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FULL SHOW: Opening Night · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos Rehydrate the right way
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  Speaker 1: with real ingredients and natural colors.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big show. Really well Jason hits.
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  Speaker 3: Kidd a, you're mad, your mad Bastard's great to have
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  Speaker 3: your company. The glorious Tuesday Afternoon. It is the seventeenth
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  Speaker 3: of March twenty twenty three, and you, my friends, as
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  Speaker 2: I drink today, suck it down. What do we agree
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  Speaker 2: on yesterday? It's good drinking. I don't know if that
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  Speaker 2: was it? Was it?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: I can't even remember to be drinking. Nah, we can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: If you can remember three four eight three, you give
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  Speaker 2: us a tea. Now you're drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Now you're drinking that. There we go. Now, if you've
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  Speaker 4: got a sick tagline, hit us up on three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, now you drink now, muggy, how's life man?
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  Speaker 4: Gon't pretty grassy? Made dog? Your six son of a bee?
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  Speaker 4: What a time it is to be alive?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it is a strawdinary time to be It really
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  Speaker 5: is it's so good.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't be dead for quids, would you. Keeesy having
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  Speaker 4: an absolute ball. A little bit tired today, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to have a red bull in a minute. Oh god,
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  Speaker 4: We'll see how that goes. You know what I'd love
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  Speaker 4: to have is a Toledos.
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  Speaker 2: Get you one if you want. Yeah, there's a couple
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  Speaker 2: of if you want them. I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 2: I never drink a drink if it's not in the fridge. Right.
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  Speaker 4: All the ones that are in the fridge are gone, right, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: People have come from all over ends in me and
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  Speaker 4: they've just looted us for all out Toledo's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: We wouldn't do that, like with chips or anything, would we?
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, Noah, Kezy, that is a pristine white long
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  Speaker 3: T shirt you're wearing their house live.
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  Speaker 2: Life's pretty good, man. I've got my favorite long T
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  Speaker 2: shirt on. Yeah, pristine. I ironed it this morning. I
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  Speaker 2: can tell.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as good feelings. But now all down the sun
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  Speaker 2: painting men, it feels good. You know, when there is
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  Speaker 2: something in getting a lot of d yes, you do
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  Speaker 2: genuinely feel a lot better. Yeah, I'm on top of
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  Speaker 2: the world over here, Feelers, that's great.
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  Speaker 4: About you, Jays.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a new lid. Men, No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't got.
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  Speaker 3: I just put some wax in it and sort of
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  Speaker 3: peeled it back. You know what I'm saying, feels you
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  Speaker 3: peeled it back, you know, just select it back. It's
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little bit towey today. It's my wife's opening
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  Speaker 3: night of her place. I'm a little bit anxious for her.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she's going to be great, but I've got
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  Speaker 3: a bit of anxiety there going on. But this is
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  Speaker 3: my show, Heredo.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she's a very, very experienced and award winning actor.
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  Speaker 2: She is. Why would you be anxious? Well, just like
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  Speaker 2: if you.
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  Speaker 3: Want to when you were doing your stand up, for example, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: I was anxious for you.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm not an award winning and you know, incredibly.
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  Speaker 4: Experienced disasters happen. That's why even the most experienced people
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  Speaker 4: can all fall apart.
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  Speaker 3: Really Yeah, well, un less, I'll focus on that. I'll
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  Speaker 3: tell you what we should the show.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening on the big show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: She's a bloody monster. Today, fellers, we'll be talking about
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of a little bit of petrol chat.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas you've noticed, I've been listening to every other radio
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  Speaker 4: station under the side. Everyone's talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Petrol gas Yes, gas bag, gas bag.
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  Speaker 4: And thank you Keezy. That's good from you mate, You
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  Speaker 4: really good. Also, Jason's going to get into a conversation.
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  Speaker 4: He met a mad woman in a supermarket. She was
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  Speaker 4: absolutely also her head. So we're going to find out
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  Speaker 4: what she had to.
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  Speaker 5: Say now she was perfectly so.
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  Speaker 4: The Magi.
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  Speaker 2: Also at St.
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  Speaker 4: Patrick's stay today to be sure, to be sure. And also,
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  Speaker 4: my beloved Aqua has disappeared. I've been doing a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of detective work and I do not like what
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  Speaker 4: I've discovered. Your Toyota Aqua Agua. Oh no, shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 5: Hey say some of it down the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hold Iku.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hold Archy
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  Speaker 3: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes
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  Speaker 3: past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, you remember that I've got two of the most
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  Speaker 4: popular cars in the country, one a Nissan Tita, the
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  Speaker 4: other an Aqua Truck Aqua, two of the most stolen
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  Speaker 4: vehicles in the nation, and for good reason. Now the
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  Speaker 4: aqua that packed up. We got a new battery put
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  Speaker 4: into it. The insurance company wanted to put in a
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  Speaker 4: refurbished battery. We insisted that we get a brand new battery,
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  Speaker 4: fair enough. They insisted that we didn't, So we didn't.
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  Speaker 4: So we've got a referved one that has a twelve
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  Speaker 4: month warranty on it. It expired after thirteen months.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what expired the battery? Oh, the battery craft itself
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  Speaker 2: for itself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so now we're in we're in a legal battle
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  Speaker 4: with the insurance company because they've given us a share
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  Speaker 4: of a battery. You know what I'm saying. Yes, So,
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  Speaker 4: while that speedy process takes place, and we packed up
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  Speaker 4: our car on the side of the road at our
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  Speaker 4: mate's place who lives a little bit out of the
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  Speaker 4: city and doesn't have any parking permits required or anything
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  Speaker 4: like that, you know, because if we packed it outside
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  Speaker 4: our house, we would have had to get a residence
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  Speaker 4: parking thing that would have cost us a bomb and
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  Speaker 4: all that sort of carry on. Okay, Okay, So we
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  Speaker 4: parked it up there. My wife goes to get some
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  Speaker 4: stuff out of it. The other day, she texts me
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  Speaker 4: up and she says to me, she says, hey, have
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  Speaker 4: you moved to the car, And I'm thinking to myself,
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  Speaker 4: this is not a good sign because I have not
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  Speaker 4: moved the car. I said, you should try and find
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  Speaker 4: out if it's been towed. That's probably what's been happened.
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  Speaker 4: Probably what's happened, or hopefully it's been stolen. But let's
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  Speaker 4: find out if it's been towed.
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  Speaker 2: First, we had to have it stolen because the battery's
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  Speaker 2: packed up in it. No, you could still drive it.
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  Speaker 4: In order to get a warrant. It needed to have
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  Speaker 4: this new battery plan it, right, So because it's warrants, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's right. So the petrol side still worked, that's right. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: but that you can't get a warrant with just that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: don't ask me why. So anyway, she she rings up
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  Speaker 4: the local towing joint. They say, yes, yes, we told
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  Speaker 4: that cart. So, oh, thank god we've found it. Thank god.
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  Speaker 4: That's so great man, so good.
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  Speaker 2: I mean a bit of ifing and jeffing as well
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  Speaker 2: in the meantime.
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  Speaker 5: At least we know where it is.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you. And then they said, look, we've just got
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  Speaker 4: a couple of questions for your number one watch of
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  Speaker 4: Regio well, you've already got that. There's a region and
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  Speaker 4: who's registered to. My wife gives the name and they say, oh, no,
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  Speaker 4: that's not what it's registered to. My wife said, well
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  Speaker 4: it is, that is what it is. They say, no,
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  Speaker 4: it's not. I think you're going to have to call
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  Speaker 4: the police, right, so she calls the police. What's happened
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  Speaker 4: is this car has been parked outside my mate's place.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody has complained about the fact that it's parked on
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  Speaker 4: the side of the road, so the counselor has come
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  Speaker 4: along and put a ticket on it. Then they've come
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  Speaker 4: back a month later and they've put a yellow sticker
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  Speaker 4: on it. They've said it's abandoned. Yellowsticks we've been yellowstick
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  Speaker 4: ok Now, my mate whose house it's outside of, he
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  Speaker 4: would notice this, except that he's away shooting a movie
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  Speaker 4: for three months. Oh wow, so he doesn't know. So
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  Speaker 4: then they come back two weeks later, still a yellowsticker on.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously we haven't been in touch with them because we
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  Speaker 4: didn't know that it was yellow sticker on it. They
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  Speaker 4: tow the car. Then two weeks later, we still haven't
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  Speaker 4: been in touch. They sell the car. Wow, the car,
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  Speaker 4: We've got no idea any of this has happened, except
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  Speaker 4: we've gone to the car, they have towed it, they
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  Speaker 4: have sold it, they have kept all the money and
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  Speaker 4: for us, as it turns out, it's tough shit.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that is I've never heard of that before, but
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't quite aware of the time period you're talking
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  Speaker 3: about it and the fact that you had been alerted.
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  Speaker 2: I e.
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  Speaker 3: Stickers, et cetera, et cetera. Yes, so that's the issue. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but that's outrageous find.
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  Speaker 4: As keepers they call it. Yeah, yes, no, Well Luda's
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  Speaker 4: rights is similar. But this was on the street, so
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  Speaker 4: the public property. So certainly a case of finders keepers there,
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  Speaker 4: which I didn't know was a bye law here in Auckland.
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  Speaker 4: Be interested to know if anybody else has experienced this
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  Speaker 4: and what you do. It feels like I've got to
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  Speaker 4: go down there and crack some skulls. But whose skulls
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  Speaker 4: am I cracking? Mate?
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  Speaker 3: I talk to you yesterday about being top dog in
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  Speaker 3: the CBD. I've made some contacts over this last night.
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  Speaker 3: I can send a few of the boys around if
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  Speaker 3: you want crack.
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  Speaker 2: A few heads.
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  Speaker 4: I think so Central Police Station itably okay, actually a
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  Speaker 4: couple of them are there already your goons?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Right, but yeah three four eight three or give us
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  Speaker 4: a ring on eight hundred horeki. I've never heard of this,
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  Speaker 4: that they that the council can effectively just take your
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  Speaker 4: car and sell it. No. I would have thought that
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  Speaker 4: they would have had to like go email me or
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  Speaker 4: call me since the cars registered, see me and just
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  Speaker 4: say hey, what's going on? But apparently apparently not.
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  Speaker 2: That would have made a pretty pity too. So what's
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  Speaker 2: that like a mid two thousand to ach where that's broken? Yes, far,
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  Speaker 2: we're talking thousand thousands of dollars? Is the Black Keys?
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  Speaker 1: The Hodiarching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy is indeed.
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  Speaker 3: The verve there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon. The time is four twenty six. It's the
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  Speaker 3: seventeenth of March, which means fellas, it's some passworks stare
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  Speaker 3: jury had jes what's that? I'll tell you what here
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  Speaker 3: in that little diddy there, it takes me back to
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  Speaker 3: my river dance days.
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  Speaker 2: This song, yeah, what's this one called? I can't remember
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  Speaker 2: the name of the summer.
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  Speaker 3: It was part of our repertoire when we were on
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  Speaker 3: tour doing the River Dance.
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  Speaker 2: Could you do something for us now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh not, because it's a visual thing, KEIZI it wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: work on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, suffice to say, we used to go warf Federal
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  Speaker 2: d We were talking in the office and I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I've ever actually gotten steamed on St Patrick's Day,
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  Speaker 2: which is remarkable.
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  Speaker 4: You think you would have hit it just by fluke.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at one point. Surely he stumbled into it somehow.
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  Speaker 2: It's midweek most of the time, so don't.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's a big question I want to ask about
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  Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day, fellows, is does anyone actually celebrate it?
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  Speaker 4: Well? I think probably the younger you are, the more
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  Speaker 4: likely you are to celebrate, just.
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  Speaker 2: Because that's an excuse for a piss up.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. I used to celebrate it when I was
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  Speaker 4: a younger man back and live in there. Yes, we'd
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  Speaker 4: go down to O'Malley's Bar and grill and they'd put
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  Speaker 4: a bit of green food dye and your and your
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  Speaker 4: beer there and your pint and you'd scull it and
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  Speaker 4: you'd get pissed.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And you.
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  Speaker 3: Do some fiddle d D you know, yeah, bit of
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  Speaker 3: dancing and then and then by eight o'clock you'd be
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  Speaker 3: weeping into your arm. That's right, melancholy, it's right, spouting poetry.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know Saint Patrick, of course he was a
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  Speaker 4: a backbone, yes, and they love him, they love him
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  Speaker 4: over there, and it's a it's a pretty cool story
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  Speaker 4: about how he came to be the patron saint of
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  Speaker 4: Ireland because as everybody knows, he's not Irish, that he's
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  Speaker 4: either Welsh or Scottish and was kicking about round about
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  Speaker 4: eight three eighty five, not entirely sure, but he was
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  Speaker 4: actually kidnapped by Irish raiders at age sixteen and taken
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  Speaker 4: to Ireland as a slave.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a good origin story, right. And he used
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  Speaker 2: to go fiddle d keasy, that's so interesting. Did you
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  Speaker 2: should just say it like that? That's true, man, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that's where it came from, what him just saying for them.
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  Speaker 4: He would, yeah, going to go and dig a hole
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  Speaker 4: and you go fiddle d.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: And then once he had finished digging the hole, I'd
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  Speaker 3: say you finished this, and Patrick, and he'd go to
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  Speaker 3: be sure, to be sure.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just being racist now, and so that's
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  Speaker 2: why he's famous for that, for digging a hole.
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  Speaker 4: And he also drove all the snakes out of Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, of course they didn't have any to begin with,
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  Speaker 4: but so everyone was so hammered over there that they
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  Speaker 4: were hallucinating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're in the dts. Yeah, they had delirium tremens.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that, Fiddley d Right, Joseph, you
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  Speaker 2: ever partaken on Saint Patrick's day?
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  Speaker 3: Not that I'm aware of, Keezy right, so probably yeah, probably,
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  Speaker 3: I'd say so three four.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three give us a text. Does anyone celebrating Sir
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  Speaker 2: Patrick's day today? What does it look like? Who are
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 5: You just get steamed, don't you know?
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  Speaker 2: That's the basic premises. I know how to get I know.
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  Speaker 4: I know, you know how to that's culture though, that's culture.
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  Speaker 4: For it.
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  Speaker 2: It is culture.
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  Speaker 4: You can't beg it because it's culture.
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  Speaker 3: So when does it getting steamed part coming to you
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  Speaker 3: know Saint Patrick's sort of tail?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's a good question.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's the snake's part there, all slaughter, drunk of
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  Speaker 4: potato juice that.
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  Speaker 2: Which would alcoholic.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they love it. You know what the
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  Speaker 4: ice are like. I come from Irish stock myself, so
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: So do I actually interestingly say.
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  Speaker 4: What I want?
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  Speaker 2: I don't come from Irish star Are you just watch
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  Speaker 2: your mouth? I haven't seen anything.
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  Speaker 1: Hey on the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty minutes to
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  Speaker 3: five o'clock and we've got breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: This is breaking news, fellas, Fellas, this is huge news.
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  Speaker 2: This is huge news. I heard whispers, but I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to believe it. I just did not want to
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  Speaker 2: believe it. We are heating back to Brisbane for the
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  Speaker 2: NRL Magic Round.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: This is huge. Wow, It's going to be a three peek.
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  Speaker 2: The Warriors haven't lost while we've been there, Fellers. We've
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  Speaker 2: gotten has two great victories, one that involved us missing
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  Speaker 2: our flight home because we're partying too much afterwards.
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  Speaker 4: By Buddy Buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we are going over there with our
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  Speaker 2: good friends ed Boy's Trip Sports Travel Made Easy Boystrip.
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  Speaker 4: Dot co dot in z.
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  Speaker 2: Get your package sorted if you want to be over
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  Speaker 2: there with us gone. I'm fizzed up, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you why. And as the week goes
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  Speaker 3: on and the weeks go on, we're going to give
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  Speaker 3: you guys the opportunity of joining us, you know, off
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  Speaker 3: your own beat, joining the Felers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, of course you can guarantee your spot there
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  Speaker 2: boys trip dot co dot in Z. You know you'll
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  Speaker 2: see us there. You'll be at all the same functions
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  Speaker 2: as us, You'll be at the same games as us,
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  Speaker 2: you'll be sitting in the same area as us. Yet
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: or if you don't want to do that for some
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous reason, you listen out. Over the next few weeks,
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  Speaker 2: you call up when we tell you too, and you
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  Speaker 2: get your name in the drawer to join us at
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  Speaker 2: Magic Ground. I tell you what, Fellers. Nothing gets me
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  Speaker 2: fizzing more than a week in full of wrong boy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, is that breaking user?
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  Speaker 4: Is that old news?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: Because we've been talking about it for about two months,
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  Speaker 4: we haven't.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't, we though I feel well we.
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  Speaker 5: Did at this time last year we did.
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  Speaker 4: And then but we've also been talking about going to
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  Speaker 4: I thought we had.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it wasn't like concrete though, Oh was it not?
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  Speaker 2: It was still sitting. Ah now it's said you can
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  Speaker 2: walk all over it.
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  Speaker 3: There may be a few sort of interesting differences in
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  Speaker 3: this particular trip as well, which we'll get into as
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: the weeks go along. Because I've got an idea of
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: forming in my head fellas which I want to run
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: past you a little bit further down the line.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Great, you didn't run past me, man, I'd cut you down.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I would chop you down.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff, So keep an ere out. I think
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: we're going to kick it off on Thursday years. Your
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: chance to get in the jaw to come and join
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: the fellows at the Magic Ground.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: If you haven't been, it's a it's a hell of
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: a trip. I just jumped straight in there and pay
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: for it. We're going to be playing the Broncos well
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: on the Sunday afternoon the Wise there, so she's a
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: bloody ripper. Every team plays bar one. It is a
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: huge weekend. It's one of the great sporting trips. If
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: you haven't been, you simply must.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I love that we're playing the Broncos too, because they've
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: started horrendously and they are the defending champs. Yeah, come
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: good bye then, and it's their home background. Yes, that's right.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: They will come good by then.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: It seems every time we do the magic around we're
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: playing some beasts with Penrith Panthers the first time and
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: we beat them with a very injury hit size.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: That's right, Jason, and play the Cowboys Cowboy so so yeah,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: but to go yeah Panthers, Cowboys and then now the
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: defending champs. It is huge, yes, and if we weren't
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: it will be amazing good stuff. So keeping an ear
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: out from Thursday onwards.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: A bit of the Ozzie Osbourne for you, the Hurarchy
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy is indeed,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Jimmy were there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. There's
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Tuesday Afternoon. But right now it's time for.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, I didn't really watch anything last night, Fellows. I'll
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: be honest, I've got nothing.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: After watching an episode of I Survived, where a guy
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: gets trapped under a tree for four days.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Does he live? He does?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Does he survive? Though?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: But he tries, he has to try.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: He tries to self amputate his arm his little pocket knife,
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: and then he tries to cut his hand off and
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: that doesn't work either, but he eventually gets discovered. Another
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: guy got attacked by a mountain lion, got his face
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: wrapped off and.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Got out from underneath the tree. He just had to
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: take his jersey off. That's Cleo was caught.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: After watching that, I then went into a recommendation from
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Old Morgi from yesterday Murdoch a dynasty about the media
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: mogul Rupert Murdoch, who's a multi billionaire and probably done
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: more to destroy the world than any other human being
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: on the planet.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Because don't roll your eyes at me, Christopher Key, who
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: the hell's there?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: And it's really a family it's a family saga. He's
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: got two sons and a daughter. He's got multi sort
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: of million dollar companies all around the world, and it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: really who takes over from.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Him when he dies, if he ever dies.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: But he's not prepared to sort of give anything up
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: at any stage, it seems no. And he plays his
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: kids off against themselves in a horrific fashion, emotionally tortures them.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: He's just a piece.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Of word, he really is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: But it's a fascinating series, and you know he's a
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: real go getter.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: He really is.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: A go getter, isn't he he is?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: He went out there and he took on the world.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Keasy anyone.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when he came from it, his father was bigger
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: than newspaper's key as a newspaper man, I'd like to
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: call him. So he came from a hell of a
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: lot of money as well, and then all of those
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: contacts and that history sort of got passed down to
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: old Rupert there, Yes, and then he ended up controlling
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: the media in Australia, the United Kingdom and the US.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Yes, he's done a maker amazingly well. Given his names Rupert.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Well there's he's so successful people called Rupert Rupert Grint.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: He played Ron Weezy.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Oh that's true, Yes, yes, point taken.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say he was massively successful.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: What's he done since? What's your favorite Rupert Grint movie?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Beyond Harry Potter?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: There probably the Prisoner of Escaman. Well, what was the question,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Fellers last night?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: How many buzzies? I'll give it a solid three and
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: a half buzzies? And what are you watch it on Netflix?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: It's on Netflix right Last night we just watched the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: latest episode of Celebrity Amazing Race Australia. But the reason
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: we're watching it is because someone I used to work
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: with is one of the final few couples in the race,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Asian Scott. She's very famous from below Deck. I didn't
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: realize that she worked on cruise ships and stuff. And
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I met her at the TV Awards last year and
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: here in New Zealand we had a turns out we
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: were reminiscing. We both worked at the same fruit shop
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: together and she had this memory of this Christmas party
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: where we all hopped in a holding commodore and drove
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: to Auckland, went to Spookers. That's right, but it was
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: my holding commodore and facts and stuff. I don't know
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: if I was maybe fruit facts because we worked at
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: fruit shop together.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: But she's in the top four or five, which is
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: really exciting. So we've got when you've got like a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: horse in the race. It's like, this is cool, it's great.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Highly recommend it's on TV's in good watching.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: How many busies?
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, to be honest, it's a reality TV show. So
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: like three point six.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: After five o'clock, bit of petrol chat, failers, pit Chat,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: petrol Chat. Also I had a bit of a weird
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: old occation or not an old occasion, a lovely moment.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Supermarke with a No, she was not mad, Magie, was
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: she blind? No?
• 21:13
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• 21:16
  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Here, welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're Tuesday's going warf.
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• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you think I'm having one right now?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: It was Kezy, Sorry my bad. What do you think, Kezy?
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• 22:32
  Speaker 3: and before we get into our next voice break, I'll
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• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Right in the meantime, here's Aria.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: The Hlarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Tune in on Radio Holcky Lincoln Park.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hoarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: The time is fourteen minutes past five o'clock and feelers,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: you're probably wondering to yourselves, geez, why is Howdy Jay
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: looking so.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Hot At the moment, you just you look the same
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: as normal, but you just don't have a hat on.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and one of you you've got a different shirt
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: on in one of the pockets is hanging out.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: One of the pockets is out.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: And when I walked in today, you must have been like, hello,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: here we go.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's right, fellows.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Sure man, whatever you need.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: But it's a big day in the Hoodie Jay household
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: my beloved wife. It's the opening night of her play tonight,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: and can I just before Mogie starts talking, can I
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: just wash here a very good evening and heard a
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: break a leg?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: And I love you darling, You're going to be awesome.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Of course, Keesy and I in the pegs and the.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Well, you all agree it's a very special night, which
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: is why, of course the three of us had flowers
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: sent backstage for her opening night of a place she
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: isn't to play for a long time. She will be nervous,
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: so to know that she's got our support. I mean,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: what we've given her will powe insignificance to what you,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: as her husband would have sent through to her obviously
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: would have done the same, which we special for her,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: but just a little something to say we are thinking
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: it's a momentous.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: It was. Actually it was funny, Jason, because I was
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: at the post shop sending off some flowers. Yeah, and
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: comes in and what do you do is I was
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: organizing sending some flowers and then Pugs walks. We were
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: all going to send three different bouquets of flowers, so
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: they were all out in tiata too at the post shop.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Was the one by work here?
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Oh well, that's good fellers. That's very kind of you
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: to do that. I'm sure she'll be absolutely say what
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: you all got her flowers?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: In the end, we just put them all together, one
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: big one, right, all together. And what you do night
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Certainly it's tradition. I know, it's terrible, terrible luck if
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: you don't do it right right, Thank god you did
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: for the merriage.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: And also if it's not tradition, it's just a nice
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: thing for us to do. Of course, what's the course?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: What did you get her again? Pardon? Oh? I know
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: he took his hat off and did his hair and
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: left his pocket hanger and left his pocket out.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: This isn't, by the way, the full extent of my ensembly.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I'll put that on after the show. I just don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: want to get all sweaty. Now, well he's gonna put
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: his hat back on. But yeah, so the other thing too. Obviously,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: tonight's opening night, jac you're going, yes, I am, of course,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: geezy ah Friday Friday night. I've booked tickets to go
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: and see it with my wife. I got a message
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: from Kezy yesterday.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: He had no word of a lie. Is there any
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: possibility you can get me a discount?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not ask for a discount. I like
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: supporting the arts. But what are you saying, Jase, because
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: you don't consider this to be.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: The Oh no, it's absolutely the.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Hay On hay on. Did you pay for your ticket? Absolutely?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: I did?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Really, yes, I don't think you did.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I can show you the receipts. Yeah, okay, cool, you're
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: gonna get it out. But anyway, so you bought tickets, Keezy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: I've bought tickets. My wife and I are going to
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: go Pugs and his partner and Morgie's just seeing if
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: he's available.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Well that's right, Well I want to go, but I
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: am weary of wasting my money. Right, you're going tonight,
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: so tomorrow if you could review it for it for
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: us tomorrow and just let me know if I'm wasting
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: my time or not.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, you won't be, no, but let us know. Obviously
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: she's going to be staked about Keesy going.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: No, why not.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just a patron of the theater. I just want to,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: you know, on a Friday night, go and watch some theater.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Don't watch a play or something. Now, obviously this does
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: bring into question the sort of beef between me and
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: your wife, whom I cherish. I love your wife a lot.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: She's a lovely personasy you know exactly. This is what
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: It's actually not true. Mogie, she did, she did?
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Now this is this is the issue is I'm now
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: in a situation where I feel like I have to
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: be glowing about anything Hoidy.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Jay and his wife do.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, otherwise it's going to be like detrimental to the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: entire Big Show relationship.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: To be honest with you, Keysy, I think we're well
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: beyond that point.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Too late.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that horse as bolted as the saying goes,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just really looking forward to you or come dine
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: with me evening.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: But you need to be you need to be You
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: don't need to be honest when it comes to reviewing player.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: There's no need to be, you know, brutally honest with
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: every comment. You can protect your relationships if you want, Keysy.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: You know, like the way you gave us sex out
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: of ten, it's almost impossible to come back from that.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: So when you're going to review this play on Friday night,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: and you see her afterwards, even if it's absolutely awful,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: which it won't be, which it could be. Ah, you
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: can simply say.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Makes you think, right, it makes makes you think. If
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: you say that to my wife, I'm going to smack you.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Here's Change's addiction.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Radio Hods.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Indeed, Green Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty six minutes past
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: five o'clock. And I don't know if you've noticed this, Fellers,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: there's a bit of a.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Wall going on around the world at the moment.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: What is it good for?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: What is it good for? Man? Absolutely nothing? Again, you're right, Jase,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And it has impacted me for example, you know, with
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the cost of fuel in particular going up. No, I'm
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: now a bit iffy about driving my little trucky to work. Yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: because that's a guzzler.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Isn't it thinking about you know, poor orkeezy when they
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: started this bastard No, I don't think they.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Were, because my truck has got a V eight in it. Man,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: you can't be driving a V eight. It's not good
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: up over three bucks. All of the V eights of
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: the world just sitting at home. Jason, Yeah, totally, man,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I've made mine at home.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same, what is it?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: V eight A V eight man?
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Come on, man, come on, it's all the details.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Let's not talk cars because it just gets embarrassing for you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: But it does remind me of the oil shortage that
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: they had in nineteen seventy nine in New Zealand, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: it was a similar sort of thing. You know, it's
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: like there's another Middle East war. People can't get their
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: bloody beaks out of other people's business, you know what
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I'm saying. And so what they brought in New Zealand
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: was you had a car less day, so you'd have
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: a sticker on your car and that said the day
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: that you were or were not allowed to drive your
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: car around.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, so if it's if it had Monday on
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: it on mine.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: You can't go driving on a Monday. So you're going
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: to have to go car pulling, You're going to have
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: to walk, you could take public transport. What do you
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: like if you were caught in your car on that day?
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Out the back bullet? Seriously, Wow, so what if?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: What if? Because I've got we've got three cars, my
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: wife and I. Yeah, if we had three different stickers
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: like Monday, Wednesday, Friday, yeah, we could, you know.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: We Well that's what I did. I had seven carsw Yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: it's a good plan. So that was what a lot
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: of people did. They just went out and brought another
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: six cars.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Right, and that made more sense than just sort of
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: taking it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Or taking a boat, which was kind of ironic when
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: you think about it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: You know, there's this massive, massive petrol shortage, but car
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: sales went through the.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Roof, absolutely rocketed. Keys and cars of bloody expensive back then,
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: they were made in New Zealand. There was no imports
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: coming in from anywhere else. They did though, bloody expensive,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: bloody expense.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: We're talking like eighty ninety pounds and a thrupence. Yep,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: what does that mean? A lot far out right? It
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: just seems crazy. Yeah, okay, where would you store them all?
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Store?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: What with a six carzi perch?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just on the front lawn or on the
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: road or in the driveway or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, So
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: it was a bit of a barst It went for
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: a full year, yeah, yeah, a full year, and people
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: people went big fans of it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: You know, there was rights in the streets and all
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: that sort of stuff, you know, and if you got
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: caught doing a ride in the street back paddock bullet
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: bang bang, right, it seems pretty full on. Why I've
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: never heard of this though, that's a pretty full one
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: way to deal with that.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: This is the thing. I don't teach you everything you
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: need to know.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: In school, exactly sure history right right. They're trying to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: keep you stupid, Keezy, keep you stupid.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I was very fortunate stupid at that time, of course,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: because I wasn't running any cars, Fellas, I had a
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: very feisty philly.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: What you were riding a horse?
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? Yes?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: What was her name? Dog Sally?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: It was mad dog Sally.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: How did you know that?
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Have I told that story?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: So you rode a horse had the most enormous balls
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I thought, you say, Honker.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: The hod Archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Tune in on where you as?
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Indeed you two there on this beautiful Tuesday evening. The
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: time is ten minutes to six o'clock.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: How fellows coming up after six? If you entered the
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: competition to win for you and to make to fly
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: up to open their stay at the Sky City Hotel
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: and go to the comedy Gala. Yes, make sure your
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: phone on because we will be calling you after six.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Funny about that, Fellas.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I got an email from my agent today with a
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: very strange request because apparently down in Wellington for the
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Comedy Festival they're celebrating thirty years of New Zealand Comedy Wow,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: and they asked me would I be interested in doing
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: a Sugar and Spice piece down at the Opera House
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: down there in Wellington for one of the nights.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: And I was like, do I want to do that?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Will want it be under fifty years of New Zealand Comedy?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: No, it was under In the email it said thirty
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: years now for those yes.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Aren't up to date, what is Sugar and Spice?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Sugar and Spice was a duo I was in many
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: years ago with a great Johnny Braff And I don't
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: know what Johnny's view on this is. I'm kind of
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: open to it and if I do, will you, Fellas
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: fly down and watch.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: You'll come down and review it? Yeah, cert definitely one percent.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Come.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Are you sure you want to do this? Because we
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: did a Night of Culture two nights at the comedy
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: festal and both of you guys hated it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: And a night of stand up the year before.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, though, you know, I'm worried will we
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: still have the same old magic?
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Well, the thing is that the magic you were just
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: pissed most of the time.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Short I don't know, you probably won and.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Stoned most of the time too responsibly responsibly, No, that's
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: actually inaccurate. Possibly irresponsibly, possibly a little tadly, but not
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: you know, I would do anything illegally like that now,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I've got to say it's tickled me a little bit
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: the prospect of it. I didn't even know the piece
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: that I think that we should do, and so I'll
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: keep you updated on that.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: So you can.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: You guys can book flights and stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I would have one hundred percent love to go and
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: see that. Jason would be good. It's you know, like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I'm very across stuff that you guys have done in
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: the past, although one that I'm not is Sugar and Spice. Yes,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I've heard a lot about it. I've probably seen it
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: on Pop Comedy back in the day, that TV show
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: that used to be on. Yeah, that's right, my god,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I've probably seen it before on that when I was younger.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: But I'd love to see you guys.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: You would have been eight.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and your little bubble there. Okay, stuff, and I'm
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: not going to catch I'll be very keen though you reckon,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Johnny'll be.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Up for it, well, I think so. I don't know.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'll find out. Do you reckon? The jokes of aged Okay.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: There's no jokes the time.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: You're ahead of your time. So's here maybe ye.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeys.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Indeed, the Kais are chiefs there on the Radio Hodarchy
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: The time is four minutes to six o'clock.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Coming up after six o'clock Teamless Tuesday for the Warriors.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Also the ever popular What's on the Dinner with Me? Keysy,
• 34:49
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  Speaker 4: Now, I know you could be at the listening and
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  Speaker 4: maybe you've never heard of this, and you're thinking to yourself, God,
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: this sounds like an absolute waste of my time.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone would be thinking.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Tune in because it's unbelievable what you've done.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: A few tweaks on it day over the weekend, you said, Keezy, so.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Giving it a bit of a.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, but yeah, what's on the tea with me?
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Dinner with me? Kezy?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah cool. The most important part is do text us
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: three four eight three? What are you having for dinner?
• 35:28
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• 35:33
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• 35:36
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Because it sucks?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: No crack one? You know you crack it to Ledos.
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  Speaker 4: you used to crack one.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Back in the day. Sure like that, you crack one? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's good. Ten busies, do you struggle to crack one? Nowadays. No, no, no,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: the righteous stimulation. Geezy, I just drank an entire citrus
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: flavored when it was delicious. Yeah, good stuff, man, big fan.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I've been told the Blue Ones quite nice. I'll have
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  Speaker 2: a horn. Oh yeah, nice, very nice?
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: You now?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Am I right in thinking that there's a Tea twenty
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: tonight New Zealand and the South Africa.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I believe there is. They're all double headers. South Africa
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: have sent down a team of absolute no names. None
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: of the players are in the IPL out the back
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: of the T twenty World Cup. They couldn't be asked,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: and that seems to be the way that New Zealand
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Cricket has approached as well. To be honest with you, yes,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: with most of our players not being available for the
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: full five games. Three here, two, there one there that
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: sort of styles yes, and it is a curiosity given
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: that it's straight out the back of a T twenty
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: World Cup. This is also the last series that will
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: be broadcast on TV and D Plus before the rights
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: go back to Sky, So if you want to watch it,
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: you better get in quit because this will be the
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• 37:28
  Speaker 3: I reckon, hey mail listen, remember to text us on
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: three four eight three, what's on the dinner with me?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Keyser's next? Yeah, I want to know what you're having
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: for dinner. I want to know your name and where
• 37:37
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: But right now it's time four. Hey, guys, text here
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: from Steve. What's on the tea with me? Dinner with me? Keys?
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: That's good, so good?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: What's on the dinner with me tea?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Wait? What is it?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: What's on the tea with me? Dinner with me? Keysy? Yes,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it's the seming where you texted and what's for tea?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: And then we read it out and you can win
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: fifty bucks cam Man thanks to to Lisa. It's not
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: to be sneezed it or sniffed it totally. What you
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: could sniff it? I can't no block nose. Good the feeling.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: It must be a truck lader gun cap there.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: He's got you good there, Why he's digging you in
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: the ribs? They with that little cheeky comedy just made
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: come on, Jason, he's made you look a fool there.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: You've just taken all the steam out of my segment again,
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: You've got plenty of steam left and you're keysy oh
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: boom good. The feelers Jason here, No gun Yes it's
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Jason Gunn. What my favorite of the t bubble and
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: squeak for din tonight, lads, I always forget what that is?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Is that like a sausage and serted into a Yorkshire pudding?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: No, that's no, I feel like it's that's totally okay.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Left, Yeah, I think so.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Sounds yummy though.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Good the fellas Henry here kiss and.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Henry Ford.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Henry Ford, inventor of the mot wows he's not
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: the inventor.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Give it to him to give it to him.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: No, he's a massive racist to Henry Ford. Actually, good
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: a fellers tonight. I'm Henry Ford here. I'm having tacos.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I thought you said he was racing. Yeah, totally washed
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: down by kill Kenny for some Patty's Day cheers.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Is killed Kenny from memory? Yeah, it's like a very
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: thick glutens south back velvety kind of beer.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you'd kill Kenny Mogi that is.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: Just this is on. Fire off, clip it off, man.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: And fire it off. You know where your hods get
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: out there? Feelers Arcade here, cad.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: You don't hear many cads. I've got nothing for that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Ah no, oh nice cadre ah nice? Yeah, good a guys,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: arcade here, fire, it's arcade.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Fire here tonight. We're having steak, broccoli and mash spuds
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: with the side of gravy. Cheers and give thanks.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Oh who too?
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: So steak broccoli, mesh, spuds and a side of gravy.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good, man. Not the gravy. I wouldn't want gravy,
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: but I like broccoli, meshed potato and a steak.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Anything I would eat on that plate is the mesh.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: You're such a child and like gravy. Did you say
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: peas pease? Yeah?
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: No, no peace, Yeah no, I've just added peas broccoli. Sorry,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, Okay, I've said one two punts that
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: hoodie Jason on me earlier, and the break's really throw
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: a bit woozy because of it. Get the feelers, Joseph
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: here and the technic of dream coat Stalin Friends, Friends,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Joseph Glacier, Yeah, friends, Ferdinand no friends, Joseph Glacier. Good guys, friends,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Joseph Glacier. Here, I'm having a cost Co pizza and
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: a six inch Glizzy with extra sauce. What's a Glisy?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: That sounds like the sort of thing you'd know. Key
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: sounds like philth a glizzy dog. It's like a sausage
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: of hot dog?
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Is it? Yeah?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Glizzy? And what else is he having? Pizza? It sounds
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: like this text has been sent by Keysy? What do
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: you mean? Why would I send that text? I'm in
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: here reading it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: That does And I'll tell you why, because Keysy would
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: eat a whole ham and one apple pizza. But then go,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I still wish which I had a like a spicy
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: dog or something.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: A glizzy A Glizzy? All right, fellas, this is a novel.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Prepare yourself for it.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Good a fellas. Jacob here orum, Oh nice, Yeah it's not.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: It's just a guy called Jacob from Palmers North Oh tonight.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: He is having golden, crispy, tender chicken, smoky ham, melted
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Swiss cheese, paired with a rich cheesey lasagna, top layered
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: with slow cooked beef ragu and creamy be shamel served
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: alongside fresh buttery green beans and perfectly crisp fluffy fries.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: An indulgent, well balanced plate of comfort and flavor.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I took monkeys here on the radio.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Hold Arky Big Show this Tuesday evening, which means it's
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: time for teamless Tuesday.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Time to chant footy with me a Keezy. What are
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: the Warriors up to? One of the Warriors up to? Well,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I've just named the team list, which happens every single
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Tuesday at six pm. It's interesting today, so much so
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: that we thought we'd take.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: You through It's gas mind if I pop out for
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: this segment.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you would, I mean we'll do whatever you like.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: You go miss in anyway. At this point, Old c
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: n K he's out, he's out a bookstag, he has
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: got a he's under concussion protocol, so he's got to
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: stand down, which means that Tane too Old Picky has
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: come into the side. He played last week and I
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: thought it was one of his better games. Actually, I
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: thought he was really really good. Still can't break a tackle,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: but he looks likely. D w z is on one wing,
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: with Rts on the other, Ali Leah Toa and Adam
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Pompey in the Center's Tanner Boyd is at number seven,
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: but coming at number six for his debut is Luke Hanson.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Luke Hanson actually Hoidy j son of Steve Hanson.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly right, son of Steve Hanson. An unbelievable prospect.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: He's been at the Warriors for four years but makes
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: his debut now, j Is.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: He really the son of Steve Hanson?
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Steve Hanson, the former or Blacks coach. Yeah, police officer.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: He is a hell of a player. And in the
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: forward we've got James Fisher, Harris Wade, Egan Jackson, Ford,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Leker Halloeseema starts after there were some issues with our
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: mate Kirk Capewell who did a calf and is not
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: going to be back until round six. Yeah, so Haloesema
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: moves into the starting position alongside Jacob Laban and Aaron
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Clark rounds out the thirteen.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I don't know if Luke Hanson is the son
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: of Steve Hanson. I think it's spelled differently.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably no relation at all, but they both
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: know the way around a buckler league ball.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Tell me, so he's you know, is he a prospect
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: that's been on the fringes? Is he a young fellow?
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Has he come up through the reserve grade.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: He actually comes out of the Penrith Panthers system the
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: wise for four years, so he's been in reserve grade.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: He's weaked his way through flagging up into the reserve
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: grade and goes great guns. It'll be interesting to see
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: how he goes. I think he's actually I think his
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: normal position is at halfbacks. I'll be interesting to see
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: how he goes at five eighth as we have a
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: look at the reserves. Campereira is in the speedster out
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: of out of the Titans who's been signed this year.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Got a double last week and it was a really
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: good game. Remia, am I right here? Yeah, that's right now.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I've gone too far down. Sam Healey, Dimitric Valmonga, Tennis
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: OLiS Smith Martin their card after playing last week.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Is in.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: He is in.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: He's on the interchange.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: And Morgan Gannon there's no nineteenth man Kezy, you'll see
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: that there. So the player in Jersey twenty makes up
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: the nineteen and the reason for that is because apparently
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: all this year the nineteenth Man for the Warriors is
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: the Mad Butcher. So the Mad Butcher as the Warrior
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: is nineteenth man, right, and so there will never be anybody.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: We're in the number nineteen Jersey this year for only
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: the Warriors, and what becomes a fairly grueling and punishing,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: annoying piece of edmind.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: You every week, So the man Butcher is Jersey nineteen
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: every single game this year. That's I mean, obviously he's great, yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: but that's really annoying. Yeah, it's really annoying, haughty Jay.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: To be fair, if the manor Butcher was on a
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: rugby league side, the're probably you favorite player. Fun fact
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: about Morgan Gannon, Yes, he's Steve Hansen's son, Jase, I'm trying.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: To make tennis dows Smith as Conrad Smith's son.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I believe that.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so bloody good. We're up against the Newcastle Knights
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: who are down a few players.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Can you get ash big players.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: That the flincher Sharps come back early nice, which is
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: interesting for them, but yeah they're without Kaden Palmer, who
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: is their gun fullback on over a million dollars a
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: year and They've also lost Dylan Brown, who is the
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: player they just bought for a million dollars a year.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: And was pretty much the international player of the last year,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: except that he was robbed. That game will be on
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Saturday at five pm. Score predictions on Game Warriors thirteen plus.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: I think we'll break forty points again. I'm you going
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: to Warriors twenty plus?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going Night's thirteen plus. What's that? Based on
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: my extensive league knowledge? Is smashing Pompkins.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Kirvana there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now,
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: the Comedy Festival, as I mentioned earlier, is about to
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: take off pretty soon. And boy, on that front, do
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: we have an extraordinary prize to give away?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Keasy? We certainly do. Jason is the Best Foods Comedy
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  Speaker 2: Gala that starts the Comedy Fest month the first of May,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: which is a Friday. Now, this comedy gala is hosted
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  Speaker 2: by Die Henwood and it feeds some of the biggest
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  Speaker 2: names in comedy.
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  Speaker 4: Is Jerke going to be there? Who Jason Jet? Who's
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  Speaker 4: that you called him Jet? At the start of the break?
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  Speaker 5: Did I Jet did I that's not going to be
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  Speaker 5: my new name.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, did I say Hoidy Git? That's so weird.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, man, It's okay, that's a new nickname
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  Speaker 4: because your name is Hoidy.
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  Speaker 2: Janis so to call him hoidy je I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah. So the comedy Gala there, you get flights,
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  Speaker 2: you get accommodation at sky City, all taken care of.
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  Speaker 2: The drawer has been done. Mogi's loving it. The drawer
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  Speaker 2: has been done, and it's time to call them winner
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  Speaker 2: now feelings how exciting? Okay, hopefully they pick up. Do
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  Speaker 2: we know the name of the winner?
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  Speaker 4: Albert?
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  Speaker 2: Albert? No, it's Jimmy. Okay, Hello, you get a Gemma
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  Speaker 2: as ould hoodie j Mogi and Keezy from the radio
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  Speaker 2: Hodaki bitch. How are you going this beautiful Tuesday evening? Hey?
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  Speaker 6: Good, good? It is a beautiful Tuesday evening, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Lovely?
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell me, Jimmy, whereabouts your bast I'm a Nelson, a.
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  Speaker 2: Nelson.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me, Jimmy, what do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 2: I do? H good?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: So you're sort of you get people in the housework
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  Speaker 4: going you fired that sort of stuff, all.
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  Speaker 6: Of that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: Tell me, Jimmy, do you like a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Of a laugh?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 2: On you mates, Good on you. Good news, Jimmy. You
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  Speaker 2: into the competition, the winning of which would involve you
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  Speaker 2: flying to Auckland, staying at sky City Hotel with a
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  Speaker 2: friend and going to the comedy Galla and the great
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  Speaker 2: New says you've actually won that competition. Amazing. Yeah, so good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: tell me, Jimmy, who are you going to take with you?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we'll try and keep and the good books with
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  Speaker 6: the husband.
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  Speaker 4: I think I'll take him, just since, just in your thinking,
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  Speaker 4: you had a very good friend that you wanted to take,
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  Speaker 4: and then you thought, oh god, now I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: have to take my goddamn husband.
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  Speaker 2: What's his name, Jimmy, shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Surely you've got, you know, a friend you could take.
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  Speaker 3: I'd leave Matt behind to look after you know the place.
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  Speaker 4: Who's that made yours?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? You know I could? I could option off the
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  Speaker 6: second seat.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, you could?
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  Speaker 2: You could? You could? You excited?
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  Speaker 6: Jimmy, Absolutely, that's gonna be so good.
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  Speaker 2: Will pop you on hold and you have a chat
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  Speaker 2: to Pugs and you enjoy your trip, all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Hold ikey, well, there you go, your man, Barstards. That's
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  Speaker 3: the Big show down and dusted for this cheesday evening.
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  Speaker 3: What's the podcast outro clip today?
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  Speaker 2: The akizi today's outro podcast clip is just labeled entertainment,
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  Speaker 2: so I have no idea which clip that is. Pugs
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  Speaker 2: has got a big grin on his face, so here
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  Speaker 2: we go. What would you do if he did actually
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  Speaker 2: organize like a full blown full front or dunity stripper.
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  Speaker 2: I would leave whatever I would leave. You would leave
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  Speaker 2: your my.
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  Speaker 4: Just be wondering around.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the funny thing about that is like you
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  Speaker 2: leave it out like it was out at some stagement.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting, Jason need for that. Honestly, it's gross.
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  Speaker 3: I give up sometimes, you know what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 3: just like whatever, man, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That podcast comes out at seventh thirty tonight. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: just search Hucky Big Show where you get your potties from?
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say, man, I hope you have a
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  Speaker 2: great time tonight. Yeh, thinks man, try and enjoy it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I will try and enjoy. To be stressful for you,
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  Speaker 2: It will be stressful for me, but you know, absolutely
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  Speaker 2: it will be so because you're going to watch your
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  Speaker 2: wife who's doing a play tonight time in a long time.
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  Speaker 2: But she's a very experienced actor. She is, so this
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  Speaker 2: is opening night, so you just you want it to
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  Speaker 2: go perfectly coreat right. Okay, Yeah, I'll be freaking out
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  Speaker 2: if my wife isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, It's like a high wire act. Yes, there's a
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  Speaker 2: lot that can go right, and there's a lot that
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  Speaker 2: can go wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Keysy well, and it's also that thing I'm already anxious
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  Speaker 3: when I go to theater anyway, you check someone you
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  Speaker 3: care about it, you know, on the stage, and you're
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  Speaker 3: just probably my buttocks will be clenched. I'll give you
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  Speaker 3: that much feelings. But I'm very confident you'll give a
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  Speaker 3: great performance.
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  Speaker 2: Well, of course she will, so if anything goes wrong
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  Speaker 2: won't because of her. Is it something that after five
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  Speaker 2: minutes you'll be fine? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Possibly she gets off to a good start. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 3: the key for every actor.
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  Speaker 2: Keasy. Yeah, like if you.
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  Speaker 3: Get off to a shaker like you stumble on a
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  Speaker 3: line or you do something like that, it can really
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  Speaker 3: put you under the gun.
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  Speaker 4: Are you going to the white room?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and you completely forget your first line. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 4: good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So if I was in a play and oh god,
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  Speaker 2: and in the opening line I called you Hoidi Jert
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  Speaker 2: rather than Hoidy j would that just be?
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  Speaker 4: That would be all right because the audience doesn't know,
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  Speaker 4: which is what you kind of remind yourself of. Isn't
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  Speaker 4: it that the audience doesn't know but you do?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Oh well, good luck Hoidy Jake's good luck
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  Speaker 2: to my wife.
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  Speaker 3: And anyway, thanks mate. We'll be back, same time, same
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  Speaker 3: place tomorrow. Till then, see your learning your mad Pastards.