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Martin Short roasts Conan O' Brian · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You want a really good laugh before we get into something uh Halloween?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because before we get into this is great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Martin Short was on Conan O'Brien's podcast.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And Martin really gets going on Conan and it's really funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: Martin Short's in a show that I always hear rave reviews about, but I never have watched it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The one with Steve Martin and uh Selena Gomez.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they referenced that here because they're changing it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here, take a moment here.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is really, really funny.
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  SPEAKER_03: This season calling only murders in London.
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  SPEAKER_02: In London.
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  SPEAKER_02: Very nice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Always good to switch it up.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like when the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii.
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  SPEAKER_03: I wonder what would happen if you ever did a reference that played to people under 60.
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  SPEAKER_02: We had a lovely time together.
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  SPEAKER_02: You and I in London.
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  SPEAKER_03: That night I thought he looks like the love child between Lurch and Kathy Griffin.
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  SPEAKER_03: You look like a Q-tip with ketchup on it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You look like Ed Sharon in a fun house mirror.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're a hot one to talk.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, this is a guy who's known as Carrot Bottom, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that he is, because he's probably 80, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: I love that his mind is still sharp.
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  SPEAKER_01: How old he is, huh?
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  SPEAKER_01: He is always in his 60s to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I oh I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I watched his documentary recently.
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  SPEAKER_00: Man, that dude has a sad life.
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  SPEAKER_00: He well, so first of all, losing his wife, his wife was like, you know, when you meet a couple and you go, they are the couple that they have it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like they are the ones that found true love.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mark and Gail, you know, you've seen him.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sure you're thinking true love when she's bitching him out for something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, but for real, have you ever met a met a couple and you're like, they have it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure, Mark and Gail.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, they were that couple.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then she died, unfortunately.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he just had a lot of other um sad things.
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  SPEAKER_00: Remember, he lost his daughter?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I believe that's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_00: Suicide?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I believe.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, he's 76.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's still proving what I'm I'm trying to get across, which is his mind is still so sharp.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: To come up with those jokes at 76.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not only are you always using your mind for that, because like I said, I've heard the show is awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gotta have quick wit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I hope I'm that quick witted at 76.
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  SPEAKER_00: I probably won't.
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  SPEAKER_00: You won't be, but that's all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I definitely won't be.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I do want to say this um this text from Allison.
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  SPEAKER_00: She said, good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't get to listen in yesterday, but thank you for inviting me to your anniversary party, which I posted a couple pictures yesterday about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the actual podcast that we did in front of a live studio audience will be up today at 11.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the Not For Air podcast.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can get it on our app.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can also get it on Spotify, YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_00: So for those of you that weren't there, that's okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can still watch it and see what Allison is talking about.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she's uh Allison did go on to say, and I hope you did call out the no-shows.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh we didn't actually announce their name.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there was only like three, which would have been a total of six people because they can bring a guest.
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  SPEAKER_01: So most everybody was there.
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  SPEAKER_01: By the way, 5751 texted.
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  SPEAKER_01: They said, Good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks again for the great time Saturday night.
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  SPEAKER_01: Larry and I had a great time, and we're so excited for the night at Tyoga Downs.
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  SPEAKER_01: They won the Tyoga Downs uh overnight and the dinner.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's the one, and I love this story so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love how I meet you guys in different places and things really stuck stick out.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's the one that I went to buy that lawnmower on Facebook Marketplace, and Zach and I stopped at the uh town tavern in like the Aaron Breezeport area, and she was just sitting at the bar.
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  SPEAKER_00: We were all eating like chicken wings and whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she's the one that just moved here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they were from they're from Tennessee.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, and asked, Hey, which radio station should I listen to?
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  SPEAKER_00: And then ours got suggested, and then she met me, just so happened to be sitting next to me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, you know, I feel like listener for life now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so even if you move back to Tennessee, Meredith, you still have to listen to us on our app.
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  SPEAKER_01: You you've got the app.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a m- it's a must.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's let's get into some Halloween stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, I but as we're leaning into this, think about this question and we'll come right back to it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: When, if more than once in your career of trick-or-treating, did you come across the house that had the full-size candy bars?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I I already have my answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you have it more than once?
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe twice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe twice.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know about it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe twice.
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  SPEAKER_01: One time in my old neighborhood.
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't it weird how it's something we always talk about?
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  SPEAKER_00: But you're like, is this like a fake thing?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: You never get it, really.
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  SPEAKER_01: Real rare, although this one HOA has an issue, I'll explain next.