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Hour 3 - Just Judge Me · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka.
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Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, and the old
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Speaker 2: school fun is here. Book them Dan o here an
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Speaker 2: hour number three talking baseball on this Friday, the fourteenth
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Speaker 2: day of November, got the fifth hour podcast with.
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Speaker 3: Me and Danny g coming up a little bit later today.
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Speaker 3: What was the key in baseball the Aaron Judge beating
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Speaker 3: out cal Rally for the American League MVP honors? Also,
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Speaker 3: what does this latest MVP in the National League? What
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Speaker 3: does that do for the legend of the Dodgers show? Hey, Otani,
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Speaker 3: and we will also discuss Vladimir Guerrero Junior winning the
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Speaker 3: first ever Entertainer of the Year award in baseball. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: I'm not making that up. Wait till you hear about this.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my. We'll get to that and
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Speaker 3: more right now. Lame jokes as well. It's our number three.
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Speaker 3: Just judge me bro, Just judge me bro. Welcome in
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Speaker 3: the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malers Show.
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Speaker 3: This hour is from baseball The activities winding down with
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Speaker 3: a shindig on Thursday in Viva Las Vegas. Say what now?
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Speaker 3: The hardware department from the GM meetings which had been
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Speaker 3: taking place this week, they had a gala event, a
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Speaker 3: lot of stars on hand and Vegas and they handed
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Speaker 3: out some trophies not everyone was in at tennis. But
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Speaker 3: it was MVP day, MVP day, and who took the
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Speaker 3: top billing? Did you see? No, it's not baseball season.
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Speaker 1: Why are you talking baseball?
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Speaker 3: It's mid November, Thanksgivings a couple weeks away. Shut up, yeah, gobble, gobble,
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Speaker 3: gobble exactly. So the Dodger star Shohei o Tani picked
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Speaker 3: up not one, not two, not three, but number four
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Speaker 3: his fourth career, fourth career MVP while unanimously earning the
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Speaker 3: NL honors. So much for Kyle Schwarber's MVP campaign there
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Speaker 3: in Philadelphia. So that's not much of a story. We'll
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Speaker 3: put that to the back burner. The better story is
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Speaker 3: where the drama is, and that isn't.
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Speaker 1: The American League.
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Speaker 3: So Aaron Judge became the Yankees' fourth three time MVP winner.
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Speaker 3: He edged out the big dumper cal Raley with seventeen
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Speaker 3: first place votes, thirteen for the switch in and catcher
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Speaker 3: cal Rale. That means we are told that if just
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Speaker 3: two scribes, two baseball elitist writers, had switched their votes,
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Speaker 3: it would have been a tie. It would have been
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Speaker 3: a tie, And that is a good jumping off point.
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Speaker 3: So let us discuss the question, what was the key
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Speaker 3: to Aaron Judge beating out cal Rally the big Dumper
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Speaker 3: in the Seattle, New York Battle Royale for American League
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Speaker 3: MVP honors? On this one, I've got the old switcher route,
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Speaker 3: high protein bowl, and whoopee cushion.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 3: We'll combine all of these things together and we're gonna
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Speaker 3: make that gabba goool. We're gonna make that gabba ghul
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Speaker 3: some goabba goul sandwiches. So, first of all, Aaron Judge
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Speaker 3: gets the real Estate Trophy. There's an MVP, but it's
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Speaker 3: a real estate trophy. What do they say in real estate?
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Speaker 1: Location? Location location?
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Speaker 3: He plays off I ninety five adjacent the I ninety
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Speaker 3: five quarter, the axis of evil, and the pinstripes. You've
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Speaker 3: got those on your body when you play at home,
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Speaker 3: the pinstripes. And then the guy from Seattle, where's a trident?
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Speaker 3: The is like the ace. The trident is like a
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Speaker 3: two of clubs. And so the pinstripe wins every single time. Now,
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Speaker 3: the better story is in the losing locker room, and
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Speaker 3: the better story lost in this case. Are we surprised?
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Speaker 3: Are we surprised that this happened? No, of course not.
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Speaker 3: We're not surprised that Aaron Judge won the award. However,
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Speaker 3: cal Raley should have gotten that little piece of metal.
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Speaker 3: As Rob Manford would say, cal Rally was not only
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Speaker 3: a catcher. He was a catcher from Olympus this season
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Speaker 3: and sixty bombs. A switch hitting catcher, more runs batted in,
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Speaker 3: more leverage stats, more defensive value, more war, all the nerds.
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Speaker 1: Stats.
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Speaker 3: Dragged the Mariners out of the abyss, out of the
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Speaker 3: baseball wilderness where they were surrounded by Bigfoot, and came
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Speaker 3: out of there like Moses parting the Puget Sound and
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Speaker 3: didn't win the MVP War. There's nothing more cal Rawly
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Speaker 3: can do. He will never have a season like that again.
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Speaker 3: That was his career year, that was his moment in
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Speaker 3: the sun. And he made the mistake of playing for
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Speaker 3: Seattle and not the New York Yankees. That's the problem, right,
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Speaker 3: that's the issue. And you know what what Seattle got though, Seattle?
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Speaker 1: Seattle.
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Speaker 3: You look side by side, right, New York East Coast bias,
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Speaker 3: all that stuff. They've got that East Coast bias. Theater
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Speaker 3: there which is on Broadway. Seattle's got rain, They've got fairies,
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Speaker 3: they've got the coffee shops. They've got that, they get
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Speaker 3: the Space Needle and New York, they've got more voters
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Speaker 3: who are watching Yankee baseball, even in this plugged in
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Speaker 3: social media world. Even in that world, a lot of
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Speaker 3: them and the baseball scribes all drool over Aaron Judge.
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Speaker 3: When Aaron Judge walks into the room in those sexy stripes,
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Speaker 3: they have gaga. They go gaga. Yeah, they go gaga. Meanwhile,
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Speaker 3: Cal Raley playing in what the former Dallas Cowboys head
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Speaker 3: coach Jimmy Johnson once called Southern Alaska. You're essentially invisible
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Speaker 3: unless you're on the Yes Network. So Aaron Judge gets
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Speaker 3: the he has done it before bonus. Now you normally
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Speaker 3: don't get a he's done it before bonus. There's usually
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Speaker 3: voter for tigu. But with Aaron Judge, there was no
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Speaker 3: voter for teg as he ends up.
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Speaker 1: Winning the vote.
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Speaker 3: So, ah, he's done it before, we'll give him the MVP.
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Speaker 3: That's the little bonus there. It's like a loyalty card.
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Speaker 3: It's like, hey, it's MVP. It's not supposed to be
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Speaker 3: like you're going to Panera bread and you're punching your
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Speaker 3: card there, but here we are. Congratulations Aaron, You've got
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Speaker 3: a loaf of bread and you've earned a MVP. Yeah. No, no,
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Speaker 3: cal Raley was mythical, the mythical Mariner year.
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Speaker 1: Aaron Judge. Was he bad? No, of course he wasn't bad.
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Speaker 3: He was not bad. He had a good year. There's
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Speaker 3: a difference though. In fact, this is a great It's
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Speaker 3: like we call it the Pepsi challenge. If you did
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Speaker 3: the Pepsi challenge, the old switcheroo, the old switcheroo, and
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Speaker 3: you gave the stats on cal Raleigh, and you gave
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Speaker 3: the stats on Aaron Judge, except you switched the logo.
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Speaker 3: You put the Mariner logo next to Aaron Judge's name,
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Speaker 3: and you put the Seattle Mariner logo next to cal Raley,
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Speaker 3: or the Seattle Mariner logo next to Judge and the
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Speaker 3: Yankee logo next to cal Raley. If you do that
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Speaker 3: on the side by side, who do you think wins
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Speaker 3: the MVP? Like a modern day There was a famous
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Speaker 3: movie years ago with Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murray Murphy
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Speaker 3: rather trading places right, and so Raleigh would win the
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Speaker 3: MVP in a landslide if he just wore the right laundry.
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Speaker 3: He would be a unanimous MVP with that season. Instead,
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Speaker 3: cal Raley gets the Big Dumper Award the bridesmaid and
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Speaker 3: Aaron Judge beat cal Raley because he wasn't better in
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Speaker 3: twenty five because of geography branding the Pinstripe perfume. But again,
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Speaker 3: if you did the Pepsi challenge blind side by side said, okay,
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Speaker 3: we have a catcher that caught over one hundred games
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Speaker 3: whatever it was, and controlled the pitching staff, made the playoffs,
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Speaker 3: won the division for the first time in a generation,
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Speaker 3: and you had Aaron Judge on the other side who
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Speaker 3: stands out in the outfield picking his nose while the
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Speaker 3: game's going on. Which one wins the MVP award, you'd
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Speaker 3: give it to cal Raley, you would. So again, just
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Speaker 3: flip the logo cal Raley wearing the interlocking and why
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Speaker 3: Aaron Judge wearing the trident and the race is not close.
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Speaker 3: It's not. But that didn't happen, So there we go,
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Speaker 3: all right. Secondly, we go back to the National League
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Speaker 3: MVP race. The question here, what does this latest most
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Speaker 3: Valuable Player award?
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Speaker 1: Due to the legend.
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Speaker 3: Of the Dodgers sho, hey, Otani, so he's now won four.
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Speaker 3: It further cements Otani the myth, the legend, the amazing
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Speaker 3: stories that will be told for years about Otani, like
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Speaker 3: he's some kind of biblical creature among mortals. Otani, like,
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Speaker 3: we're talking about a guy who's now won four MVPs unanimous. Again,
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Speaker 3: he's the second player in baseball history to win back
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Speaker 3: to back World Series and MVPs, only Joe Morgan of
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Speaker 3: the Big Red Machine the only other one to do it.
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Speaker 3: And you look at Otani and he's doing it with
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Speaker 3: this casual breeze, this nonchalant approach, like he's someone ordering
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Speaker 3: a high protein bowl at Chipotle for lunch and then
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Speaker 3: hits due home runs. Yeah. Now, the key is obviously
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Speaker 3: the pitching. A Tony's not an amazing pitcher.
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Speaker 1: He's not.
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Speaker 3: You're not supposed to say that part out loud, but
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Speaker 3: just the fact that he's a good pitcher is enough.
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Speaker 3: And if Otani was just a hitter, he'd have MVP awards.
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Speaker 3: He wouldn't have known un unchallenged, wouldn't have two unchallenged
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Speaker 3: MVP awards. The pitching thing puts him over the top.
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Speaker 3: He continues to be a glitch in the matrix, a
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Speaker 3: cheat code, and this is what the Dodgers paid seven
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Speaker 3: hundred million dollars to download. He's think he's thirty one.
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Speaker 3: Barry Bonds didn't start rattling off MVP awards a year
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Speaker 3: after year like they were Pez dispensers until until the
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Speaker 3: Balco days in his mid thirties with the Higantes. And
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Speaker 3: so Otani has already halfway well, he's passed halfway now
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Speaker 3: of seven, passed halfway to seven.
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Speaker 1: So if you want to talk.
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Speaker 3: Barry Bonds record, because that's what we're now looking at,
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Speaker 3: he's got to win several more MVP awards show a
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Speaker 3: might lap him. If you figure the Dodgers are going
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Speaker 3: to continue to spend a lot of money because it's
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Speaker 3: all deferred money, so they just can write checks. They
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Speaker 3: don't have to pay those checks until years and years later,
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Speaker 3: so they're gonna keep adding players, and Otani's gonna keep
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Speaker 3: hitting home runs and at least for the next couple
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Speaker 3: of years, he'll continue to pitch and he'll just win
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Speaker 3: MVP while he's eating a Dodger dog. And again, the
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Speaker 3: Dodgers are getting what they paid for. And I give
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Speaker 3: Otani credit because often these contracts do not work out
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Speaker 3: this way.
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Speaker 1: They don't.
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Speaker 3: And who's to say Otani at the end of the
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Speaker 3: contract is going to be anywhere near this He likely
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Speaker 3: will not be. They've already gotten two World Series out
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Speaker 3: of Otani, They've gotten two MVP awards. That is outstanding.
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Speaker 3: The Dodgers didn't just buy a superstar. We know that
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Speaker 3: they bought a mythological being that he's a Paul Bunyan
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Speaker 3: baseball demigod show Heltani and Otani's not even really a
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Speaker 3: player anymore. It's like some kind of cosmic event a
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Speaker 3: it's wild because he played for the Angels and nobody
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Speaker 3: really paid attention. Now he's on the Dodgers, and it's
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Speaker 3: like the regular season numbers look like you're running a
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Speaker 3: creative player on rookie mode and just put all the
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Speaker 3: good stuff in there. It's efforless domination during the regular seasons,
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Speaker 3: almost like he's bored at times. And so this MVP
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Speaker 3: kicks the legend up a couple of notches, right another
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Speaker 3: tier and we're already past the greatest player of his generation.
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Speaker 3: Is there any debate that he's the greatest player. No,
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Speaker 3: there's no debate at his generation. We're into now the
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Speaker 3: greatest player who ever lived, and he's not done yet.
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Speaker 3: Now that one I have a tough time with because
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Speaker 3: I just it's tough to wrap my head around that.
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Speaker 3: But that's what people are arguing in the legend. It's
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Speaker 3: not peaking yet. I don't think it's peaking.
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Speaker 1: It's expanding.
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Speaker 3: It's definitely expanding, that's for sure. All right. Now, final thought,
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Speaker 3: we continue with the theme of the hour at least
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Speaker 3: with baseball on the Ben Malers Show here on Fox
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Speaker 3: Sports Radio.
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Speaker 1: But our final thought.
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Speaker 3: They gave out a bunch of other awards, were focused
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Speaker 3: in on the MVP Awards because that's the big one.
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Speaker 3: That's the big giant Komodo dragon right there. So with
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Speaker 3: that said, there were some others that didn't have as
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Speaker 3: much buzz. It didn't really get as much juice going
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Speaker 3: and all that stuff. There was one that caught my
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Speaker 3: attention that I'd like to spend a couple of minutes
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Speaker 3: on with you, and that is a Toronto blue Jay
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Speaker 3: winning an award. And I'm gonna frame it this way,
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Speaker 3: the question where are you at? Where are you at?
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Speaker 3: On Toronto's Vladimir Guerrero Junior winning Major League Baseball's first
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Speaker 3: ever Entertainer of the Year award. Let me repeat that
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Speaker 3: for those of you that are a little slow. Baseball
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Speaker 3: has added to the award season the Entertainer of the
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Speaker 3: Year award. Okay, I already add on that. This is
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Speaker 3: baseball walking into the party. They're walking into the party
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Speaker 3: where all the cool people are, and they're wearing sunglasses
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Speaker 3: at night. That's what baseball's doing. Hey guys, hey, look
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Speaker 3: we're having We're having fun too, We're having a good time.
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Speaker 3: This screams adding entertainer of the Year. It screams one
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Speaker 3: thing and one thing only you know what that thing is. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: l se low self esteem. Baseball's acting with this award.
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Speaker 3: This like the teenager staring into the mirror whispering. Do
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Speaker 3: people think I'm boring? Do people like me? I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Baseball's not happy being.
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Speaker 3: You know, baseball. It's always been the problem with baseball. Baseball.
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Speaker 3: People want to be something else. They're annoyed that football
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Speaker 3: is more popular. They're annoyed how cool basketball players look.
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Speaker 3: So like, we want some of that, and this is
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Speaker 3: a sport. You know who the president was when baseball
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Speaker 3: started in America, Baseball has been around since Ulysses s.
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Speaker 3: Grant was the president in the eighteen eighteen seventies. I
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Speaker 3: believe it. What so now it wants to hang with
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Speaker 3: the cool kids. I think it's actually the eighteen sixties,
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Speaker 3: but Ulysses asked, Grant was the president, so you want
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Speaker 3: to hang out with the cool people. And Vladimir Guerrero,
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Speaker 3: the first ever winner of the Entertainer of the Year
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Speaker 3: award is the Crown Prince of the Diamond Award? Is
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Speaker 3: that also a thing? The court gestured trophy? Is that
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Speaker 3: what this is?
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Speaker 1: Do they hand it out?
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Speaker 3: Do you get one of those little squirting flowers, you know,
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Speaker 3: those comedy flower things in the whoopee cushions as a
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Speaker 3: set like a golden whoopee cushion. Yeah, that's great. And
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Speaker 3: the other thing I was wondering, if Vladimir Guerrero plays
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Speaker 3: the way he's played and continues this for another seven
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Speaker 3: or eight years, he will end up in Cooperstown. He'll
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Speaker 3: be a Hall of Famer, father's son, hall of Fame combination.
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Speaker 3: So when he gets to Cooperstown in this hypothetical chapter
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Speaker 3: of the multi verse, he gets there, Vladimir Garrel Junior,
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Speaker 3: does it say on his All Star or his Hall
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Speaker 3: of Fame plag five time All Star are a home
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Speaker 3: run derby Champion, twenty twenty five Entertainer of the Year.
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Speaker 3: What are you gonna engrave him flipping a bat or
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Speaker 3: something or twirling a bat or doing a dance and
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Speaker 3: you can add some sound effects and bring the ras
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Speaker 3: Mataz and did a little shake and bake action over there,
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Speaker 3: and listen, Lad's he's mastered the check me out jog
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Speaker 3: around the bases. He's got a lot of showmanship, and
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Speaker 3: he did the posing and the preening is like WWE
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Speaker 3: style WWE and all that stuff. And it is true
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Speaker 3: that lad led the Toronto Blue Jays all the way
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Speaker 3: to the Fall Classic where they won the trophy for
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Speaker 3: the Almost Had It Award, which is also a trophy
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Speaker 3: the runner up gets the Almost Had It Award in
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Speaker 3: the World Series. So congratulations to Toronto. They had the
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Speaker 3: Almost had It Award in the Fall Classic. But this
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Speaker 3: is where baseball's going, which is fine, But if you're
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Speaker 3: truly gonna give out the most entertaining baseball award, it
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Speaker 3: should not have gone.
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Speaker 1: Should not have.
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Speaker 3: Gone to Vladimir Guerrero Junior. And that's a bigger outrage
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Speaker 3: than cal Roley not winning the MVP. For Aaron Judge,
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Speaker 3: the person that should have won the most entertaining award in.
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Speaker 1: Baseball is Survey, says.
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Speaker 3: Philly Fanatic, the Philly Fanatic in uniform on the field
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Speaker 3: Highway robbery. I know Jonathan and Delaware agrees with me,
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Speaker 3: and so does Fry Daddy and Fats in Philadelphi.
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Speaker 1: Philly Fanatic was robbed.
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Speaker 3: Hell, I would have given it to mister met or
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Speaker 3: Wally the Green Monster, the Mariner Moose, or Billy the Marlin.
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Speaker 3: I would have given it to one of those guys
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Speaker 3: over Vladimir Guerrero Junior. And if you're really intellectually honest
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Speaker 3: about Entertainer of the Year, shouldn't this be named after
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Speaker 3: the San Diego Chicken, The iconic Chicken, back back Chicken,
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Speaker 3: old school mascot, one of the great radio promotions of
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Speaker 3: all time that became a career for a dude, which
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Speaker 3: I guess is not really I don't think the Chicken's
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Speaker 3: around anymore. I think the guy retired or whatever. Anyway, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: gotta know how to work the crowd, Gotta do it.
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Speaker 3: Congrats to Vladimir Guerrero Junior. The first man in baseball
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Speaker 3: history to win an award that makes us think the
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Speaker 3: Commissioner's office is out to lunch.
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Speaker 1: It's out to lunch.
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Speaker 3: And of course we thought that since twenty nineteen when
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Speaker 3: the scandal came out about the cheating ees Stros. That's right, ivan,
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Speaker 3: the terrible the cheating a Stros. So good, good job,
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Speaker 3: get a nice little participation trophy.
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Speaker 1: You were the entertainer of the year. We way to go.
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Speaker 3: All right, very exciting. I'm so happy for you.
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Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mathers Show.
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Speaker 3: We also have coming up later this hour, we'll have
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Speaker 3: we'll get to that coming up in a little bit.
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Speaker 3: We have some business to get to that we have
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Speaker 3: been remiss to take care of. Bad job by us.
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Speaker 3: But time now for the mallor Riddle of the day.
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Speaker 3: And here's the mallor Riddle of the day. And here
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Speaker 3: it is former Patriots coach Bill Belichick, now toiling away
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Speaker 3: with Spaccoli in North Carolina. Bill Belichick had a bizarre
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Speaker 3: reaction years ago when he was with the Patriots to
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Speaker 1: Please.
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Speaker 3: I know you will. I know you're gonna keep it clean.
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Speaker 3: So again the riddle of the day. Former Patriots coach
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Speaker 3: Bill Belichick had a bizarre reaction to a couple of
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Speaker 3: his players blanking while he was coaching in New England.
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Speaker 3: have lame jokes coming up later this hour, we look
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Speaker 3: forward to the lame jokes of the week, always riveting,
22:51
Speaker 3: and Mitch was upset. He says, I've never heard your
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Speaker 3: show before, and honestly, I will probably avoid it. Mitch said,
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Speaker 3: he he's angry with my my take about the ENVP
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Speaker 3: and he had a lot to say. It was very
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Speaker 3: long winded here, Mitch. Mitch very upset, and I agree, Mitch,
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Speaker 3: I agree, he says. He says, I'm gonna a very
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Speaker 3: dismissive dribble I've ever heard on sports. Rate it. Well,
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Speaker 3: thank you, Mitch. I'm glad. Now. Unfortunately, Mitch, this is
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Speaker 3: not LaGuardia or JFK or lax O'Hare or Logan. You
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Speaker 3: do not have to announce your departure. You did not
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Speaker 3: announce your arrival. You don't need to announce your departure.
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23:43
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23:46
Speaker 3: You're most likely a Yankee fan. Cal Raley got screwed
23:49
Speaker 3: because he plays in Seattle. You know, these guys bring
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Speaker 3: up batting average and all that, and then you all
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Speaker 3: told me batting average doesn't matter. But now because it matters,
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Speaker 3: because it fits your argument.
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Speaker 1: Yes, Laarena should be thankful that you make him feel emotion.
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, emotion for yes, from a
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Speaker 3: sports take. Why would you get so emotional about a
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Speaker 3: sports take? Go breathe, Go meditate a little bit, Go out,
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Speaker 3: hit the grass, get your feet on the grass a
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Speaker 3: little bit, get some fresh airs, go out and see
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Speaker 3: the outdoors there. Enjoy the beauty of the world.
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Speaker 4: You know that.
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Speaker 3: Holy Hey, let's pay yeah, let's pay off the Mallord
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Speaker 3: riddle of the day. Here it is Patriots coach Bill
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Speaker 3: Belichi about former Patriots coach he was. This happened when
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Speaker 3: he was in New England. He's currently coursed in North Carolina.
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Speaker 3: But former Patriots coach Bill Belichick had a bizarre reaction
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Speaker 3: when a couple of players were blanking at the Patriot facility.
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Speaker 3: So that is the question. What is the answer, Rob says,
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Speaker 3: Watching Dennis the Menace strikes again, that was his answer.
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Speaker 3: Alf Alfie Allenopatter says they were playing strat o matic
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Speaker 3: football on the sideline. Courtesy Flusher says they were lighting matches.
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Speaker 3: Let's see plank planking, planking from Fudgie in Boston, eating
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Speaker 3: clam chatta from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, and Eloy from Compton.
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Speaker 3: Everyone had the same clam chatta joke. Clam says, playing
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Speaker 3: Hackey sack? What else do we have? Page down? Waffle
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Speaker 3: stopping from Donkey Sausage. That's his answer, who else do
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Speaker 3: we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down?
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Speaker 3: Square dancing guests by Doc Dan in Minnesota, blowing air
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Speaker 3: into the balls from Doug in South Korea. Torking from
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Speaker 3: JT the Wingman. That would be odd doing kegstands from
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Speaker 3: Mark What else? Gunner in Minnesota says that they were
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Speaker 3: sleeping and that was it. Chucky Joe did the old
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Speaker 3: Tony Bruno joke from fifteen years ago? What else do
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Speaker 3: we have? Page down? Supermarket Steve also went with planking,
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Speaker 3: who else page down? Playing rock paper scissors? According to
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Speaker 3: Fat Daddy, that's his answer, who else do we have?
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Speaker 3: Page down? His players had a premonition about Jordan Hudson,
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Speaker 3: who was a baby at the time. Wow, that's kind
26:08
Speaker 3: of cool. That's a little little creepy. Yeah, that's enough. Lorena,
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Speaker 3: do you have an answer to THEE Mallard riddle of
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Speaker 3: the day, the malor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna go with practicing ballet.
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Speaker 3: All right, that's a well, a lot of NFL players
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Speaker 3: double dip in ballet. They should make some more agile.
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Speaker 3: It's very important. Yes, is that correct?
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Speaker 1: No, that's not correct.
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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, according to a former Patriots player, Bill Belichick had
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Speaker 3: a very bizarre reaction when a couple of his players
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Speaker 3: were speaking German German at the team facility. Belichick told
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Speaker 3: them to speak English because he wanted to understand what
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Speaker 3: they were saying.
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Speaker 1: So that's the maybe he should learn German. Well, there's
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Speaker 1: that would look at it too.
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Speaker 3: Let's go to the phones, we'll say he lo to
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Speaker 3: hollering James in Minnieapple. Listen in a sort hello, hollering James.
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Speaker 3: This is actually JJ McCarthy playing quarterback for the Vikings.
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Speaker 3: Right here, here's Yirius James the radio. James, you dreams
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Speaker 3: have come true? James. Wow, he's really loud right now.
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Speaker 3: This is quality.
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Speaker 1: Things.
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Speaker 3: They go bumping the bumpity bump see.
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Speaker 4: And then when he calls later and I tell him
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Speaker 4: that he was already on, then he tells me that
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Speaker 4: it's not fair.
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Speaker 1: We went to him.
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Speaker 3: I said, you're on the air, hollowing James. Congratulations, welcome
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Speaker 3: to Fox Sports Radio. James, you're on the air. James. Okay,
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Speaker 3: he acknowledged it. He said, yeah, okay, James. Should we
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Speaker 3: take another call or should we just leave you on snoring?
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Speaker 3: What do you think take a call or no? M
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Speaker 3: I guess he doesn't want us to take a call.
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Speaker 3: He didn't say anything. Yeah, okay, what do you think
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Speaker 3: of my Viking monologue? James? Do you like that? I
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Speaker 3: was talking about the Vikings earlier?
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Speaker 1: He did?
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Speaker 3: You liked it? I even mentioned the Timberwolves too. I
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Speaker 3: did little Timberwolve talk that was big, got big ratings
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Speaker 3: in Minnesota. Yeah, no, James, Okay, okay, okay, yeah that's great.
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Speaker 3: Oh wow, what is that? That's a sound of body
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Speaker 3: should not make when you if you wont know what
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Speaker 3: sleep apne it sounds like this is this is it?
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Speaker 3: He's doing an infomercial for sleep Appy.
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Speaker 1: He stopped O.
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Speaker 3: Man, so he stops breathing and then he wakes up
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Speaker 3: and starts breathing again.
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Speaker 1: We got the flapper. That was a flapper.
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Speaker 3: James, Okay, all right, we'll put your back on. Oh
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Speaker 3: he doesn't want to be on. I gotta get other
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Speaker 3: people on.
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Speaker 1: James.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I gotta do it. Yeah, I know it's
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Speaker 3: not you.
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Speaker 1: Oh man, let's go to Poppy in San Diego.
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Speaker 3: Oh boy, we'd rather hear James snoring? Or do we
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Speaker 3: want to hear Poppy in San Diego? Hello Poppy?
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Speaker 1: Pick it with Poppy, my friend Poppy, Hello Poppy.
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Speaker 6: My mentor. I'm here and we're gonna give the pigs.
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Speaker 6: You already know, Ben Maler, I'm motivated, and let's go
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Speaker 6: with the music. We're right upside.
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Speaker 1: You did not have a good wee last week.
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Speaker 3: You would admit that things did not go your way
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Speaker 3: last week.
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Speaker 6: So yeah, we're gonna bounce back. Lorena and my mentor,
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Speaker 6: Ben Miller and Couthulu We're gonna bounce back. And I'm
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Speaker 6: hoping Lorena we'll picked up Fox Music. But anyways, this's
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Speaker 6: got our first game.
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Speaker 1: I have compliments on this music.
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Speaker 3: Bad last week, so I'm gonna stick with it. What
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Speaker 3: do you have against this music, Poppy. It's a very
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Speaker 3: professional music.
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Speaker 6: You know, well, I wish it was more professional, like
30:28
Speaker 6: I'm fuck for like the football, but it will hit
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Speaker 6: more of the mood it's it's fine or in the
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Speaker 6: one week, but okay, let's we're gonna go on to
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Speaker 6: the first game. It's gonna be a great game. We
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Speaker 6: got the Kansas City Chief against the Denver Bronco. I
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Speaker 6: know Kukulu is gonna like this a lot of people
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Speaker 6: the whole world. And don the gig yeah bedwoll you No,
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Speaker 6: I'm going the opposite way. I love bone Nick. Give
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Speaker 6: me those for Broncos. Plug for.
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Speaker 1: A poppy.
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Speaker 3: You just put the way me on the Broncos, dude,
31:01
Speaker 3: And why would you see you like bo Nix. He's
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Speaker 3: the twenty seventh ring quarterback. All right, next next, hurry.
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Speaker 6: Up next, all right, on the on the next game.
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Speaker 6: I really love this game. And uh you know we
31:11
Speaker 6: got the Lions of the Sunday Night football game on
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Speaker 6: it against the Eagles on that one. I'm really on
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Speaker 6: this once im. You can help me with the Lion.
31:20
Speaker 6: I'm really loving the Eagles.
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Speaker 1: With you know, Chalen U two and two and a half.
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Speaker 3: I think the Eagles are favored by two and a half.
31:27
Speaker 3: I'm drafted.
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Speaker 6: I like the Eagle minus two and a half and
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Speaker 6: anytime touch on what the trust touch Jalen.
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Speaker 3: Hurts all right, hurry up, hurry up, you're waisting touch
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Speaker 3: up the last.
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Speaker 6: Game for not the Dallas Cowboys against you know, a
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Speaker 6: lat of Veggas Raiders that he can help me with
31:42
Speaker 6: the lie. I really like that trust draw the Cowboys.
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Speaker 5: What's the lab.
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Speaker 3: I think the Cowboys are favored by four and a
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Speaker 3: half or five on the on the road, the road
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Speaker 3: favorites in Vegas.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I like the Cowboys. Backs and onto the leaper ground.
31:55
Speaker 6: Don't pick up pay trusts ever ground, let's hear you.
31:59
Speaker 3: Okay. But he was I think he was at the
32:01
Speaker 3: He said some gronk thing, the Leprechau, a Leprechau. Hello,
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Speaker 3: le We had a lot of Mallard militia guys at
32:06
Speaker 3: that game. I saw moving man. Matt was there, the
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Speaker 3: Leprechaun at his merch on. He was all excited.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, it was a great nice Anyway, I'm the
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Speaker 7: entertainer of the year, and I love the clown music. Lorena,
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Speaker 7: I love that music. Heard you're time, Okay, I give
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Speaker 7: I had I give Lorendo many emotions. The raying of
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Speaker 7: fire in the microway is he fikes, you have.
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Speaker 3: Five seconds and then we're hanging up on your five
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Speaker 3: seconds five picking.
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Speaker 7: No, Okay, I'll sorry I kicked the pat, but I
32:37
Speaker 7: did have it eight. I picked the Viking, I picked
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Speaker 7: the Commanders, and I picked the Seahawks.
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Speaker 3: And I do have a quick rap Vikings, Commanders and Seahawks.
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Speaker 3: That'll be an zero to three weeks when he.
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Speaker 7: Has a pointed out from last night.
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Speaker 6: I picked the pat.
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Speaker 1: No, that doesn't count.
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Speaker 3: You didn't do it on the show.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't count.
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Speaker 7: Okay, how official is your picking? If you're losing to
32:58
Speaker 7: her chicken, it's about as bad Benny who always loses.
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Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week
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Speaker 3: with our friend Billy better known as weed Man from Miami.
33:11
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33:20
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Speaker 1: Blame Weed Blame week too. It's Big Man's lame joke
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Speaker 1: of the week.
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Speaker 3: Man. We go to Miami. Our friend Billy better known
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Speaker 3: by his stage name weed Man Hippie from My Billy Hollywood.
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Speaker 4: I love you, I Love you, Thanks Monday.
34:38
Speaker 3: All right. Well, I mean the way you said that
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Speaker 3: sounded kind of dirty, but I had a good time,
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Speaker 3: so it was got a.
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Speaker 1: All right, weed Man, here we go.
34:48
Speaker 3: Sounds like you need to take him to dinner first.
34:50
Speaker 3: Next time we Man.
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Speaker 1: You gotta hi weed Man. I don't know if there'll
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Speaker 1: be another date weed Man? All right, here we go?
34:57
Speaker 1: What is weed Man?
34:58
Speaker 3: These are actual jokes by listeners. What is weed Man's
35:01
Speaker 3: favorite arcade game? What? Bong?
35:05
Speaker 5: Uh?
35:05
Speaker 3: That's Jeffardy Al sent that one in very funny man.
35:10
Speaker 3: I'm glad Jeopardy Al's back sending jokes and every so
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Speaker 3: and every now and again. Georgia and Uvaldi, Texas sent
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Speaker 3: this one in how did Lisa react when weed Man
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Speaker 3: hippie told her that he was addicted to viagra?
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Speaker 7: Wow?
35:24
Speaker 3: Well, I mean apparently she took it very hard. I
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Speaker 3: don't know why, but there you go. All right, that's
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Speaker 3: an old joke. Eric Eric in Kansas sent this one
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Speaker 3: in what's weed Man's favorite clothing company?
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Speaker 1: What Bam Equipment? A big fan?
35:38
Speaker 3: Big fan idea? Did you hear that weed Man got
35:44
Speaker 3: a seasonal job as a handyman at his apartment complex?
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Speaker 6: Wow?
35:49
Speaker 3: Cool? Yeah, apparently the boss says that you're you're really
35:53
Speaker 3: high on maintenance? Is really what you're doing there? That's
35:56
Speaker 3: a Tom and Indiana. Good joke by Tom and Indian,
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Speaker 3: A good job by you. Drew in Minnesota sent these
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Speaker 3: next couple jokes in. He said, Hey, weed Man, no,
36:05
Speaker 3: why do you keep ignoring your doctor's phone calls? Why? Well,
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Speaker 3: anyway he calls, there's.
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Speaker 1: No cure for your pinballs. He said, there you go,
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Speaker 1: all right?
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Speaker 3: What is weed Man's definition of the LBC? What litter,
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Speaker 3: back alleys and cockroaches? That's a drew in Minnesota. It's
36:29
Speaker 3: Big Ben's lame jokes a week. If you'd like to
36:31
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36:34
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36:37
Speaker 3: at Ben Mahler Show or Ben Maler Show at gmail
36:40
Speaker 3: dot com. Betmolo Show at gmail dot com. How many
36:42
Speaker 3: weed Mans does it take to set up an email account?
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Speaker 7: I can't do it?
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Speaker 1: How many it takes ten?
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Speaker 3: One to hold the lighter while the other nine dismantle
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Speaker 3: the computer and sell it for parts?
36:58
Speaker 7: Wait?
36:59
Speaker 3: Oh wait now Chip in main checks and Chip says,
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Speaker 3: why can't the Malard Militia send weed Man money?
37:05
Speaker 6: Why?
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Speaker 3: Because his email inbox is cardboard. That's a good joke.
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Speaker 3: How does weed Man teach? How does weed Man teach
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Speaker 3: on skill share?
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Speaker 5: Or what?
37:21
Speaker 3: What does weed Man teach on skill share? How to
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Speaker 3: beg and panhandles? What he teaches that.
37:27
Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. All right, here's a political sporty joke.
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Speaker 3: What's the difference between the Venezuelan drug boats and Eagles
37:36
Speaker 3: receiver AJ Brown? What the drug boats are being targeted? AJ? Brown?
37:42
Speaker 3: Is not?
37:43
Speaker 1: That's a Gordon in Tacoma? Who sent that one in?
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Speaker 6: Right?
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Speaker 3: Good?
37:47
Speaker 1: Have Gordon back?
37:48
Speaker 3: Gordon's a longtime joke, right, it's right as often anymore.
37:52
Speaker 3: What is Ben Mahler's new name after he becomes a vampire?
37:57
Speaker 5: What?
37:58
Speaker 3: Ben Pallor from George and Uvalde, Texas? Well, big news here,
38:05
Speaker 3: weed Man, hippie hollering James was recently held overnight when
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Speaker 3: he visited the zoo there in Minnesota.
38:12
Speaker 7: Wow.
38:12
Speaker 3: Why well, apparently the people who worked there thought he
38:15
Speaker 3: was a wildebeast that had escaped its cage, and so
38:18
Speaker 3: you were concerned, some Mike MIKEH. Lafrechaan. Well, some exciting
38:24
Speaker 3: news for the Mala Militia. Marriage records in Florida show
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Speaker 3: that Jed who fled, our very own Jed who fled
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Speaker 3: recently got married weed man.
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Speaker 1: How about that?
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Speaker 6: Wow? How about that?
38:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's changed his name. He's now known as Jed
38:37
Speaker 3: who Wed. So, congratulations Jed. That's eat in Roseville, Minnesota.
38:43
Speaker 3: How is blind Scott? How does blind Scott have a
38:47
Speaker 3: have one up on Aaron Rodgers?
38:49
Speaker 5: Wow?
38:50
Speaker 3: Well, Aaron's jealous of blind Scott because for blind Scott
38:54
Speaker 3: every day is a darkness retreat. Wow, come on, Dan,
38:57
Speaker 3: that's not wrong man. What does Blair's podcast, Blair in
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Speaker 3: Man's podcast, and a tree falling in the forest have
39:05
Speaker 3: in common?
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Speaker 1: What nobody is listening to either one? Nobody?
39:11
Speaker 3: That's from Fargold Pete, who also sent this one in.
39:14
Speaker 3: What does Lenny Clark and blind Scott? What are they
39:16
Speaker 3: having in common? Comedy of Lenny Clark and blind Scott?
39:19
Speaker 3: What they both like playing with the golden banana? That's
39:23
Speaker 3: far gold Pete. There, there you go, Fargo Pete. Well,
39:28
Speaker 3: interesting news out on Jed. According to Jeopardy Out, Jed
39:32
Speaker 3: who fled, took an online DNA test. Do you hear
39:34
Speaker 3: about that weed man? Yeah, he wanted to hear his
39:38
Speaker 3: hee heritage. He found out that he's actually metakon is
39:42
Speaker 3: what he is? There? So there he go. He's methic
39:45
Speaker 3: on American meth Yeah. What is Jed who Fled's favorite
39:49
Speaker 3: arcade game? What crack man, big fan crack Man. That's Jeopardy.
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Speaker 1: Al we sent that one in.
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Speaker 3: Why was Michael LEPPERKHN confused when the rainer wished him
40:01
Speaker 3: an informal goodbye? Why because no woman has ever said
40:07
Speaker 3: so long to him before, ever, ever, ever, ever.
40:11
Speaker 1: All right, one more?
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Speaker 3: Why is Malos show called Danny DeVito a better housekeeper
40:16
Speaker 3: than Poppy in San Diego? Why because at least Danny
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Speaker 3: DeVito knows when to take out the trash.
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Speaker 1: There's Jeopardy. Oh thanks, weed Man. There he goes Billy
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Speaker 1: in Miami or Hollywood