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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: "Name 'Em!" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, it is Beverly
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Hill's Recap Day. I'm with Emily dreesis my bitch podcast partner. Hi.
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Oh my gosh, thank you. I'm so funter and I'm your bitch wife.
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Wow. We have oh my eye killing me right now. We've got
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a lot to talk about with Kyle. I mean, Eric is just a
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whole new person. I don't know who we're looking at, and I don't
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know what Erica this is. It's just it's wild. But before we get
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into that, we do have a little bit of dish to talk about.
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And you know, you and I were chit chatting about stand up comedy before
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we hit to the mics. We hit the mics. As they say in
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the business, they do not say that. Yes, Emily is a stand
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up comedian and obviously an improviser as well, because she said yes to what
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I was saying, and it was so funny because so the other day it
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was like Sunday or something of this week, and also just add I haven't
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done stand up in one hundred years because well there was a pandemic once yeah,
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sure once a. Yeah, okay, go ahead, what is it
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now, what happened? You got your act so well. So Maddie was
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like, let's do a talent show, you know. So Brett and I
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was like, okay, let's do our talent show. So she was like,
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Mama, you go first. I was like, okay, I'm going
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to fold these two things in less than ten seconds. So then I just
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like folded her sweatshirt and Brett's flannel, and then while they counted down,
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and then it was like Maddie sang a song. Her song, Her favorite
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song right now is Cupid by uh fifty fifty Okay, we no more Flowers
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by Miley Cyrus. You know what it's it's just yeah, right now,
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it's it's fifty to fifty. I'll have to have her sing that because by
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myself, Flowers is started to quiet lambered Akabama, Solf Flowers, We're a
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right man, naming the scene, talking myself for hours say things you don't
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stay. I love that part. Okay. Anyway, so she sings Cupid
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and then after that, Brett was just pretty reticent to join the game,
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and she gave him her a little microphone. You know, she's got that
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little like Jenshaw microphone with the speakers on it. So he starts doing stand
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up, you know, and I'm like, get out of your chair because
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he's sitting in his chair, so we're heckling him, get out of your
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chair, get on the stage. Man. So he's like, hey,
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so mom right, and these Sunday naps, you know, he's just like
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starting to roast the family, and Maddie and I are laughing and we're like
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whoo, I'm like, roast me. So then he finishes his act and
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I'm like my turn, of course. So I get up there and I
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like do my bits and stuff like that, and I'm doing my stand up
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and then Mattie's like, I want to do it. So she gets up
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there and she's like trying to find her way through this stand up format because
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she's never done it before. You know, now she knows the idea of
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roasting because I was explaining, like roast me, oh you roasted mad.
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And then so she gets up there and she goes currently like that's that's like
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her thing. Now, She's like currently swoopy. She's like currently Daddy drinks
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a lot of coke and pepsi and doesn't get out of his chair. I'm
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like roast dad. Whooo. So she had a couple of burns. It
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was really funny, but then she'd always go back to currently fun stuff.
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I love it. She's already got her catchphrase. Oh my gosh, it's
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the currently girl, the currently girl. Yep, that's her. Yeah,
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that is her, always topical, always currently Yeah, she only does topical
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humor for sure. I love it all right, Well, dish, little
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dish. So Lisa Hochstein she this is on page six. Lisa haxteen is
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ready to help others who are headed for divorce. She is launching split Well,
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a service to help estranged couples and their marriages amicably and without breaking the
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bank. That's called a mediator. Isn't that what a mediation service is?
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It says that the Bravo fan account Bravo Verse posted about the reality star's new
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endeavor, which Lisa then reshared to her stories but added turning my pain into
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Purpose. The website isn't fully functional yet, but inquiring minds can add their
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names to the wait list for more information. It also notes that it's powered
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by AI, and it says that she's still battling her a strange husband for
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a divorce. More than a year after he first filed. After twelve years
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of marriage, Lisa and the famed plastic surgeon have been fighting over finances,
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child custody, and alleged infidelity on Lenny's part and have yet to come to
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a resolution. Might want to come to a resolution before starting up a business
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powered by AI. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I do.
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Let's get those water toys work in the divorce Sandy Ah, Listen, Lisa,
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volume up, because I don't know if you're ready for this. You
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know, I don't know if you're This is putting like all good housewives,
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putting the cart before the horse in every situation. And I understand. I
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know what she's thinking. I need to get this out there while Miami is
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on and people are talking about it, and I don't know if there's going
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to be a next season or if I'll be in the next season, and
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so strike when the iron's hot. But I mean, yeah, you might
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just want to lead by example. She's great. I love like I love
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everyone on Miami. They don't have to do a cast reboot for god knows
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for years and years and years to come. And they also don't have to
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like Ice, the show for ten years. Let thank you. Yeah,
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bring it back. It's wild that it's only on Peacock. Is it still
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only is it still I'm I'm a little out of it. Is it still
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only on Peacock? I think it is? No, no, No,
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it's back on Bravo. It's back on Bravo because I watched it on Bravo
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last night. Oh you did, or whatever night it was not last night.
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Yeah, I have watched it on Bravo. Yeah, don't remember.
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It's a big deal because Bravo was bringing it back and the people were making
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fun of it being cheap or something. Now you're right, yeah, But
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we were just talking when we covered it this week about how it's got those
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Peacock yes flour, but they kept a lot of that, And so when
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people are complaining, I don't see what they're talking about. I don't see
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that it looks any better of anything it looks. I don't see that it
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looks worse than it did when it was on Peacock. And I think it
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looks better than a lot of the other shows. Oh, it does look
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better than a lot of us shows. Yeah, So I feel like they
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kept it. I think they kept everything Peacock brought to it m Well all
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about TRH has reported that, sure enough, Tinsley Mortimer has wed Robert Bouvard
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in a ceremony over the weekend. Okay, okay, I know we talked
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about this happening, and it happened. And then there's a picture of she
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and him with it looks like two girls who are wins because they're wearing the
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exact same thing, same height, same hair. Their faces are blurt out,
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which is good. And then an older little boy, so she's gonna
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be she's a stepmom. Now it's official. How exciting? Good for Tinsley
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perfect perfect. In other news, Bravo TV has launched a new podcast called
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Bravo's Hot Mike, hosted by Emmy nominated executive producer and friend of mine.
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Dare I say, Alex Baskin, Oh cool. Yeah, he's the executive
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producer of Evolution Media that produces Beverly Hills and Vander Pump Roules. That's great.
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So his first interview was Kyle Richards and he was like, Kyle,
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what do you say about the people who basically spread rumors saying that you did
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all of this for ratings? And she was saying, that's the dumbest thing
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I've ever heard in these thirteen years. Sorry, Alex, I would never
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do this to my family for ratings, Like why would I do that?
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Why? And you know when you hear her say that, I'm like,
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yeah, it does make sense. And I mean I remember that we were
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all kind of like, oh, they're just trying to get you know,
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fanning the flames of Beverly Hills coming back. I mean, I remember those
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days. I never thought that. I just think that she here's the thing
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I was thinking even just watching this episode, Like I think she was like,
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well, she kept silver lining the situation like, well, at least
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this is gonna make good TV. My life is fucked that kind of thing.
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And then she still thought she was managing the situation. But then when
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everything exploded out of the timeline that she thought she could contain, that's really
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when the wheels fell off. But I think, can you imagine if that
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Face Reality sixteen story hadn't come out in July and we were watching these episodes
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unfold, like we would have all been like, oh my god, like
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we need to check on Kyle, what is going on. To be honest
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with you, I wish that that was the world we lived in, where
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we could watch a show without things being spoiled by social media and everyone's deep
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dives. Oh I don't. I'm fine with that. Oh oh I don't.
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I mean, wouldn't it be great if we could go back to how
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it was, where we would truly be shocked when we actually saw it unfold?
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But that's never gonna happen again. I agree that it won't happen again,
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but I also don't mind it. But here, maybe here I am
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silver lining something that I can't control. I don't know, like, look
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at us, I don't know. Well, Listen in other news, Real
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Housewives of Salt Lake City star Monica Garca, your favorite, has a victory
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in her divorce. It turns out that it's all about trh is reporting she's
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no longer married and she is one full custody of her children and gets six
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thousand dollars a month in support. And I'm not sure if that's child support
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or spousal support. I mean, I'm it probably is child support, but
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wow, getting a full custody is hard to do, and considering she's the
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one that cheated on him, I mean, that doesn't really factor into it.
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It's more about the treatment of the children. You can, and then
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I don't I think we've talked about like there's very I don't think there's any
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no contests or everything's in no contest, so it doesn't matter if you cheat
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it. It's really about how you treated the kids. And even then,
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mustody crazy? Yeah, I mean unless he just didn't want custody, which
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is also crazy, Well, that would be insane. And yeah, that's
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horrible. Well I was shocked when I saw that. And I'm not sure
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about the details in terms of the six thousand being spousal or child, but
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you know she'll be taken care of. Yeah, that's greatble or the kids.
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Uh So that's that. Now we are going to talk about Beverly Hills
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now because my gosh, we have to go back to Vegas. We've got
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to discuss everything that happened. Cheetah roar today. M hmm. How about
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a little oil, I mean oil owl, and how about some castor oil,
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because you know it's my favorite these days. I love a little castor
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oil, all of them. All about it. It also sounds like you're
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saying, who has that casserole that Carole is they caswell mm hmmmm. Anyway,
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Okay, so, uh, let's talk about it. Let's discuss.
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So we've got derete. Uh. They're in Vegas. They're face timing,
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she's face timing with Biquet, and Kyle's face timing with Mo. And it's
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like, oh God, talking about how horrible their marriages are. There,
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Like Kyle, I mean, MO and p K went out, and he's
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like, oh, yeah, it's bad, you know, But I just
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say everything's fine, because like, oh, don't you know, it's got
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to be horrible, you know, and your mert Coyle. We'll go to
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the whole time, right Mo. He's like, I don't know, man,
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I mean, it's just so planned, you know, they're trying to
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capture the side guy's side. Yeah, And I was really surprised that they
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sent cameras to that dinner with PK. That was like, I think that
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I don't know what the thought process was there, but it was weird to
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see that. I'm glad that they covered it. But it's the end of
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an era because, like we know that Kyle and Mauricio Durite and Pique had
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been the best of friends, really hanging out all the time, and this
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was really the Swan song. Like they had their sit down Mauricio and Pik
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and Kyle had her sit down with Durit, and I just think, like
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this is the end, Like they are no longer hanging out, They're no
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longer close like they were. We saw it the whole year. There were
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no posts. Well we do know now though, that Mauricio and Pik are
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continuing their friendship. We do, well, it looks like they were out
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together recently, hanging out, so I'm assuming, Yeah, I didn't see
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that. I just I think that it's the end of those four people drinking
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together. But I don't know if they're gonna, like I can see Durit
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and Kyle are always gonna have a closeness. I don't know. You don't
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think she's I think she's over Dearite. I think she is pulled away from
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Dereite. Okay, yeah, well time, Maybe you're right. I could
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see it going that way for sure, But I also like the way she
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opened up. Now, keep in mind, the world knows nothing, and
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she has chosen Derete to sit down and have this lunch with where she is
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feeling comfortable enough to like really like get upset and like start to really emotionally
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open up about it. So of all of everybody, that's who she did
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that with. Well, and it makes sense because they were always such good
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friends hanging out in couples, and I think that Dearite has the ability to
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allow her the space to open up up and be vulnerable because Dured's kind of
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throwing herself out there as well, saying that she's had a tough year with
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p K. Well, like, I want to hear about that too,
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because it's been Kyle and Mo Kyle like Murricio forever now for months, so
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I am kind of curious what's going on with d and p K. Well,
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it's that he's not there for the PTSD and he's been traveling all the
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time. Yeah, I think we haven't gotten into it. Yeah, but
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I think that there's some more stuff going on there m because he they are
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both like really, everybody's saying it's been a really hard year wink wink,
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and I'm like, well, what was it? Yeah? Right, I
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mean it's God has a lot to do with the robbery, that's for sure.
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I mean you just can't bounce back from that. Also, you know
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that one part when they showed it when Kyle ran into the bedroom with Durate
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and she was sleeping on the bed, and then Kyle jumped on the bed
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to be funny and like cute, which was normally in any situation cute and
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funny, but after what Dari's been through, I oh, my god,
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that freaked me out for her. I was like, oh God, because
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she was like, Kyle, can't believe you, and I mean, oh,
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I was like, don't do that before, Dury. You know people,
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Well, I know we'll get to this, but like that, so
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like Kyle is still like dumb and fun, like everybody's honor about like the
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drinking and like, where's the crazy fun Kyle. I'm like, she's still
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fun, right, I'm sorry she can do the splits and whip her hair
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back and forth without having any alcohol. I mean, you guys are really
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making them out and out of a mole hill. Yes, anyway, I
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mean Dory being like at this lunch, I just you know, I joke
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because when we used to go on trips, we used to let loose and
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have fun. And Kyle's like, take it early, man, I am
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so like Dared has never once let loose, never I've never seen her drunk
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before. No, I've never even seen her like like let loose belly,
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laugh like I never like, she's very like once she's in her look for
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the night. That's the character. And she is a beautiful manic at you
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right. Yeah, I mean I've told you this, Kyle, this is
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not a good year, good year for my marriage if this is you know,
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and if this is the direction that you want to go in and Mo's
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go in the other direction, and she's like the scarecrow, which direction are
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you both going to go in? If you're this way and he's that way,
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and which do you ever worry about the future? How do you sustain
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a marriage? It's like, oh my god, you know it's she.
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I'm over her, like the delivery. I mean, I just feel like
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Kle's like I can't with these questions. I will answer them, but I
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would rather be She's like, I'd rather be in the mountains. Yeah.
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It's also interesting that diet is doing the no glam not dying. I don't
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think she's even dyeing her hair because you could see some roots. Yeah,
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which is fine. I'm just wondering if there is some financial stuff going on
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that we don't know about. Of course there is allegedly, yeah, horse,
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there is allegedly, Like there is. I feel like someone did lend
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their glam to Dereet last night because she was getting glam. I mean somehow,
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so even though she didn't bring it so good, you know whatever,
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just just observations. I just notice, I know, you know, these
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are good observations. Also, uh, you know after week a couple of
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weeks ago, about Derete and the ten thousand dollars it has been Oh,
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I already brought it up that like she was going to give that as tip
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money to the staff, and that makes the most sense. Okay, yeah,
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but why are you leaving your purse, you know, any unattendant and
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whatever. Okay, So I just want to move on from that. I
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don't know why I brought it up. Also, Deret's like, oh no,
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Kyle says, I don't want to go out to dinner, these business
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these big business dinners with mo anymore. I'm just not in the rood.
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I would never be in the mood. I would hate it just having to
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like yuck it up and like turn on the turn on your housewife, Like
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she's gotta like turn your house life. She's got to like turn up as
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Kyle from Bravo at all these things, right, that's gonna be exhausting.
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And Mauricio I mean and he I mean, it's it's totally him. It's
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totally his vibe. Yeah. So when she was like, I just want
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to read, I would like to move to the mountains, I know,
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my girl, I feel you on that. Yeah, that sounds great to
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me. Just have heman, Sabby, make me a hat of a day,
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you know, just live my best life. I know Sabby sent this
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hat to me. Oh, it's got real done, It's caught. I
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knew I liked to see. I knew I liked it. But reason,
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oh my god, her whole thing with like no compromise and all that I
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do. The one area I thought, like you should have compromised on is
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just the only reason that any of us were exposed totally to the Mauricio stuff
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is with face reality sixteen is because Kyle stopped posting pictures of the family and
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of mo And had she just faked that, I think that the chasm wouldn't
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have opened. I think like if she would have kept up with social media
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and a differicant line of my fans on social media. I mean, you
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have to respect her transparency that she's like, I'm not doing that. I
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totally do. I totally do. You're right. There would have been a
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way to cover it up by just having a social media person post a bunch
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of shit to make it look like it's all normal. Yeah. Yeah,
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her, but her total like undone was just liberating even to watch or say
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those things. I was like, yes, get it, Kyle, I
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agree, and with a lot of pain you can see, which is very
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sad. And for the ladies to be sizing her up to say like while
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Sutton saying like seems to me like a midlife crisis. It's like and then
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Garcel being like I miss the old Kyle. It's like, what are you
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guys talking about? Arcelle's gonna regret that for sure, because she will get
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it as soon as she's watching the season. She'll be like, oh shit,
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I get it. I'm sorry. Sudden will not regret it because she
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needs a drinking buddy. And also Sudden saying who works out anymore? Who
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works out anymore? I do feel bad that like Kyle worked her ass off
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getting the body that she has with genuinely by working out and eating rite and
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cutting out alcohol. And she was so accused of ozempic that it's like,
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are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Right now? River I
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get back here, Like, I mean, it's so annoying. You know,
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it's so annoying. You work so hard and it's not easy, like
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Amy, and we were right there with everybody. We basically needed to see
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a full hour's long montage of all Kyle's workouts before you and I were like,
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you know, I think that she's actually working out and changed her diet.
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Like we were as skeptical as everybody. All right, maybe at first,
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maybe at first, you're right, oh my god, please, we
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were like you liar. Kyle Well came out once she came out and was
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like, I'm not on a zampek. I was like, oh, okay,
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well I believe you now you are a liar. I am, oh
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yes, no, I remember believing when that came out and being like,
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she's been working out all the time. I think after a while, maybe
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we came to we gave her a soft pass. I will say that maybe
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just me. It wasn't until this season, until like the promo for this
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season. I think. I was like, I think it's actually that she's
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not drinking and she started working out like crazy. Yeah that's what I was
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like, all Right, I'm starting to see that this could be real.
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Okay, okay, because pinpoint it, but I do remember I remember seeing
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a lot of her workout stuff, and then when she was accused of it,
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before she was accused of it, before she spoke out, I was
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like, I was like, I don't know, I don't know what's going
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because everybody else like Erica, like you know, anyway, whatever it is,
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it is, thank god. I mean, she defended herself, which
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is good. Yeah. Now we have a night out and they get in
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their cowgirl outfits, which was super cute. I mean, Erica looked amazing.
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I love that diamonds and denim look. I thought of you, Yeah,
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always gonna love the diamonds and dnim look. And I love the Kimasavy
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hat. They looked great. Oh wait, Erica was very much I wish
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I wanted with that hat. I wanted to see an all white denim because
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she was she looks so much like Western Barbie, where you push her back
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and she would blink, she'd wink at you with the yes, she was
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having a stroke, right stroke, Barbie. We actually, uh, we
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didn't talk about the two lunches between other people because they were just so boring.
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Crystal and Erica go to lunch and Crystal's like she she actually spoke in
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this episode, by the way, I don't know if you listen to mine
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and Diana's episode where I would is reporting news, I was like, Crystal
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says that there were some rude people at Bravocan and Diana goes, who's Crystal,
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I swear to you with all serious I don't blame her, Like,
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of course that's a natural response from Beverly Hills. She goes, oh right,
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I mean Sutton probably said the same thing this morning, So I don't
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blame Deanna. It's Crystal. Crystal, like there's how do you forget the
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name Crystal? And like that anyway, whatever, but it's killed me.
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So they have lunch and Crystal's like, do you miss your old life?
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And she's like the Lameth of the house at Christmas Din. Then it was
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snelling and Fastina Mapa fighting. My life has changed. I'll never go back
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to it now now no, no, now, now I can start to
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have some normalcy. I mean, you can always count on Erica and have
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like a great monologue piece in each episode. Yeah, drama, Yeah,
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the long takes the everything. I kind of feel like something's trying to do
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that too. She's like leaning into that too, but nobody lands it like
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Erica. No, you're never sure if at the end someone's gonna get murdered
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because the way she lam murdered, glam murdered, or it'll be then everybody's
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husband's are going down. What's her big one? Then I'm going we're gonna
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talk about everyone's marriage? Are we gonna talk about everyone's marriage? If we're
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gonna talk about no one's marriage, my marriage? Everybody there? So good?
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We sounds like leprecat I know, I know the devil. This episode
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was a lot of like Erica just resetting to one and being like, guys,
30:10
I get it. This is what you want to hear. I got
30:12
it. I caught you and I was like yes, Erica, And Garcel's
30:17
like, uh, Erica, this is the first we've ever heard you talk
30:22
like a normal fucking person. She's like, well, I couldn't. That
30:27
was big exact when I was side, just for me to talk like a
30:32
normal fucking person the whole time this was happening, not to be screaming like,
30:37
uh, how are you feeling area Erica? Fuck the victims, you
30:41
know, like about me? Yeah, she finally had like, uh,
30:49
this is the Erica I was hoping was still in there. Yeah, especially
30:53
when she started to like really disclose how hard it is financially and all that.
31:00
Yeah, I was happy to meet her. Hello, nice to meet
31:03
you. Hello, my name is Erica. The sticker on my chest says
31:07
it all. And here I know. It was like, wow, it
31:11
really wasn't that hard either, Like it came out yeah, like I get
31:19
some of it before she couldn't get into because of the legality, right right
31:23
right right, Yes, totally understandable, but it's weird because she wouldn't say
31:30
the the good things are the vulnerable things because of the legality, but she'd
31:37
say and do way worse things that look way worse in court, like saying
31:41
I don't care about the victims and just like posting all that crazy like stuff
31:48
on Instagram when she's supposed to be mournful. Like it just was like what
31:52
are you doing? And so yeah, I feel like we're getting back,
31:56
like you said we're getting back to one. Yeah, like we're getting there
32:00
to basics, you know, Yeah, and it's not too late. I
32:02
mean it is like you can't go back. I mean, let me just
32:07
rephrase that, it is too late. Like her reaction and her response to
32:12
all of it was probably the worst way anyone could possibly handle that. But
32:16
what a horrible situation, you know, horrible. She didn't ask for that.
32:22
And you know when you see those flashbacks of Tom being like I'm talking
32:25
iraqo, yeah, I'm like, just I mean, what an asshole he
32:30
really was. And I would every I think I wish they would like let
32:35
us know when they're going to play that clip, because every time I see
32:37
it, I'm just like I shudder. I'm like, oh yeah, just
32:40
disgusting and just like living with someone like that, and it just always makes
32:44
me wonder, why didn't you just Leavely? Leavelyly? You put up but
32:46
you just you just she was comfortable in the money and she wanted to stay
32:50
in the money and that's that and look, that's my judgment call on her,
32:53
and that's how I feel. She could have left because he was an
32:57
asshole, but she chose to stay for the money. And the comfort and
33:00
stability of what he offered her and it backfired, which really is too bad,
33:06
but she kind of signed up for She put up with this asshole,
33:10
you know. Yeah, it is what it is. Oh my god.
33:14
But yeah, So Crystal Erica have this lunch and then Garcela and Sutton they
33:21
go down that Vnce Canal gondolipping. We need to hire that guy to just
33:29
sing in every fight of the housewives and every come to Jesus moment that have
33:38
a guy behind them standing. Oh he sings. I mean, what did
33:47
you think was gonna happen? Garcel You agreed to this, They had to
33:53
tell you. Part of me is like the producer just said, look,
33:58
no matter what belt is, belted, belted, belted. Yes, I
34:04
hope that's what happened. That's what I would do, Bravo, if you're
34:07
looking, that is what I would do as a producer. I would,
34:10
as I said, I would have a gondola singer pretty much in every scene
34:15
in every city. So that's what I'll bring. Oh my gosh, shrank
34:23
candy in the park in Atlanta. We're gonna get it. We're gonna get
34:28
a gondola singer just on the park bench standing there with a wheels on the
34:34
boat and at like a ski pole, you know, yeah, perfect,
34:42
gosh, that was great. I mean it really shuts them up. I
34:45
mean they just shut right up. Okay. I'm guessing the reunion will be
34:54
a Vegas set, you know. Yeah, and then maybe, if we're
35:01
lucky, a little stream with a venice boat going through it. Ah,
35:07
we're still so early, but it could be, right, I mean yeah,
35:12
because they're going to go on another cast trip. Yeah, they might
35:15
just do like what OC did where it's like the landscape the whole ocean,
35:22
remember, like right the led Yeah, yeah, I mean we'll see what
35:31
happens. Well, I'm hoping it's in Sutton's kitchen. I hope the whole
35:37
thing looks like Sutton's kitchen. Just a messive decent tea bags, decent mediocre,
35:45
and then some gift tea bags, the dog's couch pushed into a really
35:52
yeah, awkward corner. I'm like, you redid this whole thing, and
35:55
you did you think about where you're going to put the dog bed sudden,
36:00
I know, you lock off all the store dops, the all the all
36:04
the space for storing stuff whatever. I don't. I don't understand Sutton's logic
36:09
A lot of times, Well, name them name. I wish Kyle name
36:19
them just started going name back. I am name name name them. I
36:29
thought I was gonna have to be admitted into a special place after that scene.
36:36
Oh, I was like, this is getting I agree with Kyle.
36:42
I thought she was having and I'm not trying to be funny. I really
36:45
was like she might be having a stroke. Yeah. And I do think
36:51
that we're seeing Sutton slowly turn into like Betty Davis character. Yes, yes,
37:00
she is Betty Davis, and as she gets older, her voice drops
37:07
in octaves just like Betty Davis. Yes, except for Betty Davis could keep
37:12
it together. I don't think Sutton is No. I mean, I would
37:17
even say Sutton's turning into like a messy Joan Crawford ooh snap, yeah,
37:27
because she's she's being like really mean, yeah, and not getting it,
37:34
not getting it. Yeah. And she wakes up every morning and puts ice
37:38
on her face. She feels it. Yeah, she's Mama's seat. That's
37:45
obby. Well. Garcel and Sutton have lunch with Oliver and we get this
37:54
little oh. Oliver was shown kissing Raquel. People didn't understand that he was
37:59
separate, so we got a lot of backlash. Yeah, of course he
38:01
did, because he basically was like, I'm not in a relationship, I'm
38:05
divorced, but he was separated. He wasn't divorced. Yeah, Garca,
38:09
we all know. We all saw the messages, the screen grabs where we
38:15
know what's up. You don't have to. I appreciate your the mother and
38:19
you're trying to help your kid, but yeah, we also know. We
38:22
also know, also it's so long ago at this point that nobody cares.
38:28
Yeah, okay, we talked about Kylon to read and they had lunch and
38:34
then we were okay, we're getting back to the girls night out with the
38:37
cowboy hats, and oh god, I thought this was funny, and I
38:43
thought Garcela was talking directly to us because they're sitting at the table. And
38:46
then garcel goes, don't hate me because I have a game. I was
38:52
like, oh my god, she listens to our podcast and can time travel.
39:00
But I think like that game. What I don't like is the Deck
39:07
of Sex Questions. That's what I don't like. If it's like a I
39:12
honestly, if it's questions like those that the producers clearly planted towards the top.
39:20
I'm fine with it. It's the like, where's the craziest place you've
39:23
ever known? It? Like, yeah, there was actually a point because
39:28
they were trying to get something on a Kyle yeah about it, but they
39:31
want me and reality. Yeah. And then there was another question too about
39:36
money, Like they were actual, like questions that you actually get to know
39:40
a person a little bit better that shake you out of your comfort zone.
39:45
And I'm fine with those. It's the sex deck that I'm like, I
39:50
don't care what the craziest thing you put in your vagina was. I don't
39:54
care. Oh wow, wow a popsicle? Cool? Name them, name
40:01
them, name them, blame them, shame them. Yeah. And then
40:13
Kyle's like, I don't know, I don't know. Maybe he's a born
40:16
academy and monogamous. And then Duret's like, I would go lorrain to bump
40:21
it, cut off his dick. I'm like Jesus to read easy. She's
40:25
really let loose. And then and then, as we said, Erica talks
40:30
about money and how scared he is to be out there on her own without
40:32
a backup or a safety net and it's like relatable, babe, amazing,
40:37
Yes, yeah right, how will I ever get above this? Will I
40:39
ever own a home? Yeah? And then like it would appeared to be
40:45
like a Michael Jackson army arrived at the table to give yet another kick to
40:51
Crystal, and I was like, you could have held that off for one
40:55
more minute for Erica to finish her like disclosure we've been Oh you didn't see
41:01
like she had to stop talking because there was like they were I think they
41:07
were like a Michael Jackson impressionist or something. They didn't even address it is
41:12
that ca that got delivered? You didn't so that. So all of a
41:15
sudden, Eric is like, ooh, it's your birthday still yeah for the
41:20
last time, Happy birthday. Okay. So Erica got interrupted because these this
41:25
guy came out and I thought, God, I don't that would have been
41:34
better. I mean yeah, there was I thought that he had like a
41:37
silver glove on and I was like, oh was this that MJ show that
41:44
that musical like what is right? Where are? Oh? Wow? It
41:51
got no press. So then I was like maybe it's not MJ. Maybe
41:53
they're not doing but they were like the guy was like dancing. He was
42:00
doing choreo of Michael Jackson. I don't know where in the heel I want
42:06
for this. I am. I am really thrown for a loop right now,
42:10
and I feel like I need to retire, Like, how did I
42:15
not catch this? You're not making this up? You're not pranking me?
42:20
Are you pranking me? Pack your ship? Captain Sandy's Prayingtain Sandy. I
42:29
mean, unless I dreamt it, I believe it happened. I believe you.
42:34
Okay, Well, then we get over to the mechanical bowl and Kyle
42:39
gets on, Sutton gets on. It's fine, It's fine. Is that
42:45
the same bar that vander Pump Rules went to when they all were in Vegas
42:49
and Rochelle hooked up, Rachel hooked up with Oliver and then they Rachel Rochelle
42:54
Che Rachel Richie, Rochelle Rochelle. I am like trying to remember Rachel,
43:05
but I then I just mid brain switch gears. We will see when it
43:10
comes out happened. Ricky probably probably was when Ricky, Yeah, Ricky and
43:15
the gang were there, like when Laala, Like I think it was where
43:21
she was like flirting with those guys at the bar. Mm. I know
43:24
exactly what you're talking about. Yes, they had a similar path, Yeah
43:30
yeah, Oliver, and then that bar yeah yeah, yeah. All right,
43:35
so then the morning happens, and then they're waiting by the elevator bank
43:37
and then the doors open and Mikey and Davis are in the elevator, which
43:44
what now I know? I think, well, was that a surprise?
43:51
Like what happened there? Because I loved that Eric, She said later in
43:58
her confessional, she was like, God said here's your moment, and I
44:02
said, thanks, Gad, I'm taking it. She loves a moment.
44:08
She's always talking about take you a moment, have you a moment, And
44:13
now God gave her this moment where like the elevator or doors opened and it
44:16
was Davis and Mikey and she was like, this is your dad. Do
44:22
apologize? You said the show is shitty? And I did feel bad because
44:27
I was like, oh, Davis looks like his feelings were really hurt.
44:31
And yeah, I think they were surprised. I think that they legit I
44:37
think that it had that been planned, they would have had better mic coverage
44:42
on those guys. They were not miked and we barely got a shot of
44:46
them, right, So I do think it was not. Eric Is probably
44:52
like, I mean, their cars were probably all there, and so they're
44:54
all heading down and then you know, they start it right, and the
44:58
girls were in a private suite and probably Mikey and Erica got Mikey as part
45:04
of like her team something in that same probably the Glama's sharing rooms. I
45:10
don't even know what was going on totally, but it made sense. All
45:14
I know Sutton and Garcela were constantly in that bathroom and then getting clammed.
45:21
I do like them together. I did enjoy it. I was like,
45:23
yeah, but I don't think it was staged. I think it was real.
45:29
I think Erica is mean to Davis, but I was also fine that
45:35
Sutton got it. Yeah, I agree, And Sutton really felt like in
45:42
the sprinter van, She's like, you didn't have to embarrass me, and
45:45
Erica's like, you made a big deal. Cal's like, you're un inged.
45:49
Why do you feel cornered? I mean she was really letting her.
45:52
You know, it was her time to get some revenge. Sutton is just
45:57
unraveling. I feel terrible. And then then garcel Is just like, can
46:04
someone take care of her other than me for once, and she's this baby
46:07
bird. And then Dee was like telling Garcela she should have taken better care
46:14
of her the night before. I was like, dar, you can keep
46:17
doing this. No, Garcela's like, I would have really loved it if
46:22
maybe you would have gone after her and check down her instead of me.
46:25
I'm not her therapist, I'm not her handler like someone else. You know.
46:31
It sounds like Sutton is a little high maintenance, and Garcela is starting
46:36
to get a little bit tired of it. Yes, And then we're back
46:40
in Beverly Hills and Kyle's running after her dogs, just like, get down
46:45
from there, Bambab, get back your river storm. And then Erica and
46:50
garcel have a lunch and they kind of make fun of Durreet and then they
46:55
really have a nice time and they basically are like, who would have thought
46:59
we would end up here after what we've been through? And Sutton ports herself
47:02
a half gallon of vodka mm hmmm and goes to the backyard at one pm,
47:08
I mean yeah, And then by the time Kyle showed up, it
47:13
was uh, Abby had his hands full. Abby was like, did you
47:16
see his face? When She's like, I want a drink. He's like,
47:21
you've already been drinking no morning. Are you sure we're filming right now?
47:24
You don't want coco. I've had a long day. I want a
47:30
drink. It's like oh. So then they sit down and then Sutton does
47:35
this hilarious impression of Erica, which was like cool. It was freaking me
47:42
out. It was weird. And Kyle's like, oh my god, as
47:45
Landy's losing her mind. Uh yeah, and then Sutton is trying to explain
47:53
and then she was like, Okay, you're taking a long time, just
47:59
let me know when you're done. And then that really pissed off Sutton,
48:02
and she's like, don't talk to me like that. Okay, fine,
48:07
defend your friend. And then Sutton comes to this revelation she said in Vegas
48:13
that that Kyle's not her true found and she's never had her back, and
48:17
she accuses Kyle of, you know, jumping in on something when she hasn't
48:23
heard the whole story. And it's just annoying because Kyle's like, I was
48:27
literally walking through the hall. What was I supposed to do? Not check
48:30
on you? Like, Also, the entire franchise is built on jumping in
48:37
before you know the whole story. That's what we enjoy. So get with
48:40
it, Sutton. I know without that, we don't have a show.
48:45
We don't have a show. And now we've already talked about name him,
48:49
name him, name them, but Kyle basically saying like, you know,
48:53
you have a habit of losing your shit in ridiculous circumstances, and this set
49:00
Kyle off. I mean, it was like dealing with a child, you
49:02
know. Yeah, I mean, thank god Kyle yelled at her like stop,
49:07
let me talk. It was really it was very triggering. She was
49:10
talking to Sutton the way she can't talk to Kathy, and also had great
49:15
points to make to Sutton. Yeah, so I was all for it.
49:21
And then she I was waiting for that montage for Kyle to list all the
49:23
times ugly leather pants Lake Tahoe the show, and then we got some of
49:30
the montage and then she basically is like, you didn't seem okay in Vegas
49:35
and you don't see frankly okay right now? Yes, what a weirdo scene.
49:40
Weird, weird, weird, weird, weird. Yeah, because you
49:45
could tell it was gonna just be a fun, chill scene. Yes,
49:47
And it went raining out. It did. Yeah, yep, I mean
49:53
Sutton had to have been a little yeah if she starts drinking at one on
50:00
an average day, let's say maybe not okay, average day three pm.
50:07
Kyle was there at seven, so yeah, name all right, Well that's
50:16
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