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Motorcycles, Ghost Stories & Unexpected Celebrity Encounters | You’ve Got Company- Part 1 · The conspiracy

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to our house.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Come inside.
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, yo guys, what's up?
• 0:11
  Speaker 4: My name is Selena.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: If you don't know me, I'm weirdly spooky, yet relatable.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: I have dry skin.
• 0:18
  Speaker 4: Subscribe, please.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome to an eventful night of sleepwalking.
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: Did you come back?
• 0:26
  Speaker 5: That's why everyone.
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: Thinks she's a.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Selena's the exact same.
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  Speaker 3: We both don't sleep and we both work our booties off.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: They're screaming.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: There's so many of them at once, that's why.
• 0:37
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm sick.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Like it's never been human type of feeling.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: When I got back from Salem, the world felt different
• 0:45
  Speaker 4: and it felt lighter.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: Don't go. Take me!
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: And until next time, babies, just keep existing.
• 0:54
  Speaker 4: That was terrible.
• 0:55
  Speaker 3: I'll use it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, bye.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Did you have any of those rugs as
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: a kid with the racetrack on it? Yep. I loved
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: that rug. Sure fucking did. It was a sick rug.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: Those were simpler times. Better times. Rug racetrack. Racetrack rug.
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: Did your brothers have, like, the crazy Hot Wheels things?
• 1:23
  Speaker 7: I did.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you did? Cool. I really liked Hot Wheels when
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: I was a kid. I liked the orange tracks. I'd, like,
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: put them down the stairs and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: You'd make them into whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: I was a tomboy as a kid. Did you play
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: Crazy Bones or is that not your time? Crazy Bones.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: Do you remember those?
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  Speaker 3: What's that? You're too young. What's it? What is it?
• 1:38
  Speaker 5: There are these little plastic things that like look like
• 1:40
  Speaker 5: different things and you'd flick them to knock other ones over.
• 1:43
  Speaker 3: That was, what? Yeah. What kind of description is that?
• 1:47
  Speaker 5: Like there were these plastic things about this big and
• 1:48
  Speaker 5: they were all different faces. Some were opaque, some were
• 1:51
  Speaker 5: glitter plastic and they, and you'd shoot them. Then you had,
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  Speaker 5: I think it was called boomers and you'd flick the
• 1:56
  Speaker 5: big boomers. Man, did it ever hurt your fingers? You
• 1:59
  Speaker 5: would win the other person's Crady Bones if you could
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: knock them down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, cool. No, I used to eat them.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, well.
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: Swallow them like pills every once in a while. No,
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  Speaker 3: for real. Terrible.
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: Are we goods? Yeah, man.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: The past seven minutes have been good. Are you serious?
• 2:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's been that long? Well, welcome to my channel. Um,
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: welcome to the third installment, third episode. of my podcast,
• 2:25
  Speaker 3: You've Got Company. And today's company is me at Selina's home.
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: Welcome in yonder to my humble abode. Yes, Selina Spookyboo, a.k.a.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: my best friend, a.k.a. my partner in crime whom I
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: may be or may not have committed actual crimes with.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: We're not going to talk about that. What happens in
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: Salem stays in Salem.
• 2:46
  Speaker 4: And in my house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah!
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  Speaker 4: No, this is crazy.
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: You just told me... I don't know if the camera's
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: rolling yet, but, oh, also, this is Gucci. La Gucci baby.
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: And that's Eddie.
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: Eddie.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: And Molly's behind the camera. She's sleeping. But Selena has
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: an insane amount of pets. Yeah. An insane amount of pets.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: You have three dogs. Three dogs. And you have multiple birds.
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: Five parrots. Five parrots. Eight chickens. Eight chickens. Not that many.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: That's a lot. Like, if you have, like, a farm,
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: that's nothing.
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  Speaker 2: You do.
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  Speaker 3: You live on 50 acres. It's a non-working farm. Yeah.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: 53 acres. It's like a hobby farm.
• 3:21
  Speaker 5: And it's like, yeah, it's not, like, land you could
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  Speaker 5: farm stuff on, but, like, it's recreational, so it's, like, fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fun farm.
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  Speaker 3: Fun... It's a fun farm. Funky fun farm. Funky fun farm.
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  Speaker 3: Funky fun farm. Funky fun farm. It used to be
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: a horse... Jane loves that. It was a horse.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: He's like.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 3:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but no, it was a horse farm.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: It was a horse farm before. Yeah, that's right. Which
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: is crazy. Stop trying to leave, Gucci. Let her love you, Gucci.
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: Let me love you. But you haven't been on like
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: a podcast where you're being interviewed, which makes me so sad. Well,
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: it's weird. First Caleb and now you.
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  Speaker 4: Like I do turn them down, which is like a true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like, cause I know I'm going to be awkward,
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: but I feel comfortable with you.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I had a podcast from like 2014 till this year.
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  Speaker 4: The first had to be yours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: You were on mine.
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  Speaker 1: I was on yours.
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  Speaker 4: Like twice.
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  Speaker 1: I love that word, exploded.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: Exploded. Nice. 12 hours ago, like just a little bit over,
• 4:14
  Speaker 3: we were in the hospital. That's right. That's insane.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: You got to tune in to see why.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put in some clips here of me on
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  Speaker 3: your podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was on your one where I hadn't even met
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: you yet, I don't think. We were, no, three years
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: ago when we first started being friends. Baby influencers. Uh-huh.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: My gosh. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We were talking about that last night. As of like 2024,
• 4:35
  Speaker 5: we've been friends for four years.
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: Because it was this, yeah, that's insane.
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  Speaker 3: Four years. That's crazy, though. It doesn't feel like that. No,
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: it doesn't. I mean, it does, but it doesn't. I
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: feel like I've been friends with you for, like, extensively
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: longer than that. Isn't that a bad thing? But it
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: also feels like it's gone really fast.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's good. How long do you feel like
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: you've been married? 10 years or 20? Yeah. No, that too. Like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've been with Caleb for way longer
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  Speaker 3: than we've been together, but in, like, a good way.
• 4:59
  Speaker 3: Don't you feel like that with Adam? Yes. Like, you
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: feel like you've known him for, like, multiple lifetimes? Well,
• 5:02
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've known him my whole life. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: My whole life.
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  Speaker 4: And it's been almost 15 years.
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  Speaker 3: My love, you and Kim. It's okay. I accept it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want this one? No, it's fine. You can
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: have this one. It's fine. Okay.
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: He's right here if you need him.
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: Eddie's a little sick. He needs to be with his mom.
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's sick right now.
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: Eddie ate glitter. Yeah, so he was throwing up blood,
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: and we couldn't figure out what it was.
• 5:21
  Speaker 5: They were something in his tummy, and then they stuck
• 5:23
  Speaker 5: their finger up his bum, and he had plastic and
• 5:25
  Speaker 5: glitter in his ass.
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  Speaker 3: He's got glitter in his butt.
• 5:27
  Speaker 4: That's really fun, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's shitting glitter. Shitting glitter. Only you, buddy.
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: Only you. Yeah. Poor little guy. Yeah, I know. You
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: got chickens recently and I got chickens recently.
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  Speaker 4: And I had a Chris chicken.
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: You had a Chris chicken and I had a Selena chicken.
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  Speaker 4: My Chris chicken had to go.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't it die? No, it was evil. It was beating
• 5:46
  Speaker 3: the shit out of everybody. It was chasing everybody around.
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  Speaker 3: A bully chicken? Brenda's my bully chicken. Do you like
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  Speaker 3: to hold her? Uh-uh, I don't hold chickens. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: were holding Beaker earlier. You made me hold a chicken.
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  Speaker 3: I did. And that made me, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Is it just feeling them, like, move?
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 4: They feel like you could crush them so easily.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I also, I've held, like, snakes and alligators before,
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  Speaker 3: and it's just, like, them being able to, like, move
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  Speaker 3: their head and bite me.
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  Speaker 4: The chickens don't bite.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: They go... They go... They peck. They do peck. And
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: it hurts. It does. Have you been pecked? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't... I have.
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  Speaker 4: Parrots, so I've had, like, full chunks removed from my body.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's true. Chickens are.
• 6:27
  Speaker 5: They hate her parrots. Dude, chickens are nothing compared to parrots.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you have so many birds?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible mistake.
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  Speaker 3: I hate birds. Biggest mistake because they need so much attention.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a toddler forever that's going to live 35 years. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's the thing. They live so long. They don't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: They don't cuddle you or anything.
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  Speaker 5: And I can't rehome them because I'm like, if I
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  Speaker 5: rehome them, they won't take care of them as well
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  Speaker 5: as I will.
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  Speaker 3: I know. So now I must suffer.
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  Speaker 4: I love them, but I must suffer.
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  Speaker 3: Never get a bird.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Don't.
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  Speaker 4: And it's, like, out of responsibility.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want you.
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  Speaker 4: Like, because you're going to love him for a few years.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. And then it's going to fade. But it's a
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: huge responsibility. Oh. Like, yeah, you've got to be set.
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  Speaker 3: 35 years. In your bird ways. Like, I'm going to be, like...
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be old when those birds die. You will.
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  Speaker 3: Because how old are most of them? So, like, 4, 5,
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: and 15. Oh, no. Yeah, Tucker may drop.
• 7:17
  Speaker 5: Tucker was found in a garage with, like, an old smoker.
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  Speaker 5: And he just, like, lived in the smoking garage. Which
• 7:22
  Speaker 5: smoke kills birds.
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  Speaker 3: So, like.
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  Speaker 4: He's on his 20th life right now.
• 7:25
  Speaker 3: Holy shit. I don't know how he's still going. That's crazy.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: I will never get a bird. Dogs are not for me.
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: Dogs are the best.
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: Why do you have fruit? I have for you some fruit,
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: but it's not for you. Oh. Do you want to
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: meet my chickens?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I love chickens. We both have chickens. It's Christmas, by
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: the way. Apologize to him. It's actually.
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Sorry. It's actually November right now while we're filming this.
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  Speaker 3: So all of this should be alarming.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's beautiful. It's beautiful.
• 7:57
  Speaker 3: We love Christmas.
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: It's not very spooky for Selena.
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: Spooky boo. Spooky boo. Quite the opposite, actually. Selena Jolly
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: Boo right now. I have a specific way in which
• 8:21
  Speaker 3: I greet my chickens.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I do too.
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  Speaker 4: And they all come.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: How do you do your way? Hey, bitches!
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Bottle service!
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Are you ready for your snacks?
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like I should have a sparkler.
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: Yes, let's do it!
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: Today's menu, we have a variety of fruit. That's the
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: chicken we saved.
• 8:57
  Speaker 3: Hi! You see that chicken over there? Oh, over there?
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: That's Helen. Helen lived in a barn where they were
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: all layers and they got rid of them all, sent
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: them to the factory. This dude escaped, okay? She escaped.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: She got chicken run.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 9:07
  Speaker 5: Lived in a garden through the heaviest frost for like
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: three weeks.
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: Adam had to catch her strongest chicken.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, oh. Strongest chicken ever.
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  Speaker 4: And now she won't be friends with anybody.
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: Aww.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a thick chick.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: That's a thick chick. She's gained so much.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: This one's like green.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: It's got like iridescent feathers. Yeah.
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: Astral orbs.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: Your chickens have different skins than mine.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: They do.
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: I have two missing chickens.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: Let's find them.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: And she has a rooster that woke me up this morning.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: Chuck!
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: All I heard was, ah! Clock Norris.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, nope. Nope.
• 9:44
  Speaker 7: Aww.
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: This is Beaker.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: Beaker's gone broody.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: So Beaker has to get moved out of here every day.
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: She wants to lay on babies.
• 9:52
  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: She's so soft.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: She's a sweet baby.
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: You know I was terrified of birds before I got chickens?
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  Speaker 3: Do that.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: That's why I got chickens. I remember. To get over
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  Speaker 1: my fear of birds. That's good. Sometimes you gotta do
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: what you gotta do.
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: You can try and... You want to grab her?
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: You think you can do that? Get her wings?
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: I don't... I lift my chickens. I've never actually lifted
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: my chickens before.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: You've never grabbed a chicken?
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: Here, do you want to?
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: How do I do it?
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: Just, like, make sure that her wings.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Are tucked in. Um.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: Lift?
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Perfect. Oh, God.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Where's she supposed to go? Over here, over here, over here.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a lot for me. This is a
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: lot for me. This is a lot for me.
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: There you go, B.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. What, you don't want to catch a chicken
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was a lot. I felt her wings moving.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: I thought she was going to go.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Back to us being friends. Yeah. Are we? I don't know.
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: I think we should probably tell the audience that it's
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: all been a facade for years.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: We just, you know, we thought it worked well on
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: the camera.
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like one of those relationships that, like, when
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: celebrities get together, they just think they can, like, make
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: content together and, like, blow it up. But, like, the
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: truth is we actually hate each other.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: We've hated each other for, like, years. So... I'm just kidding.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Just kidding. I love you so much. You're my favorite
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: person in the world. But, like, the reason this came
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: up is the spiral the other day. Yeah.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: Listen up.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: So, me and Selena. Selena and I are best friends.
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: Let's just get that straight. That was all satire and sarcasm.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: But there's been, like, a couple videos floating around the
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: interwebs of, like, people thinking that we're not actually friends.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: And then it's all fake. And that it's, like, a front.
• 11:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm like....
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Like we've been like i don't know what we would
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: give up every day like what do we do to
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: give off to give that like i think some people
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: are just miserable seeing other people just have a good
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: relationship with somebody well i also feel like.
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of friendships especially when it comes to the
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: internet like you want to see ups and downs yeah
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  Speaker 5: but we just don't really fight no no there's so
• 11:58
  Speaker 5: many different types of friends but we're the kind of
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: friends we're just like we we understand space we understand.
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: Like a good couple we have communication yeah if we.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Were like like husband and wife. Like we have been
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: in the past.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: I think that's why we do well together. I think
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: so too.
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: Cause we understand each other. We understand each other's boundaries.
• 12:13
  Speaker 5: We like to be around each other. We don't like
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: annoy the shit out of each other.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: It's pretty simple. Yeah. But yeah, it's just, it's frustrating
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: to see that stuff. And like, people are going to
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: say stuff. Oh my God.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: People are so mean.
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: People are really mean.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: What's the meanest thing you've read about yourself?
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: You don't have to tell me. Honestly, it's not even
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: that mean, but it's kind of, it's kind of just,
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: and it was another video I saw. It's just, people
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: hating you for no reason. And physically saying that, just
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: like they're like, she just has bad vibes. She just
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: gives me the ick. She just seems like the kind
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: of person who's a total bitch. And that just makes
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: me mad because I'm like, I prefer somebody to be like, oh,
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: I don't like her because I don't like her comedy.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Then I'd be like, that's fair.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: You have an opinion.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: You have that right.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: But not for no reason.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: But for somebody to just be like, fuck your face.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: Just cuz. Yeah. Can you imagine somebody coming up to
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: you on the street and saying that? That's what it's
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: like for us. It's like we have like millions and
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: millions of people, very blessed, but also just like judging
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: us every move, every moment. And it's like nobody's really
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: built for that. No. And we came from... very, you know,
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: like trying beginnings and of like, this has all been
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: very recent. We got thick skin. We got thick skin,
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: but like still we're not, I'm like, I'm a regular person.
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: I got feelings.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: I think when it comes to that, people like, you
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: must like something about, you must remind them of somebody
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: they don't like.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: So immediately in.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Their head, they just go to, I get the, but
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: it's because there's some deep... yeah and I trauma you
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: try to give people the benefit of the doubt like
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: I just try to think the best of everybody unless
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: they give me a real reason to not like them
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: and it's not like because of.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: What somebody else says about a person like I need
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: to know like if someone's like Chris is a bitch
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: I'll be like okay well I'm gonna hang out yeah
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: and I'll see if I think Chris is a bitch
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: yeah unless you told me somebody's a bitch and I'm like.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: I trust you yeah I trust you but it's because
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: yeah exactly what's the meanest thing somebody said about you
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: that you've read unless you don't want to say no
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: no it's good if she wasn't fat it wouldn't be
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: funny Do you know what I mean? What's her name?
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: What's her name?
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: No, no, just tell me the name.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: What's her name?
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: Just real quick, I'm going to grab that ex over there.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to pay him a visit.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: But it's things like that.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Like, it was that one comedian.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I can't remember. For the life of me, what is
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: his name? Was it Bobby Lee? Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: Said that someone was like no someone was like he
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: talked about you in this podcast you need to listen
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: to it and it went on bobby lee now it
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: wasn't even like it was like horribly mean but he
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: was like he was like i wouldn't put up with
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: that because she's ugly but if it was kendall jenner
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: he put up with the sleepwalking because i looked like
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: me he was like i wouldn't put up with.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: It and and after that he's like oh was it
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: wrong for me to say.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: That and they're like no no no but i can't
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: remember the podcast now but like that i laid in
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: my basement and cried like a bitch for like two days.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, he was my favorite comedian. Especially
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: if it's somebody you look up to. He was my
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: favorite comedian. And it's like, yes, you're a comedian, but
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: it's also like, that person's going to see that.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: Bro, I hate meeting my heroes and hearing about my
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: heroes and having my heroes know me.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Selena and I have both had incidences where we've met
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: certain comedians that have been very shallow and not kind.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: And you guys know these comedians well. I just don't
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: get it, man.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: I don't get it either.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: We both have gone to their show and either been like...
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I know who, so I'm guessing who did not follow
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: through either for you? They did, but then it was
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: just a really bad experience. You never even told me.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: You're going to have to tell me after. And I'm
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: not going to out them. No, don't out them. So
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: don't out them, but tell me. Because I know that
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: like with celebrities and stuff, sometimes you have days where
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: it's like... Yeah. Well, we won't say the name, but
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: what happened? So I went to this comedian's thing. Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: And he said that, he's like, oh yeah, like come
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: backstage after. I brought my mom because she loves comedy
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: as well. He's like, come backstage after. Like we can
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: hang out and say hello or whatever, get pictures. I
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, that's really nice of you. Like you
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: don't have to do that, but sure. So I followed through.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: And then he said it was going to be like
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: right after, but like we waited like an hour after
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: because he like forgot. And then he's like, well, we're
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: going to leave soon, but you can come back for
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: a minute. And I was like, whatever, like whatever. It
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: was really late. And I was like, my mom wanted
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: to go home, whatever. And then we went back.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: And it was okay.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: It was an okay exchange. And then like, he's like, okay,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: let's get a picture. And then he got a picture,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: but it wasn't on my phone. It was on his.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that's fine. Like, yeah, didn't let
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: us get it on mine. And then because my mom
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: wanted a picture and then, and then I was like, oh,
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: that's weird. And then I texted him after I was like, oh,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: would you like, would you mind getting that, uh, giving
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: me that picture? Just cause my, like my mom really
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: would like that. Um, cause you know, we waited in
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: that and then they just ghosted. And I was like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: oh so my experience wasn't terrible but it's just like
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: come on man yeah that was me i'd be like
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: yeah of course.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: So said experience same comedian yeah obsessed with this comedian
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: adam and i it is our main like everything they
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: put out we're obsessed so the week before the show
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: we run into him in the la airport i'm walking
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: back from the bathroom i walk past him i'm like
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: i go to the table i'm like that's you you
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: know who yeah and adam's like what so i go
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: up and i'm like hey I'm like, I'm going to
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: your show.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: He's like, you have to come back. You have to,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: you have to whatever.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: And we've had a communication about a year earlier.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: So I talked to him on Instagram, met him in
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: real life. Then the week of the show comes up
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: because he said, we'll come by and get a photo.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Cause I thought I won't bug him now.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: He's in the airport.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Like we'll get it after the show. So I messaged
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: him that day.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: After the show, it's red. The lights go up at
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: the end of the show. He scans, he sees me.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: He's like, And like pulls back. And then I like.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Shared stuff and like stuff and he liked it.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: But other than that, just complete ghost.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's like in my soul, you were like
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Santa Claus. Right. You were my. It's unfortunate. And it's
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: just like. Don't meet your heroes, man. Don't meet your heroes.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: But wait.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Well, no, that's not true because I've met lots of.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. Who's the best hero?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Like who's someone that you adored that you met that
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: was amazing? lots of people like, like Nickelback for one,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: like all the band members, Chad and like, I've become
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: really good friends are wonderful people. Michael Bublé, wonderful dude. Um,
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: there's been like pretty much everybody else to be honest.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say don't meet your heroes, but it's
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: just like, don't expect people to, you know, be exactly
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: what they portray. Yeah. It's great.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Like the people that I've met, like the people I've
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: run into, Eugene Levy, nicest man I've ever met.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Right. Yes, that's right. I've never talked about that. She
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: sat with him on a plane. I'm going to insert
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: the photo here.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Dude, I literally, I saw him and I looked and
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I said to Taylor, I'm like, Taylor, look.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Who's beside you.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: And he didn't even look around. And he just, he
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: just looks back at me.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: He's like, what?
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, look who's beside you. And he
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: just goes, are you okay?
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: They sat beside Eugene Levy on a plane. For five hours.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: I had to keep it cool. But then we were
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: stuck on the tarmac.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: He was so nice.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Emily Hampshire also spoke to you.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: So nice.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I think I'm just being cynical. No, but that's,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it's really shitty when you meet somebody you've looked up
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: to and then they're just not that great. That's why,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: that's why when I do meet like people that watch
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: my stuff in person, I'm like, let me hug you.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: I put 110, I'm like, I got to give them
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: the best experience ever because, because you're going to get
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: that probably that one experience with that person and you're
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: never going to see them again. Most likely.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I think I upset someone the other day.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: For the first time. I was in Winners.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I went looking for a rug. I was listening to
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: an audio book and it was horror. And I was really,
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: really into it. And she would walk by me and
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: I didn't feel it. She like grabbed my arm.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I did one of these. And she's like,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: oh my God, I'm so sorry. That was inappropriate. I'm like, no,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm just listening to a horror book, but it was done.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: And she was like, she's like, no, I'm so sorry.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, it's okay. She's like, I'm going to go.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I'm like, and she just kind of left. So I
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: felt really bad, but I was just strictly.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: That's, that's strange too. When people like grab you, I've
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: been grabbed quite a bit. white a few times. I
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: had to leave a concert once. Because of headphones or
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: like I'm on a call or something.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I'm weird with touch, especially with strangers.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Don't touch Chris's legs.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Don't touch my fucking legs or my fucking feet. Don't
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: do it. Don't do it. I'll kick you, not on purpose,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: but it'll happen. But I find that strange, too, is
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: that a lot of people, like, they don't have that barrier.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: They're just like, oh, I can touch them because I
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: know them. It's like, no, yeah, drunk people are, that
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: is just like, they're going to do that. And that's okay.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: But honestly, like 99.9% of all interactions have been amazing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: And I love meeting people because they don't understand.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: We're behind the screen. We see numbers and we see comments.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: So when we see your face, you're like, I love you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: It's like, I love you too.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's like, oh yeah. Okay, cool. Like that's just
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: more reassurance. It's like, that's the reason I do it.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Cause like, it's, that's really cool. I mean, I meet
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: so many, especially when I travel so much, I meet
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: so many really, really cool people and I love it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I love it. I made a mom changing her little
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: baby yesterday at the airport and it was so cute.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: And she's like, say hi to Angie Chris. And I
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: was like, you know me?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: What? What?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: And I took her child, and he's here now. We
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: adopted her. Her name's Francine. No. Now you want to
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: go to the tennis court? Yes. Okay. She's got a
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: tennis court on her property. Yeah, we really use it
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: a lot. Have you used it? You haven't used it?
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not built for speed, Chris.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Can you play tennis?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I've played before, but a long time ago.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Do you know how, though, that you can show me? Yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: We could go swimming in the.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I'm good. She's got a bunch of trails on her property.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: And it really does feel like you're in Twilight.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You are.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: That's why.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Or the Blair Witch Project.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Chris had an experience last night.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I did. Her doors just jiggle in the middle of
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: the night. And I just don't.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's her, because every time she comes to
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: my house, things start happening again. And the jiggle, and
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: I thought I saw a man, which I thought was Jay,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: because he went upstairs for a.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Shower, standing on the stairs.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I thought you saw like a doppelganger ghost yesterday. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: it was just your feet, your socked feet.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: But you were gone, dude. So, confused. Wait, do you have, oh,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: it's right there. Yeah. Perfect.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: This looks abandoned. Yeah, it does, because it is.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: It's the ghost of Christmas past. I didn't even realize
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: you had nets behind you, so if the balls go... Whoa,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: we should.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: No, but.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: No, I love that. Yeah, no, I love being an auntie, though. Oh,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: my gosh. You're an aunt.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: How does that feel to have that later?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: You're literally about to cry.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: No.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: When you first saw him, fresh out of the vag. Sorry.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: He was cute, fresh out. He was cute. What did
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: it feel like? Like what did your body do?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Nothing. What?
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: You weren't just like everything didn't open a little bit?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: No, because I saw my sister who just went through
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: a traumatic experience. Did you watch it come out? Everything closed. No. No,
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: she didn't let us. No offense, Jess. Was your mom
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: in there? I'm not going to tell this story. There's some... Jessica,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: my sister, and her husband had a beautiful little moment,
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: and they were together in the room. That's all you need.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: My mom and I were present, but in the hospital.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: My mom wouldn't be in there. My mom would not
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: be there.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I would be like, I don't want you to see that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Jessica chose to have just Adam, but we
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: were there right after everything. Was it fast? Which I
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: think was probably for the best. So when you saw him, right?
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: You come in, you see fresh baby. He's so cute. Yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: he was so precious. Did your heart grow two sizes bigger?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. It's like, wow, this little thing has like
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: the same blood as me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: It's related to me.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: I must protect it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I will kill for you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: That's what it feels like. You know what we should do?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: One day we'll like adopt one.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: It's co. Okay. How old?
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Fun age, 10, 9. Yeah, okay.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I would, yeah, bump it up. Yeah. So it can
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: be independent. You can leave it home alone.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we'll month, month, and we'll send it back
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: and forth.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: We like that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Month, month, month.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: A little foster child, a little co-parenting. A little co-parent. See,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I like it when, like, I see friends sometimes, friends
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: that don't get together. Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Like, say there's a guy friend in a group, and
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: they're like, let's just have a baby.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: And then they co-parent for their whole lives.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: That's true. I'd like that. And then I'm like, hey,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I want to go to, you know, Mexico, take the kid.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: And then you can take it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That sounds super irresponsible. It does.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: But it works for us.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: I think it would work. I think that kid would
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: have a great life. What would we name it? I
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: guess we'd already have a name. Yeah, probably. We sound
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: so bad at this. I am a child with no name.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Please take me into your arms.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Your name is Noel. I love Christmas.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I'll have a different name for him. Yeah, we each
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: have our own names. Here, you're Noel.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: When you go to Chris's, you're... Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Whatever he wants to be. I always wanted to change
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: my name as a kid. Yeah? I feel like that
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: should be a thing. To what? I did the same thing.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I wanted to be Julia. Anything else. I always wanted
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: boy names. Yeah? I wanted to be called Chris. That's
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: why my name was Call Me Chris. Okay. Now I
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: love my name. Like, my name is Christina, and I
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: do like that name.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: I call you Christina all the time.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And everybody, like, really close to me, like, usually calls me, like,
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: all my family members and that kind of thing. They
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: would never call me Chris. Also, my dad's name, my
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: stepdad's name is Chris. They would never call me Chris.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: They would never call me Chris. Call me Chris. Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: But mostly, like, Please get people closer to me to
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: call me Christina. It feels wrong if they call me Chris. Jay,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: you can start calling me Christina. Yeah, because you've been around.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: You've been around. You've earned that Tina. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: If I hear Chris come out of your mouth, you're gone. Goodbye.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Does it feel weird to say? It felt weird to hear.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Come out of his mouth.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Say it slow.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: You can call me whatever you want. I don't care.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: All right. Yeah. Have a good game.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Boop.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: This is my first serve in probably like 10 years.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Woo!
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Was that right? Was that right?
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: F * * * you dude.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were good. It's good.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: So, so, you're gonna throw it up.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Like this and then just overhand hit it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah! Shit!
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: See, I'm not good at that. I have a feeling
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: we're not gonna get a rally.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I can serve but I can't complete.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: My mom one time made me stop wearing hair extensions
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: because in a CSI episode they found out who killed
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: her because the woman's hair extension had a certain bug
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: in it, like a certain mite, and they found the
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: extension mite. Mom was like, you can't wear extensions because
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: what if you kill somebody? And I was like, that's
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: your concern? So you wouldn't get caught?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Not that I wouldn't have mites in my head, so
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't get caught. I thought it was going to
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: be because that's how she died, but that's how she
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: got caught murdering somebody?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: No, that's how she got caught murdering someone.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Good to know. Yeah. Good to know.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: No more hair extensions.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, I've learned so much from watching so much true
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: crime stuff. My mom made me watch that when I
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Because you get away?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Like... How'd you do it? I already did. Wow! There's
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: fucking cameras on, man. Shit. How would you do it?
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Three angles.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: How would you do it?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: What's it? Oh, that's one of the questions I wanted
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: to ask you. Yeah. How would you kill me and
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: not get caught? But I couldn't. No, metaphorical words. Okay, so, okay.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: To do this, though, I need to know the scenario
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: and why I have to kill you. No. I just
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: have to kill you? Okay, I murdered all your dogs. Yeah, okay. So.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: All right. Lay it on me.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: We'd be out back, right?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: We'd be standing by the pool.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Okay. Ooh, I like this. I would go into my fridge.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: I've already got a piece of ice that I've turned
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: into a shank. Okay, are you going to go icicle route?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to stab you in the heart and push
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: you in the pool.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: So it just looks like you drowned. But I got stabbed.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're going to be so.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yep, never mind. Okay. This is what I'm going to do.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: This is what I'm going to do. Okay. I'm going
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: to push you in the pool.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to put the cover on. Ooh.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: I'm going to knock you out.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: In the pool. That's some dumb shit I would do.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: I actually almost drowned that way multiple times. Or, or, yeah, no,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: that same.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: I used to jump into the middle of the blue cover.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: So fun.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I would... She's really getting into it now.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I tell you to stay in the cabin. Stay in here.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: So comfy. She's got a little cabin on her property.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Then I will park my car out there and I
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: will carbon monoxide you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: That's really nice of you. Wait, but you killed my dog,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: so I want you to hurt. Oh, true.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay. You killed my dog. I'm going to be honest.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I'm probably going to lynch you. Lynch?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Oof. Okay. Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, now how are you going to kill me?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: What would you do to me for me to feel
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: like I need to kill you? Because it is hard
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: to think about. It literally could only be the same thing.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I kill Kevin. I don't even like saying it. I know.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I don't like saying it either. I would never kill
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: your dogs, by the way. Thank you. I would never
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: do that. I would never hurt them.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I will never hurt Kevin. But if I killed Kevin. Okay,
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: if you killed Kevin. The guy saw him and I
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm going to run this over. I would...
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I really got to look at you for a second.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I think... I think I'd just beat the fuck out
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: of you. Just beat the fuck out of me? I
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: think I'd just beat the shit out of you with
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: my hands first, and then when I'm too tired, I'd
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: just get it back. And just smash my head in.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: And just bash you in. Uh-huh. That'd be satisfying. And
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: then I'd cut you up into little pieces. Okay. I'd
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: just cut you up into little pieces, and then I'd
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: go to a farm near me, a pig farm. Just...
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: It really seems like you've thought about this a lot.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't thought about it at all. I just thought
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: about it now. Do you want me to die a
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: little bit? No. That makes me sad to think about.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Does it? But I do like the idea of just
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: being the shit out of somebody that did something wrong.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: I like that too.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I've seen scenarios around me where I'm like.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Someone hurts a kid, I'm like, I hear that, and
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you need to be put down.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: At that comedy show that I went to that we
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: talked about, there was a person behind me, and it
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: was this woman who was drunk, and she was trying
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: to pick a fight with the girl beside her. For
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: no reason. And then my mom had said, hey, can
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: you please stop that? We're trying to enjoy this comedian.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: And I was like, mom, don't do that. And she's like,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I'll beat the shit out of you. And so she
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: talked to my mom, and I was like, okay. What
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: did you say? Oh, I was ready. I was like,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: got my brass knuckles up. I was like, ready to go.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: But- I didn't end up doing it because the security
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: guard was right there and he de-escalated and I was
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: kind of mad.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Bro, when people, with people I love.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: My dad had bought a brand new car and this,
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I was at a church sale. And this dude who
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: worked at the church had a belt on and all
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: these like, all these things on his pants. He was
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: leaning against my dad's new car.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: And I was like, get the fuck off the car.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: And he was cussing at me and I was cussing
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: at him. And then like, it got dark. And I
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: was like, you're going to die soon. Like, fucking... Dude,
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: when I'm mad. Selena's done shit, dude.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm done shit.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think you want to say it, but.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: No. Wait.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: She's done.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: What's one?
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I've done crime.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I've done crime, man.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: But like, well-deserved.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: What's something I could?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, an ex-boyfriend.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: With your ex?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: So I had this ex-boyfriend, right? And he cheated on me.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: And the girl showed up at the house. So the
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: first thing I did was go downstairs, snap his cell phone.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Because that's the first step.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: That's easy.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: No more communication.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Cut it off.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: His car had broken down out front of my house
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: the day before.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: So I went home. What did I do?
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I filled the tank with sugar. I filled the tank
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: with sugar. I scratched it all the way around. You
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: couldn't even tell what color that car was. Then I
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: called the city, said somebody's abandoned their car in front
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: of my house. So the city comes and picks up
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: the car and takes it to the tow yard while
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: it's completely fucked.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Well, that wasn't enough.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I was still mad.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: So he had this shop, right?
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: But he was such a shitty person. He did so
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: much worse.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Than just cheat on me. Okay. Right?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, I know.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: And no, all of this deserved, by the way. Lit
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: it on fire.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Lit the shit.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Hungarian mafia. There's no playing games. Statute of limitations. It
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: doesn't matter anymore.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: I'm so nice and sweet and kind.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you are. Selina's literally the nicest she would be.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: But you. She would give a stranger the sweater off
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: her back on the street. Yeah, I cry. But if
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: you fuck with her or if anybody she loves, goodbye.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Night's out. Night's out. Light's out. Night's out.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: No, night's out. It's not light's out. Night's out.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: No more.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Sleep forever. Night, night. Nights out.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: I'm like a hot, silent fart. Silent but deadly.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Ooh, yeah, you are. Except your farts don't smell. Chris
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: has heard me fart approximately... A million times. 400 times.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard me fart? Maybe once.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Do you have one?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Bet not. Not even once? I'm a professional at not
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: farting in front of people. It's kind of a skill. Okay, but...
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I had an ex, six years, never heard me fart. Chris,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I feel like you farted once.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: No?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: No. I don't think so. I want to hear a
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: fart now. Do you have one in the chamber? Not
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: right now. I'll let you know if I do through
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: the podcast. I have something to look forward to.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I feel like people got to pay for that. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: don't know why. Subscribe to the Patreon. Subscribe to the Patreon.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: If you want to hear Chris's fart, we do have
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: a Patreon though. You should probably join it. A lot
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: of good stuff in there. A lot of good stuff.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: A lot of.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard her fart in any of the videos?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Because you're editing all the time.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: No, no. That's the thing is I burp all the time,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: but I've never ripped ass in a video. Maybe you
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: don't even have an asshole. Maybe you don't poop. I
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: don't shit.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Maybe you're not real.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I don't pee. I'm like a Barbie. I've never seen
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: you take a poop. It's just closed up down there.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I'm abstinent too.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: We've gone on full trips. I've never seen you spend
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: like more than a minute.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I get constipated when we travel. Oh, you just don't. No.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And then I look like five minutes pregnant by the
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: end of it because I'm like, I can't shit. So
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: what's it like when you off gas that? Oh. Forearm. Oh,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: my God. Like, you ought to take a picture. Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: You ever just look at a... Sorry. You ever just
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: look at a shit... We all do. And you're just like,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: somebody else needs to see this.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: There's many a time.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Somebody needs to see this. Many a time, Adam's been like, Sweetie!
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Do you call him in? Come here! No, mine's always
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: the same. Oh, he calls you?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, right.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Sweetie can't shit solid.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: How's if it's sideways?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: This bitch sits sideways and... Pure liquid. I have no gallbladder.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Chris taught me how to shit sideways.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: That's what friends do. Yeah. They talk each.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Other through squirts.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And if you say we're not friends, fuck you.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's seen it all.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I've seen her shit sideways.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Anyway, what else?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: 360 spin.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like a mom. You got it, sweetie. There
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: we go. The effort's there.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: You're doing great.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's turn it down a little bit. We got, okay.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Take my ball! So we're calling this, um, that I won?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won. I'll give it to her.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: She's cute. We love Sam and Colby.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I love Sam and Colby.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: We love them. Oh, yeah, we did the video here.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: You should go watch that. It was really good. Dude,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: that goodnight was wild as shit. It was wild as shit. Oh, no. Dude, but, yeah,
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: they did, like, the conjuring and stuff and all that shit.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: They're going through it right now. They're going through it
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Sam and Colby are, like, the most genuine human beings.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Kind. Like, kind, genuine.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: And I think people.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Like people don't think it because they are so much so.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: So they're like, oh, it has to be fake.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's not. And like the stuff that
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: happens in the videos, like you guys don't see a
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: lot of it, but like 99% of the stuff we
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: just like debunk and it doesn't make the video for
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: 90% of the stuff. Yeah. And yeah, with all the
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: conjuring stuff right now, it's, it's interesting. It's like, I
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: don't know what, but I know with every bone in
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: my body that Sam and Colby believe what happened. Yep.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: And that is, I respect that. And if it didn't,
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: and they, like, something else was, it's unfortunate.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Like, it's not their fault if somebody did something that
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: was a little, you know what I mean?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Because watching it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: If you don't know about things, it does seem real.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, totally.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Regardless, the entertainment level is subpar.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Like, not subpar.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: What's the word?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Sublime. Sublime. No, but it's just weird. And yeah, being in, like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: the spotlight and doing that kind of stuff is just, like,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: I just can't believe, like, again, where someone's out there,
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: they're creating something for you that took so much work,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: so much money, so many people, so many editing, and
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: people walk.
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: Right in and they're like, uh. And it's like, do you,
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: we created something for you in this, like, crazy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: world that is so harsh sometimes. And people, some people like,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: like we were talking about this last night, like the
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: day I put out hollow, somebody ordered it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Hadn't even received it yet.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Her book. Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Late left the most horrible review.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: And then I contacted Amazon and they were, they were
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: not on my side. They're like, I'm sorry.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: You can't delete a review just because somebody didn't like
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: your book. I'm like, they didn't get it yet.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: How does this count? I wouldn't have been able to
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: review it yet. Cause some people just like, Like, to
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: shit on you, you know? Yeah. I hope they ended
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: up reading it, though, when they got it, and they
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: were like, wow. Yeah, and I hope they liked it,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: because it's f * * * ing good. Chris is
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: in that book.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I make a little cameo. It's not even a cameo.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: It's just, like, straight up in there. Yeah. It's awesome.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: It's awesome. You have so many books. She f *
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: * * ing writes books.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: I'm about to start a new one.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: It's going to be kind of, like, what comes after,
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: ghost stuff, and then, like, a whole bunch more. Kind
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: of like The Home Reader, which is where I, like,
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: talk about ghost investigations I've been on. But like ones
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: that I've, yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. People like that. So I'm going to try.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: People love that.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Talk about meditation and stuff.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: I remember the first time we talked about meditation.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: And it was more like a fuck this thing for you.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: Now I'm totally into it. You and Caleb, my boyfriend.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Does he manifest too?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I like when you say it again. Caleb? Caleb, you're OompaVille,
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend. Shut up. She's glowing.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: She's fucking glowing. Jay's like, hee hee hee. But it's adorable.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: Stop it i'm in love get over it how is
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: it to be in love it's good yeah it's good
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: it's pretty nice honestly full of anxiety all the time
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: oh yeah it's terrible it's terrible just gone for a
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: week and i was ill being in love is stressful
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: as yeah because i just think he's.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: Dead all the time and he's on the other side
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: of the planet how he can die all the time
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: yeah because i have intrusive thoughts already so it's just
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: like I know nothing's happening, but then my brain's just like.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: He's dead.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: A plane could have crashed and fallen on his house.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah. Why haven't you answered?
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: I'm now planning your funeral.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: It's not even like that. I'm pretty like a low-maintenance girlfriend,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: to be honest. Lucky. But it's just my brain that
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: just plays tricks on me with that kind of stuff.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: And it's the worst.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: And I just don't act on it. I think that's
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: the key. Don't act on it. Because you can have
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: those crazy thoughts and not necessarily act on it because
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: they're ridiculous thoughts.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: You know, man, that was me a couple.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Like, it's weird. Like, I go through these periods and
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I've learned about it lately. PMDD.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: It's like pre like it's before you like two weeks
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: before your period.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I'm crazy.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: And it was ever since ozempic and i my brain
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: has just not gone back to normal but like i
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: had the most irrational thoughts like i think i'm literally
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: and i don't say this lightly a crazy person sometimes
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: right right and i literally feel that way and then
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: two days after i'm like.
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: I know what was that i'm fine yeah it's very
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: strange i don't understand it or it's hard to explain
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: to men Just look at Jay.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Do you have a uterus? Yeah. You can't say anything. No,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. Jay's a very empathetic man. I love Jay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Everyone loves Jay. Everybody that meets Jay loves Jay.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Jay's a great person.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he is a great person. He's smiling right now.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: He's just soaking it in. Look at this.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I'm rubbing gooch gooch.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. It's on. Oh, I see. Oh, cool. That's cool.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He's showing me where the record button is. I thought
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: he was being an asshole, but he was actually.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Just telling me.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: All right. So where are we going?
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I'm taking you guys to a zip line park.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to go to a zip line park. Yep.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And this zip line is supposed to be absolutely massive.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Huge, coolest zip line in Woodstock?
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Ever.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Just ever?
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: So here's the thing. There's a couple things I do
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: around here. I hang out with my chickens.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Um, I don't play tennis.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I'll ramp around.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: And I go to the zipline when I'm sad.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: So currently- That's cool.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I think that's a good thing to do.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Like, ziplines are like, they induce a little bit of fear. Serotonin.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: Serotonin. Wake you up. Uh-huh.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. No, this is good.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm excited. I haven't been on a zipline
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: in a long time.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Exclusive place.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Not too many people know about it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: So nobody should be there to bother us. Especially today,
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: because today's a- We're on a- we're on a what? Wednesday?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Today is- Yeah, I don't even know what to be on.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: And it's during school hours.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Okay. Coming up. We are rolling up. Rolling up to
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: the zip line.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: We are still in the suburbs.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the suburbs. It's in the suburbs. Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It's huge zip lines in the suburbs. Yeah, I'm about
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: to blow your mind. I can't wait, man.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Your adrenaline fix is going to be faxed.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Okay. On Halifax Street.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get Halifax and Halifax Street.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: We're literally just in. Shh.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Shh. Shh.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Shh.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Prepare to be mined more.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Is this somebody's backyard?
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Almost.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Chill out, chill out, chill out.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Sam and Colby fucking love this place, man.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Watch this, your mind's about to be blown, okay?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Alright, here it comes.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Never seen a zipline like this in your life. All right,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: look at that!
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: No one's there! Look at that!
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Honey, for real, it's just that?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It's just that!
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, this is an adventure park, okay? She
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: literally took us to a child's park!
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: You know what, if you have no expectations, your expectations
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: will be blown every time.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Chris, are you ready to suit up? Oh my god,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: this is actually kind of sick.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Babe, get on the platform. Are you ready to ride
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: into the next dimension? Isn't it great? Isn't it great?
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: That is great.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: You do it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Jay, you gotta do it.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jay, you do it.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: You know me.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Just leave it on record any time you give me
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: the camera.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Why would you not? Get up there. It's fine. Saving space.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: We were literally just flipping over the camera.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: We went to the zipline park.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same one I took you with.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: It was sick. It was sick, by the way. I
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: want to tell the story of the zipline park real quick.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Sam and Colby also were here when we were shooting,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: and we're driving along, and Selina's like, hey guys, do
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: you want to see a really cool zipline park? We
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: can go ziplining, and all of us, Sam and Colby
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and I, we're just like, You know, daredevils were like, yeah, ziplining?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome. And I had no idea there
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: was a zipline park like here in, you know, where
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: we are in Ontario. And we're like, yeah, yeah. So
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: she's driving. And we just drive past this kind of
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: like suburban area. And she's like, oh, that's where it is.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, like we missed it. We didn't
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: see it. And she's like, we'll go in when we
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: get back. And then we go back. I pull in.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: And we pull in. And this zipline park is... is
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: quite literally a child's playground. It's, it is what children
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: play on. It's those little, you know what? You'll see it.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: You'll see, we'll go there.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I loved climbing stuff as a kid. I would be
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: up like up to like 50 feet in a tree.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: So fun. Call me Chris.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Dies on child's playground.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Don't make that happen.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: You wanna see the power? That was really impressive. Yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I know. Okay, I'll be king of the castle, and
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: you can be the person that's trying to get into
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: my castle. Okay, okay, ready?
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I'm coming for the castle.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, try.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna come and I'm gonna steal your castle.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, but I have a rocket launcher.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: I found another way, bro!
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm coming to your castle.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: You can't infiltrate from that side because I have alligators
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: on that side.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Shit, what am I going to do? Pew, bad alligators.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I'll be right. You're 24, okay, but you're going to
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: break your ankle.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: No, no, I got it.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I got it.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Superhero landing. Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, I already feel sick.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: You're strong. Oh, it's going to be so bad after.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Just get off of it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to commit to it now.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to run in a straight line.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I need to get Snapchat going. Yeah, yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Log me in.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, ready?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Three, two.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: You got it? You got it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: You got it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Tell me when to go.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Three, two, one, go.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: No.
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to throw up.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Wait, I literally can't.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, just stay still. It was great. Did you have fun?
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun. Yeah, that was so fun.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I forget, like, how fun a playground is.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: I go every week.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Like, you forget about... Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: I go to different ones.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Well, are you going when kids are there? No. Okay.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Can I be honest with you?
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I usually go in the middle of the night.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Like, 2 a.m.? Yeah, that's, like, shit I did when
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I was a teenager. Like, we'd go to the park.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I'm just behind in maturity. Yeah. But we'd, like, do
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: not probably... We wouldn't play at the park. You know
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: No.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: What do we do at the park? So... Just a little.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we play at the park.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we play at the park. Just kidding.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I've never done drugs.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Y'all are playing at the park and I'm just on
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: the thing like.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: And I'm literally with me on teeter-totter like, come on
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: around with me. They're just doing bumps in the.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Just kidding.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I've never been around people that have done that before, actually.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I recently met people who did that.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I've like... Yeah, I've never understood that, to be honest.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Like the hard drugs and stuff.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: It's unfortunate. I don't like to lose control. I'm a
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: control freak.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I don't like to lose control either. And I have
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: a very addictive personality. Like coming from, I have addicts
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: in my family. And it's like, I can't go down
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: that road. Because I like to put that into work
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: or something else. Or like a healthy hyper fixation that
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: I can do. Whether it's like painting or guitar or
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: something like that. I know we both have. And then
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: you have like health issues too, where you can't even
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: have caffeine.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: If I did cocaine, I would probably have a heart
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: attack and die.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: I can't even have a cup of coffee. For sure.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: For sure. We were talking about our hearts earlier. Chris
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: is just sitting beside me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's wrong?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: She's like, oh, my heart stopped.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And like, we, I mean, I've fucked up my
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: body so much, like growing up, unfortunately, like with like
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: eating disorders and like other shit that my body doesn't
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: even function properly. So I gotta, I'm starting, I'm trying
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: to treat my body as well as I can now.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: whether it's, like, eating good and getting exercise and, like, mentally.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: From the eating start, what's the worst thing that happened
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: to your body? Like, what are the, like, the lasting
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: effect that you'd say is, like, the worst?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: I'm so curious because I'm the opposite of the spectrum. I'm, like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: a binge eater. Sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, we could talk
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: about both of them. I mean, I still have amenorrhea,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: which is, like, I don't get. I don't have my
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: womanly functions. Oh, my gosh. Like, period and stuff, which, like.
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: It can come back, which I'm really working on.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Like stimulate it back or something?
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just being healthy. And I still struggle with that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: I'm still in recovery. Like people don't realize it takes...
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: A lifetime almost? Yeah. And so I'm working on that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: But it's affected that. And then that affects me in
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: other ways, hormonally and all that kind of stuff. But
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: when I was at my worst, which I won't talk
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: numbers and that kind of thing, but like I was emaciated.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: You showed me like the picture before. And I was
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: in the hospital, like my organs were, shutting down like
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: i was dying gosh yeah so so it's just like
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: yeah that that takes effect on your body so i'm
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: like i can't i don't want to do anything else
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: like drugs or drink alcohol stuff that'll do that to
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: my body because i've already done so much to my
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: body and i'm like i only get one of these
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: and i want to be as grateful as i can
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: and you just gotta I do like the like the
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: gratitude every day just thinking of things that I need
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: to be grateful for and just reminding me like why
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I shouldn't you know waste my I like that. I
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: like that. But yeah, with you and the binge eating,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, we both see each.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Other going through it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: We've had a lot of the same traumas, but on
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: opposite ends of the spectrum. Yeah.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Because for me, my thing was where in a stressful situation,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: maybe you wouldn't eat or whatever you would do. For me,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: it's like, I have to. It's the only way to
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: turn my brain off. It's to pound food, to pound
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: all these things. And it doesn't matter. Like if I
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: became so sneaky about it, they'd be like, yeah, I
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: have to go into the town to pick up my prescription,
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: but I'm going to hit Burger King.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I'm going to eat it.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: And then I'm going to cry.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Like it's, it's, and I will do secretive and I'll
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: do so well all day.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: And then if I, if nobody knows about it, then
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: the world doesn't know.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: But I have really high blood pressure now. And I
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: have type two diabetes, not prediabetes, like diabetes now. And
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: both of those things were triggered because I didn't take
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: care of myself. And it is like food addiction is, Oh,
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: my gosh.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Like, it is a fixation. That's why it's a disorder.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: It's an illness. It's an illness.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: And that was what Ozempic helped with.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: It was the first time in my life where I wasn't,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: my brain didn't immediately go to food.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: But it f * * * ed everything else up.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: No, it did. Oh, my God. You went through it
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: with Ozempic. She had made a video about it, too,
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: if you want to know more about the Ozempic and everything. But, like,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: the lawsuits now about it? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: And, like, in the comments of that video, people were, like,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: my dad.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Committed horrible things when and like horrible like people who
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: have been through the same thing I'm like why are
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: people not talking about this like I almost died I
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: was talking to you yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I know I was so worried about you all the time.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Bro I was up in Ottawa and I was I
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: was just like I that I got it it was
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: the first time in my life where I was like
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: I understand why people check out yeah I felt that.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: I know you were scaring me for a while.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: And now every once in a while though like it's
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: like I don't know if it's in my cells or
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: what it is but every once in a while I get.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: A wave of that feeling again Out of nowhere.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: So it makes me scared to leave.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Makes me scared to go places or do things.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I know. Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: But you're on the upward now. Yeah, I'm hoping so.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping so. Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Life is weird, man.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Life is weird. We're grownups now. We're just trying to
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: fucking navigate it, dude. Yeah. Trying to be grateful. With
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: all of you. Navigate life and entertain you, man. That's
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: our job. Yeah. Grateful. Navigate. Navigate. Entertain. Love. I love
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: you guys. I love you too. I love those guys.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: What would you be doing right now?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I think about that every f * * * ing day.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Because I was a hairdresser before. And you were... What
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: were you doing exactly before?
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Adam was really sick. I had sold my candle company.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: I was doing nothing.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: You were kind of.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were kind of.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Writing. Right. And I was kind of doing nothing too
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: because of COVID. So we were both just kind of
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: doing nothing. Yep. And I was really low point. I'm
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: sure you were too. So it's just kind of crazy
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: how it flopped. I just felt so... Like, I didn't
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: make anything myself. Do you know what I mean?
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Like, I was just like, okay, I'm 20-something. My parents
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: are disappointed. I just want to stop disappointing people. My
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: husband was so sick. I had Meniere's disease.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: I had vertigo. It's like, what can I do?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Right. I know. Like, who will hire me?
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got into this, like, late. Like, a lot
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: of people that are in our industry are really young. Yeah, like,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: they're 16. I mean, like, we're young. I'm 24, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: she's 27. But, like, that's besides the point. Forever. But, no,
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I actually... But I got into this when I was 24-ish.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I guess 24 turning 25 and you got into it
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: in your early or in your late twenties as well.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: So it's like, we were like, I don't know. I
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: felt like an elder coming into this. We had no
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: idea what the hell we were doing.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, cool.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: How old are you?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: They're like 17.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't know if that's allowed.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: That's illegal.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: But I feel like the cool thing is a lot
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: of people who are watching us and the longevity of
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: being the age that we are is that the people
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: who watch us aren't the teenagers who are changing their
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: interests every 10 minutes.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: I've met fans who are like, I have loved you
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: for five years. I'm like, I have loved you secretly.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I see the comments that are like, I grew up
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: with you. I'm like, okay, so now. I'm not that old.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: It's been a couple years. Come on. It's been a
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: few years. But that's actually really cool. It's like, okay,
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: if I'm doing this for a few years more, which
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: hopefully I am. I don't know what's going to happen.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Babe, this is the beginning for you.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Hopefully. We'll see. I'm like a known... I'm a cynic.
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: We're about to do.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I just think everything's going to go away tomorrow. And
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I'm very thankful for what I have now. And if
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: it does go away tomorrow, it's going to be okay.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: But I should... I'm not... I wish I was more
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: of a dreamer, to be honest. Yeah. I'm a dreamer. Like,
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: what's your five-year plan? And I'm just like, I don't know.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Not to... Live?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: But like, genuinely, I'm just like, I'm a very in
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: the moment kind of person. Like, I like to plan
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: things like, I'll segue into, we're making a movie, which
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: will be, you know, Hopefully soonish. I'm so excited.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: A literal movie.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And planning stuff like that. I like that because it
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: gives me like more purpose and that kind of thing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: But I also do like living in the moment and
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: just like figuring things out. Like I don't like to
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: have too, too much of a plan.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I like the fact that like the YouTube videos, like
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: they're going to live on forever. We're going to create
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: this movie that's going to live on forever. And the
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: cool thing, what can't, like we can't say what the
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: movie is about or anything, but we can.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Say that it's going to bring us. Yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: But we can say what's going to bring us closer
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: to a bunch of people who follow us because of something.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. That's true. It's true. Yeah, very excited. We're very excited.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: We had our little powwow with me, Jay, Selena, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Adam and everything. We were all pacing. We're very excited.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: It's going to be really, really cool.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I'm excited.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: So stay tuned for that in the next couple months.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say the next six months. I don't
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: know for sure, but it'll probably be around that time. Yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: So I'm excited about it.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: I want to say something, though.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: As somebody on the outside looking in who loves to
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: blow smoke up your ass, with your work ethic and.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: How much you love me, Love what you do and
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: love me.
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: I do love you.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: And love your followers.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: I can say that with the amount of passion you
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: have for what you do, you're not going to fade
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: away or anything.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: It's impossible.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: You put your heart, your soul, and your life into it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: It's not impossible.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Nobody stays relevant for long.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: But dude, you're too special.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not special.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Whatever the thing is that people talk about, the thing,
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: you know, they either have the thing.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: She's just got that fire.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: You have the thing.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: But what is it? I don't know.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Cause people have said that to me. What is the thing?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know. You're saying it to me now. I
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: don't know what you're talking about. I think when I
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: think of that, I think of people like, I don't know.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Cause I grew up watching YouTubers too, like Jenna marbles
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: and all these people. And they were just like this
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: like thing that like you could never touch or reach,
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: but they're so wonderful.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: It was Jenna.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: And I don't even see myself up on that spectrum,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: but like, it's weird to think about that people that
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: somebody is watching me right now and like actually being entertained.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Do you ever look at your watch time hours and
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: see like a million hours are watched? And it's like, what? Yeah,
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: it's crazy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: You're like, whoa.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: It's very strange.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: And then sometimes I have these moments where I feel
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: completely irrelevant.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: But then I'll go to the mall and then you
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: meet all these people and you're like, and at the.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: End of the day like we like we want good
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: numbers but knowing that there's like a solid couple thousand
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: people that.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: Are like i needed this yeah i love it coolest
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: feeling ever it's the coolest feeling ever because i had
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: that too i like watched youtube more than i watched
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: tv and it was like you felt like you had
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: company like.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Those are the people i watched i watch people like
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: kind of like we're doing now it's just like we're
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: sitting chilling i'm talking to you talking to the audience.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: I just, I love the evolution of social media.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: And I love the fact that we are normal people
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: who grew up and lived normal lives that are just
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: out here communicating with people and just representing the normal
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: people out there.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: Being relatable in the way that like everybody else is.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: And it's not like we're some untouchable thing.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Like we're just people. That's the thing. I think that's
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: the thing that, I think that's the thing that the
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: people that hate for no reason, they just think like
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: I'm on this high horse or pedestal that I'm not.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: No, it's like I was weird in school. Like, would
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: you have bullied me?
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why are you shaking? Like, stop. Have you ever
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: run into a hater in real life? No, I haven't.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: Me neither. I haven't. I've had people be like, oh, yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: my boyfriend or my girlfriend watches you, but I don't
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: watch you. Oh, yeah, that. I'm not that immature, but
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: my girlfriend, she likes your stuff. I don't get it,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: but no. But that's like the worst thing somebody would say.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not even that bad.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: And then I call them out on that. They'll be like, oh,
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: my girlfriend watches you. I'm like, oh, what, you don't? Yeah,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: what the... And then I, like, make them uncomfortable. Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: But it's fine. Yeah. Like, not everybody's going to like you.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: I love meeting people, but it's crazy when you meet
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: people who really know you and, like, know things from your, like,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: your past path.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I know. It kind of scares me sometimes. It's like, oh,
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: you a deep.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: You a deep.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: I love you. You OG.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: You OG.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Remember when you got that cavity filled?
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: I do. My cavity filled. You're like, I didn't make
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: a video about that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Wait, what were you.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Thinking in my mouth?
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: No, I love everyone so much. I'm just thankful.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: Like you said, gratitude.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Like, every day I wake up and I get to.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Do what i like.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's the coolest thing ever that's the coolest thing
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: even when i was a hairdresser i was just like
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: like i'm i just want to do something where i
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: can feel like i'm working for myself and doing something
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: creative that was important to me yeah so even when
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: i was just a hairdresser i was like it's not
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: just i was still like grateful for that yeah it's
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: like i got a roof over my head i got
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: people i love you're doing all right so if this
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: does go away tomorrow which hopefully it doesn't fall, you know.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: It won't. It'll be okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: It'll be okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: It'll be all right. What would the plan be? I
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: think people, like, rotate their life too much, especially when
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: they're in the space around that. Yeah. And it gets
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: a little scary. If you got canceled for something, what
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: would it be? Ooh. Ooh. Yeah, see, I wasn't on
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: social media because I'm old. I'm an elder. I was
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: not on the Facebooks or, like, Twitter or anything. Even, like,
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: through high school. I don't think Snapchat was a thing
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: until I was well out of high school.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: So like I feel bad for some of these kids
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: now because like it's all on the internet.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: I mean I really I really was a pretty mild
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: kid even like words wise didn't really say anything incriminating
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I don't think I don't know what I'd get cancelled
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: for probably probably just doing some dumb shit yeah I
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Mine would probably be getting mad and saying the wrong
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: thing to somebody on accident out of rage or something
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Beating up an old lady if she like stepped on
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: my dog or something like that would be what I get.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: Like someone kicks my dog and then I beat her
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: up and then take it out of context.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see that. So then a spooky boo.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Throat punches 89 year old woman. I can see that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like people would be like, sick. Sick, bro.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Fabulous.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: What'd she do? We're on about a 150 meter track.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Get ready to lose.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: And we're gonna have another competition and I'm determined to
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: win even in my corduroy brown pants.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm about to make you shit yours, alright?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: I usually shit in my pants, though.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: That was great.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: I won. We rode motorcycles today. Or not motorcycles, but
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: a motorcycle. What is that called?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: It's a Can-Am Riker.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Can-Am Riker. Three-wheeler. It's a Can-Am Riker three-triker. Three-try car.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: And Selena, very good at riding it. Very, very professional.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: When Sam and Colby were also over, a lot happened
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: when Sam and Colby were over. Why? I don't know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: She was trying to pull out this thing, this giant
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: motorcycle thing, and then she pressed the gas a little
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: too soon, and she just ran right into the garage.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Right into the barn. She just went, pfft. Smash the front.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Me and Sam were like, oh, my God.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Smash the whole front of the bike.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: She smashed it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: But you're okay yeah it's fine so then we laughed
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: after we were like is she okay all.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: Right like if that's the accident i'm gonna get into
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: that's all i would want true colby didn't even see.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: It he was colby didn't even see colby was in
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: the shower which is sam and chris yeah yeah best
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: hair on the internet he literally has colby best hair
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: they put a lot into their hair and i love
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: it i love them i know.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: They're the best like they've you know they've also we've
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: met so many people we have we have it's incredible
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: We have.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: And you did a podcast with them. I did. They
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: were my first episode. That's so cool.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: You guys talked about me.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: I'll probably have none after this. I'll have Jay on
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: the next one, and then I'll be done. Then I'll
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: just quit. Then I'll just quit. I'll just have my
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: only friends and my boyfriend, and that's it. That's the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: only people that would come on the podcast. Who else
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: would you want to have on? Well, I have a
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: couple other guests that are, like, in the pipeline, but
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: they're celebrities, so they have, like, stuff going on, believe
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: it or not. Yes, they're busy. So, um... Michael Buble
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: said he'd come on.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Chad Kruger said he'd come on. I have a few
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: people in the pipeline. Okay, I like that. It should
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: be fun. But I thought I'd get the more important
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: people on.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Cha-cha.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Cha-cha. Thank you.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you for being my friend.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Thanks for being my friend. It's forever.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: We're going to be so old together one day.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: We'll be sitting in these chairs, just old and gray.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Old and pop.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: She now. Talking about the good old days. Pop and
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: locking every time we get up. And honestly, I already do.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: It's like. Crack and pop. Crack and pop.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: When you get out of the bed in the morning,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: can you just stand straight up and go to the bathroom?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: As opposed to what? Oh, I look like a full, broken,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: smiegel-looking thing as I try to run to the bathroom. Oh,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: you're like.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Everything's cracking. I can't stand up straight.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: My back hurts. I've cracked my neck and stuff before.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: I crack a lot when I wake up.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: I have to sit up on the edge of my bed,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: wait to not be dizzy. Then I have to smiegel
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: to the bathroom because my hips and my knees and
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: my back all hurt.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: That's not normal, is it? For a 29-year-old? 27-year-old? No.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: 27, 29, 35.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: You're not 35. Hi, I'm Chris.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Selena.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Welcome to Jackass. Tell us about your ride here. This
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: is my motorcycle.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: It is fantastic.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: I drive it around the roads, and I mostly drive
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: it around the property when I'm sad.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yep. So that's a lot. So we're driving around, and
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: we're going to reflect, and.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: We're going to get real Canadian. We're going to rip
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: her out, and we're going to take her out for
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: a rip, eh?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Buddy, we should go for a rip, get a double-double,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: and have a smoke.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and after that, we get a 2-4.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: 2426. Bud Light. Bud Light.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Buddy.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Buddy, light it up.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: Buddy, light it up.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: And then we're going to go for a pisser.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get some snow bunnies, take them back to the cabin.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate myself. Dude, you like music. That's cool.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: That's fine. But like, don't make it your religion.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Dude, my editor, swift heart.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I love Taylor. I'm like 60% Swifty.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: So I get that. But like, I don't, I think
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: I'm confused because I've never looked, especially at a celebrity
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: and just been like, like, that's my whole being. I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: think that's why I just don't understand it.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Hilary Duff for me.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: When I was young.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: Why does this person existing affect your life so much? Like,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: I get you like music and you like the lyrics
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: that they're singing, but I just like, why do you
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: give a shit who she's bumping uglies with, dude? Like,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: who is this football player? Who cares? Who cares? It's
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: weird how people get, like, here's the thing, like, Justin
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Bieber around here. It's not healthy.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Justin Bieber's house is 25 minutes from my house.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: His whole family's around here. We see them all the time.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, cool. So his dad used to go to the.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: Bank across the street from my house. So I didn't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: know that it was his dad. So this Porsche used
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: to always pull in, it would say Bieber Industries.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: And the guy would get out with his hoodie up
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: and walk, and he'd look like Justin Bieber.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: So I knew he came out this one time. So
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: I sat there looking like a homeless person. Yeah. And
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: I waited for him to get out and it wasn't Justin.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I found out it was his dad.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: But like if you go to any of these like
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: little small areas, these little hamlets, everyone has a Justin
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Bieber story.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: And he's always so nice.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: And he comes off like some people say he's such
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: a dick.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: I genuinely think that Justin Bieber is a nice person.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: A little weird.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck cares?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: I kind of did, I guess.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: I'm over it. You know what? No, I'm over it.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: Are you nice?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You want people to know that, right? I can't.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Like, well, it's just like, I don't
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: think you as a viewer should fixate your life on
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: what I'm doing. You can view me and be entertained.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Enjoy it. And I very much care about you viewing.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: And if I meet you on the street, I hope
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: we have a great interaction and I look forward to it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: But hey, it doesn't matter what I eat for breakfast, man.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Don't like, or like.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: who I'm seeing.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Have you had a, have you had an experience with
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: somebody that has been too intense?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: I've had stalkers. I've had stalkers. If you enjoy my content,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: that's awesome. But I don't want people to fixate their
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: lives around my life because I'm just a regular ass person, man.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Like that's what some people like when, sometimes when I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: meet people and like, I, and I love this, I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: love when people are excited to meet me, but they'll
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: be shaking so violently.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: And I just say to them like, You don't need
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: to freak out. I'm just like you. I'm the exact same. Yeah,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: but that's hard because they've viewed you for so long.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: I know, and it feels special.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really... I think after you meet a couple
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: celebrities too, you're just like, they're really just people. Normal people.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Flawed people. Yeah. All of us are. And that's why
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: you shouldn't idolize these people because we are all very
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: flawed and we all have our own shit going on.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: That was something interesting.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: And if we do something wrong or if somebody does
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: something wrong... you can't put everything you believed in that
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: person was because you don't really know that person. So
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: it's just like, you know, like have your loved ones
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: have that. You can be a fan of something or somebody,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: but just don't fixate so much on it.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: The flawed thing you said was so true because that's
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: the one thing like meeting a lot of people. I've
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: noticed that like in this industry, like a lot of
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: us are.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Dealing with like a lot of things. Like you don't
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: know what's going on behind.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: And there's things that made us so weird.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Like for example, like you have, people in your family
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: that are going through a lot. Selena's dealing with so
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: much behind the camera right now or behind the scenes
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: that I, normal people would not be able to do
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: their regular job that she's having to deal with right now.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: And like, I've lost somebody very recently that I don't,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not sharing publicly. And I've had an uncle that's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: gone through something horribly too. And it's like, you guys
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: don't know that. And you guys don't, and we don't
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: need to know that, but it's like, we have stuff
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: going on behind the scenes too. And that's not to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: give an excuse to whatever. I'm not. Like I've been
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: posted on TikTok for four days and like.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: That's, I'm just right.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: It makes you feel guilty.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: It makes me feel sick.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: But it's, but it's like, it's okay. Like we are,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying, we're flawed and that we have like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: lives where stuff's going to happen. And like, it's hard
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: for us to accept. It took years for both of
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: us to be like, we're not allowed to ever take
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: a break because we owe people this. Yeah, you post
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: it every day for over a year. Yeah, but now
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: I realize that's not healthy and it's like, oh no,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: we have lives and we have to function just like
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: it's a regular job, just like I would have done
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: when I was a hairdresser. It's... prioritizing. Yeah. But like,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I'm so grateful for this job, like for so many reasons,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: but one of the biggest ones is like, I met
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: you and I met the most, I met the closest
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: people in my life through this job. Same. Jay included
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: as well. Like it's like, and, and other people like,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I just want to list off everyone I love. Like
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Caleb as well. Like I wouldn't have met him. Every time. Okay.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: She would immediately blow both tires up.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: As she went in there.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: She's got the passion for speed and that's all that
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 6: really matters bud.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Helmet life bro. How's my hair?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Where's the brakes?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Chris is just fucking going full speed. I forgot where
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: the brakes were, I didn't ask.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: So you didn't even stop, you were just heading into
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: the forest.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I thought a tree might break my... Oh my god,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you're okay. Oh my god, it's not like
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: a regular motorcycle.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Because I ride regular motorcycles, but this is different.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Chris almost married a tree and ended her life.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you're alive.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Would have been good for the thumbnail.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: That's alright. Stop it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Memorial video of Chris slamming into a tree. I will
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: remember you.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Keep going.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: I love the people that I've met doing this. I've
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: just met people who are so passionate and I love
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: passionate people. Because I've grown up in back town. A
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: lot of people, they just live in this town to
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: hope to grow up to get away from here. And
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: I was one of those people where it's like, I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: actually love it here and I never want to leave.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: People are like, why are you not in LA? Why
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: are you not in New York? That's the number one
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: question I get too.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: You can never leave.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I live in a little farm town in
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: the other side of Canada right now, too.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: We're so far away.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: We are. We're literally the furthest apart we can get, basically.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: I can get to L.A.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Faster than I can get to Chris.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Me, too.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: That's why I appreciate our Snapchat. Dude, we have a
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Snapstreak now. We're very good at Snapchat.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: We have a Snapstreak. Yep. Four years of snapping, bro.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Thank God for technology. I don't know how the fuck
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: anybody did anything when they were like, Dearest Gwendolyn, it's
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: been a fortnight since I last seen you. I hope
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: you still love me. I will not know otherwise until
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: I get back three months from now.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: Just panic.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: When you're probably pregnant with the baker's child. Can you imagine?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Panicking for like four weeks till the post comes in.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I'd be a mess like i think i'm pretty level-headed
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: but god damn it i i would always think they're dead.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Imagine like your husband's away at war and there's like
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: no quick phone call to say goodbye.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: Just missing in action i would just accept that he's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: dead immediately after he left until i see him again
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: i would just be i would have my own funeral.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Then he comes home and you've had four kids.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: I'm a virgin i swear i don't know these just
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: fell out i sneezed but yeah i'm very grateful like
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: i was like i was born in the wrong era
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: but like i'm very grateful to be born at this
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: time no same okay the world is scary yeah yeah
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: yeah dude like a hundred years ago it's terrifying.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: Dude i have a book in one of here it's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: like called it's like women's health and like shows a
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: brain and it's like this is where a woman needs
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: to be touched. Like I have a book that says
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: to like masturbate a woman to get them out of psychosis.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: And then it's like certain parts of the brain, like
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: this is where her anxiety is. No, like literally like
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: a doctor, this actually used to happen. They would lay
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: a woman down, say she was hysterical or PMSing. They'd
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: bring a woman in and the doctor would like.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: What do you, what is that?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Would masturbate a woman, like a woman.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, like actually.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Literally bring them to orgasm to chill their brain out.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: Your doctor would do that for you.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Is he cute? I'm just kidding. Just kidding.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: But no, that would happen or it would show the
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: brain and be like, this is where her emotion is.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: This is where her laundry doing needs are.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: And it's a literal medical textbook.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: That's wild. She's the one that came out a while
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: ago and it's like, how to entertain a woman.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Give her a piece of cheese. That was in a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: medical books.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Sounds about right to me. Yep. To be honest.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: I love cheese.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Chocolate, cheese. Ooh, that's a mess for me.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: And.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Chipotle. Chocolate cheese and Chipotle. Chocolate cheese, Chipotle. Shut the
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: fuck up.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: That's about it. Just rub my neck.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Sit me down with Schitt's Creek.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Give me a snack.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: That is the bliss.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. People say women are really complicated. Not at all.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: We're pretty easy.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: To get on. Love us, rub us, feed us.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Give us reassurance a couple times a day.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: Just a, hey, I love you.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I love you. You're doing good. Twice a day. Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: Once in the morning. Once at night. Maybe in the
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: afternoon if you're feeling frisky.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe an extra one there.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: And then just, you know. Before bed? Make sure that,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: you know, we've eaten and been fed. We're like dogs.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. Tuck us in.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: Give us a kissy.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. That's it. Put on a show.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: Distracted. Yeah. As long as we're distracted, we're like little
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: iPad kids. Yeah.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Get us a coloring book.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: That's it. We're good. That's it. A word search. It's
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: pretty easy. Can we do a word search later? Yeah.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I would love to. I love word searches. I'm really
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: good at them. Dude, do them on planes. Yeah, I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: turn into like Rain Man when I look at words
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: like that. I'm just like, I can see it all
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: in my head. We won't get into that. But you
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: know when you take online tests to see if you
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: have a condition? We have a condition. We took a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: test to see if we have a condition and we
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: passed with flying colors in a knock away.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: Is that a pass or a fail?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think he passed. Passed. Makes so
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: much sense. I hate tape. Sticky tape. I have a
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: lot of sensory issues. A lot of sensory issues. Velcro. Tape.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Microfiber cloths. You were rubbing this earlier and I wanted
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: to strangle you. Oh, sorry.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: Is it the sound for you?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: Could you stop?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I used to never be able to wear socks.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Ever.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I can't wear those fuzzy socks. I hate microfiber. Can
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: you touch dry microfiber cloths? Uh-uh.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Can we shut the fuck up?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Can we end this podcast? Let's do it. Fine. Bye!
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: I love you. Thank you for having me on. I
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: just said I love you. I love you. This is
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I love you more. I love you infinity.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: No, see, I said I love you and you said
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: thank you. Thank you for having me on. This friendship's over.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: This has been a very emotional podcast. It had to
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: be a lot lighter, but we got into some deep topics.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: But we had some fun.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: But thanks for coming on. Yes, thank you, my babe.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I love you very much.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: Can't wait to see who you have on next.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Watch out for it.