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The CRAZIEST Confessions · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Starshine. The Earth says hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or welcome to
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  Speaker 1: my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris, you can call me Chris,
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  Speaker 1: It's empty. I got robbed. I'm just kidding. I moved.
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  Speaker 2: I'm moving.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of moving right now, and I
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  Speaker 1: forgot I still needed to film, so I just figured
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  Speaker 1: I'd leave that piece of shit there to beat up
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  Speaker 1: and my sign. But yeah, I thought it would be
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  Speaker 1: kind of fun to just hang out and read some
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  Speaker 1: Reddit stories because I really like doing that, and you
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  Speaker 1: guys seem to really like it, so let's get into it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm working on about two and a half hours of
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  Speaker 1: sleep right now, and it's currently 9 p.m., so I'm tired.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm going to try to be as lively
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  Speaker 1: as possible, but, um, yeah, we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: I.
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  Speaker 1: I... Shoo, that's not a good start. Yeah, we're gonna...
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  Speaker 1: Let's just read. So we're reading a mixture of am
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  Speaker 1: I the a-hole Reddit threads and also confession Reddit threads.
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  Speaker 1: So let's get to it. First, am I the a-hole?
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  Speaker 1: Am I the scallywag for making my girlfriend wait to
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  Speaker 1: go to the ER? It's... Probably, but we'll see. I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you the benefit of the doubt, because we love
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  Speaker 1: to do that on this channel. I'm gonna make him
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  Speaker 1: posh British. The other night, my girlfriend was reaching for
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  Speaker 1: something on a stool when she slipped and fell and
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  Speaker 1: injured her ankle. She was in quite a lot of pain,
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  Speaker 1: and we both agreed she needed to go to the ER.
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  Speaker 1: She asked me to drive her. How dare she? Now, normally,
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  Speaker 1: of course, I would be happy to drive her. However,
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  Speaker 1: the day before, my friend had gotten me a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rare high IBV beers, which I had consumed with
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  Speaker 1: dinner right before this happened. Basically, I was feeling very
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  Speaker 1: buzzed and definitely over the legal limit to drive. I
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  Speaker 1: told her as much and said, I can't drive her now,
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  Speaker 1: but if she gives me two to three hours to
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  Speaker 1: metabolize the alcohol, I should be fine. That's actually, that's pretty,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. That's very responsible, very kind and British of you.
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  Speaker 1: She was really upset about this and tried to argue
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  Speaker 1: that it was only two to three miles away, which
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  Speaker 1: is true, but I didn't feel comfortable driving and additionally
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  Speaker 1: risking a DUI. Yeah, you sound logical. You sound very logical.
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  Speaker 1: She then begged me to let her drive my car then.
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  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay, now
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  Speaker 1: we're back to you being a piece of shit. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with that is she doesn't have a license. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Fair enough. She doesn't have much experience driving and she
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  Speaker 1: isn't on my insurance. So I also didn't feel comfortable
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  Speaker 1: at all with her driving my car, especially in the
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  Speaker 1: condition she was in. That's fair, yeah, it's her ankle.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty big. Let's just ask her to be in
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  Speaker 1: an accident and getting in trouble. That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Again, I told her I can either wait until I'm
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  Speaker 1: in a safe condition to drive, or she can call
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  Speaker 1: an ambulance and get a ride that way. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about an ambulance. An ambulance. Ambulance? I used
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  Speaker 1: to say ambulance as a kid. She didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: use an ambulance, understandably, because they're very expensive. Oh, they're American.
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  Speaker 1: That's awkward. Well, it could be a British man in America.
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  Speaker 1: I also suggested that she could get an Uber, but
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  Speaker 1: she didn't think they would take an injured passenger to
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  Speaker 1: the hospital. Not sure if that's true or not. Why
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  Speaker 1: the f * * * wouldn't they take you to
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  Speaker 1: the hospital? What What do you mean? They're getting paid
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  Speaker 1: either way. They don't give a shit. And tell me
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  Speaker 1: if I'm wrong in the comments, but I think that's
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  Speaker 1: a perfectly logical... Let's continue. Basically, we ended up waiting
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  Speaker 1: a couple of hours and then I drove her. She
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  Speaker 1: didn't talk to me the entire car ride, the whole
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  Speaker 1: two to three miles. Shame. They're all back and has
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  Speaker 1: been giving me the cold shoulder ever since. I honestly
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  Speaker 1: don't know what else I could have done here. He's
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  Speaker 1: like genuinely perplexed. And so am I, to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you played all your cards right. You
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  Speaker 1: gave her great suggestions. It's not like you didn't care.
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  Speaker 1: You just cared about your own wellbeing and her wellbeing
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  Speaker 1: because that's extremely dangerous. You should never drive under the
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  Speaker 1: influence no matter what circumstance you're in. Unless it's like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, the apocalypse and there's no one else
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  Speaker 1: on the road and there's like aliens chasing you or something.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only reason you should drive when you drink,
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  Speaker 1: all right? You should drive when you drive. Am I
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  Speaker 1: drunk right now? I haven't been drinking in like eight months.
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  Speaker 1: You should drink when you drive. Holy shit, I probably
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  Speaker 1: do need a drink right now. honest. Anyway, I think
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  Speaker 1: you're in the right. I do not think you're the asshole.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was a perfectly logical reason. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like she like broke her ankle in half and it
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  Speaker 1: was spewing blood everywhere. I've broken my ankle a couple times.
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  Speaker 1: A couple times. Don't ask why. And I've waited, because
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  Speaker 1: of the Canadian hospital system, about nine to ten hours
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  Speaker 1: before I got care in the hospital. So she'll be
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  Speaker 1: all right. I think you did the right thing. Let's
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  Speaker 1: read the comments though. Not the asshole for not driving
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  Speaker 1: under the influence, but you are the asshole for not
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  Speaker 1: getting a car ride for her as Uber or taxi
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  Speaker 1: would help her to get to the hospital without any problems.
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  Speaker 1: He suggested that.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize an injured ankle made people incapable of
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  Speaker 1: calling themselves an Uber, he says to the comment. Why
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  Speaker 1: are we calling OP an a-hole for not doing something
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend could have done herself? Oh, it's getting hot
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  Speaker 1: in these comments. I literally just hurt my own ankle
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  Speaker 1: pretty badly. Not broken, but twisted pretty damn good. About
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  Speaker 1: half an hour ago, after a brief moment of standing
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  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk trying not to cry, I finished the
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  Speaker 1: 15 minute walk home and now I finished packing up
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  Speaker 1: my apartment. It would have been a nice gesture if
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  Speaker 1: OP had called the Uber, but his girlfriend was more
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  Speaker 1: than capable of doing it herself. Unless she literally couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get up off the floor, but I think OP would
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  Speaker 1: have meant that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's necessarily relevant because you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the same injury as her. I think if I broke
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  Speaker 1: my ankle and Caleb just like looked at me on
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  Speaker 1: the ground and said, you call the ambulance. I'd be like.
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  Speaker 2: Did you just say to me?
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think that's the case. I think he
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  Speaker 1: was giving her suggestions, like saying like, we can call
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  Speaker 1: an Uber or a taxi to get you help. And
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  Speaker 1: then she refused it. So like, what do you do
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  Speaker 1: in that situation? I guess, you know, call them anyway,
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  Speaker 1: which maybe that was it. Like maybe you're the asshole
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  Speaker 1: for just not doing it when she's in a state of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, pain and shock. So I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: the asshole, but I think you might've been able to
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  Speaker 1: do something a little bit further to help her. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it is what it is, you know, break a leg
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. Okay, next we're doing a confession. The truth
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  Speaker 1: about a mistake I made with my stepbrother is.
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  Speaker 1: I hope this doesn't go where I think it's going because...
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it is. Let's do like my sultry voice. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: let's do Jennifer Coolidge.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you about a mistake I made when
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  Speaker 3: I was 18. Something that's been eating away at me
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  Speaker 3: for years. It happened on a summer night. The kind
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  Speaker 3: of night that feels charged with possibility and a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of recklessness.
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  Speaker 1: Who wrote this? Shakespeare? I can't wait to read the
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  Speaker 1: rest of this. Let's go. I found myself alone with
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  Speaker 1: my stepbrother. We were just hanging out, but things took
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  Speaker 1: a turn. Sorry. Maybe it was just the heat.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it was the tension that had been building between
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  Speaker 2: us for a while.
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  Speaker 1: Or, you know, maybe it was the vows between your parents.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
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  Speaker 2: Gross.
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  Speaker 3: Long story short, we ended up crossing a line we
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  Speaker 3: should have never crossed.
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  Speaker 1: What line?
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  Speaker 2: How far did you cross? Did you cross, like, across
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  Speaker 2: the border? Or did you, like, stop at the border
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  Speaker 2: and then you waved and then you went back? You know?
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  Speaker 1: You gotta specify.
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  Speaker 3: The next morning when the sun came up, it really
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  Speaker 3: hit me like a ton of bricks. I felt sick
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  Speaker 3: to my stomach. I knew what we did was wrong,
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  Speaker 3: that it was betrayal of our trust and a violation
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  Speaker 3: of boundaries. But the damage was done, and I was
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  Speaker 3: left with this heavy weight on my chest. I've been
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  Speaker 3: carrying this secret around for years now, and it's been
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  Speaker 3: tearing me apart inside.
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  Speaker 1: How many years? Like, the amount of years it took
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  Speaker 1: you to get a writing degree? Because this is fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Jake acts like nothing happened and our parents have no clue.
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  Speaker 3: But every time I see them, I feel like a fraud.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm hiding this big, ugly truth from them. I
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  Speaker 3: know I need to come clean to own up to.
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  Speaker 2: What I did and face whatever consequences come my way.
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  Speaker 2: It's scary as hell, but keeping the secret is eating
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  Speaker 2: me alive.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say just like my stepbrother ate me,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna say that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna say that.
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  Speaker 3: I just hope that by finally telling the truth, I
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  Speaker 3: can find some sort of peace in moving forward with
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  Speaker 3: my life. So, as I lay here tonight, unable to sleep,
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  Speaker 3: I know that I can't keep hiding from the truth.
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  Speaker 3: It's time to face it head on, no matter how
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  Speaker 3: hard it might be.
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  Speaker 2: And who knows, maybe by confessing, I could finally start
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  Speaker 2: to forgive myself for the mistake I made all those
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  Speaker 2: years ago. And.
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  Speaker 1: See?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Who wrote this? I don't think this is real because
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  Speaker 1: of how you wrote this. I think it's fake, but
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  Speaker 1: I still love it. I still love it so much.
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  Speaker 1: Round of applause, but not for the incest part. That's up.
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  Speaker 1: Is it incest if it's your brother? By marriage? Is
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  Speaker 1: that incest? I guess not. Now I gotta look up incest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on a list. relations between people classed
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  Speaker 1: as being too closely related to marry each other. The
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  Speaker 1: crime of having with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchildren. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's incest. Incest is wrong. There was no comments
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  Speaker 1: on this. I just think it was a beautifully written
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  Speaker 1: piece of work that I think is fake. I hope
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  Speaker 1: it's fake. I'm praying it's fake. Next, we're reading Am
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  Speaker 1: I the Scallywag for.
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  Speaker 2: Refusing to move my reading camera after a neighbor confronted me?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm going so British this episode,
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  Speaker 1: but it's happening. We're gonna go, you know, like Queen Elizabeth,
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  Speaker 1: the crown British. Bye!
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  Speaker 2: 25 female, even though I sound 80, have lived in
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  Speaker 2: my apartment complex for a few years and have always
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  Speaker 2: had a ring camera for security reasons and to avoid
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  Speaker 2: package theft that happens pretty often.
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  Speaker 1: Where I live. Fair enough. My ring camera is attached
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  Speaker 1: to my.
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  Speaker 2: Door and faces my neighborhood door across the hall, about
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  Speaker 2: three-ish feet.
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  Speaker 1: Recently, a new neighbor moved in and knocked on my
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  Speaker 1: door to ask if I could move my camera because
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  Speaker 1: it makes them uncomfortable that it faces their apartment door
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  Speaker 1: or turn off the motion activated sensor. That's pretty sensible
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  Speaker 1: if I do say so myself. Little pun for you.
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  Speaker 1: I hate myself right now. I had no problem with
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  Speaker 1: this and ordered a new mount to place slightly to
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  Speaker 1: the side of my door so it's not a full
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  Speaker 1: view of their unit for their peace of mind. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: However, oh no, I think they assumed I brushed them
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  Speaker 2: off because I didn't fix it the next day after
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  Speaker 2: asking me. As a result, they began walking up to
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  Speaker 2: my camera multiple times a day, leaving somewhat threatening messages
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  Speaker 2: into my camera.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you don't want this to become a problem, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Or, your liability is about to become my liability if
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  Speaker 2: you're picking up what I'm laying down.
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  Speaker 1: I added lib a little bit there, but it is
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  Speaker 1: what they said. I don't even know what they mean
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  Speaker 1: by that. And now I don't want to move my
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  Speaker 1: camera at all since they're trying to intimidate me and
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  Speaker 1: make me feel uncomfortable. Would I be the scallywag if
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  Speaker 1: I don't move my camera anymore since they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: intimidate me? By the way, ring cameras are not prohibited
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  Speaker 1: in my complex and plenty of neighbors have them throughout
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  Speaker 1: the community. All right, let's discuss. First of all, I
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  Speaker 1: am with you, old British woman that's a 25-year-old female.
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  Speaker 1: I think you are not the a-hole. You did what
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  Speaker 1: you could to, you know, fix the issue, which I
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  Speaker 1: think is totally fine. I think if a neighbor is
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable with that, which makes sense, you know, and for
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  Speaker 1: them to not ask you when it's going to happen,
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  Speaker 1: for them to just assume you're just a scallywag is
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  Speaker 1: a bit dumb, mate. So I'm with you. I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see what the comments say. Double this. The management
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  Speaker 1: team needs to take action. Ooh, yeah. Cause you're in
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  Speaker 1: like in a complex. So yeah, the management team can
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  Speaker 1: deal with it. A hundred percent. Any type of threat
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  Speaker 1: means you hand it over and let management take care
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  Speaker 1: of it. Absolutely. That's true. They're like kind of like
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  Speaker 1: passive aggressive threats. It's not like I'm going to kill
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  Speaker 1: you when you sleep the night, bitch, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: that would be a problem. But yeah, I think you
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  Speaker 1: should take it to higher power, you know, not exactly
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  Speaker 1: like that higher power, but you know, like John down
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  Speaker 1: the hall who you pay rent to, you know, that
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  Speaker 1: person is crazy. And if you can get them evicted
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  Speaker 1: even better, I sure as shit wouldn't feel comfortable living
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  Speaker 1: across the hall from someone like that. Yeah. Fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. I'm with you. eviction. Alright, next is
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  Speaker 1: a confession! I lied about my age for years and
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  Speaker 1: it haunts me. We're kind of doing like a little
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  Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves thing for this one. When I was 11,
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  Speaker 1: I did what a lot of kids do and said
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  Speaker 1: I was older to play games, etc, etc. Fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: I used to play online multiplayer, which really I shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have been allowed on, but my parents didn't track what
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  Speaker 2: I did, so that was that.
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  Speaker 1: Parents, track what your kids do, please. Please, God, track
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  Speaker 1: what your kids do, because the internet's a scary, scary place.
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  Speaker 1: Little tidbit from Chris. Now back to the story. I've
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  Speaker 1: always been maturer than other people. More mature. Mature is
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  Speaker 1: mature a word? I might be wrong, but I think
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  Speaker 1: that's made up. Than other people my age. So somehow
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  Speaker 1: me going online as an 11 year old and telling
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  Speaker 1: people I'm 18 was believed. Damn, that's a jump. What
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  Speaker 1: the I don't know where this is going, but I
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  Speaker 1: think I know where this is going, and I'm scared.
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  Speaker 1: I ended up meeting several friends online that I would
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  Speaker 1: have for years, which was nice at the time, but
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: that led the age lie to continue for another six years.
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  Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's impressive, to be honest. I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: be mad. I'd be like, what the, because they don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they do know, but hopefully they don't know, and
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: it's all innocent, and you just played like the ultimate
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  Speaker 1: prank on them. I had several online relationships with people
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  Speaker 1: who were at that age, but there was a situation
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  Speaker 1: where when I was 14 in real life, 21 in
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  Speaker 1: fake age, I had met a 15 year old that
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  Speaker 1: I flirted with a little. Nothing happened apart from that,
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  Speaker 1: but from everyone else's perspective, it was rooming. Oh God.
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  Speaker 2: And even though I wasn't legitimately rooming a minor because
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  Speaker 2: I was the same age myself, it feels.
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  Speaker 1: F * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Ing disgusting looking back on. I'm 18 next year and
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  Speaker 2: I carry the guilt of being seen as a, you know, PDF,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, to people every day. Even if I wasn't,
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  Speaker 2: I suppose it's karma for.
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  Speaker 1: Lying about my age. F * * * around and
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  Speaker 1: find out. Dude, I love this guy too. Dude, I
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: don't think, I understand what you're saying, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: think there's anything, you know, inherently wrong with that. It's,
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  Speaker 1: you were like the same age as that person, so
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  Speaker 1: that makes sense. And you had built up this alias,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: this James Bond type alias that you just couldn't give up.
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  Speaker 1: You probably should have told the 15 year old how,
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  Speaker 1: or the 14 year old how old you were, because
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: that could have been bad. dad and that you probably
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: should have told the truth to that person. And you
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: probably shouldn't just don't lie about your age. I know
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  Speaker 1: I keep saying that's dope that you did that, but
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: you know, especially with the internet or just don't be
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  Speaker 1: on the internet. Don't be on the internet if you're
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  Speaker 1: under 18.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Do not go on the internet if you're under 18,
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  Speaker 1: unless you're watching me. Cause we safe here. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a big deal necessarily. And it's
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  Speaker 1: good that you're guilty, but you're a kid, you know,
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: unfortunately we do dumb shit when we're kids, especially when
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  Speaker 1: you have internet access. I can't imagine being a kid
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: with like this kind of internet access. Cause I didn't
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: have it, but shit, man, that's shit scary. What do
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: people say? You've done something stupid.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Like most kids do online, but you are definitely not
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: a PDF. That's too far. Yeah. Honestly, that's exactly what
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I said. So that's what I think, man. Just like,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: don't do it anymore. If you did it the, you know,
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: the other way around, then you would have been in trouble.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: You would have been, you know, what? But you did, so.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Next is a, am I the a-hole? This is serious,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I gotta do more serious voice. I'll just use my voice,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: but like slightly deeper. Am I the scallywag for telling
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: my sister her son will be a murderer? Oh my God,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I'm so ready for this. My sister, 36, called me, 34,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: to ask if my kids could come over to play
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: since it's spring break, but I immediately declined that offer.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: My sister has a son, six. Six, six, six.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Double.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: El diablo. He is what you will call a unique
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: kid because he finds everything cool. So far sounding alright.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: The reason why my kids don't go over to her
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: house is because her son likes to hurt animals and
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: we're back. That's bad. That's serial killer behavior. Alright, now
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm locked in again. I remember a time when my
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: kids were at her house. Her son smashed a frog
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: with a big rock.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Just imagine what it looked like because when I saw it,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I threw up.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's bad. That's so bad. He's done things
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: like this many times, hurting animals and not getting consequences
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: for it. Her son received a cat for his... No. Oh,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: I can't read. I can't read ahead. Oh, God. Oh, God.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Received a cat for his fifth birthday. And the next day,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the cat was found dead in the backyard. He does
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of weird stuff at this age. He's six, dude.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: He's six. That's bad. That's bad. He does a lot
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: of weird stuff at this age. He likes to hit
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: girls and always gets sent home. He was sent home
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: because he stabbed someone with a pencil because they wouldn't
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: give up the toy he wanted. What? Am I overreacting
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: about this? No. No, that's... I mean, I don't have kids,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: so I don't know. Like I know boys can sometimes,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: when they like girls, like I got bullied relentlessly when
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I was in elementary school, especially so around this age.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Around from like six to 10, I had a boy
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: that I would come home with like black eyes and
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: he threw like rocks at me and like got caught
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: in my eye once. He's like, yeah, it was bad.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Although now that I look... I think he's in jail.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I might be wrong, but last I heard, he wasn't
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: a good guy, so maybe it is bad. Maybe it
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: is bad. Let me know in the comments what you think. Anyway,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: let's continue. My sister said the cat probably got out
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: and was attacked by raccoons, but I didn't believe it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: When I asked my nephew if he was sad about it,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: he said no, and that's what it deserved. Oh my god,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: this is the- Omen? What the fuck is this kid, dude?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm scared of a six-year-old. You and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: me both, dude. Kids are scary, dude. I think they're
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: scarier than old people, to be honest. That is why
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: my kids are not allowed to her house, because I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: don't want them learning that behavior, but my kids don't
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: like what he does anyways. Some of my family don't
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: want my sister around because of her son, and she
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: isn't seeing the problem we do. What? Is she? What?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she? Is she busy?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Is she doing something else that she should not realize? Oh,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a terrible comedian. I don't know why you watch me.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Why do you watch me? My sister sees no problem
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: with this and says he's just a kid trying to
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: have fun. Bitch, what? What did you do as a kid?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Now I'm concerned about you as a parent, to be honest.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I also believe it's his father's fault too because his
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: dad kills animals for fun and his friends in the house,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: they have a deer head he shot.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, well that's normal. That's hunting, but I see what
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you mean. I don't think killing animals is something kids
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: should be doing for fun. I told my sister if
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: she doesn't get him help, he will be a future murderer. Yeah,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna watch that documentary, man. That's f *
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: * * ing scary. Lock that kid up. Put him
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: in a padded room and give him slop. Slop to eat.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I say. And, like, spray him with a
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: water bottle.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Just.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Every time he says something f * * * ed up,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: you know? Don't do that. Don't do that. You should
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: probably get him some help. He definitely needs therapy. Needs
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: to talk to a professional. I think the mom is
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: in denial heavily. And I feel like that's a common
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: thread with moms of boys like this, especially. Not all moms.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: You hear about... Genuinely, I mean, I study serial killers
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: for this... channel. And you see a lot of moms
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: just overseeing what violent kids do, their violent kids do.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: They're just, yeah, just in denial about the whole situation.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So I think he should just talk to somebody, a
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: third party, if you will. And yeah, don't let your
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: kids hang out with him at this point anyway. I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't if this kid was, you know, slaying cats and
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: smashing frogs like Donkey Kong? Probably wouldn't. Maybe he hit
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: his head really hard. Maybe his frontal lobe is damaged.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I don't really know, but you should go seek help.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Seek help for him. And that's all I got to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: say about that. Next is an Am I the Scallywag?
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And the title is, Would I be the Scallywag for.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Covering up the tattoo I got with my best friend? Friend?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: That sounds right. That's the right voice for this. Let's go.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Over a year ago, me and my best friend, I'll
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: call her Claire, got matching tattoos. Claire is the one
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: who booked the appointment because we were discussing it for
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: a while. However, she did no research into the artist
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: and I found out during the appointment that he had
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: very little experience.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: That's... I mean, there's nothing wrong with not having experience,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: but it's a little scary when you're getting something put
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: on your skin permanently for the rest of your life.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: So let's continue.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I have lots of tattoos that I love, but I
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: hate this one with a passion. The lines are uneven.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: The shading isn't even shading. It's more uneven lines. It's
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: in a ridiculous spot and it's blown out. I've expressed
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: to Claire multiple times just how much I hate it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: And she gets very upset because we got them together
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: as best friends.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Shut up you dumb she didn't say that. Sorry, sorry,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I got carried away.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And tells me she'll never forgive me if I were
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to just get the lines fixed. I will also note
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: that her tattoo lines are straighter and hers isn't blown
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: out like mine. However, hers is still bad. This girl
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: is saucy. She's a saucy queen and not in a
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: good way.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Moving on. In the past, if Claire was ranting.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: To me and I told her that she was wrong
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: in the situation, she would block me, then unblock me
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: a few days later.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Are you guys like 12? What is situation? I don't
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: understand the situation. I'm too old for this shit, man.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Same thing if I would side with my family members
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: of hers and friends of hers or her boyfriend.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not the only one she does this to.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: She does the same thing to her other friends, her
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: family members, and her boyfriend as well. Claire got mad
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: at me about something I said, and lo and behold.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: She blocked me again.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I have already booked the appointment for the tattoo cover-up,
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm going through with it, so would I be
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the scallywag for this? Um, alright, so first of all
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I think you're probably not best friends with her From
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: the way you're talking about her These words would never
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: come out of my mouth About Selena or Caleb or
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Jay You know, three of my best friends So don't
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: think you can consider her a best friend If you're
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: talking shit And it sounds like she's, you know, not
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: mature enough and you don't like to hang out with
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: her or converse with her.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: So just stop talking to her. Stop being friends with her.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Grow up. And also, it's your body. It's a tattoo.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Get it fixed. Somebody you clearly don't like saying that
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: she doesn't like that probably doesn't mean much. I know
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: you got matching tattoos, but at the end of the day,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: she's not your best friend if she doesn't agree with
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: you that you want to change something on your own body.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Your body, your problems, your solutions. You know what I mean? Yeah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: that's Auntie Chris's advice. Lose the friend. Change your tat.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Grow up. There we go.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know how old you are though. You could
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: be like 16 and I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: being like, instead of Auntie Chris, I'm being more like
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Mommy Chris. Sorry. The comments say, not the asshole. You
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: didn't say how old you were, but given Claire's behavior,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised she's old enough to get a tattoo. Yeah,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: that's what I think. That's what I think. Basically what
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I say, right all the time. I'm always right. I'm
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: always right. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm not
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: always right. I conclude. So that's that. Okay, everybody. I
• 21:48
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• 21:51
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• 21:53
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• 21:55
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• 21:58
  Speaker 1: in the next video when I'm in Texas.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Bye.