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  Now broadcasting from the Next Gen. conservative studio in
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  sunny South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics,
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  current events and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  with Sam Whitfield. It don't like the auto mute, it
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  don't like the auto unmute. I'm saying the reverb, the
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  reverb on that intro. OK, that was weird.
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  This is the third week in the in a row where the intro video ends
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  on the stream before ends in my control panel basically.
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  But nevertheless, welcome to the show.
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  And is Max muted? Just.
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  A second there Max is not muted my headphone decided.
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  No, no, it was both. It was both.
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  I'm just saying. I'm just saying I love the
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  reverb on when he goes the Whitfield Field Field rapport.
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  Poor, poor, poor. That is pretty awesome.
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  Yeah, that adds so much to it. I I I need something like that
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  every time, every time I wake up.
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  Like today is today is Wednesday.
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  Day, day, day, you know. Wednesday day.
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  Yeah, that would be dope. Yeah, you know what?
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  Was awesome. Super underrated game.
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  It went under. It was ammo called Wild Star.
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  It's kind of like Wow, right? And they were kind of trying to
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  do Wow, but we're still going to be hard and have 40 main raids,
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  which is the things people said they liked about Wow Bag of the
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  Day. Turns out they didn't like it.
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  Game shut down. But one thing it did have is it
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  had an announcer like that when you levelled up.
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  And he was like, he would be like this giant animation with
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  guitars would go off and it'd be like you levelled up, Cupcake.
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  What are you going to do now? That shit?
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  It made it. Really awesome when you levelled
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  up because he said something different every time.
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  That's all. Jake.
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  That is awesome as as most to what video games do now when you
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  level up, which is to just do like a trumpet sound or
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  something like that. Yeah, yeah.
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  You just get a little pop up on the fucking HUD.
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  Yeah. Yeah, that game was awesome.
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  It's like and and levelling up was usually a big deal too, but
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  it would be like levelled up sunshine.
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  Come on, we got 15 more to go. Yeah, shit like that.
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  It was so funny. And if you when you died or in
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  PvP, the same announcer had all kinds of shit to say.
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  So if you died he'd make fun of you.
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  And if you were in PvP he would do like the ultra mega multi
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  kill, which feels good. I actually have an add on when I
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  play Wow that does that now because I can't play PvP without
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  the Quake announcer or the Unreal announcer going ultra
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  kill double kill, you know? Oh, that That is awesome.
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  Well, Speaking of leveling up, Hunter Biden leveled up today.
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  Oh, yeah. He leveled up.
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  To what grade? Grade A felon.
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  What was it? Schedule a felon?
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  Yeah. Oh, they're not going to charge
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  him. Oh, all right.
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  Yeah. Well.
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  What a shock. That's the level up though Mac.
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  That's that's the level up though Max.
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  Well, if you went. To that.
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  If you went to a shady hotel with cocaine, there's a good
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  chance you would end up seven years in prison.
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  So what do you get for going to the White House with cocaine?
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  That, that's what I'm saying it it's like the ultimate level lot
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  because like, apparently apparently nothing like.
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  And he's just immune from crime. Yeah.
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  Hunter's going to kill someone. Hunter is just going to walk out
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  one day where the press are standing there and he's just
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  going to shoot somebody dead and then walk back in the White
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  House. He.
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  He. He.
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  Why wouldn't he? Why?
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  Why shouldn't he? He basically has like the
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  ultimate GTA. Like, yeah, he's.
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  GTA. Code.
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  It's unbelievable. And then and then, like if Baron
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  sneezes, they'll have 15 reports about how he's the devil.
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  Oh no if if if Baron sneezes he'll have like if if we're
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  talking like GTA, like if Baron sneezes he'll have like all five
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  stars he'll have like SWAT team. He gets the bonus 6th star that
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  you have to like unlock. Yeah, we're, you know, we're
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  like the and we're like the fucking army comes in and you
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  know, like. Yeah, no Hunter, though.
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  Hunter, though, he's on the the, I want you to picture this, Sam.
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  He's at the desk in the Oval Office.
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  The old man sitting there babbling to himself and we're
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  going to win the greenies this time and and Biden is just out
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  of it. And Hunter's like, yeah, dad,
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  no, we're totally. And also, I just got us a couple
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  more million from China and he's like, Oh yeah, yeah, that sounds
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  great, Hunter. Yeah, you do that thing and also
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  bring me some pudding and ice cream and he's like, yeah, Dad,
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  I'm going to do that, but real quick desk in the Oval Office.
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  Oh yeah, let me. And he just.
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  Plus, he just pushes his face down into a Scarface.
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  You got a picture it now. A Scarface style pile of cocaine
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  on the president's desk as Biden jibbers in the corner about
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  pudding and winning over the greenies.
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  This is, this is your fucking elected officials in action,
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  ladies and gentlemen, and they ain't going to do a damn thing
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  about it. And if you fucking so much as
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  cattle like a little fucking little tiny snifter of some
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  powdered cocaine on your person and got arrested for it, you
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  would do. And I'm not kidding.
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  Five to seven years in jail most times.
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  Not even because it's a. Schedule A It's like the highest
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  tier you can get is cocaine. Right.
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  Not even. Not even.
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  Not even cocaine though. Because, like, keep in mind,
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  weed is. Motherfuckers in jail in this
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  country for weed. Yeah, we, well, weed.
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  Is weed. Yeah, yeah, there are people.
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  He's snorting lines on the desk in the Oval Office and there's
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  motherfuckers in prison because they got popped with a joint.
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  Fuck. Biden.
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  Yeah, yeah. Then legalize it.
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  And I'll tell you what, raise the stakes.
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  Joe Biden. Not only does he have the power,
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  by the way to unilaterally legalize weed right now, he
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  could also legalize cocaine under that same power.
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  That power is that the DEA is now gets to schedule and
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  unschedule without a vote of Congress only answering to the
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  executive branch AKA the president.
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  So Joe Biden just so everybody knows all these lefties and
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  these greenies that think Joe's going to legalize it.
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  No he's not because he would have.
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  He would have you. You have.
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  Why did everybody have to do it on the state level?
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  Because he didn't do it. He knows he can do it.
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  They saved that for a rainy day. But once they pop that fucking
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  check, this is a problem the Libertarians have too, with the
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  because libertarians organize on a state level like that.
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  And so they get it. They push a lot more pot
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  legalization bills on the state level, right?
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  And they get them passed. But then once the Libertarians
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  figure this out, one issue, voters are only going to vote
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  for one issue, and now you don't have it.
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  You fix your issue. They don't care about the level
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  of taxation on it. They don't care about your
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  libertarian principles. And it's the same with the they
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  don't care about your Democrat shit, they vote D 'cause they
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  think you might legalize. Pot.
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  I think we need to legalize pot and rip that mandate off.
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  Let's see who the one issue voters vote for when that issue
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  is gone. And guess what?
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  The answer, generally speaking, is nobody, because they're
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  literally one issue voters and they only cared about legalizing
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  pot. And it's the only thing that
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  that is like, they're the type of people who come out to
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  legalize pot in states. We found this time and again.
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  You can look at the statistics are the type of people that
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  that's the only time they've ever voted in their whole life
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  was when it was do you want to legalize plot?
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  Yes or no. They came out for that and
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  that's it. And then they don't come.
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  And because it passes, they don't come out after that.
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  This is. Right, right.
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  Yeah, I I can. I can attest to that from like
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  from having lived in Colorado. Colorado.
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  Perfect example. Their voting numbers, their
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  totals went down drastically and that's why it went from like a
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  purplish state in the 2000s into a full on almost one of the
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  crazier blue states now, right? Yeah, in terms of just voting
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  blocs, that wasn't true. Colorado was just a purple state
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  for sure. Yeah, yeah.
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  And I mean and if you look outside of Denver and Boulder.
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  I believe they went for Bush the second time, Colorado.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. If well.
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  And also if you look outside of Denver and Boulder, which are
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  the big like metropolitan areas, as with most states, it's pretty
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  much solid red, but. Because of the urbanites small
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  blue. Yeah.
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  If you don't outnumber them, they outvote you.
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  And and especially now with like with all the because basically
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  what happened was and I I watched this happen growing up
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  was the Californians basically, you know, messed up California.
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  And then in the 90s, they were like, Oh well, we trashed
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  California. Where's, where's the nights?
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  Oh, Colorado's affordable. Well, yeah, The hipsters
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  definitely flocked to Denver in like the late 90s, early 2000s,
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  for sure. Yeah.
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  They also came from like Seattle.
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  Yeah. It became like a hot spot
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  because they started having the Film Festival.
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  South Park even like made it through for that, which was kind
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  of on point. The Film Festival turned Denver
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  from like a fly over fucking place for these people into like
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  a vacation spot, 'cause it's like, Oh well, you can go skiing
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  and go to these upscale restaurants and shit.
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  And it is a nice place, right? Yeah.
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  And all the hipsters stayed. And of course, they take their
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  politics with them. The, the thing it is though is
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  like people always ask me so, so Sam, when you were growing up,
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  did you ever go up to Vail and it was like, well, I went up
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  twice, but it was because like I had you know, rich friends,
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  parents. Like, I don't think a lot of
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  people realize that that like a lot of the locals, you know,
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  they can't afford to go to Vail or anything like especially now
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  because it costs like an arm and a leg so.
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  You know. We used to have a thing local to
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  my area. We used to have Rocky Point,
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  which was this old New England amusement park.
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  It was fucking great. I grew up going there, got
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  closed down a few years. They had the best clam cakes in
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  the whole fucking world. I wish I had their recipe, man.
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  I think they used a beef tower like those old McDonald's fries,
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  but, and they and they had this awesome beer garden and they had
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  all these cool roller coasters and spook houses and shit, and
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  it was just a small little amusement park.
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  But that kind of shit is going the way of the dodo for the
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  giant mega Six Flags that's maybe 50 miles away now that
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  that's the only one you can go to.
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  Yeah. Those localized experiences,
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  they don't. The globalists I you know to
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  coin a a phrase here that no one's ever used before because
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  there's nobody on Twitter talking about this, right?
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  The globalists giving you a good segue here, they don't.
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  They don't like your localized amusement park or you know,
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  community, like local farm. Like I buy a lot of my produce.
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  I was, you know, I talk about my diet sometimes and people might
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  think it's bland with the chick, chicken and rice and all.
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  But tonight was a treat because I made from scratch beef Stew,
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  old traditional England style beef Stew, lots of potatoes and
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  fucking carrots and basil thyme. Such homemade stock.
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  Did you put like super male vitality bone broth in you know?
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  No, I I certainly didn't do that.
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  But it's a it's a delicious, it gets a little cold up here.
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  And see, there's certain this is the thing that a lot of people
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  that like fancy themselves as chef.
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  If you don't learn this, you can't be a real good cook in New
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  England. There's certain spices that go
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  with the weather, right? Yeah.
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  I want a lot of basil and thyme with my bra at this time, but if
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  it were summertime, it'd be a lot more like Rosemary.
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  And maybe some. Peppermint.
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  You know, it's a subtle change in flavor, but especially in the
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  cold you use a good amount of, like, basil.
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  Maybe some Bay leaves. You know those big old Bay
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  leaves? Fucking delicious.
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  Just a whole onion. See, here's the Here's the other
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  thing too. A lot of people cut up their
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  onions in the beef Stew. That's a mistake.
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  You get the flavor in the fucking broth by having the
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  whole onion and then you can cut up parts after.
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  Well, and also like onions. You know onions like shrink down
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  to nothing once you once you cook them.
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  Yeah, yeah. And then it's just it's just all
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  mixed in. But it doesn't.
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  You don't get the flavor as much in the broth.
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  That's the. Key You put the onion right at
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  the bottom, underneath everything else.
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  Like a big one, you. Got to You got to pick a big.
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  Sized 1, admittedly. And you just stick that
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  motherfucker, peel it, and you stick that motherfucker right at
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  the bottom underneath all the potatoes and everything else,
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  and then you can cut it up after.
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  Resist. Resistant one in chat says that
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  that sounds really good and I I agree.
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  So yeah. Well, Speaking of globalists, I
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  covered this on Monday's show. But Max, we have to talk about
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  it. Alex Jones is back on Twitter
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  after a 5 year ban it seems like.
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  It seems like 5 seems it's longer than it should be, right
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  'cause it shouldn't have ever happened.
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  I I am notoriously anti banning, right?
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  So that's my stance just kind of globally.
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  Like I don't like him. I've had said some pretty rough
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  things about him. Yeah.
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  Unmanned Nick Fuentes too. Why not?
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  I I like. Yeah.
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  I don't think these people should be banned.
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  I actually think like if you hate them, they should be
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  mocked. Well.
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  Maya Well so I I covered this a bit on.
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  Jones though, I can't hate Jones.
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  Like, I disagree with a lot of his fucking theories, OK?
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  But I also know that that he is more of an entertainer than
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  like, I don't put up with you. You've seen it on the show,
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  folks. I don't put up with like too
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  much of the conspiracy whack a doodle shit before I start like
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  asking the wrong questions, 'cause I'm generally skeptical
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  of everything and then people get all mad.
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  Alex Jones isn't falling that camp for me because Alex Jones
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  is an entertainer first and foremost, and as an entertainer
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  he is very entertaining. Yeah, say what you want about.
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  Any I will not say that like any individual thing he did, I agree
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  with. What I will say is, is that that
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  man has entertained the fuck out of me over the years, whether I
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  agree with him or not. Because he's funny.
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  He's naturally charismatic. He has a point in a message.
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  Some of it I agree with. Some of it I don't even think he
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  believes. Yeah, I mean, I I definitely
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  think, and I will say this too, I think Alex Jones has kind of
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  embraced being like a meme. A meme.
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  Yeah, a meme for sure. There there was a point when I
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  first discovered him, like back in 2008 when no one really knew
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  who he was because I I used to listen to.
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  I found in my accent on Winamp and he seemed like a lot more
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  back then. He was like the he was mainly
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  just the 9. He got more outlandish over the
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  years, for sure. He would dive into like the 9/11
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  stuff, and I've watched a lot of his stuff on it, and I'm not
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  convinced by his version of events, but it's still it's well
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  put together. It presents a cogent argument
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  and you can either take it or leave it piece by piece.
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  And that's good. Even if, even if some of his
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  theories are waggadoodle, he's done some actual good
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  documentaries over the years. Particularly, no one can hate on
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  him for sneaking in where the elites are having their little
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  satanic rituals and filming that.
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  That's one of the best pieces of journalism in fucking modern
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  history. Yeah, no one talk about that.
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  We're still not talking about that.
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  Why are they having Satanic rituals in the woods?
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  Isn't that a fair question? They got caught red handed.
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  And do you know what the. And I say satanic, OK, but like
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  as a guy that studied the occult most of my life, let me tell you
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  something about what that ritual meant.
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  That ritual that the elites and I'm talking like people close to
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  the president and everything we're doing is called the
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  cremation of care. And what it means is your guilt,
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  all your cares in the world, for all the problems in the world,
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  you're putting it in that boat and you're burning it so it can
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  set you. Free.
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  From conscience and guilt. That.
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  With the Sir Alex Jones filmed the elites doing that, saying
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  they shouldn't feel bad about nothing.
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  No it how is that not? Front page news.
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  It wasn't like Alex Jones is like, oh, I'm looking at like he
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  filmed. It.
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  You can watch this fucking. Documentary.
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  He went in, he just said he was with the fucking bushes,
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  basically. He said, Oh yeah, I'm.
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  I'm with the guys from Texas and he had a Texas accent, so they
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  figured he was with them. He had confidence.
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  He just came right in. He was hanging out with people.
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  Have you seen it? And then at the.
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  End. Oh yeah.
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  Oh yeah, I've seen. It.
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  And then at the end, they'd see the cremation of Care ritual,
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  which, if you know occultism, what that means is you are
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  basically surrendering your fucking guilt and conscience for
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  all the bad things you've done to the Four Winds of Summer
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  baby. OK.
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  Now, now, do you do you want to hear, do you want to hear the
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  explanation that I've heard as to like the kind of like the the
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  excuse for that? It's simply, oh, Max, they're
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  just somebody doing an art house show.
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  That's all it is, right? Even the even the meaning of it,
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  they'll say, Oh well, they're out having a vacation, it's
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  summertime and they're just leaving their cares behind.
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  Yeah, that, that. No, that.
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  But that's the excuse I've heard.
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  Is that like all that is that it's just an art house show.
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  Sam. What are what are you getting
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  worked out? What?
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  What are you getting so worried about?
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  But when it was discovered he was filming, it got the man
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  kicked out and they tried to destroy his camera.
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  Well, so, so in relation to him getting reinstated on Twitter, I
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  I agree with you that he should have never been banned and that
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  no one should have been banned. What I covered on Monday, and
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  again, I won't dive too much into it, but.
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  I'm not going to. I'm not going to sit here and
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  suck Twitter's Dick on the OR Elon's Dick on this one either,
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  though, because there's still a lot of people who deserve to be
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  unbanned who aren't. Mr. Medicare being the like
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  obvious one in the room. Who's he hurt?
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  Yeah, that, that's. Ego.
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  That's, that's true. And to that point though, here's
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  what I don't understand because the corporos are are all
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  freaking out about this and we've talked at this bit before,
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  but like basically the the, the corporo media's excuses.
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  Oh well by allowing all these right wingers on like you're
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  basically hurting ad revenue for Twitter.
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  And we've talked this bit on the show, but it bears worth
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  repeating again that like, I've never seen a Nick Fuentes tweet
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  just as an example, and seen a Ford advertisement blow it and
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  thought, oh, Ford endorses. Yeah, anybody's tweet, right?
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  But but that's what the corporate media is.
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  Is. Acting.
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  Look, look, with the videos on YouTube, right?
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  And the monetization shit there, there's a lot of dishonesty with
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  that conversation, isn't there? Because when they demonetize
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  your video on YouTube, what happens when somebody clicks on
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  it? They they still get.
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  Ads. They still get ads, so they're
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  saying that your content isn't fit for ads, and then they play
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  ads on it and take the money for themselves.
• 23:36
  So it is fit for advertisements, just not for you.
• 23:41
  Right, the whole. Conversation is fucking shady
• 23:43
  with all this shit, but Elon said from the beginning he
• 23:46
  wanted to move away from an ad based model and he might have to
• 23:49
  and we'll see how that pans out. I just re upped my Twitter thing
• 23:55
  because yeah, unbanning people is a good move.
• 23:59
  What is it? Twitter.
• 24:00
  Blue plus X. Whatever.
• 24:03
  Fuck it. Well, that, well, that's.
• 24:06
  What? We're $8?
• 24:07
  Shut the fuck up, right? Well, that.
• 24:09
  Well, that's what I'm saying though, too.
• 24:11
  Max and I I brought this show up.
• 24:13
  I brought this up on Monday, too.
• 24:14
  Like, I'm old enough to remember like Fifth.
• 24:18
  Not even 15 years ago. More like 5 or six years ago.
• 24:22
  Basically before Trump, like Alex Jones, was putting ads on
• 24:28
  Twitter and Facebook and basically everywhere else.
• 24:31
  Yeah, he got a lot of people from his YouTube ad way back in,
• 24:34
  like the early 2000s. He was one of the first like
• 24:38
  popular like semi professional YouTube channels that talk
• 24:42
  politics at all. Yeah and and no, nobody had an
• 24:46
  issue with it and what you what you can do is.
• 24:49
  Infowars was one of the top channels on YouTube.
• 24:51
  Lest we forget. Of course, that was before
• 24:54
  Google bought it. Yeah, well, even after though,
• 24:59
  even after Google bought, it was still pretty much on, it was
• 25:03
  still on there for. A It was a solid.
• 25:05
  For 10 years but. It very quickly got overtaken by
• 25:08
  other channels that YouTube was promoting, right.
• 25:13
  They didn't, they didn't see with Infowars.
• 25:16
  What they did was they just said like, all right, we're going to
• 25:19
  leave your reach right where it's at and then we're going to
• 25:22
  give more reach to all these other new people so they surpass
• 25:25
  you and you kind of get buried. That's what they originally
• 25:29
  tried with Alex Jones to try and kind of not even Shadow band but
• 25:33
  like shadow throttle him, right. Yeah.
• 25:36
  While pushing other people above him particularly like they
• 25:40
  they've they've gotten into this more now pushing corporate
• 25:43
  content, pushing Fox News, CNN clips rather than Alex Jones.
• 25:49
  They figured that out very early on when when Alphabet Inc bought
• 25:54
  YouTube, that was one of the first fucking things they
• 25:56
  started doing. The people they didn't want like
• 26:01
  that were too controversial. You notice with the first wave
• 26:04
  of like weird bands on YouTube would actually, I would point
• 26:09
  to, I mean obviously there was the first big wave was the
• 26:12
  copyrights, like everybody was putting up like pirate movies
• 26:15
  and shit and that had to go, obviously.
• 26:18
  But then the next one, and this is one people don't know, was
• 26:21
  just like weird schizo documentaries about any variety
• 26:27
  of conspiracy theories they went before.
• 26:29
  Even hate speech. Actually you could do hate
• 26:32
  speech on YouTube long after the documentaries went the you know,
• 26:39
  it's Bigfoot's really an alien and they built the fucking
• 26:42
  pyramid or whatever kind of shit like the real and I I I'll
• 26:46
  admit, as a skeptic I do find a certain entertainment value and
• 26:50
  watching like the stupidest conspiracy shit I can find and I
• 26:54
  do actually entertain it with like AI like OK, show me what
• 26:59
  you got right. I'm not a complete Dick.
• 27:01
  I've been convinced of some fucking things before.
• 27:05
  I'm just, I'm sorry. Like, you know, secret Agent man
• 27:08
  and his space laser of death I wasn't exactly buying into, but
• 27:13
  you know there's a there's a a spectrum if you will.
• 27:16
  And he was on the high end of the spectrum, if you know what I
• 27:20
  mean. Well, hey you, you ended.
• 27:22
  Well, too much of the. Discord Larping I might suggest.
• 27:27
  You. Well, you you ended that man's
• 27:30
  entire Internet career just by making a just by making a not
• 27:36
  even like, not even like paper not even like a a hardcore
• 27:41
  video. It was like it was like a light
• 27:43
  hearted. I thought that my edit might
• 27:47
  actually make me look like the bad guy, simply because I cut
• 27:52
  out a lot of, like, the stupid shit, he said.
• 27:55
  Like I felt like maybe I should have built up to my breakdown,
• 28:00
  right, 'cause I was just not having it anymore.
• 28:04
  But yeah, hey, I wanted to be a 20 minute long thing, especially
• 28:08
  when the whole punchline was secret Agent man.
• 28:13
  The, the, the, the thing, the thing that broke him though was
• 28:18
  when everyone else, like in our group chat was like laughing at
• 28:22
  that. Like even even people, even
• 28:24
  people, even people who liked him were like, yeah, you know,
• 28:28
  you you did kind of go a little, you know, overboard going on
• 28:33
  Sam's show and then they. Could tell like you're saying.
• 28:36
  It was kind of a light nature, like the light hearted ribbing
• 28:39
  more than anything. Yeah.
• 28:41
  I wasn't like ruining him. I ruined him in what I said.
• 28:45
  But I did that right to him, right to the point.
• 28:48
  I think the funniest thing is I come to find out.
• 28:50
  He had face doxed himself right and he he wasn't doing that
• 28:54
  before that moment. I was unaware of that on stream.
• 28:59
  He hadn't shown his face before. Well, well, no.
• 29:04
  He just showed it to get me mad and I feel.
• 29:08
  Mad. That's that's The funny thing
• 29:10
  though is he had like he he actually had on a few on a few
• 29:17
  of our other streams like I I'm not going to repeat his name but
• 29:23
  he actually like he actually he he did accidentally.
• 29:26
  He's a. Boomer.
• 29:29
  He did, accidentally. Thing is like boomer nature.
• 29:32
  He did accidentally name he he did accidentally name to ask
• 29:35
  himself because he got drunk on a a stream and like you know one
• 29:41
  I. Had a friend that did that, my
• 29:43
  boy. I'm not going to mention his
• 29:45
  name, but he he's a streamer I used to stream with and people
• 29:49
  that know me know exactly who he is.
• 29:51
  He's a he's an ornery British guy.
• 29:54
  Let's just say that. And he got really drunk on a
• 29:57
  stream one time. And this other dude, I guess he
• 30:01
  was talking to some other British guy, OK?
• 30:04
  And the British guy convinced him that it would be a really
• 30:06
  funny prank if he would shoot. You remember the Trump baby
• 30:10
  balloon that they were parading around?
• 30:12
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, this. Guy to shoot that down with a
• 30:16
  crossbow. And he got so mad.
• 30:19
  Like he he was like, you're a fed, basically.
• 30:22
  Immediately he was like you for you.
• 30:24
  Even suggesting that, like, I don't want anything to do with
• 30:27
  you. And then he got drunk on a
• 30:28
  stream and I TuneIn, 'cause I see he's streaming, you know,
• 30:31
  and he's my boy and he's drunk as shit and he's like.
• 30:35
  I'll tell you, I live at 555. Windsor St.
• 30:40
  In fucking booking. Shiki Cricket High Shire and I
• 30:44
  will fight you right now. And I was like.
• 30:47
  Oh my God. Brother, we me and Shmuley
• 30:50
  actually jumped on the stream with him and we're like, bro,
• 30:52
  you need to end this stream right now, like right this
• 30:56
  second and delete it. Bro, You just no, you don't want
• 31:00
  him to come to your house and fight.
• 31:02
  You OK? Oh, man.
• 31:05
  Drunk. Stream.
• 31:07
  You know, I drunk streamed. And said.
• 31:09
  The N word on Twitch, actually, one time on my birthday.
• 31:13
  That's a treat. And I'm not.
• 31:14
  I've ever got in trouble for it. Well, that so so actually I.
• 31:19
  Didn't know I did it until somebody else pointed it out to
• 31:21
  me, who had watched the whole thing and realized what an ass I
• 31:24
  made of myself. Because I was really drunk and I
• 31:26
  was doing karaoke and I did. Twitch used to have a karaoke
• 31:31
  game called Twitch Sings and you could duet.
• 31:33
  Yeah, Twitch. And I was duetting a black man,
• 31:37
  and it was fucking straight out of Compton.
• 31:40
  And so of course I just did straight out of Compton.
• 31:42
  See, there's context to it, right?
• 31:44
  People just thought I was like, oh, I said the other no, we were
• 31:47
  doing straight out of Compton and I was ice.
• 31:49
  Cube yeah. And he had no problem with it.
• 31:55
  No, no, no. And I was like, Trey is his name
• 31:58
  and the boy's coming and he went in with straight out of Compton
• 32:03
  is a brother will smother your mother.
• 32:06
  Yeah, that that is still my favorite hip hop record even
• 32:14
  after. All you need to update your
• 32:16
  tastes. It's a great.
• 32:18
  One, I'm not. I'm not gonna lie, Ice Cube, you
• 32:21
  know, was in my top of all time. But I'm just saying.
• 32:24
  I'm just saying. Yeah, I know.
• 32:27
  Now even Ice Cube, like West Side Connection is fucking just
• 32:31
  dope. And that's good.
• 32:32
  Like listening to music too. Yeah.
• 32:35
  Once the West side, like once the West Coast developed into
• 32:39
  more like funk and like they they they started delving into
• 32:42
  like sampling from like I'm getting into like rap autism now
• 32:46
  as a producer, aren't I? Nobody cares.
• 32:48
  But they started sampling fucking like George Clinton in
• 32:52
  parliament. A little bit of Prince and stuff
• 32:54
  like funkier stuff and it created that West Coast sound
• 32:58
  that everybody like. There's no other way to describe
• 33:00
  it except oh that's West Coast shit.
• 33:02
  Or G Funk as they call it. Because they do.
• 33:05
  They would go through all the record.
• 33:06
  This is how you used to make hip hop is you go through all the
• 33:09
  records at the store and find something and just randomly play
• 33:12
  it with a fucking dope like instrumental.
• 33:15
  And you just sample that and you put your boom baps to it.
• 33:19
  Your fucking your booms in your claps and that's why they call
• 33:22
  it boom bap. And it just made for like rap.
• 33:26
  Have a funkier sound, is all I'm saying.
• 33:29
  I like that, yeah. Immensely.
• 33:31
  Listenable. It's not.
• 33:35
  That's a great segue because Max and we're we're doing things a
• 33:38
  little out of order here tonight.
• 33:40
  I was going to save this. I was going to save this to the
• 33:43
  end. But since you brought it up, and
• 33:47
  since Morpheus brought it up in chat already, I might as well
• 33:51
  just mention it. But.
• 33:56
  I apologize because chat always wins.
• 33:58
  I should have chat up at all times.
• 34:00
  But Max, remember few remember back during the summer when you
• 34:08
  were when you ranked like all those, all the different video
• 34:13
  platforms to which you could. Like find Yeah I I went I just
• 34:18
  to explain to the audience real quick what I did.
• 34:21
  Since I don't really know what the story is, I I've you know
• 34:24
  here's the context. I went to all the popular
• 34:27
  streaming websites and I checked for a few things.
• 34:31
  First in a logged in account and to see OK, is it going to show
• 34:35
  me the first and foremost was Cam horseshit, right, Cam
• 34:39
  horseshit? Are you showing me that on the
• 34:41
  front page? Then I went back after I
• 34:43
  compiled the results of that and surprisingly Rumble failed the
• 34:48
  first Test and I went back and did it again 'cause I didn't
• 34:52
  think that was right with Rumble and sure enough it didn't happen
• 34:55
  again. There was just one Cam whore
• 34:56
  thing that I saw in a whole list of them though.
• 34:59
  But kick. Failed.
• 35:01
  Twitch only passed when I didn't have an account.
• 35:05
  So you're just on a clean browser with no Twitch account
• 35:09
  at all. It will not show you a Cam whore
• 35:11
  because it doesn't know your age is what I'm assuming, right?
• 35:16
  But if you log into any account, doesn't matter how, if you've
• 35:20
  used it for years or it's brand new, if you verified your age
• 35:24
  when making the account, it will immediately put Cam whores front
• 35:28
  and centre at least some of the time when you go to their
• 35:32
  homepage. Those were the results I found
• 35:34
  for Twitch. And go ahead, tell hit me with
• 35:37
  what you got. And and when when did you do
• 35:41
  that? Just for the, just for the
• 35:42
  audience. I believe that was in June or
• 35:45
  July. I don't remember specifically
• 35:47
  what episode. But it's definitely there.
• 35:50
  In the archives if. You that that was, Yeah, I and I
• 35:54
  remember. I remember that was back during
• 35:56
  the summer Max. So sometime during the summer, I
• 36:00
  think it was after I went camping.
• 36:01
  So I'm going to say July probably.
• 36:04
  So this. So this show, ladies and
• 36:09
  gentlemen, was as Rush like as Rush Limbaugh used to.
• 36:13
  Like to say we were on the We were on the societal cutting
• 36:19
  edge of evolution. Basically, we.
• 36:22
  As Alex Jones would like to say, the tip of the spear, baby.
• 36:27
  We yeah, we we we were the we were the tip of the spear.
• 36:31
  We were, we were covering this story when nobody else said.
• 36:35
  The tip of the fucking throbbing Dick about to go, never mind
• 36:41
  deep into that vagina. Yeah.
• 36:45
  Yeah. Basically though, Morpheus
• 36:49
  brought this to my attention today.
• 36:51
  So Twitch Hub, as I'm now calling it, there is now no age
• 36:59
  verification for for shit. Basically, as morning, yes,
• 37:07
  children can act can and often do bypass it.
• 37:11
  Oh, for sure you don't mind. It just asks you're fucking 13
• 37:14
  or whatever. So basically like.
• 37:18
  I didn't say it was good, I said.
• 37:20
  If you go to the home page, right, you type in twitch.com
• 37:24
  without any account at all, it won't show you the Cam girls.
• 37:29
  And that's because it hasn't even put you through the process
• 37:31
  of the account. I'm telling you as soon as you
• 37:34
  make an account though, it's on and their age verification, by
• 37:38
  the way, is asking you, and I think their age of consent is
• 37:42
  13, right? So it's not even like, oh,
• 37:45
  you're 18. You can look at this porn is
• 37:48
  you're 13, you can look at this porn.
• 37:51
  And and see like I don't. Have to lie.
• 37:53
  About your age, think about it. Because who else is going to be
• 37:55
  looking at these Cam girls not that much younger than 13, you
• 37:59
  know what I'm saying? Like 13 is like the key
• 38:02
  demographic. It's like 13 and like 45 with a
• 38:06
  wife who will be a sugar daddy. Isn't that like the Twitch demo
• 38:10
  for these bitches? I don't.
• 38:13
  I honestly have not been on Twitch and like for.
• 38:18
  None of our audience. Because if our audience are
• 38:20
  simps, if you give these women on Twitch any fucking money, I
• 38:24
  will shame you till the end of time.
• 38:26
  Just know, just know that you're less of a man if you do that and
• 38:31
  they're not going to fuck you. Ever, ever, ever, ever in a
• 38:35
  million. But you know who will?
• 38:37
  Some broad down the street. Yeah.
• 38:41
  And, you know, I was thinking about this and I was talking
• 38:43
  about it with my wife. She, she, she left.
• 38:45
  She might come back a little earlier thinking about the
• 38:49
  virgin problem. Some of these guys are older and
• 38:51
  they're virgin, and I and I question to myself, well, why
• 38:54
  don't you just get a hooker and get it out of the way, 'cause
• 38:56
  it's actually, I'm not going to lie, it's not as big deal as big
• 39:01
  a deal, right, as a virgin thinks it is.
• 39:04
  And once you get past that, I think they'd be OK.
• 39:07
  Yeah, I've, I've all listened. If we want to talk about that.
• 39:11
  Just go get some and this girl will do like fucking couple 100
• 39:15
  bucks. She'll do whatever you want.
• 39:16
  I've always been in favor of, like, decriminalizing.
• 39:23
  Oh, not me. I I think we should put him to
• 39:25
  death. Actually, we should put John's
• 39:27
  to death. But go do it.
• 39:31
  So. Fucking around so.
• 39:35
  I. I don't think we should be
• 39:37
  particularly permissive about it, but in in a in the proper
• 39:41
  setting. I mean it's just like pot and
• 39:43
  some other things. I don't think it like if you.
• 39:45
  Had. Brothels that were regulated to
• 39:47
  some degree, I don't. I wouldn't care.
• 39:49
  They do it in other states, it works out fine.
• 39:52
  Yeah, that that's that's basically, that's basically all
• 39:55
  I'm all I'm. No death penalty on the spot for
• 39:58
  both of them. The the fucking.
• 39:59
  The the worker and the John. Be heading.
• 40:05
  We'll go Cheria style. Oh yeah.
• 40:07
  So you're going full of cheria on this then?
• 40:11
  No, I don't. No, See, The thing is, is you're
• 40:14
  never going to be able to stop women from selling their pussy
• 40:19
  in some way, shape or form. And so it seems a stupid thing
• 40:23
  to regulate. Also, like if there's a fucking
• 40:27
  service and a demand, I don't see the issue.
• 40:30
  Just keep it behind again. Keep it behind closed doors, I
• 40:32
  don't care. See, I I've, I've never been.
• 40:35
  I really go on Twitch. I think the interface is still
• 40:39
  like horrible and really jacked up.
• 40:41
  And I go on. I'm not going to lie Sam, I
• 40:43
  don't either. But I go on to help out my buddy
• 40:46
  core. By the way, if y'all want to
• 40:48
  help him out. Caratha Spetmesh on Twitch.
• 40:53
  But well shout out to him he seems like a pretty decent guy.
• 40:57
  But my my point being is like other than what Morphe is is
• 41:01
  saying. Like, I'm assuming that he's
• 41:05
  right on all of this, because, you know, Morpheus is pretty.
• 41:10
  Oh wait, and and his chick friend.
• 41:12
  If you want to SIM for somebody, go SIM for Zuli Tittles.
• 41:15
  Yes, Zuli under score Tittles. I'll be We'll be working
• 41:22
  together on projects in the future, I promise.
• 41:24
  She's she's kind. I mean, she's AV Tuber like, and
• 41:28
  I guess her character's like a demon.
• 41:31
  It'll be interesting for me to work with AV Tuber.
• 41:33
  I'm not really sure how that's gonna go, but she's pretty based
• 41:36
  so I'm I'm down with it. I'm I'm not sure what.
• 41:43
  Yeah, I mean, I would be curious to actually interview AV Tuber,
• 41:48
  just at like being AV Tuber, basically.
• 41:52
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, other than that, like
• 41:54
  other than the animated avatar, she just does like a normal
• 41:57
  streaming and like giggle at the chat sometimes and say their
• 42:01
  name, which I mean that's Ender D girl stuff.
• 42:05
  She's she's genuinely funny though.
• 42:07
  That's the only reason I agreed to work with her.
• 42:09
  She does all the typical E girl stuff and you would think, Max
• 42:13
  all you do is shit on people like her.
• 42:14
  But she genuinely in private, like conversations and stuff was
• 42:18
  making me laugh and so I was like, all right, this could
• 42:21
  work. And she doesn't know anything
• 42:23
  about MMO, so that helps too. And is she?
• 42:30
  Is she self? Is she self aware?
• 42:32
  Oh yeah, like I'll be eager all. Oh, yeah, OK.
• 42:36
  Well, yeah. Well, that like I believe.
• 42:40
  She calls. Her like that's.
• 42:42
  Her simps, actually pretty sure OK.
• 42:46
  Well, well then, yeah. Well, I can.
• 42:48
  I can appreciate that. Because like I I've actually
• 42:51
  met. He didn't at. 1st but me and
• 42:54
  Cora kept calling them her Simps, so she just like adopted
• 42:58
  that as like that's that's her community's name.
• 43:00
  Now you know they all have their community and cutesy name for
• 43:03
  their subscribers or whatever. Hers or her Simps, which I think
• 43:08
  is awesome actually, because you're actually clicking a
• 43:11
  button and paying $5 to become a Simp.
• 43:14
  OK, that's the most genuine shit ever.
• 43:18
  That's pretty based. Yeah, that's based.
• 43:23
  But yeah, I mean, Morpheus was. So basically the the thing it
• 43:28
  is, is like, yeah, we we were ahead on the Twitch shit on this
• 43:33
  show and I guess now according to Morpheus, like they've made
• 43:37
  it even easier to look at the degenerate.
• 43:41
  Stuff. On.
• 43:42
  Yeah, Kick is out competing them in a lot of cases now.
• 43:47
  And the The thing is is Kick is less censored than them.
• 43:50
  So they're trying to go that route.
• 43:52
  But the problem is, is Twitch is politically motivated.
• 43:55
  Right Kick kind of isn't right. Kick strikes me as being
• 43:59
  apolitical, at least in their public forward face.
• 44:04
  Well, and also like, so Twitch. Like, I know they've made like
• 44:10
  the the NSFW stuff easier to like act as or not.
• 44:16
  But like, don't they stall? Like the don't they stall like
• 44:19
  the weird like rule that like you basically can't put any of
• 44:23
  your own branding on your shit and you can only.
• 44:27
  Like, I can't smoke. We'd have to like we could.
• 44:31
  We should try and get both of them on.
• 44:33
  And you can interview some Twitch streamers because Core he
• 44:36
  does all right for himself. I mean, I'm subscribed.
• 44:38
  Like, straight up, I'm subscribed to Core.
• 44:40
  I have Amazon Prime. Why would I not give it to my
• 44:42
  friend? By the way, guys, if you got
• 44:43
  Amazon Prime and you don't subscribe to anybody on Twitch,
• 44:46
  please subscribe to my friend. He fucking deserves it.
• 44:48
  He's good shit. He's been my friend in and I say
• 44:52
  friend you. You know how I feel about
• 44:54
  Internet friends, right? But I've.
• 44:55
  I've met him in real life. He's been to my house.
• 44:57
  He's fucking met my son. This is a guy I've been buddies
• 45:01
  with for like 12 years. He likes to play a lot of Payday
• 45:05
  Three. I don't know what else he's I
• 45:09
  would be playing with him, except it's Payday 3 and I kind
• 45:11
  of find that boring. Payday or Payday 2 I found
• 45:14
  boring. And I haven't played Payday 3
• 45:16
  yet and I I've been trying to schedule a date with him to do
• 45:19
  it, just to help, you know, he likes to play Payday Three.
• 45:24
  Well, I'll play Payday 3. Yeah, I I haven't.
• 45:28
  I haven't played Payday 3 yet either, I.
• 45:33
  The problem is, OK, the Wow season of Discovery came out and
• 45:38
  that's the game that I'm playing.
• 45:41
  I'm playing. I'm playing Witcher 3 right now
• 45:44
  which I yes, I realize that's a few years old but but more.
• 45:49
  But listen, both Max and Morpheus recommended it to me,
• 45:53
  and now Morpheus got me into wrap the hole where I'm where
• 45:58
  I'm reading the the books now too.
• 46:04
  How far are you? Are you far enough to know both
• 46:07
  Jennifer and Tris? In the in the game or in in the
• 46:14
  in the? Book.
• 46:14
  In the game, yeah. I I I know, I know.
• 46:18
  Yeah, I know both of them. I'm basically.
• 46:20
  Do you have a preference? Tris as of right now.
• 46:26
  Interesting. Interesting.
• 46:28
  I I like you might not be aware of this part of my Lor Max, but
• 46:33
  I I love redheads and so does Apex the.
• 46:39
  Well, I actually like Tris because Tris is the in all three
• 46:44
  games. And so she was kind of your like
• 46:48
  romance. She's like your Boo in the first
• 46:50
  two games, so she makes sense. But yeah, yeah, I was
• 46:55
  interested, 'cause you hadn't played the first two games,
• 46:58
  which you preferred. And wait, well.
• 47:02
  But you like you like a little bit of the the, the Fire Patch
• 47:05
  and the Tris Marigold action. Oh, I oh, I I always.
• 47:10
  I always have. Not a goth chick, Jennifer kind
• 47:13
  of guy. You know there is an option.
• 47:19
  There is another option that presents.
• 47:21
  Itself is all on the side. I, I I know.
• 47:25
  I do know about, I I do know about that option.
• 47:28
  I haven't gotten that far yet. So what I don't know though is
• 47:36
  this is kind of what I need to ask.
• 47:40
  It's like at what point is the is there a way, Is there a way
• 47:47
  for me to finish the main story and still do the DLC or like one
• 47:53
  of those things where like I have to do?
• 47:56
  You should do the DLC before you finish it.
• 48:01
  That's kind of what? I especially Blood and Wine,
• 48:05
  Blood and Wine better than the regular game.
• 48:09
  That's kind of what I've. There does that, like when the
• 48:12
  level on the quest is right for you, it's it's a good idea to
• 48:18
  just go do the DLC right away, 'cause they're integrated into
• 48:22
  the story if you do it that way. I basically.
• 48:27
  So I've already found. I found what's like all of that.
• 48:33
  Factors into the ending. I I found.
• 48:40
  You can play the DLC stand alone, by the way, so yes, you
• 48:44
  could do it that. Way I found Cir.
• 48:47
  I I I found CIRI on the. Siri.
• 48:53
  On the island. You found Siri?
• 48:55
  Yes. How many people did she kill?
• 49:07
  Oh, right, you got headphones on.
• 49:09
  You got headphones on. It ain't going to work.
• 49:11
  And my wife's not here so it won't set hers off.
• 49:13
  Fuck. But the viewers.
• 49:16
  Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
• 49:18
  Alexa, Google where to hide A body.
• 49:29
  I'm not sorry for the one person that that actually works on.
• 49:35
  Yeah, no, I I I found. I found not steering basically.
• 49:46
  Oh fuck my. My home pod still went off but
• 49:54
  it it goes off. Really.
• 49:58
  Like just explore and do the shit.
• 50:00
  There's so much to do. I mean what I would say though
• 50:03
  is don't get bogged down in like every like map marker.
• 50:07
  Yeah, no, I well, what I was going to say is I is I basically
• 50:12
  did the battle at Care Moran. And.
• 50:16
  And what's his face is dead. I I know that's not the end of
• 50:21
  the story, right? But did I progress too far like
• 50:27
  is? No, no.
• 50:30
  When you get to the penultimate end, it's going to tell you one.
• 50:34
  And if you start doing the the what is it?
• 50:37
  The stone, 1 halls of stone or whatever is all right.
• 50:40
  But the Blood and Wine is the one you really want to play
• 50:42
  before the end. That shit is fantastic.
• 50:45
  That's some of like the best writing in a game in a long
• 50:48
  time, especially like CD project writing.
• 50:52
  It's like that to the maximum. And Cyberpunk 2.1, Not bad, it I
• 51:03
  don't. Let's be real though, It's it's
• 51:05
  a 'cause it's a cosmetic update at this point, basically.
• 51:10
  Yeah. Basically, well.
• 51:12
  They just put out, they blew their load with content like a
• 51:15
  month ago, right? Why would they put out a lot
• 51:17
  more now? Well I mean you got that you've
• 51:21
  got the monorail system and you have like a few more vehicles
• 51:26
  and what not. I I guess they made I guess they
• 51:31
  made a few of the boss battles like actually hard so you you so
• 51:36
  now you actually have to like fight Adam Smasher.
• 51:39
  You can't. You can't just.
• 51:43
  You can't just OP him with a dildo like you could in previous
• 51:49
  previous versions. Right, well, I got my wife got
• 52:00
  from her friend a Steam gift card because they knew we had
• 52:02
  the Steam deck. And so I got a whole bunch of
• 52:05
  games that we can play together, like on remote Play with just
• 52:09
  the Steam deck in my computer, because we can just comfortably
• 52:12
  sit right here and play together.
• 52:14
  And so there's a lot of like indie games in there.
• 52:17
  I I've been playing quite a few this week just with her.
• 52:21
  I want to give a shout out. To.
• 52:23
  Like if you want to get a normie into video games, Alt F4 for a
• 52:28
  dollar will make anybody laugh. It's fucking hysterical what it
• 52:32
  is. It's like, imagine if you took
• 52:34
  the idea of a game based on like an obstacle course with a
• 52:38
  knight, and the music and the aesthetic is all like 70s Monty
• 52:42
  Python esque and cartoony, and then it's a physics jumping
• 52:47
  puzzle. It's like the Dark Souls of
• 52:49
  physics jumping puzzles, if you remember like I want to see.
• 52:53
  Videos of this game. Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 52:56
  It's it's a it's a bit of fun. It took me a while.
• 53:00
  I beat the first level and then the second level was like,
• 53:04
  you're on a plane and if you don't jump off of it, you crash.
• 53:09
  And I couldn't figure out for the longest time there's another
• 53:12
  plane flying towards you and you got to jump off one plane onto
• 53:15
  the wing of another plane and fall in a portal.
• 53:18
  It's a really hard game, but the physics make it fucking
• 53:20
  hilarious. Both my wife and son were
• 53:23
  hysterically laughing when both me and her were dying in the
• 53:26
  game, so that one was pretty good.
• 53:30
  We've also. Been playing Conan Chop Chop,
• 53:33
  which is basically just like an action RPG.
• 53:37
  Roguelite. With Conan it's cartoony but
• 53:42
  it's also super violent and and one other indie game I want to
• 53:47
  give an awesome shout out to cause I'd never heard of it but
• 53:49
  it was super cheap and it just looked up my alley.
• 53:52
  It's called Infected Shelter and it's an old school like 2D style
• 53:58
  beat em up like Ninja Turtles or something.
• 54:01
  But it's ultra fucking violent in a good way.
• 54:05
  And also it's a zombie survival. Rogue.
• 54:10
  Like beat em up. So like eventually you die and
• 54:13
  then you can level up and you're stronger the next time you do it
• 54:16
  kind of shit. That game is fucking awesome.
• 54:21
  Like it's the first time I've ever played a beat em up where
• 54:23
  in the first level it gave me like a pistol, a shotgun, a
• 54:27
  rocket launcher and then I fought the boss with a chainsaw
• 54:31
  and cut him in half. And I had a Cortana blade at one
• 54:34
  point and I was just chopping zombies in half and you chop
• 54:37
  them in half and you get your health back and it's like a big
• 54:40
  way over the top gory execution animation.
• 54:45
  I like to keep track of good indie games and this is one
• 54:47
  that's like well under the radar fucking infected shelter.
• 54:52
  Check that one out. I will, I will write that down
• 54:56
  that that that sounds fun just based off of the premise.
• 55:01
  Yeah, and it's multiplayer local Co-op or online.
• 55:04
  So this is dope little just endless beating up zombies with
• 55:10
  like way over the top weapons from what you expect in it.
• 55:14
  You a 2D beat him up. You expect like the turtles,
• 55:17
  like Oh yeah, he's got swords but you just beat the guys up,
• 55:20
  right? No, no, no, no, no.
• 55:22
  Use the sword in this game you chop the fucking zombie in half
• 55:25
  fucking vertically and he goes chewing like a fucking anime
• 55:29
  movie. I was blowing brains up and
• 55:32
  ripping skulls out and it's pretty fun.
• 55:34
  This is what I'm saying. That that does sound really fun,
• 55:38
  Max. You know what's not fun, though,
• 55:41
  is. And I I honestly had no idea
• 55:45
  that this was the case, but apparently getting run over by a
• 55:50
  truck is no fun. And and thank God the good folks
• 55:56
  at NBC News were there to report on this, because I had no idea.
• 56:03
  I once got run over by the milk truck, you know.
• 56:08
  Really. Yeah, yeah, I'm from a rural
• 56:10
  town originally, right? And like, we had like a milk
• 56:14
  guy, you know, he delivered fresh local milk.
• 56:17
  And I was riding my bike to school one day and he fucking
• 56:21
  rear-ended my bike a little bit with his bumper and it knocked
• 56:24
  me off and he fucking hit me and he stopped and he gave me all
• 56:28
  these bottles, like big glass bottles of fucking chocolate
• 56:31
  milk. So I wouldn't tell anybody.
• 56:32
  He was actually pretty awesome. Well, you know.
• 56:37
  But but you're right. Getting hit by a truck?
• 56:41
  Not fun. Yeah, chocolate milk.
• 56:45
  Awesome home grown, right? Fresh from the farm.
• 56:49
  Chocolate milk that like, melts in your mouth.
• 56:52
  Awesome. Getting hit by a truck.
• 56:54
  I'm glad NBC News is here to warn us about this.
• 56:57
  You got to tell us about this. Yeah, well, well, well, thank
• 57:01
  God the corporate media is here to inform us, Max, because.
• 57:06
  I had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea either.
• 57:09
  Pedestrians already dying at record levels now face Elon
• 57:14
  Musk's cyber truck. The size and acceleration of the
• 57:20
  truck adds to a trend that safety advocates say has made
• 57:26
  accidents more lethal. Yeah, yeah, basically.
• 57:31
  It looks not like all our other soft, angled little pussy cars.
• 57:36
  So it's dangerous. Yeah.
• 57:40
  Also, we don't like Elon Musk, but that's both of those things.
• 57:43
  It's funny because they're like, oh, it's dangerous.
• 57:46
  It's a hazard, isn't it? In a fully electric fucking
• 57:48
  utility truck, isn't this like a Lefty's wet dream?
• 57:53
  Yeah, but yeah, but right. Well, that's the whole.
• 57:56
  Thing though, Elon Man bad. Well well that's the whole thing
• 58:01
  is someone act is lair O'Connor, who's a friend of the show,
• 58:10
  posted this and said Hmm, funny how this story came out
• 58:15
  basically the same week that Elon reinstates Alex Jones
• 58:21
  again. And they're already they were
• 58:24
  already attacking him before, too.
• 58:26
  Yeah, but anyway, I'm. Going at him pretty hard.
• 58:30
  And it's. Giving him the old Trump
• 58:32
  treatment. As vehicles get bigger and
• 58:35
  heavier, they also get deadlier. It's a trend as some concern
• 58:40
  about Tesla. Manlier, sorry, go ahead.
• 58:45
  Right. Well, I mean, look, look at that
• 58:49
  thing. I always liked it.
• 58:51
  I have a good. Friend.
• 58:53
  From back in the day, Iron Man hated it from the beginning.
• 58:56
  But I've always been a fan of the Cybertron as soon as I saw
• 58:59
  it. And then he never let us forget
• 59:01
  it that you broke the glass. I read.
• 59:05
  Proof or whatever. I watched The Ambling.
• 59:10
  It was fucking dope. I'm like, yes, finally a car.
• 59:13
  That's not because, like, they don't all have to be the same
• 59:16
  design, motherfucker. It also I mean.
• 59:20
  I'm from the old school like. I'm old enough I.
• 59:23
  Drove big, boxy motherfucking cars.
• 59:25
  I like them shits. I had a Chrysler New Yorker, 5th
• 59:28
  Ave. My granddad bought it brand new.
• 59:31
  When he died, I got it. That shit was fucking King Pimp
• 59:34
  shit for a young teenage man like myself.
• 59:38
  I was driving a luxury car. Yeah, it was big and boxy and
• 59:42
  drove like a fucking boat, but it had leather heated seats.
• 59:46
  And the. And it didn't go.
• 59:51
  It didn't. When I hit when I hit the gas.
• 59:53
  Pedal. You know these Modern.
• 59:54
  Cars go like it went like bitch because it was AV 8 this pussy.
• 1:00:04
  Fucking shit we got nowadays. Yeah, I like the cyber truck.
• 1:00:07
  At least it looks more masculine than modern fucking cars.
• 1:00:11
  Jesus. Yeah, and if it's killing
• 1:00:13
  people. Then I'm right?
• 1:00:16
  Plus, more masculine than killing people.
• 1:00:20
  Well. Well, basically.
• 1:00:24
  Like I I could. Go what?
• 1:00:27
  I could basically read this entire article.
• 1:00:29
  I'm not going to but basically hold on though, because 2023
• 1:00:33
  mainstream. Culture is like, Oh my God,
• 1:00:35
  those cars are bitch. But those cars are big.
• 1:00:38
  They're going to kill everybody. 2005 mainstream culture was
• 1:00:42
  Move, bitch. Get out in the way.
• 1:00:45
  Get out in the way. Please get out in the way, not
• 1:00:49
  not. Not just that, but like, but
• 1:00:53
  like, but like conservatives used to go like next thing you
• 1:00:56
  know the left is going to be, is going to be you know pushing to
• 1:01:00
  ban cars. And yet here we are in in 2023
• 1:01:04
  and the left, the little is banned.
• 1:01:07
  Automobiles basically. Or no ban this.
• 1:01:11
  This is just the cyber truck because.
• 1:01:13
  Our You know, Elon? Man, bad and also because.
• 1:01:17
  It it. Looks it's it's the it's the
• 1:01:20
  same argument as AR15 This this looks scary to us.
• 1:01:26
  So because it looks scary, it looks like it looks like a
• 1:01:31
  DeLorean on steroids, is what it?
• 1:01:33
  Looks like it look it looks like.
• 1:01:36
  The. It looks like the science
• 1:01:38
  fiction car like from all those future movies.
• 1:01:41
  Like everybody, like everyone. Everyone talks like all the, you
• 1:01:45
  know, future vehicles in cyberpunk.
• 1:01:48
  Then what it looks. Like it belongs.
• 1:01:51
  In Cyberpunk 2077, you or is it not?
• 1:01:57
  Yeah. Man, it looks all right.
• 1:01:59
  I like the look of it. I get why people don't.
• 1:02:01
  Some people don't like the boxy look.
• 1:02:03
  That's fine. Yeah.
• 1:02:06
  I mean, they're retarded. I used to drive.
• 1:02:09
  Bro like I used to drive. Cars.
• 1:02:11
  So much bigger than that fucking truck.
• 1:02:13
  Like daily and just. Because I worked at the auto.
• 1:02:17
  Auction. So we'd whip them around the
• 1:02:19
  test track and fucking flip them over and shit.
• 1:02:22
  Like again I. Just find myself in the modern.
• 1:02:26
  World saying Has everybody gone soft?
• 1:02:29
  Is there anybody out there whipping Donuts?
• 1:02:33
  In a fucking LIKE. A Ford Expedition trying to get
• 1:02:36
  it to fucking tip over just 'cause I can my my step dad.
• 1:02:41
  For the longest time had like one of those Ford Rangers, one
• 1:02:47
  of those trucks, and he had, he had like a he had like them
• 1:02:51
  fucking things. I'll tell you, I had a Ford.
• 1:02:53
  Ranger from the year I was born. When I was a teenager.
• 1:02:57
  From the year I was born and I was like, I rode that shit.
• 1:03:01
  It had 500,000 original miles on it.
• 1:03:05
  And I rode it until the fucking transmission literally rusted
• 1:03:09
  and fell out the bottom of the car driving down the fucking
• 1:03:11
  highway. Like, when I say the
• 1:03:14
  transmission fell out, I mean the shifter went with it right
• 1:03:17
  out the bottom of my car. I was like, I was like, oh, I
• 1:03:21
  got to fucking shift. What?
• 1:03:23
  How do I shift? There's no shifter.
• 1:03:26
  I had to go. I had to go pick.
• 1:03:28
  Up my tranny, all in the. Fucking wires and shit all oiled
• 1:03:32
  up connected to the shifter out the middle of a busy highway.
• 1:03:36
  That was not a pleasant. Day but.
• 1:03:38
  Like that was like, that was like 600,000 miles after I
• 1:03:42
  bought it for $50 and wrote it for like 100,000 miles.
• 1:03:49
  All I'm saying you. Can't kill them, old Ford.
• 1:03:52
  Rangers you You have to try, you know?
• 1:03:56
  Yeah. And and and.
• 1:03:57
  Now. New cars die, like every five
• 1:04:01
  years, basically. Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Yeah. It's like, oh.
• 1:04:06
  I got a hung. I got a.
• 1:04:08
  Hangnail got to turn my car in back then.
• 1:04:10
  I mean, I know, like, I'm not going to say I know like I'm a
• 1:04:14
  mechanic, right? But like, I know car maintenance
• 1:04:17
  shit that seems like a lot of people don't know, like changing
• 1:04:20
  your own fucking starters and stuff.
• 1:04:23
  Alternators, things like that. Granted, I worked with cars.
• 1:04:26
  Like I said, that was like a shitty teenage throwaway job.
• 1:04:29
  I worked at an auto auction for like 2.
• 1:04:31
  That's why I say I was whipping cars around I one time.
• 1:04:35
  You know what's my best story from that job?
• 1:04:37
  You'll like this tour bus formerly owned by.
• 1:04:42
  I might have even told this story before, honestly.
• 1:04:44
  But it was formerly owned by Mötley Crüe, right then a couple
• 1:04:48
  other bands, so it wasn't just Mötley Crüe.
• 1:04:51
  One of the other. Bands less famous, it's just
• 1:04:54
  raided by the feds. OK, this place, this auto
• 1:04:57
  auction has like they auction off raided vehicles that they're
• 1:05:00
  done with. OK, so I go in.
• 1:05:04
  There's a tour bus. And they're like, hey, we don't
• 1:05:06
  want you to move it. We just want you to go into the
• 1:05:09
  glove box, grab the keys, put them in the ignition, turn it
• 1:05:12
  on, make sure it fucking works. OK, So I open up the glove box.
• 1:05:17
  You know, it's a big, it's a tour bus, right?
• 1:05:19
  It's like a live in tour bus. Yeah, Yeah, I lean over this.
• 1:05:23
  Big ass fucking front. Area looking in the glove box,
• 1:05:26
  and my hand comes across a baggie that I like.
• 1:05:31
  I pull out, 'cause it kind of stuck to me.
• 1:05:33
  And it was a giant bag of white powder that I put down.
• 1:05:38
  And then I'm still looking for the keys, you know, not thinking
• 1:05:40
  that much about it. And then my hand comes over
• 1:05:43
  something that obvious. And I was like, oh, that's a
• 1:05:45
  gun, OK? And I reach a little more and I
• 1:05:49
  found the keys. And the guy I'm working with,
• 1:05:53
  he's like, what's the matter? What's going on?
• 1:05:54
  And I was like, I just found some shit in here that I didn't
• 1:05:57
  want to find. And he's like, what do you mean?
• 1:06:00
  Let me see. He goes over the other side, He
• 1:06:02
  opens it up. He's like, bro, I'm taking that
• 1:06:05
  shit. And I was like, uh, uh, ain't
• 1:06:06
  nothing like that happening. Uh, uh, I touched that shit.
• 1:06:10
  I'm going to the boss immediately.
• 1:06:12
  You're going to stand right here and make sure nobody touches
• 1:06:15
  anything. And if if you do make off with
• 1:06:18
  it, they're going to know, so you better leave work
• 1:06:22
  immediately and quit your job because.
• 1:06:26
  This is federal property, bro. And they ain't fucking around
• 1:06:30
  what happened. What we there was a whole
• 1:06:33
  investigation. I I obviously had to file a
• 1:06:35
  report. Everything, right?
• 1:06:37
  Right. They found that.
• 1:06:39
  The fucking. The.
• 1:06:40
  Sheriff's deputies from Whatever Dipshit County just did a shitty
• 1:06:45
  job searching the bus because they found a bunch of other shit
• 1:06:47
  elsewhere so they didn't look at they found all the shit in the
• 1:06:50
  back living area. So no one ever thought to search
• 1:06:53
  the fucking glove box and the gun was registered to somebody
• 1:06:57
  that was dead. The fucking cocaine.
• 1:07:00
  It was like a it was a kilo of cocaine.
• 1:07:02
  Spoiler was the white powder, and I was.
• 1:07:07
  Just like no giving it to Hunter.
• 1:07:09
  Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:07:11
  Maybe. Maybe he could use the gun.
• 1:07:14
  Too. Who knows?
• 1:07:17
  Yeah. I was like, 'cause I.
• 1:07:20
  Don't let the guy take it. Maybe if I hadn't touched it.
• 1:07:24
  Soon as I touched it, I was like my print's on that shit 'cause I
• 1:07:29
  touched it, incidentally. Just looking for the keys.
• 1:07:31
  You know I. Was like, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:07:35
  no. This came from a.
• 1:07:36
  Federally fucking seized piece of property, bro.
• 1:07:40
  And sure enough, just like I thought I was like, this is
• 1:07:42
  going to be a serious thing, they called in a lot of agents,
• 1:07:46
  let me tell you. They got to have something.
• 1:07:49
  To do right but. In between talking to little
• 1:07:52
  kids on discord, telling them to commit acts of violence or
• 1:07:55
  whatever that. That's like another thing, I
• 1:08:00
  guess. I guess, like, I guess one of
• 1:08:04
  our mutual friends told us that, like, I guess Discord is being
• 1:08:08
  investigated. Now it's about time.
• 1:08:15
  I was going to make. I was going to make I was
• 1:08:16
  working. On a dot.
• 1:08:17
  See, The thing is, is my documentaries, nobody watches
• 1:08:20
  them, even y'all guys. So I don't bother anymore.
• 1:08:23
  But I was working on one and I have a lot of research and stuff
• 1:08:26
  for it regarding Discord, Roblox and Grooming.
• 1:08:31
  It's so blatant. Man, you can find it anywhere.
• 1:08:35
  Yeah. I mean, if you go into one of
• 1:08:40
  those games and act like a little kid.
• 1:08:41
  Somebody's going to try and groom you.
• 1:08:43
  Not even kidding. Go into public lobbies.
• 1:08:47
  Like. Most kids play with their
• 1:08:49
  friends, right? But the few kids that go into
• 1:08:51
  the public lobbies? But the problem with Roblox in.
• 1:08:54
  Particular. Is that a lot of like the?
• 1:08:58
  Because they make their own different games on each server,
• 1:09:00
  right? Right.
• 1:09:02
  Well, if you want to play a certain game.
• 1:09:03
  Like you want to play cops? And robbers, you got to go to
• 1:09:05
  this server and there's a predator on that server.
• 1:09:12
  And then if you want to go, play, if you want to.
• 1:09:14
  Go play ninjas instead. There's a Predator on that
• 1:09:17
  server. Whatever public server what has
• 1:09:22
  whatever game. You're probably going to find
• 1:09:24
  somebody who will solicit you who they think is a child,
• 1:09:29
  because I've done this. To prove it.
• 1:09:31
  To see how bad it is, and let me tell you every server I went on
• 1:09:35
  if you just go with the idea that like you say, you're 12.
• 1:09:41
  They will try. And get you to go on their
• 1:09:42
  discord. Privately, they will ask you to
• 1:09:44
  send them pictures on all that shit, yeah.
• 1:09:48
  Latently open. Because the predator hunters.
• 1:09:52
  Are all worried about like. DMS on Twitter or whatever.
• 1:09:55
  I'm telling you, most of them are finding them in VIG games.
• 1:09:59
  Keep an eye on what your kids are playing.
• 1:10:00
  And who they're talking? To Yeah, no, I.
• 1:10:05
  I've played I I've played Roblox with my younger siblings before.
• 1:10:13
  The thing is, Roblox is good for kids.
• 1:10:15
  Right. I think it's actually a good
• 1:10:17
  game for kids, but. Man is it?
• 1:10:20
  In a way I haven't seen in any other game full of Predators.
• 1:10:23
  Except no. There's one other game this bad
• 1:10:25
  among us public. Lobbies of among us are just.
• 1:10:31
  Full to the brim of predators. I've never.
• 1:10:36
  I've never. Played among us.
• 1:10:38
  I kids really like it though. It's very popular.
• 1:10:41
  With kids. And so the and it has public
• 1:10:43
  lobbies and you can talk to people.
• 1:10:46
  And the point of the game is to socialize.
• 1:10:49
  And so of course it's full of predators, right?
• 1:10:53
  Me and Schmooly have found some fucked up shit we found.
• 1:10:56
  A whole we we actually exposed the predator who was in the
• 1:11:00
  middle of grooming kids on live streams from like Five Nights at
• 1:11:03
  Freddy fans or whatever. And then a bunch of the Five
• 1:11:06
  Nights at Freddy's kids told us like, oh, this happens all the
• 1:11:08
  time. There's all these weird old
• 1:11:10
  perverts that want to come in and like, push their.
• 1:11:13
  Gross. Sex shit on us.
• 1:11:16
  It's rampant, man. Yeah, it's.
• 1:11:21
  It's. Yeah, you got to keep an eye on
• 1:11:24
  your kids. If you have kids.
• 1:11:25
  Audience like I'm telling you, make sure you know who your kids
• 1:11:29
  talking to. That's all you need to know.
• 1:11:32
  Don't be. You don't have to be like you
• 1:11:34
  can't talk to anybody ever. But like listen, you know what I
• 1:11:38
  mean? Just just take some time from
• 1:11:40
  the other room and eavesdrop a little bit and see what's going
• 1:11:42
  on. No, I I'm a fucking predator.
• 1:11:45
  And not. Even know?
• 1:11:49
  The the one, the one game that I never.
• 1:11:52
  That I never fucked with as a kid, even when I was the age,
• 1:11:57
  was Club Penguin. Because even like when I was in
• 1:12:00
  middle school, like, I was sad enough to know that like Club
• 1:12:05
  Penguin, it seemed like there would be shaded characters on
• 1:12:09
  there. Because at the time that was
• 1:12:11
  like one of the it's so much easier now than one they have
• 1:12:14
  discord. Right.
• 1:12:15
  So they get these kids. Onto Discord and then they can
• 1:12:19
  get them on camera because everybody, you know, their phone
• 1:12:22
  probably has a camera or whatever.
• 1:12:24
  And that's, I mean that's the number one way of making CP now.
• 1:12:29
  As I. Understand it.
• 1:12:31
  It's one of them. They just get the kids to make
• 1:12:33
  it themselves by grooming them. They're not even get they're not
• 1:12:36
  even catfishing them for anything else, just for them to
• 1:12:39
  do nudes because they'll share. Them for money.
• 1:12:43
  Significant amounts of it, because freaks are weird.
• 1:12:49
  Yeah, So, yeah. Just keep.
• 1:12:52
  An eye on who your kids talk to. I'm old school Internet man.
• 1:12:56
  You you say that we didn't even have like online games when I
• 1:13:00
  was a kid. Were.
• 1:13:02
  I mean mostly like. Quake 3.
• 1:13:05
  I played in high school and that.
• 1:13:07
  Got a little? Wild of us talking shit to each
• 1:13:09
  other, but it's nothing like now, man.
• 1:13:12
  He's perfect for online games. I was the.
• 1:13:19
  Kids, It's very powerful, the kids.
• 1:13:20
  Think the friends are their real friends.
• 1:13:22
  I think it's important to differentiate between Internet
• 1:13:25
  friends and real friends especially, well, that that.
• 1:13:29
  Well, that and I I've talked about this before and people
• 1:13:33
  that I was overreacting. Facebook in particular is at a
• 1:13:37
  fault for that because of the terminology friends.
• 1:13:42
  Now you could say, oh Sam, well, that's just, you know, they're
• 1:13:45
  marketing in you know, that's just their gimmick.
• 1:13:49
  And I I right First Myspace did the friends first.
• 1:13:55
  Talk with. Everybody's friends, right?
• 1:13:58
  Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, OK, let's
• 1:14:01
  add Myspace in two. I'm granted Facebook owns
• 1:14:04
  Myspace now. So so it's it's.
• 1:14:08
  It's a moot point, but I do. Want to point out that, yeah,
• 1:14:10
  Myspace did it way before Facebook.
• 1:14:13
  Well, yeah, that. That.
• 1:14:14
  Well, that. Was.
• 1:14:15
  Kind of my point there too. It's like the the, the, the, the
• 1:14:20
  commoditization of the word friend.
• 1:14:24
  The word friend as like a commodity, really like.
• 1:14:33
  Bothered me even like even like in even like in.
• 1:14:35
  High school, like, people thought I was.
• 1:14:38
  People thought I was kind of like a loner because I only had
• 1:14:41
  like two or three really good friends, but like.
• 1:14:47
  I. I got AI.
• 1:14:49
  Double without a. Cause, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:14:52
  Well, I I got there in a. Leather jacket with a cigarette.
• 1:14:55
  Hanging. Out his lip like, yeah, I'm a
• 1:14:57
  loner. Doesn't nobody understand me?
• 1:15:01
  Well, I mean, I I. Had I I had like I actually did
• 1:15:08
  have a. Nice little painted flames.
• 1:15:10
  On his wheelchair. I mean, I that would be pretty
• 1:15:16
  baller, actually. You should do that.
• 1:15:19
  I I I. Should I'm on my?
• 1:15:21
  Next wheelchair, if not on the hand one though not not the.
• 1:15:26
  Mechanical. Just just flames painted on your
• 1:15:29
  hand in your wheelchair just because that's.
• 1:15:31
  Funnier. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  No. Like so you got flames on the.
• 1:15:38
  Side and you're going at like a. Like a brisk fucking pace
• 1:15:42
  instead of like yeah. I my wife just.
• 1:15:48
  Walked in she's. Already shaking her head at me.
• 1:15:53
  It's tough boys. Well, I I know.
• 1:15:55
  That's how you know it landed. See.
• 1:16:00
  Yeah, Yeah, that means that was a good one too.
• 1:16:03
  Well, you got. To learn, that's how you can
• 1:16:06
  gauge your jokes. If they offend my wife to some
• 1:16:08
  minor degree, they're probably good.
• 1:16:11
  Well, listen, I just. You know.
• 1:16:15
  Speaking of which, you heard about Shane Dawson.
• 1:16:17
  Buying children? I actually, I actually had, but
• 1:16:26
  I didn't. I didn't know if that was just
• 1:16:27
  like Mersch being Mersch or it was like actually real.
• 1:16:35
  Yeah, yeah, they just they. Just bought a couple.
• 1:16:37
  A couple gay guys, one of which says pedophilia is OK and that
• 1:16:43
  child porn's no big deal. And he's looked for it.
• 1:16:46
  And also, and I don't think this one's true, I think he was
• 1:16:49
  bullshitting. I think he's bullshitting for a
• 1:16:51
  lot of this, right? But it doesn't matter.
• 1:16:54
  He's also said he fucked his cat.
• 1:16:58
  I'm just saying you can. Just buy a kid.
• 1:17:02
  Hey. I think pedophilia is fine.
• 1:17:04
  Let me buy this child. Hey, you know what?
• 1:17:08
  They got to buy one. Get one free though, is what I
• 1:17:10
  heard now when they mean like. Buying.
• 1:17:14
  When they mean, like buying children, like actually like
• 1:17:17
  actual children or like, yeah, yeah, neither of them
• 1:17:21
  contributed. Semen, right?
• 1:17:26
  No, they didn't. She.
• 1:17:27
  She. Didn't know that.
• 1:17:28
  No, they didn't contribute any semen.
• 1:17:31
  They used a donor so that they wouldn't have to argue over
• 1:17:33
  who's the real father. And then?
• 1:17:38
  And then? The mother, they paid her for
• 1:17:41
  her womb. There's actually two women.
• 1:17:45
  People thought it was twins. It's two different women gave to
• 1:17:49
  anyway and they just paid them for the babies.
• 1:17:56
  Yeah, that's is that not buying a?
• 1:17:58
  Baby. You pay for the baby and then
• 1:18:03
  they. Deliver it to you on fucking
• 1:18:05
  launch day like a new PlayStation and then you just
• 1:18:09
  take the baby home. I just hope they.
• 1:18:13
  Know that there's no post release.
• 1:18:14
  Patches for babies. Launch day.
• 1:18:19
  Yeah, it's launch. Day.
• 1:18:23
  When you're going to commoditize.
• 1:18:24
  It. It's not a birthday, it's launch
• 1:18:27
  day. New product is out and Shane
• 1:18:33
  Dawson's like. I'll take two.
• 1:18:35
  I like diddling kids and everybody's like, yeah, that's
• 1:18:37
  cool, no problem here. Oh God.
• 1:18:46
  Allegedly, he Allegedly. Said that he likes diddling
• 1:18:49
  kids. When he bought the child.
• 1:18:55
  At the office, he was like, yeah, he allegedly.
• 1:18:59
  Said to the. To the people giving him the
• 1:19:01
  babies that he likes, diddling babies and they allegedly still
• 1:19:05
  gave him the baby, that's not yeah.
• 1:19:08
  That there's there's a time and. A place to.
• 1:19:11
  Joke about shit but. You know.
• 1:19:16
  Diddling kids. There's never time to think
• 1:19:19
  about that. He likes.
• 1:19:20
  Diddling kids is buying babies. What can you do but joke?
• 1:19:28
  Oh, if I didn't joke, we don't. Go and say it.
• 1:19:33
  We. Let well we we do live in.
• 1:19:35
  Cloud World World Max. So hey, you, she's.
• 1:19:40
  She's. Horrified by all this, right?
• 1:19:43
  But like I showed her today, she didn't know that Jim Sterling
• 1:19:46
  was a tranny and she said she. Said burn it.
• 1:19:50
  All down. This is the end.
• 1:19:52
  This is way too much. I hate the world.
• 1:19:57
  Yeah, she didn't. Know she 'cause she?
• 1:19:59
  Knew Jim Sterling. I was like, Oh yeah, the guy
• 1:20:01
  with the top hat. And he's always yelling.
• 1:20:03
  And she's like, yeah. And I was like, did you know
• 1:20:04
  he's a trainee? She didn't understand how much
• 1:20:07
  of A trainee I meant. So all I did is I went to Jim
• 1:20:10
  Sterling's YouTube page and I clicked on the first video,
• 1:20:13
  which is the Halloween video to boot.
• 1:20:15
  So he's wearing his spooky costume and talking about his
• 1:20:19
  vagina. And she was just at.
• 1:20:23
  I have never, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:20:24
  I don't think I've ever seen somebody cringe that hard in
• 1:20:28
  real life as much as my wife. It's slowly dawning on her that
• 1:20:34
  this is a man. She's watched his YouTube videos
• 1:20:36
  before and laughed and now look at him.
• 1:20:40
  And she she wanted. To put her hands.
• 1:20:43
  Through her. Face almost, You know, just to
• 1:20:47
  say I. Don't.
• 1:20:50
  I don't know what she. Looks like but I can.
• 1:20:52
  Picture her cringing just I I. Can see clear as day.
• 1:21:03
  So it's it's it's rough. Out there, people Just Troon
• 1:21:09
  out. Nowadays, and you never know.
• 1:21:11
  About it until later and then it's like, oh shit, you trooned
• 1:21:14
  out hard bro. You need to lay off the
• 1:21:17
  troonshine. It still feels like it still.
• 1:21:21
  Feels like I know people are, I know people are going.
• 1:21:26
  To get mad when I say this, but. It still feels like it's a
• 1:21:29
  fucking trend, though. Like it, it's it.
• 1:21:33
  Yeah, it's the. It's a.
• 1:21:37
  It's a trendy. Thing I don't I.
• 1:21:39
  Don't buy people who like all who all of the sudden just one
• 1:21:42
  day are like flip a switch and go.
• 1:21:47
  I don't apply. Anymore, Because you can't.
• 1:21:50
  Change that. Sorry, I've said before, though,
• 1:21:54
  here's my here's my deal on that.
• 1:21:56
  I ain't using your pronouns. You know what you have to do to
• 1:21:59
  get that to happen? Pass if you pass.
• 1:22:04
  I will naturally use your fucking.
• 1:22:06
  Pronouns. Unless I know otherwise.
• 1:22:08
  Other than that, yeah, you're a dude.
• 1:22:11
  I'm going to call you a dude. You look like a dude.
• 1:22:16
  You got like, facial hair. Going come on brother.
• 1:22:20
  You're a dude. Same thing with the.
• 1:22:23
  Same thing with the Chicks like like like Ellen Page, Ellen Page
• 1:22:33
  and. Yes, it's fucking.
• 1:22:35
  Ellen Page looks like you mean Elliot I.
• 1:22:41
  Mean no I. Mean.
• 1:22:42
  I mean fucking. I mean, I mean fucking Ellen
• 1:22:47
  Page. Legally.
• 1:22:49
  Legally. Elliot, OK, legally.
• 1:22:54
  Elliot Elliot Page. Elliot Page does not look like a
• 1:22:57
  dude. She looks like a mutilated
• 1:23:01
  Barbie doll. Like she looks like that one
• 1:23:07
  broad just cut her. Tits off.
• 1:23:08
  That's what she looks like. Because that's what it is, yeah,
• 1:23:13
  she cut. Her tits off and thinks she's a
• 1:23:15
  dude. It's like, bro, let me tell you
• 1:23:17
  something. If you're not a dude, you're
• 1:23:19
  never going to know what it's like to be a dude.
• 1:23:21
  Likewise, I'm never going to know what it's like to be a
• 1:23:23
  woman, right? Because I'm not going to.
• 1:23:26
  Be giving birth anytime. Soon, right?
• 1:23:29
  I'm not getting any periods right.
• 1:23:31
  There's a whole slew of stuff that comes with being a woman
• 1:23:34
  that I'm never going to experience, and I can't even
• 1:23:36
  pretend it into existence no matter how long they imagine.
• 1:23:40
  Well, well, actually. Max man.
• 1:23:44
  No I I. Can't even do it with a straight
• 1:23:47
  face. We're going to get artificial
• 1:23:50
  wombs. It's.
• 1:23:50
  Like that sounds? Dumb.
• 1:23:54
  You know what's beautiful? The 9th.
• 1:23:56
  Natural childbirth. You know what's the next?
• 1:24:00
  Best thing AC. Section.
• 1:24:03
  That's the route we went. You know what makes no sense at
• 1:24:06
  all? A dude with a plastic bubble
• 1:24:10
  baby in his fucking tum tum. Where is it?
• 1:24:14
  Coming out, brother? No, but like that.
• 1:24:19
  That. That's.
• 1:24:20
  The weird thing is like they find they find natural.
• 1:24:24
  I guess this is me being real transphobic.
• 1:24:26
  Though, right. Well, well, I'll do you.
• 1:24:29
  One better Max. If you want transphobic, they
• 1:24:34
  find natural childbirth gross or whatever.
• 1:24:39
  OK, right. Like OK if childbirth grosses
• 1:24:43
  you out. It's beautiful that no.
• 1:24:46
  No, no, it's. Gross.
• 1:24:48
  It's stressful. It's like, right, shit going on
• 1:24:52
  and you don't want. Everything is a blur.
• 1:24:55
  I thought I was, I was, it was a fucking trip, man.
• 1:24:59
  But it's beautiful. And then I have my son, right?
• 1:25:03
  But if it's great, but if. It OK.
• 1:25:07
  Yeah, exactly. But if that if that's gross.
• 1:25:11
  OK, fine. What's what's so great about?
• 1:25:15
  Like? Artificial like, test tube like,
• 1:25:21
  like? Like, that's what I'm saying
• 1:25:22
  like. It's It seems they already don't
• 1:25:24
  like vaginas, though so. Like, do they get a say in this?
• 1:25:29
  They think it's gross, 'cause they.
• 1:25:30
  Aesthetically don't like. Vaginas, 'cause they're gay,
• 1:25:33
  Yeah, but like. But like.
• 1:25:35
  What I'm saying is like, test two babies seem equally test.
• 1:25:39
  Two babies seem like more gross to me if we're if we're going to
• 1:25:45
  like, really get down, right? That is pretty fucking gross,
• 1:25:48
  bro. Well, yeah, I mean, he's a
• 1:25:55
  pedophile. Allegedly, that will never not
• 1:26:02
  be funny to me. To to Nick went.
• 1:26:06
  Nick went to This is a pedophile.
• 1:26:08
  Allegedly. Invite, he invites.
• 1:26:13
  Kids to his Chicago. Estate.
• 1:26:16
  Where he he kidnaps them and he makes them live in his basement
• 1:26:20
  and make content for him. And then he takes pictures of
• 1:26:24
  them when they're asleep. None of this is alleged, by the
• 1:26:29
  way. No.
• 1:26:34
  And he makes them watch training.
• 1:26:36
  Porn. I forgot that part.
• 1:26:37
  He makes them watch training porn, Shout out to Jaden or
• 1:26:42
  whatever. I think it's Jaden McNeil.
• 1:26:44
  Yeah, Jaden McNeil. Yeah, but yeah, that's what.
• 1:26:48
  He did. He made that.
• 1:26:49
  Guy live in and then he haunted for come.
• 1:26:54
  Allegedly not. Alleged at all?
• 1:26:58
  He said he did that. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:01
  And. My wife is looking at me like
• 1:27:02
  I'm crazy. No.
• 1:27:03
  Nick Fuentes. This was a famous gym thing.
• 1:27:06
  Nick Fuentes after the kid that he he lived in his basement,
• 1:27:10
  moved out, went looking with black lights over all the
• 1:27:13
  furniture to find his cum stains and and then.
• 1:27:19
  Told his whole disc and. Showed pictures to his whole
• 1:27:21
  discord of the cum stains he found on like this kids bed
• 1:27:27
  calling him. Like a degenerate jerking.
• 1:27:29
  Off or whatever if you're doing something natural and he's the
• 1:27:32
  one doing. Something completely fucked up
• 1:27:34
  and freaky, Yeah, yeah, that's a real.
• 1:27:37
  Thing that that's not alleged at all.
• 1:27:39
  That's true. He haunted for come he is the
• 1:27:43
  come hunter were all well, still pretending to be.
• 1:27:49
  To be a good Catholic boy. Right, Max?
• 1:27:52
  Of course I'm sorry. A good, a good Catholic man.
• 1:27:56
  I actually Sam I have. A video that I think is like,
• 1:28:00
  mandatory that we have to play tonight.
• 1:28:03
  I've been saving this up for you.
• 1:28:05
  I don't know if you caught it on Twitter, but I feel like the
• 1:28:08
  audience needs to see this. So I'm gonna.
• 1:28:10
  I'm gonna send it in gilded right now.
• 1:28:13
  Sure. This was important information
• 1:28:17
  about you. And your health, ladies and
• 1:28:20
  gentlemen, this is from our good.
• 1:28:23
  Friend. Of the Cringe Coffee House Dave
• 1:28:27
  Grady health expert OK And he has an important message for us.
• 1:28:36
  About your health and you. Know taking care of yourself and
• 1:28:40
  so on and so forth. So I wanted everybody to hear
• 1:28:43
  Dave. I don't usually play Dave clips
• 1:28:45
  on the show right, But it's only about two minutes and it's a
• 1:28:48
  really, I feel important clip, a lot of good.
• 1:28:53
  Information there. And Dave is just he's.
• 1:29:00
  Just Dave. Yeah, he's full blown Dave.
• 1:29:02
  Mode let me let me. Just queue this up.
• 1:29:06
  Let me just like this. I I yeah, I mean it.
• 1:29:18
  It is the holiday season and we. And we do need some holiday
• 1:29:21
  health tips here, so. And nobody.
• 1:29:26
  'S a bigger, most expert. Than Dave Grady.
• 1:29:29
  You can tell by the fact that he has advanced type 2 diabetes.
• 1:29:35
  Well, I mean. You know those folks are the
• 1:29:40
  ultimate health experts? Then Max, don't you know well
• 1:29:45
  sometimes. Look, hey, you know you.
• 1:29:47
  Good people with diabetes to take care of themselves.
• 1:29:51
  Dave's not one of them, but allegedly listen to what he has
• 1:29:55
  to say first. Don't judge based on Yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:01
  So. Let's.
• 1:30:03
  See what our old friend Dave has to say.
• 1:30:07
  Do you guys see the? Extra extra sweet pure leaf.
• 1:30:12
  Down there. Do not drink it.
• 1:30:13
  It is not good. I tried it.
• 1:30:15
  It is not good, right? If you guys want really good
• 1:30:19
  tea, where is it? Where is it?
• 1:30:23
  Where is it? Fuck riveting Dave.
• 1:30:36
  Content. These things are good.
• 1:30:42
  These are good. These are good.
• 1:30:44
  Get these. Get these.
• 1:30:48
  Dave, stop. Stop shaking the camera.
• 1:30:52
  I couldn't see what? I couldn't even see what he was.
• 1:30:55
  Oh no, no. He'll he'll elaborate.
• 1:30:57
  Just. Trust me, he gets really into
• 1:30:59
  detail here. Well, now.
• 1:31:02
  Well now. For for the.
• 1:31:04
  For the listening audience now he has extra sweet tea, right X
• 1:31:10
  pure leaf, extra sweet. Tea he's warning about here, he
• 1:31:14
  suggests to drink the regular. Pure.
• 1:31:16
  Leaf sweet tea instead. Oh, OK.
• 1:31:23
  Drink these. Do not drink these.
• 1:31:25
  I stand by. My word, Do not drink the extra
• 1:31:27
  extra sweet tea. Do not drink it.
• 1:31:31
  Do not drink it. These ones are good.
• 1:31:35
  These ones are good. But these ones are just
• 1:31:38
  overkill. Overkill.
• 1:31:40
  This is an overkill. Do not drink the extra sweet
• 1:31:43
  purple one. This is an overkill.
• 1:31:44
  You want pure leaf tea? Drink the the the blue ones.
• 1:31:48
  The blue ones are good. The blue ones are good.
• 1:31:50
  But do this is an overkill. It's like drinking alcohol.
• 1:31:53
  This is like drinking alcohol if you're diabetic or whatever.
• 1:31:57
  If you're diabetic or something or whatever, do not drink the
• 1:31:59
  extra sweet tea. This is an overkill.
• 1:32:01
  It's like an it's like drink the regular no for your sweet tea,
• 1:32:04
  not the egg. How can I put this sweet?
• 1:32:08
  Tea. Buy a bag.
• 1:32:09
  Of sugar and just put it in your mouth.
• 1:32:11
  Basically, get a bag of sugar and just put it in your mouth.
• 1:32:14
  Basically, that's basically what this is.
• 1:32:15
  Get get a bag of sugar and just put it in your mouth.
• 1:32:18
  Yeah, this is an overkill. An overkill.
• 1:32:21
  You want good tea? Drink this one.
• 1:32:24
  The sweet tea. This one is good.
• 1:32:25
  This one is good. You know, for the for the meat,
• 1:32:28
  for your. Even if you're diabetic,
• 1:32:30
  whatever this one is, is good. But like, you know, this one is
• 1:32:33
  good. It's like drinking alcohol.
• 1:32:35
  Extra free tea. No, do not drink that one.
• 1:32:38
  Do not drink this one. Drink this one.
• 1:32:41
  Drink this one. Well, that was.
• 1:32:47
  That was certainly insightful. Now I know we should find more
• 1:32:49
  not to drink. You can find.
• 1:32:51
  More. Amazing Dave.
• 1:32:53
  Content at Gordon Liddy on YouTube.
• 1:32:55
  I see the extra extra sweet pure leaf down.
• 1:32:58
  There do not. He was doing a mega.
• 1:33:01
  Like a month ago. And getting turned down, That
• 1:33:03
  was pretty funny. Now he's also been he went
• 1:33:07
  shopping. That's a that's a actually a
• 1:33:09
  smaller clip from a much larger clip where he went shopping and
• 1:33:13
  just looked at the prices and everything and repeated himself
• 1:33:16
  for about an hour. And we watched.
• 1:33:19
  That I don't. Know I watched Dave's content
• 1:33:22
  like regularly. Actually, I'm a big fan.
• 1:33:24
  I'm. I'm just, I'm his biggest fan.
• 1:33:26
  He knows that. Does he actually get like?
• 1:33:31
  Well, I mean, obviously, you know, it gets me, but he knows
• 1:33:33
  I'm his biggest fan. Well, Speaking of.
• 1:33:38
  That Speaking of people who who hate you and.
• 1:33:46
  By and by. And by extension, me I I got a
• 1:33:55
  review for the Withhold Report on Spotify podcast on a Apple
• 1:34:05
  podcast recently. Do they hate me?
• 1:34:09
  Well, no, they they hate. Me.
• 1:34:12
  Damn the the the criticism really are like I used to be
• 1:34:16
  like. AI used to be like.
• 1:34:22
  AI used to be somewhat balanced, but now I'm just totally a Trump
• 1:34:25
  shill. Now the kicker.
• 1:34:28
  The kicker is base in. Red pilled.
• 1:34:33
  Go. On.
• 1:34:35
  The kicker is the way this. Was written.
• 1:34:40
  It sound like a a former guest of mine who claims to be an
• 1:34:48
  author and who claims to be represented by Penguin at one
• 1:34:54
  point. Yeah, yeah, Johnny Fox talks
• 1:34:57
  about me on his show. All the time.
• 1:34:58
  It's real funny, 'cause I just leave him alone.
• 1:35:01
  You see, I put out a tweet once in a while.
• 1:35:03
  Be like he's done something silly.
• 1:35:06
  But I've. I've I'm not doing streams on
• 1:35:09
  him. I think maybe he wants me to.
• 1:35:12
  I think that's what it is. And I'd be glad to.
• 1:35:16
  I've been begging. For it.
• 1:35:18
  You know I want. I want to destroy him.
• 1:35:21
  Well, I'd be glad. To Johnny and I know you watch.
• 1:35:26
  By the way, one of our long time viewers, Johnny Fox.
• 1:35:30
  Well, since since Johnny's. Watching I want to put this out
• 1:35:33
  there, too. He's watched every episode since
• 1:35:35
  I joined. The show dude.
• 1:35:37
  No, no, I know. So since he's.
• 1:35:39
  Watching I want to put this out. I want to put this out there.
• 1:35:43
  Because he was also saying something like about how, like,
• 1:35:47
  I'm how I'm very selective with the authors I I invite on.
• 1:35:54
  I mean, listen, I had you on, you know, Jack Pierce, I I was
• 1:36:02
  willing to give you a an opportunity to, you know,
• 1:36:07
  promote your books. But when?
• 1:36:09
  But when I but when I. But when I asked you about your
• 1:36:13
  writing process, you hemmed and hawed and never gave me a
• 1:36:18
  straight answer. Your bro.
• 1:36:19
  Your bro. There you had.
• 1:36:21
  On a couple weeks ago, talked a lot about the writing process.
• 1:36:24
  Actually, it was a very interesting conversation from an
• 1:36:27
  actual author. Yeah.
• 1:36:30
  Well, and and. That's well and that's.
• 1:36:32
  What that's what the sour grapes is over because apparently like
• 1:36:37
  apparently I like I was overly overly selective and and wanting
• 1:36:42
  Eric Bishop on on the show and I and I'm and I'm sorry haven't
• 1:36:46
  you known the guy for like haven't you.
• 1:36:48
  Known the guy for, like years though.
• 1:36:51
  Yeah, I've. Yeah, I've known I've.
• 1:36:54
  Known for like 5 years. What else?
• 1:36:57
  Like what I thought it. Wasn't all like it.
• 1:37:01
  Because he was. An author it was because.
• 1:37:03
  You know the guy and he's interesting and you wanted to
• 1:37:05
  have him on your show. It's not Rocket like you know
• 1:37:07
  who's not interesting. Johnny.
• 1:37:09
  Fox talking about Boogie. Well, they're all like Keem. *
• 1:37:16
  Like, do you know? Do you realize that if you're
• 1:37:18
  now a guy who talks about Boogie as a YouTube channel, you are
• 1:37:22
  just a Keem star Mark? You're a mark.
• 1:37:26
  Like like the. Worst kind of wrestling fan,
• 1:37:29
  Yeah. Well, now also.
• 1:37:32
  Though That bullshit. That boogie?
• 1:37:34
  Oh yeah. Boogie's just so dumb.
• 1:37:36
  Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, he's making money off your
• 1:37:39
  punk ass and what are you making?
• 1:37:40
  You got 4000 subscribers. You probably bought it them
• 1:37:44
  actually. If you look at his social blade,
• 1:37:46
  you can see he got them all in one day, so it's pretty likely
• 1:37:48
  they bought it. But even if they're not, he buys
• 1:37:50
  ads for his shit. And he can't grow, man, because
• 1:37:55
  he floods his channel Because he's stupid.
• 1:37:59
  Well. He puts up like 6.
• 1:38:01
  Videos. In one day and then doesn't put
• 1:38:03
  up any videos for a week and like, as you might know, like
• 1:38:06
  that'll fuck you. And then every single time,
• 1:38:09
  without fail. And he'll he's probably already
• 1:38:12
  begun it on this channel that he's got now.
• 1:38:14
  But he does it on every channel. He inevitably, no matter what
• 1:38:17
  the content focuses, will make it about his audio books, yes.
• 1:38:24
  Because he really. More than anything, wants to be.
• 1:38:26
  Taken seriously as an author? Well, that.
• 1:38:30
  Well, that's what I'm saying. Is like I gave him the chance to
• 1:38:33
  to do that though. And like he wants to.
• 1:38:36
  He wants to shit over all of her, All of her.
• 1:38:40
  A fellow author, A much more successful author might I add.
• 1:38:47
  Yes. You know and so that.
• 1:38:50
  And so that's what I that's all I'm saying.
• 1:38:51
  Jack is like, you know, like supposedly.
• 1:38:56
  Since you're one of us and I include Eric and I in the author
• 1:39:00
  category, you might not want to shit on your colleagues buddy.
• 1:39:07
  So, yeah, well. I don't know.
• 1:39:11
  Shitting on him seems like the Here's a.
• 1:39:13
  Guy who's like making waves independently.
• 1:39:15
  That seems like the exact kind of guy you want to be friends
• 1:39:17
  with, but that's just my $0.02, yeah?
• 1:39:22
  Like all he cares. About is money, see we.
• 1:39:24
  Do what we want on this show. I think that's what, like the
• 1:39:27
  kind of you used to be fair and balanced.
• 1:39:29
  We just talk, man. You know what?
• 1:39:32
  Are we even? Affecting and we're.
• 1:39:34
  Kind of aware of that, right? Is we're just talking.
• 1:39:36
  We're just two guys having a fucking conversation.
• 1:39:38
  And sometimes it's interesting. Sometimes we it's three guys and
• 1:39:42
  we bring Shmuley in and he brings up some fucking shit I
• 1:39:44
  never thought of. Sometimes we have a guest.
• 1:39:47
  On and they talk. About interesting stuff, he
• 1:39:51
  Yeah, I mean instead. Of trying to have good
• 1:39:53
  conversations, he. Tries to ride whatever's a
• 1:39:55
  trend. Yeah, but he's not smart about
• 1:40:01
  it, you know? He's still following.
• 1:40:02
  Mundane mat Guide to fucking. Social media.
• 1:40:08
  Oh, so. Oh, speaking.
• 1:40:10
  Of bots, though, Max Morpheus says so.
• 1:40:15
  That's how Johnny Fox hit my YouTube recommendations.
• 1:40:18
  Bots if you watch. Stuff about hold on 'cause he
• 1:40:21
  did King Cobra, he does all like the most, like low hanging fruit
• 1:40:26
  locales. He does King Cobra Boogie and
• 1:40:29
  what he'll do, It's the laziest form of content possible.
• 1:40:33
  He'll watch their live stream and he'll chop it into 10 minute
• 1:40:37
  videos with his commentary, which he does as minimal as
• 1:40:40
  possible, right? And it's just like, oh, I can't.
• 1:40:44
  I'm a Johnny Fox here. I can't believe that King Cobra
• 1:40:49
  ate that gross stuff, Johnny. You're fat, OK?
• 1:40:56
  Your your fake. Profile picture is not.
• 1:40:58
  I've said this before, but I'm going to say it again.
• 1:41:00
  Your you have fat guy voice, OK? And even when I was at my.
• 1:41:05
  Heaviest. I never had fat.
• 1:41:07
  Guy voice. That's rough.
• 1:41:08
  I'm not going to lie. That sucks.
• 1:41:10
  Gene Usaina has had this, I told him.
• 1:41:12
  Like, bro, you have that guy voice you need to chill out with
• 1:41:15
  talking online because everybody's laughing because you
• 1:41:18
  sound like a cartoon character or a Muppet or something else
• 1:41:22
  like that. You're.
• 1:41:25
  Also, you're covering the lowest hanging fruit.
• 1:41:27
  Out there and you can't even make headway, bro.
• 1:41:29
  That's sad. That's sad.
• 1:41:31
  You know, you can say what you want.
• 1:41:33
  Oh, Max, you don't have 4000 Subs.
• 1:41:36
  I don't really care. But my counter to that would be
• 1:41:40
  all my goons are original, They're Max exclusive.
• 1:41:44
  You don't get Dave on the Johnny Fox Show, and if he starts
• 1:41:47
  covering Dave, I will go to his house and punch him in the face.
• 1:41:51
  Allegedly Zane's. Mine and everybody knows it
• 1:41:56
  though. And you know who else is mine,
• 1:41:58
  though, Is Johnny Fox. So actually, he can.
• 1:42:02
  Cover all my goons because he's. Just one of them.
• 1:42:07
  And I really, if he wants to like.
• 1:42:09
  Tangle again. If I have to dust off the old
• 1:42:12
  overlay and cringe coffee house, that's what we'll do.
• 1:42:15
  But I have more fun here, man. I have more fun not paying
• 1:42:18
  attention to Internet stuff, although I have been.
• 1:42:23
  I went full pizza fun with Pod awful.
• 1:42:25
  Went to the $12.00 level men watching shit God, what did we
• 1:42:29
  watch? What do we watch?
• 1:42:32
  Rufio off a wean from this year with Rufio.
• 1:42:39
  I'm I'm not. We watched all the Rufio stuff,
• 1:42:42
  actually. That dude just gets catfished
• 1:42:44
  and like basically it's amazing. Jesse's not even heavily
• 1:42:49
  involved in some of them where the Pot awful cult is just
• 1:42:53
  hanging out in a discord and they bring this guy in and they
• 1:42:56
  craft a fantasy world that involves like a girl that's into
• 1:43:00
  him and they all just feed into. It and he'll believe.
• 1:43:03
  Some shit, man. There was necromancers and
• 1:43:06
  fucking what else? Red rooms of death and fucking
• 1:43:11
  girls getting killed. And this guy bought into
• 1:43:13
  everything. It was like, it's like pot.
• 1:43:15
  Awful community theater. Except there's one guy who
• 1:43:19
  doesn't know that it's a fucking and you you say to.
• 1:43:23
  Yourself, you're sitting. There, right?
• 1:43:25
  And you're just like, how can he keep believing this but for
• 1:43:33
  Rufio, there is a promise that maybe, potentially he might get
• 1:43:39
  one tiny little crumb of pussy. And so and.
• 1:43:44
  And so if the Cam girl. Gets buried alive.
• 1:43:48
  He wants to save her, not 'cause he cares deeply about her as a
• 1:43:52
  human being. But immediately, of course, come
• 1:43:55
  here and move in so you can you know, we.
• 1:43:56
  Can get. Busy and it's amazing. 10 out of
• 1:44:00
  10. The pizza, I'll say no, I don't
• 1:44:04
  show for anything. Pot awful pizza.
• 1:44:06
  Fun is so worth it. If you don't think pot awful is
• 1:44:08
  funny, then you're retarded, not a Lesley.
• 1:44:15
  It's funny that you bring up you.
• 1:44:18
  Know you're watching old episodes from, like, the 2016
• 1:44:22
  era. Even Oh wow.
• 1:44:25
  Yeah. I I actually found like an old
• 1:44:30
  audio episode of Pot album from 2014 where he was, like,
• 1:44:34
  bullying Harry Potter fans. Yeah.
• 1:44:39
  There's like. 14. Years worth of content.
• 1:44:42
  And I watch him and I, you know, I I've never actually done the
• 1:44:45
  pizza fun before because I don't really give people money.
• 1:44:49
  But I feel like the pizza fun's a little different because like,
• 1:44:52
  what you're getting behind that fucking velvet rope is actually
• 1:44:56
  a lot of content, if you're. Into that kind of.
• 1:45:00
  Stuff. And I am man, and I've been
• 1:45:02
  having a blast watching that and not really paying in.
• 1:45:04
  So I've been paying attention to interest in that stuff.
• 1:45:07
  But it's poured awful stuff. I also like you.
• 1:45:09
  You're also allowed to go into like the higher echelons of his
• 1:45:12
  Discord, but you know me and Discord.
• 1:45:14
  I I can only really keep up with our Guild with a handful of
• 1:45:18
  people. Not a Discord guy, that.
• 1:45:23
  It's been a lot of like. World of Warcraft.
• 1:45:25
  Look at Twitter every now and again.
• 1:45:27
  What are people bitching about right now?
• 1:45:29
  Oh, that's gay. Move on.
• 1:45:34
  Speaking of my my wife. Had been heated.
• 1:45:38
  About something that we talked about though.
• 1:45:41
  It's a follow up because we haven't talked about this.
• 1:45:43
  You know the Doctor Who thing we talked about the the wheelchair
• 1:45:46
  guy. She had thoughts on that, but
• 1:45:49
  the one she heard is the big one, right?
• 1:45:52
  Doctor Who's gay And everybody kind of.
• 1:45:55
  Knew. Did you see this, Sam?
• 1:46:01
  No. We talked about, so we talked
• 1:46:04
  about the episode. Where?
• 1:46:06
  What was it? They changed a guy who's
• 1:46:09
  generally considered disabled because he's in a wheelchair,
• 1:46:11
  right? And they made him not in a
• 1:46:13
  wheelchair. And my wife's first comment to
• 1:46:15
  that was that the Daleks would kill him because he's too human.
• 1:46:20
  Lore wise, right? Yeah, but.
• 1:46:23
  Besides that, it's stupid. Right.
• 1:46:25
  It's just a stupid thing to do. But the next week, on the next
• 1:46:29
  episode, they had an exchange where he said somebody was, I
• 1:46:33
  think it was JFK, actually. He said, oh JFK, he's so cute.
• 1:46:38
  And then the companion, I believe it's the companion, says
• 1:46:41
  to him, oh, well, we always knew you were kind of that way.
• 1:46:45
  And he's like, oh, I guess this is me now.
• 1:46:50
  He's gay. Now that's cannon.
• 1:46:53
  The new Doctor and Karina. It's not David Tennant's old
• 1:46:56
  doctor, remember? He's now reincarnated again
• 1:46:59
  after he's been a woman who saved Rosa Parks or whatever the
• 1:47:03
  fuck. So now he's.
• 1:47:06
  Gay. Do you?
• 1:47:10
  Do you? Have any thoughts on that?
• 1:47:14
  You could. Step over here.
• 1:47:15
  You don't have to go on. Camera.
• 1:47:16
  You can kind of just talk loudly.
• 1:47:19
  I my wife has some thoughts on this and I think she'd like to
• 1:47:21
  share it. I didn't plan this, but So what
• 1:47:26
  do you think? About Doctor Who, David.
• 1:47:28
  Tennant being gay, it is the stupidest fucking.
• 1:47:33
  Shit that they could have ever done, and specifically for the
• 1:47:39
  10th. Fucking doctor.
• 1:47:41
  Because you want to sit there and go, oh, he's gay.
• 1:47:44
  I got 2 words for you. Rose Tyler.
• 1:47:48
  He was in love with Rose Tyler. He fucking, like, broke the.
• 1:47:54
  Universe to get to her. Just to say goodbye.
• 1:47:57
  He had a human version of himself created when Donna
• 1:48:00
  fucking zapped herself with the TARDIS and was like, here, now
• 1:48:04
  you can be with me, but I can't be with you.
• 1:48:07
  And it was one of the most, like, cheer wrenching moments of
• 1:48:10
  like all the series. Even when the 9th Doctor said
• 1:48:13
  goodbye to Rose, it was more just so.
• 1:48:16
  So for them to do this, it's just like fuck you, you fucking
• 1:48:20
  assholes. And fuck David Tennant, even
• 1:48:23
  though, yes, he's my favorite Doctor and I love a lot of stuff
• 1:48:26
  he's in, but fuck him for ruining the Doctor.
• 1:48:29
  He can go fuck himself, you feel?
• 1:48:33
  Better, I'd like to. Good.
• 1:48:36
  I. I'd like to.
• 1:48:37
  Point. Out that apex Gamma is in is
• 1:48:41
  actually in chat so shout at the apex he he said.
• 1:48:45
  He said he said what's up nerds. And then he just now said, oh, I
• 1:48:51
  was just kidding about the nerd stuff, guy guys, right as we
• 1:48:55
  start. Talking.
• 1:48:56
  About nerd stuff. Hey, man, I knew she wanted.
• 1:49:01
  To get that off her chest, you know she's freaking needed.
• 1:49:06
  Here's The thing is like I'm. Is I'm not even that.
• 1:49:10
  I'm not even that much of A Doctor Who fan.
• 1:49:13
  But no matter what franchise, no matter what franchise it is, the
• 1:49:17
  fact that they just like, swap, You know, be the Brits, the
• 1:49:22
  Brits, don't follow directions quite right.
• 1:49:25
  Right, so it's put a chick in it and make her gay.
• 1:49:28
  What they did instead is first they put a chick in it, and then
• 1:49:32
  the next time they just made him gay, right?
• 1:49:35
  They went back for dude. So they they're they're not
• 1:49:38
  following the full Hollywood code right now.
• 1:49:41
  And I feel like that's backfiring on them.
• 1:49:44
  No. Well, you know has.
• 1:49:46
  Just made the chick. Yay, right.
• 1:49:49
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:49:53
  Well, well, no, that wouldn't. Actually, because because see
• 1:49:58
  what? See, allegedly from what I
• 1:50:00
  understand, they got rid of the chick because everyone hated
• 1:50:03
  her, but if they made her, if they made her double down and
• 1:50:07
  make her gay, if they made. Her a gay chick then?
• 1:50:10
  Oh. My God, no one, no one could
• 1:50:12
  criticize her. Everybody would love it.
• 1:50:15
  They should have just made, yeah.
• 1:50:17
  Hey. Their their new approach.
• 1:50:20
  Now the Doctor likes dudes. Maybe he's not gay.
• 1:50:23
  Maybe he's trans. We can only hope.
• 1:50:30
  You. You.
• 1:50:31
  You say that. But I I guarantee you there's
• 1:50:34
  going to be some BBC exactly. It's going to watch this and be
• 1:50:38
  like we're assuming that. Because he was attracted to a
• 1:50:43
  dude, that means he's. Gay now?
• 1:50:44
  But they never said gay, so he could be full trans.
• 1:50:50
  Really, I sensed the. Marketing potential there?
• 1:50:53
  Make him full trans and he can have his transition over the
• 1:50:56
  season of the show. Taking HRT and whatnot and he.
• 1:51:02
  Can use like he can use like his fucking his his magical
• 1:51:06
  screwdriver to cut his penis off.
• 1:51:08
  Just burn it with fire and end. It.
• 1:51:14
  Off. That would be good show.
• 1:51:17
  I'm going I'm. Vibrating dilator.
• 1:51:20
  Oh. My God, I'm.
• 1:51:25
  I'm going. I'm going.
• 1:51:26
  To I'm going to clip this so when I have So what happens, we
• 1:51:31
  can once again say that Max and Sam were ahead of the curve.
• 1:51:36
  It's very stunning and brave of David Tennant to.
• 1:51:39
  Become the first trans doctor. Isn't.
• 1:51:42
  Isn't David? Tennant and I I'm seriously
• 1:51:44
  asking this because I didn't know I thought David Tennant was
• 1:51:47
  gay like in or is gay in real life.
• 1:51:51
  I I just assumed, yeah, married to one of.
• 1:51:53
  The director's daughters and they have kids.
• 1:51:55
  And she's like my age or young. Well, that's a look because he's
• 1:51:58
  married and has. Kids.
• 1:51:59
  Doesn't mean he's not gay. Will you a bigot?
• 1:52:03
  Will you a bigot? Shut up.
• 1:52:05
  He's in Hollywood or? Whatever, he's probably.
• 1:52:07
  Super gay, right? That's how you get it.
• 1:52:10
  Roll, isn't it? You suck Dicks.
• 1:52:12
  That's what I was told. That's why I'm not in Hollywood.
• 1:52:17
  It's like well. I like telling.
• 1:52:23
  Jokes, but I don't. Like sucking Dicks.
• 1:52:25
  So let me figure out a different path in life, my friend.
• 1:52:30
  Nope. You want.
• 1:52:33
  You want the, right? Would you you want if they were
• 1:52:36
  to take your show off and make you like?
• 1:52:38
  The next rush Would you suck a Dick?
• 1:52:42
  No. Yeah, see, that's what I.
• 1:52:44
  Mean you got to have. Some standards in life, right?
• 1:52:49
  No, I mean. They.
• 1:52:53
  They they they tried to make me do that with Charlie Couric,
• 1:52:56
  allegedly. But whoa, whoa, whoa, I told
• 1:53:00
  him. I'm.
• 1:53:03
  I'm not. I'm not.
• 1:53:04
  Suck his Dick. Allegedly.
• 1:53:09
  Allegedly. That's a pretty big.
• 1:53:11
  Alleged I've heard Charlie Kirk attempts to molest disabled.
• 1:53:19
  Man, is that where we're at now? Yes.
• 1:53:25
  Based allegedly. Yeah, no, that's that's the
• 1:53:33
  headline coming out. Of the show tonight, ladies and
• 1:53:35
  gentlemen. Charlie Kirk attempted to molest
• 1:53:38
  a disabled man. Yeah, allegedly.
• 1:53:43
  Allegedly. Well, you're the.
• 1:53:45
  You're the alleger, so. Yeah.
• 1:53:53
  Charlie Turk was. Like you could be the next big
• 1:53:56
  thing. If you just suck my pee pee.
• 1:54:00
  God's not watching. Well, I was like, no.
• 1:54:06
  He didn't get back. Why?
• 1:54:10
  Why I? Well, I will.
• 1:54:11
  I will. Say this, I'm old enough to
• 1:54:13
  remember when Joey Kirk didn't like Trump and thought he was a
• 1:54:19
  bad candidate. And.
• 1:54:20
  Then I'm old enough to remember when I never thought about.
• 1:54:24
  Charlie Kirk sucking a Dick that was only like 5 minutes.
• 1:54:28
  Ago. Yeah.
• 1:54:31
  No. No less than that.
• 1:54:35
  So it was a brave, awesome world back then.
• 1:54:41
  Everything's been dark times ever since I all I can think
• 1:54:47
  about. Is an image of Charlie.
• 1:54:48
  Kirk on his knees and Sam. Sucking his Dick, he's going to
• 1:54:57
  no, no, no, no. If.
• 1:54:59
  If Charlie If Charlie Kirk's on his knees, then one well, he's.
• 1:55:05
  On the bed. Oh.
• 1:55:06
  OK. On his knees.
• 1:55:10
  See. So you've thought of this more.
• 1:55:13
  You've thought of this more than I have?
• 1:55:15
  No, because you thought enough to ask the.
• 1:55:17
  Question and I just reacted with like, OK, reasonable stupid
• 1:55:21
  answer. So you thought about it more
• 1:55:24
  than I did. I just reacted.
• 1:55:26
  Oh, OK. But you're the one that.
• 1:55:28
  Brought it up. I didn't.
• 1:55:31
  Know that Charlie Kirk tried to molest.
• 1:55:33
  You. This is a serious thing, Sam.
• 1:55:37
  Yeah. How old were you?
• 1:55:41
  I mean, I was. I was 21.
• 1:55:44
  OK. One, you're 20.
• 1:55:46
  One years young. Impressionable. 21 year.
• 1:55:49
  Old disabled. Man just caught up in.
• 1:55:53
  The web and. Charm of the irreferable
• 1:55:56
  conservative boring guy Charlie Kirk and his big Dick?
• 1:56:03
  No. No.
• 1:56:03
  No, it was, it was basically just like, sure, Oh yeah, it was
• 1:56:07
  much more casual than I'm describing it.
• 1:56:11
  Go on. It.
• 1:56:16
  Was it? Was basically.
• 1:56:17
  Like it was basically go along with our boring, normally
• 1:56:22
  conservative thing and we'll, I mean, I I've talked about this
• 1:56:26
  before. It was the whole be our token
• 1:56:30
  cripple guy and you can become famous.
• 1:56:33
  And I'm like. Yeah, no, I don't want to do
• 1:56:36
  that. So yeah, I I don't cripple guy I
• 1:56:41
  don't want. To.
• 1:56:42
  I Listen, if I'm going to, if I'm going to be anyone's token
• 1:56:46
  crippled guy, I'm going to be my own token crippled guy.
• 1:56:49
  Like, hey, that's whose name's on the show.
• 1:56:52
  It ain't mine. What?
• 1:56:55
  What's? In fact, if anything, I'm.
• 1:56:57
  Like the token? Old guy.
• 1:57:00
  Well, I've been. Told I'm young, so I don't know.
• 1:57:04
  Well, you you are. You are young.
• 1:57:06
  It's it's Morpheus who, who is the old, who is the old guy
• 1:57:12
  because he's he. Because he's also.
• 1:57:14
  Crippled. So actually Morpheus is is the
• 1:57:18
  way crippled years. Crippled years aren't like.
• 1:57:20
  Regular people years. Is that a thing?
• 1:57:25
  I guess there's. There because.
• 1:57:28
  You know the life expectancy difference, I get that.
• 1:57:31
  But is that a thing like cripples joke about amongst
• 1:57:33
  themselves? Triple, triple years.
• 1:57:39
  Well, well, I mean. In all seriousness, I I will.
• 1:57:44
  I will say this like if I'm getting, if I'm getting hip
• 1:57:47
  pains when I'm in my 20s, then like, then like, what's it?
• 1:57:54
  Going to be like when. I'm 40, yeah, I got a little bit
• 1:57:58
  of that hip. Arthritis.
• 1:57:59
  Just starting the last couple years and it fucking sucks.
• 1:58:05
  We need a, We need a glucosamine.
• 1:58:08
  I just get out there and. Fucking run and listen to
• 1:58:11
  fucking Hate Breed yell at me and call me a bitch for not
• 1:58:15
  fucking wanting to do it and fucking I get it done and take
• 1:58:19
  your. Take your glucosamine too.
• 1:58:22
  From what I've heard, that allegedly helps.
• 1:58:27
  So. Crack helps as well.
• 1:58:31
  Allegedly. Well, I mean, Hunter would know
• 1:58:36
  all. Hunter would know all about
• 1:58:38
  that, right? That's where I heard it from.
• 1:58:43
  Yeah. He's a big fan of crack.
• 1:58:46
  Yeah, Hunter Who? Hunter.
• 1:58:48
  Who only gets like one star in GTA for for snorting Cove.
• 1:58:53
  He didn't even get a star, bro, He.
• 1:58:56
  Didn't even get a star like you and I.
• 1:58:58
  That's a seven-year jail felony, right?
• 1:59:00
  And he's just like, that's cool, dawg.
• 1:59:05
  You know he was. Smoking, blunts and drinking.
• 1:59:07
  Champagne too. You know you.
• 1:59:10
  And you said he did it. On like, the Resolute desk.
• 1:59:13
  I want to point out that, like, that desk has probably that that
• 1:59:17
  desk. Oh, it's been fucked on.
• 1:59:20
  Yeah. That that desk has I.
• 1:59:23
  Mean Bill Clinton? Like we talked about this.
• 1:59:25
  Bill Clinton put Monica on that desk and then put a cigar in her
• 1:59:29
  pussy. Well, that's not.
• 1:59:32
  A legend, I mean. Jack.
• 1:59:35
  Kennedy And then he smoked it, Yeah.
• 1:59:39
  I mean, Jack Sam, he smoked it. He put it in her pussy and then
• 1:59:46
  smoked it. OK, go ahead.
• 1:59:51
  Well, I mean, hey. Hey, listen the.
• 1:59:53
  Guy the guy. He's a connoisseur.
• 1:59:58
  The guy said, Well, Clinton. Said he enjoys a fine cigar and
• 2:00:03
  some pussy. And he just figured he could
• 2:00:05
  combine the two. No Clint.
• 2:00:08
  Well, later. On Clinton said that she had a
• 2:00:10
  smoking pussy. I didn't realize that he meant
• 2:00:12
  it little. Dead I I'm sorry I.
• 2:00:21
  I'm sorry, I. Could I?
• 2:00:22
  Could not. Resist that one.
• 2:00:24
  The setup was 2. The set up was too perfect.
• 2:00:31
  The thing is, is I feel like that.
• 2:00:34
  Would be like an awful smoke. Like, objectively, Because like
• 2:00:39
  anything, moisture on a cigar sizzles and like, crackles and
• 2:00:44
  shit, yeah. I feel like that that would be.
• 2:00:49
  Gross. Yeah.
• 2:00:52
  Well, I mean, it's Bill Clinton. So.
• 2:00:57
  I feel like that would be. Gross.
• 2:01:01
  Irregardless, so is Hillary. So I get it, Yeah.
• 2:01:04
  Yeah, see, people are like. Oh, but.
• 2:01:08
  Monica's not super. Attractive.
• 2:01:11
  Yeah, but like he he's married to Hillary.
• 2:01:17
  What? What's?
• 2:01:18
  What's it? I actually I said this.
• 2:01:22
  I believe the old the. Old phrase is any port in a
• 2:01:25
  storm. He's that kind of guy, for sure.
• 2:01:30
  Why? I mean, the kind of guy who
• 2:01:32
  sticks the. Cigar in a girl's?
• 2:01:33
  Pussy and then smokes it is that kind of guy.
• 2:01:39
  Yeah, well, I actually like if you're married.
• 2:01:44
  If you're married, the pussy cigar is that too.
• 2:01:47
  Much for you. Is that maybe why I keep saying
• 2:01:51
  it? I'm a big fan of the audience
• 2:01:59
  and right now she's the audience, so.
• 2:02:07
  What do you think? You think it would be a good?
• 2:02:09
  Smoke the pussy cigar No. We agree.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, I know. We all, we all.
• 2:02:21
  Agree that that would be that. That would be horrible.
• 2:02:25
  But can we also agree that, like she said, she said, can you?
• 2:02:29
  Imagine the smell. Well, listen, Can you imagine?
• 2:02:37
  Pussy smoke. Pussy smoke.
• 2:02:41
  What the fuck would put I? Don't even want.
• 2:02:44
  To know. Pussy smoke sounds like a 90s
• 2:02:51
  grunge. Yeah, that sounds like the name
• 2:02:53
  of a punk. Band right, it's.
• 2:02:55
  All. It's an all female punk.
• 2:02:57
  Band. They're called pussy smoke.
• 2:03:06
  Their first album, Imagine the Smell.
• 2:03:18
  Oh my God. Hold on, hold, hold on.
• 2:03:26
  I've. I've got to Google something
• 2:03:28
  live here. Actually, don't Google pussy
• 2:03:31
  smoke. I want to.
• 2:03:32
  Check something I guarantee. You nothing will come up that
• 2:03:35
  you. Can share one of the songs.
• 2:03:38
  I like it. When he puts it up there, I.
• 2:03:43
  I won't. I won't.
• 2:03:44
  Display on. I I want this way on on screen,
• 2:03:47
  but I am curious to know if there if there is actually a
• 2:03:50
  ban. I would actually be surprised
• 2:03:52
  if. There's not a.
• 2:03:53
  Band already. Hold on, though, if this story
• 2:03:57
  is. True.
• 2:03:57
  And Bill Clinton smoked the cigar.
• 2:04:00
  That means that there's a level of feet and friction that could
• 2:04:04
  make that could make that pussy juice smoke.
• 2:04:08
  So can you fuck? Hard and fast.
• 2:04:11
  Enough to create enough friction to make the pussy smoke on its
• 2:04:16
  own. There's a song.
• 2:04:19
  There's a song about pussy smoke.
• 2:04:20
  I'm sure there is. There Holy dog with.
• 2:04:24
  Guns. Holy, Holy.
• 2:04:27
  Crap back. I kid you not, there's a band
• 2:04:32
  there. There's a band called Pussy
• 2:04:34
  Maggot out of out of Detroit. Michigan.
• 2:04:38
  I'm serious now we need to. Have Craig on.
• 2:04:41
  He's our resident PhD engineer. For those that haven't heard him
• 2:04:45
  before, we got to get Craig on. Why are you?
• 2:04:48
  Thumbs Downing You don't like Craig?
• 2:04:51
  No, no I I I. Love.
• 2:04:54
  I I love your hand went up and it was like, oh, that must be.
• 2:04:58
  A thumbs down. I love that shit.
• 2:05:00
  Is that just automatic? Yeah.
• 2:05:03
  No, I no, I love. Craig Yeah, you try and get it
• 2:05:06
  to work and it doesn't. And then you're just like moving
• 2:05:09
  and it's like thumbs down for Craig.
• 2:05:12
  Now we got to get Craig on so he can help.
• 2:05:14
  He is the only person I believe that would entertain the
• 2:05:18
  question of whether you physically can fuck hard enough
• 2:05:22
  to make the pussy smoke. Can you create that level?
• 2:05:26
  Of friction. Is it possible?
• 2:05:29
  Yeah, it would hurt. I I feel.
• 2:05:36
  Like. From a woman I feel like.
• 2:05:39
  I feel like we would. But it's for science.
• 2:05:43
  I feel like that. Would hurt.
• 2:05:44
  I feel like that would hurt. The guy too to be, yes, but but
• 2:05:48
  I'm the I'm talking hypothetically.
• 2:05:50
  For science's sake, I need an engineer to help me conclude
• 2:05:55
  this question, right? Like, wouldn't you like to know
• 2:05:59
  I I just possible that you could fuck so hard, right?
• 2:06:04
  That it starts smoking? That would be good to know.
• 2:06:09
  It's a good to have goals. I I Oh my God.
• 2:06:16
  And she just said if you've you've.
• 2:06:18
  If you've used the cigar fast enough, could you light it?
• 2:06:23
  We're breaking scientific ground here on the Whitfield.
• 2:06:25
  Report people. If you've been listening for two
• 2:06:28
  hours, this is what you get. Now you get pussy smoke.
• 2:06:34
  My wife is subjected to it too, which is the.
• 2:06:36
  Best part? Yeah, you're on the stream.
• 2:06:42
  You're a guest on the same one where I talk about.
• 2:06:45
  Pussy smoke. Like 10 minutes later, listen,
• 2:06:49
  listen. I I.
• 2:06:50
  Listen, I nothing behind out here on the Whitfield.
• 2:06:54
  Report. Listen, I'd like.
• 2:06:56
  I'd like to point out. For the audience on Pussy Smoke,
• 2:06:59
  OK, it's an. Important topic I I'd.
• 2:07:06
  I'd like to point out a few weeks ago.
• 2:07:08
  That Max was roasting me for something for Sky Blue just like
• 2:07:13
  3 weeks ago and now and now we're talking about.
• 2:07:17
  I'm talking about science, Sam. I'm talking about numbers, hard
• 2:07:22
  science. And also I'm not simping for
• 2:07:25
  anybody. I'm saying like, put the the the
• 2:07:28
  cigar in the pussy's a stupid fucking.
• 2:07:30
  Like, who does that? I like a good cigar.
• 2:07:32
  I like pussy, right? Combining those two things never
• 2:07:36
  occurred to me. Oh my God.
• 2:07:38
  Well, I mean, Bill. Is the best.
• 2:07:40
  Cigar after you had some good. Pussy.
• 2:07:43
  That's one. I mean Bill.
• 2:07:45
  I mean Bill. Is from Arkansas, which he
• 2:07:47
  technically did. Yeah, but like.
• 2:07:51
  But again, Bill is. Bill is from Arkansas Max.
• 2:07:54
  They're not exactly. They're not exactly known for
• 2:07:58
  like. I suppose we should be thankful
• 2:08:00
  it was Monica and. Not a pig then, although.
• 2:08:05
  Well, no. Well, no, but if.
• 2:08:06
  It was a pig. It would have been Hillary.
• 2:08:08
  The the They wouldn't. Smelt like bacon, then it would
• 2:08:17
  have smelt like. Bacon, my wife says.
• 2:08:23
  That's what he'll. No, no.
• 2:08:24
  See, Hillary would have been. Hillary because you.
• 2:08:26
  Combine you, Combine her roasty ass.
• 2:08:28
  Old pussy with the fact that she's like, you know, demonic,
• 2:08:32
  right? And she always smells like
• 2:08:35
  bacon. Bacon and sulfur.
• 2:08:41
  What's what's in though? She smells like.
• 2:08:43
  Bacon and sulfur. That's what you'd expect her
• 2:08:48
  roasted. Ass pussy fucking always.
• 2:08:50
  On fire. What's in though?
• 2:08:52
  It it it all seriousness. And and I I don't like she
• 2:08:56
  proves that a human being. Can have their vagina catch
• 2:09:00
  fire, which is basically the question I've been asking about
• 2:09:03
  putting it. Well, listen.
• 2:09:06
  Matt. Like how hot?
• 2:09:07
  I need to know Like how? Much friction is involved
• 2:09:12
  because, like I say, it's good to have bulls.
• 2:09:15
  Oh, you were. Oh, you were?
• 2:09:16
  Asking Matt, you weren't. You weren't asking how hot or
• 2:09:19
  Clinton was because I I was going to say like negative.
• 2:09:23
  Obviously she's a 12. What?
• 2:09:26
  Well. And I don't have any information
• 2:09:30
  that would lead to. Anything to do with her at all?
• 2:09:32
  Ever. Anywhere?
• 2:09:35
  No. I'm.
• 2:09:37
  I'm just. Saying that.
• 2:09:39
  Her pussy probably does smell. Like bacon.
• 2:09:41
  Just like all the time. Because she's like, you know, on
• 2:09:44
  fire and I and. I I would also like to.
• 2:09:49
  Just I would also make like to make a discussion.
• 2:09:52
  Allegedly, She's allegedly. The devil I should really should
• 2:09:58
  start. Clarifying these things.
• 2:10:00
  I I would just like to say for the.
• 2:10:02
  Audience that neither Max or I would ever commit suicide.
• 2:10:06
  Allegedly. Oh well, right.
• 2:10:14
  No. I mean neither of us are going
• 2:10:17
  to wind up with, you know, committing suicide by by
• 2:10:21
  shooting ourselves in the back of the head.
• 2:10:23
  Allegedly. Twice.
• 2:10:26
  Especially. Twice if it's.
• 2:10:27
  If it's once. Maybe.
• 2:10:34
  So. What else we got, Sam?
• 2:10:36
  I got. To get me.
• 2:10:36
  Some more of that beef Stew, not.
• 2:10:40
  Too much? Else, basically, Alex Jones got
• 2:10:44
  unbanned. Great.
• 2:10:47
  But but still too many people banned on which be full of hoes,
• 2:10:52
  yeah. Called it.
• 2:10:55
  Kick still. Kick, kick posing as the.
• 2:10:58
  Alternative. It's like bro, you're still full
• 2:11:00
  of hoes too though don't front right?
• 2:11:05
  We've established I like the I like redheads, which I don't
• 2:11:09
  think you knew beforehand. Akex popped on for a bit.
• 2:11:15
  I like, went on a Doctor Who. Rant Let's.
• 2:11:21
  See. Oh, and pussy smoke, how could
• 2:11:25
  we? Forget pussy smoke, Yeah, yeah,
• 2:11:27
  pussy smoke and. Then also, did we learn anything
• 2:11:30
  today? Well.
• 2:11:33
  We learned. That The Whitfield Report is the
• 2:11:36
  best podcast on Internet? Yeah, I think so.
• 2:11:41
  Because of these types of. Conversations.
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  That's what we learned today. Where else are you hearing about
• 2:11:47
  the physics? Of pussy.
• 2:11:48
  Smoke, right, Right. No.
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  No on. Lock on the.
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  Whitfield. Report.
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  Yeah. No, it'll it'll be great.
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  And also it is it is Christmas time too, so you know, never
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  mind. Give the gift to pussy Smoke
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  this year that your woman will. Love you for it.
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  Or maybe. Or maybe she'll divorce.
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  You. We're not sure yet, but.
• 2:12:32
  Anyway. Yeah.
• 2:12:35
  I think that just about wraps up the show from all of us here at
• 2:12:43
  the Wiffles. Have a good night.
• 2:12:45
  Merry fucking Christmas. Merry fucking.
• 2:12:48
  Christmas. And don't indulge in too much
• 2:12:51
  pussy smoke, folks. She'll fuck you up.
• 2:12:58
  Yep. Thanks for listening to the
• 2:13:03
  Whitfield. Report on the NGC Network.
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  Please visit Sam's website at www.thesamwhitfield.com and
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  support Sam on patreon@patreon.com/whitfield
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  Report until next time. God bless God, Save this great
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  Nation and God, Freedom, legacy in that order.