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Barra's Bits - Take 30 Blokes To Your House · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: Look who's here. I thought I'd come in and just...
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  Speaker 1: I know Yowie was in yesterday. Well, he got here eventually, yes.
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  Speaker 1: How would you describe how he was travelling? Dusty. A
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  Speaker 1: bit dusty.
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  Speaker 2: So that's... In the same clothes he was wearing on
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  Speaker 2: the balcony.
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  Speaker 1: Of the OVH. With a slight hint of matzos in
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  Speaker 1: the air.
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  Speaker 2: Slight hint.
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  Speaker 1: We had a... A few missed calls on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? From Greg. 85 calls. We had a
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  Speaker 1: drone up actually at the OBH. That's what he said.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't know who it was. A drone?
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  Speaker 1: And someone was given the finger, so we didn't use that.
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  Speaker 2: That's all they should. Get your drone out of there.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that leads me in to say, well, this is
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  Speaker 3: the most dangerous time of the year, really, for an
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  Speaker 3: AFL footballer.
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  Speaker 1: Apart from being delisted.
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  Speaker 2: Or being a drone.
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  Speaker 1: Or being a drone.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go King Kong on it and knock it off the..
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  Speaker 1: Throw beers at it.
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  Speaker 3: Because there's a bit of controversy, of course, around the
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  Speaker 3: Richmond players and Mad Monday. They've been copying it for
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  Speaker 3: the footage of slapping someone's bum with a belt.
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  Speaker 1: And they were... They were in the Gippsland too, which
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  Speaker 1: they'd gone..
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd travelled far.
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  Speaker 1: They did everything they could to get away from drones.
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  Speaker 3: But they denied it was in response to the Sydney
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  Speaker 3: Swans dramas. So they said they weren't mocking the Swans.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they're just a bunch of blokes who only
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  Speaker 3: won three games, who took their shirts off and started
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  Speaker 3: whipping each other with belts.
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  Speaker 1: So they're going beautifully. As you do. As you do.
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  Speaker 3: So it does raise another question, though. Is this the
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  Speaker 3: most dangerous time for an AFL player?
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  Speaker 1: And also..
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  Speaker 2: What you mean in general or Mad Monday?
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  Speaker 3: When the season finishes. Is that the peak time? And
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  Speaker 3: things that footballers just can't do anymore. Because I've noticed
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  Speaker 3: from when I played, I mean, political correctness has changed
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  Speaker 3: things as well. But the biggest difference is that we
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  Speaker 3: weren't necessarily better behaved.
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  Speaker 1: There weren't any drones.
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  Speaker 2: May I offer going to the pub off for Mad
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  Speaker 2: Monday is the first thing they can't do? Couldn't they
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  Speaker 2: do it at someone's house, one of their backyards, private?
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  Speaker 1: 30 blokes.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone bring a plate.
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  Speaker 1: We should take 30 blokes to your house. Drones can
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  Speaker 1: still get you. Yeah, it's called a party. Drones can
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  Speaker 1: still get you in your backyard though, you see.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe stay inside. I don't know. Just, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So in my era, you'd.
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  Speaker 2: Have a- Or maybe everyone mind their own business. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there is that. Privacy was a thing back then.
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  Speaker 3: And also, you'd have a few beers on Mad Monday
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  Speaker 3: and do something silly and you'd wake up with a
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  Speaker 3: traffic cone in your bed or something.
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  Speaker 1: And that was about it, really. And everyone just sort.
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  Speaker 2: Of- Just in your bed.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God for that.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't only footballers too in our era. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: do you remember streaking? Yeah. At the cricket. Did you
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  Speaker 1: guys ever streak as well?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Yeah, no, Barry, often.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Personally, like midnight nudie. Only on Thursdays, though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, midnight nudie runs.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No. Lisa. No. No.
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  Speaker 3: On a western suburbs oval somewhere?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: In the dark?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Skinny dip in the ocean, maybe? But no, no nudie swimming. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: this is good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm changing topic. Let's go back to that, Lisa. Things
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  Speaker 1: Lisa did. Yeah. But the thing is, if somebody saw you,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't have a camera as well. That's right. So
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  Speaker 1: today everyone's got a phone. Well, they had to wait
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  Speaker 1: for a week to get it back from the developer.
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  Speaker 2: They were less horrified as well. I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 2: people just went, oh, okay, I'm going about my life.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's used to filming everything I've noticed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You do something stupid at 2 a.m. And just remember,
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  Speaker 3: young people out there, nothing good happens after 2 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: That is the rule.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing good happens after midnight.
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  Speaker 1: And here's another golden rule, too, for young people. The
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  Speaker 1: internet never forgets.
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  Speaker 2: No, it does not.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. And it will stick with you forever.
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  Speaker 2: And, I mean, you're the ones that invented it, so
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  Speaker 2: you should know.
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  Speaker 1: You do something.
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  Speaker 2: Social media, that is.
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  Speaker 1: It's so true. You do something stupid, you know, TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's filmed it in 4K, uploaded to TikTok, and some
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  Speaker 3: bloke on television's talking about you on breakfast TV going,
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  Speaker 3: look at these blokes before you even know it.
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  Speaker 1: It must be a rude shot. Don't you reckon? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's on a loop.
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  Speaker 2: Played more time than Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just doesn't go.
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  Speaker 3: And you can't even trust your teammates. Back in my day,
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  Speaker 3: nothing to see here. But now you say, hey, mate,
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  Speaker 3: you didn't film that, did you? And you go, oh, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: deleted it, deleted it, mate.
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  Speaker 1: And he's already sent it to six blokes. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: it's actually an accident.
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  Speaker 2: Who sent it to six blokes, who sent it.
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  Speaker 1: To, yeah. Yeah, by the time it reaches the CEO. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Hence the term viral. And everyone's on massive money. That's
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  Speaker 1: the other thing.
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  Speaker 3: 21-year-old footballers who are millionaires, really, and they can't even
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  Speaker 3: use the washing machine.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like they're living with their mum, got an Audi in
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  Speaker 3: the driveway, and they're risk takers. And you go, right,
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  Speaker 3: you're 21, you're a millionaire, you're famous, you're.
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  Speaker 1: A risk taker, but now you've got to behave like
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  Speaker 1: a Dalai Lama. Well, yes. Which is... So unfair. I know.
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  Speaker 3: And stop taking risks when you go out. Stop, you know,
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  Speaker 3: just cut back. So I really feel for him in
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  Speaker 3: some senses.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there is responsibility that comes with it. And
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  Speaker 1: that's part of the big money and the profile and
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  Speaker 1: all that. But sometimes it goes too far.
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  Speaker 2: Common sense would help all of this.
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  Speaker 1: Both sides.
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  Speaker 2: On both sides.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not built to be role models really either.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you know, young people with lots of money, with
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  Speaker 3: heaps of confidence and risk taking.
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  Speaker 2: Don't put the onus on them to be your kid's
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  Speaker 2: role model, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Take a little bit of that power back yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Otherwise, you wouldn't be a player. Because footballers, they just
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  Speaker 3: ruin their bodies for the pleasure of others, really, don't they?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, if you thought about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And none of us are going to help launch the
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  Speaker 1: space shuttle. None of us are rocket scientists. Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Rocket surgeons? Can't even say.
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  Speaker 3: It.
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  Speaker 1: Let alone do it. Brain scientists. No, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very good point. Thanks, Barron. I'm just sending
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  Speaker 1: that message. Thank you, Barron. Don't swear. Don't offend anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Don't drink too much. Don't say the wrong thing.
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  Speaker 2: Or I'll get you with my drone.
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  Speaker 1: Don't post the wrong thing. Don't do it.