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The Shaw Report - He's About As Fertile As A Swamp Wallaby · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: The TV show Neighbours is turning out to be harder
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  Speaker 1: to kill than a solitary mosquito trapped in the bedroom
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  Speaker 1: with you on a hot night.
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  Speaker 2: That's odd.
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  Speaker 1: It got cancelled, it came back, then cancelled again, and
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  Speaker 1: now it's making a comeback with an AI-fuelled reboot featuring
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  Speaker 1: its biggest stars, like Margot Robbie. So they're all coming back? Well,
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  Speaker 1: production company Fremantle has partnered with vertical TV platform Roseberry
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  Speaker 1: to produce... vertical episodes that will follow single characters now
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  Speaker 1: a vertical tv episode as a little bite-sized video anywhere
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  Speaker 1: from 60 seconds to a couple of minutes long designed
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  Speaker 1: to be viewed on a smartphone without turning on that
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  Speaker 1: side hence the vertical so you're talking it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like neighbors on youtube shorts well yes or i don't
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  Speaker 1: know but you can subscribe to an app called epos
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  Speaker 1: to watch them It's not cheap, mind you. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's about 50 bucks a month. What? You'd want to
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  Speaker 1: be keen. I'd rather sit through a couple of ads
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  Speaker 1: in the beginning, yeah. I don't know. Charlie Sheen is
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  Speaker 1: returning to TV in a new show. Starring his dad,
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  Speaker 1: Martin Sheen. The pair are teaming up for Happy Jack,
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  Speaker 1: a half-hour comedy series. Martin will play dad to Charlie's
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  Speaker 1: Jack Chambers, who is described as a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: lifelong ne'er-do-well with two daughters. One daughter runs his company
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  Speaker 1: and keeps him on the rails. while the other daughter
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  Speaker 1: is a wild child just like him.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Jacks, written by two of the guys who worked
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  Speaker 1: with Charlie on Two and a Half Men. Dennis Haskins,
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  Speaker 1: who's best known for playing Principal Belding on Saved by
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  Speaker 1: the Bell, has died. His agent announced the news this morning,
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  Speaker 1: saying it's a tragic loss. Everyone loved Mr Belding, and
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  Speaker 1: those of us who got to know Dennis loved him
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  Speaker 1: even more. Dennis Haskins was 75. And Nick Cannon.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the father of Mariah Carey's twins, is opening the
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  Speaker 1: doors to his very complicated family life for a new
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  Speaker 1: Netflix docu-series. 45-year-old Cannon has famously fathered 12 children with
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  Speaker 1: six different women. Mariah's the only one he ever married.
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  Speaker 1: The doco is going to offer an unfiltered look at
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  Speaker 1: how all his separate households function, seemingly fairly coherently. Nick says,
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  Speaker 1: people have been fascinated with my lifestyle for quite some time.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of letting them make stuff up, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to give you everything raw and real. Nick is the
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  Speaker 1: very definition of the expression baby daddy. Yeah. And he's
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  Speaker 1: about as fertile as a swamp wallaby, which you can
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  Speaker 1: Google later. Hey, just for fun, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: know all the names of his kids? Yeah, come on.
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  Speaker 1: Roll them out. So with Mariah, these were his first.
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  Speaker 1: There was Monroe and Moroccan. Fairly normal. But then you
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  Speaker 1: had Legendary Love, Zend. Powerful Queen, Beautiful Zeppelin, Rise Messiah.
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  Speaker 2: Hang on.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful Zeppelin? Beautiful Zeppelin. Yeah, I know. Rise Messiah. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that's what Nick called his canon.
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  Speaker 2: Halo Marie, Zion Mixolydian, Zillion Air, Onyx Ice, and Golden Rising.
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  Speaker 1: It's not one for names, is he? No, he's not.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I've just looked up swamp wallaby. He looks like nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. No, he's not. Oh, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: They're whole. Oh, in the urban dictionary version. No, no.
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  Speaker 1: A swamp wallaby is the most fertile of mammals.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's just basically pregnant its whole life. Next to Nick Cannon. Yeah, exactly.