Latest / CelinaSpookyBoo / I bought ALL your MISSING AMAZON packages
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- 0:00Speaker 1: So I bought this 10-foot tall pallet of your Amazon
- 0:03Speaker 1: returns and lost packages. So let's see what's inside of it.
- 0:06Speaker 1: We have to get this all inside. In 2020, I
- 0:09Speaker 1: bought all of your lost and returned Amazon packages. Remember this? Oh,
- 0:14Speaker 1: I'm out of my tub.
- 0:15Speaker 2: How much did you bid?
- 0:16Speaker 1: I'm in the tub. Trying not to have a mental breakdown.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Bought two. It was over $ 6, 000. Because things are not
- 0:26Speaker 1: going well. What do we got? Wow, doesn't that look exciting?
- 0:31Speaker 1: It's stickers. So I paid $ 3, 200 and I am going
- 0:36Speaker 1: to get back from it.
- 0:36Speaker 3: $ 1, 800.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Will I ever do this again? Hulk to the knock.
- 0:46Speaker 1: You guys wanted me to do it again, so here
- 0:48Speaker 1: it is. A 10 foot tall Amazon monster pallet that
- 0:52Speaker 1: I spent $ 1, 250 on. So we have to go through
- 0:55Speaker 1: it together, see if I found some of your packages
- 0:57Speaker 1: and see if I'm gonna make my money back. So
- 0:59Speaker 1: let's get it all in here. Okay, if you notice,
- 1:03Speaker 1: some of this looks like it's been in a car accident.
- 1:05Speaker 1: It didn't show up on the day that it was
- 1:06Speaker 1: supposed to show up and they called us from the
- 1:08Speaker 1: shipping company and said there was a really bad accident.
- 1:09Speaker 1: So my condolences if there were any injuries. So let's
- 1:12Speaker 1: find out if some of this was in a car accident.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Or if that was just also scammy. First up, we
- 1:17Speaker 1: have something that looks like it has been in a
- 1:19Speaker 1: car accident.
- 1:20Speaker 2: Um....
- 1:22Speaker 1: A wood dish.
- 1:23Speaker 2: It would.
- 1:25Speaker 1: It's from a smoker's house. That's for sure. This was, um,
- 1:27Speaker 1: a return. Alright, this does not say what it is
- 1:31Speaker 1: at all. Which is the most fun. I picked up
- 1:33Speaker 1: the gifts back at Christmas time.
- 1:35Speaker 2: You mean Witchmas time? Witchmas.
- 1:39Speaker 1: It's packing paper. I bet some of these packages would
- 1:44Speaker 1: have needed that for sure. A used roll of packing paper. Oh,
- 1:48Speaker 1: we're off to a good start, guys, aren't we? 15
- 1:50Speaker 1: bucks then, bro.
- 1:51Speaker 2: What, is it a half roll?
- 1:52Speaker 1: It's a sad roll. It's a sad roll. All right,
- 1:55Speaker 1: this is definitely a return. This looks like how I
- 1:57Speaker 1: would return something. They didn't even, um, yeah, didn't close
- 2:00Speaker 1: the packaging. Just taped it. Come on, be something good.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Get me excited.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Wait.
- 2:09Speaker 1: It's to keep your cat from getting into a room.
- 2:11Speaker 1: It just goes like this. $ 20. Okay, who's next? This
- 2:16Speaker 1: looks like it's been in a car accident. Look at that.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Look at that actual intense crushage. It smells a little smoky.
- 2:23Speaker 1: Maybe it was in a car accident and everything got
- 2:25Speaker 1: burnt up.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Oh.
- 2:26Speaker 1: What is this? A shower shelf! It's a shower shelf!
- 2:30Speaker 1: Look at that, with suction cups, you suction that right
- 2:32Speaker 1: inside your shower. Gonna be able to put all your
- 2:34Speaker 1: little toiletries in there, your little soaps.
- 2:36Speaker 2: More specifically, shower caddy.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Shower caddy! $ 28. 99, baby! This is a baby playpen, and
- 2:42Speaker 1: it's still all in its wrappers in there. Oh, this
- 2:45Speaker 1: looks like fun. I might have to keep this for
- 2:47Speaker 1: my dog.
- 2:48Speaker 2: $ 109.
- 2:48Speaker 1: This would actually be good for Eddie, I think.
- 2:52Speaker 2: You can get out of that.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I can get out of anything, can't I? This
- 2:55Speaker 1: is so light it feels like nothing is inside.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Nothing!
- 2:58Speaker 1: Cutting through the tape. Fun thing about me, I don't
- 3:01Speaker 1: like sticky. Anything sticky. I don't like slime. I don't
- 3:05Speaker 1: like sticky.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Wee, that's sticky icky icky.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Corner protectors for your house, for the wall. I'm keeping these.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Corner protector.
- 3:13Speaker 2: What are you, European?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Stop. I don't like grumpy corners.
- 3:16Speaker 2: You got an Italian and a Portuguese thing?
- 3:18Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 3:19Speaker 2: Plastic on couches?
- 3:20Speaker 1: That's grandma.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Runners?
- 3:22Speaker 1: Grandma! I'm a grandmother! 1999!
- 3:29Speaker 2: Oh, it's got glass. Did it survive the thrashing? Wait!
- 3:32Speaker 1: Large vanity mirror.
- 3:33Speaker 2: How many mirrors do you think that accident might have been?
- 3:35Speaker 1: Dude, I don't know.
- 3:36Speaker 2: You might have a lifetime of bad luck. Wait!
- 3:38Speaker 1: Do we have a lifetime of bad luck? Mayday!
- 3:41Speaker 2: We didn't break it.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Come on, be cute.
- 3:43Speaker 2: Be cute!
- 3:44Speaker 3: Careful.
- 3:45Speaker 2: It might have survived.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
- 3:48Speaker 1: 10 out of 10 for packaging. It lights up. Hey,
- 3:51Speaker 1: this is looking good. This is looking like it was
- 3:52Speaker 1: never actually open. Oh, I like it. Oh my gosh.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Is it surviving?
- 3:58Speaker 1: Yes, it survived. Makes you feel like a movie star.
- 4:02Speaker 1: The movies! I am a movie star! Can you see Adam?
- 4:06Speaker 1: There he is!
- 4:06Speaker 3: Hello! Hello, everyone!
- 4:09Speaker 1: How much is this?
- 4:10Speaker 2: That is... That one looks like this $ 140 one. Oh
- 4:13Speaker 2: my god, I'm gonna keep this.
- 4:16Speaker 4: Shh.
- 4:16Speaker 2: Go to sleep.
- 4:17Speaker 1: Next up, we got another playpen. We're not gonna open that. Pam-O-Babe.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Look up the Pam-O-Babe. Okay, $ 100. We got a little box.
- 4:27Speaker 1: I like the little boxes. I feel like, you know,
- 4:28Speaker 1: great things come in short packages. Big six-foot packages can
- 4:33Speaker 1: be quite silly, can't they, Adam?
- 4:35Speaker 2: Are you calling me silly? Are you calling me a silly-dilly?
- 4:38Speaker 2: There's something.
- 4:39Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're ready for the Super Bowl party.
- 4:41Speaker 1: We have glitter champagne glasses!
- 4:44Speaker 2: Oh, New Year's, Super Bowl.
- 4:46Speaker 1: We're gonna make a tower made out of a football
- 4:48Speaker 1: out of these.
- 4:48Speaker 2: Does that mean you're gonna get craft aids in your drinks?
- 4:51Speaker 1: No, the glitter's in the plastic. The glitter is in
- 4:53Speaker 1: the plastic! Can someone explain to this man the difference
- 4:55Speaker 1: between glitter on and glitter in?
- 4:57Speaker 2: $ 29. 99!
- 4:57Speaker 1: This box is covered in.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Confetti. Not real confetti. Adam can chill out. Unbox the
- 5:05Speaker 1: best of Asia. I don't know if these are from Amazon.
- 5:08Speaker 1: These are just really random packages. Some are brand new,
- 5:11Speaker 1: some are open. Nothing's been broken yet though, Adam.
- 5:15Speaker 5: Nice.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Nice! Ooh!
- 5:19Speaker 1: It's broken! What a nice bowl this would have been though.
- 5:24Speaker 1: But wait, wait! One of them isn't broken!
- 5:29Speaker 2: Oh, look at that!
- 5:31Speaker 1: How much are these? Broken bowls.
- 5:36Speaker 2: $ 49. 99.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Do you say what you are?
- 5:37Speaker 2: All right.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Open sesame. What are you? Wait, what is this? It's
- 5:45Speaker 1: like a secret package. This is... It's a shower seat.
- 5:49Speaker 2: A shower seat.
- 5:50Speaker 1: It is a shower seat. Well, that's a cute shower seat.
- 5:54Speaker 2: That's a cute shower seat. $ 84.
- 5:56Speaker 1: 99. It is heavy duty. If this is what it is,
- 5:59Speaker 1: do you want to keep it, Adam?
- 6:00Speaker 2: What is it?
- 6:00Speaker 1: Nature bright. 10,000 lux bright light therapy.
- 6:04Speaker 2: No, we just bought some lights.
- 6:06Speaker 1: It's a natural sun therapy. Lamp that promotes better sleep.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Oh, so you can get your wintertime sun.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Wait, will this happen with the seasonal depression that makes
- 6:15Speaker 1: you want to do the big sleep? Yes. Do you
- 6:17Speaker 1: know what a big sleep is? When people say, I
- 6:20Speaker 1: want to go for the big sleep. Ooh, maybe.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Let's not talk about the big sleep. The big sleep.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Is this an anti-big sleep light? Oh, it is! $ 44.
- 6:29Speaker 2: 99.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Give me some power. I want to juice her up.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Oh, turn it off.
- 6:33Speaker 1: It's bright. Hello. And welcome to my land. You're giving
- 6:39Speaker 1: me the D.
- 6:40Speaker 6: The vitamin D. Put it inside of my skin. Put
- 6:45Speaker 6: it inside of my body. Because we're in the Snowstorm
- 6:48Speaker 6: and it sucks it up. This is gross.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It's dirty!
- 6:52Speaker 4: How do you get dirty inside? Somebody else has been
- 6:56Speaker 4: stunned by this light. I forgot you were here. Usually
- 7:03Speaker 4: I'm alone. Okay, I'm gonna open one I'm excited about, okay?
- 7:07Speaker 4: I'm really excited about this.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Because I'm hoping it's what it says it is.
- 7:10Speaker 2: On the package.
- 7:10Speaker 1: Samsonite Spinner, which means luggage, but this just seems way
- 7:15Speaker 1: too big to be a luggage case. It also says
- 7:17Speaker 1: it's red. I love red. I wear red. And if
- 7:20Speaker 1: you know anything about traveling, you want a colorful-ass suitcase
- 7:23Speaker 1: because everything is black. Be a suitcase. Be be a suitcase.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Be a suitcase. Be be a suitcase. It's not. What
- 7:33Speaker 1: is it? Something padded.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Is it a floor bed?
- 7:39Speaker 1: I love floor bed. I know. It's brand new. It
- 7:43Speaker 1: is a how to unpack your mattress! Here she is.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Let's look at her. I'm not pulling her out of
- 7:50Speaker 1: here because she will expand. I just wanted a suitcase
- 7:53Speaker 1: so bad.
- 7:54Speaker 2: $ 150.
- 7:56Speaker 1: That is going to be a shitty mattress. All I
- 8:00Speaker 1: wanted was a colorful suitcase for me. As now we've
- 8:05Speaker 1: learned what it says on the package is usually not
- 8:07Speaker 1: in the package. This says that it's a five liter
- 8:10Speaker 1: cooler box. What do you think it could be?
- 8:13Speaker 2: A five liter drink container.
- 8:15Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a pair of socks. Oh,
- 8:17Speaker 1: you hold your beans, buddy. We have ourselves a five
- 8:21Speaker 1: liter cooler box! Oh my god, she's pink! That's the
- 8:25Speaker 1: color salmon.
- 8:26Speaker 2: You could keep your raspberry cordial in there.
- 8:29Speaker 1: And a green cable. Brand new, brand new! Adam just
- 8:34Speaker 1: gets really excited about looking at what I found and
- 8:36Speaker 1: then I look over at him for the price and
- 8:38Speaker 1: he's like this. Oh, 20 bucks. It's light, it's lightweight.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Hits for the girl on the go. Here, this is
- 8:45Speaker 1: a linear shower drain. It is what it is in there, Adam.
- 8:49Speaker 1: That's actually pretty cool, look at that. It looks like
- 8:50Speaker 1: a line that goes down instead. 52 bucks. It's fancy.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I've seen that in, uh, the hotel.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Modern- Modern houses! We don't have that here. There's so
- 9:00Speaker 1: many things that I'm, like, genuinely curious- Okay, this one.
- 9:04Speaker 1: This looks like it was- It's been through things. Oh,
- 9:07Speaker 1: it's- She's- She's been through. This says- 11 drawer high
- 9:12Speaker 1: storage cabinet. But we don't know if that's what's in here.
- 9:15Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think it has stories to tell.
- 9:17Speaker 1: I think it has stories to tell. There's duct tape. Like,
- 9:19Speaker 1: there might be a body up in here.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Is that too heavy?
- 9:22Speaker 1: Nope, nope. Just give me a minute.
- 9:24Speaker 2: I am strong! You're on top of your cell phone.
- 9:27Speaker 2: And my finger.
- 9:28Speaker 1: And your finger. My phone's fine. Swear to goodness. There's
- 9:35Speaker 1: so many different kinds of tape. There's clear tape, and
- 9:38Speaker 1: there's duct tape, and there's brown tape. Like, what was
- 9:40Speaker 1: the anger of this?
- 9:41Speaker 2: They kept running out of tape when they were almost
- 9:43Speaker 2: done taping the box.
- 9:45Speaker 1: This is all from America. This was going to Mr.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Martin in Jenkintown, Pennsylvania. Watch, he just scrolled along and
- 9:52Speaker 1: he just sees this tape job, and I'm just ripping
- 9:55Speaker 1: him apart. This is actually really nice, Adam. We should
- 9:59Speaker 1: probably keep this. Yeah, it might literally be the shelf
- 10:02Speaker 1: that's beside you right now. Oh, this one comes with boxes. Oh,
- 10:06Speaker 1: I know what kind you're talking about. 60 bucks. Are
- 10:10Speaker 1: we gonna keep this?
- 10:11Speaker 2: No.
- 10:13Speaker 1: This is the biggest box, and it feels like there's
- 10:16Speaker 1: nothing inside of it. And I genuinely actually think that
- 10:19Speaker 1: there is possibly nothing inside of this box. And it
- 10:22Speaker 1: doesn't say what's in it. I just stabbed my hand.
- 10:26Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
- 10:27Speaker 1: It's got something. Oh my god, it's a leaf and
- 10:30Speaker 1: lawn chute.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Selena, put the knife down.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Hold the bag. Hold the bag for an easier filling.
- 10:38Speaker 3: Look at that.
- 10:39Speaker 1: You're not looking it up, eh? This video is a mess.
- 10:43Speaker 1: It's such a mess. Just like my soul. I want
- 10:47Speaker 1: to go inside. I have a headache. I'm just looking
- 10:50Speaker 1: at him. This is what he's doing.
- 10:51Speaker 2: He's like.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Is it because I'm so pretty?
- 10:53Speaker 2: Yes, you're having a conversation with me. I forget you're
- 10:56Speaker 2: talking to the camera. It's me. I forgot there's a
- 10:58Speaker 2: third person in here, the recording camera.
- 11:00Speaker 1: And hopefully there's one million people that are watching this.
- 11:03Speaker 1: And if you're watching this and you're not subscribed, what
- 11:05Speaker 1: are you doing? Look what I'm doing for you. I
- 11:06Speaker 1: love you. Tell me what you want on YouTube. I
- 11:09Speaker 1: will do it. Look at me right now. I have
- 11:10Speaker 1: a leaf chute. I'm going to shoot myself for this.
- 11:15Speaker 2: $ 35.
- 11:15Speaker 1: $ 35 for this? It's plastic. It sounds like it's crunchy
- 11:19Speaker 1: and going to break.
- 11:20Speaker 2: I know, but it's a leaf chute.
- 11:22Speaker 1: I'm about to leaf shoot right out that door.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Get out of here!
- 11:26Speaker 1: That sounds breakable. Sounds like a pan.
- 11:29Speaker 2: It does. I love kitchen stuff.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Gift for Adam. Whatever this is, right now guys, whatever
- 11:34Speaker 1: this is, it's a gift for Adam. Sent from the gods.
- 11:37Speaker 2: Oh no.
- 11:37Speaker 1: We're manifesting it. This is a gift for my boyfriend.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Boyfriend?
- 11:42Speaker 1: No, I don't. I have a boyfriend. But this is
- 11:45Speaker 1: your gift, okay? Pretend it's our anniversary.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Okay.
- 11:48Speaker 1: And you're opening this and this is....
- 11:52Speaker 2: Yes.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Let's see what it is. The most important gift Adam
- 11:59Speaker 1: has ever gotten. He might actually really want this. I
- 12:02Speaker 1: don't know! Smile for the planet. It's by this brand
- 12:13Speaker 1: called Universal.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Universal! Universal.
- 12:18Speaker 1: It doesn't really sit on there well. $ 49 for the
- 12:22Speaker 1: aluminum pad.
- 12:23Speaker 2: I bought you this when we were very young. We
- 12:25Speaker 2: knew each other in a past life. I was 12.
- 12:27Speaker 2: You were 10. What is it?
- 12:29Speaker 1: So I'm 10 years old right now opening this?
- 12:31Speaker 2: Yes.
- 12:31Speaker 1: And this is my birthday present?
- 12:32Speaker 2: Yes.
- 12:33Speaker 1: And we're best friends, so you know me well? Okay.
- 12:35Speaker 2: Is it another floor bed?
- 12:37Speaker 1: I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. It's a pillow top
- 12:40Speaker 1: mattress protector.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Hey, you used to wet the bed of the sleepovers
- 12:45Speaker 2: all the time. No, I didn't.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Oh my god, this person's house smells amazing. It smells
- 12:50Speaker 1: like magic and love. My parents really want one of these.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the size of their bed. Hyper
- 12:55Speaker 1: rest mattress topper from Home Textiles. Smooth it out by
- 12:59Speaker 1: hand and get off. Nope, get original loft. I'm gonna
- 13:03Speaker 1: give this to my parents. My dad literally wants.
- 13:05Speaker 2: One of these, so.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Oh my god. Fatality! This is a really dirty lampshade.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Rest in peace. This is apparently... Armstrong End Table Solid
- 13:21Speaker 1: Mango Wood.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Wait.
- 13:23Speaker 1: Mango wood.
- 13:25Speaker 2: That sounds cool. Whoa, this table's.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Kind of cool looking, dude. Look it, it's like actually
- 13:29Speaker 1: pretty cute. Like it just has like these tables. Mid-century
- 13:32Speaker 1: modern vibes. How much for this table?
- 13:34Speaker 2: $ 100. Nice.
- 13:36Speaker 1: I think this just is what it is. Yeah, I
- 13:38Speaker 1: can hear it. Everyone has one of these in their house.
- 13:41Speaker 1: It's just a metal shelf. I can feel it. It's
- 13:43Speaker 1: all in there.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Four-shelfer is going for $ 48.
- 13:46Speaker 1: $ 58! You know, nothing here has been, like, under 20 bucks.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Inflation's got us, bro. What do we have here?
- 13:55Speaker 2: Boot covers!
- 13:57Speaker 1: Is that what that is?
- 13:58Speaker 2: Looks like it.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Why does it look crazy? Who show our boot cover? Fun.
- 14:03Speaker 3: $ 22.
- 14:03Speaker 1: 99, baby! Old day, old day! Okay, this one looks
- 14:06Speaker 1: like it was in a car accident, so... What's this for?
- 14:09Speaker 1: This is your anniversary gift to me, Adam.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Okay.
- 14:11Speaker 1: I'm going to be so mad at you.
- 14:12Speaker 2: If this isn't good. First anniversary. Very important one.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Yeah, first one.
- 14:15Speaker 2: I know you pretty well.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Okay.
- 14:17Speaker 2: But still upset you sometimes.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Okay.
- 14:20Speaker 2: You love it as much as I did.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Was it really hard choosing it out?
- 14:24Speaker 2: Oh, it took me forever to get the right gift.
- 14:26Speaker 1: You're actually really, really good because it's a bionic long-lasting
- 14:29Speaker 1: barrel curler.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Yes!
- 14:31Speaker 1: Um, I'm actually gonna keep this.
- 14:32Speaker 2: I knew you loved to curl your hair, but didn't
- 14:35Speaker 2: have a great tool for it.
- 14:36Speaker 1: But I didn't have a long-barrel styler by Bio-Iconic.
- 14:39Speaker 2: Ionic.
- 14:40Speaker 1: I know exactly where I could put this. $ 99. I'm
- 14:45Speaker 1: gonna call you around and I'm going to be your man.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I'm going to... Moisturizing heat? I like this.
- 14:56Speaker 2: I feel like that's lies. Heat does nothing but dry. Liar.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Are you being picky and choosy?
- 15:02Speaker 3: Yes!
- 15:03Speaker 1: Well, this is, like, open, and I need to investigate.
- 15:07Speaker 1: What are you? It's a blanket!
- 15:10Speaker 2: Or is it a rug?
- 15:10Speaker 1: I think it's a rug. Smells new. I let it
- 15:13Speaker 1: touch my mouth before I... Yeah, I wasn't smart.
- 15:16Speaker 2: That's a rug.
- 15:17Speaker 1: This is, like, a heavy-duty rug. It's got no backing, though. Yeah,
- 15:21Speaker 1: that's like a rug. It's like a.
- 15:23Speaker 2: A wall rug, maybe?
- 15:24Speaker 1: No, it's like a floor rug, but she's heavy, dude!
- 15:27Speaker 1: Look at that!
- 15:28Speaker 2: 100 bucks. No way, are you serious? Rugs on Amazon
- 15:32Speaker 2: are well-priced.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Nice. This is not my style. I would not put
- 15:36Speaker 1: this in my house, I'm going to be honest with you.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Is it cute?
- 15:39Speaker 2: Sure.
- 15:40Speaker 1: It's giving like bohemian vibes a little bit, you know?
- 15:43Speaker 1: But like sexy bohemian. Now here is the gem of
- 15:46Speaker 1: the entire thing. It's a toilet seat handle. Because sometimes
- 15:50Speaker 1: when you've got to take that big job, you need
- 15:53Speaker 1: to hold on for dear life. But I actually have
- 15:54Speaker 1: a family member this is going to go to. So
- 15:56Speaker 1: this is kind of perfect. How much is this, Adam? $ 70. $ 70!
- 16:00Speaker 1: I like the ones where you have no idea. Okay,
- 16:02Speaker 1: what's this one for?
- 16:03Speaker 2: That one's for you losing your virginity.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Okay, virginity lost gift. How old were you when you
- 16:09Speaker 1: lost your virginity?
- 16:10Speaker 2: Let's not talk about those things.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Alright, I just lost my virginity. What
- 16:15Speaker 1: is my gift?
- 16:16Speaker 2: From your best girlfriend. And she's so proud of you.
- 16:18Speaker 1: You lost your virginity.
- 16:23Speaker 2: What is that?
- 16:24Speaker 1: Adam, I'm really confused. I am confused. What is this?
- 16:29Speaker 1: It's got dog feet on it. Is it a giant purse? No,
- 16:32Speaker 1: it's got dog feet on it. And straps.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Is it a dog bag for the car? For the
- 16:38Speaker 2: back seat, maybe. It has like seatbelt things on this end,
- 16:41Speaker 2: kind of.
- 16:41Speaker 1: What's inside of it?
- 16:43Speaker 2: Pillows.
- 16:45Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm smelling everything. If you know
- 16:48Speaker 1: what this is, can you please tell me? I think
- 16:50Speaker 1: it's for... A backseat of a car for dog? I
- 16:54Speaker 1: don't know. It's got dog prints on it.
- 16:56Speaker 2: You lost your virginity in the backseat of a car,
- 16:58Speaker 2: so we want to put your dog back there now
- 17:00Speaker 2: to avoid you from having coitus in the backseat of
- 17:04Speaker 2: your car.
- 17:04Speaker 1: No coitus on the dog bed in the backseat of
- 17:06Speaker 1: the car. I'm all right with that. I hope this
- 17:08Speaker 1: is this kettle, but like this has been returned. Oh,
- 17:11Speaker 1: it's like brand new. Oh, look at that.
- 17:15Speaker 2: That's a pretty fancy kettle. Oh my God.
- 17:18Speaker 1: This goes with our kitchen.
- 17:19Speaker 2: 40 bucks.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Elegant as shit.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Yeah, but pouring it out of a gooseneck, like, is not...
- 17:25Speaker 2: It takes so long. Like, our kettle's just fast when
- 17:27Speaker 2: you pour it.
- 17:28Speaker 1: How often do you make tea, bitch? I want to
- 17:30Speaker 1: be elegant.
- 17:31Speaker 2: Like, once a day with you?
- 17:33Speaker 1: I make the tea!
- 17:34Speaker 2: Okay, fair, fair.
- 17:35Speaker 1: I'm like a child at Christmas. I'm just opening everything.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Why don't you open your eyes and learn how to
- 17:40Speaker 2: package things?
- 17:43Speaker 1: Do you like having a wife? I do.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I love my wife.
- 17:46Speaker 1: What's this for? What's this for? Because it's a mystery package.
- 17:49Speaker 2: Someone died.
- 17:50Speaker 4: Ooh.
- 17:51Speaker 1: And you gave them a gift because you're like, I'm
- 17:52Speaker 1: sorry your family member died?
- 17:53Speaker 2: It's a parting gift, yes. Okay.
- 17:55Speaker 1: Yeah, someone taped their hair under the tape.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Oh, maybe it was from the deceased.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Ooh, it's getting darker. They sent this to me before
- 18:02Speaker 1: they died. Okay, yeah, they died.
- 18:05Speaker 2: No, no, we kept some hair from the deceased. No, no,
- 18:08Speaker 2: I'm like.
- 18:08Speaker 1: Why can't they send me this from beyond the grave?
- 18:10Speaker 1: Should we start.
- 18:13Speaker 3: This one over?
- 18:14Speaker 2: Okay.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Okay, this is a gift from somebody who passed away
- 18:17Speaker 1: and they sent it out when they knew they were dying.
- 18:20Speaker 1: And they sent it to me as a gift because
- 18:21Speaker 1: they're like, you'll need this.
- 18:22Speaker 2: After I go. Oh, she was sick and they knew.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Yeah. So they sent me this.
- 18:26Speaker 2: That's a little more acceptable.
- 18:28Speaker 1: As a gift.
- 18:29Speaker 2: You can go that route.
- 18:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:32Speaker 2: Oh.
- 18:34Speaker 1: It's an outdoor rug. Oh, they're going to come as
- 18:36Speaker 1: a gift for our afternoon tea. Yes. I love it.
- 18:42Speaker 1: It's beautiful. Black and white.
- 18:44Speaker 2: Outdoor rugs are around $ 49.
- 18:47Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Oh. Here's another unnamed one. What's this gift? Whoa!
- 18:54Speaker 1: Mind it! The ghost of the last package. Don't talk
- 18:58Speaker 1: shit about my rug. I'm gonna pretend that this is
- 19:01Speaker 1: a gift that Chris sent me. Okay.
- 19:03Speaker 2: This?
- 19:03Speaker 1: Chris, oh my god, thank you for sending me this gift.
- 19:06Speaker 1: What could you have gotten me?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Oh, Chris.
- 19:09Speaker 1: You really taped it up good.
- 19:10Speaker 2: It's a little damaged, though, Chris.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's not in charge of that.
- 19:14Speaker 2: She sent it.
- 19:15Speaker 1: But we're best friends. She knows me so well.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Chris!
- 19:40Speaker 1: It could either be pussy boot hats, or it could
- 19:43Speaker 1: be giant boobs, or it could be giant eyes. Hello,
- 19:47Speaker 1: my friend.
- 19:48Speaker 4: I would put, like, chips and taco dip in the top.
- 19:51Speaker 2: And wear it.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Chris would send this to me, because she'd be like, bitch,
- 19:53Speaker 1: guess what this was.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah. Isn't this funny?
- 19:55Speaker 1: She'd like to see the confusion. Oh, I'm always confused.
- 19:58Speaker 1: She don't need to send anything for that. This one
- 20:01Speaker 1: never got opened. Oh, and a key from UPS.
- 20:03Speaker 2: Let's just fire into this one.
- 20:04Speaker 1: Wait, wait, no, this is a gift from Sam and Colby.
- 20:07Speaker 1: A gift from Sam and Colby, that's what we're gonna say.
- 20:09Speaker 1: What did they send to me? Is it Explore merch?
- 20:11Speaker 1: They sent me a guitar!
- 20:14Speaker 2: Hey, ukulele!
- 20:15Speaker 1: I will serenade you to the end of the land.
- 20:19Speaker 5: I will serenade you cause you are my man. I
- 20:23Speaker 5: will serenade you cause you like to dance. I will
- 20:27Speaker 5: serenade you cause I like to go to France.
- 20:30Speaker 2: You gotta tune that thing, bro.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think this can even be tuned. I
- 20:33Speaker 1: think this is just more of a celebratory thank you present.
- 20:36Speaker 1: That guitar don't be guitaring.
- 20:38Speaker 2: We can get you a Ute. It's a kid's toy for.
- 20:43Speaker 1: About $ 15. $ 15! Oh, we have so much to clean
- 20:46Speaker 1: up later.
- 20:46Speaker 2: I know.
- 20:47Speaker 1: We have... The best year. What are you? Oh yeah, look,
- 20:52Speaker 1: the picture's here. This is what's inside. It's a shelf
- 20:55Speaker 1: with hooks on the bottom for hanging stuff. $ 100! This
- 21:03Speaker 1: is an 11 drawer dresser in charcoal black. 11 drawer
- 21:08Speaker 1: high storage cabinet.
- 21:10Speaker 2: $ 59!
- 21:10Speaker 1: What is it, what is it, what is it? It's
- 21:15Speaker 1: a folding shopping cart. Oh, no. Stop it! I love
- 21:20Speaker 1: shopping carts.
- 21:20Speaker 2: I hate it when Selena brings her folding shopping cart out.
- 21:23Speaker 2: It makes me feel old.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I bring my folding shopping cart everywhere because when you
- 21:26Speaker 1: go to the mall and you buy things, what do
- 21:27Speaker 1: you do? You end up carrying them in your hands.
- 21:29Speaker 1: What ends up hurting? Your hands and your fingers. Because
- 21:31Speaker 1: it's too heavy, but you don't want to go to
- 21:32Speaker 1: the car because it's on the other side of the mall.
- 21:34Speaker 1: So what do you bring? You bring a folding shopping cart.
- 21:36Speaker 1: And this is my petition for Gucci to make a
- 21:38Speaker 1: folding shopping cart because then I don't have to look
- 21:39Speaker 1: so weird. But then I can look weird, but I
- 21:41Speaker 1: can be stylish. I'm keeping this, Adam. I will fight you.
- 21:44Speaker 2: We have to.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Oh, never. Double the shopping space.
- 21:48Speaker 2: You can shop alone. I usually do. $ 80 for one
- 21:53Speaker 2: of your silly shopping carts.
- 21:56Speaker 1: This is exciting. This is exciting. This is apparently a
- 22:01Speaker 1: block wall mounted mirror. I have to see what this
- 22:04Speaker 1: looks like. It's going to be oval. Oh, I love this.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Oh, bro.
- 22:09Speaker 1: It's just an oval. What's going on? Don't mind your own. Okay,
- 22:15Speaker 1: this is weird because it says black, but it's literally
- 22:17Speaker 1: just a big ass.
- 22:18Speaker 2: It looks like an egg.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Oh my god. Everything is going wrong.
- 22:22Speaker 2: It's an egg mirror.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Oh, it literally is. Whoa, it's weird shaped. Look at this.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Look at the top.
- 22:26Speaker 2: It's like.
- 22:27Speaker 1: $ 140.
- 22:27Speaker 2: What?
- 22:30Speaker 1: That is so weird. It's cute though.
- 22:33Speaker 2: It looks like something that would be in the Flintstones.
- 22:36Speaker 1: It does. All right, we got another invisible one. What's
- 22:38Speaker 1: the story behind this one?
- 22:40Speaker 2: This is a gift from Joe Biden. Oh shit, but
- 22:43Speaker 2: I'm from Canada. Why does he want to talk to me?
- 22:45Speaker 1: All right, Joe Biden, take me out to dinner. What'd
- 22:48Speaker 1: you get me? Joe Biden got me a gift. It's
- 22:51Speaker 1: weird with this tape, but that's okay. Joe Biden, what
- 22:56Speaker 1: is this that you sent me? Oh wow, he sent
- 23:00Speaker 1: me a decorative rug that I actually really like. What
- 23:02Speaker 1: do you think of that, Adam?
- 23:03Speaker 2: I'm just thoughtful of the President of the United States.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Thank you, Joe Biden. Is this what you make in your...
- 23:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a rash from this. How beautiful is that?
- 23:13Speaker 1: Thank you. A braided rug.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Fifty-eight dollars.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Fifty-eight. Break the bake, Biden.
- 23:20Speaker 2: Okay.
- 23:22Speaker 1: This is a gift that Adam got for me on
- 23:24Speaker 1: a day that I was feeling really sad. And he
- 23:26Speaker 1: was like, you need that.
- 23:27Speaker 2: You need to be cheered up.
- 23:28Speaker 1: You need to be cheered up. You need to feel better, baby.
- 23:30Speaker 2: I knew this gift would specifically make you smile.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows me well because.
- 23:35Speaker 2: It's one of those things that anybody would love to receive. Yup.
- 23:40Speaker 2: What do we got? It's a play mat for your playroom.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It's a... He's really here from his skills, you know?
- 23:49Speaker 1: You got me a.
- 23:49Speaker 2: I thought you need to sharpen up on your A, B, Zs.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Wow, Adam, this is so thoughtful.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Your shapes, you know? You were doing bad with shapes
- 23:58Speaker 2: earlier this week.
- 23:58Speaker 1: This is just hours of activities that.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Your colors were a little off.
- 24:02Speaker 1: You know what? Now I'm thriving because of you.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Thriving, surviving. You're learning interactively with that rug every time
- 24:09Speaker 2: you step on it.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Thank you. I stepped on, you stepped up. And, uh,
- 24:14Speaker 1: this is by far the best gift I've ever received.
- 24:16Speaker 2: $ 39 for a rug of that style.
- 24:18Speaker 1: $ 39!
- 24:19Speaker 2: I wish I would have got you one with the, uh,
- 24:21Speaker 2: cars and the street and buildings on it, too, though. Oh, everybody.
- 24:24Speaker 1: Did you have one of those growing up? That you
- 24:26Speaker 1: played with little dinky cars on? Because I feel like
- 24:28Speaker 1: everybody did. I did.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Everybody did.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Ah! Twin bed frame. $ 150.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Ah!
- 24:33Speaker 6: He-woman.
- 24:34Speaker 2: He-woman. Do-do-do-do. Ah!
- 24:36Speaker 1: Low storage cabinet with open shelves.
- 24:39Speaker 2: $ 106 Alright This box looks like shit It's got a
- 24:46Speaker 2: tub spout sticking out.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Oh, it does I need to see inside of this
- 24:51Speaker 1: It's a chair.
- 24:51Speaker 2: Oh, that was its little foot sticking.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Out It's a little foot Wow It's an office chair
- 24:57Speaker 1: It looks cozy Oh, this looks expensive What? Hold up.
- 25:05Speaker 1: Hold the front door! Hold the front door and open it,
- 25:07Speaker 1: I'm coming in! Why is it, why is it so small?
- 25:09Speaker 1: Why is it so little? Hold on. Oh, that feels
- 25:12Speaker 1: like a backseat and that is putting an unbelievable amount
- 25:15Speaker 1: of pressure on my cooch. I think this might be
- 25:18Speaker 1: a child's chair.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like riding bikes.
- 25:20Speaker 1: Wow, that hurts my hootenanny. That's not a hooten-do, that's
- 25:24Speaker 1: a hooten-don't. Can you hear it barking? Listen, real quiet,
- 25:26Speaker 1: real quiet.
- 25:28Speaker 3: Oof, oof, oof.
- 25:30Speaker 1: Oh, did you hear that crack? My back just cracked
- 25:33Speaker 1: like 11 times in a row. I'm a senior citizen.
- 25:35Speaker 2: Watch your head. It's coming.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Let's check this out. All it says is color black.
- 25:43Speaker 2: Not broken.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Not broken. It's like, uh, it's got some rocks and
- 25:48Speaker 1: a thing for fire. It's a fancy little rock lamp.
- 25:52Speaker 1: And you put a candle in there and it'd be
- 25:54Speaker 1: real pretty.
- 25:55Speaker 2: $ 29.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Nice! What's inside of you? What do you have here?
- 26:00Speaker 1: You're about to find out, babe. Oh god, it's coming apart. Ah,
- 26:06Speaker 1: my lord! This is what we call a hosomadoose, and
- 26:09Speaker 1: it spins. And you use this against your enemies, because
- 26:12Speaker 1: when they come at you real fast, if you get
- 26:14Speaker 1: this fast enough, you can just punch them through the hole.
- 26:18Speaker 1: What is this?
- 26:19Speaker 2: In the comments, let us know. Wait.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Holy shit!
- 26:22Speaker 2: Oh, it's a yarn spinner!
- 26:25Speaker 1: Why do you know what that is?
- 26:26Speaker 2: Is it a yarn spinner?
- 26:27Speaker 1: I don't know. I call it a Who's a Medusa.
- 26:29Speaker 2: We're going to call.
- 26:31Speaker 1: It $ 40.
- 26:32Speaker 3: $ 40.
- 26:32Speaker 1: We have ourselves another baby playpen. It's the same as
- 26:35Speaker 1: the other one.
- 26:35Speaker 2: Same as the other one.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Oh, what is this? I'm still curious on how these
- 26:41Speaker 1: got into Canada. You know what I mean? Maybe they
- 26:43Speaker 1: got shipped to the wrong country. Oh, hold on. I
- 26:45Speaker 1: think we're going to have some art. Is it art?
- 26:48Speaker 1: It's blank canvases.
- 26:50Speaker 2: $ 24.
- 26:51Speaker 1: I'm going to paint you like one of my French skills.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Big box. That's what she said.
- 26:59Speaker 1: We don't need to talk about the size of my box, right?
- 27:02Speaker 1: This feels completely empty. Do you hear that?
- 27:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 27:06Speaker 1: There is nothing inside of this box. It's breaking something.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Hold on.
- 27:12Speaker 1: What are you? It's a wedge!
- 27:15Speaker 2: Hey, it's a wedge.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Ortho bed wedge, elevated leg pillow. Ooh, my mom could
- 27:20Speaker 1: use this.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Yep. For $ 32. $ 32!
- 27:22Speaker 1: Make sure you get your money from her. I would
- 27:27Speaker 1: never charge my mother for anything. She pushed me out
- 27:31Speaker 1: of her couch.
- 27:32Speaker 2: $ 32. 99, actually. $ 32. 99.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're getting down, babe! We're getting down!
- 27:37Speaker 1: We only have three left! This feels interesting and also smashed.
- 27:40Speaker 1: This is the last gift. This is a gift from
- 27:45Speaker 1: my dead dog. This is from Max and Jax.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:47Speaker 2: Right? Oh, this is funny. This is a Tuft Topper!
- 28:02Speaker 1: For playing with toys on the side of the tub.
- 28:05Speaker 2: Hey, I know you like to have baths.
- 28:07Speaker 1: Literally, that's suction. Should we put this on our tub,
- 28:10Speaker 1: for real?
- 28:10Speaker 2: I don't know if it would fit because of that
- 28:12Speaker 2: weird thing, but we can try it.
- 28:17Speaker 1: It's $ 100. $ 100, that seems like a rip-off. All right,
- 28:19Speaker 1: this right here is fabric six-drawer storage cabinet. It's too
- 28:25Speaker 1: heavy to lift.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Those are running around... $ 125.
- 28:29Speaker 1: And then the most dreaded item... Emma!
- 28:33Speaker 2: Oh no, please no.
- 28:34Speaker 1: It's a Christmas tree.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Christmas is over, leave it in the box. It's a
- 28:37Speaker 2: Christmas tree.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Leave it in the box. I want to put it up.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Christmas is over.
- 28:40Speaker 1: I want to put it up.
- 28:41Speaker 2: No, put our old Christmas tree in and send it back.
- 28:44Speaker 1: We are not terrible people like that, alright? This is
- 28:47Speaker 1: a 7.5 foot pre-lit Christmas tree.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Going about 150.
- 28:53Speaker 1: 150! Alright guys, there you have it. I just went
- 28:56Speaker 1: through all of these packages and I'm completely surrounded. Now Adam,
- 29:00Speaker 1: I'm ready for the grand total because we paid $ 1, 250.
- 29:02Speaker 1: How much? I'm not having money to break down.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Oh Adam, I thought.
- 29:05Speaker 4: Will I ever do this again?
- 29:06Speaker 2: Hell to the knock.
- 29:07Speaker 3: $ 33.
- 29:07Speaker 2: 95.
- 29:07Speaker 3: $ 33.
- 29:07Speaker 2: 95! $ 3, 395!
- 29:07Speaker 3: Yes.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Alright, we did alright on this. How am I going
- 29:09Speaker 1: to get rid of it all? I don't know. I'm
- 29:19Speaker 1: probably going to sell it to someone or give it
- 29:21Speaker 1: to somebody and donate a whole bunch of stuff. But
- 29:23Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys so much for coming.
- 29:24Speaker 1: If you saw the new studio here, you'll see a
- 29:26Speaker 1: lot more of it in the next video. I have
- 29:28Speaker 1: such crazy content coming your way. I have never been
- 29:30Speaker 1: so excited. I have mystery boxes from all over the world.
- 29:32Speaker 1: So many other things that are going to blow your mind.
- 29:34Speaker 1: So hit that subscribe button if you haven't. And if
- 29:36Speaker 1: you like videos like this, give me a thumbs up.
- 29:38Speaker 1: So until next time. stay weird, Boo Crew. I love you!
- 29:42Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 29:42Speaker 1: I did literally kind of forget that I was.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Put it back in the box.
- 29:46Speaker 1: No, I need to pack it up appropriately. Or else
- 29:49Speaker 1: I'll think about it tonight when I'm trying to sleep.
- 29:52Speaker 1: You will not conquer me.
- 29:53Speaker 2: Yes! B minus for effort.
- 29:56Speaker 1: I put so much of my heart and soul into
- 29:57Speaker 1: this and Adam has literally no respect for what I'm doing.