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The One Where Ocean Is A Vibe! · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hi, babe.
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  Speaker 2: Is.
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  Speaker 1: While I can't welcome back to give them all a podcast,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: I'm very excited for the day. I've been staying excited
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  Speaker 1: for the day ever since I found out I was pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like really on cloud twenty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of twenty seven, the twenty sevens were at Summer
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  Speaker 1: Moon's Tnesday Parday last night or yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: How was that?
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  Speaker 1: It was so cute?
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  Speaker 3: I saw some content you took.
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  Speaker 1: I well, it was like social hour for the parents.
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  Speaker 1: Like I got there and all my friends were there,
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  Speaker 1: and it was a playland, so like you didn't have
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  Speaker 1: to really watch your kid at all. It was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I sat there with STOs and gossiped. They were all
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  Speaker 1: the friends there, all the friends for oh and all
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  Speaker 1: the friends for mom. So I didn't take any content.
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  Speaker 1: I just got to repost one of Ocean. Ocean's a vibe. Man,
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  Speaker 1: She's like the cool kid on the block.
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  Speaker 4: She's literally the funniest list human I know. And I
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: know that I say that every time, but she continues
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  Speaker 4: to make me laugh.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is is. I know that it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like we're like on repeater mode, but every single day
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  Speaker 1: that I get to interact with her. I not only
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  Speaker 1: feel so fortunate, but I feel like I just am
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  Speaker 1: in awe. I'm like, you're just so funny and cool,
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  Speaker 1: Like I can't even explain it. Anybody who doesn't get
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  Speaker 1: to meet her and interact with her, especially at this stage,
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  Speaker 1: is like truly missing out, missing out for sure. Yeahmie, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: She's like the friend.
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  Speaker 2: She's like your stays out until all hours of the night.
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  Speaker 1: No, she rallied. Man, that girl, that girl did no nap.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: The most people are gonna be like, that's parenting, but no,
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  Speaker 1: you like what am I supposed to do? Strapper like
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  Speaker 1: put her in a straight jacket and buckler to the mattress?
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  Speaker 1: Like literally, how do you get a child? Force a
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: child to sleep and in their own room? And keep
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: in mind, this girl wakes up early. The last couple
• 1:59
  Speaker 1: day we got the blackouts in so we haven't been
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: waking up. Who We're both like cruising through the abyss
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: just kept banging on the door, thinking we're all dead
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: in the house. That happened this morning, But it's okay,
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: it happened one time.
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  Speaker 3: The mess.
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  Speaker 1: But what was I saying?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: So she had a packed day yesterday she had her
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  Speaker 1: dance class, she had birthday parties, she ran around with mom.
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  Speaker 1: We had a lunch date at Sweet Butter Yes, and
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  Speaker 1: then we go over to Brock and Sheena's after to
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  Speaker 1: continue mom time and kid time, and Brod comes down.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, your kid is something. I was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 1: what'd she do? And he goes she was upstairs and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, this playroom is a mess, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: Summer cleans up her mess as she goes, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, what would that be like? And she's uh,
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: he said, Ocean dumped out every bag of toys. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I've tried to correct this behavior. I also, you also
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  Speaker 1: can't force a child to pick up after themselves. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just doing the best I can. She's still the coolest
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  Speaker 1: kid I know, so of course she Summer says, Ocean
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  Speaker 1: dumped all the toys out, and Brock says, well, you
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  Speaker 1: girls better pick it all up. Then Summer Moon frantically
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  Speaker 1: starts throwing the toys back in the bags. Ocean folds
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  Speaker 1: her arms and said and Brock says. She looks at
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  Speaker 1: him and goes, I don't have to, and I'm like,
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: she's right, though she doesn't, like, what's anyone gonna do
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  Speaker 1: if she doesn't? No, But really, we were talking to
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  Speaker 1: Brock's mom because we were talking about kids and like
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: how they behave because Ocean, towards the end of the
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: night started getting a little little spicy, a little fresh, swepy.
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  Speaker 1: So Mama takes her in the corner, lets her know
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  Speaker 1: what's up. Yeah, And I was like, it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of work sometimes. And Brock's mom has five kids, and
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  Speaker 1: she goes, you want to know the difference. Back in
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  Speaker 1: the day, when I was a mama, there was no
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  Speaker 1: pulling kids into the corner and saying if you do
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  Speaker 1: it again? She goes one, Yeah, never did it again. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: that's never did it again. What did James say, smacked bottom?
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: You just smack bolt candy. By the way, though, I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad that the smacking of the bottom does not exist anymore,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't even imagine when I discipline Ocean in
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  Speaker 1: a just a very normal way and make her stare
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  Speaker 1: at a wall, because what else do you do? I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you're banging on the piano, You're ripping up in someone
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  Speaker 1: else's household. You it's a bad reflection of me at
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  Speaker 1: this point. All right, you make yourself look bad all day,
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  Speaker 1: won't you ain't gonna make me look bad?
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  Speaker 2: Girl.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's so good, No, it's so good.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like I can't see you guys.
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  Speaker 2: The hat vision is that the vision.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna wear a little bit of glasses and
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: then i'd really.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I want to say, with the ocean, she is
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  Speaker 4: so creative and imaginative that you kind of it's not
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  Speaker 4: like you can put her in her room because she's
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  Speaker 4: gonna have a blast by herself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and can I tell you? So I
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  Speaker 1: send her home with my mom because it's getting late,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, I'm sure that brack and she were like,
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  Speaker 1: how is this kid still going?
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  Speaker 2: My kid?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm used to this, you know, banging
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  Speaker 1: on the piano at ten thirty. No, it was around
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: like nine, nine thirty. So my mom was I was like, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: you got her take her home, and I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was willing to go too, because she was losing her mind.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't want to leave mom, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with you. My mom was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're freaking staying here and enjoying your friends. So I
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  Speaker 1: thought that was very sweet. So I call her just
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that all is settled, and she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Ocean's great, she's in her bed. My bad, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: And my mom said, Ocean, do you know why Mom
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  Speaker 1: had to discipline you? Because when you're doing things that
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  Speaker 1: we've told you not to, like you don't clean up
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  Speaker 1: the toys, or you bang on the piano, mom has
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that you have to listen, and if
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  Speaker 1: you don't listen, there's consequences. And she but, Gigi, I
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  Speaker 1: was having so much fun. I know, I know. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I get it, girl,
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  Speaker 1: because if I were to go bang on the piano
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  Speaker 1: right now, it wouldn't be fun. As you get older,
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  Speaker 1: shit just ain't fun unless you're drunk while doing it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and then there's a chance you may end
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  Speaker 1: up in AA. So you bang on that piano, girl,
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  Speaker 1: and you just have all the fun. Sweet baby?
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  Speaker 3: Is she doing?
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  Speaker 4: Is she taking piano lessons or no? She does so much?
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  Speaker 4: Like does she dance?
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  Speaker 2: That's all?
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  Speaker 1: Though she has tap and ballet.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: She's about to be in school.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Then she'll be in school.
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  Speaker 3: Feels like a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe not, but you know what she's like The freaking
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  Speaker 1: energizer bunny.
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  Speaker 2: She does.
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  Speaker 1: She keeps going and going and go.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's wild what she's taking, but I want someone.
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  Speaker 1: I want them to anyway. Yeah, she does go. The
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  Speaker 1: day was great. Cut to today, I think that we're
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: recording the pod because mom has headed to Coachella this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I think, sorry, stage Coach, thank you, thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Stage coach.
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  Speaker 3: Even better I heard, I'm very excited for you, guys.
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: Producer John and I are going to Sick New World.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds horrible, yeah, but you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what, We're happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: Happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Hitting try not to get trampled by everyone chewing holes
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  Speaker 1: in their cheek.
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  Speaker 2: I have had Producer John scratching their arms.
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  Speaker 4: I have had three four give them while the podcast
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  Speaker 4: listeners reach out and say, oh my god, we'll be
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: at Sick New World. You're a listen nurse, and they said,
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  Speaker 4: we'd love to see you and Producer John, so.
• 8:05
  Speaker 5: Come find us, find us have a little pop up
• 8:08
  Speaker 5: boom lala.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Is that freaking Sick New World? That'd be legit? I know, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's great. I'm excited for you, guys. I'm
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: just throwing shade because anything that's outside of that. I
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I love the shade you guys. I think
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: we're all going to have an equal amount of fun.
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: We're all I just want everyone to have fun.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: We're all gonna have fun, just be more better.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna back to your water.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Signey world is heavy metal.
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: It is a metal right producer.
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  Speaker 6: John System of it Down and Slipknot or the headliners.
• 8:45
  Speaker 4: Oh I don't like Slipnot as much anymore boo because
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: they got rid of Jay the drummer Boo.
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  Speaker 3: But I like everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Else, I've never heard this song. You've never Slipknot song
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  Speaker 2: if it was on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Down is like you guys have heard this?
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  Speaker 2: Is it like? Let's don't disturbed?
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  Speaker 6: Sounds like wake up?
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: You wanted to? Yeah no, I only something you want to?
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah no, I only listen to those on like
• 9:14
  Speaker 5: MX versus a t V unleashed because they were just
• 9:17
  Speaker 5: the soundtrack wasn't by choice.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: It wasn't by choice at all. Okay, Well, guys are
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  Speaker 1: gonna have so much fun. I know I just fell
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: asleep there, Like I didn't fall asleep. I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to think of I'm like, so do they just scream
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  Speaker 1: at you, or there any instruments. They're so good it's
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  Speaker 1: so I guess there are instruments. If you had a
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  Speaker 1: friend and slip not that was the drummer.
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  Speaker 5: So just picture you know what, banging at the loudest
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  Speaker 5: they can, the guitar as loud as it can, and
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  Speaker 5: then a guy just screaming as.
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  Speaker 1: Loud as is it considered emo?
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  Speaker 4: No, emo is more like when we were young fast.
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  Speaker 4: There is a band called spirit Box that I'm is
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  Speaker 4: a girl and if you heard her, she sings gorgeous
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  Speaker 4: singing voice but also screams that's hot and she kills it.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: This is what I will say, even though I don't
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  Speaker 1: listen to that type of music, that is like sheer
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  Speaker 1: fucking talent. The fact you can go from screaming and
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: not tear up your vocal cords so much that you like,
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: how do you even speak after?
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  Speaker 4: It's like a faux screaming. You're not actually screaming, it's
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  Speaker 4: like something else.
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  Speaker 1: Do you still have to learn how to do that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I feel like to do that and then still
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: have a rhythm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's hot. It stunning.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's amazing that you guys are going
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: sexy box. What's her name sexy Box? I don't know,
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: but she should change.
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: I think her name is Courtney.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: What's her stage name.
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  Speaker 3: O spirit Box.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: Well that's her bank, sexy Box.
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  Speaker 1: We will not objectify spirit Box. We will not. We
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  Speaker 1: will call her talented Box. So Jessica had to come
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: this morning because I was out until one thirty am.
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  Speaker 1: And well, I shouldn't say I was not in the bed.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I was at Sheena's house until very very late.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was. Now I was at home asleep.
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  Speaker 1: No, So when Jessica came in and was banging on.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: The door, am I right?
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: She's never really banged.
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  Speaker 4: It's never happened before, you guys, I've never I was
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  Speaker 4: calling law and I was like, do.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: You want me to pick you up? Or me at
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  Speaker 3: the studio? Nothing? Nothing, And I was like, okay, I'm
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: just gonna come get you.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't respond to any of them.
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  Speaker 4: No, And I was calling you, calling Lisa, and then
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  Speaker 4: I started getting nervous. So I had to call Easton
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: because I was a minute out and I was like, Easton,
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  Speaker 4: have you heard from your mom?
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: And me? And she goes, are you at laws? Or
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: are you taking large just going from your house, and
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm at my house.
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize that I scared everyone this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Needs to go off round nine.
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  Speaker 1: Well, usually I set my alarm, but I was like,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: I don't need to set my alarm where I'm gonna
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: be up and at him because I got a baby
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: who wakes me up usually at the crock but this
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  Speaker 1: one's snoozing. I'm snoozing. So anyway, here we are this morning.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we were all all by the way, where
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: are my two pibbles at my home? They need to return,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just Lily barking.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, where are they?
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: This is not right.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: You do not like it anymore in there.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I just they're my dogs, so I would appreciate
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: if you'd give them back your dogs.
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, they are my dogs that got taken from me.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want to be they don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: over there in basement. I know we're gonna have so
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: much of I'm gonna start videoing cos.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: I'm making I'm just gonna make it short film of
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  Speaker 5: her and Lisa in the morning and just the tragedy
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: that is life.
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  Speaker 1: Through it tragedy, we live the dream. I look out
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  Speaker 1: in my gorgeous backyard, in my gorgeous kitchen, drink my
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: coffee with my gorgeous child hair everywhere like this is
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  Speaker 1: the dream.
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  Speaker 5: Her hair in the morning, her hair if you don't
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  Speaker 5: brush it, she's gonna get She's close.
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  Speaker 3: To me, you guys, it's the key. That's very true.
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  Speaker 4: I walked in the when I knocked on the door
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  Speaker 4: this morning, I was like law, and I opened and
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  Speaker 4: the first thing Ocean did was pop up there everywhere
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  Speaker 4: when smiled.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something before we move on from
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  Speaker 1: Ocean and real life content. Ocean and Summer Moon were
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: facetiming this weekend while we were in Palm Springs, and
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  Speaker 1: as I'm listening, I'm like, this is reminding me of something,
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  Speaker 1: the two of them communicating. It's it reminded me of
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  Speaker 1: John c Riley and Will Ferrell in Step Brothers when
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: they're when they're sleepwalking and they're That's how Ocean and
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: talk to each other. That's hilarious, and they understand each other.
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  Speaker 1: And it's only the forehead. When you look at them, they're.
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  Speaker 2: Both talking to it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: It really is so because they're looking so close at
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  Speaker 2: the other one.
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  Speaker 3: You should have taken a video or picture.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: I was striving. I wish I could have. It was
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  Speaker 1: really funny, though, I'm like, why is this? Why have
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I seen this before?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it was right on the money of those two.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny. Okay, so online, this is what the
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: headline is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Ever seen a dead body? Question mark? Fourteen year old
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: allegedly invited friends to see mom's corpse after killing her What? Yeah? Yeah,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: did you guys hear about this? No?
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  Speaker 3: This is horrific, did he?
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  Speaker 1: Carly is a girl. Carly Madison greg fourteen, was arrested
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: in March in connection with the death of her mother
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: and the shooting of her stepfather. Per authorities, a teenager
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: accused of fatally shooting her mother before attempting to kill
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: her stepfather allegedly invited friends over to view her mother's corpse.
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  Speaker 2: This is where was this?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: She needs Brandon, Mississippi?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously?
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that is so heartbreaking.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: She has I thought it was pled it's pleaded. She
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: has pleaded not guilty to the charges and is being
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: tried as an adult. Oh she's got slammer, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's one thing to like kill your mother, but then
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  Speaker 5: to like start showing people the corpse, they feel like
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: they're going to add some shit.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: Well I don't know if they'll add some shit. But
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: that's the difference between like fifteen to life.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like well, and it's also the difference, in
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: my opinion, between like who knows why she killed her
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: and like, oh this is severe mental health?
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Like what did the mom do?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like is there was there abuse?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Was there? Because you know, was this a Gypsy Rose situation?
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Or like this sounds you know, and I literally have
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: only heard the headline right now or.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Those two two kids who were locked.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: In a room, Oh there has been that was wild.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was highly recommend that twenty twenty. By the way,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: if you have not seen that twenty have you seen it?
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  Speaker 4: Jess I it's hard for me to watch anything that
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: has to do with children, parents and children because I
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: get such a deep deep hatred and anger and like
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: the darkness that arises out within me of what I
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: would do to those parents scares.
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  Speaker 3: Me a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like it's horrific, Like so
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: many parents, so many kids have been locked in basements
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  Speaker 4: for twenty years.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Like, there's crazy shit and they.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Live in like these totally normal neighborhoods.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or and the neighbors are like I mean I
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: never really knew or like, yeah, something always seemed off
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: about them, but you know, I just thought they were weird.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: No, they keep their kids in the basement locked up
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: in chains.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Let me read the rest of this real quick. The
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: footage so there was cameras, okay. In a preliminary hearing
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: recorded and released by the blog Jackson Jumbalaya on Tuesday,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: investigators spoke about the suspect seemingly nonchalant behavior after allegedly
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: shooting her mother, as captured in home security cameras. The
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: footage from the camera shows the minutes leading up to
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: the killing. The suspect and her mother return home, and
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: after some time, the suspect is seen going into her
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: mother's bedroom. Rankin County investigator blah blah blah. Then you
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: hear a gunshot, a scream, followed by two more gunshots.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: This girl's fucking wild psycho, she's wilding out, dude.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Ugh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: At one point, the suspect asked a friend to come over,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: saying it was an emergency. After the friend was driven
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: over to the residence by her father, the suspect asked
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the friend if she had ever seen a dead body before.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: When the friend said no, the suspect proceeded to show
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: her deceased mother. What a lunatic Give this girl life?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, the gun everywhere? Dude?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Did she run out of the house the friend?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: He called the police? Is that who called the police?
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: The friend?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I would have been terrified, he says, further, alleging that
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the suspect also showed her friend the murder weapon and
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: told her she had fired three shots each at her
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: mother and stepfather. The stepfather told investigators that the suspect
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: was armed with a pistol and shot him in the shoulder.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Upon his return home, the man claimed he was able
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to fight the gun away from her before she fled
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the scene across their backyard. She was captured a short
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: time later near the house.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: This isn't making sense.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: So he fights the gun away and then she invites
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: the friend over. So the mom must have been there first,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: and then the step The mom must have been killed first.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Then the stepfather got home after the girl invited her
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: friend over.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: That must have been it yeah, killed.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Her mom invited her friend over. The friend probably left,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: stepdad came home.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: His friend was like, cool, dead mom. Uh see, I
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: hear my mom calling hitters ready by.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know what to do.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't either. I don't I honestly, because you know,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: she's got a freaking gun in the house. How'd you
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: shoot your mom? By the way, the kickback on a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: gun is then they just said it was a pistol,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: but like, have you been to a shooting range? Those
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: things got kick? And I don't like it one bit,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: even when I used to like do movies when they
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: had like the fakes.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, does it give kick or do you have to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: do it?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're me, you use the plastic kind because
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I just don't like. Yeah, I don't even I don't
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: like it in my hand. I don't want to be
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: near it. I don't like anything, even though it's fake.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: There's been deaths on on movie sets with even those
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the fake weapons, fake weapons, So I always ask for
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the plastic ones and then I have to pretend they
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: add the little noise. Yeah, I'm like, I don't like
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the feeling of this, and I if you number one,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like It's not like I'm some Oscar winning actress, Like
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know how believable I'm gonna be on camera.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: I think you're believable. I've seen that you using a
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: weapon on camera, and I'm like, damn.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Eight second nature.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that girl is. I don't know. Maybe they
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: will do they'll for sure do a psych evaluation and dive.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Into that because you know what, we never of course,
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: you should never kill anyone. But I just hope and
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: pray that these parents weren't evil worth killing.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you guys hear about the mom who speaks
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: out about accidentally inviting four hundred and eighty seven guests
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: to her daughter's birthday party. That's something she would do,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: but on purpose.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Wait, how did she accidentally send a mass email or something?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You write? And why did all those people said?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: They all showed up?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: She still vividly remembers that singing feeling she had when
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: she realized she had made a giant mistake.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: It started it says pitch on this party. By chance.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I see this tab and it says import guests from
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: previous parties. And I just had a Saint Patrick's Day party.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, perfect. After importing her contacts,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: King thought she would be able to select which one
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of them would receive an invitation. That wasn't the case.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: It took me to the actual invitation page and it
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: said Ivy's first birthday, and then at the bottom it
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: said guess four hundred and eighty seven. Oh, I would
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: have a heart attack. What would you do?
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Because I know what I'd do?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Tell me send an email to all of them.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I was sorry, send a disinvite to four hundred and
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: eighty seven people or any redo or cancel good, cancel.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Cancel and be like, hey, guys, we actually have to cancel.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: We'll let you know when rescheduled, and then just.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And then you can't take any pictures or post anything
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: of your That's wild, but what I mean a first
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: birthday party. If someone was like, hey, I accidentally did that,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, all good, I don't need to come
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: to a first birthday party. Who has four hundred and
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: eighty seven people that they've ever encountered?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: And remember, right, yeah, I didn't even have that many contacts.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I think most people in my contacts will be like, uh,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: who is this to me?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I wonder if she had thrown like a work party
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: or a company party or something weird like that, or
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: if it took all of the parties and combine them
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: all that I.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Think it was all her contacts. You know how you
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: accumulate contacts throughout the years. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: have a lot too.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Could you imagine my twenty two year old booty call
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: getting invited in an invite to my first my one
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: year old's birthday party.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: She made it onto Good Morning America. Off of it,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I made a TikTok that went viral.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Surely.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, this is I'm just inserting this
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: the piece of news about the twins.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I was corrected that was false and it went everywhere.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's a joke.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: It was not real. She never came out with that
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: statement Abby.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And wait, that statement was false.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Of the twins.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: So someone just made it up, lay out there.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Everywhere, and it was even like verified by like some
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: news articles and shit.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: So I got got and you know what that happens
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it truly does. And like my mom says, paper
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: takes ink, you can literally write whatever you want. Sina
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: started getting lit up the other day about something that
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: someone had said but it was their interpretation of something
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: that someone else had said, and I was like, hold on,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Brock was like, honey, these words didn't come out of
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: this person's mouth. This is a fan giving their interpretation, right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But it is wild because you sit there and you're like, wow,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just reading something that someone else has gathered and
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: it's not It may not even be the truth, or
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: it could be completely made up, and then it's an
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: impostor interview, impostor interview.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Denzel Washington says it best too. If you read the news,
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: you're misinformed. If you don't read the news, you're uninformed.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I like it. That's why I stay away from the news.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And if you watch, I'd rather be uninformed than misinformed,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: because then you really sound like a dumbass.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Or you watch the news, read the news, and then
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: use your own personal logic.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I don't watch or read the news, you guys.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Actually it's a little can I tell you. I just
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: look at my thing that pops up, and it's all
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: the news that you need to know. It's like must
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: news that happened throughout the week that you must know,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: and it's very brief and easy. So I'm like informed
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: enough of what's going on in the world. But I
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: certainly couldn't sit down and have like an in depth
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: conversation about worldly news with someone.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Right unless you have.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Why don't you guys just get a producer John. He
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: makes you a one sheet every week from now on.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: You don't even read the title, You just cold read
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: it and it works.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: So thank you?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Did we listen to Taylor Swift's new album, The Tortured
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Poet's Department.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Okay you believe I did? Not?
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: You told me something this morning. I was shook about
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: a song she has on there.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I know, and we're gonna get to a Jessica because
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it's one of my faves. After the album came out
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: at twelve am Eastern Time, Taylor shocked the world a
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: few hours later at two AM, announcing that The Tortured
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Poets Department is a secret double album. I was late
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to the game, so I only I have the one
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that's the thicky thick album Thick, Yeah, with all the goods,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: which is the one that has Thank you Amy on it. Wow,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's really freaking good.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I you guys this morning.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: So I have been very busy with a lot of
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: things this past week. So I haven't listened to any podcasts,
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I haven't listened to any new music, but I really
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: want to listen to this.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: I heard it was incredible. Obviously it's Taylor, but.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Lala told me this morning there was a song that
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: came out called thank You Amy, and it's about Kim Kardashian.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: By the way, Kim k lost a hundred over a
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand followers after it came out.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: And also, you guys, you remember Britney Spears came out
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: with a song called if You Seek Amy, and obviously it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Was supposed to sound.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Like f you seek me, if you fuck me?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, no, f you see Kamy?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: So fuck me?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I have to take these off of my
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: face now because they've been on for a while.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: What a nice glow you have now? Gorgeous?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Well, Jess was like why is everyone named Amy? And
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean? If you seek Amy?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: By Britt, I was like, you're right, why is everyone
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: named Amy?
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Does Ocean like the album is the number one question?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: This is what's hard?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: T Swift drops some f bombs? Can't you get the
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I can get probably the edited version, but it's more.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I mean it lives up to the title of the album. Yeah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: it's like a story book, which is what Taylor is
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: most famous for, is telling a story through her music.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: People bond with it, right. She's very vulnerable the way
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that she writes, like I want you to listen to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Thank You Amy. Okay, I love it. And again I
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: was not a Taylor Swift fan, not that I didn't
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like her. I just didn't listen. So I was reading
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: other people's reviews and then picking up on the easter
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: eggs and then you become even more obsessed. But I
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: couldn't really play it for Ocean because during my little
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: listening party, I didn't know when the f words would drop.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And she said to me, she said, Mom, this this
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: song says bad Woods. And I said, I know, we're
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: going to change it. She goes, yeah, we should change it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's so good.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: So we listened to shake it off instead. Old school,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: old school. Let's see. Taylor said on X I'd written
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: so much tortured poetry in the past two years and
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: wanted to share it with you. So here's the second
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: installment of the Tortured Poets Department. It has fifteen extra songs,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and now the story isn't mine anymore. It's all yours.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I have freaking chills.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Good job, Taylor, once again, you've impressed us.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It broke the record for biggest opening day by a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: pop album in Apple Music history. On April nineteenth, twenty four,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the song Fortnite featuring post Malone became Spotify's most stream
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: song in a single day, topping Easy on Me by
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Adele in twenty eleven. It's the first album in Spotify
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: history to have over three hundred million streams in a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: single day. Thank You Amy obviously making waves and if
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you look at Thank You Amy, the reason why people
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: picked up on the Easter Egg, which, by the way,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I looked at it and I was like, why are
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: these random letters.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Capitalized that the most obvious Easter Egg?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It was like what, Oh, I don't understand prison right.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ka, I'm kay, I'm what.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Y yeah?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: K I am Kim. Clearly she's the bronze statue, and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: in it she goes, everyone knows my mother's a saintly woman,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: but she used to say she wished that you were dead.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I can picture her mom being like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: fuck this bitch Ki should just fucking die already, you know.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah one vers we really don't hope that, but I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: did like the line.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Yes first says your kid comes home singing a song
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: that only US two is going to know is about you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: I wonder does like North and is it like public knowledge.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: When that happened? They were beefing Kim, and I want
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to say Kim was beefing with herself, like who beefs
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Well, Kim and Kanye Kanye.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And the thing is with the Kardashians, they have a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: very large following, but it's because they're polarizing. They don't
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: have a beehive or Swifties right right, so when shit
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: hits the fan with one of them, they don't get
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to send out their their fandom.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't rely on it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: They're kind of you know.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, So then what happened? What were you going to say?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: They were beefing and they were beefing, and then what
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: would you say? Oh? And then North wants to do
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: a TikTok with Kim on her on her TikTok, Yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the shake It Off song, and you can tell Kim's like,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: damn it. And then I think it was deleted a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: little while after, and then North starts getting into Northwest. Hey,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: my dad's yay, m hm. And I think then she
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: started throwing shade at Tea Swift or what they don't bring.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I could be completely making this up.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Remember I skim, I skim, We all skim.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: That's what this is that we're literally doing right now.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. Since the song came out, Kim Kardashian
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: has apparently lost at least one hundred and twenty thousand followers.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: She doesn't notice, you got oh you know what? Maybe
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: she does. Actually, if anyone notices.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It's Kim, you know what, though, you have to she yes.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Of course, six million followers.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: One hundred try she's in the three hundred No way, yes,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you guys, She's not a hell of followers. I think
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: she's three hundred and forty something. The reason, uh, three
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: hundred and sixty three million? Yeah, he Swift has like
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: maybe one twenty Beyonces in the threes, you know, watch
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: what Happens Live? Does that? Who has more followers? Beyonce
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: or Taylor Swift? Who has more followers Kim Kardashian or
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner, I wouldn't know it's it's.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: You know, Selena was number one for a while, but
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Think she did she lose her number one spot.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: I'm looking.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was a soccer player, Kylie.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, of course, like Christiano Happen, Christiano Ronaldo, even christ Giano.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Christiano Ronaldo, I think he does have one of the
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: highest and maybe Messi those those I can't even find ballplayers.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: It looks like here in six hundred and twenty eight
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: million for Cristiano Ronaldo.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that who it is?
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: John?
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: And then and then Leo Messi is next with four
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: hundred and ninety six point five million, and then Selena
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: Gomez follows up after that at four hundred and twenty nine.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: This was as of January of twenty twenty four.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: That is wild and Kylie's yeah, I mean, Kylie's got
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: four hundred She's I wonder what Taylor has?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Does Kylie really have more than Taylor? I am shock.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I was shocked.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I was shot one hundred and.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Eighty three million, Kyle, Kylie has I mean kind of
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: not almost double, but you know that is crazy town.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: But here's the other thing, like think of how many
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: like swifties like Ocean she didn't have social media.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: That's very true.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like she better not. She's missing just off those kids,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: hundreds of millions.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: That's so true that it's very true.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Then, But also there's so many people who are like
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: so well known worldwide who don't have it, that have
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: like hardly any fall words because social media, most people
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: using it are in our age group, and.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: We're millennial gen z, right, even gen Z.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Like when my little brother's like, yeah, Instagram, like they're
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: starting to get like a little bit of the ick,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: It's like, no, it's TikTok right now.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: Like Instagram's a little like like face talk.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It's getting to the Facebook.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it's a little geriatric.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, wow.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Why I like TikTok, but I don't like to make
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: like TikTok videos.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of work, just like a picture.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard enough having to get into the snow
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: app than the face app. Everyone's like, why do face tune?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: But why don't you use the face app? And I'm like,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: no offense, bitches, but y'all don't look the way you
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: look in your photos. Like at least I somewhat still
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: resemble myself. I like, just throw on Charmed four. I'm like, oh,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: so that we all look really hot, and then when
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: people see us in person.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: They go, wow, you're not as hot.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: I refuse to allow myself ever to use the video
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: any video filters unless they're funny. Because of that, I'll
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: get too used to seeing myself in the video like
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: looking like just to be like hot, and then I'll
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: be like in real life, I'll be like, what is this?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just Paris filter. You get a little bit
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like of a glow.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles filter is pretty good too.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: There is nothing sexier than a girl that you like
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: see on Instagram and then when she you see her
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: in person, she's.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Even better hotter. Yeah. See, I refuse to go and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: do like those those charmed filters or whatever on face app.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just gonna go in to face to
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: face tune clean up like the little things that are
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: just like showing in this picture. But I don't feel
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: like when I look in the mirror that that isn't it.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: It's not as or something.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because it's it ain't forever No, and honey,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: neither are my wrinkles once. I'm not pregnant with some botox, no,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: some dasify.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: I keep looking at my smilelines and being I regret
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: it so much.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Lee, you were right. I can't wait.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I'll go back Yeah, I got.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: We'll go back to okay, we'll go back to skin
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: tight aesthetics. Lee will take a needle to your face
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and you'll be fine, because I would like to do
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: that facial again. You guys say that you're lucky because
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: you're a man, and men actually some wrinkles on their
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: face perfect. I just feel like it makes them. It's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: like man man, yeah, like through I don't need like
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a Papa John.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: That was what I was going for.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: No, please, don't you just but that facial that I got.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You guys, I used to feel right here. And when
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I did that to her, she goes, oh, yeah, that's
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: where like a lot of like the build up happens
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: on people. What do you mean feel like if I
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: would feel right here, it would just be like a
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: little bit bumpy.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: That's what's right here on me.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: So maybe I need to get the dude, like my
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: hormonal acting or something.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It is smooth. Wait, stop so smooth.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I need to get that facial.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really good. Senator Elizabeth Warren says Apple
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: and Green TEGs are ruining relationships. Am real. It's like
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: when we throw Jason Caperna into the freaking mix of
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: a group chat.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: Ruins it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: He ruins it. The whole chat is freaking green. And
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: then it's like, in quotes, so and So liked, yeah,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? Jason pulit together shocked.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Janet allows that. Janet.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I can't believe she married him and had a baby.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Honestly, aren't they in a legal battle too? Right now?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: It was Jason and Janet, I'm like, not that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, they're in an Apple's in illegal battle because
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: they've monopolized the phone industry, which you can't monopolize like Amazon.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: They had to like outsource work to ups from what
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: I know, because they couldn't be the only one.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: I've heard that delivery iPhone.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Is it is monopoly the monopoly man. It is byfocals
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: and every it says green text on iPhones. They're ruining relationships,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: That's right. It doesn't non iPhone users everywhere being excluded
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: from group text. I get it from sports teams chats
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to vacation chat plans. They're getting cut out, missing out
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: on plans and conversations. And who's to blame here?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Apple?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Apple, No, that bought the droid.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Microsoft teams.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Unless you want to sponsor us Microsoft, then we.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, let me tell you it takes really
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: good pictures hundred yeah or no is.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: No the droid, the android or whatever, like whatever those are.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: My brother has one. He always ruins the family text.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I love him though, and his photo his like content.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, the slow mov videos are so crisp.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: It's like incredible.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Do you remember in snapchat when somebody didn't have an
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: iPhone and they'd send you a video and it was
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: like they sent it on like a cat. Yes, I
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: just don't send me anything anymore, buddy, I can't see it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: No, but really it is I somewhat judge. Like if
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I were to show up on a date and he
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: like pulled out his phone, I'd be like.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: Show up on a date. No, you're not going to
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: show up on a date with a green Texter.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Text already before the Yeah, unless you got a social
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: media no even yeah, you had a planet, unless you're
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: a caller.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, those are even worse. I don't like a collar.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I kind of like a collar a little bit.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Actually, I love a caller and when they answer, I'm like,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I start the phone call, I say I'm sorry for
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the cold call. That is so I just need to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: know X, Y and Z.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: I just need to know the sound of your voice.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Not now now, I'm away from now, I'm away from
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: the first date.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: See.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, though, I feel like I've never really been.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Are we going to talk about this on the book?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: We are clear of it's exciting. However, I do I
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: understand why these people would be like, please don't include
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: John on the fucking text. I can't deal with the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: green coming through because it is obnoxious.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: It's so annoying. It's so bad.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: What's more annoying, though, the Apple users and their pretentious
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: assholes or being the green Texter. I don't know what's
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: more obnoxious us complaining about the green text where someone's
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: simply sending a text and it being green.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: It's like, why do we care so much about the phone? Yeah?
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because it's an extra text.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's like, don't and then you try to
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: send me videos and photos from your and it doesn't
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: come in I because iPhone doesn't have as good quality
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: of videos and.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Photios photios, videos and photos, so the iPhone can't receive
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: the nicer, qual videos. So it's like a waste.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: It is a waste and also first world problems, you know.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, that is very true, Justin, and I appreciate you
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: bringing us back to reality and what matters on this
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: podcast with an android.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: We love you all the same.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Really there you know the people that are like I
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: love it, and they're everywhere. By the way, this is
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: what we're talking about when this is going on in
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the world, and I'm like, I want everyone to know
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: that everyone. Most people are aware of what's going on
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: in the world. Okay, So that's why I say I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: appreciate you as we complain about stupid shit.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: We know what's going on.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, and we know it's important, and we know what
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: we have and we hope that this can take you
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: away from your reality world for just a moment. I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: would like to just say this real quick. Lana del
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: raised Coachella, set, ran Long and Sparks a twenty eight
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Fine, Lana, Well you know they have It's
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: like a sound ordinance right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Well, rand long, and it's not fair.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, Lana's iconic, but it is also not fair
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: to any artists that came on after her, or was
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: she headlines.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: The headliness one other artists are joking worried about she
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: and she arrived like only an hour before, which I
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: guess that seems like a lot of time.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, an hour before her set. Yeah, with your life,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, she probably did sound check. She probably
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: did a whole bunch of that before she went.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would just be so nervous that
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I need to get there and get grounded.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: You think that she was there last week.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: She's also Lana. She's just a vibe.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: She could go out on the stage and hold the
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: mic out for everyone to sing and be like a
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: good job, and everyone will lie.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: But I agree she could probably get nervous, because you
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: get nervous, but you act like you're not and you
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: always do well. She seem like you're never nervous.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: But that's the difference. I'm not trying to hold a Tuneana,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you got.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Can't.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: We have no idea.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: She has no idea. She would just walk up there,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: do her thing and get the fuck out.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Or I'm sure there's a little bit of butterflies. But
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: can I tell you who was so fun to watch?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Is Gwen Steffani. Like she was like doing push ups
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: on the stage. She was watching performers where there's like
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: tens of thousands of people and they're just it's like
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: you're in an intimate room with them, like watching Taylor Swift,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: and she's the size of a grain of rice, Okay,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: and she's just having the best time. Like I saw
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: a video where she had a booger on stage and
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: she was like hiding her face. She's like, I'm sorry
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you guys, and I'm like, this is wild.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: How much can I get for it?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: But by the way, nothing makes me more sick than
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a bugger.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: I'm don't talk about it, discuss I.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Would take Swifts put it on a little pea trees.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to talk about Gwen Stefani. When Steffani,
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: When Steffani, I.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Have a noosh, Oh she's good.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I have an interesting story about Gwen Stefani.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I actually do tell me about it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Gwen Stefani.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Fun fact, Kyle when he was in a DJ Duo
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: opened his DJ Duo opened for Gwen Stefani, and we thought, surely,
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: like they each had their rooms on opposite ends of
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: the stadium. It was at T Mobile Arena in Vegas,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: and we thought, surely he wasn't gonna be able to
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: meet her or see her.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, we're in the green room. We're
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: here and we're like, who is this.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: And it's Gwen and she goes, I just wanted to
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: say Hi, I'm so excited.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: You guys are opening kindest.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Also, she looked, well, probably still looks, but this was
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: what five years ago, she looked twenty two.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Her son were stunning, and she just was like, I
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: just want to say hi, sweetest person, Like Hi, I'm Gwen.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: You're like yeah, I'm like, no shit, I got.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: A picture of it, but it's so she was amazing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Feel free to show it to us.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Riveting we don't.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I also want to shout out Eminem he has officially
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: been sober for sixteen years and he posted a chip
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: in his hand.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's incredibly incredible, right, that's so amazing.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: He's so hot.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: You think.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: He could turn gingy and I'd still be like, oh really,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: he's slim shady dude, the real shady. Yeah, please stand up, Hi,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: you stand up and I'll get on all fours.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: How fun.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's hot, but I used to.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Who's your dream guy, Jess. And when I say dream guy,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I hate when people say like dream guy, because it's
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: so so stupid to say, are you crush like celeb?
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Who would you? Who are you aesthetically drawn to? Like
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: your type of guy?
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: It's you guys.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Mine changes all the time, and it's all over place.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Kyle used to get so confused when I would be like,
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: I would say something and he'd be like, your type
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: is so weird? Like at one point it was it's
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: not anymore, But at one point it was Colin Jost.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Snl Scarlett Johansson's husband, Oh, just like too clean cut
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: At another time it was who did Reggie bush Oggie?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: I know now it's Honders Holmes or home from Workaholics?
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Is that actually not now anymore? But maybe like a
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: month ago.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: He's just like, why you move quick?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You move quick?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: It's all over the place, and it's always because I
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: either see an interview or a clip, and that's what
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: causes it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: It's never been You're more of a personality kind of girl. Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: who would you say, is your like my type?
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Like a reference.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think I'm into Like I like shorter women.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of somebody who would be my type.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But I don't like a.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Madison Beer or like Sidney Sweeney. Oh she's not his type,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: but he like, I know what he likes. He likes
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: like the Madison Beer.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I like shorter girls. Madison Beer
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: might be taller, but I like like Madison Beer. Look
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: with like like five two five.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Well, who doesn't like a Madison Beer. Look at me,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: she's fucking stunning, like a Megan Fox Madison.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah she's not short though, you guys.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: He likes him how he likes him out a solid
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: five three five.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Four Yeah, solid five three five four.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like his ex Eastan. I have a case of
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: the exes.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I can't get over this fucking girl.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Both of us are like, what's happening? Like are we
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: just going to be like single?
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: And I hang out with like other girls never want
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: to be the hump of like, wow, you suck. Even
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: just sitting there, like I think with my ex was
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: like even like going back to when we first met. Yeah,
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: even just chilling with her was way better than like
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: the stupid little bitches.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Well you're.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: You're also you may be looking at the wrong places.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Is she like married now or something?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: No, he still sees hear at times when he goes
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: back to Utah.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Ah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you guys wound up together together one day.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was really cute and she fit into the
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: family really well. And like, timing is everything.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Did you guys ever get in fights me and her?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, arguments, just at the very end, at the
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: very end.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: But it was like I was, like, the one thing
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: is timing. My dad had just died. I met her
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: a month later, so I was fucking off the rails.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: And then obviously they were off, like we were all
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: off the rails. So there was just little things where triggers.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was I had gotten sober already.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean Dad's death, I mean it threw
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: us all through a loop. Yeah, yeah, sober not You're right.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't like I was drunkenly going in.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: But no, I don't think there was ever really crazy fights.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: No, there weren't.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: No, t was every family fight.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Family fight, I know, yeah, of course they fight.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a case of the exes. This one
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: can't do it either.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Can you tell us yours well fifty we know.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Like a fifty cent vibe or like in an Odell
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Beckham or like a Michael B. Jordan, Like that is
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: my my type. Your guys' hats are so cute. I
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: look like I'm I have a fuzzy bonnet on. I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: looking rough.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Well, you gotta just do like one air on top
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: of this.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I hope my ex doesn't watch this video.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Was watching it live? Why does yours look so wild?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Though you're lost, you have a bigger head than me.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Both of you.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Looks like a bonnet too though.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, I feel better if you were bonneting
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Am I not I looked. I feel like I'm bonneting you.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You all look very very good a lot.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I'm bonditing for sure. You know what, I have a
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: giant head.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I have a personality.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: It's my brain.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: So that's all that matters.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: See exactly to the.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Women who like a personality too, like you.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: We want to cut to ache and relieve my loves.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, we're already done.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Do you guys want to go first? I've gone first
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: every time.
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: You want to start us off, homie, Yeah, I really
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: don't think I have one.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: You don't have an ache or a reliefs? That is depressing?
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: What can we do to change that?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: My ache is I don't have anything? What first, stage coach?
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I really don't.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm doing Amazon Live today. I know if you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: would like to purchase anything.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: I know they have some cute cowboy boots that I'm
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: gonna get.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, cowboy boots like.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: A cowboy.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be a he's I'm just trying
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: to run and it shows him too.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: I know it's I could choose a lot of different aches,
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: but I'm going to keep it happy.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Of like, just that is my ache.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I don't have any clothes to wear, and then my
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: relief of the week is going to be going to
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: stage coach.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I love it?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Is this even? Is this going on this week or next? Yes?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: This week? We're this week, baby, We're live.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, this episode is next?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: This is next week? Honey?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: My ache? All right?
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: My ache is I am very, very exhausted from the weekend.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I just had so much fun.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: And I had so much fun. But that is my
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to By the way, I just.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Said, we went to Summer Moon's birthday. It's fine. Everyone knows,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: everyone knows.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Keep it well. My relief is, yeah, I have what
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Stage coach is all of it? I there, it is, yay.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: I like, it's the relief. I'll be tired, I'll be
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: happy stage coach.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: We are cowboy cartering our way to stage coach, and
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I can't freaking wait. By the way, I put Ocean
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: in a little too too, because she was going to dance,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: and so she had her like little leotard on with
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: her tou tou and I put her in cowboy boots
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: with like really cute little pigtails and they were super curly.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: And this guy was like, she is giving cowboy carter
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: right now? And I was like, yes, oh my god,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I'm never changing. She's gonna live in this outfit for
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: the rest of her life.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Does she like the cowboy boots?
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Though she did like it, Do you want to know
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: why why it's got a little heel on it?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It does yeah, quick.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Click she had anything with a little heel on it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, and we went to Marshall's bawling and she found
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: some more click clack and she she did yeah, and
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: they were a size ten. I was like, maybe they're
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: not going to fit. Just let's go find them in
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: my size and mom did she did?
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Damn, I dude, I need to start going back to
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Marshall's and TJ Max.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I haven't.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you right now Marshall's.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: For anybody who watched whatever episode when I had the
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: Los Angeles.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cute Marshall's Baby Marshall's.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: It was on sale and it's in the same it
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: was like fifty sixty. I got it for twenty.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Wow. If you'd like to sponsor the podcast, we'd love it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I need some new fits so you know.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: It's in the same parking lot as TJ Max it is. Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Is it TJ Max or is it I think it's
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Home Goods TJ if.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: You go to a TJ Max, because there's Home Goods,
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: there's TJ Max.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: But then there's the two Home Goods. I think it's
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: the twos.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: That's like the Target super where you get the superstore. Yeah,
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: the super Yeah, where you can do a little shopping
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: for food and clothing.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Ah, iagra.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: It's hard by Oh it's your version of viagrass.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Oh my, hell my my. My ache of the week. Yes,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: my ache of the week is that baby is starting
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: to push into my roopcase and it's making like even
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: But you know what's so exciting? That means we're gonna feel.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Kicks that you stand up? Does that help if you
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: were to stand up?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I like, but I can't stretch too much
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: like that, right, but it is if.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: You were to instead of sitting down to do the podcast.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I know it sounds terrible.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Stand up for an hour. And you know those people
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: who sit at their desk when they're working and they
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: walk love those desks.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: You stand up, it raises with you. You're like, they're
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: a little tired. Back down, we go horrible.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, give me a lazy boy.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: You have not worked in an office for eight hours
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: in a day.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: You're damn rod, I have it? Are you crazy?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I worked in an office and it was four hour shifts.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: So you worked part time? Wow? Yeah, I did hours
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: with the stand up desks, I see you.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Either way?
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: How does it can? I ask a question? How does
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: it the baby? Make it so it doesn't keep just
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: going up and up?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Is there not?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: It's serious? Is there something like?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: How do I know the womrow up my baby? How
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: does it not come out.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Of my mouth? Because it's not in there?
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait, it's because of the womb. Yep, that's why.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like everything in my body has shifted to another
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: area so.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: That I'm blacking out.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I'm passing out, keep going though it's shaped.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Like the organs.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Sha comes up to me and she's like, guys, am
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I the only one who didn't realize that we weren't
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: born with placentas and that your body produces that when
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you get pregnant. I said, yes, you most certainly are. However,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I for many years before I had Ocean, thought that
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: my baby lived inside the placenta. I knew that.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I just asked how the baby doesn't come out of
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: the mouth, So.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: It's a valid question. Now I'm going to pass away
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a bit. I'm sick.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: We got to move on.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, so that yeah, My relief is Danny, my
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: best friend, who you guys have probably seen. It's the
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: sister of Maddie who I went and watched or get married.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: You guys may know Danny from like old school episodes
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: of Vanner Pump Rules. She is coming into town with
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: her husband and their son and we will be venturing
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: to the desert to enjoy stagecoach together. I'm very excited.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I know we've been talking about this for a while
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and it's finally here. And by the time this airs,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: it has passed and that it's over.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: That's not how you feel, though I can tell the future.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: You're you're feeling that way now.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: But like you just said, it was your relief and
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: now it's suddenly you're over it and now it's your ache.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Weeks in the desert, farts in the wind, Hey, you're
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: the fart.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Win is a fart in the wind? Am? I am?
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: I We're in Palm Spring. She's like, I just want
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: to stay home and do nothing tonight. Ten minutes later,
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: were walking to the car. I guess we could go
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: to the club for dinner. I was like, oh no,
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: I don't undertand I love driving. How fun does it
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: sound to go to like a little Mexican dive bar.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: I was like, this fucking bitch is a fortin the wind.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Bitches the best the last two weeks. Let's call let's
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: wrap it before we all get canceled.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: You guys, okay yo, it's like twenty minutes for myself.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It's because I'm used to the order. You know, you've
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: gone counterclockwise. I was just populated. Now, okay, go, you
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: guys are gonna wrap. Jessica, you can go fuck yourself.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: We're gonna okay, Okay, my ache is just, oh, that
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: was funny to me.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: My ache is, oh, oh, you know what I'm going
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: to say. Producer John was kind enough.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: To be so pissed off about it so much.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Let's read this at the top of the next episode.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, Sir John was so nice because I had said
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: on this podcast a while ago, I was going to
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: be competing in a May fifth jiu jitsu competition, and
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I will not be anymore because I took like ten
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: days off a few weeks ago, and it really just
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: for one reason or the other, or a million reasons,
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: and it makes a difference. I really needed to keep
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: training during that time and I didn't. I'm back in
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: it now, obviously, so I will be competing eventually, I
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: think in June, but thank you, Producer John. The ache
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: was that that I won't be competing, and my relief
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: is that Producer John was kind enough to put this
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: up there even though I'm not competing, So thank you,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: and that I'm back in jiu jitsu.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: We should do a montage of how many episodes in
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a row? Just because ach and relieve has had to
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: deal with.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Fucking that's my life.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I know, someone get this girl like a vibrator.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: I think it's been almost every ache and relief besides
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: maybe two oh we have.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a montage.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: People will say they'll DM me and be like, every
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: time I see the word jiu jitsu, I read it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Like jiu jitsu.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's exactly how you say it. And by the way,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: we're thrilled about it. At least someone here is exercising
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: and getting their heart rate up. You guys, just I'm
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: sorry I almost passed up on you. That was not
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: on purpose. I love your aches and reliefs. It was
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the order you threw me off. I'm a creature of habit.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to another episode of the Give
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Them La La Podcast. I love you all, Happy happy
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: hump Day. Don't drink and drive, and if you do drink,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: have a drink for me.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: Let you buy