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Gina's Halloween Party for October 28th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I had a big day Saturday. First, because I have
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  informed my parents I am not buying them things anymore.
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  They have enough things. Not buying you things.
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  Speaker 2: Will you put your foot down? By God, we're.
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  Speaker 1: Going to go do things. Oh oh, I.
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  Speaker 2: See, I'll buy you experiences, which are way more expensive
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  than things.
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  Speaker 1: So I way back. This is Mother's Day, Father's Day present.
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  I bought tickets to Jim Gaffigan on Saturday, the early show,
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  the five o'clock Show. And it's a good thing it
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  was five o'clock because we had a Halloween party later
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  in the night. I need two things on Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: If it had been a later show, you would have
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  missed your own party.
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  Speaker 1: I know. And so Jim gaffigin always funny. His opening act.
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  I had one one joke that I had a problem.
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  I don't know his name, and this is going to
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  be woke me. So he talked about I bought a
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  new house and my neighborhood there's there's flags. Everybody has flags.
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  Speaker 2: In their yard.
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  Speaker 1: And there are a lot of neighbors that have Black
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  Lives Matter flags in their yard. And there are not
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  very many black people in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people that have so dumb Black.
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  Speaker 1: Lives Matter flags or dum Pride flags. It's not like identifying,
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  hey somebody black lives here, ray gay person lives. It's saying, hey,
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  we we love you, were your allies. I have to
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  support you.
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  Speaker 2: I had this. I've told this story before, Gino, remember this.
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  I had a boss once. I ran a promo for
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  the United Negro College Fund. That's when I was working
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  at a TV station. Briefly, I run this promo. It's
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  you know, so they send them to you on tape.
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  You run the promo. He calls me into his office.
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  Why are we running a promo for the United Negro
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  College Fund. There's not a Negro college within five hundred
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  miles of here. I just shook my head and walked
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  out of the room.
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  Speaker 1: So after that, I needed the costume that could be
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  quickly assembled to get to the party on time.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you've been asking our listeners for suggestions.
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  Speaker 1: And I took their suggestions and I incorporated them, and
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  I said, Katie, some pictures. Oh okay, we have pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Have them.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get dot com slash live.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see. I'm guessing that your meat, your meat cutters,
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  your tree farmers.
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  Speaker 1: So we're tree farmers.
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  Speaker 2: The pine tree.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had little pine pine branches stuffed.
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  Speaker 2: In our pocket.
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  Speaker 1: With a little pine branches stuffed in our pockets, and uh,
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  also in our pockets. I had business cards printed at
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  a front of the program's suggestion because not only are
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  we tree farmers, it's crazy Joe's Tree and body Farm,
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  Tree and limb cutting services cutting, and our little tagline
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  is would you like a fresh cut? So not only
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  do we have trees, but we will We thought there
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  would be some serial killers at the party that you know,
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  this is a service we can brow. You might have
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  these bodies stacking up at your house. We'll take those
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  off your hands.
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  Speaker 2: How did this go over?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was a good idea. I had a
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  toy chainsaw, and we had the business cards. What we
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  didn't take into account is we went to a party
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  full of people that that that need reading glasses. So
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  we kept handing these cards out, hold them out and
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  go what's that I can't home?
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  Speaker 2: Said one of Daddy Gary's places. Is that where you went?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 2: Then so then sauce afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: It's not as fun when you have to. But I
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  may wait wear this costume every year now because it
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  was car hearts, and they are comfortable. You can bend over.
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  Speaker 2: And you can bend.
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  Speaker 1: Over you drop someone on the floor. Bend over what.
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  Speaker 2: Your husband looks frighteningly into it. You, however, you, however,
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  look like a model who's trying to pretend to be.
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  Speaker 1: To pretend to be a tree farmer slash body farmer.
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  Speaker 2: You shouldn't have worn the or so you're wearing nice makeup.
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  You should have either made it really extreme or none
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  at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, like I said, the problem was, it was I
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  was coming directly from Jim gaffer.
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  Speaker 2: You should have worn your costumes to Jim Gaffigan.
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  Speaker 1: So I really just changed, Michael. I didn't do this
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  kept for the party. It was just that's how I
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  was after going out.
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  Speaker 2: You should have smeared some lipstick on, you know, kind
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  of crooked, change some clothes. Your husband, though, I'd be
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  a little worried about him. A little worried, Yeah, I
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  mean in real life he's Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that chainsaw is a great toy chainsaw because it
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  actually has a blade that moves a little plastic blade
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  around a little rubber.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's what they were wrong. That's I think
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  that's what they were using in thriller. They did a
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  chainsaw dance thing, and I think that's those were those
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  little toys. All right, so what but we did that?
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  Speaker 1: We I did two things.
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  Speaker 2: All what kind of thing? What kind of spooky food
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  did they have? Did they have spooky like witch's fingers?
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  Speaker 1: And no, they just got red iguana.
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  Speaker 2: It was all tomato.
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  Speaker 3: Be alright, traffic, Ah, let's see a bunch ofeer sighted
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  people who like red iguana.
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  Speaker 1: There are fun What does it say?
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  Speaker 2: I can't real it sounds fun.