Latest / Privycast / Ep. 133 Groovers and Wag Bags
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- 0:01>> Hunter Hoover: Um, but nowadays on a hike or a camp,
- 0:03the five gallon bucket can be employed. You go,
- 0:07and these are easy to come by. You go into any home Depot or Lowe's
- 0:09around the country, they are literally begging you to buy some five gallon
- 0:12buckets.
- 0:18Welcome back to privy.
- 0:21Privy is a podcast about
- 0:23bathrooms recorded
- 0:26from my home bathroom. I'm your host,
- 0:29Hunter Hoover, and I love
- 0:31bathrooms. Welcome back, everyone,
- 0:34and welcome to privy summer.
- 0:37It's back. And this summer is going
- 0:40to be a summer of experimentation.
- 0:43It's going to be fun. Um,
- 0:45I want to open up this week. Summer is
- 0:48nigh. There's sweat tween my
- 0:51thighs. It's too dang hot for
- 0:54wearing disguise. Pull out the freeze
- 0:57pops to help the fat sweat stop.
- 0:59Sometimes this heat gives the
- 1:02fear of big log drops because sweat
- 1:05don't quit just cause you sit to expel spicy
- 1:08t bell when you have to poop.
- 1:12So when things heat up, keep milk out the cup
- 1:15or you'll be tied to the pot till you've yupped.
- 1:18But be calm if you will.
- 1:21Enjoy this pod and be still.
- 1:24Cause privy summer is back to help you
- 1:27all chill. Welcome back
- 1:30to privy summer. I
- 1:33wanna open up with some thoughts and discussion.
- 1:36I had a co worker this week approach me.
- 1:39Anytime I get approached, you know, it's gonna be good.
- 1:42Um, and this co worker approached me with a couple of
- 1:44things bathroom related. Um,
- 1:47the first, uh, was he approached
- 1:50and he said, you know, I have a question for you. I was like, okay, yeah. He
- 1:53goes, you know, you being married, I want to know, have you
- 1:56ever had this experiment experience? And I said,
- 1:59well, I don't know, where is
- 2:02this going? Pray tell, what are
- 2:05we getting ready to get into here? Um, and
- 2:08he casually says, do you
- 2:11ever like when you are pooping or like
- 2:14throughout the day, discover that
- 2:17one of your significant other or wife's
- 2:20hairs has made its way
- 2:24nestled right into the bum crack, for lack
- 2:27of a way of saying it. And I stared at this co
- 2:30worker. Now, this summer, Anna and I
- 2:33will celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary.
- 2:36Um, we're very excited. Um, it's a long time for
- 2:39her to have put up with me. Ah. Um,
- 2:42and I had to look at him and I had to be like, truly
- 2:45that. I have never had that experience to my knowledge. I
- 2:47mean, no. And I'm
- 2:50sitting here going, what is the
- 2:53arrangement by which your
- 2:55girlfriend or whatever's hair
- 2:58ends up in the nethers guy? Like, sort
- 3:01yourself out and to quit talking to me about it.
- 3:04Full disclosure, that was
- 3:07my seltzer from last episode.
- 3:10But don't you worry. You know, I've got a
- 3:13fresh polar seltzer on
- 3:16deck. It's a two seltzer night, friends.
- 3:19It's gonna be great. Summer is a
- 3:22great time of year. And whether you've got
- 3:24girlfriend hair or booty sweat messing
- 3:27up your undies, it's a time made greater
- 3:30by the joys of camping
- 3:33and hiking. At the point of this
- 3:36episode's record. Tomorrow I will be going on
- 3:39the first hike of the year with our youth at our church. It's going to be
- 3:42great. I said first because I think we're going to
- 3:45try to get our family out on the camping
- 3:47and trailing and all that stuff. It's going to be great.
- 3:50Uh, but
- 3:52summer brings the joy of the great
- 3:55outdoors. The creepy crawlty buggity
- 3:58wuggy's are all over out there.
- 4:01The air is literally toxic to me.
- 4:04I breathe the air and I sneeze and I cannot
- 4:07breathe. But there's something about being out in
- 4:09it. And I've got to
- 4:12admit, we've talked about
- 4:15camping here on this show before. Uh,
- 4:17the discussion around camping is not a new one. And
- 4:20the wonders of pooping in the outdoors, there's
- 4:23nothing better than flapping a hot,
- 4:26steamy pile and letting the
- 4:29cold, gentle breeze of the great
- 4:31american wilderness just christen your
- 4:34backside. There's nothing like it.
- 4:38But there has. We've
- 4:40explored from time to time different.
- 4:43This is another by product. For those
- 4:46joining us by video. You're watching me to get what I like to call a
- 4:49deep eye allergy itch. Um,
- 4:52it's where the air has decided to wreak
- 4:55havoc on my eyeball socket and make it
- 4:58itch really bad. Um,
- 5:01you really just got to get your, just got to get your finger up
- 5:04in there and just, you know what I'm saying?
- 5:07Uh, but there have been
- 5:09multiple attempts to develop
- 5:13technology
- 5:16to make the process of chasing
- 5:19in the great outdoors a more
- 5:22comfortable thing. I realized that the way I
- 5:25move too much and it like
- 5:28the video on the thing, I can't help it. It's not my
- 5:31app. I wasn't made for video. We're
- 5:34in my, we're in my home bathroom, if you didn't
- 5:36know. Welcome to my home bathroom. We have
- 5:39to do an installment of what's on hunter's
- 5:42weird shelf. So
- 5:45this, we got one installed, but my
- 5:48wife, my wife got me these
- 5:51light, uh, bowls. They're like little lights for your,
- 5:54for your toilet bowl. So it lights up all neon colors.
- 5:57So, you know, we got, we got a spare. We got one on
- 6:00deck in case this one gets, you know, fouled up
- 6:03or something wild happens with it. So, um, you know,
- 6:06it's good. It's all
- 6:08good. But
- 6:12one of the things that there's, there's been all sorts of
- 6:15technology that
- 6:18have come to me via an attempt at
- 6:21art that ought to be talked
- 6:23about. One of the things
- 6:26we find a lot when we start talking about camping
- 6:29technology is that much of
- 6:32the camp bathroom technology
- 6:35that we have today is the result
- 6:38of wartime adaptation
- 6:40or wartime technology that has
- 6:43made its way into the
- 6:46public sphere. And when you think about
- 6:49it, that makes perfect sense.
- 6:52Like, it actually makes perfect sense.
- 6:56A lot of technology and
- 6:59things have developed out of
- 7:01necessity. It's
- 7:08things which we develop out of necessity, make their
- 7:11way into luxury, and eventually
- 7:14hobby. Back in the
- 7:16day, in wartime,
- 7:19if you had to poop, you hit the
- 7:22bushes.
- 7:28But in the times of trench warfare
- 7:31and having to go in or around the
- 7:34camp, there have been a number of options
- 7:37for dealing with it. One that
- 7:40is super ingenious that I saw is you bury a
- 7:43pee pipe. You. You actually, like, dig a
- 7:45couple feet down, and then you stick a big
- 7:48pipe so it sticks up about waist high
- 7:51or a little bit lower than waist high, otherwise it's gonna be
- 7:53weird. Um, and then you pee into the pipes. That
- 7:56way the pee goes down under the
- 7:59ground rather than being on the surface, and it deals with
- 8:01more of it. Not a bad thing. You can dig a cat hole,
- 8:04the like. A lot of it involves digging a
- 8:07hole to deal with the things that come out of yours.
- 8:10Hey. But at some
- 8:12point, it became
- 8:15either too difficult for military people
- 8:18to dig, or the conditions did not
- 8:21allow it. Frozen ground mud like
- 8:24the likes didn't allow for digging
- 8:27and depositing in these ways.
- 8:30And so they had
- 8:33to begin to find other methods by. By
- 8:36which they would deal with the
- 8:39byproducts that were a part of their
- 8:42life. And one of these
- 8:45was to use different
- 8:47receptacles to catch, store,
- 8:50and then do away with the
- 8:53poo. The earliest mentions
- 8:56of this approach popped up in the times
- 8:59of world War one. Many of the ammo
- 9:02boxes of this time were made out of cardboard,
- 9:05but with wetter conditions and the
- 9:08need to keep ammunition dry,
- 9:11the metal ammo can was born.
- 9:14So you're gonna.
- 9:17Here's the deal. What does metal ammo
- 9:20storage other than. This is
- 9:23America. It's June, which is in
- 9:26many ways the worst month. Um,
- 9:28but it's also one of the
- 9:31best because it gets us psyched for
- 9:34summer and America.
- 9:37Um, sorry,
- 9:39everybody whose birthday is in June, you got et up by
- 9:42the rainbow disaster that has happened now.
- 9:45Um, sorry,
- 9:47everyone. Uh, but what does ammo storage
- 9:50have to do with bathrooms? Well, as we
- 9:53noted, much of our camping technology
- 9:56derives from. From wartime.
- 10:02It's so dang good.
- 10:04Every time. Every time I sup
- 10:08an orange vanilla polar seltzer,
- 10:11it is like, the first time that I have supped an orange
- 10:14vanilla polar seltzer. It is so
- 10:16good. It is the
- 10:19quintessential seltzer. If you are on the
- 10:21fence right there, if you're, um. I'm
- 10:24having truly bad moment. If you've ever been
- 10:27on the fence about trying a seltzer,
- 10:30get yourself a bunch of polar seltzer orange vanilla.
- 10:33You. You will not be disappointed.
- 10:36Somehow, it tastes like a creamsicle with none of the sugar.
- 10:39I don't understand it.
- 10:42Much of our camping technology derives from
- 10:45wartime. And when the ammo cans
- 10:48would be emptied and you
- 10:50need a
- 10:53container for moving
- 10:56your materials, the empty ammo can
- 10:59was within reach in
- 11:01bunkers or foxholes. You didn't want to
- 11:04just poop wherever they
- 11:07did, but, like, life in the hole was
- 11:10better with less loose poop. And that's true
- 11:13for everywhere. That's true for life in the
- 11:15foxhole. That's true for life in.
- 11:18In any car. That's. That's true for
- 11:21life in any bathroom.
- 11:24Life is better with less
- 11:27loose poop. The. The less
- 11:30loose poop that you can have in your life, the
- 11:32better your life will be. I'll guarantee
- 11:35it.
- 11:38Unless you're, like, a weird, like, fertilizer technician person.
- 11:41You probably love loose poop. You probably get real
- 11:43jazzed about loose poop, you weirdo.
- 11:46But the less loose poop, the
- 11:48better. Soldiers are
- 11:51reported as sitting on ammo
- 11:54boxes and using them as
- 11:56toilets. In a pinch, you
- 11:59do what you have a, uh, soldier's got to do what a soldier's got to
- 12:02do. And so these men of valor hung
- 12:05beef on the side of ammo cans
- 12:08to make their deposits. And you know what?
- 12:11I'll bet I haven't tried this. I
- 12:14see. The thing is, it's hard to get ahold of these ammo
- 12:16cans now because they're like, oh, they're vintage and
- 12:19collectible, and then if you did get a hold of it, you'd probably
- 12:22have to pay so much money to get ahold of it that
- 12:25you wouldn't want to hang beef into
- 12:28it. But I do want to
- 12:31try.
- 12:33And if. Here's what I'll say. If. If
- 12:36I have tried. By the time this
- 12:39episode's released, you might see a little cut
- 12:42here. Um, if not, you'll know that I have
- 12:44failed in retrieving this. Uh,
- 12:48excuse me, but,
- 12:51you know, it, I imagine,
- 12:53in dropping, dropping
- 12:56flapper. Flapping jacks into the
- 12:58metal ammo can, I bet it makes a somewhat
- 13:01satisfying sound, like, don't. Don't. Like,
- 13:04I know it's not that far between booty hole
- 13:07and bottom of ammo can, but I bet it's not
- 13:10the worst sound this.
- 13:13A person who did this, a person who
- 13:16pooped into an empty ammo
- 13:19can, became known
- 13:22as a groover. This
- 13:25was in reference to the grooves the metal ammo
- 13:28can would leave as you pressed your
- 13:31butt up, uh, to the can while defecating
- 13:34yourself into the can. Have you
- 13:37ever seen a wicker chair and thought,
- 13:41I might be just fat enough to have my
- 13:44duff look like a patchwork lattice apple pie
- 13:46crust if I sit in
- 13:49it? Lattice
- 13:52hate wicker, and lattice hate
- 13:55fat people. And fat people. Here I
- 13:58am, and all the people are like, oh, he's
- 14:00shaming. Oh, he's body.
- 14:03Listen, it's fine. Just. It's
- 14:06fine. I don't hate
- 14:09people who are heavier. I'm. I'm tubby.
- 14:12Tubby nine by seven. Like, it's
- 14:14fine. The reality is, is when you
- 14:18are of a bigger nature and
- 14:20you sit on a wicker item,
- 14:24it reacts to you differently than it does to
- 14:27a person who is not. And that's fine. There's nothing
- 14:30wrong with that. But you got to be aware of
- 14:33it.
- 14:36Lattice doesn't like big people, and big people
- 14:39don't like lettuce. You know lettuce. You know what I'm saying?
- 14:44Also, another rant. The
- 14:46chubby. The chubby tax on plus size
- 14:49shirts is stupid. Like,
- 14:52if. If you are. Okay, so, here's their logic. If
- 14:55you order a size small,
- 14:58medium, large, and
- 15:01extra large shirt, they charge you the same. What that
- 15:04means is the amount of material for a
- 15:07small and extra large shirt, they are
- 15:09saying, m. Yeah, not much difference in amount of
- 15:12material. That's a flip and lie. But when
- 15:15you go from extra large to two xl, they're
- 15:18like, oh, yeah, three dollar charge on that shirt.
- 15:20It's not even that much more material.
- 15:24I think once small and medium,
- 15:27one price large, extra large, and
- 15:30two x, different price. And if you're going three
- 15:33x, four x is totally fine. But that way, there's not this.
- 15:35Like, there's some
- 15:38logic to like, oh, I'm paying more because there is
- 15:41more material being used. But when you have,
- 15:44like, extra small costs, the same as extra
- 15:46large. And then the two x is $3 more.
- 15:49That's stupid, that's
- 15:52sizes. That is shaming. So
- 15:55go after every, every
- 15:58clothing, uh, brand you've ever interacted with. That's what I
- 16:00say. But these groovers, these
- 16:03men who sat on their ammo
- 16:06cans to poop, uh,
- 16:09uh, had these grooves left in their butt
- 16:13when it leaves lines. That's the groover
- 16:16effect. In modernity, the groover
- 16:19is, you can look up groover toilets and
- 16:22it's less of an ammo can, mostly because hipsters,
- 16:25and again, vintage collectors alike, are a, uh,
- 16:27scramble to get these cool metal boxes.
- 16:30Ooh, it's so neat. I'm gonna put
- 16:33it on my ship lap and call it a week.
- 16:36Um, but nowadays on a hike or a camp,
- 16:39the five gallon bucket can be employed. You go,
- 16:42and these are easy to come by. You go into any Home Depot or Lowe's
- 16:45around the country, they are literally begging you to buy some five gallon
- 16:48buckets. In the mid
- 16:50sixties, the term for groover
- 16:53became widely used by
- 16:55rafters and hikers who did not
- 16:58have a shovel and either needed
- 17:01to pack out the poop turned to
- 17:04metal ammo cans in small buckets with lids
- 17:07to do the job. Nowadays,
- 17:10you can buy groovers. These are
- 17:13designed and engineered to be
- 17:15lightweight and portable and able to be
- 17:18hauled out into the, out of doors.
- 17:21Some of them even collapse and have like a little
- 17:24like, storage sleeve. They're
- 17:27easier. They come with little bags that you can stick inside them.
- 17:30Um, you can get a groover kit for less than
- 17:33$30, complete with a fat kit approved 400
- 17:35pound seat bags, phone and tp
- 17:38holder, and a carrying case.
- 17:40They have the groover down to a science.
- 17:43And in getting the groover down to a science,
- 17:46they don't have, they don't leave grooves. So
- 17:49they are not groovers. These
- 17:52modern groovers have seats.
- 17:56Back in my day, the groovers cut your butt and
- 17:59sank into your bank and tore up your hide.
- 18:04And as a result, back in my
- 18:07day, we made our own
- 18:10groovers. This
- 18:12is hunters, uh,
- 18:14anecdotes to keep you
- 18:17afloat.
- 18:28This hunters anecdote is called redneck groover.
- 18:34As if a groover is already not
- 18:37hick enough, when, when me and
- 18:40my buddies in our senior year, one of the things we'd like to do,
- 18:43especially in the weather turn, is
- 18:46we would like to go out camping on the sun river
- 18:49with the guys. We'd go out camping,
- 18:52you know, put up next sun river, get a couple tents, fire pit.
- 18:55One time, my buddy David, um, friend of the
- 18:58show, hopefully future guest
- 19:01woke, um, up and had, like, rolled in his sleeping bag. And,
- 19:04like, the back part of his sleeping bag had, like, melted on the
- 19:07fire. Dude could have died. Very scary. Glad he
- 19:10didn't. Um, but one of
- 19:13the things that we would often do as our setup
- 19:16is we had this, like, redneck groover
- 19:19porta potty. And what this was
- 19:21is we had, we would dig a hole.
- 19:24So, like, you know, dig a couple foot. So
- 19:27hole. And then you would put a lawn
- 19:29chair over it. And I remember seeing
- 19:32this before I knew what it was. I walked up on it, and I'm like,
- 19:36what in the world? What is this? And essentially,
- 19:39what you're looking at is you have, like,
- 19:41again, a, uh, foot to two foot hole in the
- 19:44ground. And you look in the hole, and it's just pile.
- 19:47You know, it's just piled with tp and poo
- 19:50poos and all this stuff. And then above the
- 19:52hole is a chair.
- 19:57It's like a camp chair, but you've cut out
- 20:00the seat, and then you put,
- 20:02like, not, uh, a toilet seat, but like, some sort of,
- 20:05like a, like a platform to make it a little bit
- 20:08firm. Um, and you sit on this
- 20:11chair, and it's actually pretty comfy. But you just sit
- 20:14on the lawn chair, and you just poop through
- 20:17the hole that's been cut through the booty bottom of
- 20:19it, down into the,
- 20:22the little pile underneath.
- 20:26Sometimes, you know, we'd employ a bag. Sometimes
- 20:29we'd stick a bucket if we didn't want to dig.
- 20:33But that chair, you know, you, if you got an
- 20:36old randy lawn chair, what I learned
- 20:39is if you have an old randy lawn chair,
- 20:43you can, with the old randy
- 20:46lawn chair, cut out the bottom, cut out the
- 20:49butt of it, and you can just poop
- 20:52straight through the bottom of the old randy lawn chair.
- 20:55It is fine. It will get the job done.
- 21:00We had a great time on that same trip. We got two
- 21:03flat tires. And the thing about getting two flat tires is
- 21:06usually got one spare. It was a long
- 21:09night. This has been hunters
- 21:12anecdotes to keep you afloat.
- 21:20As is noted, they've got the groover down to a, uh,
- 21:23science. And nowadays, often employed with the
- 21:26groover is a bag of some sort. I'm already
- 21:29on record saying, pooping into a vomit bag. Oh,
- 21:32yes. Yes.
- 21:34This is it. So what I'm talking
- 21:37about, you put your butt. You're right there. You're
- 21:40just gonna, you know, put. And
- 21:43then you're just, boom, right in the bag. Twist.
- 21:47Bam, poo bag it's
- 21:49gonna be great. But I'm on record saying pooping
- 21:53into one of those. Great idea, big
- 21:55fam. It's fine.
- 21:58But there's another way slash
- 22:02m. Oh, sorry. There's another war slash
- 22:04space technology which gets employed in the camp,
- 22:08and we need to explore now
- 22:11the wag back.
- 22:20Now,
- 22:24while wag bag sounds like a questionable
- 22:26bedroom move, it isn't. It
- 22:29could not be further. I'm gonna be honest. I
- 22:32really tried to figure out where the
- 22:35idea for the wag bag came from,
- 22:38and I couldn't really find it.
- 22:40Like, there talks about military service
- 22:43people pooping in bags of very type.
- 22:46When they couldn't be dealt with for a while, it just sits
- 22:49around. They start to put things in it, and that
- 22:52seems to be where this has come from. You know, if you don't have
- 22:55your ammo box, you poo into a bag. You got you a wag
- 22:58bag. Why? Because it's full of wag.
- 23:01Now, uh, it sits around,
- 23:04and then as it sits around, it begins to
- 23:06get kind of funky, you know, poo.
- 23:09It stinks. And so they're
- 23:12like, wow. If we. When we poo in it, if we put something in
- 23:15it to keep it from smelling,
- 23:18then maybe we don't have to move it
- 23:21as quickly and it can sit around a little longer than maybe it
- 23:24would normally would have. Um, so they started to put things in
- 23:27lime. Uh, looking at you, great
- 23:29stink. Back in the day, they
- 23:32put lime in the. In the river Thames because it stank so
- 23:35bad because of all the nasty, human yucky poo
- 23:38poos that were in the water. Disgusting, sick, foul
- 23:41people. Sorry. But the
- 23:44earliest historical marker where I can find
- 23:47the official, like, this is what a wag bag
- 23:50is, is 1999, which
- 23:53seems way too late in the game. I think this is when
- 23:56it was patented. Or, like, when someone said, oh, I
- 23:59can make a train load of money off this. Let's. Let's slap a
- 24:02label on it and charge five times
- 24:05more than I should. In
- 24:08short, I think this was a thing that happened for a
- 24:11long time before the clean waste company
- 24:14patented or designed their wag
- 24:16bag. The name
- 24:19comes from the chemical compound they
- 24:22put inside the bag known as
- 24:25the waste alleviation
- 24:27gel. Wag or
- 24:30wag for short. Now, I would have called it a
- 24:33wag bag because you wag into it.
- 24:35Wagging is the act of taking a fat deuce in a
- 24:38bag. Wag
- 24:41bag. But no, it actually stands for
- 24:44waste alleviation gel. And this.
- 24:47It's this gel stuff that
- 24:50both deodorizes the stinky
- 24:52poop and also kills some
- 24:55of the bacteria, making it
- 24:58not non toxic, but like, less
- 25:00hazardous to be around.
- 25:03You can, with a wag bag, carry it
- 25:06out. It
- 25:09makes it safer to have poop
- 25:12around in a bag.
- 25:16It's highly used in hikes and river
- 25:19trips where digging the hole for the bog
- 25:22is less of an option. The
- 25:24wag bag is an
- 25:27excellent option for
- 25:30storing and removing your poop from the greatest
- 25:33of outdoors.
- 25:39Before they had the wag, before they had
- 25:42the wag in wag bag, that
- 25:45is the gel, they had something else
- 25:48called flying toilets. Now,
- 25:51flying toilets are not what they
- 25:54sound like on the surface, it seems like an
- 25:57incredibly wild idea. But
- 25:59in short, if you poop into a bag and carry
- 26:02it out, you do what you have to do.
- 26:06The flying toilet, however, is a tongue in
- 26:09cheek term for skeeting a bag
- 26:12of poop as far as you can on your
- 26:15hike. You're hiking, you've done your thing.
- 26:18You've got your bag full of wag. Not the
- 26:20gel, the turd. And instead of
- 26:23packing it out, you zing. Toss that thing
- 26:26down the mountainside.
- 26:30And there's stories on the
- 26:32Internet, because where else are stories these
- 26:35days? There's stories
- 26:38of people getting just
- 26:41pelted by flying toilets.
- 26:44Imagine you're walking along on a hike and you
- 26:47just. Just get. Just get
- 26:50pancaked with some bag of
- 26:53fresh laid human wolf.
- 26:55Just the hikes
- 26:58over, like, poo is
- 27:00not where it's supposed to be bad.
- 27:04This doesn't really make the news anymore,
- 27:07but because it should,
- 27:10because it's people getting hit with bags of human
- 27:13turds. But now, whenever it does
- 27:16make the news of a person getting hit by a flying
- 27:18toilet, it's an environmental thing. They like
- 27:21to talk about it and use some dude getting smacked with a
- 27:24sloppy bag, a sloppy
- 27:27wet bag, as the reason why we
- 27:30should all be worried about the bags
- 27:33and how these bags are ruining the environment. I'm going
- 27:36to tell you right now,
- 27:39if I get pancaked
- 27:42by anything that
- 27:45has to do with human anything,
- 27:48the last thing on my mind is, oh,
- 27:51um, gosh, the
- 27:54plastics in this bag are going to hurt the
- 27:56mushrooms. I'm
- 27:58thinking I'm gonna find somebody
- 28:01because I just got hit with a dookie bag
- 28:05on my hike. It's 85 degrees. I've
- 28:07got booty sweat. There's no
- 28:10reason I should be dealing with this. This cannot
- 28:13be a thing. It's a
- 28:16dookie bag bombing wild. Don't do
- 28:19that. Pack that crap out. Literally
- 28:23between wag bags and groovers.
- 28:27We have two more inventions, and you could
- 28:30even put them together. Put the wag back. Put the wag gel in
- 28:33the bag of the groover and let groover yourself. Go
- 28:36groover Hoover.
- 28:40But with these, it's just another couple
- 28:43tools in your arsenal to be ready
- 28:46for the summer camp and hike season this
- 28:49year.
- 28:55How exciting. Happy privy. Summer, everyone.
- 28:59It's the summer of experimentation. We've got a
- 29:01lot in store, a lot of special
- 29:04things that we need to share with you this
- 29:07summer. Um, thank you for listening.
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- 30:19water for all. Reminding you to keep pooping in the free
- 30:22world. Because that free world was not always free.
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- 31:01to hear you, uh, episode suggestions, comments,
- 31:04concerns. If you had, uh, if your poo is
- 31:07a funny color because you ate too much cap'n crunch, I've
- 31:10been there. I've done that multiple times this
- 31:12week. Um, if you ate something and it's like, gosh, I
- 31:15have got to tell you about this. We would love to hear from you.
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- 31:24what we are doing here. Thank you so much for listening.
- 31:28As always, we want to thank Kevin McLeod for
- 31:31the use of his music and Poddington bear
- 31:34for the use of his music this week. This brings
- 31:36us to the end of another episode of Privy. Thank you so much for
- 31:39joining us. Keep pooping in the free world. Enjoy your privy
- 31:42summer. Own your stink. And now, as
- 31:45always, don't forget to flush.