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Just a Little Evil · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: We should probably let people know that this is a
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  Speaker 1: Patreon exclusive episode.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? I've
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  Speaker 2: just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. And
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  Speaker 2: I need all of you to stop what you're doing
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  Speaker 2: and listen.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, I think you should definitely listen to ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: things that we say like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, anyways, it was like, So I decided to watch
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  Speaker 3: this show, and holy fucking shit. The stuff that, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is on the SyFy channel. Good fucking God. The
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  Speaker 3: stuff they threw in there. I mean, first of all,
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  Speaker 3: it says fuck more than I do.
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  Speaker 4: That's saying something.
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  Speaker 1: Do they have their own rating system?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know, dude. But it's, I'm like, this
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  Speaker 3: is on SyFy channel. This is on like HBO or
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  Speaker 3: whatever kind of show. This is like. regular TV, like,
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  Speaker 3: sort of. I mean, this is like regular cable shows.
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  Speaker 4: And it's not bleeped?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think you could still get away with that one.
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  Speaker 3: They were saying fucking shit, like, everything.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I was watching a regular movie.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, you can get away with shit after a
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  Speaker 4: specific time, but yeah, I thought, again, I haven't checked
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  Speaker 4: the rating system lately.
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  Speaker 5: There were some pretty graphic scenes in that show.
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  Speaker 3: Incredibly, like, damn near seeing sexual acts, like, to the
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  Speaker 3: point where you're like, I shouldn't be seeing this. I
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  Speaker 3: need an adult. You know, stuff that I didn't ever
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  Speaker 3: need to see.
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  Speaker 1: You were out of luck, because none of us are
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  Speaker 1: an adult.
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  Speaker 3: Smoothie, I did not need to know why he was
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  Speaker 3: called Smoothie. I was not curious, even in the slightest,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be damned, they made it just as creepy
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  Speaker 3: as they could.
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  Speaker 1: I'm creeped out already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then the attachments that he had to use,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, that they showed, and I'm just This is
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  Speaker 3: on Sci-Fi Channel. I don't know. Maybe they showed it
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  Speaker 3: really late at night. I don't know. But they showed
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  Speaker 3: it during the holiday season. And I'm just like, really?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing brings the family together.
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  Speaker 3: Like huge black strap-ons. Let me tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Add that and boy, you're not a pillow.
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  Speaker 5: See, I usually watch the Conan trilogy like Sonya counts.
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  Speaker 2: It's the unofficial.
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  Speaker 5: It's the unofficial. I consider it a trilogy.
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  Speaker 4: It was supposed to be, I think.
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  Speaker 5: He's kind of dorky in that one.
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  Speaker 4: I think they lost the rights or something like that,
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  Speaker 4: so they were just like.
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  Speaker 3: Let's make our own.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I usually watch it when I get sick.
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  Speaker 5: Of course, I haven't been sick in a long time,
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  Speaker 5: so I haven't watched it in a while, but usually
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  Speaker 5: I'm half looped out of my head on NyQuil and Oh,
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  Speaker 5: what's that other stuff?
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  Speaker 3: The cough stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Tussin?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Robitussin.
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  Speaker 3: The Tussin.
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  Speaker 4: Loaded up on the Tussin.
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  Speaker 5: Usually I'm jacked up on Robitussin watching Conan. So sometimes
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  Speaker 5: I kind of go off into these hallucinations. You also have.
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  Speaker 4: Visions as Conan does.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Totally.
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  Speaker 4: And this is why I wondered if you'd seen it,
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  Speaker 4: because it is another one of those that is just...
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  Speaker 4: All right, so we take this, and then we add this,
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  Speaker 4: and we add all this, and we got a movie.
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  Speaker 3: It looked fun. And that's the thing. It is.
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  Speaker 4: If you like those kind of.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: You'll probably enjoy it.
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  Speaker 5: It's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I like that kind of movie.
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  Speaker 4: You like those kind of goofy horror movies, and it's like...
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if it's goofy.
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  Speaker 5: It's just.
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  Speaker 4: Once I get into it, and that's... My thing is
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  Speaker 4: just watching, like I almost want to decode it all
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  Speaker 4: the way back to the pitch meeting.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, okay, so It Follows was pretty popular lately.
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  Speaker 1: And everybody likes the way people are doomed and gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to die in Final Destination.
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  Speaker 5: But we're kind of on hold in that.
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  Speaker 4: Scenario because we keep wanting to reboot it, but they're
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  Speaker 4: not really doing it or whatever they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So it's totally like a mixture of Final Destination.
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  Speaker 1: It follows.
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  Speaker 4: And then by the end, a little bit of the eye,
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  Speaker 4: which I just recently decided to watch that. I, it
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  Speaker 4: was one that I, I don't know. I kind of
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  Speaker 4: avoided the, the Alba version, which nobody seemed to like,
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  Speaker 4: and nobody cared about, which is kind of what made
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  Speaker 4: me like, no fucking, I'm going to watch it. So
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  Speaker 4: I watched that in the last six or eight months.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So, but yeah, the end like has a real heavy
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  Speaker 4: strain of that.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm just like, but of all things to rip
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  Speaker 5: off the eye.
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  Speaker 1: Well, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe there's another horror movie.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they figured not enough people watched it. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 3: can steal from that.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody's going to notice that. So there is a weird
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  Speaker 4: little piece of the wrap-up that feels pretty close to
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  Speaker 4: that plot, too.
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  Speaker 3: Kids being dicks. That was pretty fucking funny.
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  Speaker 4: What, the dick chain? I mean, your kid's the Antichrist.
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  Speaker 4: That's like the top of the dick chain.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to hear that kind of really
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  Speaker 1: intelligent comments on movies and music and random other things
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  Speaker 1: that came about.
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  Speaker 6: Or future interviews with random people such as myself.
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  Speaker 1: You should definitely go to our Patreon page. Again, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't know how to spell Patreon, that's fine. Go
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  Speaker 1: to moviemouthdown.com. I'm sure you're there all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Which you should be looking for new content.
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  Speaker 5: All our awesome... How often did you say it was
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  Speaker 5: up to?
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  Speaker 1: I'd say once a week. Once a week. You'll get
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  Speaker 1: a brand new episode.
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  Speaker 6: That's really exciting.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a big story for you. And it's right here.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hello.
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  Speaker 6: Seriously, though, the thing is, what makes you worthy of
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  Speaker 6: doing something is the fact that you're setting out to
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  Speaker 6: do it. You're setting out to put yourself on the
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  Speaker 6: line and make this your livelihood or at least your
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  Speaker 6: hobby or whatever. This is your investment. This is your time.
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  Speaker 6: You don't need a better justification than that. So what
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  Speaker 6: if your cousin is a better writer than you are?
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  Speaker 6: The very fact that you're the one sitting down and
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  Speaker 6: you're like, man, I'm going to write novels. That's a
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  Speaker 6: thing I'm going to do. That is your justification for
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  Speaker 6: being a writer. Not the fact that, oh, man, well,
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  Speaker 6: I entered this writing competition. I won all the awards
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  Speaker 6: back in fifth grade. Like, that is not the justification
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  Speaker 6: for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Don't let your talent or lack of talent or any
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  Speaker 6: of that stuff define what you think you need to
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  Speaker 6: be doing with your life. Because ultimately, it's whatever it
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  Speaker 6: is that you are doing with your life. You know,
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  Speaker 6: that's the circular answer for that one. So, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying there may be better podcasts out there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it.
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  Speaker 6: But yours is the only one I want to be on.
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  Speaker 4: Mine is the only one that I give my time
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  Speaker 4: and soul to produce.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I try to reach out to people
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  Speaker 1: and be like, if you believe in any of this
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  Speaker 1: nonsense that I do, and there's a handful of people
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  Speaker 1: that do, I realize there's a lot of people that
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  Speaker 1: just don't care. And I've come to terms with that
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  Speaker 1: over the years. But I'm like, if there's anyone out
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  Speaker 1: there that hasn't signed on but is like, no, I
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  Speaker 1: at least respect what you're trying to do and respect
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  Speaker 1: that you're still at it this far in, just kick
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  Speaker 1: in a couple of bucks. And it does give me faith.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that the handful of people that have so far,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, at least this group of people
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  Speaker 1: is like, you know, I appreciate the effort you put in.
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  Speaker 1: I like how much work you put into, like, booking
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  Speaker 1: guests or– Again, just getting you guys to sit down
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  Speaker 1: with me. That's why sometimes it goes as far as
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: years go by and I'm like, oh, I haven't sat
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  Speaker 1: down with Sterling in a long time. It's just coordinating
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  Speaker 1: people to sit down and talk about something is such
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  Speaker 1: an ordeal.
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  Speaker 6: But hey, beyond all that work that you do and
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  Speaker 6: everything else, which you do work very hard and we
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  Speaker 6: appreciate that. I will say it's really remarkable that you've
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  Speaker 6: a fine and excellent quality podcast from week to week.
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  Speaker 6: I will give you that credit.
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  Speaker 3: And I say this.
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  Speaker 1: I say that, but if you say that, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 6: Believe me, I say it partly because, you know, speaking
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  Speaker 6: as a man for whom like half of my friends
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  Speaker 6: are imaginary and the other half are on podcasts, yours
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  Speaker 6: is one of my favorite.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's kind of awesome.
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  Speaker 1: So thank you. Absolutely, man.
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  Speaker 1: Help keep this dream alive.
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  Speaker 4: Damn the man.
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  Speaker 3: Where I stole it from.