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#0140_ STORY INSPIRE: One Hyde Park: Inside London’s Most Exclusive Address · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show here
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  Speaker 1: from London, across the pond with Ben Avery, our producer,
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  Speaker 1: who flew in.
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  Speaker 2: For what, 48 hours?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, about that.
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  Speaker 1: What a champ. What a champ that you would come
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  Speaker 1: all the way from your home in California. I flew
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  Speaker 1: you what? Business?
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  Speaker 3: Business class.
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  Speaker 2: Business class.
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  Speaker 1: All the way to London. And you've just been on
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  Speaker 1: vacation for two days. You've had an amazing time. You
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  Speaker 1: haven't had to do much. You edited a Patreon episode.
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  Speaker 1: You told everyone at dinner you cut your own hair,
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  Speaker 1: like we should be impressed. You just trotted that out
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  Speaker 1: like some type of accomplishment. You cut your own hair.
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  Speaker 1: But it's lovely. Now, you know, we're on the eve
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  Speaker 1: of returning to the dump that we live in, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really thrilled. Yeah. I'm really, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: could make a go of it here. There's an ashtray
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  Speaker 1: on the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm covered.
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  Speaker 1: How about you worry about you? Worry about the sound levels.
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  Speaker 1: I could make a go of it here, man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of bummed to leave. I mean, you know. As
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  Speaker 1: we're here, the country of origin, our country of origin,
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  Speaker 1: is just, it's a deeply schizophrenic place. There's a real
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  Speaker 1: darkness there that can only be truly appreciated when you leave. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure this place would get boring after a while because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, it lacks some of that.
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  Speaker 1: But for right now, for the moment, I mean, I just,
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of dreading going back to America. The food
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  Speaker 1: here is good. Like you don't feel like you're dying
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  Speaker 1: when you eat. They don't have sugar in everything. They
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  Speaker 1: don't have like plastics in the bread. Like they're just hormones,
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  Speaker 1: the GMOs, the manipulated shit that we eat. They got
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  Speaker 1: fast food here. They put it all on, like, one street.
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  Speaker 1: It's not every five feet. Things aren't open at 2 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: to get a full meal. The lifts are smaller, which
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  Speaker 1: is elevator for you fucking American scumbags who don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: The streets are smaller. I mean, you know, you just.
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  Speaker 1: Being fat is not really tolerated. It's not tolerated, and it...
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  Speaker 1: You get it. There's no big and tall stores. There's
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  Speaker 1: none of that. You can't get anything. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: like we drove an hour to some store. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be like a DXL. It was called Bad Rhino.
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  Speaker 1: Think of that. It was called Bad Rhino. And it
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  Speaker 1: was not even a full store. It was just like
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  Speaker 1: a few shirts in a fat women's store in a
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  Speaker 1: shitty mall. An hour and a half out of London.
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  Speaker 1: And I get it. They're like, let's not celebrate that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I mean, I'm completely for that, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, let's not make it easy. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: it to be. They had a DXL here, an American
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  Speaker 1: fat store. They closed it down because, you know, like.
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  Speaker 1: It's not permitted. And if you go further into Europe,
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  Speaker 1: like Paris or something, I mean, or if you go
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  Speaker 1: to Scandinavia, God help you. But, I mean, we're staying
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  Speaker 1: at the Mandarin Oriental, which is one of the greatest
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  Speaker 1: hotels in the world, if not the greatest. It's absolutely stunning.
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  Speaker 1: And the building next to us is the famed One
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  Speaker 1: Hyde Park, where, you know, it's the most expensive residential
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  Speaker 1: building in the world. The penthouse is on the market
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  Speaker 1: right now for $ 200, 000, I believe, $ 296, 000. million pounds and
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  Speaker 1: I might make an offer I don't know I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I will or not uh but you know
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  Speaker 1: it's a building full of Russian oligarchs and you know
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  Speaker 1: uh I believe maybe the Candy Brothers who developed it
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  Speaker 1: they might be in business with the Qataris I think
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  Speaker 1: and um it's just lovely it's just lovely and nobody's
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  Speaker 1: there nobody's ever home and there's very few lights on
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  Speaker 1: um Because the best neighbors are not home. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's something that people don't realize, but that's why in
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  Speaker 1: all these really rich areas, you have a great situation
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  Speaker 1: because the best neighbors are always off somewhere doing a genocide.
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  Speaker 1: They're not home. They're not there to complain. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have awkward run-ins with them outside. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: suffer through small talk with people who are driving past
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  Speaker 1: you in their Lamborghini to go into a bulletproof glass garage.
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  Speaker 1: All of their mail is getting sent through an x-ray machine.
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  Speaker 1: They're being guarded by the equivalent of British Special Forces.
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  Speaker 1: None of those people, oddly enough, want to tell you
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  Speaker 1: what they think about everything. But I've lived in lots
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  Speaker 1: of areas where people cannot get enough of your time.
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  Speaker 1: What's nice about Russian oligarchs Sheiks, people from the United
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  Speaker 1: Arab Emirates, Chinese amusement park tycoons, people, Russian gangsters in
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  Speaker 1: the fertilizer business, Indian mining magnets, you know, Brazilian mining magnets.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's Brazil that has the mines.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But, like, you know what's really nice.
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  Speaker 1: About them is they really keep their opinions to themselves.
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  Speaker 1: They don't even want you to know that they are
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  Speaker 1: your neighbor. What a lovely idea. Now there's a premium
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  Speaker 1: to live in a building like that.
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  Speaker 2: There's one flat on sale.
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  Speaker 1: Flat means apartment for you American non-healthcare having scum suckers.
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  Speaker 2: That I have to see tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: But a flat in an apartment, and there's one flat
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  Speaker 1: on sale for five million. Don't think I didn't call
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  Speaker 1: my business manager. We can't do it, it's too out
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  Speaker 1: of range. And then the next one up is 17 million,
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  Speaker 1: but that is the premium that you pay, that is
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  Speaker 1: the premium that you pay to live in a building
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  Speaker 1: where people don't want you to know they also live there.
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  Speaker 1: Could there be a better arrangement? Seriously. Could there be
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  Speaker 1: a better arrangement in life than living in essentially a
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  Speaker 1: hotel for billionaire criminals? They keep to themselves. They don't
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  Speaker 1: bother you. They don't, they don't, oh, what do you
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  Speaker 1: think about the game, huh?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think about these trans kids in the schools?
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  Speaker 1: They don't get into that. Right from the Lambo to
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  Speaker 1: the apartment, that's it. They're not just going off on
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  Speaker 1: whatever the issue of the day is. They don't get
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  Speaker 1: on a soapbox. They're not trying to be heard. They're
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  Speaker 1: not getting you in the hallway. Did you see Tucker?
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  Speaker 1: You know, what they're doing now is they're making kids
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  Speaker 1: transition in gym class. See, you can get away from
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  Speaker 1: all that. I mean, that is the answer. It is
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  Speaker 1: the only answer. And you know, people are gonna get
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  Speaker 1: mad at me again. They're gonna go, well, how am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to live in one high part? Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: not my problem. I can't manage your life. I can't
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  Speaker 1: even live there. I'm just saying, as things go, as
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  Speaker 1: goals go, it's a much better situation for someone like
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  Speaker 1: me who's just a little tired of people's opinions. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a little tired of the unsolicited opinions of friends, neighbors, family, coworkers.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I am now seeing the value in the
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  Speaker 1: type of privacy that can only be attained by living
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  Speaker 1: with dictators who have a healthy degree of paranoia because
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  Speaker 1: many people want revenge on them for the things they've done.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice place to live. It's a lovely.
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, I like the guy from.
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  Speaker 1: The Spectator who came to the thing. He's very sweet. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he's shitting on One Hyde Park. And that
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  Speaker 1: guy lives in what, Putney or Scumsbury? Hey, shut up. Like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? He's like, oh, you can't
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  Speaker 1: live there. Oh, Knightsbridge, why would you want to live there? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: shut up. And I like him. But let's get real.
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  Speaker 1: If I come to London, and I may, this is
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  Speaker 1: the only spot for me. I can't live anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: Harrods is such a great fucking store. I don't fit
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  Speaker 1: in anything. I went to Christian Dior, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'll spend any amount of money. Do you have a 3X?
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  Speaker 1: And she said she did. Let me tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: the 3X would not have fit you I went into
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  Speaker 1: the dressing room with the 3X. It was like, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: putting that on, it was like I was on ayahuasca.
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  Speaker 1: Shapes were changing. I couldn't get my bearings. I'd stepped
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  Speaker 1: into another realm. I felt like I was on, air,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know, my hands looked bigger and smaller. I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to fit into this 3X and it was
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  Speaker 1: mortifying and it was terrible. Because the UK, it's different
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  Speaker 1: than America. It's very different, the size is here. And
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  Speaker 1: finally I came out and of course I didn't come
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  Speaker 1: out wearing it cuz I would have looked absurd. I
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  Speaker 1: came out and I was like, oh, you only have
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  Speaker 1: it navy blue. I wanted it in brown. And she's like,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have it in brown. I'm like, thank God.
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  Speaker 1: And I just ran out of there. But our agent
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  Speaker 1: likes Harrods, which is interesting because he's plus size. And
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't think he'd like Harrods. But then you go,
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  Speaker 1: they have three food courts in Harrods. So I go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're also selling ribeyes and sticky toffee pudding. So I
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  Speaker 1: get why he likes it. But, you know... I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is just a place for me, I've had enough.
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  Speaker 1: Ben's watched the Masters for the last ten hours. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lovely place to be. And then you just keep
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  Speaker 1: checking Twitter in America and everybody's fighting about Disney. People
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  Speaker 1: just screaming, there's people outside of Disney with the Ten Commandments. So,
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  Speaker 1: I think I want to get citizenship somewhere out. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dead serious. I want to get citizenship somewhere out.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it works out, and I kind of
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be a part of it anymore, whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is. On both sides, on the side where it's
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  Speaker 1: like they think every teacher's a groomer trying to fuck
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  Speaker 1: we should let three-year-olds... you know, cut their dicks off
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of math. On both sides, I can
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  Speaker 1: no longer participate in my country. I really don't even
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  Speaker 1: want to. It's become an embarrassment to live there. It's
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  Speaker 1: become an embarrassment to live in a country where many
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  Speaker 1: of our major streets are lined with tents that people
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  Speaker 1: Have they lost their minds? Well, they haven't because they
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  Speaker 1: know that it's such a great product. It's become embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: And I know Elon just bought, he's the largest shareholder
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  Speaker 1: in Twitter. Tell us about that.
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  Speaker 3: About 11%.
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  Speaker 1: It's big news because Elon Musk, what happened to the
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  Speaker 1: tunnel he was building between, what happened to the tunnels?
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  Speaker 1: Has he given up on the tunnels? Remember when I
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  Speaker 1: was on Rogan and we were talking about these magical tunnels,
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  Speaker 1: the Elon Musk, why don't you build a tunnel under
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  Speaker 1: Austin to help the traffic except the tunnel doesn't, you
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  Speaker 1: go underground and you never come above ground. The tunnel
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  Speaker 1: just leads and it just drops you into some like
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  Speaker 1: hole in the ground that you can never come out of.
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  Speaker 1: How about that? That'd be a great tunnel. But I
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  Speaker 1: guess we've given up on the tunnel, the ambitious tunnel
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  Speaker 1: system that was going to get rid of traffic. And
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  Speaker 1: there's the Mars expedition. But now he's buying Twitter, which
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  Speaker 1: I'm for. I like the idea that he wants free
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  Speaker 1: speech back on Twitter. But I think the better idea
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  Speaker 1: is to just shut Twitter the fuck down. That's everybody's
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  Speaker 1: real take that really thinks about it. The best thing
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  Speaker 1: to do would be to stop trying to make meaningful
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  Speaker 1: arguments in 140 characters or less. Get the fuck off
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  Speaker 1: it and move to One Hyde Park and Knightsbridge. And
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  Speaker 1: if you can't do that, kill yourself because there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: else to do. Maybe Pollock's Peak in Hong Kong, perhaps,
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  Speaker 1: but the language barrier is something. It's not nothing over there.
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  Speaker 1: But that is also, I guess, and there's smog. But,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, so what's he doing? Tell everyone what Elon
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  Speaker 1: Musk is doing on Twitter. Elon Musk bought 10%. How
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  Speaker 1: much of Twitter did he buy?
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  Speaker 3: He bought 9% of Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: 9% of Twitter. How many shares is that, Benjamin?
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  Speaker 3: Let's see, because he made quite some cash on here.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and some of the people at Twitter are mad.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, Elon made me money, but I still don't
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  Speaker 1: like him.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: It's $ 3 billion, and then it surged by 26% in
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  Speaker 3: response to the news, the stock.
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  Speaker 2: Well, lovely. And now what's he doing?
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to get an edit button, and he's got
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  Speaker 1: some concerns about the draconian.
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  Speaker 2: Policies we're seeing on a lot of these tech sites.
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  Speaker 2: Good for him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants to open source the algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? Speak English.
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  Speaker 3: The choice of which algorithm to use or not should
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  Speaker 3: be open to everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. So you could go on what, like a hate timeline?
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  Speaker 1: You go, I want to go on a hate timeline today.
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  Speaker 3: You could curate whatever you want to see.
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  Speaker 1: You could curate whatever you want. So it's just not
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  Speaker 1: only Twitter feeding. You can feed yourself. You can go,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go on a timeline of just celebrities
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  Speaker 1: and shootings. I want Kardashians and school shootings today. That's
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  Speaker 1: my mood. I want to oscillate between meaningless celebrity gossip
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  Speaker 1: and the bodies of dead children. You can pick and choose.
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  Speaker 1: You can curate your timeline. I want a little QAnon today.
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  Speaker 1: I want a little QAnon today, and I'd like some
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  Speaker 1: motivational speaking. I want some Bitcoin and Q. I want
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  Speaker 1: a little Q and a little coin on the timeline today.
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  Speaker 1: That's what my timeline is. It's just Bitcoin, trans people,
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  Speaker 1: and QAnon-related activities. That is my entire Twitter timeline. It's Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin. Trans, trans, trans.
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  Speaker 2: And still some.
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  Speaker 1: you know, rehabilitated version of QAnon that still lives on
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  Speaker 1: to this day. that involves Ukraine and Hillary and Hunter
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  Speaker 1: Biden and Trump and everything. And I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: on Hunter Biden's laptop. The guy just fled to Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: The media clearly wanted Biden to win. They sandbagged the
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  Speaker 1: Hunter Biden laptop story. They said it was Russian disinformation.
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  Speaker 1: They lied. They wanted Biden to win.
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  Speaker 2: They had a dog in the fight.
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  Speaker 1: And they, you know, so if you're still like, this
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  Speaker 1: whole idea that the media is even objective or ever
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  Speaker 1: was objective is not true.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fallacy.
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  Speaker 1: So if you believe that, I guess you're perpetually shocked
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  Speaker 1: by all of these things.
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  Speaker 2: But there is another media.
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  Speaker 1: Where they did report on the story, or as much
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  Speaker 1: of the story as they could report on. Obviously, the
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  Speaker 1: mainstream carries a lot of weight, and they were the
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  Speaker 1: ones that kind of diminished the story, but it was
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  Speaker 1: still out there. What is on the laptop? He's smoking crack.
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  Speaker 1: Who takes all these photos of themselves smoking crack?
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  Speaker 2: Has anyone asked that question? Why are you photographing? I
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  Speaker 2: understand if you're fucking a hooker and you think it's hot.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. It's still not a good idea to just take 80,000 images.
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  Speaker 1: How many images are there?
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  Speaker 3: There's lots.
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  Speaker 1: How many? But why does he have, like, 20,000 images
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  Speaker 1: of him smoking crack?
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  Speaker 3: I never even thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: Is he being blackmailed? But they're on his laptop. It's
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  Speaker 1: so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just cracked out in motels in most of them.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: It's weird stuff.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: But no one thought Biden was going to win, so
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: he's a weird guy to blackmail Hunter Biden.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: But, well, his dad was the VP.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Biden was the VP. But so I'm wondering, like, maybe
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: this is a blackmail thing, but why would you have
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: thousands of photos? There's photos of him just sleeping in
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: bed with a crack pipe hanging out of his mouth.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: And you go, can someone explain to me Who took
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: that photo?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I guess a hooker?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's orgy photos too, orgy pics, him with hookers.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Where are the orgy pics? I mean, I saw one
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: He was like, he had a hooker's, he was like
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: choking her out with a stocking or something.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I saw one with Squirtle on the bed, a stuffed Squirtle,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: him and a hooker.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Is that a Pokemon?
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: It's a Pokemon. He's like pretending to bang her from
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: the back, and there's just a Squirtle in the.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Corner of the room. He's an artist. I mean, the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: guy's an artist, right? So, I mean, is it really
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: appropriate to go through all of his sexual peccadillos? He's
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: an artist. The man's an artist who was involved with
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: a gas company in the Ukraine. For his art.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: What was he doing in the Ukraine?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, there was a, he had a deal with a
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: gas company there, but he also had some sort of,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to look this up real quick, but. Supposedly,
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: that might have been a distraction from their dealings with China, too,
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: because they were investing in some companies over there.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: What qualifications does he have to do any of this? No,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I'm curious. Did he go to school? Did he graduate
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: from school? Did Hunter Biden get a degree in anything?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: And is it in any type of field that would
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: make you imagine... that he has some kind of expertise
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: in energy.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, so he went to Georgetown University.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: And then after that, he went to Yale Law School.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, so at one point, he was somewhat qualified. But okay,
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and what did he get into? He's a lawyer?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Let's see here.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And of course, daddy helps get you into all these places.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not blind, but if you get through them, if
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you get through Georgetown and you get through Yale... you
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: at least have some level of, you know, I can
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: understand how he got involved in whatever scam he was doing.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: He's an attorney, so he has a Bachelor of Arts
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: degree in history from Georgetown University, and then he became
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: a lawyer after that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: So it's just MFA in law. How does he get
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: involved with the Ukraine? How does he get involved? Because
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: we're trying to figure out the real story here because
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: my Twitter timeline says that he's run, you know, the
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: whole game... Hillary and him. And all of these people
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: are undeterred. They're not dissuaded by the fact that everything
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: they've believed hasn't come true. Nobody's in Gitmo. Nobody's... There's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: been no, you know, like, any type of reckoning in
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the way they imagined. And yet the.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Troubling amount of schizophrenics in the country....
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to weave through that narrative and find
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: what's true. We know he smokes crack. That's beyond any
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: type of debate, I don't think. That's not a conspiracy theory.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He enjoys crack cocaine. He likes hookers, and that goes
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: along with crack. If you're going to smoke crack, you
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: don't go read to kids in libraries. You fuck hookers.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: My curiosity is why he's involved with the Ukraines. here.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Uh, it actually, I have to go to the BBC.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: We got to edit a few jokes out of my
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: special because the Ukraine is just, unfortunately, you know, you
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: do a few light bits and then, uh, you know, the, the,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: there's bodies everywhere. And I mean, it's just like, Hey,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: you know, it's, you know, it's just, we got to
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: get a few of the bits got to get edited
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: out of the special. They were throwaway bit, you know,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: a couple of one-liners in the front, but And we
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: don't know if we're going to drop the specials in
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: an hour or if we're going to just drop it
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: in eclipse. We don't know yet.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Nobody watches an hour.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: We're debating that. But we've got to get the Ukraine
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: out because maybe Putin uses a chemical weapon or a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: dirty bomb in there. Maybe, I don't know what happens,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: but it's getting to the point now where it's not
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: that it was ever funny, but it's just getting to
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the point where it's really not funny.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: It's to a point now where I feel like it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: in poor taste.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: To do a few of the, you know, lower the
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: gas price bits that we were, that I was doing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Things you've heard on the podcast already, and they were
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: going over well, but, you know, it's unfortunate. Now, they
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: had a thing in Bukha. Bukha, I don't know how
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: to say it, but, you know, the Russian troops went
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: in there, and are, I mean, the term is massacre. Massacre.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: The term is, you know, I'm not there, but it's certainly,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: you know, from the pictures and from people that are,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, reporting from the Ukraine, it certainly
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: doesn't look good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: 300 plus found dead.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. 300 plus.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not, you know, I mean, it's bad, but
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: just in pure numbers, to be honest, pure numbers. I mean,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: we've done 300. Easy. Easy. So it is, you know,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: but I'm not, I'm not one of these people who
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: excuses everything the Russians do.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Like just people on Twitter. Now that we're everything the
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Russians do, they're like.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Well, let's take a look at this. And I'm like, no, no, no.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I think, I think a sovereign country was invaded.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Russia's in the wrong. It's, you know, I mean, I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: still don't want a nuclear war. I still don't think
• 25:24
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• 25:27
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  Speaker 1: to find out what Hunter Biden is up to in
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: the Ukraine?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah. I was looking at the China stuff, too,
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: which was interesting.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: What's he doing in China?
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, so... What kind of crack they have over in China? So,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: from an email from Hunter Biden in August 2017, it
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: indicated he was receiving a $ 10 million annual fee from
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: a Chinese billionaire for introductions alone, though it is unclear
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: who was involved in alleged introductions. And it says... In 2013,
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Hunter flew aboard Air Force Two with his father, who
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: was then vice president, on an official visit to Beijing
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: where the younger Biden met investment banker Jonathan Lee. Hunter
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: told the New Yorker he just met him for a
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: cup of coffee, but 12 days after the trip, a
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: private equity fund, BHR Partners, was approved by the Chinese authorities.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Lee was chief executive, and Hunter was a board member.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: He would hold a 10% stake. Yeah, okay.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: He resigned from the board of BHR in April 2020,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: but still held his 10% stake in BHR as of
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: July this year. So then the New York Post reported
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: in April 2015, in which.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: An advisor to Burisma....
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Right, that's the big one. I don't know if I'm
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: saying it right. Burisma, Burisma.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: It's a gas company in the Ukraine, right? Natural gas.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: And then the email apparently thanked Hunter Biden for inviting
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: him to meet his father in Washington. Hunter was a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: director on the board of a Ukrainian-owned private energy company.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Hunter was killing it. Like, he was doing well. This
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: is what they do, these people, the politicians, you know?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: At what point did he throw this all away to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: just smoke crack? Do you know what I mean? Like,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to analyze it from that perspective. Like, here's
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: a guy, daddy's the VP, he's making all the introductions,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: he's getting paid real money. At what point does the
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: crack addiction just become untenable where.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: He can no longer perform said duties?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You know, and I'm sure all of this is shady
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: and underhanded and whatever and But at what point, why
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: is Hunter not out in front?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Where is Hunter? These are questions I have. Where is he?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: What happened? Why is he not more like, what is
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: the deal? Did they just put him somewhere for the election?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, is the guy not like Roger Clinton or
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Tiffany Trump, the fat daughter? Did they just put them somewhere?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Where is Hunter Biden right now? Is he in One
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Hyde Park? Is he next to us?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I think he's in Malibu.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Is he in the boo?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: This is from The Guardian three days ago. Is Hunter
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: in the boo? Secret Service renting mansion for over $ 30, 000
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: to protect Hunter Biden. They chose the Malibu property to
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: be as close as possible to the president's son, report says.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Dream dinner. Me. You. Hunter Biden. Caitlyn Jenner.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, in Malibu.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Sunset. No boo.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Just beautiful. With two great, with two patriots.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Four, if you count us. So Hunter Biden's in Malibu.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to, he's a wild guy. His brother
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: died and he started banging his brother's wife. Yeah. Some
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: of that's on her though, right? Hunter's just kind of
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: being Hunter in that scenario. Some of that has got
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: to be on her. What kind of woman starts banging
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: the crackhead? So now, they refused... Get Jen Psaki up,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: who refuses to answer any questions about Hunter Biden. Now,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: this idiot... Here's where I'm having trouble with all this.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: You got this guy. He brings his laptop in for
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: a repair.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: In Delaware.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: What kind of crack is he on?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And I've said this before on the show, where he's, like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't he have access... Why is he bringing his lap?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he have a guy?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: You would think, right?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Why is he bringing? What is he going to the
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: geek squad? What is he doing?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: He's getting 10 mil a year to set up investment
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: bankers in China. Why is he?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm confused, but I guess he's smoking crack.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: So all of the holes in the Hunter Biden story
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: go back to the fact that he's smoking krill, which
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: is a nickname for crack from the old days when
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I was out there misbehaving.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Never like Hunter, but it wasn't great.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I got Jen Psaki here. You want to hear her?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they refused to even, they pretend like this
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: guy's not alive. They act like Hunter Biden doesn't exist.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: A lot of stories about Hunter Biden surfacing this week.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: So to ensure the independence of the investigation, would the
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: president support the appointment of a special counsel?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Well, first, the president has never had a conversation with
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: the Department of Justice about any investigations into any member
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: of his family. He said that during the campaign, and
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: he will continue to abide by that. So I'd point
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: you to the Department of Justice for any additional.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Steps they would take. They would make those decisions independently.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Is there any concern that they're not going to be
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: necessarily independently if the White House chief of staff is
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: out saying that the president is confident his son did
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: not break the law?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: Well, that's something the president has said, and certainly we
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: would echo. But in the same answer to that question, Peter,
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: during an interview this week on ABC, Ron Klain also
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: said the Justice Department is independent and they will make
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: their own decisions.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: And the president has said that he never spoke to
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: his son about his overseas business dealings. Is that still
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: the case?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yes. That's a lie.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: But I don't know what Hunter did that was illegal
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: that can be proved.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I know Hunter's done a lot of things that are illegal.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: White collar, blue collar, all kinds of, you know. But
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what can be proved. Is it a
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: campaign finance violation?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Because this is what they do all the time. They
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: make a lot of money. They make introductions. I'm unaware
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: of what he, I mean, obviously the crack and the hookers.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But then the QAnon people are.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Going, there's proof of human trafficking on his laptop, which
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: maybe is true. I don't know. I don't know, but
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the Justice Department is looking into.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen that confirmed. We're not going to.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: See it confirmed. I don't even think they mean CP.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure the QAnon people do, but I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: think they mean like trafficked hookers. We also have to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: stop the idea that every hooker is human traffic. Can
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: we cut it out? Everyone with a shit job is
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: human trafficked. Everybody was thrown in a van and taken
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: to Denny's without a choice. This is how some people
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: make a living. So, yes, some of them may be trafficked,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: but some of them are just showing up to make
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: a living. So I just where I just don't know.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: So this guy's in like hiding in Malibu.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: And he's not.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Can he make a statement?
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I guess probably lawyers are advising him not to. This
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: is from February.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I imagine they're advising him not to.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is from February 27th.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: So, again, go into this now for people that are
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: like me. They're behind the eight ball because I don't
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: even live in America anymore, so I don't really give
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I just want to hang out with Boris Johnson.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: So now, all right, so take us back to this
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: entire thing with, like, this guy that discovered the laptop
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: just fled to, I believe, Sweden? Yeah. It's on Drudge.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He fears retaliation from the White House.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Supposedly, he's downloading thousands of images off the Hunter Biden laptop.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: And was this a guy that he brought it to originally?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: You know, this guy has fled the country, which I get,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: because he doesn't want, you know, he doesn't want the
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: old Michael Hastings treatment. Here for the Daily Mail whistleblower
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: who handed Hunter's abandoned laptop to congressmen Dailymail.com reveals he
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: has 450 gigabytes of deleted material, including 80,000 images and videos,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and has fled to Switzerland, okay, fearing retaliation from the
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: White House. Who has 80,000 images? That's crazy. On their laptop, right?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: There's something here, folks.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: And 120,000 emails. That's insane. That's insane.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: There's something here, folks. I don't know what it is,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: but I'm coming at this in a non-ideological way. I'm
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: just looking. If any of this is true, 120,000 archived emails. Well,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: the emails are not as much of a thing for me. 80,000 images?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: That does make you think there's something wrong. You know
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Right. That he's paying for large transfers of images to
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: have on his laptop. He clearly didn't take them. so
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: then who knows what it was. But let me take
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: you through it real quick.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Don't you understand when you got rid of Jeffrey and Ghislaine,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: this is what happens. You have crackheads running the show now.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Let's be very honest about it. Look at where Jeffrey
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: and Ghislaine lived. Ghislaine came from England. Look, it's not right.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: We know it's not right, okay? But if you're going
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to run a global human trafficking ring, do you want
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Ghislaine Maxwell, who spent her life mixing with royals, knows
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: which fork to use with a salad, wears probably vintage Cavalli,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing, doesn't look great. The hair, she kind of
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: looked like a wet dog sometimes. Did the best she
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: could with what she had. She's not a great beauty.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: It's the UK. It's not Brazil. The women are what
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: they are. But the point is, do you want her...
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: and Epstein, a little egg penis Brooklyn math teacher. Do
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: you want them or do you want this guy smoking
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: rock in Malibu whose father's got dementia, fucking his dead
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: brother's wife? Do you see what I mean? It's a
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: terribly unpopular point I'm making and it's hard to make.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: but it involves the realities of the world. Ooh, I
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: saw a light go on in one Hyde Park. Go on,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: go back into this. Where is this man from Switzerland?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: And let's get him on the program.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, so let's see here. So his name is Jack Maxey.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Can we, if we release this special in clips, can
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: we release 5,000 Hunter Biden images with every comedy clip
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I release? Can we make a deal with him? Get
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: our fat agent on the phone. Say that we're going
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: to do a drop. Every Monday, it's going to be
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: a comedy drop with 15,000 images from Hunter Biden's laptop.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Can't we?
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an NFT, right? Yeah, maybe.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Bitcoin conferences this weekend.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: We didn't go. We're in London.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: We don't live in America. We're not going to some
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: big convention center.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, so he gave Daily Mail.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't pay us what we wanted, but go on.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: He gave a copy of the hard drive from Hunter's
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: abandoned laptop in the spring of 2021. He also gave
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: copies and material from it to the Washington Post, New
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: York Times, and Senator Chuck Grassley.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that fell on deaf ears. They had no interest.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The New York Times is like, delete.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: He claims they all sat on it for months. For
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: the past two weeks, and this is from February 27th,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Maxie has been hiding in Zurich, working with IT experts
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: to dig out more data from The Laptop from Hell.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: He's a former co-host of... The Laptop from Hell.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: What a great book. And now, ABC's Movie of the Week,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: The Laptop from Hell. This guy looks like a class act.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Well, he's a co-host of ex-Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon's podcast,
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: The War Room.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Is this who Whitney Webb is trying to set me
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: up with?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, is it? I don't know.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: If it is, then we'll get him on the show.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: This is named Maxie. His name's Maxie.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem. There's no problem killing us.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why this guy goes, he goes, if I'm
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: going to go on a show, I'll go on this thing.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: They'll kill them. Steve Bannon probably told him, kill these fucks.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Steve Bannon's like, don't get me killed. Get a younger
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: version of me killed. And I don't agree with Steve
• 41:19
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• 41:22
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• 41:27
  Speaker 1: this is who she's trying to set us up with,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: we'll have this guy on. We'll go to Switzerland tomorrow.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Can you message her and ask her, is it this guy?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Because we will interview, tell her, go, is it this guy?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: We will go to Switzerland tomorrow and and interview this guy.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I will go to Switzerland tomorrow, and we will interview
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: this guy later in the week, if this is what
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I think it is. But if it's not, I mean,
• 41:51
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• 41:54
  Speaker 1: if it's this guy, I'm not trying to get killed either,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: but I mean, at least let's get killed over something. 80,000 images,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. I've got like 40 images on my phone,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: and 15 of them are of scones.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Was this guy a former White House staffer for Trump?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Is he? I don't know, Ben. You're the one who
• 42:16
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• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think he is.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I'm the comic genius and the cultural commentator. You're the
• 42:22
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• 42:26
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• 42:28
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• 42:43
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• 42:55
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• 42:59
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  Speaker 3: He's not from Switzerland, but he's hiding in Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: So he's got 80,000 images from this laptop.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: So he has spent the last few months just jerking off.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: He says there's images of drug trafficking, prostitution, and criminal activity.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, we know that.
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  Speaker 3: And he's going to make it all public, is what
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  Speaker 3: he says.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a crime after the fact?
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  Speaker 1: Like, it might be. Can he be charged for that?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: If a photo comes out with you smoking crack with
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: a prostitute, Ben, and I pray every day it does,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: if a photo comes out, can they charge you with
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a crime?
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I think so, but Jack said that the FBI never
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: filed Hunter Biden's laptop into evidence. Who's Jack? The Jack Maxey.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. The guy.
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  Speaker 3: So he said the FBI just ignored it. You see
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: time and time again where they go to the FBI,
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: they give them a bunch of evidence.
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  Speaker 2: And they just ignore it. I don't know.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I have a good amount of faith in the FBI,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: and they really seem to follow up on everything. I mean,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: from my experience, they do. I mean, what is the
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  Speaker 1: FBI not followed up on?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're just... They just get it done.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the order. Here's the handoff.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: The only thing the FBI doesn't follow up on is
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the crimes that the FBI themselves have initiated and curated,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: which is the vast majority of things they're investigating.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, so in 2019, the laptop was abandoned at the
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Delaware computer store. The owner, his name is John Mack Isaac.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: He gave a copy to Trump's lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: then passed it on to Maxie. So then he says,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: I came here so that we could do a forensic
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: examination of Hunter's laptop safely in a country that still
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: respects human liberty and the ideals of liberal democratic principles
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: and great chocolate. He said, I do not believe this
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: would have been possible inside the United States. We had
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: numerous attempts on us from trying. to do things like
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: this there. Maxie said that after contacting Daily Mail about
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: the laptop last year, black suburban SUVs appeared outside his
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: house and former U.S. intelligence officer friends. They were maybe
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: trying to protect him. Oh, maybe, yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: That's probably what was happening. They were probably trying to
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: protect him.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: He said he kept receiving strange calls and former U.S.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: intelligence officers, friends he shared copies with, told him that
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: they received strange calls. I showed this to a friend
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: of mine in desperation in February 2021 because nobody would
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: listen to me. No news organizations would take it. In fact,
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: the very first major news organization to take it was
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Daily Mail. Very dear friends of mine, the sharp tip
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: of the spear, were making welfare calls to me every
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: day basically to see if I was still alive. Maxie
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: claimed one former intelligence agency's senior staffer told him soon
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: after he received the hard drive in 2020, if you
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: don't release enough of this so that they know you
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: can release all of it, I'm telling you, brother, you're
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: a dead man. Maxie took their advice in October 2020
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: and posted batches of emails and other files from the
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: laptop on file sharing sites. But after an hour, the
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: links were taken down. Maxie says he believes the U.S.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: government was hunting down files from the laptop, posted online,
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: and flagged them to the companies. There were five drop boxes,
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: two in the U.S., one in New Zealand, two in
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: the U.K.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You know what's the most disturbing thing about this whole story?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Because Biden has, like, dementia and Alzheimer's. Like, he has
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: to keep explaining to him what's happening. All right, so
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: sit down.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go over this again. Your son is on crack.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Bo? No, Bo's dead. Hunter? Yes. Hunter's on crack. He's
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: fucking hookers. And he's got a lot of shady deals
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: in the Ukraine. And they've got to probably do that
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: three or four times a week with him. So this
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: is a full-scale kind of all-out war to prevent what's
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: ever on this laptop getting out because best case, it's
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: really embarrassing. But I think worst case, it proves there's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: some criminal activity. So now I'm getting it. It's coming
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: together more.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: And the bigger thing is what Trump tried to make
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: issue out of Hunter Biden's dealings with Ukraine, Russia, and China,
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: which included high-paid consultancies and gifts and allegations that his V.P.,
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Joe Biden had shaped American foreign policy in Ukraine to
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: benefit his son.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a little bit of a stretch because the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: foreign policy in Ukraine has always been designed to benefit
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the United States of America, which is a country that
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: is based on fraud and deception and lies. And so,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure what's good for the goose is
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: good for the gander. You know, it's like, yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, Hunter's not the only businessman running over there
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: smoking crack with hookers, you know, putting his fucking beak
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: in the trough. You know, not that... By the way,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: it's completely inappropriate when your father's the vice president, but
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: it's not like American policy isn't that anyway. Like, I'm
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: sure America's goal is not out there to spread democracy.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: America's goal is to be out there to get, you know,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: willing trading partners and trade routes and... control of ports and, uh,
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: you know, all kinds of things. And, you know, they want, uh, economic,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: you have economic interests in all of these countries. So yeah,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I have no doubt. That doesn't mean it's, it's, it's
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: good that, you know, Putin's over there in Buka making
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: soup out of people, but for sure, let's be, let's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: be honest about what America's interest in the Ukraine is.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: We didn't give a fuck about the Ukraine. America's interest
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: in the Ukraine is a, is a financial and, uh,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: geopolitical strategy, like every country, just like Russia's interest, just
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: like China's interest. But what's interesting about this laptop is
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: all of this came out because a crackhead abandoned a
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: laptop in a... Why would you even have a laptop fixed?
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: It's just such a... I mean, people got to look
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: at Hunter and be like, what the fuck? I mean,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Jill seems pretty with it. It's her son, right? You
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: wonder if she calls him and goes, you know, you're
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: a real disgrace. I mean, this is black sheep in
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: a family. The literal term black sheep is to abandon
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: a laptop with 80,000 images of you smoking crack and
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: punching hookers and then 120,000 e-mails saying, of shady business
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: dealings in China and the Ukraine while your father is
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: running for president.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: His mom died in a car accident, by the way.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: It wasn't Jill. Just correcting.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Well, this is maybe why he's using the crack, right?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's problems there. The Biden family has problems.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was disturbed by the fact that his father
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: kept referring to the inner cities as jungles.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Maybe that made him start....
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe that made him start experimenting with out-of-mind experiences.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: So Jen Psaki, who, by the way, has the energy
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: of a woman scorned, right?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Like, every time you see her, she's just the energy
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: of a woman who was told, like, an hour earlier. Like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: she has the energy of a woman who finds a
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: text from her husband's lover on her phone, and it's
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: a man or something, you know? Like, She is just,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, God. And supposedly she's leaving, right? She's going
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to MSNBC because they're going to pay her a lot
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: of money. That's what I heard, that Jen Psaki is leaving.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: But they're just, they're pretending this doesn't exist, but this
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: is going to kind of be.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, MSNBC.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: The only way this doesn't get bigger is if this
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: implicates some Republicans too. I don't know. You know, I mean.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It would shock me if it did because, I mean,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: they're an honest, upstanding crew. But, I mean, perhaps there's
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: some bipartisan shenanigans. You know, is he the only picture
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: on there with the hookers and the blow? It's so
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: weird to me to take that many photos. When you
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: have that many photos on your own fucking laptop, God,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: are you an idiot. God, are you an idiot. It
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: seems to me, could it be possible he's being blackmailed?
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: There's some level of blackmail. They're emailing him these photos.
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was supposedly, so not only does he
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: have a child with London Roberts.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Now, who's London Roberts?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: He has a three-year-old unacknowledged child, supposedly.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: On top of all of this, he's not a good father?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, now I'm starting to question his character.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: She's a stripper.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: I am really, really losing my faith in America.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Right now. Hunter Biden has a child that he refuses
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: to acknowledge with someone named London Robert. And with the
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: first name of London, she is, shockingly, a stripper.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Is this child trans?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Because I want to spend four hours talking about that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: And only that. Where is London Roberts at? Can we
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: get her on the show?
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Probably. He also stayed with a woman named Zoe Keston,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: who's like a lingerie and textile designer. Spent five hours
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: giving testimony on Biden's spending, where he would stay at
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, where in 2018 he
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: was preoccupied with cooking crack cocaine.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Hard not to like him. I mean, to be honest
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: with you, he stays at really cool places. It's hard
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: for me to judge a substance abuser. As long as
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: all the women were of age that he was choking,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and as long as it was consensual BDSM, it's hard
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: to get mad at a guy who's just trying to
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: get his beak wet in the Ukraine and smoke a
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: little krill with a few ladies. But again, it's not
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: right if his father is making policy decisions that's at
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: all influenced by his son. But I don't, I mean,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: that seems like a weird.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Thing, but not impossible.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: But again, I think the policy is just like, yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: we want to pillage to Ukraine. Like we just want to,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: so Hunter's just like, let's send Hunter's like the Marines.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Did you send them in first? Let's send Hunter in.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Let's see what happens. He'll, he'll find out where all
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: the good brothels are. He'll figure out where you can score,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you know, And then we'll get the rest of the
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: fucking ugly Americans, great Ben Mezenrich book.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: We'll get the rest of them over there to do
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: the same thing. But where are we at now?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's not been charged with anything. We have
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: this guy in Switzerland going, I'm going to release photos
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: of the laptop.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: And they're looking into whether Hunter Biden correctly met tax
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: obligations during a period in which, by his own telling,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: he was being paid $ 50, 000 a month by Ukrainian firm Burisma.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Are Biden's financial ties to foreign figures and businesses while
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: his father served as Barack Obama's number two? So they're
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: also looking to the tax thing. But obviously, people say
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: illegal lobbying was also an issue that shadowed Trump throughout
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: his presidency.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: All the people right now that are worrying about what
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: your kids learn in school, which is something you should
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: worry about. But don't you see what your kids end
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: up doing to you in the long run? Don't you
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: get it? You're worried about what your kids are learning
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: in school, but let me tell you right now, it's
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: only a matter of time before they're smoking crack in
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Hong Kong, fucking you all up.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: Or Shanghai.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Whatever. Kiev don't you understand that it comes back to
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: bite you stop with the helicopter parenting they need to
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: learn responsibility and if they cut their dick off and
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: they don't want it and they want their dick back
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: well that's a big oops I'm against That, by the way.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I'm against them cutting their dicks off. I'm thrown by
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: this whole Hunter Biden thing. I think there's something there. 80,000
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: images is very weird. It's very strange.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Regardless, the federal tax probe is moving forward. A federal
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: grand jury has heard testimony in recent months about income
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: and payments he received while serving on the Ukraine Energy
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Company board.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Well, we'll leave it there because we just don't have
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: that much more info, but I'm sure that we'll be
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: getting more info. I'd love to interview this guy in Switzerland.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He's not going to grant an interview to me. We
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: could really get involved with the trash British press here.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Like if we stayed here and lived here, we could
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: like do something with the Daily Mail, kind of real,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: you know, this could really be, we could really carve
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: out an identity. What do you think? You've only been
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: in the country for a few days, but what are
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: your impressions of it? What do you think? I love Dublin.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I met a guy there that was really awesome, and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I'll see him again. You know, Dublin was a really
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: cool place. You know, I connected to it as an
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Irish person. But this is kind of, whereas Dublin is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: my heritage, this is your heritage.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Because I explained to.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: You, I'm ethnic. I'm Irish. My grandparents came off the boat.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You know, they had Gaelic sayings on the wall. the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: parties that were singing and fighting, and there's grudges, and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: it's Irish. It's Irish Catholic repressed things. But you were
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: really a WASP, and this is your heritage, which is
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: kind of quiet, people, golf, somewhat dull, autistic, eccentric to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: a degree, you know, Seville Rose suits, you know, leather boots, cardigan, like...
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: This is where you kind of come from. Horses, gray,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: oceanic climate, a little humid and windy, cold, water. There's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: something about this area that very much is your heritage.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Do you connect? To this area, kind of the way
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I connected to Ireland when I saw a lot of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: people that were drunk and political reactionaries wandering around the park.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Do you connect at all to the UK? It's kind
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: of a very dry, dull, but in a really good way, right?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: It's like London's the financial capital of the world. It's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: like a big, it's a big bank and everybody, you know, so.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: It's nice. People aren't screaming and yelling. It's very civilized. No,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: it's very civilized.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, Ray, Kahn made a great point. It's like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: we don't live in a civilized country in America. We don't.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, we just don't.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: The people who are so- Marjorie.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Taylor Greene is threatening Jimmy Kimmel.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: What? She said her husband will beat him up. She
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: went to the cops because she said, he said, where's
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Will Smith when you need her? She goes, he's threatening
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: to kill me. Again, it's just not a civilized country.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: People are attacking each other at the Academy Award. It's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: just not. It's a grotesque.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: It's a fun house.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: It's a circus. And I don't live there anymore, so
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I don't really judge it. I just, I live at
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: One High Park. But do you connect to this? Do
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: you connect to this area?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, absolutely. These are my... I guess you're not
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: supposed to say these are my people.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: I like the tea. I like the clotted cream. I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: like that people dress nice. I like that it's quiet.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: The clotted cream is great.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: I thought it was butter. It was so good. People
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: love golf over here. And nobody's walking around with political
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: statements on their shirts. People smell very nice. They have
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: good hygiene. I mean, what's there not to love about it?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: No one's screaming. I love that no one's screaming and yelling.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Nobody's screaming. Everybody's calm. Now, Ireland, there's a little more fire.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: They're still talking about the reunification of Ireland. I mean,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: they'll never stop with that. But the guy that I met,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: he had an Irish accent. And there's something very attractive
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: about an Irish act. Don't you agree?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: About an Irish accent?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you think it's very attractive?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: It's the most musical accent where their voice is like
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: an instrument they're kind of playing.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: There's something attractive about that particular accent, you know?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: I think that's universally.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I think it's universally.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Believed.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: For straight guys, I think it's the Latin accent and maybe...
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe Irish makes sense too, I guess.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Straight guys is the Latin accent.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: I think so, right?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You tell me.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Because it's the silver-tongued lady who gets you to take
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: your ring off. She's a silver-tongued devil, and she's sort
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: of sliding here and there.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: You're saying Latin people are devils?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I'm saying.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: I'm missing it.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: They're tempting you. I'm not saying they're devils. Well, I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: guess I kind of am, if you think about it.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: You're saying that Latin women are trying to take your money.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: I think they sort of fit in the role of
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: the siren a little bit more.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: What about a Jew broad Long Island accent? Like Susie Essman.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Doesn't that make you want to just come? Isn't that attractive? No,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: but I think a dude on a guy in Irish
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: accent is very attractive. But you're right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: On a woman, it's probably less attractive.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just watched an Irish film starring a woman.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: It was scary. Because you imagine an Irish woman just
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: having babies and just on the street and being like, oh, father,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: we don't have the money?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: They all play changelings in films where they're like demons
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: and stuff. It's very scary.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, in real life, they, you know. They don't
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: change nearly enough. But no, an Irish dude, that accent
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: on a guy is very attractive. But perhaps, I don't know, perhaps.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: The uncircumcised penis, I think, is fine. It's not a
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: big adjustment. It's not a huge adjustment to make. I
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: thought it would be more of an adjustment. What do
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you think about the uncircumcised penis?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: Isn't it? I've always heard that they have more nerves
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: in their penis.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You'd have to ask. I don't know.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: That's what I've heard. So then you're more likely to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: come quicker, so you're not as good in bed, typically, if.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: You have the skin. Well, I think most people that
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: I have sex with are on medication, so I don't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: think that nobody's coming immediately. You know? You have to
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: put work in. Everyone now that's under 25 is, you know... Mm-hmm. It's,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you know, everybody's on some... Like, I should get on some. Like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: I should get on... I come too quickly because I'm
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: not on... I'm not on a pill. I should be
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: on a pill. You know? Maybe I should go to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: the doctor and go, can I get on a pill
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: because I want to come later? Because everybody now is
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: just coming later and they're happier during the day.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: So they're happier during the day, not filled with fear
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: and hatred during the day.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: And then they come, you know, after a while. Maybe,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: And some people just not at all. I don't know.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Some people just don't come anymore.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Some people go off their SSRIs so they can jack
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: off more, and they end up having to go to
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: mental hospitals and stuff. Because they're tired of not being
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: able to get their dick up anymore. So they go
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: off the meds so they can get back into jacking off.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: They miss jacking off, and then they go crazy. Pretty wild.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: What corner of the internet do you just spend most
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: of your time on?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: There's... The show in New Orleans is canceled. No one
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: bought tickets. Sorry, Robert Pattinson. Supposedly he was going to come.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I heard from Dasha.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: He's so good.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: On Red Scare. What does he do again?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Good Time, the Safety Brothers movie?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Is he an actor? Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: He's in Batman. The Batman.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: I can't be involved. I don't know what goes on.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: American culture to me is so uninteresting that I just
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: don't really... But I imagine that I imagine some people
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: will see that film and enjoy it. But I feel
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: bad because him and I think him and the Suki Waterhouse,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: you know, his you know, they were going to maybe
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: come to that show. I heard. But maybe that's not true.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: But I feel bad. But nobody bought tickets. So we
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: got to cut it loose. I'm sorry. I don't know
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: what happened.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: But every other show is gone. I mean, we've sold
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: like 300 tickets.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: The theater's got like, you know, what are we doing here?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: I thought there'd be more.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: But, you know, everybody in that city is just drunk.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: And so anyway, sorry. But every other show is going
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: off as planned. And then we're in Australia. We're adding
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: shows in Sydney and Melbourne. I think in Brisbane. And
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: we're going to rock out. And then the tour's over.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: And then we'll figure out, are we going to drop
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: this thing as an hour? Are we going to drop
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: it in clips? We don't care about your opinion. But
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: it might be more fun to just drop it in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: like five minute sections once a week i don't know
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: because i mean it's an hour does anyone watch an
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: hour who's this ben you love golf.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: That's a jordan speed he's going through a pretty big swing.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Change right now he's going through puberty.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: No he you know he won a lot when he
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: was younger and he's sort of.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Big golfers listen to this show right They're kind of
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: too dumb to really appreciate my sense of humor. They're
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: just big retards, aren't they?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Well, you always rich kids. Not all of them. And
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: they're mean. They just drink, and.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: They don't like questioning things, right? So a show like this,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't like. They just like Jesus and booze.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you have to kind of live on
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: the surface of life to be a successful golfer.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Any type of athlete thinking is a detriment to athletics.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: And I've said that multiple times to the ire of
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: many people who think they're athletes and aren't. But I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: think for most good athletes, being too introspective is a
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: massive problem. Just like if you are killing it in
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of businesses. I'm in one of the rare
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: businesses where you're paid to kind of think, but usually
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: you just learn an algorithm and run an algorithm over
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: and over again. If you're a big finance, you know,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: there's nobody sitting in the London Financial District right now
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: that's really killing it who's sitting there like, yeah, but
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: what does it all mean? You know, they're just doing
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: what they have to do, right? So I think with athletes,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: it's kind of the same thing. But we have, you know,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: big people that listen to the show, and I just
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: wonder if any of these golfers do. If you're a
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: big golfer, let us know that you listen to the
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: show because Ben loves golf, and it would be nice
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: to find out that there's a fan, you know?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: I feel like maybe Phil Mickelson does because he's the
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: only one that kind of has opinions on Torrin Reid's book.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I bet he doesn't. But who's the.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Well, he defended Saudis a couple weeks ago.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: Who's the Japanese guy that's killing it, Nobuu?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Hideki Matsuyama or Sung Jae Im? He's South Korean. Are
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: you talking about Japanese or South Korean? That's Colin Morikawa.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: He's American. He grew up in Glendale.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you know what?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: My point is.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Nobu.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Nobu Matsuyama.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Hideki Matsuyama was the first Japanese golfer to win the Masters.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Now he's like the president of Japan. He'll never pay
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: for a meal the rest of his life.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Good for him. Yeah. How great is it that if
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: this is true, Robert Pattinson's ticket is going to be refunded?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: That's kind of funny.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. I don't even know if it's just probably not true.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: He probably has no idea who I am. But the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: point is, if it is true, it's hilarious that he's
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: going to get an email saying there is no show.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: And I am sorry if you're a fan of me
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans. I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: We just can't do a show for nobody. It just
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. So God bless. You know, I overestimated my
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: draw there. We're going to say it's a scheduling conflict,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: but that's a lie. I'm being honest with you because
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: I'm always honest. And that's why I'm telling you right
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: now I'm no longer living in the United States.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I've left the United States of America. What tea did
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: we have today?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: We had two teas.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Roo Boy, Roo Boy Tea, which is R-O-O-I-B-O-S.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: From South Africa.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I hate that accent.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: It's a red bush.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't like the accent. Now, what about... I have
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: it pulled up already. This is... And I want you
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: to tell everybody about it. Tell them the story.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: It's called Dae Hong Pao, which is the big red robe.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Dae Hong Pao.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Can I tell the story behind the tea?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I want you to tell the story.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: So, supposedly, there was an emperor in China that was sick,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: and he was walking along, and he met a farmer
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: who gave him this tea.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: And when he drank the tea... all of his medical
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: conditions lifted and he became well again. And so he
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: gave the farmer his big red robe. So this is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: called the, and it had leathery notes.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: But I read the full version of the story. Later on,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: his son abandoned a laptop. And even though he felt better, 80,000
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: images of his son smoking crack and punching hookers started
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: to float to the surface of the internet. And there's
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: no tea that fixes that. Fuck America. Good night.