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We're Talking Drunk Texts With NORE · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: All right when we come back eight five, eight five,
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  Speaker 1: one oh five one, Nori is here. Of course you
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  Speaker 1: know he's from Drink Champs. But we're gonna be talking
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  Speaker 1: drink text this morning. Context, drunk text, drunk text. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: now no nose before sim Simm. And now this conversation
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  Speaker 1: really comes the other day one of our producers up here,
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  Speaker 1: her name, we call a sim Simmer. This story better
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  Speaker 1: be good. Who got the keys to the story? Better
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  Speaker 1: be good? It's better be phenomenal. Now she got a
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  Speaker 1: drunk text the other night from an old classmate. It
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  Speaker 1: better be phenomenal. Now what did that that that class
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  Speaker 1: me see to you? You gotta take your mask off
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  Speaker 1: to talk him? Oh sorry, I'm just so used to it. Um. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was like three o'clock in the morning. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of y'all texting me pertaining to the show. But what
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  Speaker 1: do they do and text you at three o'clock. I
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  Speaker 1: would never be texting, but not necessarily done. But like
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  Speaker 1: other producers, I was trying to do alle ahead. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking to somebody from the show to talk about work,
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  Speaker 1: because usually it's only me and God at that time.
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  Speaker 1: And I look and the name I'm not gonna say it,
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  Speaker 1: but it was somebody I haven't spoken to and like
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  Speaker 1: since I graduated. And when I opened it, I could
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  Speaker 1: already tell it's a full paragraph like that. When you
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  Speaker 1: got to scroll along, it's like he's like, oh, long
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  Speaker 1: drunk text. Yes, he was telling me about like somebody
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  Speaker 1: who passed away. I have no idea that He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I wish I did this ten years ago, but I
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  Speaker 1: like you, And like in between he's dropping like that
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  Speaker 1: don't even make sense, and that he took a picture
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  Speaker 1: of what I wrote in our yearbook and he was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh I saw this, and I just thought the timing
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  Speaker 1: was right, blah blah blah. And then like ten minutes
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  Speaker 1: later he techn me back, girls, I didn't do that right.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't a good drunk text. That was a story.
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  Speaker 1: It was frantic good drum texts when you send somebody
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  Speaker 1: something and you know you'd be like, yo, um, I
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  Speaker 1: want that, pissy. That's a silly drunk text. The thing
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  Speaker 1: is a woman hit you and be like, yoall want
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  Speaker 1: that dump? Like dump you're talking about you mean, but
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  Speaker 1: let's open the phone lines eight five A five one
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  Speaker 1: oh five, and we're talking drunk text. We're talking some more.
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  Speaker 1: If you set one by accident, maybe you receive something.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. It's topic time because the phone called
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred five eight five one oh five. Want to
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  Speaker 1: join it to the discussion with the Breakfast Club. Talk
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  Speaker 1: about it morning. Everybody's DJ Envy Charlomagne, the guy we
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  Speaker 1: are the Breakfast Club. Now if he's just joining us,
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  Speaker 1: of course, Nori's here. He is our guest host for
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  Speaker 1: today and we're talking drunk text. You know, he's from
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  Speaker 1: Drake Champ, so we're talking drunk texts. Now. Have you
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  Speaker 1: guys ever received a drunk text on the Drunk Masters
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  Speaker 1: right there? Old time name one? Just you know, we've
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  Speaker 1: been having amazing years and just like just our brothers
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  Speaker 1: just hitting us in saying thank you. You You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: been able to give sixteen people jobs, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, even more than when I've been rapping. So
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  Speaker 1: I just always every now and then, like I'll give
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  Speaker 1: somebody a bonus or something like that, or someone who
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  Speaker 1: just text men, you really really a real one. And
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  Speaker 1: I prefer that much more than the street Texas when
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  Speaker 1: they say you're a real one. Um from text me
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  Speaker 1: know one time he's like, yo, y'all love you, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you for everything that you do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you thank me? Which it might
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  Speaker 1: be thank yoused to Yeah, yeah, and then that's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's good like every you know. Um, I like to say,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't make up the phrase giving out flowers. We
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  Speaker 1: made it famous, right, and the way y'all do it
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  Speaker 1: is stupid. Fly when y'all do the the gold flower,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you when it means the most. When
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  Speaker 1: you see God bless the dad damn right, God blessed
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  Speaker 1: the dead gangster. Yeah, definitely, it really hits and take
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  Speaker 1: off too, you know what I mean? Yeah? But um so,
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  Speaker 1: what I like to say is drunk Texas are necessary
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it's something that you really mean, like like
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  Speaker 1: like like my homegirl just said, like maybe this guy
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  Speaker 1: really meant that, really wanted to say that attention. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the courage and you know Asian Spade and
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  Speaker 1: Sarak gives you that courage, you know what I mean. So,
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  Speaker 1: um so, I think it's necessary became to the Tina. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's necessary and I think it's dope to
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  Speaker 1: give people flywers. I think it's really you know, I
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  Speaker 1: really knew envy when he had an MPV. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, He really uh, I really no, no, Montero, Monterro.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. MPV was I'm putting your car, always pulling
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  Speaker 1: my car, you know what I'm saying. But um, and
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  Speaker 1: to see where he's at, that's beautiful. So when I
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  Speaker 1: see him, you know, doing the car shows, and I
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  Speaker 1: always try to like either I participate or try to participate,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just dope for me. It's dope to see
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  Speaker 1: where you came from. It's dope to see the evolution
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  Speaker 1: of a human. You know I'm saying, because human that
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  Speaker 1: stays are the same, it's just they dead. They're dead.
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  Speaker 1: So drunk textas are necessary. I'm sorry to make text deep.
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  Speaker 1: I just there's no one else who didn't make drunk
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  Speaker 1: texting deep. I gotta I got a drunk text about
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  Speaker 1: a year ago. I think I told you it was
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  Speaker 1: another DJ, and I guess he was. I hope he
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  Speaker 1: was texting a young lady. Tell me who the DJ was.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not telling you. If he tell you, I tell
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  Speaker 1: you right now. He texted me, y'all, can't wait to
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  Speaker 1: get that ass right. True story. I don't seed the problems.
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  Speaker 1: You got to prove this was a true story. And
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  Speaker 1: I guess he caught himself later a couple of hours later,
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  Speaker 1: he was like, no, my bad bro for you. He
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  Speaker 1: gave you two hours to response, and then he realized, like,
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  Speaker 1: damn if he ain't gonna give me no action, so
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  Speaker 1: let me clean this. But it was drunk sex. He
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  Speaker 1: was drunk, and he meant to text lady tell you
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  Speaker 1: it was I'm not gonna do that too. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna meet Jasmine. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: You were drunk, texted Jasmine girl. Yes, man, I have
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  Speaker 1: sent the fifty sec um. I you know, I had
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  Speaker 1: an idea of what I was doing, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get the outcome that I was hoping for. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was it was more like, uh, what are you doing it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Because good morning? You know. And I don't think people
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  Speaker 1: realize what people don't. Women don't realize when you say
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  Speaker 1: pissy instead of the other word. It throws people off,
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  Speaker 1: especially after that young man. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: After that young Miami interfew would treat it. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: be careful. You hit here to do a talk about
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  Speaker 1: you gonna get this pissie. No, you're not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on me. Hello. Who's this? Hey? This is Cozy from Detroit.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? I was drunk and I picked my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: mom tell her I was gonna be her as WHOA?
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  Speaker 1: How do you make up for that? I text your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend's mom, You're gonna be the How do you make
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  Speaker 1: up for that? One? Yeah? That's that's weird. I was
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  Speaker 1: your pause, I mean not pause, but don't curse. I
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  Speaker 1: was drunk, but yeah, it was hard, like you had
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  Speaker 1: to have a whole conversation about it everything. Damn it? Man,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I wanted a frist about who was you? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Did you mean it? Or did you really mean that?
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  Speaker 1: I meant to say this for my boyfriend. You meant
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  Speaker 1: to tell your byfriend I'm gonna beat your mom's ass. No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean to tell him. Oh, well, I'm gone. You
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  Speaker 1: could have been saying some other wild stuff. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean? You're gonna have told your boyfriend mom?
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  Speaker 1: Now would be Hello, who's this? Hi? I see more?
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  Speaker 1: I for medium? Sorry? Now you're drunk? Texted what did
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  Speaker 1: you do? Mama? So I'm all that work, but my
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  Speaker 1: man is now certainly say he was gone for a
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  Speaker 1: bit work. I was out with the girl. We were
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  Speaker 1: speaking and he talk so I start had some slips
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  Speaker 1: of me and Towers and all said the whole network.
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  Speaker 1: Well my not name, that's with Jay and so that's
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  Speaker 1: my Stepfrothers. So I actually my stepfrother Wow, I was
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  Speaker 1: drunk and now I have to see a holiday and
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  Speaker 1: he wins back. Drunk your phone sound crazy? So was you?
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  Speaker 1: You sent a naked picture, the naked video to your
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  Speaker 1: fiance's brother. Correct, sound like you're trying to blame it
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  Speaker 1: on alcohol. It sound like you meant to do that alcohol. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it sounds like you meant to do it like
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  Speaker 1: you you know, you just blame it on alcohol, but
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  Speaker 1: you're feeling his brother a little bit. Hello. Who's this? Hello? Dad?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Bro? We're talking? Uh drunk text? Uh yeah
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  Speaker 1: yea the last year you knowing you no, you could
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  Speaker 1: get drunk a lot the girl pretty much. But now yo,
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  Speaker 1: he made him get So that's crazy. He said he
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  Speaker 1: wanted the girl to defecate on his face. Don't he
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  Speaker 1: take what he wanted to go to sit on his face.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Oh, that's crazy. I thought we enjoyed that.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we was beginning out here. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: boot the game was making people don't sol so it
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  Speaker 1: was out of tracking. I no longer dripping close to
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  Speaker 1: back up, dripping five five one on five one. We're
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  Speaker 1: talking drunk texts and been going sober afterwards. It is
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  Speaker 1: nuts goes together, Scared Straight, Scared Straight program. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Good Morning called me into the breakfast club topic.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I did five five one five one morning.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody is d J n V Charlemagne the guy. We
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  Speaker 1: are to Breakfast Club. We get our guest hosts and
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  Speaker 1: or E. Norri's here now if you just join us,
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about sending drunk text. Now, what are y'all
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  Speaker 1: looking at? Viral Baby Lucy, the Jasmine brand. I was
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  Speaker 1: just looking at the Jasmine brand. They put up a
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  Speaker 1: headline Future allegedly upset that Drinke did an album. Betweenty one, shi'
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  Speaker 1: says Nori. This just happened. Shout to Jack that we
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  Speaker 1: said allegedly. Yeah, man, already it's all good. But we're
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  Speaker 1: talking drunk text now. Of course, have you ever said
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  Speaker 1: a drunk text to somebody and and regretted it? Or
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  Speaker 1: maybe you didn't regret it, maybe you don't care. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? Or we're talking drunk text? You sent one out? Problem,
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  Speaker 1: I got one, man, I received one? What you got
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  Speaker 1: it from? What's his name? No? I was out no
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  Speaker 1: old acquaintment and uh after that happened, returning oh my
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  Speaker 1: gosh from uh and hate you. You ain't, but a
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  Speaker 1: do like that in a few minutes later, like where
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  Speaker 1: you at wanted to see you. It was just like
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  Speaker 1: a cocaine text here. That's not like a cocaine. That
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  Speaker 1: don't sound like alcohol. That sound like cocaine for real, man,
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  Speaker 1: cocaine take you to the mood, Twins. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: ask with you that story with whack horrible. Hello, who's this? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: For Hannah, Hey mama, we're talking drunk tech. He's sending
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  Speaker 1: a drunk text to somebody. I didn't send one, but
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  Speaker 1: my acting college send anyone? What is saying? He just said, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up is this? Diana? I said, yeah, how are you?
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  Speaker 1: And he responded, you married? That's all That's all y'all got. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? You know it's Jimmy from New York. Jimmy
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  Speaker 1: from New York. We're talking drunk textas wander brother, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't, but personally, I just think the drink gives you,
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  Speaker 1: like the confidence to send off the text that you
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  Speaker 1: always wanted to send off. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: It just so happened. You get those texts like four
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  Speaker 1: three in the morning and that don't look kind of weird.
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  Speaker 1: But other than that, if that people be wanting to say.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, are you saying the guy
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  Speaker 1: the DJ who's saying envy the text and he want
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  Speaker 1: that ass he really wanted to send that Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely word Now I feel you. I don't think so
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  Speaker 1: at all. I think he was trying to say to
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  Speaker 1: another lady. And then I said another lady, A lady
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  Speaker 1: who I like this. I listen, I love this. This
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  Speaker 1: is progressive, bro, whatever you identify as that support. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness, Hello, who's this? Hey? What's up? I don't
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  Speaker 1: even need to be on air, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: know how sim Sima responded to that drunk text. Dying
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  Speaker 1: to know how she responded. This must be the person
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  Speaker 1: the gentleman come in sim So, now if you just
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  Speaker 1: joined us, sim Simon wanted to produces a pair. I
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  Speaker 1: got a drunk text a couple of days ago from
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  Speaker 1: somebody she went to high school with. Yeah, and what
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  Speaker 1: she didn't say is that the guy was white and
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  Speaker 1: she's black. And at some point in the text he
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  Speaker 1: said black lives mother, and it confused her. He said,
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  Speaker 1: want to black lives mother. But that's why I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say. I can already tell that's not the person
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  Speaker 1: who text me because that's not the voice of a
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  Speaker 1: white man. Oh so, how did you reply to the
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  Speaker 1: to the gentleman, Well, because he was white, I had
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  Speaker 1: no interest in going. But he was cool side, That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. So I text him and I
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  Speaker 1: lie to I was like, I'm in a serious relationship,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, I don't mind catching up. We could
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  Speaker 1: talk like I link with you. And then he texted
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  Speaker 1: me back and he was like, what did he say?
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  Speaker 1: He said, um lashes for Tim Simon, the last zero lashes.
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  Speaker 1: He said, zero lashes for you. He's happy, basically, So
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  Speaker 1: what's some more of the story. There was a young
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  Speaker 1: lady that says she texted up ball but Son and
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  Speaker 1: asked how big his penis was, but she we lost
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  Speaker 1: up by the way. That By the way, that's not
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  Speaker 1: drunk texting. You really want to know how big somebody's
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  Speaker 1: penis is. A drunk text is when you mess up
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  Speaker 1: a word. You know what I'm saying? Are you? You
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  Speaker 1: might be overly emotional and you might say something that
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  Speaker 1: you regret sending, but that's not drunk texting. Just say
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  Speaker 1: you want to see what the ball with penis look like.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want to get some cut to the
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  Speaker 1: person who does to cut so lost some more of
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  Speaker 1: the story. We get some trim. No. You know why
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  Speaker 1: I haven't lived that. I know because I learned from
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  Speaker 1: people before me. So I've always been super paranoid about that.
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  Speaker 1: When I saw it wasn't step to go to jail
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  Speaker 1: back in the day for that fat joel I got.
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  Speaker 1: I'm super back in the day. That was five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But I thank god from my financial team Lifeline Financials
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  Speaker 1: moved the humble and Lord and everybody over there like no,
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  Speaker 1: by the grace of God. No, Well, somebody is getting
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  Speaker 1: that knocked because they allegedly, oh four millions. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, The Breakfast Club,