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Speaker 1: own casket with the white gloves driving him. I guess
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Speaker 1: that that means he has to drive himself across the
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Speaker 1: river sticks to get to the afterlife.
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Speaker 4: I want to know what he's spinning on because it
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Speaker 4: just looks like they just put him on top of
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Speaker 4: like a look a TV tray, put him on top
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Speaker 4: of you know what.
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Speaker 1: Hang on, let me go back, let's go back to
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Speaker 1: analysis mode here, because you bring up a solid point, RAJ.
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Speaker 1: I mean, is this like an actual motor or is
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Speaker 1: he just kind of on a top that they just
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Speaker 1: have to manually spin him?
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Speaker 3: You know, actually.
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Speaker 1: I think you can see a power cord on a
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Speaker 1: rug right there that might be taped down, so they
23:58
Speaker 1: obviously had safety in mind that they after the electrical
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Speaker 1: court powering the spinning casket. Are those flames on the
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Speaker 1: side of his casket as well? Yeah, it looks like
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Speaker 1: it or is that a cat?
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Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: I think they're little flames right there on the end.
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Speaker 1: It might be a cat up front, but it looks
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Speaker 1: like little fireballs at the end there.
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Speaker 3: What's Jamaica, So it might be a couple of joints.
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Speaker 4: It actually could be.
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Speaker 1: I would explain the dancing lady next to the guest,
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Speaker 1: and they're probably dipped in from aldehyde.
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Speaker 1: Do you think they have that at the casket store
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Speaker 1: on seventy five yet?
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Speaker 3: If not, it's coming soon.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Liner on the block.
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Speaker 1: Today's theme is very casket related or people in boxes related,
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Speaker 1: just various types of boxes. Because as if the man
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Speaker 1: shipping himself to his ex girlfriend wasn't crazy enough, Now
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Speaker 1: there's spinning caskets and people will seat you up in them.
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Speaker 1: For like anyone can do just a regular open casket display,
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Speaker 1: but now you've got to spin it and you've got
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Speaker 1: to be seated in it, so it looks like you're
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Speaker 1: riding in your own casket. And now Trey found yet
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Speaker 1: another casket story making headlines. What the hell tray were
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Speaker 1: you just on? Were you just on like a like
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Speaker 1: a casket search kick?
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Speaker 3: You know, I'm sure it has something to do with it.
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Speaker 1: And out in the suggested stories, Yeah, you look off
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Speaker 1: stories other casket related articles. Because apparently there was a
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Speaker 1: casket controversy. Apparently there was a casket controversy in Warren Park.
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Speaker 1: Is where's that tray?
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Speaker 3: It's either in Detroit or right outside of Detroit, Okay.
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Speaker 1: So a Detroit casket controversy has been resolved, according to police.
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Speaker 1: Last week, authorities in Warren said they've gotten to the
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Speaker 1: bottom of a controversy that arose after a photo showing
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Speaker 1: a body lying in a casket at a local park
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Speaker 1: surfaced online. In a social media post, the bottom line
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Speaker 1: no foul play was involved in the incident. The image
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Speaker 1: showed a body in an open casket with a floral
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Speaker 1: arrangement at one end, and a person sitting at a
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Speaker 1: nearby picnic table. It was taken at Butcher Park. It
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Speaker 1: turns out a funeral director from New York was transporting
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Speaker 1: a ninety seven year old dead female from New York
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Speaker 1: to Mount Olivet Cemetery in Detroit. She'd been a lifelong
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Speaker 1: Warren resident who died in New York. Police said in
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Speaker 1: a release several of the deceased family members lived near
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Speaker 1: Butcher Park. The funeral director temporarily situated the casket in
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Speaker 1: the park so that the deceased's family members could say
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Speaker 1: their final goodbyes prior to her burial. So it was
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Speaker 1: a pop up wake in more ways than one. Look,
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Speaker 1: I'm off for pop up books and stuff, but I
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Speaker 1: gotta draw the lineup pop up casket.
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Speaker 3: I don't want.
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Speaker 1: I don't want granny shooting out of the casket at
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Speaker 1: although although they make for some really funny videos.
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Speaker 4: Now we can just combine the catapult thing with the
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Speaker 4: coffin thing like that should be the next big trend.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the redneck catapult at the lake. Or you're just
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Speaker 1: shooting people off into the water. Now you can do
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Speaker 1: the same thing with Granny in her casket, set it
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Speaker 1: on fire and shoot her off into the lake. It'd
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Speaker 1: be like a redneck Viking funeral. Yes, whatever happened to
28:48
Speaker 1: the good old days when you just you died and
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Speaker 1: people buried you and that was the end of it.
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Speaker 1: Or you died and they shoved you in the furnace
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Speaker 1: and that was the end of it.
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Speaker 3: You don't get likes for that.
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Speaker 1: Now you gotta have caskets that spin or pop you
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Speaker 1: up as a dead body. I just that just seems
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Speaker 1: like too much, although it would be kind of funny
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Speaker 1: to see a casket with a pull here, tab.
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Speaker 4: I just go ay, we got to get him to
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Speaker 4: the cemetery, unplug his casket, turn the car off.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, especially if you're tripping over the casket cord.
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Speaker 1: That's that's that's a hazard.
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Speaker 4: I think that's how you know, Hindus, we normally cremate.
29:36
Speaker 4: But now having seen that, I have other options which
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Speaker 4: I didn't know about. I think I would like to
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Speaker 4: be in a seated spinning coffin of some sort.
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Speaker 1: I think what you can do is take the best
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Speaker 1: of all worlds and combine them into one serious funeral.
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Speaker 1: So what you do is you take the seated spinning casket. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so they put you in that and your seat and
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Speaker 1: you're sitting up in whatever contraption that you want your
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Speaker 1: casket to resemble. And so you're seated and you're spinning
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Speaker 1: in your casket. Right, you're dead. You're seated spinning in
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Speaker 1: the casket. And then they put you on the redneck
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Speaker 1: catapult and they then they shoot you up into the
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Speaker 1: air across the large body of water in this case,
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Speaker 1: let's go with the Ganges and into a massive fire pit.
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Speaker 1: So then you're cream bated. Sarah, that you get the
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Speaker 1: best of all three worlds.
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Speaker 4: Okay. I like how you've turned me into a dead
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Speaker 4: evil can eevel?
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Speaker 1: I think you'll get a lot of views.
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Speaker 4: Can we put me in a NASCAR outfit on suit.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be less likely to burn.
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Speaker 4: It's just going to be awkward, not the catapult part,
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Speaker 4: but the burning parts of the awkward parts.
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Speaker 1: We want to make sure that you actually get reduced
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Speaker 1: to ashes.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I'm gonna start looking into it. You know,
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Speaker 4: you do the planning for your funeral.
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Speaker 1: It's important to make those plans now so your loved
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Speaker 1: ones know what you want or after after your you're passing.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think I'll look into the seated spinning coffin.
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Speaker 4: I don't know where you find them, but uh, if.
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Speaker 1: You guys like said, I think I think the caskets
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Speaker 1: are on seventy five. Should have should have them in
31:28
Speaker 1: pretty soon.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, like the aftermarket stuff.
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Speaker 1: Maybe Etsy, definitely.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, take it a place that. Yeah, it does cars.
31:42
Speaker 3: You have hydraulics and leads.
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Speaker 4: I was gonna say, does my coffin now have a
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Speaker 4: lift kit like this?
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Speaker 1: And it's it's bouncing down Elm Street and the rolling
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Speaker 1: on dubs. There goes ra man, What what a guy?
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Speaker 4: What up? I would probably still get stopped for drinking
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Speaker 4: and driving.
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Speaker 1: We're all getting tickets.
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Speaker 1: The seated spinning casket rolling on dubs down Dbellum reminded
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Speaker 1: me of a meme that I saw years ago. It
33:20
Speaker 1: was of a cat look kind of like tons just
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Speaker 1: the cat from Saturday Night Live. It's just a photo
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Speaker 1: of a cat with its hands on a steering wheel
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Speaker 1: with the white letterings saying I'm in your car getting
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Speaker 1: tickets and shit. So I think we could get the
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Speaker 1: same sticker for your casket, RAJ and a photo that
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Speaker 1: just says I'm in my casket getting tickets and.
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Speaker 4: I like it.
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Speaker 1: There's my bleep. Yeah, I'm in my casket getting tickets and.
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Speaker 4: Man, that's how I want to go. So just just
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Speaker 4: be aware that that's what you'll see when you come
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Speaker 4: to mind.
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Speaker 1: I totally get it and speaking of tickets and trade,
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Speaker 1: knows where I'm going. Police officers are slamming woke unisex
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Speaker 1: uniforms as policemen claim the pants are crushing their balls.
34:28
Speaker 1: Meanwhile the female officers say there's a lack of space. Also,
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Speaker 1: how tight are these pants? Jesus, Oh, I think this
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Speaker 1: is I think this is in England. Uh not the States.
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Speaker 1: This is from the highly credible Daily Star. Policemen are
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Speaker 1: slamming their woke unisex uniforms, claiming their trousers are crushing
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Speaker 1: their balls, and female officers are none too pleased either,
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Speaker 1: complaining that there is an uncomfortable lack of space between
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Speaker 1: the waist and the crotch. The outfit grievances recently came
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Speaker 1: out during a survey of police in Wales, as revealed
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Speaker 1: by Belinda Goodwin, the Police Union's national board member and
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Speaker 1: well being leads so that the head of the police
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Speaker 1: union in Wales is saying that her officers balls and
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Speaker 1: crotches are being crushed by the new pants.
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Speaker 4: Wow, somebody had to write that statement.
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Speaker 1: And this quote from the head of the police union.
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Speaker 1: All of this plays into how all of this plays
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Speaker 1: into how officers and staff feel on the job and
35:41
Speaker 1: that cannot be understated. Benjamin Elks from the Taxpayers Alliance
35:51
Speaker 1: weighed in on this hotly debated topic, calling the progress
35:56
Speaker 1: for same sex rights woke, nonsense and a misuse of money.
35:59
Speaker 1: He said, this is a this farce is a distraction
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Speaker 1: for officers who should be out catching criminals. I will
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Speaker 1: say it's difficult to, uh, to catch bad guys if
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Speaker 1: your balls are squashed.
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Speaker 3: All I can see is the end of of Deadpool Wolverine.
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Speaker 1: As the uniform rips.
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Speaker 3: When once his name shows up in the dead uniform.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when Peter sugar Bear shows up, ye, but
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Speaker 1: uh it almost didn't hold him.
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Speaker 4: I just want to know why they're wearing the same pants, Like,
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Speaker 4: why are why Welsh police officers men and women wearing
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Speaker 4: the same pants.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's it's unisex uniforms.
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Speaker 4: Oh okay.
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Speaker 1: And if there's anything that I have learned about unisex anything,
36:51
Speaker 1: is that if unisex is done properly, then no one
36:55
Speaker 1: likes it. I went to a I went to I
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Speaker 1: went inside of a unisex bathroom here in Seattle, just
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Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, and I can say unequivocally
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Speaker 1: that no one in my party liked the bathroom, which
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Speaker 1: made it perfectly unisex.
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Speaker 4: You need to say why there was a party, like
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Speaker 4: I can't say nobody in my party liked the bathroom.
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Speaker 4: Like that just sounded like you met him all in
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Speaker 4: the bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Look, there might have been a party in that bathroom.
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Speaker 1: I was unaware of it. When I said my party,
37:27
Speaker 1: I meant just me and my wife. I didn't want
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Speaker 1: to make it sound like it was just me and
37:30
Speaker 1: Tara complaining about the all gender bathroom, even though it was.
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Speaker 1: Because it's just uncomfortable when you walk into the bathroom
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Speaker 1: like I did, and in the stall next to you
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Speaker 1: is some lady taking a huge grunt. It's like I'm
37:43
Speaker 1: used to I'm I've got forty four years of life
37:47
Speaker 1: walking into a bathroom. I'm used to walking into a
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Speaker 1: bathroom to a dude taking a deuce, not a lady.
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Speaker 1: That's just it's kind of like when cat's poop. It's
37:59
Speaker 1: like a It's like it's it's more sour smelling.
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Speaker 4: We went. That was a weird tanger. I don't even
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Speaker 4: know how to come back from this.
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Speaker 1: I don't either. You want to go back to the
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Speaker 1: ball crushing cop trousers.
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Speaker 4: I want to wear them, Like.
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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you?
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Speaker 4: This is more I think that will be less uncomfortable
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Speaker 4: than it was more sour smelling boom.
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Speaker 1: All right, well let's think about this, Raj. You live
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Speaker 1: with your girlfriend after she's gone number two, you go
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Speaker 1: in the bathroom afterwards and see if it smells different
38:40
Speaker 1: than the dudes.
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Speaker 4: We have multiple bathrooms.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you know why because it smells sour.
38:52
Speaker 4: Now, that's all I want to think about today, is
38:54
Speaker 4: the smell of the bathroom.
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Speaker 1: Anyway. There was a research study done last year about
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Speaker 1: policing and it was pointed out that police uniforms were
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Speaker 1: mainly designed by men for men, which caused problems like
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Speaker 1: ill fitting pants and stab vests for women in the force.
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Speaker 1: So in twenty twenty one, they said that this was
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Speaker 1: a hard, a hard knock on effect to performance the
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Speaker 1: tight pants. It's also pretty bad for morale and psychological
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Speaker 1: well being. According to a report, All crushing cop pants
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Speaker 1: new at the Army Navy.
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Speaker 3: Store creates a unisex cameltoe.
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Speaker 1: You know what I think we did. Eventually we started
39:46
Speaker 1: the show talking about national unity, and I think we're
39:49
Speaker 1: I think we found it again.
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Speaker 4: Pants are the answer?
39:59
Speaker 1: Looking around? What everyone is like waving a little American flags?
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Speaker 1: All of our crotches are crushed? Are you miserable?
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Speaker 4: Me too? I don't want to wear those during the parade.
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Speaker 4: But yeah, that's Uh, this is the weirdest conversation. Do
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Speaker 4: we have a picture of the pants? Do we know
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Speaker 4: what they look like?
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Speaker 5: Uh?
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Speaker 1: Give me a moment. I will see if I can
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Speaker 1: find something. Talk amongst yourselves, who I can find you
40:29
Speaker 1: a photo representative of the ball crushing cop pants?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I just want to see how tight? Like
40:35
Speaker 4: are we talking like nineteen seventies, like those back in
40:39
Speaker 4: the day when it was like.
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Speaker 3: Like seventies and eighties coaches pants?
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I was gonna say. The what was
40:47
Speaker 4: the material? The polyester coach shorts? Yeah? Is that what
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Speaker 4: they're wearing?
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Speaker 1: Oh you're asking me? Oh, I have no idea. I
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Speaker 1: think the only photos that I've seen on on these
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Speaker 1: are just they look like normal cop pants. So I
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Speaker 1: really don't know.
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Speaker 4: I just didn't know how tight they type they were.
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Speaker 4: That was crushing balls. Like I've never put on a
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Speaker 4: pair of pants crushed my nuts before.
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Speaker 1: Really, you never, like your mom like trying on like
41:21
Speaker 1: back to school clothes. You never gave you pants that
41:23
Speaker 1: were too small. Here put these on you, like.
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Speaker 4: I don't, I don't again nurse, so she was kind
41:29
Speaker 4: of aware of the regions.
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Speaker 3: Tell us another story about your childhood.
41:41
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think I will. This is one
41:51
Speaker 1: of This is another one of those moments where I'm
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Speaker 1: happy to say, I can't wait to get out of
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Speaker 1: this three house. I see you tomorrow.