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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to you stuff you should know from house Stuff
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Josh Clark with Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and Jerome Rowland. Jerry,
- 0:19Speaker 1: that's j E. R. I. Yeah, for those who don't know,
- 0:22Speaker 1: we've ever said that, and we get many, many variations. Yeah,
- 0:26Speaker 1: it's it's mind boggling to mean that some people get
- 0:29Speaker 1: it right. And Jerry's a lady. Yes, shews. We'll just
- 0:33Speaker 1: go ahead and you know, get that out there. I
- 0:35Speaker 1: think that most people knew that, right, most people new
- 0:39Speaker 1: listeners are producers. J E. R. Right, the lady, Oh night,
- 0:44Speaker 1: that's a T shirt right there. Uh okay, well we
- 0:48Speaker 1: have that settled officially. If anybody ever asked, we can
- 0:51Speaker 1: just send them the link to the Spanish Inquisition episode. Yeah.
- 0:54Speaker 1: I've been singing the History of the World Part one
- 0:56Speaker 1: song all day. Yeah, I was gonna ask, how how
- 0:59Speaker 1: shall we start this with with the song or with
- 1:02Speaker 1: the Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Uh so either of
- 1:06Speaker 1: mel Brooks or Monty Python. Well, they're both great to
- 1:10Speaker 1: you do one and I'll do the other at the
- 1:11Speaker 1: same time. The Inquisition. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
- 1:17Speaker 1: I watched that bit again today too, and I was like,
- 1:20Speaker 1: that's good. He got me l o LD. Wow. Yeah,
- 1:25Speaker 1: Flying Circuits one of the great sketch shows of all time.
- 1:27Speaker 1: I think I'm curious, Chuck, what percentage of l O
- 1:32Speaker 1: L s do you think are actually symbolic of a
- 1:36Speaker 1: real laugh out loud, like when people say that, even
- 1:40Speaker 1: if it's a chuckle. Yeah, I don't know. I never
- 1:43Speaker 1: say l O L though, always say like, oh, I've
- 1:48Speaker 1: seen you. No, I have to dude, I've never typed
- 1:54Speaker 1: l O L. That is not for any Internet shorthand.
- 1:57Speaker 1: That's true. It's is so true. To find the documentations, Okay,
- 2:03Speaker 1: I'm going to find it. I didn't expect the third degree.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Nobody expects the third degree. That's what my family said.
- 2:10Speaker 1: We said the third degree, not the Spanish Inquisition third degree.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Uh my family just left everybody alone. That must uh so, Chuck, Yes,
- 2:21Speaker 1: you've heard of the Spanish Inquisition obviously, are you? Were
- 2:25Speaker 1: you familiar with the actual thing, like beyond the seventies
- 2:28Speaker 1: and the nineteen seventies, No, with money Python and mel Brooks. No,
- 2:32Speaker 1: I didn't know a whole lot about it. Was this
- 2:34Speaker 1: one was a delight to learn. Yeah, it was one
- 2:36Speaker 1: of those things in history where you realize a man,
- 2:39Speaker 1: it has it all. Frankly, there was more to it
- 2:42Speaker 1: than just what we thought, and it's possibly misunderstood. Yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 1: there's a lot of controversy surrounding how uh deep it
- 2:53Speaker 1: went and how bloody it got, and uh a lot
- 2:57Speaker 1: of people are still duking it out. Yeah, and that's
- 2:59Speaker 1: a that's it makes sense. Pope John Paul put it
- 3:03Speaker 1: very well when he said, and I'm paraphrasing here that um, like, yes,
- 3:09Speaker 1: the Inquisition happened. Yes it was super messed up. Let's
- 3:13Speaker 1: find out exactly how messed up it is so the
- 3:15Speaker 1: church can be fully penitent h under um, being fully informed.
- 3:21Speaker 1: But he wasn't saying, like, stop making such a big
- 3:24Speaker 1: deal about the inquisition everywhere, because it was a big
- 3:26Speaker 1: deal because it was using, um, a court system, pretty
- 3:32Speaker 1: much a perverted court system, and now the kind that's
- 3:35Speaker 1: like you know, rusty and eugene like perverted meaning like
- 3:38Speaker 1: twisted and grotesque. Um two route people out based on
- 3:45Speaker 1: the idea that there they weren't pious enough or pious
- 3:48Speaker 1: in the right ways. And even that was disingenuous because
- 3:52Speaker 1: ultimately it was used to consolidate power. Yeah, and I
- 3:56Speaker 1: saw other remarks from historians it even more ultimately, perhaps
- 4:03Speaker 1: it was a way to get money. Yeah, so power
- 4:06Speaker 1: and money. I think. So the whole thing just disgusting
- 4:08Speaker 1: at its core, and it's a real blemish on the
- 4:11Speaker 1: history of both the Church and Europe. Um. But it
- 4:14Speaker 1: did happen. But it's also possible that just how bad
- 4:17Speaker 1: it was, like you're saying was was exaggerated over the years.
- 4:21Speaker 1: So let's talk about this. We're talking specifically about the
- 4:24Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition, but you can't really just talk about the
- 4:27Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition. It didn't happen in a vacuum. It was
- 4:30Speaker 1: part of a larger thing that the inquisition in general.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Um which is basically a court system where the court
- 4:38Speaker 1: is actually responsible for trying you rather than being an
- 4:42Speaker 1: impartial spectator referee. Yeah, it's called the tribunal. Basically, there's
- 4:47Speaker 1: no jury. It's the judge decides whether you're guilty or
- 4:50Speaker 1: not and what your fate will be, right, which is
- 4:54Speaker 1: kind of uneasy for the person who's being tried. Yeah,
- 4:57Speaker 1: you got one. Well, I think maybe a couple of
- 4:59Speaker 1: inquisitive wors uh might have been at work at times,
- 5:02Speaker 1: but it definitely wasn't like a jury system by any
- 5:05Speaker 1: means none at all. Um. There were also some other
- 5:09Speaker 1: characteristics of a UM inquisition. You were not allowed to
- 5:15Speaker 1: know who is accusing you, and anyone could accuse you.
- 5:19Speaker 1: You had to testify whether you wanted to or not
- 5:23Speaker 1: without any help. Yeah, and like you said, anybody could
- 5:26Speaker 1: accuse you. Other criminals could accuse you, family members, other
- 5:30Speaker 1: other heretics. And that was the whole point of this
- 5:34Speaker 1: was to root out heretics, people who UM were who
- 5:39Speaker 1: held beliefs that flew in the face of church church orthodoxy. Yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 1: and I think we should get into this a little
- 5:46Speaker 1: bit because there's a broad definition of heretic. Like what
- 5:52Speaker 1: they could actually ring people up for was vast. You know,
- 5:57Speaker 1: it wasn't like your Thai Catholic or you're a non
- 6:01Speaker 1: Christian atheist, like most of these people were either converts
- 6:07Speaker 1: to Catholicism, you know, forced converts like Jews or Muslims,
- 6:12Speaker 1: or you know, it could have been anything from bigamy
- 6:16Speaker 1: to quote superstitions was one of the things. Yeah, there
- 6:19Speaker 1: are a lot of witches who were rooted out solicitation
- 6:23Speaker 1: and this is all by the way from the archive. Um.
- 6:26Speaker 1: They eventually um opened up the Secret Archives. The Catholic
- 6:31Speaker 1: Church did about all this. Yeah, that's capitalized by the way,
- 6:34Speaker 1: secret archives. That's a really it's a title. Um. And
- 6:38Speaker 1: so they actually had percentages of the of what people
- 6:41Speaker 1: were were brought in for. And like I said, most
- 6:43Speaker 1: of them was because you were a different faith. But
- 6:46Speaker 1: one of them was a miscellaneous two or three thousand
- 6:49Speaker 1: people freemasonry, sodomy, bigamy, superstitions, basically anything that they could
- 6:57Speaker 1: cook up that they wanted to cook up. Okay, so
- 6:59Speaker 1: let's if they wanted to and that was heresy and
- 7:03Speaker 1: that was the umbrella crime that was being investigated by
- 7:06Speaker 1: the inquisitions. Yeah, supposedly you had to be um. You
- 7:11Speaker 1: had to be teaching these beliefs just to other people,
- 7:14Speaker 1: not just simply like a quiet believer of these uh
- 7:17Speaker 1: heretic things. Um. And you had to be doing it
- 7:21Speaker 1: of your own free will and like not be like
- 7:24Speaker 1: if you were under the influence of Satan. Hey, and
- 7:29Speaker 1: you had to um still hold this belief publicly even
- 7:34Speaker 1: after being corrected, even after its pointed out that what
- 7:38Speaker 1: you what you believe is heresy. So you want to
- 7:40Speaker 1: correct yourself yeah, so if you didn't correct, if you
- 7:43Speaker 1: didn't auto correct, then uh, yeah, you're right. So let's
- 7:47Speaker 1: take it back, um a little further back in the day. Uh,
- 7:54Speaker 1: Christians were very much persecuted and we're thrown to the
- 7:58Speaker 1: lions and were, Um there's there they were. They were
- 8:05Speaker 1: very much mistreated. And apparently they kind of took that
- 8:10Speaker 1: in a lot the same way that um maybe uh
- 8:13Speaker 1: Pip squeak, who's bullied and then bulks up over time, Yeah,
- 8:18Speaker 1: would treat being bullied. Um. The Christians did much the
- 8:22Speaker 1: same thing. Either that or they had a very short memory.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Because Um, after Constantine the Great converted to Christianity, he
- 8:29Speaker 1: was the Roman emperor. Um, all of a sudden, the Church,
- 8:34Speaker 1: the Catholic Church, started to enjoy a lot of power,
- 8:38Speaker 1: and that power grew and grew and grew. Um. And
- 8:41Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, there were monarchies all over
- 8:43Speaker 1: Europe that were Catholic, They considered themselves Catholic, they associated
- 8:48Speaker 1: with the Catholic Church, they were in cahoots with the pope,
- 8:51Speaker 1: and they they became very powerful. The Church became a
- 8:55Speaker 1: very powerful institution. Um. And one of the ways that
- 8:59Speaker 1: it's I did it was going to spread its power
- 9:02Speaker 1: and maintain its power. Was to squash anything that was
- 9:07Speaker 1: outside the purview of Catholic orthodoxy. Anything that the Pope
- 9:12Speaker 1: said was not kosher was um not okay, it was heresy.
- 9:20Speaker 1: And this is at the same time there are a
- 9:22Speaker 1: lot of different sects of Christianity, of Catholicism, even that
- 9:26Speaker 1: we're starting to gain in popularity. So things like the
- 9:29Speaker 1: Illuminati came out of this um era and the cars
- 9:34Speaker 1: like very spiritual uh groups that were Christian and identify
- 9:40Speaker 1: as Christian but thought the Pope was corrupt, and the
- 9:42Speaker 1: Pope said, or we're coming after you guys. And this
- 9:45Speaker 1: was the first Inquisition. Yeah, there were even uh persecution
- 9:49Speaker 1: of fellow Christians, Protestant Christians, Lutheran Christians. So it wasn't
- 9:53Speaker 1: necessarily just your Jew or your Muslim. No, these were
- 9:57Speaker 1: Christians initially. It wasn't until the Spanish Inquisition that Jews
- 10:01Speaker 1: were targeted. It was um during the medieval or Papal
- 10:05Speaker 1: Inquisition starting and I think twelve thirty one under Pope
- 10:08Speaker 1: Gregory the ninth, he issued a papal bull that said, uh,
- 10:14Speaker 1: we're going after heretics and we're going to use uh inquisitions. Yeah,
- 10:21Speaker 1: and that was the start, that's right, twelve thirty one,
- 10:23Speaker 1: and uh, he picked the what was known as the
- 10:25Speaker 1: Dominican Order, which was not Dominicans in Dominican Republic, but
- 10:30Speaker 1: founded by Saint Dominic de Guzman Um. And they were
- 10:36Speaker 1: apparently like super smart and really knowledgeable, and they were
- 10:40Speaker 1: the people too, I guess, the a team to go
- 10:44Speaker 1: about conducting this first inquisition. Right. So this was under
- 10:47Speaker 1: King Ferdinand two and Queen Isabella, and it says there
- 10:51Speaker 1: were secular rulers. Do you know what that means? Uh?
- 10:55Speaker 1: Did they not identify as Catholic or they just that
- 10:57Speaker 1: wasn't there? No, they definitely did. I think what they
- 11:00Speaker 1: were saying was they weren't. It wasn't like the pope.
- 11:03Speaker 1: It was they were like, Okay, they were the head
- 11:06Speaker 1: of government. Okay, that makes sense, Yeah, I got you.
- 11:08Speaker 1: But they did identify as Catholic, and they just recently
- 11:11Speaker 1: united Spain under the Catholic monarchy, and so they were saying,
- 11:16Speaker 1: we need to make sure everybody else's Catholic. So let's
- 11:19Speaker 1: let's start an inquisition here too, right. Plus we can
- 11:22Speaker 1: collect some money, right if their found guilty, take their land.
- 11:26Speaker 1: That kind of thing. Uh. So, like I said, Isabelle
- 11:29Speaker 1: and Ferdinand with Pope six to the fourth uh And
- 11:33Speaker 1: like you said, it was to create unity on the surface,
- 11:37Speaker 1: but probably was more about power and money and um
- 11:41Speaker 1: kind of just squashing any alternative alternative thought. Right. Yeah,
- 11:46Speaker 1: I mean they were like, if you're consolidating two lands
- 11:49Speaker 1: into a single kingdom, it's not like flipping a switch.
- 11:53Speaker 1: You know, like there's a lot of people who have
- 11:54Speaker 1: political ties and alliances on a more local level, there's
- 11:59Speaker 1: like Dina's ease and clans um. The I guess Isabella
- 12:03Speaker 1: and Ferdinand said, you know, a really good way to
- 12:06Speaker 1: unite everybody is under the banner of Catholicism. But ultimately
- 12:11Speaker 1: it was about them consolidating their power and breaking up
- 12:15Speaker 1: these alliances and and to gain money because part of
- 12:18Speaker 1: the inquisition was if you were accused of heresy, and
- 12:21Speaker 1: if you were convicted of heresy, the church and the
- 12:25Speaker 1: government would take your land and split it with the
- 12:28Speaker 1: person who accused you. So it ultimately became this very
- 12:31Speaker 1: powerful political tool and almost a machine that raised a
- 12:36Speaker 1: lot of money for Spain. Yeah. We we talked about
- 12:40Speaker 1: Jews and Muslims. They were two of the bigger targets um.
- 12:44Speaker 1: As far as it was just a bigoted culture. Basically,
- 12:46Speaker 1: Jews were putting ghettos or killed um, which is weird
- 12:50Speaker 1: because Spain was a very it grew out of Jews,
- 12:54Speaker 1: Christians and Muslims living together in this area. But then
- 12:59Speaker 1: under Ferdinand and Isabella, they were like, it was just Catholicism. Yeah,
- 13:04Speaker 1: they were officially banished um with the Alhambra decree in
- 13:08Speaker 1: four two. And here's the rub is a lot of
- 13:13Speaker 1: these Jews converted to Catholicism. But it wasn't like they
- 13:15Speaker 1: were like, oh cool, well, you know, that's great, you
- 13:18Speaker 1: converted to our religion and that's all well and fine.
- 13:21Speaker 1: They called them pigs um maranos, which is derogatory, and
- 13:27Speaker 1: said we think you're probably still really practicing Judaism, which
- 13:31Speaker 1: some of them might have been. So yeah, it was
- 13:33Speaker 1: like the suddenly the power establishment was was Catholic and
- 13:38Speaker 1: there were a lot of Jews who converted. They were
- 13:40Speaker 1: called converse those two, which was I think kind of
- 13:43Speaker 1: a neutral term for him. But they were converted Catholics.
- 13:46Speaker 1: And yes, there was a great deal of suspicion that
- 13:49Speaker 1: they were Jewish and everything but name and that they
- 13:52Speaker 1: just converted to avoid persecution, not even necessarily at first
- 13:56Speaker 1: to avoid persecution, but just to to be able to
- 13:58Speaker 1: gain power because the power establishment was Catholic. So I'll
- 14:03Speaker 1: just go become Catholic too, and not still really Jewish,
- 14:06Speaker 1: but I can hang out and have communion with you
- 14:08Speaker 1: guys who were running the show. And so it was
- 14:11Speaker 1: the suspicion that they were what are called crypto Jews
- 14:15Speaker 1: running around in Spain that initiated the First inquis or
- 14:20Speaker 1: the Spanish Inquisition. Yeah, and I guess the same is
- 14:23Speaker 1: true with the Muslim mores Um. They would convert to Catholicism,
- 14:26Speaker 1: and that still didn't really count. They were known as
- 14:29Speaker 1: Morisco's which is Moorish, and it was basically the same
- 14:33Speaker 1: thing as the Jewish community. There were still targets even
- 14:36Speaker 1: though they converted. And uh, like I said, it went
- 14:40Speaker 1: all the way over to Protestants and fellow Christians. So
- 14:44Speaker 1: anything not Catholic basically, and not even not just not Catholic,
- 14:48Speaker 1: but not orthodox Catholic. Yeah, it wasn't just in Europe either,
- 14:52Speaker 1: it was it happened in the New World in Mexico,
- 14:54Speaker 1: basically anywhere Spain was setting up shop. There could be
- 14:57Speaker 1: a mobile inquisition unit. So like that was one of
- 15:01Speaker 1: the even more despicable aspects of the Inquisition was that
- 15:05Speaker 1: they would go conquer a land and then set up
- 15:07Speaker 1: an inquisition to root out the non Catholics in a
- 15:10Speaker 1: land that was there were no Catholics. So like when
- 15:13Speaker 1: Spain took over Granada, um it was Moorish, it was Muslim.
- 15:18Speaker 1: They set up the the inquisition there, or the Portuguese
- 15:22Speaker 1: also had an inquisition, and when they went to India
- 15:26Speaker 1: they set up the goa In Inquisition and rooted out Hindus.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Well it's like, of course there's Hindus here. You guys
- 15:32Speaker 1: came from over there to the land of Hindus. Yes,
- 15:36Speaker 1: there's gonna be Hindus here. Like this is this is
- 15:38Speaker 1: awful yea. But yeah, they also did it in Mexico
- 15:41Speaker 1: and other places too. Uh yeah. And like we said,
- 15:44Speaker 1: this isn't the only inquisition that was one in Portugal.
- 15:48Speaker 1: There was the Roman Inquisition in the fifteen forties. That's
- 15:51Speaker 1: where Galileo was famously uh I guess tried, yeah, and
- 15:57Speaker 1: he was under house arrest, but he apparently his um
- 16:02Speaker 1: his arrest in his trial was more just like it
- 16:05Speaker 1: just flew in the face of science. The way he
- 16:08Speaker 1: was treated apparently wasn't so bad. Like he had a
- 16:10Speaker 1: pension from the pope, and yeah, I thought he was
- 16:13Speaker 1: he died of natural causes. Yeah, but he was under
- 16:16Speaker 1: house arrest, but he was He wasn't hurting, apparently. It
- 16:22Speaker 1: was more just like the fact that that that there
- 16:24Speaker 1: was a trial right right of science by Catholicism. You know,
- 16:30Speaker 1: it's it doesn't get more literal than that exactly, So
- 16:34Speaker 1: like like you're saying, it's it's exported everywhere. Yeah, but
- 16:37Speaker 1: let's let's get into the trials in a minute, right
- 16:40Speaker 1: after these messages. Okay, welcome back. Do you want to
- 16:47Speaker 1: talk about the trials, Chuck. Yeah, we mentioned earlier that
- 16:50Speaker 1: you could be accused by anyone anonymously. You didn't have
- 16:55Speaker 1: the assistance of a lawyer. Um, you weren't necessarily even
- 16:59Speaker 1: in formed of your charges, and you had to testify
- 17:04Speaker 1: on your own, behalf you like you were forced to basically. Yeah,
- 17:09Speaker 1: and on top of that, you didn't rarely have anyone
- 17:12Speaker 1: coming to your defense because you would probably also be
- 17:15Speaker 1: wrung up as a heretic. You're kind of on your own.
- 17:17Speaker 1: The witnesses, Yeah, their defense. Yeah, character witness here and
- 17:22Speaker 1: the guy's going Nope, not me. Yeah, I probably did
- 17:26Speaker 1: see him flying around on him room, who knows. And
- 17:29Speaker 1: I didn't see anything about this, but it said that
- 17:31Speaker 1: fellow heretics could ride out other ones. But I wonder
- 17:34Speaker 1: if there was a system of leniency if you've sold
- 17:37Speaker 1: people down the river. I think there definitely was. So
- 17:40Speaker 1: so let's this is how it happened. From what I understand, Um,
- 17:43Speaker 1: there would be news that the parish priest would get
- 17:47Speaker 1: that the inquisition was coming, and some inquisitors would come,
- 17:52Speaker 1: and I couldn't believe it. But this article failed to
- 17:54Speaker 1: mention Thomas the Torquemada, the Grand Inquisitor, like he's not
- 17:59Speaker 1: his doesn't appear in this article. It's in It's crazy.
- 18:02Speaker 1: But for a while Torqumoda took over from I think
- 18:07Speaker 1: Um fourteen eighty three to fo like the chief of
- 18:12Speaker 1: the Supreme Court. He's the head guy, and he is
- 18:15Speaker 1: um extremely vilified in history. He was a very hated
- 18:20Speaker 1: man because he was the face of the Inquisition, of
- 18:24Speaker 1: all this torture and and burning at the stake and
- 18:26Speaker 1: rooting people out and just a literal witch hunt. Um.
- 18:31Speaker 1: But so he's also somewhat defended by history a little
- 18:35Speaker 1: bit too. Apparently prior in the two years after the
- 18:38Speaker 1: Spanish Inquisition started and when he took over in fourteen
- 18:43Speaker 1: eighty three, those two years were very bloody. There was
- 18:47Speaker 1: a lot of torture. There were basically no rules. Torqumada
- 18:50Speaker 1: came in and established rules, so there were things like,
- 18:52Speaker 1: you can't torture anybody for longer than fifteen minutes, a
- 18:55Speaker 1: doctor has to be present during torture, and the doctor
- 18:58Speaker 1: says call it off, you have to op true. But
- 19:00Speaker 1: also if you did do this stuff, you can also
- 19:03Speaker 1: get a get off pretty easily, right, Like, if you
- 19:06Speaker 1: did torture and you weren't supposed to, it's really not
- 19:08Speaker 1: that big of a deal, Like, no one's gonna do
- 19:09Speaker 1: anything to you. Well, you could do torture because in
- 19:13Speaker 1: twelve uh, I can't remember, maybe twelve eighty three, well,
- 19:18Speaker 1: one of the popes issued another papal bull saying, in
- 19:22Speaker 1: addition to being able to do an inquisition, you can
- 19:25Speaker 1: torture too. That was Pope Innocent the fourth, very appropriate.
- 19:29Speaker 1: So you could torture somebody under the auspices of the church,
- 19:33Speaker 1: but you weren't supposed to like mangle him or something
- 19:35Speaker 1: like that. But yes, there wasn't any punishment for these inquisitors.
- 19:38Speaker 1: But Torqumod is the face of the of the inquisition. Um.
- 19:42Speaker 1: But there there are some people who say, well, he
- 19:44Speaker 1: kind of brought a little bit of order to it,
- 19:46Speaker 1: if you, if you can look at it like that. Yeah,
- 19:48Speaker 1: And other people say he may have even saved people
- 19:51Speaker 1: from you know, uh, gang violence of people basically just
- 19:54Speaker 1: running into your house and burning you at the stake,
- 19:56Speaker 1: right or from the state because um, there were apparently
- 20:01Speaker 1: some just common criminals who upon being captured with blaspheme
- 20:06Speaker 1: and then they would be tried by the Inquisition, which
- 20:09Speaker 1: is apparently a little more lenient and forgiving. Because consider this, Chuck,
- 20:15Speaker 1: this was is as gross as it is, as dark,
- 20:18Speaker 1: as despicable as this whole the Inquisition was. It was
- 20:24Speaker 1: still at its core a religious exercise, and the whole
- 20:28Speaker 1: point from the inquisitor on down, especially these people who
- 20:31Speaker 1: were true believers, the whole point was to extract a
- 20:35Speaker 1: confession and save the heretic soul. Yeah, it was all
- 20:39Speaker 1: about the confession. You couldn't just pronounce someone guilty. It
- 20:44Speaker 1: was that was pulled out of them by any means necessary, basically,
- 20:49Speaker 1: and only that you had to confess twice. You had
- 20:51Speaker 1: to if you confess under torture, you had to further
- 20:53Speaker 1: confess under you know, normal light of day, that what
- 20:57Speaker 1: you said was in fact true. Right, So the inquisitors
- 21:00Speaker 1: would come to town, they would set up shop, they
- 21:02Speaker 1: would establish they would say mass, they would tell everybody
- 21:06Speaker 1: what was going on, that they were here for an inquisition. Yeah,
- 21:09Speaker 1: and they give him a chance, right then, Yeah, there's
- 21:11Speaker 1: a forty day grace period and say you can confess
- 21:13Speaker 1: your heresy right here, and you won't be tortured. You
- 21:16Speaker 1: won't be punished. Um, you might have to do some penance,
- 21:19Speaker 1: of course, but you can escape torture for sure, and
- 21:23Speaker 1: you have to denounce other heretics. So that was sort
- 21:27Speaker 1: of the McCarthy is m if you name names and
- 21:29Speaker 1: we'll go easy on you. And so apparently some parish
- 21:32Speaker 1: priests would find out that the inquisition was coming and
- 21:34Speaker 1: would gather their flock and say, everybody, keep your mouth shut.
- 21:39Speaker 1: These guys will leave eventually. Just shut up. And a
- 21:43Speaker 1: lot of times these were just like country peasants who
- 21:46Speaker 1: had like they knew that they loved Jesus and the
- 21:49Speaker 1: Pope was in charge of them. But they also knew
- 21:52Speaker 1: that they like needed to get back to their donkey
- 21:54Speaker 1: because they hadn't fed it that day and they needed
- 21:56Speaker 1: to plow the fields later that afternoon. These weren't like
- 22:00Speaker 1: sophisticated people, and these were the the most educated, scholarly
- 22:07Speaker 1: people on the planet at the time coming to their town, Yes,
- 22:11Speaker 1: coming to their town and interrogating these peasants as to
- 22:15Speaker 1: like the nuances of Catholic Orthodoxy. Yeah, they were leading questions,
- 22:20Speaker 1: they would confuse them, they would get them rattled. Uh,
- 22:23Speaker 1: all just in the name of I guess, taking land
- 22:27Speaker 1: and money and assuming power. Right. And that was another
- 22:30Speaker 1: thing too that I think we didn't mention, um the
- 22:32Speaker 1: Jews in Spain prior to the consolidation of Spain into Spain,
- 22:38Speaker 1: where this was the merchant class. They were, um. While
- 22:42Speaker 1: there were plenty of peasants who were uneducated, there are
- 22:46Speaker 1: also a lot of Jews who were very much educated,
- 22:49Speaker 1: who were wealthy. So they did make even more desirable
- 22:52Speaker 1: targets under that um that viewpoint that this was all
- 22:56Speaker 1: about money and power and land. Like, what better group
- 22:59Speaker 1: to target then the wealthy middle class And they did. Yeah,
- 23:04Speaker 1: that's a good point and think about that, thanks man.
- 23:06Speaker 1: So where were we They weren't clever. They were being
- 23:10Speaker 1: uh confused basically, and depending on where you were, like
- 23:15Speaker 1: this is this is a country parish that we're talking
- 23:17Speaker 1: about right now. Yeah, pumpkins, European pumpkins. They were like
- 23:22Speaker 1: saucepans on their heads for hats and overalls with no
- 23:26Speaker 1: shirts underneath. Um. So the other thing is is they
- 23:30Speaker 1: would be uh they were imprisoned until they got a confession.
- 23:35Speaker 1: So it's not like they if they didn't get a
- 23:37Speaker 1: confession eventually they would just let them go and shun them.
- 23:40Speaker 1: They would hold on to them until they confessed, basically,
- 23:44Speaker 1: like that was the only way to get out. And
- 23:47Speaker 1: if you died in prison, um to your well, your
- 23:51Speaker 1: bones would be you'd be buried, but then your bones
- 23:54Speaker 1: would be dug up and cremated and basically scattered like
- 23:58Speaker 1: as an insult after death. And little known fact, but
- 24:02Speaker 1: in the nineteenth century somebody did this to Torqumata's remains.
- 24:06Speaker 1: They dug them up and incinerated what was left of
- 24:09Speaker 1: him and like scattered his asses, which I mean if
- 24:12Speaker 1: you're if you're high up in the Dominican order. Yeah,
- 24:16Speaker 1: if somebody did that to your bones, it's an enormous
- 24:19Speaker 1: spiritual stab in the neck, you know. Uh. Okay, so
- 24:26Speaker 1: we have been uh had the bull the decree of
- 24:30Speaker 1: torture issued, and so they were you know, we've covered
- 24:35Speaker 1: this in medieval torture devices, a lot of it. But
- 24:37Speaker 1: they would do various things, uh to extract whatever information
- 24:41Speaker 1: they wanted. One was called the strapado and that was UM.
- 24:46Speaker 1: And this didn't sound too bad to me at first. Well,
- 24:49Speaker 1: hold on, let me explain. So at first I read
- 24:52Speaker 1: this is your hands. You were hung basically by your
- 24:56Speaker 1: arms above your head, which is pretty bad in and
- 24:59Speaker 1: of its well, I mean that in the rack. Both
- 25:01Speaker 1: sound like early chiropractic care in a way, like it
- 25:05Speaker 1: could really work some things out in the lower back.
- 25:07Speaker 1: But then I realized that your hands are tied behind
- 25:10Speaker 1: your back, and then you were hung from those hands.
- 25:15Speaker 1: That's a way different thing than just being hung from
- 25:16Speaker 1: your hands. Yeah, because the chances of your your arms
- 25:20Speaker 1: coming out of your sockets, yeah, we're pretty good, very high.
- 25:23Speaker 1: And there were also additions to this torture that could
- 25:26Speaker 1: be UM added, like heavy weights to your legs. You
- 25:32Speaker 1: could be jerked downward instead of just hanging there. Yeah, um,
- 25:36Speaker 1: just to really kind of help that this location along
- 25:40Speaker 1: and make the stripato even more excruciating. They might burn
- 25:44Speaker 1: you with hot pokers while you were hanging there. Some
- 25:47Speaker 1: screw action. Yep, heavy boots. Yeah, the boot. You didn't
- 25:51Speaker 1: want that. You didn't want the boot. We talked about
- 25:53Speaker 1: the rack um, which is when you know your hands
- 25:56Speaker 1: and feet are tied and you're on these rollers and
- 26:00Speaker 1: the metal frame, and they basically just turned those rollers
- 26:02Speaker 1: and give you a good stretch, meaning your your limbs
- 26:05Speaker 1: would come out of socket, and if they did it
- 26:07Speaker 1: too much, they might come completely away from your body.
- 26:10Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? I heard or read that there
- 26:13Speaker 1: is a there's something going on with a certain species
- 26:17Speaker 1: of starfish right now that are they appear to be
- 26:20Speaker 1: committing suicide. They're getting some sort of infection and to
- 26:25Speaker 1: kill themselves, they their arms crawl in different directions until
- 26:29Speaker 1: the middle is ripped apart and they eviscerate themselves. That's awful,
- 26:35Speaker 1: but that's going on right now. No one has any
- 26:36Speaker 1: idea of what the heck is going on with the
- 26:38Speaker 1: starfish or why they're getting this mysterious infection. And then
- 26:42Speaker 1: no one knew that starfish committed suicide. And the fact
- 26:46Speaker 1: that they know this is pretty remarkable too, that somebody's
- 26:49Speaker 1: studying starfish that closely that they have realized this is
- 26:52Speaker 1: going on. Well, they were probably watching the first starfish
- 26:54Speaker 1: the first time. You're like, let's starfish is really confused.
- 26:57Speaker 1: How cute? Oh my god. And then another one does it,
- 27:00Speaker 1: and another one You're like, we've got a problem. I
- 27:03Speaker 1: need to go write a paper. Uh, nothing's funny about that.
- 27:07Speaker 1: I love starfish. I don't know why I'm laughing. So,
- 27:11Speaker 1: like you pointed out earlier, mutilation was prohibited supposedly during
- 27:15Speaker 1: the torture, but um Alexander the fourth also decreed that
- 27:19Speaker 1: you could clear anyone from wrong doing, like we pointed out,
- 27:23Speaker 1: So it's even you're not gonna go up on a
- 27:25Speaker 1: tribunal for torturing someone as an inquisitor. No, that's not
- 27:30Speaker 1: gonna happen. I didn't see anything anywhere in the research
- 27:33Speaker 1: where any inquisitor ever got in trouble for anything that
- 27:36Speaker 1: was done during the Spanish inquisition. I don't I don't know.
- 27:39Speaker 1: It may have happened, but I didn't see anything. So
- 27:43Speaker 1: so let's recount real quick. The the inquisition comes to town.
- 27:47Speaker 1: It's made up of some inquisitors, their secretaries, their staff.
- 27:50Speaker 1: In a banjo player said, they set up shop and um,
- 27:54Speaker 1: there's a forty day grace period where they're just hanging out.
- 27:57Speaker 1: Anybody who wants to come confess can can fest and
- 28:00Speaker 1: be forgiven. I bet that was scary though, Like you
- 28:02Speaker 1: don't want to be the first guy to trust that. Yeah, Like,
- 28:06Speaker 1: come on confess and people are like you, go do it.
- 28:09Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll be fine. Well, apparently like you would
- 28:12Speaker 1: wear like a yellow cross on your clothes much like
- 28:15Speaker 1: a scarlet letter for a while. As part of your penance,
- 28:19Speaker 1: there was there you were forgiven and even after the
- 28:22Speaker 1: grace period if you were if you confessed under torture,
- 28:26Speaker 1: and then they made you confess again without being under torture,
- 28:30Speaker 1: and they took it as a genuine one. You were forgiven.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Penance could be rough though, it could be, but it
- 28:36Speaker 1: could also not be. Yeah, but like pends on the
- 28:38Speaker 1: it was on. It was on the case and it
- 28:41Speaker 1: was left up to the inquisitors to use their judgment. True,
- 28:43Speaker 1: but some of the some of the penance included like
- 28:47Speaker 1: taking all your land, like we said, paying additional fines
- 28:50Speaker 1: of money, you might have hard labor for the rest
- 28:53Speaker 1: of your life. Um. Sometimes you're exiled completely from your
- 28:58Speaker 1: county or from your country. Yeah, so you've got all
- 29:02Speaker 1: of this is going on in a little town on
- 29:05Speaker 1: the countryside, not necessarily a little town like Bologna, um, Toledo.
- 29:11Speaker 1: They saw some some pretty heavy action. And these weren't
- 29:15Speaker 1: necessarily back water birds, you know. Um. But the the
- 29:20Speaker 1: inquisition would come to town side up a grace period,
- 29:22Speaker 1: then the accusations would start to fly. There'll be torture,
- 29:26Speaker 1: there'll be confessions, and then there was what are called
- 29:30Speaker 1: the auto's de fee, And an auto de fee was
- 29:32Speaker 1: a religious ritual fill with a lot of pomp and
- 29:37Speaker 1: their circumstances, where the accused and convicted would walk around
- 29:44Speaker 1: town in a big procession they have of course, of
- 29:47Speaker 1: course they have mass all the time, um, and like
- 29:51Speaker 1: everybody would come out for it. It was a huge thing,
- 29:53Speaker 1: very much like a public execution in the United States
- 29:58Speaker 1: or in in other parts of Europe. But the huge
- 30:02Speaker 1: difference was there was never an execution in an auto
- 30:05Speaker 1: to face. It was a religious ceremony and they wouldn't
- 30:09Speaker 1: it wouldn't have ended in execution. Even if the people
- 30:12Speaker 1: who were in the procession who had been convicted had
- 30:15Speaker 1: been sentenced to death. It wouldn't take place during an
- 30:17Speaker 1: auto to fay. It would take place separately, and in
- 30:20Speaker 1: most cases the inquisitors gave that person over to the
- 30:23Speaker 1: secular authorities to carry out the execution. Yeah, they didn't
- 30:26Speaker 1: execute folks themselves. Um, although they could just abandon you
- 30:32Speaker 1: is one way to look at it, where they would
- 30:34Speaker 1: just say, kind of say he's a heretic, turn him
- 30:37Speaker 1: over to the public. And that's where like you would
- 30:39Speaker 1: get burned at the stake, especially if you're a repeat
- 30:42Speaker 1: offender like you generally weren't forgiven for that if you
- 30:46Speaker 1: messed up more than once. And we talked before, I
- 30:48Speaker 1: don't remember what it was in, but burning at the stake.
- 30:51Speaker 1: We came across some documentation of what it would like.
- 30:54Speaker 1: It took like thirty minutes to die from it at
- 30:56Speaker 1: the earliest, up to a couple of hours, depending on
- 31:00Speaker 1: if the wind was blowing too much. Like that would
- 31:03Speaker 1: be a horrible, horrible way to go. Yeah, was the
- 31:06Speaker 1: worst ways to die. No, it was more recent than that,
- 31:09Speaker 1: was it? It was? But we'll get to, uh, the
- 31:13Speaker 1: fallout from all this stuff because you can't you can't
- 31:17Speaker 1: do this to people and not expected to be a
- 31:19Speaker 1: fallout over the course of history. Sure, And the Inquisition
- 31:22Speaker 1: wasn't just from the fourteen eighty one to fourteen ninety
- 31:26Speaker 1: two when the the Decree of Alambre was issued, like,
- 31:31Speaker 1: it kept going on until the nineteenth century. Yeah, eighteen
- 31:34Speaker 1: thirty four was when the last one in Spain occurred.
- 31:36Speaker 1: There was a school teacher who was put to death
- 31:39Speaker 1: in eighteen twenty six because he taught Deism to his class.
- 31:43Speaker 1: That's the nineteenth century, eighty six, and like, that's not
- 31:47Speaker 1: the fifteenth century, that's the nineteenth century. Now, it's not
- 31:50Speaker 1: that long ago in the grand scheme of things, you know. Yeah,
- 31:53Speaker 1: And in eighteen fifty eight, there's a very famous case
- 31:55Speaker 1: of a kid named Edgardo uh more Tara, and he
- 32:01Speaker 1: was a Jewish kid raised in a Jewish family who
- 32:04Speaker 1: was dying of a fever when he was like seven
- 32:07Speaker 1: or something like that, and one of the domestic servants
- 32:11Speaker 1: did an emergency baptism on the kid. The church found
- 32:15Speaker 1: out about it, came and took him from his family
- 32:17Speaker 1: and raised him as a Catholic When was that eighteen
- 32:21Speaker 1: fifty eight, So that was even after the last inquisition
- 32:25Speaker 1: supposedly when was the win four? Yes, so here's the thing.
- 32:31Speaker 1: The Spain said no more inquisition in eighteen thirty four.
- 32:36Speaker 1: The Catholic Church still actually has something called the Congregation
- 32:40Speaker 1: of the Doctrine of the Faith and renamed it in
- 32:42Speaker 1: the sixties sixties. Yeah, so it's still I mean, there's
- 32:46Speaker 1: still the concept of the Inquisition as part of the
- 32:48Speaker 1: Holy See, which is the Pope's power. But obviously nothing
- 32:52Speaker 1: like this was going on these days. Uh So since
- 32:56Speaker 1: the aftermath of the Inquisition is pretty controversial because beginning
- 33:00Speaker 1: in the fift hundreds of the Protestant Reformation, you had
- 33:03Speaker 1: a lot of uh, anti Catholic and anti Spanish sentiment,
- 33:08Speaker 1: and a lot of people from the Catholic side these
- 33:11Speaker 1: days are saying it was so exaggerated in the aftermath
- 33:15Speaker 1: that a very small percentage when we look in our
- 33:18Speaker 1: secret archives and our statistics, uh, we're actually killed. Um,
- 33:23Speaker 1: I think it was what like point one percent. So
- 33:26Speaker 1: I saw I saw something different. I saw um one
- 33:29Speaker 1: percent of the hundred and twenty five thousand trials in Spain,
- 33:34Speaker 1: Italy and Portugal. And here's the thing, man, I looked
- 33:36Speaker 1: at like three or four different sets of numbers, and
- 33:39Speaker 1: they're all way different. So you're never gonna we're never
- 33:43Speaker 1: gonna know actual, like solid numbers, because if you are
- 33:47Speaker 1: anti Catholic, you probably have your one set of numbers,
- 33:49Speaker 1: and if you're pro Catholic, you have your set of numbers.
- 33:52Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But these numbers, that one
- 33:55Speaker 1: percent of the hundred twenty five thousand trials um that was,
- 34:00Speaker 1: that's based on that secret archive that the um. Yeah,
- 34:07Speaker 1: that the thank you that the Vatican opened up under
- 34:11Speaker 1: Pope John Paul the second and said, you know what,
- 34:14Speaker 1: you guys, come in here, you scholars, root around and
- 34:18Speaker 1: give us a full report on the inquisition and let's
- 34:21Speaker 1: see you know what's what. And he apologized when he
- 34:24Speaker 1: announced that, and then he apologized in two thousand four
- 34:27Speaker 1: when they issued the report finally. And that's where that
- 34:30Speaker 1: one percent of the hundred and twenty five thousand came from. Yeah,
- 34:33Speaker 1: and that's how blog opinion pieces from two thousand four
- 34:37Speaker 1: where some people are like, you, we shouldn't be apologizing
- 34:40Speaker 1: for this again, like it was really inflated numbers and
- 34:45Speaker 1: it wasn't as bad as people say. Well, again, that's
- 34:47Speaker 1: the the pro Catholic uh side. Yeah, not pro inquisition necessarily,
- 34:53Speaker 1: but the Catholic defenders. I think it is a better
- 34:55Speaker 1: way to say. Yeah. I think they're probably also pointing
- 34:57Speaker 1: out like, yeah, this is mostly Spain and it was
- 35:00Speaker 1: mostly the monarchy and most of these executions were carried
- 35:03Speaker 1: out by the Spanish state rather than the inquisition. Yeah.
- 35:06Speaker 1: It's kind of tricky wording, now, you know it is.
- 35:08Speaker 1: I mean, the the pope was definitely involved. He gave
- 35:12Speaker 1: his blessing at the time to Ferdinand and Isabella to
- 35:15Speaker 1: carry this out, even though he came to regret it later.
- 35:17Speaker 1: But they were saying that he came to regret it
- 35:19Speaker 1: because he gave away so much power, because they said,
- 35:22Speaker 1: can we have an inquisition here in Spain? And he said,
- 35:26Speaker 1: I don't know, And they said, hey, you know those
- 35:27Speaker 1: Spanish troops that are protecting you from Turkey right now
- 35:30Speaker 1: in Rome, how about we recall them home? And he said, yeah,
- 35:33Speaker 1: why don't you have an inquisition? Yeah? Uh, And by
- 35:36Speaker 1: the way, you don't have to answer to me, just
- 35:37Speaker 1: go ahead and have your inquisition. And years later he's like, man,
- 35:41Speaker 1: that was probably not a good idea because Pope John
- 35:43Speaker 1: Paul the Second is going to have to apologize twice
- 35:46Speaker 1: for this right. And Plus what's the difference in executing
- 35:50Speaker 1: someone yourself at the end of a tribunal and saying, well,
- 35:53Speaker 1: we're not gonna do it, but if someone else happened
- 35:56Speaker 1: to after we set them into the street, it's not
- 35:59Speaker 1: you know, on our wives and even like set them
- 36:01Speaker 1: into the street like they're being killed because we tried
- 36:04Speaker 1: them because they weren't Catholic enough. So but yes, I
- 36:08Speaker 1: think it is. This is a really great illustration of
- 36:13Speaker 1: the history is never black and white, and it can
- 36:16Speaker 1: very easily become conflated, and even still today, like we
- 36:18Speaker 1: don't necessarily know what happened, and even if we do
- 36:23Speaker 1: know what happened from this symposium on the Inquisition, not
- 36:27Speaker 1: everybody believes it. You know. Yeah, well we got some
- 36:30Speaker 1: good comedy out of it from mel Brooks and Monty Python.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Years later we shared a tragedy. Plus time. Uh, let's see,
- 36:37Speaker 1: you got anything else I do not, sir. If you
- 36:39Speaker 1: want to learn more about the Inquisition, you can type
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