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Son of a Boy Dad's 200th Episode Special · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: You gotta What is up? Everybody? What's up? Everybody? Welcome
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  Speaker 4: back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast?
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  Speaker 1: What's that low energy shit? Come on, bro?
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  Speaker 4: Now you got me all fussed up?
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm angry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm angry in the head right now, watch just in
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  Speaker 1: then use the anger, bro, use it? What is up?
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  Speaker 4: Everybody? Welcome back to sign.
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  Speaker 1: Give it a little more like a lot more than that.
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  Speaker 4: You don't have to catch raise it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's what is up? Everybody? That's just catch up? What
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  Speaker 1: is up? Yeah, that's how that's his thing.
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  Speaker 4: What is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son of a
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  Speaker 4: Boy Dad Podcast? What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody?
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  Speaker 10: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today
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  Speaker 10: is Monday, October eighteenth. It is two to nine pm,
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  Speaker 10: A little early, a little early early record today.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. We have a special guest today, Dave Portnoy.
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  Speaker 1: It's up, guys.
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  Speaker 4: How's it going good?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Not too much?
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  Speaker 1: Great to have you in here.
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  Speaker 2: What are you guys chatting?
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  Speaker 11: Without it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
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  Speaker 1: We're just where's the starstruck by you being in.
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  Speaker 4: We're just so excited I threw up before you walked in.
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  Speaker 1: He was that nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Mc cosker. You say mccuster, it's McCusker. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I've been saying mccuster. Everyone does. Really. Oh yeah, we're
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  Speaker 4: here with Nicoletti.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, it's up, dude, it's up.
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  Speaker 1: Good to have you. Still a lot less.
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  Speaker 4: This is a lot, a lot more laid back than
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  Speaker 4: part of my take.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Today?
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 4: What is today?
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  Speaker 1: Got this brother?
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  Speaker 10: This is June thirteenth, and it's three point fifty in
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  Speaker 10: the afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: We're here with Rome. We have a special guest today.
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  Speaker 2: Patch Day. How are you? Thanks for having met?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you guys both for having me of course,
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  Speaker 3: little sasquatch.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have a name?
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  Speaker 4: Harry?
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  Speaker 12: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Should we call him Harry or will say that's doksing?
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  Speaker 4: I think, oh it is it is?
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  Speaker 1: Can I call you Harry?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it feels a little bit more normal. Can I
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  Speaker 1: be here Sally? Yeah, Sally? He always needs a Sally.
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  Speaker 2: Should we get going?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get going. Let's get going.
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  Speaker 10: What's up everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 10: Dad podcast. Today it is Monday, it is July eighteenth.
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  Speaker 10: We're joined by h Francis Ellis.
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  Speaker 1: Our specialist guest that we've ever had on this program.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm honestly downright giddy that you're here. I'm like excited,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm almost like I'm doing something wrong.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, man, I'm feeling nervous. Are you
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  Speaker 5: like any minute they're going to walk in And just.
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  Speaker 10: When you came in here, the security guard pulled his
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  Speaker 10: gun on you.
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  Speaker 4: Sure get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 2: She got so mad, And then Hope like, all right, shall.
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  Speaker 11: We were good to go?
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  Speaker 1: Bongs away? The boys will play with cigars like a
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  Speaker 1: young Winston Churchill first thing in the morning. Yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Not ideal. I thought that Churchill Downs joke was pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even hear it in the roast.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 5: I think he was like, Nicky, looks like something you'd
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  Speaker 5: ride at Churchill Downs or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who said. Maybe maybe Nicky made the joke, but.
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  Speaker 1: No, Tony said that about Jeff Ross.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like Churchill downs uh not,
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  Speaker 5: which is what we call gronk when he's smoking a cigar.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, they said Jeff Ross, which is even funnier
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  Speaker 1: because he's like fat and bald.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fat ball.
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  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it, man, I got a way.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers old boys. Well, well, well to two hundred yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I said to Owen right before the episode, here's to
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  Speaker 5: two hundred more. And Owen was like, let's just say
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  Speaker 5: three hundred.
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  Speaker 1: That must.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we're getting there.
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  Speaker 10: It is crazy weird podcasts. Just like when does the
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  Speaker 10: there's no sea, there's no finale. It's usually goes up
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  Speaker 10: in flames.
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  Speaker 1: That's where quits.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, like when part of my take ends, it's not
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  Speaker 10: going to be like and that's a wrap.
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  Speaker 5: No, we've reached We've reached our goal. Yeah, we've made
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  Speaker 5: fourteen million billion dollars. What do you think they've made
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  Speaker 5: lifetime a lot that podcast has generated revenue?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you think it's like the biggest sports podcast
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  Speaker 2: in the world. You say that like, I don't know that,
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  Speaker 2: but I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard this? Have you seen this? It's the
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  Speaker 1: biggest sports podcast in the world.
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  Speaker 2: He loves He always Hammers that I know that, and
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  Speaker 2: we respect him for that.
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  Speaker 10: We'll call her Daddy. Is the biggest I don't know,
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  Speaker 10: lifestyle podcasts in the world. Right and then she made
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  Speaker 10: sixty million dollars in three years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that would that would to me mean that
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  Speaker 5: her podcast made a lot more than that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. So then if pardon my tick, because we
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  Speaker 2: don't know any are we on? Have we started? We've begun, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we've begne uh.
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  Speaker 1: They just have slice of life good ship. People just
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  Speaker 1: pick up in the middle of the conversation. It's nice.
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  Speaker 5: It's also known as the Matt and Shane Secret podcast method.
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  Speaker 2: People get really mad when we don't do the intro.
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  Speaker 2: They hit us. They hit me up and they're like,
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  Speaker 2: why did the episode just start abrupt to So why
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  Speaker 2: don't you why don't you give it to us?
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  Speaker 1: This is the prelude. This is like the scroll at
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of Star Wars that we're doing right now.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's yes, that, and it's also to prove
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  Speaker 5: that we aren't like what Mad Mike and the Mad
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  Speaker 5: Dog were in their.
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  Speaker 1: Prime, fighting like right where.
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  Speaker 5: They would they would They hated each other so much
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  Speaker 5: that when the mics were not on, they would not
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  Speaker 5: speak to each other, but then they would come in
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  Speaker 5: and do the show and they would sit there in
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  Speaker 5: silence until someone said it's time begin, and then they
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  Speaker 5: would start and they would do it professionally, and those
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  Speaker 5: were arguably, people say, the best episodes of the heyday
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  Speaker 5: of that show. And then the show would end and
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  Speaker 5: they would get up and walk out and not say
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  Speaker 5: goodbye to each other.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, think of that.
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  Speaker 1: That should be us something to strive for. Frosty, you
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  Speaker 1: think part of my takers ever like that?
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  Speaker 2: Probably?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when do you think that show will end? I
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  Speaker 1: think it'll end when PFT takes his flight simulator, like
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  Speaker 1: his obsession with that, and it's like I could I
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  Speaker 1: could like fly a hang glider.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I wish I had one of those flight simulators
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  Speaker 10: you could you could easily afford when you're rich as fuck.
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  Speaker 10: I'm not, and they're also don't have a PC.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually the thing that's in the way. But
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  Speaker 1: you are rich at fuck.
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  Speaker 2: No, you got me mixed up with someone else.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm gonna knows. Now everybody knows that you
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  Speaker 1: don't become a killer and not get paid for your assassinations.
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  Speaker 1: You think the fucking Jason Bourne doesn't get fucking paid handily.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, you make twenty percent more than I do. And
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  Speaker 5: everybody knows that I have a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: I don't for all. It's just not true. That is true.
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  Speaker 10: I made I made good money in the beginning of
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  Speaker 10: this year, but I'm not gonna make it. I'm not
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  Speaker 10: gonna make any money the rest of the year.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: He's I got dog shit road dates coming up.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't say that. I take it to see my
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  Speaker 1: assass or else. He's not gonna make good money the
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  Speaker 1: second half of the year.
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  Speaker 10: Hopefully this don't tell will really boost my career or
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  Speaker 10: it'll really signify or it'll really like put my career
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  Speaker 10: in the grave.
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  Speaker 1: No, you need to start driving you.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's funny how that could go both ways?
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  Speaker 2: Can I think it's gonna blow you? It could either
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  Speaker 2: make me be.
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  Speaker 10: Like the next like Ralph Barbosa, or it could be
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  Speaker 10: like sticking to the upstairs room with the stand forever.
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  Speaker 1: The stand that uh the stands Reddit account made a
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  Speaker 1: post on our slash stand up and they were like.
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  Speaker 2: They always are in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they but they were like, we may we make
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  Speaker 1: we bet on penny stocks uh and like currently we
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  Speaker 1: have big bets in on little Sasquatch and like a
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  Speaker 1: couple other names.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't that like years ago that they posted that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just searched both of your guys
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  Speaker 1: names stand up last week. Actually really nice things about
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  Speaker 1: both of you.
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  Speaker 5: I would I would never want to do something that
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  Speaker 5: they never posted. They never talk about me, talk about.
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  Speaker 10: The masochistic things everywhere that you see Francis on Reddit,
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  Speaker 10: it's all just like Francis is so fucking perfect.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I don't want to hear.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to start going to look for it
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  Speaker 5: and then find it to be an actual trash heap.
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  Speaker 2: That would be a you move.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you give your name into Reddit, You're gonna furious
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  Speaker 5: and going there and.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be like this dude needs to die. Well,
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  Speaker 2: they love you on Reddit. Read it no our slash
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  Speaker 2: stand up does in our slash stand up. The Matt
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  Speaker 2: and Chane read it.
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  Speaker 10: The Shane Gillis read it, The Matt McCusker read it.
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  Speaker 2: The Sean Guardini read it.
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  Speaker 5: Good lord, Well, you know what I could use a
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  Speaker 5: w So what maybe what we'll do is when tires
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  Speaker 5: comes out, maybe I'll take a little peek.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I should take a peek, should take
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  Speaker 1: a peek a sweet spot like once you get way bigger,
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  Speaker 1: like once your special comes out and everything and tires
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  Speaker 1: comes out, then you will get a avalanche of unwarranted hate.
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  Speaker 1: So it'll be so actually now it might be a
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  Speaker 1: good time before you blow up too much.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an indie darling.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're an indie darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hard to imagine calling myself that you are indie darling.
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  Speaker 1: Especially, Yeah, like that I saw that. I sent you
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  Speaker 1: that post the other day of people who are like
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  Speaker 1: who talks about their richness in like a self effacing way,
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  Speaker 1: And people were like, France Elsa is exactly what you're
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  Speaker 1: looking for.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they were like, I got just the guy
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Glaze fast ellis Nicki Glazer.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta try to get her on the pod, now,
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  Speaker 2: can we try to do that? Roan, you could do it?
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  Speaker 10: What would make you think that me or Rone would
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  Speaker 10: be better a getting Nicki Glazer on the podcast than you?
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  Speaker 2: Neither of you have had a failed romantic date with her,
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  Speaker 2: but I've also never. I don't think either of us
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  Speaker 2: have ever even met her. No, I don't think you would.
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  Speaker 2: I think he can.
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  Speaker 1: I met her. She also did that battle Wrap show,
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  Speaker 1: and she was very nice.
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  Speaker 2: BINGO, look at that. That's called an inn, folks.
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  Speaker 1: She will not remember having done that, though. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: how much they paid everybody to do that ship.
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  Speaker 5: She's one of those people who just gets slotted into stuff.
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  Speaker 5: She's done that fuck Boy Island thing. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: forgot about. You've had fucking Prince money. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: think it shows like that. It's just quietly there's a
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  Speaker 5: humongous group of people out there who watch it as
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  Speaker 5: a GIL pleasure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know who I heard is raking in fucking sweet
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  Speaker 1: sweet cash Polizzi, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Venedict, What is he up to? Saw that? What else?
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  Speaker 1: He just say he's on some other show now that
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  Speaker 1: dude is fucking printing money. He's a I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: saying that. I'm just saying the man is rich. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not fucking making any judgments about his his bodice.
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  Speaker 5: He and uh Joey have done pretty well, it would seem.
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  Speaker 10: How do you even have a body like that at
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  Speaker 10: his age? How old super ripped dude. He's like he
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  Speaker 10: has like a supermodel body.
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  Speaker 2: Watch I'm gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: He will do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it. I genuinely don't think what happened
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  Speaker 2: to me In the next six months. I'm gonna go crazy.
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  Speaker 10: He must be on steroids because you said this, He's
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  Speaker 10: got to be.
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  Speaker 1: But he's not a super Mardel supermodel body is like
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  Speaker 1: a slim body.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm going for the cross I want to
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  Speaker 5: look like. I want to look like Brad Pitten Fight
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  Speaker 5: Fight Club.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that is the idea more.
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  Speaker 5: Or to bring that back because we got away from
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  Speaker 5: that and that was good for a while.
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  Speaker 2: You know, he's like borderline bodybuilder body and he's goddamn rich?
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  Speaker 2: Is he rich?
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  Speaker 1: Makes me sick to my stomach. I saw his taxes.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: How much is rent in Indianapolis?
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Though they pay you.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Nothing? I can't.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: I wonder do you ever when you go to places,
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: do you ever pull up Zillo and just check your
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: region sale prices for homes and sort them from most
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: expensive to least and find that, let's say, the most
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: expensive house in a fifty mile radius is like one
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: point seven million dollars, which is not which is not nothing.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: But like in New York, that buys you a one
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: bedroom apartment like a galley kitchen and rats in the
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: fucking it buys you a one bedroom apartment in like Yonkers.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in the Bronx.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell you what, I'm getting tired of New York.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: One of the things that pisses me off. That's a
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: big woodrooff move on your part.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you take that?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Are she's threatening?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I thought she was catering.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: She's threatening. Fuck? What was that about? Oh dude? The places,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: The place where they have the craziest houses is Texas.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Anytime houses in Texas, it's like they have built a
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: fucking mc mansion yea for and it costs like four
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars And it blows my mind that they
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: want to stop illegal immigration. Yeah yeah, so how do
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: you think they're fucking building these houses?
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Everything's bigger in Texas, Shane told me, And even just
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: saying those words just now gives me the ick.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: You're talking about Shane O'Connor.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: Though, Shane O'Connor, no, when people just invoke Shane Gillis
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: stories to say that they know him.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: But I was just will consciously.
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: Will Compton's baby reveal Instagram had me crying laughing.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I liked it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: It was very funny, the one where they where they
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: cut the cake and it was another girl.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he had that look, I'm so happy, I'm
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: almost on the verge of tears. No, I think it
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was like I wanted a boy. Oh No, I think
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: he's a big girl dad guy. That's his whole thing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 13: Did we look at the same post with the cups? Yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 13: pink cake call now give him give him a ring.
• 18:34
  Speaker 13: I want to know if he was happy. Yes, I
• 18:36
  Speaker 13: bet you he was like being sincere. I also took
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: that final slide of his photos to be him being
• 18:42
  Speaker 13: very almost on the verge of tears of joy.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it looks ringing, just getting your eye. Yeah,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna answer. He the first two ring guy.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Your call has been classic, classic compt.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Guy gets two daughters and fucking won't answer a call.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Say you're talking with Shane.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Shane had a bruise on his arm and someone was like,
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: where'd you get that bruise? And he goes dunking on
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: the basketball hoop in my pool and he goes every
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: single day, I start my day by going out and
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: shooting on my pool hoop. I just shoot for an
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: hour and a half in the pool while Lamira sits
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: on the side of the pool and smokes with That
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: sounds fucking amazing. And you can do that in Texas
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: right now. That's like not having to make ten million
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: dollars a year.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It's like a Delco Huberman routine. Yeah, it's like in
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a regular humor. Man, He's like, get up, do a
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: cold plunge, do mobility exercises, ground, take a walk outside,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: have your vitamins, and then Delca, you just get in
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: a pool. I guess not.
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: That part of living in Austin definitely sounds peeling. Living
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: in a house and having like a yard. Yes, that
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: would be awesome. I love that idea, But I don't know.
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: I like New York still.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I do too, Francis. It makes me sick to my
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: stomach found that you're thinking about moving out there. You're
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: that you're about to leave.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: No, you're gonna move to Austin.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: He gets one taste.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: He is pasted the mothership.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I know he's passed the mother ship.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: He's on shore, big shot.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: If you move down there, you'll be on fucking roguies
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: in a week.
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: I know you're honestly leaving money on the table, not
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: moving down there, literally.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Literally a ton of money on the table.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: You could be a theater act by fucking September.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Might need to up my statin dose though, start eating
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: a ton of red meat too.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your stating it's gonna have to be crazy.
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: When you when you become a theater act. Can I
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: open for you?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Are you start to be a theater act before I am?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Or you can stand?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: The guy will not open for you because we just
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: butt heads too much.
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: That's not even close to true. You have a special
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: that you record, that you're recording, and you have what's
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: it called tires?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: The fuck is? What's this thing that you're about to
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: do that's going to potentially launch your career that didn't
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: do a single thing for me.
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: It's literally just like a ten minutes set. It's like
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: it's like those old Comedy Central tapes.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Holy ship, where's it go out on?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Don't tell YouTube? If mind won't come out for six
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: months from now.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: So you're burning with cereal be quicker than that? Yeah, Well,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: if you kill they'll want it out. When you had
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: the best battle rap. They put it out the next day. Really,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was a fucking blessing.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I never had to.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Wait really yeah, that's pretty cool.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Everybody else would have to wait like two months. But uh,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you're what what which which? I guess you don't want
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: to say which bitch getting rid of?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Well that's the problem is, I don't even know what
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: my set is.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Going to be. I was trying to take we I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: think we go U Haul.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I give you boil my set. I go, I think
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: we go U Haul.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Well, don't take all my jokes and then we do
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Dick's Sporting goods.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: No, no, that's not what we do. Brought these jokes
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: up before on this pod.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Well that's honestly, it's like when the US and Russia
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: we're both trying to build uh spaceships. I could get
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: us to the moon faster. That's you with the Dick
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Sporting good joke, and Amy Schumer with the Dick Sporting
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: good joke. It's like, who can get this ship out?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And I feel like you need to get this shipped
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: out now.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Now I'm not going to put the Dick Sporting goods
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: joke in it. That one was already decided not to go.
• 22:44
  Speaker 14: He's probably know that Amy Schumer lives in our neighborhood.
• 22:47
  Speaker 14: What do you know that Kendrick Lamar lives in our neighborhood?
• 22:50
  Speaker 14: K dot in the same building that Matt Damon and
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: Ed Sheeran living.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Isn't that? Can you guys hear him throwing his wife
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: down the stairs?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I mean it's all on the water.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: It's up there though, up on the hill right.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: No, so it's the one along the wah. It's like
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that building that's along the water, like if you walk
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: along the piers, like next to the one hotel.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Oh ninety Furman. Is that it giving it away?
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the one that's the one that's got that's part
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like those buildings that go along.
• 23:25
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 10: You should d M Drake and say, hey, guess who
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: I live right next to? Maybe to get some uh
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: do you want me to shoot him insider info?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to do a drive by and
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: shoot him in his apartment?
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: You should d M him right now and say I
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: just found out that I live right near Kendrick Lamar Brooklyn.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Why does he live over here?
• 23:41
  Speaker 10: Because he's a Brooklyn dude, he's he's a wife beater.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: He's obviously a Brooklyn guy because.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: He because he abandoned his wife.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Compton, Yeah, but I figured he'd be an l A guy.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I think he's currently in l A. He probably has places,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: both places, probably. But Drake said that one of the songs,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: he's like, why are you in that fucking He didn't say,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I think he's aid manhatt An apartment. It's really a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn apartment.
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: See, Drake's getting false intel. This is why you got
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: to be keeping on me. Did you see that.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Will Compton said that you and I were two of
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: the people that they did wanted to fuck with the
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: least or like piss off the least at Barstool.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I did see that. That's very funny.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: I would you're definitely ahead of me, and I also
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: don't think I don't think we are. I mean it's
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: it's to me, it's clearly Dave and Kirk. Yeah, it's
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: got to be Kirk.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: And and then who else who would be number three?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I think that like big cats, someone who has power,
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: people who can fundamentally be like, cut this guy off.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: We are not allowing any of his clips out anymore.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: We are not getting behind him as a company. Wait
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: until his contract is done and then he's gone.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. Yeah, it's Dave, big Cat and Kirk.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Those and we have like art forms. I we
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: can like paint and dance about somebody, like you'll write
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and I'll rap about somebody.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they'll rip up a contract.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll make art about you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Funny blog, Francis. I hope you would like the last
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: month of healthcare. You should get your procedures in now.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's hilarious.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: That is very funny.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: But uh, I mean it is the lost art for
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: him to be able to write something scathing about someone. Yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I mean you will will scathe someone. Oh yeah, I
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: will when I'm asking to write a fucking tight ten
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: about someone.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I don't really get in fights with people.
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: People like to come at me, but I just don't reply,
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: Which is that's art of war, that's love is coming
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: at me. Dave Prez, Yeah, like, how hell dente?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I never heard that?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Very good d one of the one of the big
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: fucking uh Chicago guys used to call Dave. He's like,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: what the couch?
• 26:06
  Speaker 10: I did see you really holding that ash out? It
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: doesn't matter trying to prove something. It truly doesn't matter
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: that does It's gonna matter when that you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Gotta just pick it up, because if you try to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: entire couch is gonna leave a nice as skid mark.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: So you got that's the kind of thing you could
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: beat into this couch. This is the kind of couch.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: This is the kind of couch that would benefit from having. Like, yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: if you just smack it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Just rub it around. Done, gone handled.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Smack it like a freaking juicy old pork. One's mind, right, Yeah,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that's you multi porn.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind a beer.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you feel.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Well. I like having a beer with a cigar.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Get one.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: No, we don't have any beers. Oh and you don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: have to get a beer. I don't need it that badly.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Now Francis needs his beer.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Eleven am. Let's get Francis a beer certainly isn't eleven am.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: And it's like one. You don't like a pork loin?
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I hate pork loin?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Is it just loins in general?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Loins are disgusting.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, the thought of a loin is pretty nasty,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: so gross. The penis area, yeah, the mid.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Section never once had.
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: Every time my mom used to make a loin, I'd
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: be like, just make chicken, like this is like it's
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: like chicken.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: It tastes like chicken, but it's gross. It's more gross.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I prefer a groin if I'm gonna have any Yeah,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: don't give me a loin, give me a groin. You
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: know what I was thinking about.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: I realized I eat a lot of red meat right now,
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: and I think it's because I never ate red meat
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: growing up.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Because you're because my did your dad have hard issues
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: because my.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Dad had to have a double bypass.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so then we had to eat so now
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you crush red meat.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You're yeah, that's dumb. It is dumb.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: But your dad passed on being by.
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: No heart surgery we had to have. We had to
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: eat salmon every single night for like over a year.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: That old quick. The first couple of nights, you were like, damn,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: this is awesome. People get bothered by that.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I genuinely believe that I could eat the same meal
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: every single.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Night, salmon, every dude, not even kidding. It was every single.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Salmon, rice and green vegetables for dinner every single night,
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: and have no problem.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: You need to start just ordering food from the farmer's dog.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: But once you dissociate food from taste perfect I Once
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: you get to a point where you really treat food
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: is fuel, you don't care about the taste anymore, and
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: then you can have a nice time when you go
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: out to dinner and you treat, oh, I'll have the lasagna.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: What a treat. I'm a bad boy.
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: I don't think I treat feud as as fuel depending
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: on the time of the day, but there's definitely times
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: like like lunch and breakfast. It's literally like like eating
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: is like a like a nuisance to me, but it's
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: like I know I have to do it because then
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: I'll be starving.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: I once watched the video of this guy. I don't
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: know what his deal was. He was a big, avid skier, outdoorsman,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: and he hated eating, just never had an appetite, so
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: he was busy on the how he had to he
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: had to take edibles marijuana in order to get an
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: appetite to eat.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: That sounds like he was on adderall.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Or cocaine, I wonder, or had something like Yeah, I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: was trying to think.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: About I was trying to think about like Jerry Jersey.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Jerry does these streams right, and everyone gets excited about them.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: They're they're great. Could what would I do?
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: What could I do a hunger strike for that would
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: be funny. I was thinking I should go to one
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: of those college campus protests and perform stand up through
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: a bullhorn. It's and just see how it goes. But
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I would I would trojan horse it in first. I'd
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: be like, free Gayza, down with Israel, And then I'd
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: be like, speaking of Israel, what's with circumcision?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I would say, don't do that? And I just see
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: if I could do it gradually enough that the crowd
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: would be like, first they'd be like, wait are these jokes?
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: What happened to the chanting? We liked him a minute
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: ago with all that conviction.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they'd like it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: That'd be funny. That's some Eric Andre shit.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: You ever see the clip of him going to the
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: I think it's the Republican National Convention.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: It's so fucking fun.
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: It's so funny and also the bravest thing I've ever seen.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: He goes on stage, right, he does Jones Yeah, yeah,
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: and he goes I want wife.
• 31:05
  Speaker 10: But also that wasn't even that, Like, how does Alex
• 31:07
  Speaker 10: Jones not know who eric Andre is?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: This is kind of in his period of noting that
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: big of adea.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: What Alex Jones definitely doesn't know who eric Andre is
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: now and they had that interaction. You don't think so
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you don't think that these dudes. You think that, like
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green knows who like the like all you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you think Marjorie Taylor Green knows who Andrew Callahan is.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: No, but eric Andre is way bigause of a pretty
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: good cop. He just came up with. I'm impressed with
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: that comp.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: That's the exact comp that's a spot on the eric
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Andre is huge at the time. He is really big
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: as well. But it's also they live in this alternative space.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Eric Andre is not on the fucking Tonight Show or whatever.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And these people are self obsessed that I mean, these
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: people are so self obsessed that they are not listening
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: to or consuming anything that's not either in their bubble
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: or about them.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Politicians agreed, disagree.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Cigars make a man of you.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Just with waiting for that yap fest to come to
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: an end.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Oh man, goodness, silence is way better, does it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Does? Just enjoying my cigar.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: It does feel a little bit with the cigar smoke,
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: as though we are in sort of a snowy wooded glade, yes,
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: where the air is thicker and the sound is more solemn.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: It does feel a little solemn in here, seeing you
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: guys from a distance for the first time.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Solemn about this right now.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I'll ask a solemn question.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: At what age if you knew right now, uh, the
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: age at which you would die? What's an age where
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: you'd be happy with that?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Number?
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: One where you'd be like, that's kind of okay, and
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: then one where you'd be.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Like, God, that that would suck.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: That's two, that's not enough time.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: One ten, I need one ten GOWI.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say sixty five, you'd be happy with
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: sixty five.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be if if someone was like, hey, you're
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: gonna die when you're sixty five, I would be like, oh, okay, it's.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: A long so I got a lot of time. Would
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: that change the way that you live today? Absolutely not.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't change if you go out right now you're
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: gonna die at sixty five. Would it wouldn't change the
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: way that you're going to live?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: No?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: That's like, that's four I got forty more years.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You literally hit the lottery too. With lifestyle, you don't
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: have to do anything. You have the easiest lifestyle of
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: any human being alive.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: For I would definitely stop going to the gym. Wait,
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: be the first sixty five?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: What if? What if you had?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: What if you had the means to extend your life
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: by improving? But they were like, if you live the
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: way you live right now, you'll live till sixty five.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: But if you start cleaning your shit up and eating
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: better and whatever, you'll you can get to seventy.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Would it be worth it to you? Probably around sixty Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: it started hitting the gym. No, No, you have to
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: start today for five more years? Would you start?
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Would you go to the gym for forty years to
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: uh to extend your life by five years?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: No, I definitely would. I would say that's a no.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: Ten if it was ten years, yeah, ten it was
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: ten extra years, then yeah, would start going to the gym.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You just said you're happy, go five gym. What you
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: just said you're happy going out of sixty five? Yeah?
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: But if someone was like, hey, what about seventy five,
• 34:38
  Speaker 10: I'd be like Okay, that works too.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that means you now have to work out
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: for I mean, what was the answer?
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: Well, I guess I could have just said, yeah, three hundred,
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: I want to live till on three hundred.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Thought was like a radialistic that's but that's happy for you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Actuary tables put it at like seventy nine I think
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: is the average age of death for men, and maybe
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: that's women and then men are like seventy seven or something,
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: and that's now.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be like, and that's average. Yeah,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: someone was like, hey.
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: You're going to live for forty more years, I'd be like, Okay,
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: that takes care of a lot of worries.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: What worries that I'm going to die before I'm sixty five?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: You're worried about that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I think everyone's worried about death.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Where Okay, where do you what? Based on your own
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: projection of your life at what age do you estimate
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: you where do you think you're going to die at
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: what age?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Hopefully around seventy eighty?
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Well that's a big range. Give me one a number
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: of specific number. Seventy seven fair enough? When do you think?
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I think like eight? I think like eighty six, eighty
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: seven for me, for you, Yeah, only because I do
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: take care of myself. Yeah, I mean I do, like
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: eat well and exercise and yeah about that trail, obviously
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: there's nothing. There's nothing to be helped but like and besides.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Me, because I'm a booze bag, though, that'll do it too.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: That'll take a couple of years off, do you think
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't disagree. No, you're not. I've been hitting
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: it hard, rightfully. So while you're young, live it up.
• 36:09
  Speaker 10: While you're young drinking, you'll have plenty of time to
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: drink when you're eighty seven.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: You know why I drink? Why so that when I
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: meet people who drink, they like me. More true, when
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: I meet people who don't drink, I don't need to drink.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I can live in both worlds, yea, brother, I can Montana.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: I'm like rown with black and white people. Yeah, I
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: can jump yeah between.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: You can code switch, yes exactly. That's hilarious. Yeah, you know,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: you know they have a ton of booze at h
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: at nursing homes. Oh sure, they literally bring around a
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: cart like you're at the airport. Is that right? Yeah?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Like my my grandma, like as on her ninety seventh birthday,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: they were like bringing around they like a cart and
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: it's like, do you want to wine or you want
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to beer? And she was like, when I mix both,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I get a little loop, which she had been mixing
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: both in her ninety six years plus whatever fucking drugs
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: they were put in her, she must have been in
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: outer space.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: There's so much resistance to assisted living facilities, and yet
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I don't see them as being all that bad.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Really, because you we're almost guaranteed to have like a
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Haitian nanny that's going to beat the fuck out of you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're pretty bad. My grandpa was in one. If
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: you pay enough, my grandfather, my grandfather was in one
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: of My whole family paid for it, and it was
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: a pretty good one. It was in Cape Cod and
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: his roommate used his razor. I remember that was like
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: a huge thing. And he had some sort of like
• 37:43
  Speaker 10: a roommate. Yeah he had a roommate, hell no, And
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: he and his roommate used his razor to shave and
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: that guy had like herpes or something what. And my
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: grandfather was like furious and he had to throw it away.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: But Okay, I mean these are these are foibles. What
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: do you mean that's a small, funny life extent.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: We're talking about sexual assault by a Haitian.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're talking that that is like at ninety seven.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: How old was your grandfather? He's in his eighties.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's say eighty five years old. When you find
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: out that your roommate has used your razor to shave
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: and getting pissed off about that, that's your day, maybe
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: that's your week, but gives you something that thinking about
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: you probably don't want to be dealing with shit like that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's something to extend your life.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the anger will light a fire under it. It'll
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: give you a reason to live.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Hey, you're gonna spend time thinking about how to approach
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: him to tell him about it.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: You're gonna tell on him.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Probably bits to every family member.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: You're gonna tell all the other old people who will
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: listen or can listen, that you're never gonna believe what
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: fucking George did.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I guess that is true.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Hide your razors around this guy McGee.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Over here is shaving his fucking herpostic dick with your
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: fucking facial razor.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: I think my Grandpa said he had aids AH, but
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Think that that is definitely you should throw that out.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: What kind of fucking student living center are they living
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: in where their roommates at eighty five, this was a
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: nursing home. That's not how my grandma's nursing home. She
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: lived in multiple nursing homes and none of them were
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: like that. She lived in three different nursing homes and
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: not one of them were their roommates.
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: Well, my grandpa lived in like probably twenty different nursing homes.
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: Now I feel like some of them did. I remember
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: a couple of them didn't have roommates in that one specifically,
• 39:34
  Speaker 10: I remember did.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That one was?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Also that was like ten years ago.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: One of the crazy things about the nursing home phenomenon
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: is like you save up money your whole life, and
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: then you start putting You use that money to try
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and get into the best nursing home possible, Like you
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: use that retirement fund or social Security money to try
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: and get in the biggest nursing home possible, and then
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: your relatives, your poor relatives, start hoping that you don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: spend too much money on the nursing home because it
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: starts to cut into their inheritance.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: So yeah, and then they and they want you to
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: die sooner.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Because you're of the nursing home.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It's not just nursing home.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, it's like the expenses of that person's living,
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: what they're spending on.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I guess you're right.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: I would ball the fuck out if I was that old,
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, put me in the nicest nursing home
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: on earth.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I would probably want to say I'd
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: say I'm leaving no money for any of you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Or I would say like, here's your pile, this
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: is my pile. Yeah, I'm gonna expect that I will
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: spend this.
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: You're probably noticing that my pile is significantly larger than yours.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: As it should be exactly rely on like, oh, you're
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: going to give me some of what you have, just
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: because that's what an agent does. That's literally what the
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: people you have working for you do.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: You know he has an agent and a manager as well.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: What why why why did you say that every time
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: you guys talk about agents and managers, you actually I'm
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: getting like fucked over when you have the exact same situation.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Why why why do you take that so personally, I
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: don't think he said that that way.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Oh he is exactly what he said. Well, you're not.
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: My dad was texting me the other day, like rons On,
• 41:27
  Speaker 10: I was listening to the podcast runs on to something.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: We need to look out for you. I know how
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: to stand up.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Too many, too many hands in the I.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: He trusts that I'm reading the fine print. You're not
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: a fine print guy. In fact, you're not even a
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: You're not even looking.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm looking. No, you're not.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: You're just putting the car on cruise mode.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: I'm the guy that's going through the audience with a
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: mat with a fucking uh disguise on and a click.
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: And you're counting and I'm counting. I'm counting. I send
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: mook out to count every show.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: There.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: You really, I remember I used to. I used to
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: be like that though.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: There used to be a lady in our church who
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: would go up and count how many people were in
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: there every single fucking day, Sister Andrea. She would go
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: up to the top and fucking count the amount of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: people that were in church. It must have fucking broke
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: her heart when the rapes came out and stopped coming.
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: When the rape scandals came out, do people stop going
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: big time?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Church, No, they stopped going to church.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, just in general.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I think it was like a distrust in the Catholic Church,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: like it wasn't just like I don't think our church
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: had the rapes going on.
• 42:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we stopped going. My family stopped going when we
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: watched Spotlight.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Really yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: I watched Spotlight and then I was like, I'm not
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: going to church this Christmas.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I thought.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was like my Palestine protest. I
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: was like, not for me. I was like, I'm fifteen,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Now, what do they say?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: That's also fun that it took rape for you to.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: A reason to not go to church fifteen, and you
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: couldn't find one until then.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: You didn't have the autonomy. Until then.
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: We would go to church like once a year, and
• 43:11
  Speaker 10: I would go with my grandparents. So I was like,
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: and then the one year I didn't want, I didn't go.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: And you told your grandparents I can't handle this an hour.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I never told my grandparents. It's nice of you to
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: have given them that grace.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Well, my mom wouldn't let me, but I don't think
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: grandparents saw a spotlight. I think that's the problem.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: No, they weren't allowed to.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: They weren't allowed They didn't show up the nursing home, like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: what's this movie on tonight? No, no, it's bingo time, George,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: get your ass downstairs. We don't want you. It was
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: probably the churches that were fucking running the nursing homes.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: They didn't want them to see that was that all
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: that fucking cash. Old people give like ten percent of
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: their salary to the church.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah there. Basically they come with a check book. It's
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: not like everyone else.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: It's like you give a dollar, yeah maybe maybe if
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: you have a five, you throw five in and old
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: people they bring out the whole check book.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: They tie and they're like, how much money do we
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: have in our savings?
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: Here's that one time I went to the last time
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: I went to church church, I guess was with a
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: girl that I was seeing when I was in my
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: glazer twenties. Yeah, we smoked bong and then we.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Went to the church together. We had the Body of Christ.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I'm want to take you out to eat. We'll get
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: some nice wine wafers.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: No, I went with the girl and she was into it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I mean she was big time. Yeah, and it was.
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: It was that Hillsong church. Do you remember that?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Of course, just church.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: It was sort of the pop culture music hybrid church.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Kevin Durant was a major disciple of it, Justin Bieber.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Guys would wear rip skinny jeans, scientologist the headshake.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: And like armsleeve tattoos. He jacked up and wear like
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: tattered flannels.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, way cooler.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: They wear those jeans that have like the ribs in
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: the front of them.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: To take a spill on a motorcycle, you're fine, but.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Most people are riding to the parking lot is packed
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: with motoring.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: They wear like this, the skin tight short sleeve shirt
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: that the sleeves go down to here, but then the
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: actual shirt goes to like right above your knees.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's like a.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Only purchased them in Los Angeles. It's like the Dave
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Chappelle shirt, the Damee Cook.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so that church. I'm glad we have the
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: full image. Yeah, I'm picturing it now. Yeah. And I
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: never I hadn't been I mean, I hadn't even seen
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: what Christianity was about in a long time. Obviously this
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: is a very pop culture take on church. Yeah, but
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: it's all it's music forward, and like, first of all,
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: it's all twenty to twenty seven year olds. Twenty year
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: olds in the Sony theater of the PlayStation theater whatever,
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: the Sony theater. Yeah, in New York Times Square, and
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I went with this girl good room, and I'm looking
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: in there and I'm doing this pretending to sing along.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: They got the words up on the screen. The music's nice.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like remix up like the song. No, they'll
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: put like I see a song and like fucking put
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: God words behind.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Lift your voice is to God, flowing water washing over me.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: They like Gloria. That's the best one. Which one that
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: might be more of classic Catholic churches?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Classic Catholic. You're talking about Gloria. Gloria, that's like eighties Catholic.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: That's a gospel that one we had fun with.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's like Peter Paul and Mary.
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: Catholic church is hilarious, just being in church when you're
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: fucking ten years old.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Just working off a sweat. Oh wait, I get so continue.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm at a point where I don't need
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: my stories to end. No, I really Actually, I'm fine
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: with that. I think that I've learned that whatever you're
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: gonna do, no story, and that's that's fine. I've made
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: my peace with it. No, I I truly don't think
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: a whole bunch of half open cans.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think that that was just good riffing. That's
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: all that was.
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: But once the riff comes to an end, that's when
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: you segue back into your story.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I don't have the will to reinterrupt you enough times.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: But it's not It's just that's how you wrote my story.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: This is riffing.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: One on one.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: We got to give you a riffing class. It's used.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: You tell the story and then we chime in with
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: we punch it up a little.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Bit, say we again, like now you're mister he doesn't
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh he does it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: He does it all the time. And we punch up,
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: We punch it up, make it a little better for you.
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: And then you come back in and you really hammer
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: it home. You bring you bring it back. Well, you
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: put a bow on this story. So the story ends. Okay,
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: it just better be good.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: That's the problem is you've riffed it all the way
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: to the fucking rafters.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: And now, no matter what I say, I can't. I
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: can't riff on top of your rift.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Brother.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: You gotta you gotta have faith in yourself, and you
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: can you can match the pace you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: An intermission into my story.
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: The intermission that I inserted was four seconds long, and
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: now it's going on like five minutes.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: That's the problem.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: I think people think my stories are long on this
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: show simply because I can't end them on my own timeline.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: No, but that's the whole point of the show.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: So now you got to go back and you got
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: to hammer it home. And I'm trying to I'm trying
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: to motivate you. I don't even I don't even like church.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: That's where it ended. We were having a enough this
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: was a great story.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: The story is that we were doing the thing and
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I was starting to think, boy, this is great, and
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: then of course they pass a fucking bucket or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: and I am I'm waiting to I don't know what
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: I'm supposed to put in there. And me and this
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: girl only been on like two dates and nothing particularly
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: fornicationists yeah, had happened yet, and so I'm thinking, like, well,
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: you know, if.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I give two hundred dollars, Will she fuck me?
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Or if I give too little? Is that gonna not?
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: Is that gonna mean that I won't, you know, get
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: all the way home? And I I think, I think
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I put like, I don't know, ten bucks in the bucket.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I put it twenty. But then I thought,
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: you know, I'll wait until she gets one of these
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: rapturous moments where she's singing and swaying and closing her eyes.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: And I really thought hard about like taking the taking
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: money out and putting it in and waiting until she
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: closed drys and like withdrawing a tenor yeah.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, taking changes, taking a change.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: You can make change, isn't that okay? Can you not
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: make change out of the church collection bucket?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I think it is okay, but I think it definitely
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: looks a little off.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: People get so weird about that making change out of
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: tip jars. I think it's fine. You're still getting a
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: significant tip. Yeah, you just had the wrong expectations because
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I came forth with a big.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: The problem is if someone sees you halfway through, because
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: they only see you taking because they don't see your
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you have to be very ostentatious with the give.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: You can reach deep into these buckets, and if you
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: have any sleight of hand, you can drop your twenty
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: and ball up the ten.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, draw Oh. The mentalists probably can fucking
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: steal the entire year bucket exactly.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: It gets the last person.
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: It's full, and then they bring it out back and
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: it's empty, and he's.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Like the jets are.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: They look over and he's levitating. Where do all the
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: money go?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Why don't you check the freezer.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Check your dishwasher? They will be broken glass and all
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: the money.
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: They should they should make an Ocean's thirteen or Ocean's fourteen.
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: They rob like the Vatican. How much money you think
• 50:45
  Speaker 10: they have on on? They did that? And I think
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: it was called the da Vinci Code.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know if entirely loosely.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: That's something thought, the da Vinci code. Very good. Playing
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: book's good.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I've heard the books good as well.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: You ain't reading a fucking book. Fuck, no cracking book.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I gave up even even trying to crack book. I
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: used to just bring one on every fucking plane ride
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: or whatever, and just I wouldn't read it, but I
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: would have it there as like a parachute. I don't
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: even fucking waste my luggage space on a book anymore.
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: I keep starting books and not finishing them, like I
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: started Sharp Objects. And then I just watched the show.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And it was pretty good.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: It's great, haunting, the ending is wild, Oh my god,
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: watched through the credits. Oh yeah, shots the floor, yes, unbelievable.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: And then that ship what is it. It's a girl show.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: No, it's a little bit of a girl show.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Goes to back to her hometown to investigate some disappearances.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: It's sort of Mayor of Easttown meets like, yeah, I
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: It's every single show like that is just trying to
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: be Mayor of East Town. None of them.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Well, that one came out before Mayriv'stown did really debunked.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck. Mayor V's Town is so fucking good.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. We're due for another one of those. Yeah,
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: we haven't seen nothing like that has come out. And
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: there was a spate there where they had Mayor V'stown,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: the one with Nicole Kidman, the undoing I think.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: It was called Yeah, that one's really good, which was
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: really good.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: And we were just living in this period of having
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: these amazing thriller limited series that major stars are attaching
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: themselves to.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: It started off with what was that, Matthew McConaughey.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: One True Detective.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, True Detective.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: That one's great Season one.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking love cop shows. I will watch First
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: forty eight because that's that real shit. But I'm not
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: trying to see someone act out as cops.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: That's really all I watch is cop shows or comedies.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: You watch Blue Blood's No, not like that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I don't watch like like procedurals, soap opera. Again, throwing
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: up on myself this time it's all over my front.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I gave my mother in law. Ah, is it still smoldering?
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: No?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I gave my mother in law an NYPD mug for
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: She almost cried. She was so fucking happy about it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: She appreciated it so much. She's like, now the blue
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: bludge is off there. It's like, it's like, what are
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: you just gonna watch your mug?
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: That's my only connection to the force.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I told her she should like drive around with it
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: if she ever gets it gets like a ticket. Oh yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: like no, I have this mug. This mug I got
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: at CVS.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: M IPD merch has to be the biggest, the biggest
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: police force souled merch in the country.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Right, do they get a cut of that because it's
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: usually like West African dude selling it on like seventh half. Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: next to a fuck you you fu shirt.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Those guys are really hoping for another nine to eleven.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about this. There are certain industries just
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: like that one that owe their entire success to.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: The other one is travel sized toilet trees. Oh yeah, absolutely,
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: think about that. Before the underwear bomber, before the guy
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: that like brought bombs on the plane.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: In liquid form, we could travel with full blown water
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: bottles and shampoo. I'm talking eight ounces ten ounces, Yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: however many ounces you want. You could bring a gallon
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: of water.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I remember bringing a gallon of shampoo on just a
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: weekend trip. That's a big It's a lot of shampoo.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Would you go to Costco to get that? I'll go
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: to Costco And had you been did you get attacked
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: by a.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Skunk trip a roundup size container of shampoo and I
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: would just.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Get through carry its separate from your Give.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: The TSA agents a pump as they put their hands out,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I give them a pumpish, you tell them something to
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: take home for themselves. It was a great time.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: But think about it, like then all these companies had
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: to start making the three point five or was it
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: three point eight ounces or less?
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You could sneak a four on. But do you actually
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: buy those though?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Before traveling?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, I have to.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just use whatever they have at the hotel.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I mean I have face wash.
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: And you know, once you get to a certain age
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: you want that's true.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Better, I guess I just use. Also, I'm not trying
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: to die at sixty five.
• 55:33
  Speaker 10: I'm not trying to die.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: In college, you said, what's an age you would be
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: happy with that?
• 55:41
  Speaker 10: Someone told me right now, you're going to live until
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: you're sixty five. It's better than being like, you're gonna
• 55:46
  Speaker 10: live until you're fucking twenty eight.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Well, fine, let's put it this way.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: The other part of it is when I'm eighty, I
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: don't want to look like a fucking you're.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Going golf glove.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: You will absolutely every need cigar episodes. I promise you would.
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: Rat You're gonna rather look like you're eighty when you're eighty,
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: rather than looking like you're fucking like forty five.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna look all LiPo and botoxed up, but
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm gonna do my best to make my skin
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: and fucking I don't want my neck to look like
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: it's gone vagina. That will beaten to hell, it will.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta get on those polymers. Who's that guy that's
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: doing like the anti aging thing and he's like tasting.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, you're gonna look like you want to look
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: like that fucking freak.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He is an absolute freak.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: That guy is a freak. That's the only word to
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: describe him.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: But there are whole industries that are built off of tragedy.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Another one's that, I mean hand sanitizers. The hand sanitizers
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: people they were buying yachts based off COVID right, Oh, yeah,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: that was a big one. Or like tequila companies were
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: turning into like hand sanitizer, like hand washing. Say, it
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: would smell like tequila.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly like tequila.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: We got pulled over it like jeans were drinking it. Yeah,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you really could probably distill it. Yeah, it's crazy that
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: they just sense stuff like alcohol, like a hand sanitizer
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that smells like tequila. Idle lip bomb that smelled like, uh,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: there's like a whiskey flavored lip bomb. And then you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: go to some hotels they have a rum flav a
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: rum scented body wash. Imagine getting pulled over. You smell
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: like a fucking Long Island iced tea drinking.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Why would you ever want a rum scented body wash.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: It's in every It's in almost every hotel. That ie,
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: it's like a rum and cilantro. You smell like a
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: fucking taco bowl.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That's insane.
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: You must be staying at different hotels. The hotels that
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: I stay at.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: The soap is nailed to the side of the wall.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Malony Gates.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: That's good stuff, though, gets well, it's gotta be Gates
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: because of mad Gates from the congressman.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you think he knows about fucking Eric and
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: probably no chance, no fucking chance.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: I met, I met, I no idea. I met Marjorie
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Taylor Green once she was staying in the same CrossFit Nashville.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Does she do that?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like a massive cross for real.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Then before she even got elected, she had like she
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: was putting a CrossFit videos in her rice.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Dude, you were getting to CrossFit I had one year
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: where I did it and I got obsessed and I
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: got huge, and then my elbow exploded, No, absolutely exploded
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: to the plow where I couldn't sleep for two weeks.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: I was like, maybe this will go away, play through
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: the pain.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big surgery, oh huge, complete an elbow reconstruction.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Damn. Because they're they're.
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: Like that's what they They're like, they don't want you
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: to have good form, like the oh all that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and people are like, yeah, I just banged out
• 58:58
  Speaker 10: seventy five pull up that.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, the pulps weren't even the problem for me.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: It was the It was all the like Olympic lifting. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: a lot of clean overhead snatch. I don't know how
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: to do a snatch.
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: Snatch if you're a if you're a normal person, there's
• 59:11
  Speaker 10: no reason for you to be doing.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: The overhead doing a snatch. You ever go to a
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: normal gym where someone's doing that ship and you're like, dude,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: and they're jumping smashing the feet into the ground and
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: then sounds like someone's stomping around.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I need to find a video of h M
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: j T of her doing the pull ups because she
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: has one where she does fucking insane pull ups.
• 59:35
  Speaker 10: But those those cross of people legitimately will say they're like,
• 59:38
  Speaker 10: I just did a hundred pull ups and you're like, no,
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: you didn't.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: They don't specify that it's kipping or butterfly. Butterfly pull
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: ups are the ones. That's what you're talking about. Let's
• 59:49
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  Speaker 2: How many pull ups can you do?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: Like? Regular, wide grip right now, dead hang strict, yeah DHS.
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  Speaker 5: When I was really in shape, well, the right time
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: I worked at barstool, I'm just gonna say I was
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: training pull ups and doing like weighted pull ups, yeahuff
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: all the time, and I did like twenty four.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: That's how I hurt my arm.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Oh actually these look pretty good, eh little lee swing,
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  Speaker 1: but that's okay.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: I know those are pretty good. That's what I used
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: to train pull ups. But when I was going into college,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 10: and that's how I exploded the tendon in my arm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 10: because I was doing the David Goggins thing where you
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 10: put a pull up.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: You put a pull up bar.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 10: On your bedroom door, and you have to do as
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 10: many pull ups as you can every time you go
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 10: in and out of your room. And I did it
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: for like two weeks and I got it. I could
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: bang out like twenty pull ups. I was also very light.
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  Speaker 10: I was not a big person. And then one day
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: I did until failure. Something just popped in my arm.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: Haven't done a pull up since then.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, David Goggins that people don't point out the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: fact that he used what he used to be three
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Yeah, so his body is probably so much
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: more used to carrying extra weight.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: He was three. Was he was obese?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh yeah, he was a fat load.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I thought he was like a Navy seal or something.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they used to let fat loads in the Navy seal.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: He's literally a Navy Was he ever a Navy seal?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe sea lion? Was he ever actually a Navy seal?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: Or was he just.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Or was.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: Like m I don't know, but I will tell you
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: that the fact checking that we often engage in on
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: this show brings everything to a screeching hole.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: And you're right, you're the primary offender.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I just offended. I looked up that, Marjorie, but you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: did it quickly and you were able.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: To I've already done. You're still talking about an already.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Let me look this. Not all nobody talk while I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: do this. I've never said that, Folcus. When I when
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: I stopped talking, you guys get lost.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: You're like, what do we do?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Where do we go from here?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: You know I was talking earlier and you told me
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: to stop talking. Yeah, don't talk on the podcast. Are
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you done talking? Well?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 10: In Francis is his whole little rant that he just
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 10: had already determined that he was a Navy seal. Wow,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 10: shout out Goggins, protecting this country anyway, you.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Met Marjorie Taylor Green.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I guess I walked right by, maybe, I said,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I walked by her. She was in
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: the lobby of this hotel in Nashville. I was down
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: there for a wedding and I saw her and she
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: looked at me in a way where as I was
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: walking by, it was like, yeah, fucking try me say
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: something to me.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Really, I know you don't like me, did you? I didn't.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 14: No.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: I still respect elected officials enough or people of their
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: privacy not to bother them. Yeah, but I remember feeling
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: as I walked by her, like, boy, that is a
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: person who is living on the edge. They are like
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: ready to fucking go to war at any second.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: That's the kind of people you want in office. I
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: just think it's a tough life. Definitely wound that tightly
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: But you have to be a psycho to go up
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: to somebody in public and be like, fuck you what
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: you did to the fucking election in fucking Arizona, Like
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: just like screaming at somebody in public.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: I wish I was one of those people.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Why sounds awesome, No, it does not, just because then
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you're at the same level of like in their face
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: twitchiness as the fucking.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: And you have to sit there just looking at the camera. Oh,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. What do you what do they have?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: They had?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: They must have uh a.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: Response ready for that, because that must happen all the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: time she was. I'm telling you she had maybe one
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: security guard who was like, not that close.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's also on testosterone replacement therapy too. She's definitely twitchy.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: She's just on trt ready to fucking. I mean, how
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: do you think she can rip pull ups like that
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: unless she's on trend? That's true, She's got to be
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: on a little nose.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I used to do a joke about do you remember
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Brittany Grinder when she, uh she was being held captive
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: in Russia?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: And Russia she's wrote a book about it, by the way,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she didn't write single page.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think there's a keyboard with the keys spaced
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: out adequately for her size five thousand hands to actually
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: get to the keys. Yeah, but uh no. The joke
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: I did was like, uh, I used to say, why
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: why didn't she escape?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, whip out.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: That forty five pound kettlebell clatorus of hers and bashing
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: the brains of every guard from Sochi to Saint Petersburg
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: before hopping on one of those alaskanking crab fishermen boats
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: do a quick season of Deadliest Catch where she's just
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: pulling the traps out with her bare arms, not even
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: using the winch.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why did she not just plug her ponytail into
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: a whale and fucking ride off like Avatar.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Woman's like the six foot fourteen. You know why what
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Russian prison is? Did you? There was a picture of
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: her in one of the cells and her came above.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: There was like a divider of the bars and then
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: ceiling in a space and she was looking over it
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: being like no help.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: It's like, bitch, climb out, help.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Everyone else around.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: You can leave when you you're your handcock in that prison.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she could have one flew over the cuckoo's nest
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: out of there.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Don't they like rip the water fountain? Yeah, she could
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: have like ripped the water fountains.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Throw it through the window and then striding the let's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: all if you get out of here, I'm tired of
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: this place. You see that video, just Zelda, there no
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: more levels.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: That video of the Kaitlin Clark's team on the private jet.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, And someone quote tweeted and they were like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: everyone say thank you, Caitlin.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious. And they're all like holding up like
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: a perrier, like ab bitch.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it was pretty cool. I don't know.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: Everyone was flaming them for it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be awesome to be in a big
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: private jet, like massive private with all your homies. Yeah,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: but you know that the like on an NBA private jet,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: they're probably playing like bou Ray for like twenty thousand
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: dollars a hand. Oh yeah, these girls, aren't they They
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: definitely don't have enough money to gamble anything. They're probably
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: playing go fish for fifty cents.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Kaitlyn Clark definitely has the money.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Kaitlin Clark's rolling in it. She's rich as hell, dude.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: The scariest Russian dudes, back to the Kaitlyn Clark shit,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: are not like the big ass Russian dudes though. It's
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: the scariest Russian dudes are like the uh like small guys.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: It's like one hundred sixty pounds, five foot ten, like
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: pretty skinny guys that are like contortionists that can like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: put their like elbow behind their asshole and just like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: carry around machetes. Like the guys that could get out
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: of like a subway. Great if they were fucking trapped
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: in there and just like and just have like an
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: evil look on their face, just walk around with their
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: shirt off and fucking lick blood off of a machete.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: That's like a class of dudes in Russia. Yeah, you
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know Russia.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: You don't know shit about Russia. That's you know what
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: fucking Tucker Carlson told you. That's all you know about Russia.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: At eight hour interview.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking boring.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Putin's short, yeats really short.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: He's pretty sure he's scary. If he wasn't on, if
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: he wasn't all jacked up, he'd be that exact class
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: of Russian dude that I'm talking about.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: If he was, I think he is the class of
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Russan dude.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: He's just more jack than these guys. He's been eating good.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: There is the theory that he is the richest man
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: on the planet. You know that, right? You think? What
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: do you think he is?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: I don't really get I don't see why not I
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: don't see why not Russia. Russia is a country that
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: has wealth. He owns as much of it as he
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: wants because the oligarchs, they are all of the Russian
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: oligarchs are the handful of the richest people on the planet.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Where they work.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: He started before they started falling off fucking hotel balconies
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: because they were like, why did you take my money?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: There's a book, by the way, another book, Uh.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Make a TV show out of it.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: It's about Russia, Putin's killing program, Putin of East Town.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: There will be I think it's called there will Be Blood. See,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: that's good riffing. You should aspire to that.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 10: I broke the zippo quick No, very surgical, fucking idiot.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: I don't know how it broke it, but it's broken.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 10: What's the name of the book, There will be Blood?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: It's good. It's a very good book.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Wait the Upton isn't that matches?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: No, you're thinking of the Jungle Upton Sinclair?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: What is it? There will be Blood? I thought was
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: based on a Yeah that movie? Is it based on oil?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Is that not by Upton Sinclair?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: There will Be Blood is based about it? It's so weird.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: I was talking about that that movie This morning.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: With Bow and Matt. You guys talk in the morning,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: We go Bow.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: We talk every day. People are like amazed by that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: We break bread.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: You guys have good phone convos on the horn here.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: That's so he's in class right.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Whenever I try to have a good phone convo with you, you're like,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: what is this about?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: I'll call him and he'll not pick up and then
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: immediately text and say.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: What because you call me it like weird? Hours like
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: talking to you like weird.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Consider us like friends. It's like.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: You guys. You guys are what we like to call
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: six PM friends. That's when the cutoff time is.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I'll call you.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Before. You can't talk before no.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: I can only talk before no. You I answer when
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: both of you guys call. But you called me weirdly.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 10: You called me it like midnight.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I don't call you any more than you called me.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: You called me to call. Our conversations are like I'm
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: on a minute plan, like I have to get it
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: under like a fucking like I have to get it
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: under one minute.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 10: Anytime you guys call me, I'm playing video games. And
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 10: then I got to tell my friends. I gotta go
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 10: fuck rounds calling me.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: When I have when I have phone conversations with my friends,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: like I can easily have like our phone conversation about nothing,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: just a good fact that fucking riff session sound like
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: we should really put them on the podcast. Yeah, because
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: it's just a natural, free flowing riff.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: I talked to my friends this morning for an hour.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: I know. Well, that's what I'm saying. That's how I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: know that you're not You don't consider me and Francis
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: actual friends.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: I wasn't gonna talk to you guys for an hour
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 10: when I'm coming here to talk to you for an hour.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: You just can't have it.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Like, the main goal of.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: Me coming here was to talk to you guys for
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: an hour, So why would we talk for an hour?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, I'm not talking about this morning. I'm
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: talking about other mornings. I like, if I called you
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning after we don't have any more podcasts to do.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, you just got another one.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 10: You literally have a bad cigar brown. I've noticed you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: barely smoked your guar.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Would you do that?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: If Pat Bev was here? Pat Bev was here, you'd
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: be fucking you know what. I saw that I didn't
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: like today.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: I clicked on our but.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: I love I love where that the tone the tone
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: has changed. I clicked on our cigars to change the
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: tone at the pod, I.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 10: Clicked on our YouTube, and I clicked on the episode
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 10: from today to read the comments. And the ad that
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: we got before our episode started was a Roan and
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 10: Pat Bev ad for New Amsterdam volume.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Oh it's a little incestuous.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: So I'm gonna have to talk to someone and get
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 10: that removed from our account forever. Last thing we need
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: is promote is our That would be like if we
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 10: had a pot if our, if we were reading ads
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: for fucking the yak on this show.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: I do watch clips from the Pat Beev podcast with
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Ron where on ESPN just social media, I mean I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: follow their account and locked their account.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: I saw that Pat Bev said he played well enough
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: in the playoffs to start that he thinks he'll get
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: a new deal. So the question I would have is
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: is how like how true is that?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: And like what do you think the scope of that
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: might be?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: How much money is he going to get or if
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 10: he's ever going to play again. I heard that they're
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: working on an untold Netflix stock about Pat bev.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Untold, did you mean the second last game of.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: The season, he had he he started the game without
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Dame Loller.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 10: He had that before or after the game where he
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 10: threw the ball at the fan before killed them.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: Before thirteen says, yeah, those are good in the playoffs,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: that's really solid.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: And they won the game without Dame Loller daniannies so
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: from those metrics, he definitely earned. I mean, he's definitely
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: going to get another contract with the Bucks with it
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: could be the Bucks. I don't know.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: You don't really know what this guy doing. Like eight
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: mil a year, not that much.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I mean more no, no, this this year he made
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: three million a year with three point two million the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: veteran minimum. So you think five that'd be nice. But
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I really have no I have no clue what they're
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: going to three point two. I have no clue.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: We're keeping on them on that vet minimum. They actually
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 10: I heard they're trying to readjust the veteran minimum, just
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 10: make it lower.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this, and honestly, it's still just a fraction of
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: what you make from stand up.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: I wish imagine making three million dollars in a year.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fraction. It's six over two. It's six
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: halves of what you make. That's a math joke, right there, brother,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: three times a good rich, which is still means you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: make a lot of money.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: I do not make even close to that much money.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, then actually should I do it realistically? It's actually,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: oh boy, twelve halves of what you make.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 10: Roan doesn't know how much money I make, but I
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 10: could tell he thinks it's a lot more than it is.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Roan likes to bust my balls about how.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: Much money I make because we all know that he's
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: actually making six. I love seconds, I love this. What
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: is this thing that you two do? What do you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: shame each other? And I get to sit on the sidelines.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Well, it's really, Uh, you act like you don't make
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: that much money because you have six managers that are
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: taking every fucking check that you make. He's right, and
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: so you're paying Uncle Sam. You're paying fucking your six managers.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: And then when it comes trickles down to you. But
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: the money that you generate the corporation that is little
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: SaaS you're gross is actually SaaS. Yeah, it is actually
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: as managers.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: The way that I have excess, like Netflix.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Subscriptions, Rocket Cash to get ready. I have one.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Manager to delete people that you're fucking that are feeding
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: from the teeth. I have a manager, yeah, and an accountant.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: You got the accountant, the business manager.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: You've got the business manager. So you're at ten ten percent?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: No no, no, your parents said they do it for free,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: and you're just such an angsty teenager. My parents saving
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: me money. I would be in.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Prison right now that you a business manager. Text the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: other day and he goes, we have a.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Lot of work to do, because because he knows you're
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: a cash cow, if he makes himself seem more valuable
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: to you, then you're gonna have to pay him. If
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: he was like, oh, this won't be that hard, you'd
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: be like, well, why am I paying this guy ten
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: percent of every dollar I own? Earn?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Ten percent? What is it?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: I don't know, to be honest, you don't know. I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 10: haven't signed anything yet, so right now he's just doing
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 10: my taxes.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Oh god.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: The problem with when we do the cigar episodes is
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: that I start chugging these things.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, you start, I'm right with you. No you're not.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be way ahead of you. I mean you're
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: gonna be I'm at the same length. You think that,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: and you're you're just totally off. If we were to
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: fancas I'm addicted to nicotine.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: If we do a stick measuring contest right now, I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: have half the sea.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: You guys could literally go stick to stick right now.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Vron.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: On the other hand, I mean, I like, as a
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: man of patience, I'm slow playing mine.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: What do you think you think this is a race
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: to call it? You feel like this is a race
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: to finish the cigar first, because I think it's a
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: race to have the cigar the longest.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm like to I like to say and enjoy
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: my cigars. I'm not a rush. I'm not a right sure,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: I rushing because I know there's another one. You're rushing me,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: right and I want to be I want to get it.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right here.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I watched, by the way, after.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: You guys talked about that, I watched Kevin and Fights
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: talk about the premiere, and it's so funny to hear
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: from their perspective versus mine. They brought up something that
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: I forgot about, which was that the the moderator of
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: the Q and A at the premiere cut me off. Well,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: you're in the middle of the story. I was like,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: did Sas put you up to this? Because and I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: had started it? They they'll uh they They had been
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: talking about what they were doing in the pool before
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: I got up on the stage, and so then I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: came up on stage and started saying about this breath
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: holding contest thing we were doing that Shane and I
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: were doing, and uh, Kyla interrupted and was like, were
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: you a water pool player? And I was like, no,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: I get why you would think that or something, and
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 5: then people laughed and then it like went in that direction.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: And then the guy just said, all right, well that's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: all of our time because he was getting the light.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: But then you say, I don't he said, I don't
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: know where this is going.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: No, he didn't say that. Okay, he didn't say that.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: That is just a funny exaggeration, got it. That didn't happen.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: But I was I did feel like holy I felt
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: like holy shit. I just got absolutely dummied by this guy.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: Was this guy someone you know?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Or was this he's one of the EPs from rough House,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: which is Danny McBride's production company.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Oh did Danny McBride help produce that show.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, what does that mean? You opened up
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: the checkbook? I think? So is that what a producer does?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 10: Because I was like, Will Ferrell produced Succession. But it's like,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 10: you know, Will Ferrell wasn't actually on set of Succession.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Like I, hey, Tom, let's do this a little bit differently. Yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I could.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 10: I guess I could see Will Ferrell being on set
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 10: for a show like that, but like Drake produced Euphoria, right, Yes,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 10: Drake wasn't on at the at the high school campus.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: We could have been Have you watched that show? I haven't.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Have you watched We've talked about this.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Of course, it's as good as it gets.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: I've seen the scenes of Sidney Sweeney.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: Of course they mean more when you watch them in
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: the properm I doubt it. You need the context of
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: the show.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: You need the context. Yeah, you see your first boyfriend,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: the black Dude. I started watching with the Lord.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: Ye yeah, I started watching Uh that movie within Halthaway,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: she hooking up with the Younger.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 10: That movie comes up as a trailer every time I
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 10: every time I turn my TV on, and it pisses
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 10: me off so much.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: It is sexy, that is a sexy movie.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: She wants fingered by him, and it is I'm like, damn, dude,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I gotta get my digit game up really road like
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: all blown little harpsichord session.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: There he's she's got.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Her graphic, they show clip, do they show fingers on clit?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: No, he's got his hand down her down, her situation,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: and she's she moans, she moans out, she moans it
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: out the completion. I liked her in The Princess Diaries.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: No finger in seeds in that one, No fingering in that.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: You guys, remember the name of the fictional country that
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: she lives in.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Obviously not, do you? Of course? What is it?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Genova?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Genovia, the Princess of Genovia.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they couldn't just use a real country.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I remember the Belgia. Watch that movie all.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 10: The time because my little sisters would watch it same
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 10: and I hated it same except for I didn't have
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 10: any little sisters.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: But she had a British accent in that movie, I
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: don't think so.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: She used to live in our building, Yes, she lived
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: in one of those apartments that you have to turn
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: the key for.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, that was probably right. After she got that Genovia money.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: True, Genovia sounds like there is like eight or alternative.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Or like a home security system.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: Ask your doctor about Genovia.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was never a huge Anne Hathaway person.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: She's grown on me. Why watch that fingering scene and
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: tell me you're not a huge The Devil Wears Prada.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: That's a good movie, so good I'm allays trying to
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: get my wife to watch it. She never will Batmvie
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Devil Wears Prada chick flick.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: That's a classic.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 10: I try to what a weird dynamic that is. I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 10: try to put her on Vince your wife to watch
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 10: The Devil Wears Prada, and she's like, I'm not watching.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: This gay shit.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she won't watch it.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: On the game. I think the game is on tonight,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Rangers Hurricanes games, Dix.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: Rules is on. Watch something light tonight, watch it myself.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 10: Then Roan comes on and she's got the fucking Bruins
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 10: Panthers game on, and you stood.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: She's like cracking a beer.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah again, hurt, that's the first ash I've actually landed
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: in the fucking thing.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Hell, yes, good on you, bro.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: I saw Joey Camasta on a on a billboard on
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: the way to fucking driving down to Philly this past weekend.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I got so it was Joey and Snookie. They're like
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: going to be in Atlantic City at a hotel or
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: some casino or something like that. And I got so
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: excited and my wife didn't get it as excited as
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I did, and I like started a fight. I was like,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: why are you not fucking jazz about Joey Camasa. That's
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: my coworker on.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: A billboard, dude.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 10: The billboards going through New Jersey are in I mean,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: how many people are really getting injured? How many people
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 10: really need these lawyers?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: The injury lawyers are crazy. They must be printing fucking money.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: It's every single billboard is a different injury lawyer.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: I need to get into injury law. Seems like they
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: make a fucking rick.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was another Really that was another really
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: good joke. I think it was Schultz, Edelman, Gronkowski and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Brady is a law firm.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 10: That was funny, except it didn't really land because they
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 10: he said he doesn't throw to black people. But Randy
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: Moss was on the panel. Broes that's my bad. They're
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 10: gonna revoke your killers.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: I thought it still landed. I mean, there's there is
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: that is. The joke is that the Patriots always had
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: star white receivers, but they also had the best wide
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: receiver of all time.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Tavante Smith.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 10: Very Funnyante Smith is trash. Why did you just get
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 10: the fucking tru Why did you just get because the
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 10: Eagles are dumb?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: What they're bad?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about that?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Because Nick Sirianni running the ship here? Can you have
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: me that lighter again? If you have to light your
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: cigar when more take it away from you because you're
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: not keep on putting it in the ash tray. No,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: you're not hitting it hard enough. And by the way,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: tell me now.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Now you're ahead of.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 10: Dude, this little gap like this, this part of the
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 10: NFL where like the in between from the draft to
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 10: preseason is so brutal. They like they Jared Mayo said,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 10: they were like what about they were talking about Drake
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 10: may and they're like, yeah, he's got a lot of
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 10: work that he needs to do.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: And then like all these radio hosts.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Are like, man, if you're a Patriots fan right now,
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: you gotta be furious. They're saying their head coach pretty
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: much came out and said their quarterback is bad at football,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: and he was like, no, they said that he has
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: a lot of work to do when he's twenty one
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: years old. It's like, obviously no one thought he was
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: going to be the starting quarterback this year.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: But you said before the drafts, you do not want
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: the Patriots to get Drake may.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I said, I said, I said. I wanted to say
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: yeah because I think Penic Junior will.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Be ready to play this he said, Jaydon Daniels or
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Pennick Jr. You're like, I do not want Drake Man.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I'm happy with Drake Man.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Sleuths.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: I'm happy with Drake Man.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Book him gum shoes, book his ass, because you clearly
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: said it. We'll get the tapes back to back. The
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: same guy that caught me saying that I thought that.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: The I'm sorry, Ron, that's fine, he's not.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: You've got an ash it. You're just smoking ash is
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 5: all you're doing.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: I love this or I mean, I love any part
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: of the NFL season, But I'm watching like training camp footage, Yeah,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: like a mandatory mini camp footage. I'm listening to podcasts
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: about like which what what do teams have to prove
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: this upcoming year?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: You know I'm really excited for is my boy Javon Baker.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's a dog.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: No, he's that guy is gonna be one of the
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: best in.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: The league, jay Von Baker. Yeah, where'd he go? UCF. Yeah,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: that dude ain't a dog.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: That guy is a dog.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 13: Dude.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 10: He's the one that put out the statement and he
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 10: said ten players better than the NFL.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: You gotta be out of your fucking mind.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: That is a crazy bold thing to say.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 10: I think that was because he was the tenth receiver drafted.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 10: I don't think you meant actually in the NFL.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: I might get I might get the All twenty two
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: tape and start just breaking down. I might subscribe to
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: so I can like just be like, yeah, I turned
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: on some of the Packers, like last game before. Do
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: you see that shit about the Packers stadium that they're
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: gonna let they're gonna people smoke down the stadium. Yeah,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: they're gonna let you smoke cigarette cigars and delta A.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 10: Yeah, isn't that crazy? Like you should go to a
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 10: game out there. It's gonna be awesome, dude. I think
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 10: Wisconsin might be the state to me that is rising
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 10: the most in.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Stock what what about it?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: I just think it's a state that's like really got
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: a lot of potential.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Uh and and every time I go there, I'm like, man,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: this place is kind of cool. Got some stuff here.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: They had good culture, they got a good sense of
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: like state pride.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: I would definitely to the Packers game.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: That'd be fun.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: The Packers game. We get we get an Airbnb in
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: one of those houses that are right by the stadium. Yeah,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: then we record from the airbnb smashing episode. Then we
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: go into the stadium. Light up some light up from
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Delta eight.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tickets with game time.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Get our tickets with game time.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: That sounds like a good idea. That sounds like a
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: good ass time.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: I'm a big fan of Wisconsin. I think the uh,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: you know, they got that sort of down home farmer thing.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: Fat yes, but but beefy beefus.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 10: I was looking at the states with the worst alcohol problems,
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 10: They're number one.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 10: And there it's like it's like a lot. I think
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 10: the percentage was like twelve percent of the state is alcoholics.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they have. They have a little for all of us.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: They have unbelievable golf courses, unbelievable.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Great beaches, flat land, great beaches in the summer time,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: nice farmland.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Good access to a lake, one that you can swim in.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: A ton of lakes. It's one of the most boat
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: boats per capita.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that they got a lot of lakes.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: Good university scene, good steakhouteing beer is phenomenal.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: New Glorus Cow.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: What is the cow Cow? I like Wisconsin, big fan,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: big fan. Good people there, good people, good people, great people.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 10: They do have a little bit of a white supremacist problem, though,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 10: have they They do where in Wisconsin?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: What do you mean in that?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Like, uh, northern Illinois, Wisconsin area.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 10: Where are you getting this intel from the world?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I didn't realize you're getting the ship from
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: When my family lived in Wisconsin for three months, there
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: was like some incident with the KKK there that there
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: are Illinois Nazis was a big Illinois I know is
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: bad because I remember Nick when they were doing uh
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: rediscovering Oh.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: And were you there when that happened?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: You?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the they did Rediscovering America and Nick was wearing
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 10: all black and they went to a bar and these
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 10: guys like cornered him and pulled a knife on him
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 10: and asked if he was Antifa.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, Nick is somehow like a magnet for
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: a fucking.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, hilarious. I mean it's not it sucks for him,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 10: but funny.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Funny for us. Yeah, well, was that in Illinois?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: That was in Illinois? Yeah?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maga, yeah that was That was northern Illinois.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: I believe was it. I thought it was like like
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: Missouri or some shit.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 10: No, it was definitely because it was I'm like ninety
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 10: nine percent sure that was Illinois.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: Shud tex him.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: What's the state that you would say has the most pride?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: Is it Texas?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: It's probably Texas, right, m strongest sense of like this
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: is the state. My identity in a way is almost
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: more tied to the state that I'm from than being
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: an American.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 10: Texas is definitely up there. Yeah, Florida's up there, now,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 10: Florida's up there anywhere in like the Deep South. Liker
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 10: just going off of, like Brandon is obsessed with Mississippi.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Hawaii is up there. Yeah, people from Hawaii are their own.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because they feel like they shouldn't have gotten
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: colonized by the United States. There's like almost a legitimate
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: secessionist sentiment from Hawaiians.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: I'm extremely proud to be from Maine. I love that
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: I'm from Maine. That's something that is a big part
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: of my identity.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: I mean Brandon and Mincy, their whole identity is being
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: from Mississippi.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Is Mince even.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: Seems from New Orleans or from Louisiana. Oh, but he
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: went to Ole, miss I don't know he did he
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: go to He just.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe like, uh, did he? I think so? Does he?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Just like it does he?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 10: Just I don't know that that always confuses the ship
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 10: out of me. Guys are such big fans of college
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 10: teams that they didn't even go to I.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: Think Megan making money when to Mississippi State and Brandon
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: didn't even go there.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: But I don't think Brandon didn't go to Mississippi State.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely didn't. But I don't know.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Did he go to college or he went to community college?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: He went to some Yeah, he went to some place.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and he worked at an airport in Mississippi, which
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: is so funny.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Once he got off the worm farm. Yeah, his family
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: had a worm farm, and then he worked at the
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: airport and now he's now he's like living in a
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: like a million dollar house on.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: A lake, and his dad smoked math.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 10: He tells stories about his about waking up and his
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 10: dad's on the roof, like putting new shingles.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: On there on this other roof.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: A guy like that, I always wonder that, like, once
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: he became this star at Barstool, if there was anyone
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: in his life who was like I always knew, No,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: I always knew you were destined for greatness. Did anyone
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: see that coming?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: They must have, because there was a Brandon Walker Smoker's
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: Lounge in Starkville.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: But it's not actually named after Brandon Walkers. It is
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: I thought it was. I thought that was a joke.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: No, it's it is those boys. I think those boys
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: believed in Brandon from the jump.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. Brandon's hilarious.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: There's like, uh, I'm the other way. People are like, man,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: I really kind of thought you would do more. Yeah,
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: everyone's like, what happened? You were on such a good track.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had everything going for you.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: We thought you were going to go to the MLL.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah with Paul Rabel.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: I watched Paul Rabel.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: Make you think he's got a lot of money, Yes,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: I think. I think he's done very well at being
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: the one person who makes money in lacrosse.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: He's Dana White, and all his fighters are just like
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: or his lacrosse boys are like the fighters. They're making
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars a year.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: We played him once we scrimmaged the US national team,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: and uh, he was so much better at the sport
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: than anyone I'd ever seen that. I felt like I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: felt like a boy. Yeah, I felt like a boy
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 5: truly playing a man. Yeah, just anytime he wanted to
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: do anything, he wanted it. And this was we were like,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: you know, decent Division one team in Shape.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: How how good are all those dudes that went to
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: like the NFL and shit like that? Are they awesome
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: lacrosse players? Are they just pretty good athletes?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Could they do whatever they want? Like that went to
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: the NBA, they must have been.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: And and that's the other thing. There's another dude that
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: just transferred from playing college lacrosse and he's going to
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Stanford to play basketball and I'm like, I don't think
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: I would have thought basketball, more than maybe any other sport,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: was the one that you couldn't just return to after
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: five years of not working on your jumper.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: There's a guy who's like on the Golden State Warriors
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, but if you think about it, and basketball
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 10: also probably is the most common sport that's a hobby,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 10: it was so skill oriented.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so you can't just like be in good
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: shape and be an athlete and step on a basketball
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: court and it'll be NBA level or Stanford level basketball.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 10: I feel like everyone that was a good athlete growing
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 10: up in my town, like all of the good athletes
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 10: played their sport and then they all played basketball too.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're okay, fine, right.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 10: Fine, Yeah, I guess that's not what the response I
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 10: was expecting. But you're gonna end the conversation on that one.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: No, No, fine, have it your.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: Way, have it your way. It's your world. Your truth
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: is the truth.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 10: We're just gonna I just thought that was a simple,
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 10: like response, We're going to the conversation that was like,
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 10: I don't think that was like a halting stock. Bring
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 10: the conversation to a screeching fine Fine by saying by
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 10: saying that I knew a lot of athletic kids who
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 10: were good at basketball.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: No, great, great.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Brought that up.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 10: Whatever, I guess we'll just end the episode there. Two
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 10: hundred Oh man, what else?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: What else we have to record tomorrow?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: Where are we at? On time?
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: This is this is sweet? Two hundred though, so we
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: should go for two hundred minutes at least. Jesus Christ, Oh, champagna.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: You guys can have champagne that blends well with.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 5: A nice noxious and bringing down. I was looking back
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: at my my photos on my camera role, and I was, uh,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: I was finding a bunch of a bunch of photos
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: where my drinking was starting to really get getting tense.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 5: And I found a photo of me in when I
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: sold out Laugh Boston. I sold out five shows and
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 5: they bring they give you like a gift basket in
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 5: your hotel room. And it was like three am, and
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 5: I was in the hotel lobby with Mooke and Derek Dresser,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 5: and I was drinking champagne out of out of the
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: bottle because the bar stopped serving alcohol. And I remembered
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 5: that that they gave me a bottle of champagne. So
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: I went up to my room and grabbed the bottle
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: of champagne and just drank a full bottle of champagne.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: No fucking way, you didn't even share it with the mokeman.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Think I gave mook.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: So every time I've ever done laugh Boston, that hotel
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 5: always has an insurance convention. Oh yeah going on at
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 5: the same time, and those people are getting so drunk.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Do you like that? I like when that happens.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: I love when I show up to a hotel and
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: there's like something going on.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 10: It's busy, Yeah, because it makes me feel like you're
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 10: not in the middle of fucking nowhere.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: Well, then you just know that somebody's cheating on someone.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, Oh those people.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 10: You ever been in the hotel in the in the
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 10: elevator when you're going up with two of them?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: I thought about getting into insurance just for the fuck.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's a lot of fucking just for the
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: sexual intercourse.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the the uh. There's no necessity for conferences a conference.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: You don't need to have a fucking conference a yearly
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: work conference.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: You also could just zoom. Now I feel like zoom.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: Well, how are you gonna cheat over zoom?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, Stephanie, mind if we hop on into a breakout
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: room for a second.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 5: Made me in the side side pocket over here, Let's
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 5: hop into a breakout room so we can masturbate in
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: front of each other.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Masturbating over a phone to each other is hilarious, or
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: via laptop. It's very nasty. People are doing that shit.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised more people did. There must have been more
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: people who like accidentally masturbated on zoom over COVID and
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: just didn't get fired, probably just thought it was weird.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Then there was that one guy who famously got caught.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the reporter of Washington Post or something like that.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: Maybe he was Walter journal but he was a respected
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: voice in journalism.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: And respected boys do not jerk off, not during meetings,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: at least if you're a very well respected boy, you
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: do not fucking pound your dick.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: I am zooming. He came back. He's okay, he's back.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 10: I have a meeting today and I've never once considered
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 10: the idea of masturbating in the middle of the meeting. Well,
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 10: he thought it was over, dumbass, did he you think.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: That he thought about masturbating in the middle of like,
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know, terrorist events, and.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 10: It's like that Louie bit, I was the first. That
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 10: was probably the first stand up bit that I ever heard.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 10: It's probably the first time you left probably between the
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 10: stand up. Yeah, you can judge a person. How you
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 10: can judge how bad of a person someone is based
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 10: on how long they waited to jerk off after nine
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 10: to eleven, And he's like, for me, it was in
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 10: between the first and the second tower falling.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, Killer, you.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: Know who I was listening to this weekend. I was
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: listening to.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Uh Bilburr No, Bill, Bill Hicks.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: Kyle Kanaane. Oh yeah, he's really fun.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: Killer absolutely.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 10: Have you ever heard his bit about doing the interview
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 10: for Hustler's magazine and how his parents like read all
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 10: of his interviews and they're like, what is this interview
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 10: you did for Hustlers? And then he's like, oh, it
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 10: was just there's no pictures, there's just an interview and
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 10: they're like, well, we've been driving around all day looking
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 10: for it. And then he tells a story about about
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 10: imagining his parents busting bursting into liquor stores being like
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 10: you guys got any hustlers, And the guy's like, now
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 10: we got got Penthouse, we got all these other ones,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 10: And then he's listening off all the like he's imagining
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 10: the clerk like listing off all the magazines that they have,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 10: and then his dad getting impatient and being like, no.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: Man, we're looking for hustlers. That's the one that our
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: kid is in.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: What are some other good bits?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: That's a good bit.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: What are some other good bits other comedians have done?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: It's a funny bit. Bro.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 10: You don't have to be a fucking asshole it You
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 10: would never do that to Pat Bev? What it'd be
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 10: slobbing on his nod if you told that story?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, Pat, you are the greatest, aren't you?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: You do deserve it.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Wowat you did try to fistfight that lady reporter. You
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: still are the greatest.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: Huh you deserve more money for that.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: I think I might be done. Yeah, I think that's
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: probably about it.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: There's a little tobacco in there.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: They don't have a roach clip.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: You don't disparage the good.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 10: What did Pat Bev say about that whole interaction where
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 10: he tried to kill the fan and then he tried
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 10: to beat up a woman. Don't go subscribe to the pod, bro,
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 10: I unsubscribed from the pod. I was subscribing, then subscribed
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 10: when that happened, you were never subscribed, dude.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: I was thinking we should would be fun to get
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: a fucking TV in here where we could smash FIFA. Yeah,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: why you don't think that'd be fun to play video
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: games with your boys? Actually, you gotta go rush home
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: to play video game with your real friend.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: I also don't play those games.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: Get Madden going in here?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Madden sucks so much, dude.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: Like NHL.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: NHL is the only game, that only sports game that
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: We'll start off with NHL and then that'll be our
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: gateway drug to the rest of them.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 10: FIFA I've never, I've never really like says the field
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 10: is too big.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you to NHL is so good?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: Too big because you like can't fathom that it's that big.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: It's too big for your small mind.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Pretty much. Yeah, it's just too much open space.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: NBA is fun? The NBA is a fun game, but
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: it's hard. I like that cigar so much that I
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: might cancel on my mom tonight. And what get another
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: cigar or just keep going? See where the night goes?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Man? What's your What are you and your mom gonna do?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: Catch up?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: She's in town for a conference?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: No, does your dad no.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: Coattails?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: He's comic?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 10: Are they gonna put a pineapple outside of their hotel room?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Bro? Damn, your parents are swingers. Bro.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Conferences are absolute, absolute swing fest.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think we have We've gone too long for
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: me to have another cigar? Now another one? Not having another?
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, crack another one. We're not gonna keep going.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: You want to win over the viewers. They'll fucking love
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: that ship.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: Francis is goaded to Holy ship double stick.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: Don't you have some arones? He's pretty much got a
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: full one left.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: Two sticks, like a fucking TwixT that would be legendary.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: All he just smoked cigars to light them.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: It's the best part, easily the best part.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: That literal sounds like you're in an insurance conference.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: It sounds like the Pat Bev Show.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: I uh, you finally made a good job.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 10: I've been getting so into hockey, dude. I was watching
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 10: the Patrick Kane highlights the other night.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 5: He might be the gout go to American yeah, some say, yeah,
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: what's Sidney Crosby Canadian?
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: They're all everyone who's been good that doesn't have a
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: Russian name is Alex Ovechkin. He's Russian. Yep, yeah, he's good.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you said that the Panthers have no
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: chance though they don't. I might just put a future
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: on them right now.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: I would be it's just lose it. You just may
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: as well light the money on fire. The Panthers, the Hurricanes.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: You think the Panthers are gonna You think the Hurricanes
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: are gonna beat the Rangers. Who are you talking about
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: When you say the Panthers, who are you talking about?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: The Florida Panthers? Oh, the Florida Panthers. Fuck, I'm thinking
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 5: Carolina Panthers. I thought you were talking about Rangers Canes.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I was saying that. I was saying that
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: the Bruins are are most.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 10: Likely going to lose this series. Yeah, and then there's
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 10: and then. But I said, I don't think there's even
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 10: a chance that the Panthers. I don't think either of
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 10: those teams have even the slightest chance of winning the
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 10: Stanley Cup. I think if you watch any other series
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 10: going on right now, you're like, oh, that's they're playing
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 10: a different game.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: Like Dallas looks pretty good too. Dallas looks good.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 10: Uh, the I mean Avalanche looks I guess will not
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 10: anymore because.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: That guy, Yeah, that guy, yeah, yeah, I can't believe that.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: Guy fucking stage three. Yeah.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 10: And then the Canucks Oilers are both unbelievable and the
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 10: Rangers Hurricanes. It's gonna be. I think it's gonna be
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 10: either the Rangers Hurricanes or the Canucks or the Oilers.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: They're gonna win.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 5: Oh boy, that that buzz you get from the cigars,
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Have some champagne too, that's a different buzz. Put right
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: on top. No, man, oh man, take a slurp of it.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: Have a slurp? Why not?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: I will?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: No, I will? All right, Well we can end it.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 5: We don't have to.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: I'm going for a while. I have a meeting in
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: forty five minutes. I do have things.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, would you have a meeting at four three twenty.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: Trade thurty?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: Three thirty five minutes, forty five fifty five.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: Pound Hey, I need to go.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: Who gives a goddamn?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 5: Because I have a thing I have to shoot with
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: data at two thirty, which is five minutes ago.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, shit, all right, well, thank you guys for listening.
• 1:46:15
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• 1:46:19
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• 1:46:21
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• 1:46:22
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• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Keep subscribing to this. Keep keep our lights on so
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  Speaker 1: that so little can be nasty about my other work
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  Speaker 1: that I have to do to keep the lights on
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: for me and my family. I don't hear you trashing
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: Francis's show with data.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: That happens forty feet away. I'm not flying to LA
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 5: to shoot teaching data stuff.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: Oh Man canceled the flight from LA just so I
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: could be with my brothers, just so they could tear
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  Speaker 1: me down, you boys, two hundreds. You see you guys
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: for the fucking next two hundred. Huh? All right, nice,
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  Speaker 1: that was great.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 12: Wazzo still still under ground sound. I looked out to
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 12: you game around. I was only falling one way. I
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 12: was only falling.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 11: Day.
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  Speaker 12: What drifted.
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  Speaker 2: Was so?
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 12: So then you leave something. No, I'm coming. I was
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 12: on a phone long, I was on your phone long,
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 12: I was on your phone in one I was on
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 12: your phone line. The strange. Don't get something.
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  Speaker 1: I was phoning one way.
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