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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 82 - Looking for Love in Buffalo (feat. Maddy Smith) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: That podcasts. Yes, today we are joined by returning guest
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  Speaker 4: friend of the pod, Maddie Smith.
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  Speaker 6: What is up? Madeline? Madaline Eileen? What is up?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back?
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  Speaker 7: And Madeline Madaline Eileen, Madeleine Eileen, Yes, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What about people who say Madeline? Though? Do you fuck
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  Speaker 3: with that or no?
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  Speaker 6: Anything? You know, Like someone called me medicine for like
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  Speaker 6: three years and one day I was like, it's Madeline.
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  Speaker 6: Why didn't you tell me my ex.
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  Speaker 3: It is tough to correct someone, but you have to
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  Speaker 3: do it right away.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, otherwise you're stuck. Otherwise you're stuck. I don't really care, though,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not really someone you know how when you want
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  Speaker 6: to like starbus, Starbucks and on us right now, Oh
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  Speaker 6: my god, coffee.
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  Speaker 3: You started giggling as soon as you said Starbucks. This
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  Speaker 3: is a good one.
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  Speaker 6: I was like writing before this, I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: that'll be good. No, but you know when they're like
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  Speaker 6: how do you spell it? Like why the fuck does
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  Speaker 6: it matter?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no it doesn't. My buddy his name's Bow, and
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  Speaker 4: he when he goes to the Starbucks and stuff, he
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  Speaker 4: says his name is Bob because they never they're like
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  Speaker 4: how do you spell that? And he just doesn't feel
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  Speaker 4: like doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Annoying they'll put like an X on bow, like b
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  Speaker 3: E a U X or some ship like.
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  Speaker 4: That, masses over at Starbucks.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking idiots, idiots working so hard.
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  Speaker 6: Well, they're unionizing now, so it's over for us.
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  Speaker 3: Are they shame? Oh no, I just.
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  Speaker 6: Come out as secretly Republican.
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  Speaker 4: Think about unions, women in the workplace.
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  Speaker 3: No, we hate unions here. We had to hate unions.
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  Speaker 4: I used to like the union scandal here. Oh shit,
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  Speaker 4: many moons ago, a.
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  Speaker 3: Union busted us.
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  Speaker 1: We were like trying to organize and they came in
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  Speaker 1: with like wrenches and beat the fuck out of us.
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  Speaker 6: Beat you and you didn't even have health care to
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  Speaker 6: take care of it.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, your working conditions are.
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  Speaker 6: Good and tell all Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: You like where you work, you get paid in barstool
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  Speaker 4: store gift cards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like food stamps. It's our food stamps. You can
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  Speaker 1: get like meals at the barstool store.
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  Speaker 4: You can get governments like one order of uh pard
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  Speaker 4: in my cheese steak a week.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no not at all. Yeah, no alcohol,
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  Speaker 3: and should.
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  Speaker 4: Start uh you should start going by mad Wait what
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  Speaker 4: is it? It's Madeline Aleen, mad Madeline, Madeline. Why don't
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  Speaker 4: you go by that on Wilden Out?
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  Speaker 6: Why not? Total? Kind of yeah, Madeline Eileen kind of
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  Speaker 6: is kind.
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  Speaker 1: Of yeah, Madeline Eileen, that kind of Madeline madam saying,
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  Speaker 1: but if you were pronouncing it Madeline, I Leen like
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  Speaker 1: a kind of has a little it has a little.
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  Speaker 6: Floating because you know it's a dream six times.
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  Speaker 3: But you just said you just filmed a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: Wilden Out.
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  Speaker 6: What are some We just filmed two seasons back to back.
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  Speaker 3: That's sucking nuts, dude, that's a lot of work.
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  Speaker 6: It kind of felt like, were you guys in frats
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  Speaker 6: or no, you know, you know in frats. I had
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  Speaker 6: a few frat friends and they said, like, during their hazing,
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  Speaker 6: they've played music like over and over and over again
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  Speaker 6: until you go crazy for like twelve hours.
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  Speaker 3: Like Abu Grabe kind of like torture music.
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  Speaker 6: The intro song to Weeds. Remember that song though, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: yeah yeah box my friend like went crazy from that.
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  Speaker 6: But I feel like after doing right joking, but that's
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  Speaker 6: how I feel a posting, Yeah, your whole Like, what then.
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  Speaker 4: What are you trying to, like get tam now if
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  Speaker 4: you've just been wilded out, I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Trying to I'm trying to tame out. Yeah, I'm trying
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  Speaker 6: to tame.
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  Speaker 4: Down, up down.
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  Speaker 1: They bring in different audiences for everyone, or do they
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  Speaker 1: just like like rotate new people into the front row
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  Speaker 1: so it looks like a new audience.
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  Speaker 6: They always bring new ones in. But some people who
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  Speaker 6: came to like every episode.
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  Speaker 4: I know that's a little bit much, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: wild and out fans called like the groupies black people.
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  Speaker 3: It is a fact. It's low key musical theater for
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  Speaker 3: black people.
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  Speaker 6: I okay, here's my take. All of TV right now
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  Speaker 6: is like musical theater. Yeah, watching like kids put on
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  Speaker 6: a You're like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: My god, Yeah, I don't really watch a lot of TV.
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  Speaker 6: Me neither.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm more of a streaming guy.
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  Speaker 3: I watch a lot of that is TV shows. What
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about that's TV.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like in a books, you just don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I've been hearing a lot about Avid Elementary. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: watched it, but I more here about TV. Then watch TV.
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  Speaker 6: Memes about TV. Yeah, yeah, I pretend to. I pretend
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  Speaker 6: to know what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I watched I just watched that Dahmer watch the Dahmer Show.
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  Speaker 4: But I just realized I've talked about that like fifteen times.
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  Speaker 3: But that is CV.
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  Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't really like this serial.
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  Speaker 4: You don't like murder?
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  Speaker 6: No, I know what is everyone likes. I know, but
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  Speaker 6: like I don't like violence. I know what makes your crime?
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  Speaker 6: I know it's so weird you watch I can it hurts,
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  Speaker 6: Like what do I watch them? I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 6: just like the Tellytubbies and the way.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't there like a bunch of conspiracy theories behind the Teletubbies.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, like what, Oh I thought that they
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  Speaker 3: were like grooming.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they they groomed the Teletubbies.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're grooming the kids to be gay or something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like that's like an old take. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that like pre dates even grooming.
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  Speaker 4: That's what they said about that. What's it called guy too? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: What is it? Who is then Free Dahmer? Jeffrey Dahmer.
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  Speaker 4: Who is the guy that did the name this?
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  Speaker 3: Sir Rogers?
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  Speaker 4: Rogers? He was grooming. He said he was being gay.
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  Speaker 3: You can't put really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a whole documentary about mister Rogers and it's like, oh, dude,
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  Speaker 4: there was like, dude, there was riots at his funeral.
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  Speaker 3: There's I watched Have Approached, like a good documentary.
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  Speaker 4: But until the end, until he dies.
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  Speaker 3: Google this, let's get to the bottom of it.
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  Speaker 6: He was like a good guy.
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  Speaker 4: He was like tattoo under the rest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, swashed, that's that's not real though, that's all propaganda's
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  Speaker 2: I know I've seen him.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not true.
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  Speaker 8: I'm looking at like seven different conspiracies right now.
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  Speaker 3: Mister Rogers was like the only guy who has proven good.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I'm saying no, I don't actually believe
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  Speaker 4: any of that. But there was like riots at his funeral. Really,
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  Speaker 4: like Anti was.
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  Speaker 6: Writing because I was pissed he was dead.
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  Speaker 3: Bring him back, bring him back back to life.
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  Speaker 6: His name any who legend.
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  Speaker 4: Say, say his name for mister Rogers died of like
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  Speaker 4: natural causes. No, he was definitely mentally fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: No, he wasn't, dude, he was the least mentally fucked
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  Speaker 3: up person at all.
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  Speaker 4: Don't get it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the documentary and then I watched the movie
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  Speaker 1: where like somebody played him yeah yeah, and like the
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  Speaker 1: only conflict was like he like played a note wrong
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  Speaker 1: on the piano or something like that to show his
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  Speaker 1: frustration because I.
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  Speaker 6: Was funded by his family's foundation.
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  Speaker 4: The real story, he's a nepotism baby.
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  Speaker 1: His parents have wikipedias. The he went to Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: an n YU kid. Fuck, mister Rogers, dude, what an
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  Speaker 1: absolute piece of ship?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah did you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: We both did, your roommates.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't go to n YU, dude, I.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't go to n YU, like basically failed out of
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  Speaker 4: high school.
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  Speaker 6: Oh see, I thought that, But then I was like,
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  Speaker 6: is Harry you like secret like.
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  Speaker 3: He could be though, he could be like a secretly
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  Speaker 3: smart artsy kid.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's true. I am. No, I did not go
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  Speaker 4: down on you. I dropped out of college.
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  Speaker 6: Where did you go to college in state? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: He's lying again, dude, he's back to back line to you, right, well,
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  Speaker 1: why wouldn't you believe that's the answer that.
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  Speaker 3: He gave a friend.
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  Speaker 6: Why wouldn't I believe a.
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  Speaker 3: Friend exactly what?
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  Speaker 1: He's just fibbing a little bit, just a light fib
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  Speaker 1: and it's crazy, dude. You know what, I heard someone
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  Speaker 1: called theo Vona bigot the other day whoa.
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  Speaker 6: WHOA revealing our conversations and so you said that I
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  Speaker 6: saw someone call him a bigot.
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  Speaker 1: But then it's like, it's crazy that you work with
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  Speaker 1: a bigot and you're on wolding out, Like.
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  Speaker 6: Life blows my mind. Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has dude,
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  Speaker 6: it's really weird. I'm just like, I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 6: a shape shifter. I I do be code. What's it
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  Speaker 6: called code switching? Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 1: But you don't because you just had I do be
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  Speaker 1: code switching in a room full of white people, So
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: That's that shows that you don't code.
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  Speaker 6: Switch shows off on you.
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  Speaker 3: You know, yeah, yeah, you're stuck in the other code.
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  Speaker 4: What is it like opening? So open up about that whatever? Like,
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  Speaker 4: what are some traumatizing experiences?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you know, just the usual, the most traumatizing thing
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  Speaker 6: is just being surrounded by men all the time. There's
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  Speaker 6: not nothing else. Really, Yeah, you dude, fuck that.
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  Speaker 1: That's bullshit. Dude, are you gonna let her talk like
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  Speaker 1: this and our men show?
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have to send you over to KFC early.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna get loose on KC. You're going on KFC
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  Speaker 3: later on this week.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going on on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe they stole your guest.
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  Speaker 1: I know, after we stole all their guests. Have we
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  Speaker 1: I think a couple of them.
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  Speaker 4: We've only had like four people on the show.
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  Speaker 1: And they were all on KFC first, were they? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: KC gets the comedians, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They do, we did. Yeah, he actually got you twice first.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're our first proprietary guests. Yeah, you're the
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  Speaker 1: one that's our guest. Everyone else, like who else? Colin
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  Speaker 1: was on their show first, Shane probably was on their
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  Speaker 1: show first.
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  Speaker 4: Matt ever on their show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think Matt was.
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  Speaker 1: Or Matt was on with Shane. Yeah, we have no
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  Speaker 1: we have nothing of our own.
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  Speaker 4: He does they do get all the comedians. Well, you
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  Speaker 4: just had Danny DeVito, you know him, you've ever heard
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  Speaker 4: of him?
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  Speaker 3: Is he in no kidding.
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  Speaker 6: The Beadle came here, Yeah, the barstool office, I wasn't here.
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  Speaker 4: Were you here for that?
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  Speaker 3: Or yeah I was.
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  Speaker 1: I saw him in the hallway, but I didn't interact
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  Speaker 1: with him. Why I'm scared of him.
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  Speaker 4: I would definitely not interest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what do you mean why, Like you would have
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  Speaker 1: just gone up to him, been like, Yo, do you
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  Speaker 1: know Rob?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm in the same room as the celebrity. I
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  Speaker 6: try to play it as like almost too cool, to
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  Speaker 6: the point where I like, I don't respect them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I played to the point where I just don't
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  Speaker 4: talk at all.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just pretend not to see them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I turn off.
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  Speaker 6: I come off as rude.
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  Speaker 3: I've done that before too, but it kind of takes
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  Speaker 3: them down a peg.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they deserve it.
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  Speaker 3: I did that to Matt Damon. I just like talked
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  Speaker 3: over his presence.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone grew hush when Matt Damon walked by, and I
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  Speaker 1: was more obnoxious. He was just walking through the hallway
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  Speaker 1: of a place I was at one time. Everyone got
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  Speaker 1: real silent, like Jesus was walking by. He was so short.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I already has a big ass head too.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a bit.
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  Speaker 6: He was like, he was like, actors are weird their
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  Speaker 6: bottle head, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, forty percent body, sixty percent head all jammed
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  Speaker 1: into five three.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, Matt Damon was crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I've heard about his big head.
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  Speaker 6: They look like small soldiers.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do. They're always so much shorter than you'd think.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: Isn't Zach Effron like five to four?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, but his face looks crazy lately. I
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  Speaker 6: don't want to shame anyone for you.
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  Speaker 1: Know that, for sucking up their face like a shame
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  Speaker 1: anyone for it going from hot to ugly.
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  Speaker 6: But dude, he looks like he showed someone a drawing
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  Speaker 6: of the face he.
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  Speaker 4: Wanted Chad picture jacked. Why would you ever get that?
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  Speaker 4: Like those surgeries if you've seen we didn't we talk
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  Speaker 4: about this recently where it's like you've seen how horrible
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  Speaker 4: they go, and people are still like, this one's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be good. I'll be the.
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  Speaker 6: One in your time in Hollywood and people are like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: you could do this movie, but your face is off,
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  Speaker 6: your face is soft? Your faces yeah, okay, well I'll
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  Speaker 6: show you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean your face is soft?
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  Speaker 4: It's saggy.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you will say that, Oh, I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Just picturing like how someone like him would do that.
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  Speaker 4: Me I have soft.
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  Speaker 6: Soft Josh bl your life would change.
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  Speaker 4: That's how you get. That's how you get. Like gigs
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  Speaker 4: in Hollywood, they like they're like, do you have a
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  Speaker 4: softer hard face? Guy's got soft face.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard that from the industry.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 6: I definitely think if a man has a soft face,
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  Speaker 6: like what.
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  Speaker 3: Is soft face? Does that mean like a soft idea?
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  Speaker 6: Never heard anyone their face Like you're just like softer.
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  Speaker 3: Like they want to be raw.
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  Speaker 4: Card you want?
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  Speaker 6: You want like a chisel.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you is probably got the surgery and it
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  Speaker 1: went well, Like there has to be a couple of
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  Speaker 1: guys that got the surgery.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't know and no, he has to go out
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  Speaker 6: there and his eyes are tiny.
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  Speaker 3: I know, and it's just too wide.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just I respect him though for just going
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  Speaker 1: for it and for having like body issues and as
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  Speaker 1: a hot person.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck that dude, his body that that that are you
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  Speaker 4: talking about? That like old article that got tweeted and
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  Speaker 4: they were like, Zach Effron makes shocking return with a
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  Speaker 4: dad bought and he still has like chiseled abs.
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  Speaker 1: Even the fact he thought his face was ugly, like
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  Speaker 1: that's a body issue that he didn't think he was
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  Speaker 1: like God's gift.
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  Speaker 3: And he was just like, I'm ugly as fuck, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I need to fix this.
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  Speaker 6: That's what he said. I'm ugly as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: He really did entirely.
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  Speaker 6: It's just like people are like, on board, I'll get
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: a nose job.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean or those job is one of the
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: more reliable ones, though, I think they are.
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, has been around forever.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the bbls are like seventy percent fatality rate.
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: Those are dangers to die from them, especially if you
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: get a bad one and you can't sit on your
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: fucking ass.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We were just watching. We were watching the compilation
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: of like the the Airplane, the airplanes. Yeah, yeah, they're
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: all like leaning, They're all just like sitting.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Do you ever ask Justina Valentine about hers?
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: We have talked about it. I don't want to share
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: her story, but we have talked about it. She doesn't
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: have that one if that, if that's what you're asking,
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: doesn't have a bb ship on the show, do ye?
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Tyler's caked up Tyler Monday bro.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Got a booster seat, sitting on two phone books like
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: a little kid stealing a car.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: All looks fun to have. You're a se one and
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: you're like, damn, that looks like No.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever seen one in real life.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I probably have. I probably just didn't recognize it. I'm
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: not usually scoping asses as a respectable person.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: To Harry did a thing where he intentionally tried to
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: get uglier so his comedy would be funnier. He's been
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: trying his ass off to be ugly. That doesn't work
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: because he's so confident it's hot.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not at all.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to be.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Uh. I was heavier when I started stand up.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Really, I like that?
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: Shut up?
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: It's getting that. How did that make you feel? Like?
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Has?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: One and a half times? I still don't know what
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: you And every time I say something, it gets shifted
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: the other way and not Oh he has ah. I
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: thought that was a mullet. Okay, anyway, there are dues.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: They have mullets in here. But I think we fired
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: one of our guys.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: A guy got hired just for having like a funny hairstyle,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and I don't think he made it through his internship.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Oh really, is he still around?
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Oh he's gone right.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: I have a funny story about a TV show.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Dead you might as well be oh oh yeah, you
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: don't get yourself.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I can't even imagine. Oh my god, wait, I'm gonna
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: be sick. Sorry, stop talking about it, Stop talking about it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Well, you have a story about a guy on a
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: TV shoe who a TV shoe?
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: So on a TV show I was once on that
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: my still beyond but I don't want to name because
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: I don't want to talk about the show. But I
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: heard an old multiple shows. You I'm indicating that it's
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: about the show that I'm on, but I don't want
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: to don't want.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: It could be anything. It could be any of the show.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: She's really did not go to college, definitely not Fenn State.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: So there was a guy who was got on the
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: cast of a show that I've been on because he
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: had like stop Harry's nagging me. Okay, So he got
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: hired for a crazy hairstyle. Am I bombing?
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I thought.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: You were looking at the producer like what the fuck?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Sharing laughter?
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: He got right. So he got hired for a crazy
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: hairstyle and on the first day he went to hair
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: and makeup, cut it all off, and they fired him.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah surprising.
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Oh way not at all Hollywood based hard Kocher Dill's
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: shut off.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I know it wasn't Koch was conceded. Kosher Uh conceded
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: first of all, would never get hired or fired. People
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: love conceited, will never get fired.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: I was on.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Conceited Instagram the other day and he was like running
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: up on stage at a college and it was like
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the fucking Beatles were running up on stage.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: People were screaming for conceiting.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Love him.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: People go crazy for conceited big. I know he's he's
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: uh Matt Damon's sized.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: No, actually he is like a little bubblehead.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah he is too.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: Oh you would be slamming me obviously, it's my choice tonight.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Conceited Yeah, people too. I think he did ye.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Air it all out out, all of the all of
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: the tea.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: But you know, red Lobster conceited.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: When he started battle rapping, he got exposed as he
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: was a red lobster waiter.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: And what what what is there to expose him about?
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Though he needed some making money, he needed a job. Yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: but it's like if you wrap on my boy, conceited
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: having guns and ship like that to kind of shells
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: over a red They were saying, I don't know, but
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: that's what I would have saw. That's a bar. Where
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: was that down?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I think he's from Florida.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: So you have red lobsters in Florida.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, you're waking.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: More red lobsters than they would have Starbucks there.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Really, I feel like they just have like good seafood
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: restaurants food.
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Have you been to Florida?
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: He probably hasn't.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: It's a fucking mall.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it depends on where you are in Florida.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Have you been to Florida.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: I've been to Florida.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I've been to Florida. Have you like I've been to Disney.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: I saw how I was in Florida was a while ago.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I actually no, it's not true. I was just in
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Florida for Easter. I was visiting my cousins.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: And you, did you go to any chain restaurants?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like it's exclusively like along a highway
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: and there's every chain restaurant you could ever think of, with.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: The occasional beach town fucking shit going on.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: But yeah, we went to like a beachtown dinner. I
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: was only there for like one night. Yeah, and I
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: read I was there for two nights. But the first
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: night I took too much adavan, and I like was
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: a zombie for the entire day.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And you couldn't enjoy your.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: And enjoy my first night in Florida, bro, because I
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: was actively overdosing on drugs.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Definitely have some good drugs. But it's a it's a
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: good anxiety. Man? Does that?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Does anyone on Wild and Now have have bad ass
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: anxiety while we're exposing people's secrets.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm the only one. Yeah, bug the
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: fuck out?
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Do you? So? With a live crowd, is it like
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: like is it all like is all their reactions natural?
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah? It is a they have like yeah, I.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Was gonna say, I like snl there, like in like
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: some talk shows there's like applaud signs and like, well not.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: At all, we don't have those at all. I'll give
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: you some tea. So they bring the audience in and
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: then they have like a DJ.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey turn it up, yeah yeah, blah.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Blah blah, and then they have a warm up comic,
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: Hey where do white people at? And then they make
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: the people to work and they it's like a dance
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: party when the audience starts. And then there's a stage manager, Linda.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: She goes out and she goes She's always like, okay,
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: when it comes out, you clap, clap, clap, clap and stop.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: But and then she'll like introduce games by being like
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: applause but the but the laughter is never anything and
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: there's no applause signs. Occasionally there's a voiceover that's like.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: It up, clap it up. That's definitely what it is.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: One clap this.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: One, it's clap this time collapse le stump.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Is it like a party for the people in the
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: audience pretty much supposed to be.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: But coast COVID post covid No, but they get, they
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: get and like everyone has fun. It's really fun.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Try out, dude, it's.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Like a show. She should come on the show.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: I would suck.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: You'd be great.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I would ship my pants.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: Oh way, that funny too, though. That would make that
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: would be a moment.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: People would be like, I'll get this guy out of here.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Did at Mikey Day go on?
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: He used to be on Mikey Day used to be
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: on and now he's on SNL dude.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so look and it could be your tickets.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Mikey Days is still honest, David, I thought he left?
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: Did leave? No?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I think Mikey Day is still there.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Bunch of people left for us?
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Wait? Did did lor Michaels really say it's going to
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: be a down yere for SNL?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: What does that mean? Like?
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe I got clickbaited?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Did he say that? I think I thought this. I
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: didn't watch it, but well I did watch it. I
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: watched some of the kids. Is it bad? No?
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Did Is that what he meant by it saying?
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: No?
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: I thought it was. I was received pretty well. I
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: think people like.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: Myles Teller episode you mean fin Yeah, I don't know.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: He's got a deep ass voice.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: He's hot.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I did not know his voice was that deep Miles Teller,
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: and I've seen him in hundreds of movies.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: He just makes his voice way higher.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: His voice in this was so much deeper in his
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: I thought it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Was like, oh yeah, like musical theater people.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: And he had a fucking good deep voice like ten
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: times deeper than that. It was like it was like
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I thought the skit, you know how like they do
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: like the dumbass like intro thing where it's like it'll
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: be like Miles Teller and then like the musical guest
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: and then like Bow and Yang.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah oh yeah yeah that one.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: I thought it was like I thought the joke was
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: that Miles Teller was lip syncing with like someone else's voice.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I thought like it was Kendrick Lamar talking.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Sarah Cooper Trump. Yeah, yeah, wow.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: It wasn't. It was just his voice was just like
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: he's a stud.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: He probably has a fat fucking cock.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Well blieve, but why do he get so much like
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: handsome more handsome in the last year because.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Of you not watch talking more and more handsome? And
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: I saw it in Whiplash.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I was into and Whiplash he was like a skinny
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: little boy. I sawt face and now he's got.
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Rock face hard as everyone's look, he's got bricked up
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: face and Zach watch from Home.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he probably wanted that role.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: With his doctor now who was the Yeah, what movie
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: was Miles Teller in when he was like a teenager.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It was like a college party movie or something like that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: It's like he's gonna be funny as fuck.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: He was in that like depressing ass movie like the Netflix,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: like one.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, and I twenty one and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: over was that it it was like him and Michael B.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Jordan or some ship like that that it was like
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: all studs, and it might have been Eron might have
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: been the third one in the movie, which is a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: star studed cast.
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Miles Tyler won't be the future.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Oh he is, He's already there. People were like coming
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: in their pants over him in Top Gun. Yeah, Oh
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: my god, mustache and everyone was.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: So hot in Why do you say it was gross?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Why are you hating on him?
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: I don't really like mustaches.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't suit him. Really, mustache guy.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Really and we all know they would not allow that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: And let's be real, to be clean shaven.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: That's why I was flying was so bad because he
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: couldn't see.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Straight because the I didn't see the movie.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, Oh my god, I haven't seen it yet.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: You saw it right, of course.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a volleyball scene.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: Oh whatever, getting your very I was noticing other.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Balls in your movies mixed up because volleyball scene is
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: in the.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: First first one. Okay, I actually never saw the first one.
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: I only saw Maverick.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: This one is so good I know you're about to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: say it was so much better than I having. Yeah,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you should watch the second one because I didn't think
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it would be sweet because I'm not that into war
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: movies or airplane movies or even ocean movies.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: But like movies, not air and ocean movies.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: I hate ocean movies.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: I hate. There's like the only ocean movies are good.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: No, I hate like a submarine movie where they're on
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the submarine the whole time, dresses me out.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Phillips stressful off seen captain Phillips, is it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: On the boat the whole time?
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I am the captain.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Now that's a good as impression.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: The found the next one.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You know, it's a side gig. They've been looking for
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: a captain, Phillips skeed. She's been looking for eleven years.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Look at me, I'm the captain.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Now I am the captain.
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Now, you guys, best impression. What's the best impression you
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: can do?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: I can't do any roam can do a couple, dude.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I was doing a good ass Abraham Lincoln impression this
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: past weekend.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: But I think it's just because.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I can do a good truck niche Okay, yeah, no,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it's just because no one's ever heard Abraham Lincoln talk,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I think is why it sounded good, you know what
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, Like there's I don't think so. I think
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: that he was dead before they were recording voices.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: That's crazy to think about.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I don't even knows his voice, or that he was
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: in full color. The fact that he wasn't in black
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and white, that that fucks with me.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: That's also they You know that he has technology to
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: color people, color people, really the technology to colorized photos.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: But the fact that he was in full color, even
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: when they colorized pictures, they are a little bit dull,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: The fact that he was he was real vibrant.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: Was he.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I think he was.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Just started taking pics.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is full color.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I think you're wrong.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: The world was as gray as fuck, dude. That's how
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I used to think it was, and I thought heaven
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: was blue.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, now you just know it doesn't.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm come full circle.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I'm fully aware that I just don't have to worry
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: about it doesn't exist, dude, It's not there.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: It's the same thing as before you were born, which
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: is not.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Back into your mom's uterus.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah sounds warm, I know, right.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I had a boy who did ayahuasca and he said
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: that he had memories of his mom's uterus. And I
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: got another friend who was there and just like walked
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: away from the conversation.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Walked so fast.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, no, you did it. It was OBEs though. Dude,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: ob said that he took.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Houprising at all.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: He told you that at all. Yeah, he said.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Super detail about it, Like I don't care.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: He said he went back into his mom's uterus.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Happened, like, don't tell people. Yeah what if I was like, dude,
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: I suck my dick, have.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: A different memory, Yeah exactly, I remember coming out of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: my dad's dicks.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that would be hilarious.
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I remember when I was just just a little sperm.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I remember I was with thousands of sperms that looked
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: exactly like me.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: I don't think you're remembering like you're tripping.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, oh you're not remembering.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You're not remembering ship you're like you think you are,
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're not. I don't do psychedelics, so yeah, you
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: will eventually have no I think that would like destroy
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: me as a person.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You think it'd be sweet to just be a sperm
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: with all a bunch of other sperms. Probably it's like
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a ton of views, a bunch of other ewes kind
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: of would be said.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: A bunch of other I mean, sperms are technically right,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: are they them?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: So I am an ally yeahs it's crazy that girls
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: were sperms.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Dude, I know right there, but they have or I
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: guess they do.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: We're supposed to have titties and.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: We were eggs.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Actually had a dream last night that I took my
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: shirt off and people were making fun of my man boobs.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Really they were calling that. They were like night, they
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: kept on saying, nice Sydney Sweeney's, bro. It's a real dream.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Is a real dream that I had a dream that
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: was a memory that was in your mom's uterus, Like
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I got it hyahuasca. Yeah, I woke up and I
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: was like, I gotta start going to the gym. You
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: have kind of little titties, Oh big titties?
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Huge?
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Fine, dude, who doesn't, Dude, everybody does. It's probably your diet,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: it probably is.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably hormones that you can't control. It's probably just.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Some Definitely my diet.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: You think so, yes, you eat a bagel when it
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: goes straight to your tits.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, I just not today, always on Sundays.
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 29:49
  Speaker 11: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 29:52
  Speaker 11: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 29:54
  Speaker 11: for zero dollar delivery fe on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber right, it's back
• 30:00
  Speaker 11: on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings,
• 30:04
  Speaker 11: not whatever you think college is for.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Uber and Uber eats with deals. This good. Everyone wants
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• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Do my diet stucks? Ass? I'm trying healthier this week.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: I started today.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's so far.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Say, oh nice, what kind?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Oh it had tofu in it? That's how hard I'm going.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to talk to to yourself.
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: Listen.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, fo's so gross.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: The week of the detox. I'm turning thirty one on Saturday,
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: so oh hell yeah, fucking slim up.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Oh you're cooked? What I was kidding I said you're cooked.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm old thirty one.
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh oh, I know. Wait how old are you?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: You called me old earlier. That's the only reason I'm
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: saying it. You're seven thirty four.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, okay, that's why I said old before. Excep
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: in my ia oscar trip I New.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: York thirty Yeah, your last appearance was just a hiyahuascins like.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Risk you have like a mental collapse.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: One of those people.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Nah having a midlife crisis in the classroom.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: Hey, and I'm supporting in the classroom.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, tests, I don't watch the show, so.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Just anything that rhymes like the nicest in the classroom.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: No, I actually was watching it. Uh two days ago,
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: I was watching Josh richards On.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Richards went a wild thing out.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah he was on the was Hones kid.
• 31:31
  Speaker 6: Wait oh the white guy right yeah yeah yeah wait.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: He Everyone was like, damn white boys kind of groovy
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: with it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: No, they did it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: All the comments was that he always like wasn't I
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: was like, no, he sucks.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: He like mouths Meek Mill songs on his TikTok. Yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: that's probably how.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: He got it, is like the coolest thing you can
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: do as a white person.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Richards. I don't know I had a TikToker this season,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: but it was him.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: It was definitely him.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: His episode didn't come out yet, this was out on YouTube. Yeah,
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: this is a no, not that.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Guy, different guy, a different tack.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yes he was there. No wait, no, not him, not him,
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: never mind, I'm getting people confused. There was a different
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: brand holder.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, he wants to fight this guy wants to
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: fight sas Bryce Hall.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: Oh that's the one who was dating other girls, right,
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: is that the one who was a girl came on
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: and she was like Bryce and blah blah bla are
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: back together or is that someone else?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Probably call her daddy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: And there was a girl who's like Maddie and that
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: wasn't about Bryce. Okay, wanted to be that girl who
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: comes on?
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Is like that audio was like popping. I was like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just remember my cousin kept on
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: posting videos with that left wait you watch call her?
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: It was like I just dropped the clip that was like,
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: I mean, yes, haha, I would love to do it,
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: but I just remember the clip that went viral.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah about the words that is Josh and Nessa.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, so it wasn't Bryce.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I only remember that because that was like a
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: big deal in this in these parts.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it is fucking you got a company wide
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: email about it. NASA back together.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: More promoting Nessa's content.
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Okay, so why does Bryce want to fight you? Oh?
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: It was like some dumb ship. Like there's another podcast
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: at Barstool called Busting with the Boys and it's with
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: this guy Will Compton. But they hed he like they
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: just we just have his podcast like at the company,
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: doesn't actually work like in the office, works down in Nashville.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: And I like said, so Will Compton he played in
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: the NFL for how long?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Ten years?
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Ten years? He's on your tent right now. Yeah, and
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: uh he's still in the NFL, Like he's like he's trying.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: He's not.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: He was in the NFL for a while. And uh,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: we were talking about this boxing this minor like league
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: boxing competition that Barsoola was called rough and Rowdy, and
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: I summit, something came up and I was like, oh,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: you will you could definitely beat Bryce Hall in rough
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: and rowdy. And then like Bryce Hall took that as
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: me being like Bryce Hall's a pussy shot and he
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: like went on like a ten tweet rant to me
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: like I'm gonna beat your ass, and I'm like, dude,
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I never said I could beat you up. I couldn't.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: You're like you can be by ass.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I ever acknowledged it on Twitter. Yeah.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: We were in Minnesota at the time filming a video
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and uh, I mean you were trying to play it cool,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: but you were freaking out be like what should I
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: have and you like were writing responses the leading responses My.
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: Favorite sweet you've ever said? It was like, amidst the
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: whole ten tweet thread, you just said that Bryce Holli
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: showed up in my front door with the gun.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah. I was trying to come up
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: with like, like any I'm not gonna like taking it
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: seriously would have been like lamb as fuck. If I
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: was like, they come here and fucking get some brood,
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: come here and let's handle this, Like I'm not gonna
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: go from like guy who tries to be funny to
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: be like fighting people.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: No fighting TikTok. Yeah, yeah, like what are we doing?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: He did come on this show and we were like
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: we were nice to him, but he was like, I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: came on your show and then you elected came out
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: like after.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: He was on our show.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: That's funny.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And also the interview sucked ass.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's just, uh, we're not going to ask
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: him about TikTok stuff, and he were like, he's not
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to talk about said that I.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Did. It sucked. I remember Tim Dillon called me. He's like,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: I just listened to that interview. It sucked.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Really, he was so boring.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I was. He was on for
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: like ten minutes. Yeah, he was just like telling stories
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: about like drinking and smoking.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, what did he Yeah, what were we going
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: to get out of him?
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he was just in the
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: office and we're like, oh, let's pull him in for
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: the thumbnail.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Some people just can't podcast. Artist.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Thing to do in the world.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: Artist job in the world.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: A million mile an hour fastball, absolutely not a lot.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Of people can do. Everyone has no Joe Rogan. Joe
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Rogan hardest job in the world.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: He's literally a genius.
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, we're going to go on Rogan. I wouldn't say no.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you you were talking shit on him and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you kind of have to walk it back now that you.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: I was joking about podcasting, Oh you were talking getting defensive.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't want the smoke. You don't want
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: to smoke.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: You've been talking on Rogan's lock up. I always like, dude,
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: don't like, don't fuck with seriously. Like, you know, he's sensitive, right,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: he has feelings too.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: I think I would go on. I think I gotta
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I think you have a real good chance.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just have to like watch. The hardest thing
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: about Rogan is like you have to talk talk talk
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: talk talk talk, because yeah, I feel like he's the
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: kind of guy who will just be like uh.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Huh No, No, I don't think he is, though. I
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: think he's like I think that why those interviews are
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: always so long. It's because he's such a good like
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: conversationalist that like anyone could go on and have like
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: a four hour reps.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Right, I could talk for six, ten, twelve days, you
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: know what I mean?
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you run your mouth.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so your wife told you, Oh.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: It's a good thing. Uh what is uh what's the
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: diet looking like?
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: What's the new diet going to consist of?
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, just health, health health health health, obsessed with health.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: I'm obsessed. So I'm trying to drink water. That's my
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: number one right now because I've been living or.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Even making a dent in the body armor, and.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: This is the most got my alkaline water only bodywater,
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: body ammer, sport water. Thank you, barstool. I don't know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to eat more vegetables. I think I
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: feel like I've been a little bit a lot of salt.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: I ate a lot of lemon pepper wings. In Atlanta,
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: you go on the road comedy club, you just eat
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: their food all weekend because it's free. Yeah, and that
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: shit fucking sucks. No offense respectfully to the comedy club.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I mean sometimes they put food in front of you
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: and you're like, this can't be.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I was at a I was at a club a
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago, and I ordered like case ideas
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: for some reason.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: And what the fuck, dude, First of all, that's where
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: you went wrong.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're hinge.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: It was so it was they were like fully loaded
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: case idias with like every single topping. Okay, it was
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: like I can't eat this. So were you in Rochester?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a great worst case up in Rochester.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Everyone knows card having bad case, terrible get.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: The Everyone's like, you gotta get the garbage plate, dude.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: It was like, I'm not gonna get. People were like
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: it got to the point where I was like, I'm
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: not eating it, dude, Like it looks like shit.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: So I went to college near there, Yeah, and we
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: would eat garbage plates when we were hammered.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what everyone says, like it's good drunk food
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: because it's is it is it like just like gravy
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: and fries and shit on it, like every anything you want.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Like the base of it is like max salad, home fries,
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: fucking meat sauce and like a meat of your choice,
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: like a burger, like a plain burger or like hot
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: hot dogs covered, yeah, hot dog covered and mustard ketchup
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: and more like meat sauce and hot sauce shut and
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: you mix it all together. Yea of it into your face. Yeah,
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: fat whoreor wake up and wonder why you're why you're
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: so fat. But it's like it was eight dollars for
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: like twenty pounds of food, So you just especially if
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: you're blackout.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Ah in college, Yeah, spot I would not when.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: You're a grown adult. No, like no, I like experience
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: that as.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it just seems like one of the like I
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: don't know, I don't I don't want my Rochester fellas
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: to be mad at me.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: I think they'll be Okay, they're already losers.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: They're great.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: I'm only saying that because I'm from I'm from up there.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: You know what.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: I like the balls with my guys. Yeah, you're from Buffalo, right, Yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to date a Buffalo Bills player.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, for no one in my.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Bait, but you is playing in front of Buffalo Bills
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: players on Thursday.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a showing Buffalo and there's Bills guys going.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Are you kidding me? I wish I was a dude then.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: A name drop you what's up?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Wants to like, Hey man, that set sucked, and I'll
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: be like, I know, you should check out Maddie Smith.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: She sucks.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: She's good.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Any specific Buffalo Bills players that you're interested in.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: And even looked at the roster Josh Allen, he's wiped
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: up and you know what happened. If I took him
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: from her, I would be like the devil of you
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: don't want Buffalo. I would go down as like the whore.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I genuinely think they would be like they almost lost.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: I know Josh is distracted. Since I started telling people
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to do, Josh.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Has been you know, the radar.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: He is hot. Though he's hot. He's like the Miles
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: Teller of football right now?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Is he really?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: He's Oh for sure, he's like the big arm, big arms.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: You know what I forget though about these NFL players
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: that everyone's younger than me. I forget that they're like
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: twenty two to twenty three.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: You think of a pro athlete and no matter how
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: old they are, they're older than you because they're a pro.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: That old ass dude, Yeah, he's old as fuck and
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: he looks like someone.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, it's at the point where it's like a dad
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: playing with the kids.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Old Aaron Rodgers.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: He's like thirty nine forty a and Rodgers.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Looks older than Tom Brady.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like midlife crisis old. And his haircut got
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: like mor hair. His hair is wild.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: It looks like he runs a food truck in twenty ten.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got Portland hair.
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: He has.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Tuck behind either one of his ears. But it was
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: like shaved in.
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: I saw that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: It was outrageous.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: He's wilin. I think he's like closeted.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: You think I think he just doesn't g a F
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: because that wasn't he was.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Oh he's g a y bro. That's my conspiracy theory
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: for the day. And you can.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Bleep it out Rogers.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's run with that.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, what if I'm like Hannibal outing Bill Cosby.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: That'd be crazy.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're like, uh caring Aaron Rodgers being gay to
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Bill Cosby.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Equally scandalous in my book, equally scandalous.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Scumbag, This gay scumbag Aaron Rodgers like my craft equivalent.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I told you guys, I'm Republican on this show, on
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: this show when you come in here. But uh, the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the dude Billy Eichner accused the guy the batchelor, Colton
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Underwood of being gay when he was the Bachelor, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: like two years later he came out was like, I
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: actually am gay. He like Billy Aickner said it as
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a joke. Then he wound up being gay as fuck.
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: It doesn't even dick in the mouth, oh, dick in
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: the ass, like.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: All the way.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Didn't he just have a movie come out?
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: I thought he had a Netflix show or something. Oh, oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Billy had a movie come out. I heard it bombed.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah's talking too much for someone.
• 42:24
  Speaker 6: Was nothing going on?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I like, I think they sold liked it did like
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: fifty less than fifty percent of the sales that they
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: thought it was gonna do.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Is it a bad movie or just people didn't come out.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: I think yeah, I think it just people just didn't go.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: What everyone was like, it's a gay guy people from
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: not going to see the game? Well he is. He
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: went on like a full rant. Really, He's like, people
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: just won't come because I'm gay?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Is there are homophobias?
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: They won't why you don't come out?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you say, would still be going to
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the movies. That's probably why Aaron Rodgers is still in
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: the closets. So people come to Packers games.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Oh dude coming out as a Green Bay packer, No
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: fucking way.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: It would be empty.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they have so many billboards about Christianity, fucking abortion,
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: Bible studies. He has to move out of the country
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: and retire before you can come out.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: But there is a gay There is a gay football player,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: an openly gay dude right now named Carl nasib And
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: he was on the Raiders last year and now he's
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and he's playing.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: He's just tackling dudes, like giggling to the ground the
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: time of his life. Dude, he hit the jack place.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: He probably makes people run faster because they're.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Like, we tackle homophobic dudes in the NFL, Like.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Aaron Hernandez was gay.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: That documentary was so wild. They like plucked someone from
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: high school that was.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: And also they're the only person that could have been
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: like that's not true. Is dead, Like why even have
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: in the documentary?
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: If I die and they.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck super good?
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: The dude went to my town's high school and Hernandez.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: And Joe Oh really, so you know the guy of
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: him person, But maybe it's a gay dude trying to
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: get clout by just being like, yeah, I fucked that
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: dead guy, that dead famous guy.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: They did in jail, so he was gay eventually, but
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: I don't think you know they fucked in jail.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I wasn't there.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I actually it's not like normal it's not
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: normal for a dude to be like I fucked him.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: That's like a it's a big coming out, you know
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: what I mean. Yeah, just do that for Cloud.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Well, No, that guy was definitely gay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Guy was Gad, the one from high school, the white
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: guy from high school.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Flex.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he was like I don't know.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: I was describing their uh relations pretty in detail. He's
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: also dead. But also, the ship about the shootings was
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: crazier than the gay ship.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: In my opinion, it's also a good reason.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: I think that's a pretty reasonable it was.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: The gay shit was crazier.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Him murdering those three people was a little more crazy
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: to me than him being gay.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Listen, I stand my grounds. Yeah, Aaron Hernandez, I don't know.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: The NFL is Wilin.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy. But Sas is an NFL fan,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Like he's sneakily getting indoctrinated. This is your biggest NFL
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: year yet to date. You're watching like every game, talking
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: about it, same players names and shit.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm uh yeah, I'm making a big transition
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: in my life getting into more manly things like shooting
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: guns and football football.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I'm going the other way. I went to yoga this morning.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: And you went to a play or you went to
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: a magic show.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I went to a magic Yeah, I went through a
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: magic to the magic show. Wrong with you, dude. It
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: was kind of sick though. I don't know how the
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: fuck he was doing this shit.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: That's why I don't like magic, because I don't like
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: not knowing. It pisses me off more than it doesn't
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: excite me. It pisses me off, So I can't go
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: to magic show.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: But it was infuriating.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: He had everybody right down their favorite drink, made everyone
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: swap the paper, passing the papers, and then he like
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: picked five of them, told the people whose drink it was,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: and then had the same tea kettle and poured out
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: every one of the drinks.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: It's just like, ah, that could so easily be staged.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: It was like espresso martine people in the crowd. No,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: there was like forty people. I like, talk to the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: people afterwards, you think that they were He used everybody
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: in the audio.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: You guys what they wrote down?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody drank their drink and he would be like,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: what do you want pink lemonade? Like strawberry lemonade? What
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: kind of lemonade do you want? And he would do
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: it right there, like live, how do you do that?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know? And I was fucking furious, dude.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Why.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: When Shay we we were the guy that produces the
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: yak and he did a magic tricken here and I
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: was pissed because it was good. I was like, how
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: the fuck did he just do that? What kind of
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: witchcraft is this?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: It was bullshit, witchery bullshit.
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't like the spirits in the room of
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: mostly me being wrong.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: I know I could have only been a spirit magic
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: away from me.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: But there were like hard ass dudes in the audience too,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: who were trying to like stump the guy. Oh yeah,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: like all right, well, what what model of car do
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I drive?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Like what make is it? Like what flavor was it
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: that I had this morning?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: And the guy's like all right, dude, he just moved
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: along like he he obviously got his information from his
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: little assistant or however he was doing it through whatever
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: camera pulley system or.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Whatever he had.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: But people are just dickheads trying to like be like,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: all right, fucking prove it that you're actually magical.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so lamb.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: Okay, Dumbledore Okay.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: It was such a like what do you do the like, dude,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: obviously he's not actually like a fucking wizard I expect
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: him to do by the way, I'm not actually doing
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: magic their tricks.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And the one time he like got it, the guy
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: was like all right, Like he was like something about
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: like he ate ice cream, and he was like, well, yeah,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: but what flavor of ice cream was it? And it
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: was super specific, and the guy got the flavor right,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: like it took him like a little bit longer, but
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: he did get it right. He like stumped the guy
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: that was trying to stump him. But like you were
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: just have to be an absolute dickhead to go to
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the show and do anything other than to be like
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: he like, you have to applaud the guy.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: You can't be like this is fucking bullshit, right, I
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't know. I do think you'd call
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: him out.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no. First of all, I wouldn't be at
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: the show.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: He's the millionaire's magician. It was very high class.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I looked very fancy.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Where did you go in New York? Somewhere?
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: It was in New York. It was like somewhere in midtown.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: It was like forty fifth and fucking six or something.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Some hotel, some like ancient hotel, some hotel that opened
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: in like the eighteen eighties.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: Oh you do like activities?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: It was activity.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's activity activity, activity yeah yeah. I'm not like
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: having free time.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I seriously get crazy anxiety having free time. This past weekend,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to be like in uh Maryland Atson
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Festival and it got canceled, and I was like, dude,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I need to fucking buckle down and do shit with
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: my life.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm not even doing anything this week.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Can go to a fucking magic show this week.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: I need to go, and it has to be in
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: an ancient hotel anything.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: I've just been nothing with my life. I've seen a
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: magic show this year forever. And then I get tricked.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: There's a brush of accomplishment.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Once I got tricked, like finally I can sleep, so
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: good work tomorrow. I slept think incredibly well. Once I
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: got some fucking sleep. Went to karaoke this weekend.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: You didn't invite me.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: It was in Philly. I did invite you to Philly.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about? And You're like I.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Gonna, oh, yeah, you did. I got a Bringer.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: Show and what songs did you do? I fucking love karaoke,
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: love it, I love it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: I could do it for hours, karaoke like every time
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: we go away. Really have a little tradition of ours,
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: like on the road, you too.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, find a karaoke spot.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Not first day, Yeah, for work, that's awesome.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: It is good fun find a karaoke bar because you
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: just find weird people and you actually get to see
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: people's personalities at a random bar where you wouldn't have
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: but it was a stage, right, Yeah, yeah, you fucking
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: have this absolute ham but uh the it was this
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: place called Yakatory Boy in Chinatown and there was like
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: like a black bachelorette party. These women were fucking going
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: absolutely ape shit and they did dreams and nightmares.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Hold up, wait a minute.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I thought I was finished, and they were all fucking bouncing.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: And I didn't even sign up for a song. But
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: my boy Mike, he signed up for a song. And
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: it was right after that and he signed up for
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: like a Michael Bubla song and it was like the
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: most high vibrations vibes going into it, like the whole
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: bar in Philly and like just just wrapping every word
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: of Meek Mills knowing all of it, and then it
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: came up and it was his time, and he was like,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I can't do this, and he like ran to the
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: bathroom and the lady came over and was like, it's
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like Mike's turn. Yeah, she like handed it to me
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: and I had to sing Michael Boublay in front of
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: this and this black bachelorette Partyom yeah, it was tough,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't it. Actually I was crushing it really. The hostess
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: came over like and started filming me. She was like,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: because I was hamming it up.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I was being.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Absolutely Even if the song's bad, you can say it's.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Like birds flying high good one.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It was just like the air was sucked out of
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the room though, But so it was basically a bomb,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: But uh, I made it goofy enough that it wasn't
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: as embarrassing as it would have been if I like
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: really tried hard, if I really put my heart into it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: A good song is really That's why they didn't even pick.
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: Like with a spreadsheet, like like trajectory of like you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Had to read the room too.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: You got a match, energy can't go. The worst is
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: when it's like everyone's having fun and then like a
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: try hard will go up.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Like a minute fucking.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Wake me up inside or some ship like, oh, give
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: me something good.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: I need something that I know all the words too.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: I need something that's in my rain.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Your register, that's the most important part, hitting the register
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: in the pace of the song.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's your turn to start.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: And also, no duets.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: There's a few that can hit, but there's probably three
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: and they're Disney shallow with someone, I'll do shallow.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I can show you that the one hits.
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will do Pictures rock and kid Crow. Oh no,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: I talked too fast.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: It's okay. I don't think he knows who any of
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: those are.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: You don't know?
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Socks on right now?
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all the socks I have. And I always
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: got to rep the crew, you know what I mean.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Only the reason I say no duets though, is because
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: sometimes you'll get like the two friends who are like
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: drunk and they're like they're just like they're up there.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Just like giggling.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: If you giggle up there giggling. Seriously, a lot of
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: us are here, We're spending our money to be here.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, don't funk around if we're waiting to go up.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: We want to have a good time.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all we want to.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Do is go up?
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Why my name yet?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: And then so you're regretting your song.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've done so many last minute changes. Go
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: up to the two jan You're like, scratch that too?
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: Did you the comedy jam it?
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: I wanted to so bad and I was like standing
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: there watching it on the projector just being like, fuck,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I want to do this.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: What's that comedy jam?
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Josh Adam Myers is a show called The Goddamn Comedy Jam,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: and it's oh ships, and it's like, uh, it's like karaoke,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: but it's like, damn comedy. It's karaoke, but there's like
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: a real band, Like Bill Bird does the drums for
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: it sometimes times.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is he nice on the sticks?
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: You can?
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah?
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Really bro? Or do people just have to like be nice?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: They just have to be like that was sick? Bill?
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: It's probably good. It's not like people are playing crazy songs.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: But I did it at Moon Tower. It was fucking fun.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: I never liked saying with a live band, what I know?
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I wish I did that.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: That'll make you not want to be a comedian.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: It's way more fun, Like where are.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: We going next?
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally what this festival was going to be.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: This Uh it's like singing with a live band.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: And why did it get canceled?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Hurricane?
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I was in Richmond and there it was like
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: really raining and the club owner was like, tickets tales
• 54:11
  Speaker 6: might below because of the rain. But I'm not used
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: to that. I'm from Buffalo. We go out in the
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: fucking blizzard. Ye, We'll go out in a blizzard to
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: give a hand job. I'm not used to the weather.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: You mean that's happened.
• 54:27
  Speaker 6: Oh it's still happening.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: I gotta get back to Buffalo. It's snowy. Probably God's
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: in there. They need a hand jobs.
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: I need that grip.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm saying, have you ever been to wing Nuts?
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: Wing Nuts?
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I think it was like niche until recently I think
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: it was like, uh, it's two favorite there you go wings.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: It was like a famous ass of course there's a
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: famous ass wing place that like these guys in here,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I guess like discovered. It's just like a husband and
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: wife who were just like out of a vf W.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: They were just like making their own wings and they
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: blew it up and eventually they got their own storefront
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: or whatever. We're hereuffalo, I have to go allegedly the
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: best wings on the planet Earth.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: They look good. They look damn good. I will say, well, baby,
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: I don't like that. I don't really fuck with the
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: baby carrots that they throw in there. Carrots, carrots gross
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: me out.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: For some of that.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Wet that I always I'll.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: Take a long carrot with appeel so fucking on it
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: over that ship.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: They're always soaking.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: Soaking wet out of that water that's in the bottom
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: of the baby carroty carrot water.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: I know you guys even encountering baby carrots.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: All the time. I have sex with a lot of guys.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: I don't. I don't even look at them.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Baby carrots. I hate them even given the time of day.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: And they I don't get them the time of day.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: My ex used to buy them all the time. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: hated it. Among many other.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Things, like like to like dip in, some like hummus.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Or some sh like rather have a carrot stick, I'd
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: rather have nothing.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Carrots are a little bit trash.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: It's kind of suck. I'm more of a tomato guy.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: I love tomatoes, like cherry tomatoes, A good cherry tomato.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: Papa cherry tomato. Remember you guys watch a Load of
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: the Rings.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: I did not either, never mind.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: KFC.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, see you on Wednesday.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Tell us about Lord of the Rings.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Oh there's just a part where a guy ate a
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: cherry tomato and it everywhere. You had to be there.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, what happened? What happened? You just say a
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: cherty if you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: Know, you know it was a movie.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I don't get cherry tomatoes in my sweet Greens salads
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: for that reason because I don't like to.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: I love chest sweetens.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I don't even care for that. I don't even want
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: to have that.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Come what to Oh fuck me in that? But yes,
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: I like a mushroom and and almlet too. Mushrooms are
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: the ship.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: I hate mush I love USh mushrooms like. I remember
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: when I was younger and my mom would be cooking
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: mushrooms and I'd go down serious and I'd be like,
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I gotta go back upstairs. They can't even
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: stand the smell.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Oh mom, gros. Mom.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: It was like, I guess I'll just have a PEB
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: and J for dinner.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: She was just making mushrooms as your dinner or just
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: like a garnish, and you wouldn't.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Even eat around them.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: It was a garnish.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: You couldn't just eat around the mushrooms.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: I don't even want anything to touch I don't want
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: anything i'm eating ever to touch a mushroom.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Were your guys parents good cooks?
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: No worst. My mom stopped like doing anything after my
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: parents got divorced. Anything good cook good parents.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Let's talk.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: I'm ready now I'm at the part. I'm like, okay, fine,
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: I answer question.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: It was traumatic. Yeah, cried and cried.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: I uh no, I don't fuck with mushrooms or zucchini.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Those are my two. No squashed.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: It's like, no, no, you don't. You don't love zucchini
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: because it's yourself. Like anything, it's water, it's not that
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: roast and he sucks ass.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: It's a vessel for flavor.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: So it's like you could cut up zucchini and like
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: have some oil on it and garlic and ship like that,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and now you're tasting oil and garlic, not zucchini, but
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: you're eating a vegetable.
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you do the same thing with like
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: a potato or butternut squash, it tastes like something zucchini
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: to me is like trash. I don't like any of
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: those fucking I take butternut squash. It's going to be
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: a long few months.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a tough fall for my boy.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: It doesn't like a savory flavor in the autumnal.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Months I really don't like. But it's the texture. I
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: don't like the texture. Really, it's just.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: About like a soup. But well, you should start with
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: a soup. I feel like that's a good way to
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: get turned out to butternut squashed.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: I'll try it, you know what, I'll try it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Round if butternut squash soup was a man in my life.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that good.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: That fucking okay, now you got it.
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: That's how bad you want eating.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: A butternut squash soup before you know it's okay.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Now I want to fuck a squash too.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: That's dangerous in here. During that was like one of
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: the things that got uh. We had like a TV
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: show that got canceled because someone posted about a pumpkin
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: looking like a butthole or something like that. They said
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: they wanted to fuck a pumpkin.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: There was a dude on Twitter. Who used to do
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: that every year? Oh okay, fuck a pumpkin. Everyone would
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: be like, this guy's sick to search. I remember I
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: always was like I remember, I was always like this
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: is pretty gross and everyone else was like, no, this
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: is funny, and.
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: Oh no, this is camp. Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, I guess I think I blocked him,
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: but he's definitely doing it again this year.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean, you have to keep up traditions.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yet tradition you pass that down to your kids.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: It's like he's like a normal like she was, well,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: he probably is not because he's fucking a pumpkin, but
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: he was like just like a normal Twitter dude. And
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: then once a year and now.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: My question is he cuts a hole into the pumpkin
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: and puts his dick through it, and it actually sounds
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: like it would probably hurt more.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: It probably hurt.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: The rind of the pumpkin is pretty stiff.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, got some chafing, like someone who's pump No.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: Why I was asking is because I do it differently.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: I use a stem that that would be that sounds horrifying,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: That sounds horrible. Those stems are fun.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, those things are strong, strong stem.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: We should get into an ad now that we're talking about.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: We should we just do that? Should we just cut
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: the ads in yet? Because I think we're too far
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: and we're too far?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Are far in?
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  Speaker 4: Are we? Yeah?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: Did I talk too much?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: No, No, That's how we do on this podcast is.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Fucking shoot the ship the ship like riff. We're a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: riffing podcast.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Mostly it's crazy. We're one of the first podcasts in
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  Speaker 3: here to do that.
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  Speaker 6: This, francis, what's going on?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: I'm can you? Can you change.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: Earlier?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like a long time I wanted.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: You on the pod, but we already roganed up.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 9: Sorry guys, Yeah, I can, I can, I don't know whatever,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 9: tell me when to.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Leave, don't apologize.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: No, we're no harm, no fun, we're talking.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: What were you doing?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 9: Have been you know, going over some ex his nose
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: some some very complicated uh math.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I believe it brain frying?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah, what do you want to hear it?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Do you want to hear what numbers?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: So you know, we brought over our pod to Barstow.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Oops?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly, oops podcast. Give it a watch.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I can't see you.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't put this on video.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Oh I'm not on They're.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: About to widen out the frame in just a second.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: That's what he's in there doing.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: Okay, I don't want to bor by the way. I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: don't know if this is sobered fodder. No, it's good,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 9: it's it's very so. This is the type of ship
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: we talk about. We're always crunch.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: So there is anybody we can widen up the camera now? Okay?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: Uh so basically, yeah, let me sit on your lap,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 9: would you rather?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: Okay? Yeah, come on, tell us the story. Oh there
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: he is a couple of redheads, just a couple of gingys.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 9: I'm leaning so much. I'm leaning on the arm because
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: I don't want to show you actually how much weight
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: I possess.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: You can show me here. I'd you sinking like a time.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: I just watched you lower down like six inches like.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: A hydraulic.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: I'm giving it all, giving her everything I've got. Yeah,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 9: and you're not liking that one bit.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: No jokes on you. I do like it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, the joke is literally on you.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: It really is am on you.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: So what's going on?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: What happened with your numbers? He brought over Oops, We.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: Brought over oops the pod and you know, we have
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 9: ads that we had booked through the end of the year,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: and so we have to figure out how to transfer
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: that money that is owed to Barstool. It's very complicated
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 9: because it's all invoice to us and then we have
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 9: to pay taxes on it. So it's hard to know
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 9: how to you know, because we're going to get ten
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 9: ninety nine at the end of the year.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: You're right, I don't care about this.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Weird No, you didn't, you stupid bit. Shut up, Maddie.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Wait, so do you have to do all the accounting
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: for like this yourself?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 9: You have been doing?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do it yourself.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Pass it over to the sales team. Now now we are.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 9: They don't know the brands that we've worked with, so
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: we've had the invoice. Plus it's all on our own
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: tax ship. Yeah, we like in theory, you know, we
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: think we found a way around it, but it's been
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 9: very complicated.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: You guys are so he's he's about to widen the
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: camera angle so you will be able to sit over here.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: I think huge, Yeah, you'll give true over over on this.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Hey, Maddie really quick.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: I really didn't think we needed to wide in anything,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: but what I know?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 9: Who am I ready? Ready? Okay, ready, here here's Maddie
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 9: gave it away.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: We all knew you were going to do.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: Go ahead, this is who is this? Ready? Okay?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: Wait, I'm nervous now I feel like.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Hey, Nick, Hey what I'm Maddie. Say what? I just
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: got a flat ass?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Jo I got seven seasons. That's all you gotta do, bitch?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: Hey Nick, you want to get blown by me?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you could never go on wild and out
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: because you don't have a flat ass.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: You have too much.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: No, you have you have a like the OGBBL.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: You're two cake cakey two cakey.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Wait, but you guys, all three of you have done
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: a show together.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we just didn't.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 9: We did, yeah, and everyone came up after me and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 9: they were like, you know the girl who opened was
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: the best?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's what I was like, God, all right,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: who's that opener?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: And I had to be like, well, that's only because
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: she's doing twenty minutes. Have her do forty five. Then
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 9: you'll have to see how how much harder it is movable.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I only did fifteen.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: And what is your look good when you're playing your
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: greatest hit CD?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Exactly? Come on, fuck it exactly? Dude, is absolute bullshit.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: What's fun? We drove home? Uh well, Rome said he
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: didn't know you had to Teslaus. I don't know if
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: I was That's.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: Okay, it's I bought it used.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that though about it. I didn't know
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: if that was out to the barstool universe.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 9: But it's just three, it's you know, everyone, sure fucking
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 9: I don't care. I was driving that when I wasn't
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: doing the shoulder video, and I think most people who know,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 9: like the windows of the Tesla are somewhat distinct, so
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 9: they probably could have.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: It's a good we tesled up.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 9: But then Sass and I have had some major headaches
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 9: with the Tesla.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: That's been causing us issues.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: What on the road chargers.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: The next weekend Larger Week, we went out to red Bank,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 9: New Jersey, where I'm from, you.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Know, brought Maddie Wiener instead Born.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no problem, And you know what the crowd said
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: after her. You're like, boy, that Maddie you had this
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 9: week was a lot better knowing you had.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: Guys, don't It's crazy your fans came out to two
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Jersey shows fucking losers.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, just so what was your problems with
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: the with the car?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: This we the sacon that when we drove down to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: Red Bank, you know, I was bragging about it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: Francis gave like a thirty minute speech being like this
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: is I mean, this car it's just perfect. It's like
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: he's like, this is the kind of car that you
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: want to drive, and then like twenty minutes later, we're
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: in like panickmode, being like, dude, we're gonna miss the
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: fucking show.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 9: I set out a little low on the old battery tank.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: We only think I think we had like thirty eight
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: miles left, and you know red Bank was more than that.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 9: So we're driving down and I'm telling them how great
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 9: the car is and showing them how fast it accelerates,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: which makes the battery drain faster. And uh, I said, oh,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: it's okay, you just plug in a charging station on
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 9: the way. They're everywhere. And as it were, I was
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 9: still talking to Maddie and Sass and we had our
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: place plugged in. And Jersey is filled with these convoluted
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: off ramps and overpasses. You can't tell just by looking
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 9: on the on the on the line of the road
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: of your map whether you know you're supposed to go
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: left or right, because sometimes those those two lanes will
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 9: go very parallel for a long time before it finally
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: snakes off.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, I know exactly what you mean. It's not as
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: accessible as it seems on the mat.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: That actually, uh not to not to butt in. But
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: that happened to me twice when I was driving to Rochester,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: and it was not just like a minor setback, it
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: was a thirty minute setback. I got on it. I
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: was like it was like, there's a Sheets off this exit.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: I get off that exit and it takes me ten
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: miles to the Sheets And I was like why why
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: would they ever put that there? Wait? Sheets, sheets like
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: the gas station.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: Oh I didn't know. I thought you were buying linen.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: No, no, you never been to sheets. It happened to be
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: on the way there and the way back at the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: same exact exit. I was like, you's gotta be fucking.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of on you. That second time.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: I was like, there's no way it's gonna happen to
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: me again.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: What so you guys ran out again?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, he got very close.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: We got down to about six miles, at which point
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 9: I said, oh boy, this this isn't looking good.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: And then we trying to keep it cool. He's like,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: look the features I was.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: He was, actually you were on the phone.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 9: I was on the phone, and Maddie was sitting in
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: the passenger seat, I think, and I.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Am said, Maddie was actually sitting in the back. Oh, okay,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: the details aren't important.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: So Mattie was in the back, and I distinctly remember
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: I we we're two miles away from the gas station,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: but I only have like four miles left on the charge,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 9: and tells you how much.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: It's not like a if you have if you run
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: out of gas, you can run and get some guess
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and bring it back and bring back a handful of electricity.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 9: I don't know where you find a big old Tesla
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 9: battery exactly, So I think that I'm supposed to stay
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: left on this sort of rampy fork.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Sure enough, that was wrong.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 9: And then the second you take it realizes you've gone
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 9: the wrong way, recalculates and it said it went from
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: saying there's two miles left to this place to saying
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: there are eleven miles and we only had four miles
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: left of charge. And Maddie audibly gasped. It was so funny,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: like a true gasp. Yeah, yeah, like an actual gasp,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: you know. And then somehow I managed to take a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: police off ramp like an illegal service vehicles only drive
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: through a police precinct, kind of like when you go
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: pass a toll and sometimes on the right there's a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: collection area for police cars. I turned through one of those,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: didn't get in trouble. Wonder why a white privilege, say what?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: And we made it to the charging station.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: The station got our snacks in charge, and it was good.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: We watched the new Special Yeah in the Tesla, and that's.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: As it charged to be parked. It was sick, Big
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 9: big TV. You can recline your seats, watch movies. Netflix
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 9: is streaming on there. It's pretty good. How long does
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: it takes about if you have like a supercharger, you know,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: then it's twenty minutes.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: It was we were charged for like, that's quick. I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: have ten minutes and we got there and back completely fine,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: no problem.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Some other electric cars take for ever.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Well that's why they're not Tesla. No.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 6: I got screwed over by a Nissan Leaf in Wisconsin.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: That's I don't need to go into detail, but my
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: fault one. Yeah, I rented one. Where was that in Milwaukee? Yeah?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: I was gonna say, I bet you've Nissan Leaf. Sounds
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: like a code name for a guy that was lacking.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: In the bedroom away. Yeah, it sounds like you.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: Maddie got screwed over by a Nissan Leaf, like a
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 9: guy named Tom or something.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: I raked his ass.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: Oh man, I had to dig for that.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Where do you Where do you put the car in
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: New York? Or is it not?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: So?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 9: This is where having a Tesla is good versus not
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 9: is if you have a charger where you park your car,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: which most Tesla owners do. I do not if you
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: park it in a garage and they don't have it
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: in there, so like we.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: Don't we have to rely on it go somewhere out
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: in the wild.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, does that make it worse?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: Does that make it more way shittier?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Heart goes out to you.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Bro fel like, if you have to go somewhere to
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: charge your phone.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Sucks ass, that's dumb as hell people have to be doing.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to help the environment.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: You care added to your building, right, I mean.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 9: There are the problem is that the parking spots in
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: our building are a lot of people own them because
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 9: it's beneath where I live. And so the people that
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: own their spots and have Tesla's have put Tesla chargers
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 9: enter into their spots. But do we rent our place
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 9: so we can't go?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, you should be able to put one in there.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: You're paid.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: That's fucked up.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 9: I'm not trying to hijack the pod, by the way,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 9: So I'll let you guys get back to it.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: We're literally finished finishing now. This is that that's just
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: the end of an ad read. That this was just
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: an ad read that you can for for whom.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Uh for help, better help. We're one of the first
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: podcasts ever.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: Ever, ever podcast.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Yea, what other podcasts in here just really fucking let
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: it loose like us. I mean they they're sick, but
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: they're more like pop culture. They'll talk about television shows,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: which sucks.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: We just riffed.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe I'll cancel tell Loyalty.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, don't obviously not.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: I have a career.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I got a following that you need to fuck.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: No, no, don't cancel down, cancel.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: Any more people to come on the Maddie train to bitch.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna laugh at you. They're gonna think
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you're for me, laugh at your jokes.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think it should be fine, gonna be there.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: You guys know it is for me to go on KFC.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: We are a little nervous. We're talking about it before.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: We're like, I hope they mesh. Well, you never know,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Because they'll vault some stuff. They'll throw some stuff in
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the vault and it will never come out. What do
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you mean, like, if the podcast doesn't go good, they're tough.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 6: Shut up.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: It's also like it's nervous. I've done it before and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: it's crazy. They have like seventy interns all and they're
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: taking notes. Shut up, and like Dave's SIT's in for all.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: Shut up, Okay.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Dave sits in and he's like, I don't like this,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: cut it.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: But this shit is whack.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: And all the sponsors are like live, they are watching.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, they're live. They're like, our product is dropping in stock.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, actively may say something funny before it's released.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: I think it should be great. I look forward to.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's actually very easy and very fun.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: Dave's girl girls intern texted me or what's her name? Insistent?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: I don't know there's a girl. She says she's a
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: wild and out fan Dave's inn. No, not Dave the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: fucking guy. Wow, Jackie yeah, jack Lackey, Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: She said she's a wild enough fan.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: We were texting.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, very nice.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: Way far stool girls got to stick together.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Silvana texted, I thought you meant Dave's.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: Girl Dave's girlfriend. I'd be crazy. Should have just that
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: she's so beautiful.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Just do another Just say that you're texting with Dave's girlfriend,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: and we'll clip it from the beginning and we put
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: it out on social Ready you're ready?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 6: So I was texting with Dave's girlfriend Silvana. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: she's so nice.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Really.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: She was like, hey, like.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: This is good.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 6: She was like, hey, like hey, girly, Like.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Dude, I hate when girls call each other girly.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: I hate it when people call me girly.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Phobic, dude, I hate phobic.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: I'm homophobic too, and I hate it. To me it
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: sounds condescending.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: For some reason, some girlies are wearing these tops, but
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: like I realized that other girlies are wearing these shoes
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: just like shoes.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up. I don't know why it annoys me.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: I can't even get to the root of what annoys
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: me about girls calling girls girlies.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: I think I've ever actually heard someone say that in person.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: Usually it's an online thing.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a lot of online A lot of gurlies
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: are doing this.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: I've gotten girly in like a condescending way, like girly,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: I love you, but oh yeah, I'm just trying to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 6: sell tickets.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: Someone commented I did the stupidest crowd war clip that
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: was like a guy was single, and I was like, oh,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: is that way of your arms crossed? The shut up,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: fucking gay so what not? You know what I mean.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 6: It's like a stupid crowd work clip and someone commented like,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: not you single shaming or I love you Maddie, but
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: not the single. The single shaming isn't it for me?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I can't be on the internet anymore.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: That's like a.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not I mean, I didn't know single shaming
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: was the thing that happened.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: What do you think that they were probably joking?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: I think no went profile, she didn't follow me anymore.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Oh shit, I can unfollow.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's just fucking insane.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, hater's gonna.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: You probably someone you don't want to follow.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we wouldn't get along anyway.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Chronically, single bitch, figure it out, single bo That's why
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I know it will date you.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sad sack of ship.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: I did a video like over a year ago, and
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: there's some joke about some dude being dyslexic in it,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: and like I had a mob of people coming after
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: me saying I was ablest. Oh you were like, you're
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: a fuck barstool scumbag shit making fun of dyslexia. I
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: was like, dude, who gives a fuck about dyslexia?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: You like have to like you. I can't say no.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to sound like Seinfeld, but like you.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 6: There's some things you can't say.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: What what can Seinfeld possibly not say that?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 6: I know, but literally was saying that's remember. He was like,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: I don't go to colleges because these kids don't laugh
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: at anything anymore. I know, I messed my axe.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: That was fun when he was having sexual that seventeen.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: Year old, it was crazy. That's just Jenry pucked her
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 6: up in Central Park too. He was reading in Central Park.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Really, that's how he plucked her up.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: He was reading like an s a T. Studying book,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: probably reading JUNI be fucking.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Joke the Babysitters Club.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she was reading Babysitter Club, fucking Charlotte's Web. Seinfeld
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: comes over.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: She was reading with her fingers a mouthing the.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: Words, and then Juny said to her mom.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: She was looking at the picture book.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: Hi, famous person. Of course, I'll say hi to you.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: Magic Treehouse just a different time though it was back then,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: pre me too. You didn't know what that was.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: A long time ago, right, You do whatever you wanted.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: You see him on he's throwing fits this year. You
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: see that. You see he was like on Vogue, wasn't
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: he He.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: Was the fits? I thought you meant like he was
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: like having episodes, not throwing fits. The ki fits.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Kith. I think he was like a
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Kith model or some shit like that.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: That was fine, That was fire as fun.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 6: I feel like none of the pieces are anything that
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: I would ever see anyone in.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's like nineties nostalgia.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people are giving.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: He was alive in the nineties and he didn't dress
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: anything even close to like that.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: He didn't.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: I think it's like a heightened, heightened, heightened version.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: The jeans and the maybe jackets.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what was the jacket that he was wearing was
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: like a was it like a school jacket?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Or I thought varsity jacket?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Wasn't a Mets jacket? Was it?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: That was was right because he's a Mets fan.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: What a bum?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: What a cool guy?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Have you ever met him?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the jacket? It just has Varsity on it.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: Do you guys own any kid?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Of course, to say, of course, what do you have
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: has four pieces of clothing?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: I don't have a lot of clothes.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't I have a lot of clothes but
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: nothing good.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I U no, I need I give sas clothes
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: all the time.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: He gives me about shit that he buys in the
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: in the airport. He's like, dude, I bought this for you.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: Well, the shirt says I love New York.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's like what it is. And then he
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: gets like he.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Tried to shirt and seventy dollars spinning.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Around on the internet to make me look like an
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: asshole because he bought me like a he bought me
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: like a self help book from the airport that was
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: going through it at the thousand pages and he's like,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: I bought this for you, and then he turns it
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: around like I'm an asshole because I'm like, I don't
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: want this.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: You are, dude. Gift giving is my love language.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Oh it's not.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: It is used to reciprocate.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: It's like, I don't even know what it would be
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: like like that fucking orange and black bag if I
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: just bought you that and I was like, dude, I
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: bought you this, and you'd be like why why it.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: Was his shirt. It was a regular shirt that was
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: your side.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: But it was not. You didn't buy it for me,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: because I, yes, I did so he's the whole this
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: was last week, the whole episode he's running through. He's like,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: I got you this sweatshirt and I'm like, oh thanks, dude,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: like i'll wear it. I'm not gonna wear it. And
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: at the end of the episode I find the where
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: he ripped the tag.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Off of the back because you know how much.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: It is only something you do if you put on
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: a sweatshirt and the tag is like itchy.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's because I didn't want him to know how
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: much it costs.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Not on it.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 6: Did you wear it?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Price was not on it. It was one with the size.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: You only rip that off.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: I know what happened. You got on the plane and
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: it was.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: A little cold. It was a little cold, and you
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: bought it. I bought it, and he bought himself. Noe.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Tyler was with me. Dude, No, I had a different
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: flight than him back. He flew home early. So what
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I put you got the airport. You're like, oh wow,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: it's actually kind of bringing buy at the airport.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I told you where I bought it. Bought it in
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Detroit and it's a sweat brought it at a restaurant, and.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 6: Did you whether or not the tag was off. You
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: put on an airplane because those things are cold as fun.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: And then you tried to bring it to me because
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: you're like, I don't fucking want this piece of ship sweatshirt.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: You're like, it was seventy dollars.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Give it to Sass and I'll make him look like
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: an idiot.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: It wasn't a fucking It's not a piece of shit.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: I'll take the sweatshirt.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Sure you can take it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you, good, thank you. A gift from Sass.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Now it's going to be Now he'll get all the
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: valor for having given you a gift.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: And I'll say, I don't want this, Yeah you should.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: You should have gifted forward.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 6: I will. Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's like gonna have the book to the book
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: still on my desk.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: I don't need self help.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: I'm actually so it's actually it's called on Managing Yourself.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: It's just a wow, I'm able to manage yourself. So
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: it's not really self help. It's just like kind of.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an instant airport books literally, and people were
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: like legitimately, like dude, wrong.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: He had just shaved his head because he wanted to
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: kill himself.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: It were like, dude, Roan bought you that book and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: you're not even gonna read it.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: He was on the brink of ending of self harm.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: Why the hell would I read that.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Because you could? Yeah, you shave your head and we're starting.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: To see you ever see me with my shaved head?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: Don't think so? I don't think so. Was it like
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: a year ago? Yeah, yeah, you had like a little
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: Britney Spears.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Big time going on. Yeah.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he hasn't cut his hair since then.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: Now I have. I got a cup once did. Yeah,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: I got to get it straightened up, straightened, had to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: get it lined up. What do you mean it was
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: like all uneven?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 9: Oh got it?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: You know, like a haircut.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I was just saying, it's all uneven right now,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: and you haven't gotten it since then?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: I was hot, right.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: That was. But that was like the day after I
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: shaved it. That was like the most bald I had
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: ever been.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: It looks bad ass I did.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: My dad was so pumped. You good, I'm never doing
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: oh king, I'm never doing that.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: You can't because that's like a fuck you to all
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: bald guys too, because you have so much hair, I know,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, unless you go through another you know, little episode,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: it might happen yearly.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: It felt good too, Did it felt great? Was your
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: head cold for a second?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: Super?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 8: Was?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: It was in the winter? It was in December.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Did you always like rub the top of your head
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: like when you get.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Your bronzed off and you're like constantly like teeth.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does feel sweet getting the braces off.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Maybe you'll shave my head, Yeah you should. That'd be
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: crazy and not even comment and.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: They'd fire you from Wild Now. Oh absolutely thought they
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: would fire you from that show or whatever.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: I was insane. Yeah, her only thing I've ever been
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: on in my life.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: They're not gonna fire you from No.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: I think they know. I think I'm good for that,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: But I think I would get not booked anymore for
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 6: stand up because once a girl, if a girl shaves
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: her head, like you can't talk your way out of that,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: people will be like, no, you're insane. Really, Oh no,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to know you're insane.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like you just would book Brooklyn a lot
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: rush in Brooklyn. I feel like there has to be
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: women comedians with Shay's heads out there.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: No. Yeah, but I feel like my shaved head would
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: be like, oh, we can't work with her because she's insane.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be like. I didn't even feel insane
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: when I did it, and I still don't think I
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: was insane when I did it. I just I needed
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: a haircut and I had COVID. I was like, fuck it,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna shave my head. I've always wanted to. I
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: never did.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: You had just gone through a traumatic life event.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I didn't get it. I got denied
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: a raise, and then it was online for months and
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: months still following me to this day.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: It was online.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why was boss made fun of him?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: Boss made fun of Melevana's boyfriend, you know Silvana's boy.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, no, no, she texted me, oh yeah she was.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: Oh I remember a year ago she texted like, you
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: know Sass, the bald one. I remember now. I remember
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: that was at a dinner party here and I went to.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was It must have been fun as fuck.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Was it Miami that you guys were to get You.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 6: Were in we were in? No, we were actually in
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: Malibu that weekend.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, Alifornia girl.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: Sometimes we pop over it's.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: Not that bad of a flight if you're flying private.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: No, it's not. It's not at all anyway. Hey, so yeah,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 6: I'm free.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: You might be able to sneak your way in, uh
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: and just work here permanently by just hacking, like you
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: know Slavana Dude.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: I think I'm just gonna do that. I'm just going
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: to guess like everyone here just start coming and just
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: be like, hey, I haven't been getting paid.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: You would, they would, It would work.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna come here every day.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should just comment. Yeah, just go
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: sit down and they'd be like, oh wow, they're really hired,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: mighty smith.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: And then they start putting in things. I'm like, oh yeah,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 6: all of a sudden, I'm producing every book.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Are you aware of any barstool content that you maybe
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: would want to be a part of.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Or that you have a boy dad, what's one that
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: you don't like?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know, because the only thing is I watch
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 6: is what I'm on so far. My favorite is this podcast,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: and then my second soon, and then my second will
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: be KFC. And then is that the same thing where
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 6: they do ask the internet? Is that the same thing? Okay?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: I still do that yeah, I think so.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 6: I saw someone do it recently, so I'm prep for that.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put her daddy.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, call her daddy is my fourth favorite. And then
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 6: I think that's all. And what's it called? The Yak?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: The Yack Yack is my show?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: It's my second favorite because you guys are on it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: That means a lot. We have one called me.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 6: Anything involving Francis obviously.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Francis is.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 6: My celebrity crush.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: You know him.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: I know Francis. We talked about bringing in and we
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 6: hung out together and Francis.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Grab and grabbing.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: I have to pee real quick.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he can come sit in your seat. I'm
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: just kidding, brother. I would never do that too.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: He's your celebrity crush. Yeah does he know that?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah to him that No? Absolutely really wait, no
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 6: things really seriously, He's really cool.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: He's hilarious.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 6: We're like friends.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know if he would say that. No, we're friends.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 6: We text. I went in this Tesla, this gig we
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: did we wanted we did it Tesla.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's out. Oh ship, you know
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: that's crazy.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: And uh yeah, we did gigs. We did a gig
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: together in Jersey to meet him in SaaS really in
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: Jersey City.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: He's a good stand up Francis.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's awesome.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: He's been busting his ass as a stand up.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 6: I love him.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: He used to work here, got fired, and now he's
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: back working here. In the time when he wasn't working here,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: he got way better at stand up. No, he was
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: good before and now he's great.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 6: I know. It's it's amazing.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very impressive.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 6: You can get better.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. I kind of look
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: at people as like they're as good as they are
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: when I meet them.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, I know, doesn't have boil your mind when you
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: see someone you're like, wait, you improved.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make a lot of sense.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: You start get jealous. You're like, well, I've improved too.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: I was surely improving at the exact same rate. Absolutely,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: it's not faster. Wait, so you like Francis, You're you
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: have a celebrity crush on Francis, even though he has
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: he has red hair.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: Francis Is just like when I talk to him, I'm like,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 6: that's the kind of man you want, you know, he's
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: a man. Yeah, that's the that's what I that's when
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 6: when people are like, what kind of he's out? Oh,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 6: we left the kind of person like if you're dating
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: a guy and he sucks up, you're like, would Francis
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 6: do that? Probably not.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's definitely on his p's and q's for sure.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: He gave me too much mushroom chocolates at his house
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: one time.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 6: Really did you bug out?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: Badly.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: You're playing a game called Secret Hitler, and I forgot
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: who was Hitler or not for quite some time afterwards.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: But uh, but outside of that, he's never wronged me.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: He's Francis has never crossed me. But he's back in here.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: He's crushing it, dude, he is. He immediately became one
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: of the most powerful people.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because he's he's fucking high IQ. Motherfucker. Hey Francis,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 6: frances has been eating.
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  Speaker 4: People here so a lot of fat people.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I think the thing with barstool is you forget
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: that some people here can be unattractive.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh why you can't on? Well, now you
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: gotta be you gotta be smoking.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 6: No, you just picture barstool like cool cool.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's not. We have very few of them
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: less sneakers. Yeah, that's like Francis only pretty much KFC KFC.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: And Dave is pretty hot. The Svans gorgeous.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: Svan can be pissed when she hears you say that,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: why say that Dave's hot?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: No, but they know, like they they're like in on
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: the joke, Like when I go over to their place
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: like probably weekly, they're just like, man, he's so funny.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 6: I want to make out. They're always like asking for
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 6: a I don't want to because it's unprofessional until I
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 6: don't work.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good to keep that.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, But do you think Dave's hot or just rich?
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: He might just be real.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: He's like a he's like a good looking guy for
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: what we're dealing with. Uh, yeah, I would say it's
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: not Dave is attractive guy that just walk Oh, I mean,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know what that haggard like. No, I'm kidding,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: but dude, I would like to say something. There's so
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: many more hot girls than there are hot guys, and
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 6: it pisss me off every day of my life.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: No, right, that is bullshit?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 6: Is that fuck? Is that?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: Someone's got to do something about that?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: So we have to be like, oh, we're into personality.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 6: I have to tell ourselves that.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: There's no options. You saw Johnny Banana's just walk by? Yeah,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: who is that Johnny Bananas from like MTV's Real World
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: road Rules or whatever.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: The coworkers say, Hi, ye, what up?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: It's mad with the camera.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, Johnny Bananas. He's like, uh, He's like,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: that's celebrity. No, no, no, that.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: It was an actual Hawkeye THEO.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, So why did someone say THEO is a bigot?
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know it was.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Actually it was a battle rapper that said it.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh shit, my world's are colliding.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: Now the fun would they saying that about THEO? I know,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: I ain't right.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: You pissed me off?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 6: That's my boy.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 4: I know that's fucked up.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Then I'm a bigot.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm actually opening for him next week. We're not
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: with him again. To Denver, I've never been.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, Denver's awesome.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna get stoned as burg.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: Denver's great.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: The altitude though, it'll get you. It'll sneak up.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: On you all of a sudden. You're saying stuff you shouldn't.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: That is a Denver head dude, he's always off Denver.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: I wish I lived out in Denver, but I actually
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: like New York.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: So I actually like New York. Unfortunately, otherwise I would
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 6: live anywhere fucking else. But I'm trapped.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to live out in Denver, but
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: you know, I just got too much on the line
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: here in the big Absolutely. Yeah, the whole team is.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Where comedy is New York. You gotta do.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to do. I'm trying to like have a career.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: I just don't know about the scene out in Denver.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: I definitely would have to scope it out for at
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: least a couple of months before I move out there
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: for sure.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: And like I'm just solid.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't hit up any booker I have.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: I have always you can you take it?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: I had nothing to say I was gonna say. I
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: I think would be so funny if I tried to
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: like just drop into the cellar.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah you should.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go up and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: do like ten is there room?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: I heard a story of a girl going to the cellar,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 6: yeah and telling the hoe she had an audition.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Oh really, let's put her up and she didn't. Oh,
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: that's a good way to never go up there. Ever again, Yeah,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: did she do well?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: I would have been what would happen if she fucking
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: murdered and they would.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 6: Still I've heard stories of people being like, just throw
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 6: them up, throw them up, like friends of friends. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: and her and them getting past Damn.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: That's a wild Yeah. I had someone be like, oh, no,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: never mind, that was not my story. Larry David did that.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: That's what Larry David did.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: He was like at a show, like first stand up
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: show that he ever went to, and he went over
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: to the book and he's like, hey, I want to
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: go up, and the guy was like no. He was
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: like why the fuck? Why the fuck would we put
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: you up? And then that guy ended up being.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Larry Dave, are you about to tell that story as
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: your own?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: I was about to say. I was about to say
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: someone told me that they did that one time. I
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: made the show called Sign Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: And now I'm Larry yeah and as the booker.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then and then he went back to that
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: same booker one day and he was like, hey, you
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: think I could go up this time? And he was
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: like yeah, Larry. I think we could make that work. Yeah,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: he killed himself. Yeah, the first episode of Curb Your
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Enthusiasm came out.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: That's tough. Are you passed at the seller?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah? She's always at the seller?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 9: You kids?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: Actually, he's what we like.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: To call a seller rat.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 6: I'm just like, I walk in like how you do.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 6: All the servers. I like a flash mob forms behind
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 6: me when I walk.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: People start whispering, Oh my god, don't look right now.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: When I go to the cellar, I'm like, Ellen, I'm like,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 6: don't look me in the eye.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fire her.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 6: No, it's fun. I've been there since January, so it's fun.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: It's a club. It's really fun.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: You didn't get unpassed. That happened to people that get.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: Unpassed, I don't think officially.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been stupid. I've heard that happens people a lot. Yeah,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: they don't get like, they don't get on past. They
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: just get phased out totally. Yeah, that's happening to me
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: right now. Where No, it's not. It's not just during.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 6: Clothes just like to fucking you know, keep you on
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: your toes.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: They want you to, they like to make you bag. Yeah,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: I please go up tonight. All right, we're not paying.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: You and you're doing five. I'll get ready. They come
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 6: back in. Hey don't have time. Thanks for the opportunity.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: Are the people who decide who gets passed? Are they
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: funny themselves?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 6: Like the bookers?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 4: Ever talked badly about a booker?
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah? What are you doing? You're trying to get us
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: fuckingired from every job we never had. I don't know.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 6: I think that they might be funny. I don't know.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 6: They like to they like, we're not the funny ones,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 6: but we see comrade.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we understand it. Well, there's some bookers, not
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: at any clubs that I've gone up at, but I've
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: heard about some clubs where the booker is a comedian.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it'll happen on the road or lot. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 6: sometimes they'll do time.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Have you ever gotten any like sneak disses from people
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: on the road, like like, like I've ever gotten some
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: dist like the sneak diss like a little passive aggressiveness
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: like that was no from like a like I've gotten
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: it from a waiter. I got it from a waiter
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: in Saint Louis when I was with Francis.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, what did they say?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: We're like, they're like, I was surprised it was good
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: or something like that.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: It was a whole thing. I had to fucking body
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: slam is that.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, I thought, slam anyone who is.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: A male waitress, Yeah, what the fuck?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: First of all, he has issues here? Your life out, dude.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 6: In the chefs, people will people will say a lot
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 6: like I didn't know what to expect. I thought a
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: while now. I thought, because you're on Wild now, would
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 6: be like a lot of.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: Like corny, I get that all the time.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then they're like it was a real comedy show.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, every single time. The first thing that says dude,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: I thought that was gonna suck, Like why why did
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: you think that? And they're like stupid, Yeah, we came
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: in here with really low expectations.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, that's way better.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: That's probably why you crush.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: And then they're like, yeah, better than them, and you're
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 6: going to be better than you are.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's way better. Like you need to keep
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: the expectations low low.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: Oh shitty fucking clip, I know, I know. And then
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: boom come through with the intellectuals.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 4: Some people post such bad clips. Yeah it's yeah, I'm
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: surprised no one's been like hey stop.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah. There's some times where I'm like, it's it,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: and then the reel is over. It says watch again,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 6: and you watch again to see if you miss something
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 6: because you're like, wait what It's.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: Like some people, it'll just be like an inter It'll
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: be like a basic interaction. They'll be like, uh, and
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: what do you do for work? And they're like, oh,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: I work in finance and they're like oh wow, and
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 4: then the crowd will like laugh, and then it met
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: what the fuck did I just watch?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: No? Little WTF did I just watch?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: Then you watch it twice and the algorithm's like, oh,
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: they like this. Yeah, let's let's get this in front
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: of more people.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 3: The retention rate was one hundred.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 6: It's getting bad out there. It's getting saturre eighty.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: And yeah, people who are putting the comedians putting the clips,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: the crowd workout.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 6: We're noticing it because we follow.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I noticed it as well.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: Someone said that I forget who. Someone was like, yeah,
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: you guys are like comedians think that it's over saturated
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: because they only follow comedians. That was like, it kind
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: of makes sense.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: Now I see the ship as well, and I'm the
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: farthest thing.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: You probably follow a lot of comedians too.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, really, you just follow us too. That's like already
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: more than most.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: I got you both muted on everything. Can you meet
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: on TikTok?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: I think you can say I'm not interested in this.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can hold it down and do that. I
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: know that from my back from the old days.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm about to get back into TikTok
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: this year because I took a year off of TikTok.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: But I'm about to get back in.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: That's a great goal.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sucks. Ass.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: Think it's gonna be super easy to know, just putting
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: stuff on there, just posting clips on TikTok and.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: She just gets someone to do it for you. You do,
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 4: ready to go?
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just have someone do it.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just don't even know what's funny. I
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: also I think that I'm being cocky when I put
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: up clips. Mike, Look how fucking funny I think I am.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I try to take the emotion out of it.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 6: I'm like, this is it just a business?
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 6: Like I used to be like people gonna think I'm
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah. I don't really give a fuck anymore. Yeah,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 6: we're just trying to keep things moving. Yeah.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do have to just dump shit out, just
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: put some fucking shit up there.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hitman hollow has got a big dick.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 6: Oh what a transition. Yeah you know why because he
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 6: puts it on the internet.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: Are you on his close friends?
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: Dude, Okay, So there's this cast member on wild'n Out.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 6: His name's hit Man and he like has a close
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: friends where he's bus.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: That's crazy that, but that's like people do that. I
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: think that's like a big thing, like in like LA.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: I might be wrong, I think it is. It was
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: at one point where I was like super into like
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: like underground rap and like out of nowhere, just like
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 4: everyone started posting just like them fucking girls on Snapchat
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: like povs, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 4: The girls know I'd probably not.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they know.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 6: What if you're scrolling on Snapchat, you see your pussy?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah you're like, wait, that is that my pussy?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 6: I know I was blackout, but I won't.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: Just having a blue Face yesterday.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 8: What like his girl friend saw him with his side
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 8: and then like put out all this stuff of them
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 8: together and now he has like all his sex stacetes
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 8: released by that one girl.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: It is not illegal.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: Revenge borned him, damn poor, But didn't he just beat
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: up her dad?
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Like two weeks ago he beat the funk out of
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 1: her dad at like a brunch or something.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Blue Face beat up his girlfriend's dad.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 6: So blue Face was supposed to come to Wild and
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: Out a couple of weeks ago, but it was the
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 6: day he like beat up the girl's dad. No way, shit, Yeah,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: and the girl was supposed to come too, and the.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: Dad, the dad was supposed to the audience.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: Just why the that's why the fight started. He didn't
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: have enough tickets to get them all in.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 3: He said, you could get his front row. We could
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: meet mister Cannon already.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: Aby, he's got a big dick too.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: Oh dude, yeah, fucking came this reason too. I met him. What, Yeah,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 6: he's hot. I know he has ship against.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: Him, but yeah he's a crazy uh sexual predator.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, d that video did you watch the video?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: Yes, the blurtout picture.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: There's a video and he's like jumping and putting his
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 4: ass in this lady's face. And then like it's like
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: all like, I mean, it's not it's obviously weird, but
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: its it seems like it's all fun and games. Then
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: he like turns around, it floats on his back and
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: he just has a massive boner and you don't.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: Even think he had a boner. I think he was
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: like pulling his dick, like and you just hear pulling.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 6: String at it hit the fucking ceiling.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you just hear like the camera guys, you're
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: like whoa, and then it just cuts.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: It's like his boys probably they're like, whoa, you were
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: just sexually assaulting the girl.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 6: It was sweet.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: You didn't want to see your dick? Yeah?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: Then why was it alive or something? Why was it?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Why are they filmed it?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: It came out I think it happened a couple of
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: months ago and in Dubai and then the video just
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 1: came out.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: The girl tried to do way yeah yeah, yeah, dude,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: it was wild Like the first like you see him
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: just shoving his ass in her face and then he
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 4: turns around and you're like, what the fuck.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 6: I will say if I was a dude. I had
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 6: a big dick. I would probably be letting everyone know
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 6: it's running around.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 4: I would be he's nuts, though, people, do you believe
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 4: the you think it's the CTE?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know. Does ct make you fucking make
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: dombdics decisions like that?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 6: Yes, but he should also just be stupid to be
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 6: in respectfully, I met him, so.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he could be stupid. You can meet stupid people.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, stupid people.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: Stupid people.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 4: Sid he's gonna watch this too, and he's gonna be
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: what we were friends, I'm sorry or something like that. Yeah,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: what he does he spit? Was he spitting bars?
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: I think he had some bars. He probably went up
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: and was like, oh, where a condom? That's what all
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: the guests say.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Why because Nick Cannon has ten kids?
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 6: His tenth Yeah, and then on the show we have
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 6: to be like what you know, every single guest is like,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 6: stop having so munchy. God there.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: He had his tenth the same in the same forty
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: eight hours as NBA Young Boy had his tenth kid.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 6: We had a day off of filming because he had
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 6: a kid.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: Because NB A Young Boy did to celebrate in observation.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 6: Because Nick Cannon left to have a kid.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: I love how, I love how like much of a debate.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: It is like if he's like a good father, like
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 4: the people people like get fired up on Twitter over
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 4: like him having so many babies.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: We'll get fired up. All I know is that he's
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: nice to me.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, that's how I feel about Sylvannah and Dave.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: That is how I feel about me.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: I don't care how many kids they have. I don't
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 3: care if it's.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 6: Zero not married, right, Yeah? Are they going to get married?
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a question for her. I think you
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 3: got to ask her.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: Text her. Yeah, I think we're going to house tonight.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: One in Dumbo or no the O g oh really
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: that's legendary.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 6: I've been a member for like before other.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: People were there where it got fucking saturated, saturated so
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: many randoms can get in now.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 6: Oh no, every day I'm like, Okay, KFC's here now.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh man, Casey's gonna beat your ass.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: He'll watch this too, No way, O. No.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think we could pay an hour into the episode.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: We could say like two hours.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 4: There's like five people watching right now, you know, and.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 6: They're like, what is real? We should have done that
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 6: thing where like Shane goes on broken and drinks like
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 6: twelve bud lights.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: I know, right, we should have.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: Everyone was bagging us like, oh, do someone crazy? And
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 6: we just sat here.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: No, we just sat and riffed. Naturally. We don't really
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: need alcohol to boost our personalities.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 6: At all, dude. All I need is a vape and
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 6: a riff.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, stronger than any booze I could buy.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: Shane came in and did a He did a case
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: race with us shortly after he did that and drank
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: a bunch of beers, and uh, I love how you.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: You just have Tyler's vape?
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 6: I was hoping no one would say, And now I'm
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 6: on camera a vape? Are you mad at me? Are
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 6: we good? You want it? Do you want to come
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 6: due to take it? If you're that man, let me.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: Get that teller.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 6: Probably like three puffs left.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 3: That's Johnny Bananas.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 6: That's Johnny Honey.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: What does Johnny Bananas do? He's on m t V.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: He was on Oh wait, that show is on m
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: t V.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 4: Rome was on m t V Unplugged.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 6: I'm wearing a deadim Jacketrank.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 4: Frank's looking slim.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: He is that fat guy. He looks slim, looks slim?
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, oh, he looks like weirdly slim. Why does he
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: look so slim? Right now?
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: Does Johnny want to come in here? Okay?
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: Cool?
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: We don't know him like that.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 6: Like that, not close with him like that.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Frank, he just kind of wades in and
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 1: looks kind of fish tanks us a little litle bit,
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't acknowledge us, acknowledges us like fish in
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: a tank.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: Right, We're all part of his simulation.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 6: I hope we get fed soon.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: Oh man, all.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Right, where are we at? And I have all right, uh, Maddie,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 4: do you have anything you want to plug?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 6: Oh? Just follow me. I'll come to a show. I'm
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 6: always actually I have Son of a Boy Dad. Fans
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 6: always comes to shows, always come through.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 6: Oh hell yeah, Richmond, I had a couple come out
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 6: and then then we're like, and then I'll plug my
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 6: next my podcast. They were like, yeah, I got her
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 6: on Son of a Boy Dad, and she got me
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: on you know how they say like on oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: yeah no. But anyway, that time of the week is
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 6: my podcast. It's really fun. So that's it. That's my plugs.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I'm so bad at plugs. I'll be in.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 6: I was great, was being Burlington, Vermont at the end
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: of October. When does this come out next week?
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 4: It's come out tomorrow.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 6: What rapid fire?
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: You got a quick turn around here?
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come out. I'm going out with Burt Chreischer this weekend,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 6: so I'm excited about that. That's my plug. That's my
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 6: plug for no reason because.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: Drop Yeah, he's gonna be a he has fun though,
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: right I think.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: So he's a party guy.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 6: Well he's doing sober October, so that's probably good for me.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that will be nice.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 6: So as I would black out, I'm probably you know
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 6: what I'm saying.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, all right, Well thanks for joining.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 6: Us, Thanks for having me. Always a pleasure, all right right,
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 6: goodbye bye