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Date Like A Spartan - Preview Episode · Black Girls Are Easy Podcast

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  I wasn't dating for a year, and then my friend was like, you
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  need to do something. You have to her and her husband took my phone
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  and they put Bumble on there and forced me to get on it. And
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  I was absolutely not not about it. I was super annoyed. And they
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  were like, just give it a chance for like three months or something,
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  and I said okay, But in reality, I was just going to do
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  three dates and then turn it off. So I was actually trying to get
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  through the dates fast so that I could just turn off the app. And
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  then I mentionally, was the only dating app you signed up for was just
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  yeah, yeah, I didn't do anything else. Wow, It's actually a
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  good transition. Because she mentioned a friend forcing her onto Bumble, while gl
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  here forced me onto Tinder two years prior. Probably one good thing that came
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  from that experience was at some point you got to just dust yourself off and
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  jump onto in this case of dating app. So I heard about Bumble after
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  using Tinder. But I should mention that this last girlfriend was I met her
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  in person first. She was working at the local trader Joe Gello was there
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  when I first met her, but just meeting her and like giving my number
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  didn't work. Here's the thing I remember, the old ways didn't work.
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  So he went to tender and he saw the same exact girl and what happened
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  then? So I swiped left and I was like, oh my god,
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  please please swipe left. Did you prayed for a swipe? She didn't swipe
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  yes on me yet, So it's just you're kind of in limbo waiting,
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  and like a day later it was like, oh, you have connection,
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  and then we're like, hey, this is awkward. But I'm like the
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  guy did you guys? I recognize you? Hi, I go. But
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  I bring that up because because I saw how that worked, and I learned
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  about bumble and how bumbles like the women make the first move. A day
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  after I broke up with her, I sign up for Bumball. I was
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  like, I'm wasting no time. Wow, Yeah, I did it right
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  away. I'm not gonna mope. I'm not gonna be already. We're doing
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  research on bumble before you broke up with this, not research people remember,
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  like like like Stephon and said the bello would be like he told me about
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  Bumbo. Then a few other single friends told me about bumba. I was
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  like, all right, I kind of like it, so I didn't have
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  to do research. I already knew about it. I was like, jump
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  right on. Okay, going back to Mona from your POV, what was
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  it about his profile on bumbo that made you want to send that message?
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  Well, I don't remember what your profile said, but I do remember your
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  picture was ex girlfriend taking the picture of your bumble. That's right, shout
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  explains it all. First, let me say something. Okay, because he
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  had said this was our date was going to be like he said, We're
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  going to go hiking, maybe grab some brunch or brunch and hiking, and
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  then come over, make us a cocktail. I want you to see my
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  place. And I thought he was going to have like cute little like those
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  like glass boxes with cool sets. That's what I thought. Because he was
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  so excited to show me its place. I was like, Oh, okay,
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  he's gonna have some cool collectible stuff. And then he said, we're
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  we'll come to my place. Then we'll go get dinner and drink somewhere and
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  then we're cool. You know, it's Saturday nights, so we'll play it
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  by ear. And uh, I was like, I'm going to go to
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  his house and we're going to be drinking. I'll put them on granny panties.
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  I wore like a Brolette that you could even in book us like I
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  will not put out, Like I'm not putting out. So I was like,
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  I gotta say that ship, you know, like I can mean doing
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  that stuff anymore. I'm gonna be like the first scali of this stone.
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  Here's the thing. It's it was so natural and I'm older now, I'm
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  not like some you know, pent up twenty but you got to have like
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  some kind of strategy, like I can get her back to my place.
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  So yeah, I got these old tricks, some new tricks. So I'm
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  like I'm pulling everything out. Uh, what I thought was scattered out evenly
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  throughout many dates, not all putting it all in one. I would scare
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  away. And so one of my tricks is it's kind of lingus. And
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  I wasn't like that's not a trick. That's like a full blown nuclear tech.
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  Sure, but I I know I'm above average at that. I don't
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  even need to be reciprocated at first. We don't need to have intercourse.
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  The ladies was like, yes, where do I find him? No reciprocation?
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  Two pairs of panties on, and I'm not gonna lie. After I
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  looked around a little bit, I'm like, yeah, this is long I
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  happened. They're fuck the pennies. They could have worn no pennies. And
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  after seeing the amount of legos and toys in here, like, yeah,
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  I'm not gonna happening, pull a little trick because I was pause it right
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