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Big Smart Words | Son of a Boy Dad #151 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: November twentieth, It is Monday at two point thirty pm
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  Speaker 4: and we are here from HQ four once again recording
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  Speaker 4: the Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Lots to talk about,
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  Speaker 4: lots to discuss.
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  Speaker 8: Speaking of world news, I do actually have something interesting.
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  Speaker 8: Do you see this Argentinian president?
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  Speaker 1: Did Sam Bankman freed looking?
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  Speaker 8: Dude? Is he looking him?
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  Speaker 1: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Look, did you guys have any idea how expensive it
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  Speaker 4: is to get to Argentina?
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  Speaker 1: I was actually just looking into that.
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  Speaker 8: I was too expensive. Did you look or you think
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  Speaker 8: to go in there?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: I was like me and my friends were like, let's go. Uh,
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  Speaker 8: Five hours.
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  Speaker 1: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: I just I feel like I've never I've never been
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  Speaker 4: to South South America, so I always feel like it
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  Speaker 4: seems closer than it is.
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  Speaker 8: Look at Chili, go to Chili. You got in Chili,
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  Speaker 8: you want to Get's where I looked.
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  Speaker 4: I looked at Pagonia, said we looked at Argentina. Well,
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  Speaker 4: they're all right next to each other. But I looked
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  Speaker 4: at I looked at Patagonia specifically, and then I looked
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  Speaker 4: at Argentina after because I was like, surely it can't
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  Speaker 4: be as expensive as Patagonia.
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  Speaker 8: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's like basic economy is like three thousand dollars one way.
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  Speaker 8: Did you look on a flight aggregator or one specific airline.
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  Speaker 4: I looked at every Delta. I looked at Delta, but
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  Speaker 4: then I looked at everything after, and then.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I wouldn't lok at Delta. I think other ones
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  Speaker 8: are going to be cheaper now.
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  Speaker 4: They're all like, the cheapest I could find was probably
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  Speaker 4: two k, no chance, swear to.
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  Speaker 8: God, round trip economy to a major city.
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  Speaker 4: In South America, not one way.
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  Speaker 8: So then you're not looking you're looking to like a
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  Speaker 8: regional airport. Then probably you need to look at going
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  Speaker 8: to the Santiago and then figure it out from there.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to go to Buenos No.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I looked at. I looked at because I
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  Speaker 4: when you when you type in obviously take me to Patagonia,
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna end up getting on some like fucking tiny
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  Speaker 4: ass plane.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Right, But then I looked at Buenos Aires and it
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  Speaker 4: was still expensive as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we just all go to Peru instead or Bolivia? Well,
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  Speaker 1: Patagonia looks awesome, I know, but we're not there yet. Financially,
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  Speaker 1: we're not all there yet. Financially.
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  Speaker 4: Patagonia it's definitely it's I mean, I'm going to try
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  Speaker 4: and go at some point, but it's definitely a trip
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  Speaker 4: that you got to plan fucking a year in advance.
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  Speaker 4: It's not twenty days.
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  Speaker 8: But get this though, Patagonia, excuse me. Argentina currently is
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  Speaker 8: facing rampant, rampant inflation the value of their currency is
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  Speaker 8: being devalued at a daily rate that's out of control.
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  Speaker 8: And they just elected this crazy right wing leader, this
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  Speaker 8: new guy who talks like this, like he's barking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: is that how he sounds.
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  Speaker 1: Like one of the muppets. Yeah, like they hired the
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  Speaker 1: animal from playing the drums.
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  Speaker 8: He has no political experience, I don't think. And his
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  Speaker 8: sister is his closest confidant, and she's likely to be
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  Speaker 8: the first lady waiting.
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  Speaker 1: So he's going to marry his sister.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think they're married. I think she's she's just
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  Speaker 8: gonna be the first lady. I don't know how that works.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna have to fuck her to make it, to
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  Speaker 1: consummate their first ladyship.
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  Speaker 8: It's Lantasterian if anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is interesting Lanasterian. So what's his uh? I've
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  Speaker 1: only seen like people tweeting about him being like finally
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  Speaker 1: orders being reset. The fucking nobody believes in Biden anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Where you hired this guy in Argentina, So what's the
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  Speaker 1: what's his what's his politics? He's just like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: end inflation.
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  Speaker 8: I think he's a you know, he's a drain the
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  Speaker 8: swamp kind of guy, I don't. I don't know exactly,
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  Speaker 8: but I mean Argentina needs to shake things up. They've
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  Speaker 8: been are they struggling? They've not been done doing well
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  Speaker 8: for a while. Their currency is a major problem.
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  Speaker 1: What's there? What do they working soccer though?
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  Speaker 8: Right? Gred soccer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they wanted to worke up but moved to Miami.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but he wasn't gonna play for a team like
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  Speaker 8: in Argentina, Boca Juniors or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What he just played for their fucking Olympic team or
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  Speaker 4: their World Cup.
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  Speaker 8: The World Cup team. He played for their national team.
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  Speaker 8: But then he also, you know, was playing for PSG
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  Speaker 8: and had he not come to America, I'm sure he
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  Speaker 8: would have gone to like some other European club. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know anything about soccer.
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  Speaker 1: Well you're learning right now, I know. Try down and listen.
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  Speaker 1: How about listen a little? I am listening.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't gonna play for any other RPG team. Boca
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  Speaker 1: Juniors I only know from FIFA. And it makes it
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  Speaker 1: seem like there's a Boca Seniors somewhere out there, like
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  Speaker 1: there's a higher version of Boca Juniors, and uh, there
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  Speaker 1: isn't right, they're they're like the best best South American squad, right.
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  Speaker 8: I think they're. I think they're the biggest club in Argentina. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: they're the only one I know, so I don't know
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  Speaker 8: that would be my guest. Oh, this is not a
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  Speaker 8: soccer podcast. This is a football podcast. Let's talk ball.
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  Speaker 8: We got a lot to catch up on, a lot
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  Speaker 8: to go over. My dad used to go in business
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  Speaker 8: trips all the time when I was all over the world,
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  Speaker 8: and he would come home and sometimes he would bring
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  Speaker 8: me a soccer jersey from the place that it's nice
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  Speaker 8: and I have one from Boca Juniors.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's very cool.
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  Speaker 1: It was cool as fun to have a soccer jersey when.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I were them to school all the time. Ja.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a mac Jones jersey.
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  Speaker 8: All right.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that's the last one sold.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't won a single bet since I bought it.
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  Speaker 1: Mac Jones has also his career has literally gone down
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  Speaker 1: the toilet, literally down the toilets that you bought that jersey.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're saying that he might not start next week, but.
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  Speaker 8: Literally down the toilet. What happened with the toilet? What
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  Speaker 8: had happened?
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  Speaker 1: He He was like sitting on the toilet and soon
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  Speaker 1: flushed and industrial strength toilet sucking his asshole down to
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  Speaker 1: the plumbing system. Have you guy ever heard about sewer rats?
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  Speaker 8: No, but I was gonna say, like they pink socked
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  Speaker 8: him with a toilet.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds hardful. I think they had. I think they
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  Speaker 4: had another. Like you know how all all those really
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  Speaker 4: bad teams is like a trend right now where they're
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  Speaker 4: doing kind of just a chew out session where it's
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  Speaker 4: players only and they just get in and they all
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  Speaker 4: just like beat the fuck out of the quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I can't believe I left college a
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  Speaker 1: year early for this bullshit. They put bars of soap
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  Speaker 1: in socks and beat the shit out of the cornerback.
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  Speaker 4: They all just make Zach Wilson fucking cry and then
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  Speaker 4: they're like, all right, guys, that was pretty pook.
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  Speaker 8: That was productive.
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  Speaker 1: They run train on Zach Wilson's mom in front of him.
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  Speaker 1: What about sewer rats though?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I was just saying, because we were talking about
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  Speaker 4: the toilet thing. Apparently there's a apparently in some places
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  Speaker 4: in New York you'll go and you'll open up your toilet.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be a dead rat in the toilet because it
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  Speaker 4: will have crawled up the sewer.
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  Speaker 8: WHOA yeah, does that mean that there is no standing
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  Speaker 8: water in the tank in the toilet itself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. I've just heard of
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  Speaker 1: that happening some places.
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  Speaker 8: I make sure to leave some water in there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too, in order to be dried up.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I want there to be something to land on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what my.
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  Speaker 4: Move would be if I went and I came back
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  Speaker 4: from like a weekend, and I opened the toilet and
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  Speaker 4: there was a dead rat inside, I'd probably just flush
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  Speaker 4: my shit and just go to stay at a hotel.
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  Speaker 4: I would just get on an Amtrak and go home
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  Speaker 4: and then never sort it out.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, there's Francis. I know you're a bike man. There's
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  Speaker 1: been a fucking rat genocide in the streets. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: so many rat carcasses.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if I've run over them and you
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  Speaker 8: see it coming and there's nothing you can do. I
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  Speaker 8: did that the other day.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, there, and they're everywhere, and some of them are
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  Speaker 1: so like flattened into the street that you run over
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  Speaker 1: them and you don't even you.
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  Speaker 8: Don't feel anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's just fully smooth embossed into the fucking but dude,
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  Speaker 1: they're so flush with the PA, they're so flexible they probably.
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  Speaker 4: Don't even die when you know this is yeah, cure,
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  Speaker 4: this is what I got.
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  Speaker 8: There was one, you know, the round the big curve
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  Speaker 8: as we come onto the Manhattan Bridge.
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  Speaker 1: There's two of them there. There was a really.
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  Speaker 8: Bad one there, and it got wider and wider, like
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  Speaker 8: it was a crep. And it made me think, that
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  Speaker 8: is all of New York? How much surface area of
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  Speaker 8: New York is covered in rat carcass? Because at some
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  Speaker 8: point you just keep running it over, keep running it over,
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  Speaker 8: it just becomes part. I don't think it's all getting
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  Speaker 8: picked up by the wheel, so it's just getting beaten
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  Speaker 8: into the ground. And at some point it becomes one
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  Speaker 8: uniform sort of pace, like you.
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  Speaker 1: Said, yes, and you can't even tell the difference anymore.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, So what how much of New York's surface area?
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be it's got to be up to
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  Speaker 1: fifty percent or of the of the streets. I think
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  Speaker 1: fifty of the streets, like the paved streets, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: like twenty percent of the sidewalks has and I think
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  Speaker 1: you know how in Chicago, They're like there's two seasons,
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  Speaker 1: construction season and everything else. In New York, I think
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  Speaker 1: there's two seasons. I think it's dead rat season and
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  Speaker 1: dead bird season. Dead birds are in the summertime, and
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  Speaker 1: I think dead bird season is completely over. Now the
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  Speaker 1: rats can kind of go outside and they are being
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  Speaker 1: fine mode down. I'm losing you guys here.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen a dead rat or a dead bird
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  Speaker 4: in the city.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're you got your head in your fucking.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't go outside.
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  Speaker 4: No, but this street does get fucking This is where
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  Speaker 4: the rats are the safest. They thrive on this street
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  Speaker 4: every night.
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  Speaker 1: Taking pictures of rats.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, every night you just sit here and you just
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  Speaker 4: hear them outside, just fucking causing a ruckus.
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  Speaker 1: Playing dice, getting their shootouts over fucking arguments. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have a question for you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Just for like four hours on end and I'm just standing,
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little looking out the window, like banging on
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  Speaker 4: the window. Yeah, what the hell is going on? How
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  Speaker 4: are they that loud? They're a loud dude. They make
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  Speaker 4: sounds loud enough that like a human like you could
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  Speaker 4: be mistaken with a human noise. That's how loud they are.
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  Speaker 4: They're going through the trash and you can hear them
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  Speaker 4: from in my apartment rustling in the trash, trash away.
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  Speaker 1: Those might be raccoons. No, it's rats.
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  Speaker 8: Are you sure, dude?
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  Speaker 4: When I walk down the street, like if I if
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  Speaker 4: I'm walking home late at night, I'll walk in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of the road.
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  Speaker 8: But because I can't be on the side, I just
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  Speaker 8: don't have the ability to lift the lid of the
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  Speaker 8: trash can, whereas the raccoons they have these wily disposable thumbs.
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  Speaker 1: Disposable, they're not. There's no trash cans here, though.
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  Speaker 8: Those raccoons lift that lid and then they immediately throw
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  Speaker 8: their thumbs away.
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  Speaker 1: They screw and they grow another one.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what do you think would happened if you called
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  Speaker 4: a fucking uh if you called like an animal control
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  Speaker 4: because there was like a dying rat on the street there,
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  Speaker 4: please come save.
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  Speaker 1: You think there is even animal control in New York?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know bears due we got bears here, that's Jersey.
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  Speaker 8: Why is New York the city where our homeless don't
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  Speaker 8: have the good camping gear that they do in other cities?
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  Speaker 1: Because in some cities they get it for free. They do, yes,
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  Speaker 1: is ari I just dishing out. They go dumpster diving
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  Speaker 1: in ARII.
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  Speaker 4: The regester as homeless. It comes with like a fifty
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  Speaker 4: percent off ARII gift card lifetime.
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  Speaker 1: Like how bakeeries throw out all the bread at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the day, just throws out this.
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  Speaker 8: Score text has worn off and we're not even we're
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  Speaker 8: not even selling this model anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's actually true, but I do
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  Speaker 4: want to say I think in Portland there they might
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  Speaker 4: get like actual tents from the government.
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  Speaker 8: Bro In DC, all the homeless are in top of
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  Speaker 8: the line camping gear. They know how to camp.
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  Speaker 4: They're like in Himalayan they are.
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  Speaker 8: They are BiVO whack, yeah, and they know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 8: They're they're they've got those little propane heaters yep. And
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  Speaker 8: when they run out of actual food, they melt down
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  Speaker 8: like the wax casing of whatever jars they had and
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  Speaker 8: eat the wax.
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  Speaker 4: They have like fucking crampons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, they don't have to go to Patagonia. They're
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  Speaker 1: in Pedagony. Oh yeah, they're wearing a Patagonia this and
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  Speaker 1: they're fucking I mean, it's pretty stylish. I think that
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  Speaker 1: people will someday romanticize those that style of homelessness, like
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  Speaker 1: they romanticize hobo's ride in the rails with a bindle
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  Speaker 1: on a stick, eating a can of beans or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. I think it's I think we're living in
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  Speaker 1: the glory days of homelessness right now.
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  Speaker 8: You do in some ways, does that because I don't
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  Speaker 8: think do you think that conditions for homeless are gonna
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  Speaker 8: get worse or we're gonna solve the problem.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's gonna get worse. But I also think, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I think this is not the prime time for homeless
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  Speaker 4: dude Likes ago, fifty years ago, people were the homeless
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: duds were all walking around in three piece suits.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: That's because every.
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: Available yeah that was.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Great, was in pursuit of happiness.
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: He looks good even though he was homeless.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, that's that is similar to what I'm talking about.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: But right now, dude, back then, you couldn't even tell
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: the difference between a homeless dude and just a fucking
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: cool ass guy.
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: Right right, swaggy dude.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Ten, technology is so through the roof and it's so accessible,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Like downtown Los Angeles, there's just rows and there's just
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: so many overpasses, so little government interference and being homeless
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: or like, no, no, we have to let these homeless
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: people spread their wings and give them a chance to
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: really enjoy their homelessness.
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: It's gotten really bad, and everyone always says that, and
• 15:33
  Speaker 8: I tend not to let that stand because I think
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: everyone just likes to get hysterical about the homeless problem.
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: But I now bother me on the subway. Now, I
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: would say there's like, of the last five subway rides
• 15:49
  Speaker 8: I've been on, two of them had a belligerent homeless guy,
• 15:54
  Speaker 8: one of whom got maced by a woman.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It's always the women with the.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: She pulled out and she had it and she was like,
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: don't do any company closer, and he started spitting, but
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: he was trying to speak, and there was just spittle
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: and spew coming from his mouth, and then she she
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: gassed him.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Amacing someone on a train, that's gonna be like, there's.
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: Gotta be some Luckily I was getting off.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's gotta that's.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: What else you see something like that, You're not gonna
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: get hard.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Luckily I was getting off at that point, so I
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: was able to leave shortly after. I had just finished
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: with the familiar taste of pepper spray.
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she she had, he had got off.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: If I'm being maced, he he was, he was.
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: He was shining the flashlight in everyone's eyes as he
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: walked by them on the train. What he came out
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: and brought it right to here.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: That is like, that is a funny move though, that
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: that that's just annoying enough to like ruin someone's whole day. Well,
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: it was just super just to be just to be
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: like sitting on a train and some dude just flashes
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: a bright light in her face, like, ah, what.
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: The fuck was after she sprayed the mace at him,
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: he saw it coming, so he kind of covered. Yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: and then she got off the train. I got off
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: the train, and he got off the train, and then
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: the train started moving and he chased it down the platform,
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: shining the light on the faces of the people in
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: the car that he had just vacated.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how you like people don't want you to
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: comment on homelessness, as if it's like insensitive, as if
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: like you don't want it. Like people will be like
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: it's not a it's not a bad thing. It's like
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that these people's goal is not homelessness, right,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm also curious that when outside of our office
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: there's a guy who has a blanket and a bunch
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: of technology from like two thousand and three for sale.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Who is buying? Who is buying the iPhone one? Dude? Tourists, taurists,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yes you think so.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: They come here and they're like the New York's the
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: greatest city in the world. Though you can just buy
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: an iPhone on the street like.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: This for the price of one yeah, one vial of fentanol.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's the same people that are paying to
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: take a to have a picture taken with like Mickey
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Mouse in Times Square.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the naked cowboy who's not actually naked.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who is buying some of the stuff
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: in uh? In Chinatown, I saw a clearly homeless woman
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: like she had like some cleaning solution and she was
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: selling it and she was like, I need six dollars
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: for this. I'm not taking five dollars. And she had
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: maybe like eight eight like Chinese people around her like
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like damn, you're bidding for it, Like they were surrounding
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: her like they were. It was a very good market
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: for her services and I think that's probably a good
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: place to be able to kind of you know, to
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: to really be able to flip that kind of thing.
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Was that, why'd you just why'd you just turn off
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Sports Center.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: Because it's too distracting. We were watching football spiral through
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: the air, and we're not We're not engaging with each
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: other at level.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Josh is getting fucking wrecked.
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: You can't uphold the level of tic tac toe conversation
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: that we're having here that people have come to expect.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I was enjoying it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: Well that's the problem.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: You started drooling a little bit, and I was like,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: oh shit, sass is glazed though over that.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: We need you unhappy present.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: No, but I love watching ball.
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, of course who doesn't.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Man, But you also it's like you have to put
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: yourself through the periods of not watching ball. You have
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: to go the ball again, of not seeing having ball
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: in front of you so you fully enjoy the ball.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I also wore some of my better socks today because
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I was getting dude, I was getting roasted from my
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: last socks. They're like you can smell them through.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: The People really like to roast the socks that beware,
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: people were very mad at me. Apparently the Battle of
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: the Singapore Battle of Singapore was not even close to
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: the number one most brutal gay.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: I knew that, I just didn't want to correct you.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: People were fleeming, especially with your ass. You were dunking
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: all Francis every two seconds about the Battle of the bowls.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't know difference between the Battle of the
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Balls and the Battle of the Stone.
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: I know that one has to do with you know, well,
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: they're the same.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was a trick question. You still fell into
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: my trail, but I got there. I do you want
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: to tell you a minute? Do you want some lip class? No,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: you have some chopstick by My.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Lips chapped badly they are. Yeah, it's like a little
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: snowflakes are flying off. So we'll do that to you, dude,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: suck the air right out of you.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: I asked earlier if I could borrow his stick of deodorant,
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: knowing full well he was likely to be the type
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: of person that would balk.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm not I'm not very I don't
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: get grossed out by things easily. That's one thing that
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan of it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I could tell that's on your floor right over there. Yeah.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan of the deodorant chairing. It's
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: just like, I don't know, the armpits are a really
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: gross area, and for me to rub it on my armpits,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: and then you to take it and then rub it
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: on your armpits, and then for me tomorrow to go
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: put it back on my arm pits. But that feels
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: like some way for some sort of disease to start spreading.
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: We could take it one of sharcouterie boar bree knife
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: and then scrape.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then I don't.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: I don't want my yodoran.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: My deodorant has been has been molded to your fit
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: my armpits, nook. Yeah, and I don't. Now I'm gonna
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: have to go in with a fucking sharp ass stick
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: of deodorant.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: What kind of stroke do you use for your deodorant?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I go like this one two done. You go up down, up,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: down down. I go down up down up.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I do a real swirl. I mean I get
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: it in there so good.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: I get I mean I cover the pits fully.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: You just do a double coat. I do like a
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: ten coat.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know it's at a certain point feels like
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: you're just rubbing around, like there's only so much deodorant
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: that you can have a.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, you're adding more and you need it if you
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: do as much activity as Ronan I do, whereas you don't,
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: maybe maybe you don't need it because you don't go
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: out anywhere.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I've also, I would have gladly shared a stick with you.
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: I think I would have too.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: There's nothing your deodoran is like using hand soap, being like, oh,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get my soap dirty?
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we're no, it's it cleans. We're not sharing.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: No, but it's not even close to like that, because
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: deodorant and hand soap, like, yeah, if you wanted to
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: use my hand soap, I wouldn't be like, dude, you
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: could use my fucking ass ball. You could use my
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: ass soap.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Sharing a bar of soap in the shower knowing that
• 22:11
  Speaker 8: I might be sticking it up my butt.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, because that is something. His soap is already clean,
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: so cleaning.
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: It there can still be bad. But but I'm.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Never gonna I'm never gonna wash on your I'm never
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: gonna wash my all I'm doing. Dude, you're asking me
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: for deodorant, which means you've got stanky, sweaty pits as
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: we speak, just because I forgot to put on that. Yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: but you forget all the time. You only remember never
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: for you only remember to put on deodorant when you
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: already smell. That's why I yeah, because my arm piss
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: I drank a coffee, my armpits were actively sweating.
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: I didn't. Oh, then maybe I didn't want to borrow
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: it from you.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: So you're taking it and you're gonna rub your fucking
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: sweat all over your my deodorant and then tomorrow morning
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna wake up and rub it back onto me.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: But that is transferring.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Sweat works though.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: In my mom, in my mind, it is how it works.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But that then you should be you should be precious
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: about your ass. Soap then, yeah, my ass because it
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: soap is clean.
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: It's not it is. People don't know this, but soap
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: is actually one of the most disease carrying substances in
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: the world.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Really do you hear that from a fucking Instagram ad?
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: What do you think today is actually classified as fucking poison?
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: Why do you think people drop the soap?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Try sand our our bar? Of sand and mud as
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: God intended men to clean themselves, floated with extra testosterone.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: It's got ten thousand microbios. It's a combination of mud, sand,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and mushroom. It's a prebiotic. Your armpits will be tripping
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: out like never before. No, but if you're sticking that
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: soap up your up your dirty butthole, it has the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: same properties as your dirty armpits.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: My bar of soap legitimately enters my anus, It goes,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: it goes into my large intestine, and then.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I get it back out.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: That's how I clean my ass. It's like the inside
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: of my ass is as lean.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: As it just shoots up in there.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Like I take the bar of soap and will walk
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: in my ass and then I pick this around the
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: bathtub tries and really clean as a whistle.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: That's fucking nasty. I used to uh I when I
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I wouldn't even put bar of soap
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: to body. I would like swirl it around in my hand.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't like.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Rub myself down. That's what I do. Mostly like swirl
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it in my hand. Yeah, that's what I do, Like
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: shaped mold to my hand, and I would just but
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I would never put I would never scrub myself down
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: with the bar of soap put it inside of my asshole.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: What I do is I so when I wash, all
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I really soap down is like the you know, the
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: areas that need to be soapd down.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: What about body wash?
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: Though?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Noah funk that ship?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Why?
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. My doctor told me not to use it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It's drying you out.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: It dried me out too much, and then I got
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: a fucking pit risis, which actually I was looking up yesterday.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Apparently that was from the vaccine. Apparently it's skyrocketed after
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: the vaccine. Really, Yeah, I'm working on a lawsuit right now.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Hitters hriasis rose that. Yeah, oh you didn't.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Did you not know?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: When I had that?
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: I don't know what that is.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: He was like, had braile skin, dude, it was crazy.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: Oh you were scaly dude for like almost a year. Wow,
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: that's not fun, dude.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: It was discuss whole.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Body was covered in like up to my neck.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Gross, and it would.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Go away and then it would come back.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Gross.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Shane actually had that too, and he told me to
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: go to a sit in a UV bed.
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: Did you get it?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Because he had it, No he had he had it, No, dude,
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: I had it randomly and it was like, Dude, my
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: entire day, every day was spent just sitting on my phone.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Googling how to get it to go away, damn.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: And it's one of those things where people are like
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: try like splashing fucking leaves that have fallen off of
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: trees onto you. Like there's like just people were just throwing.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Random shit out there right right, mikes.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Olive oil and fucking hot sauce together and lather your
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: body in it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: One of the great joys in life always having a
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: nice body wash. I think that if you're using like
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: a like a very shitty type of body wash, like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be nasty. It's like not even gonna stick
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: your skin, It'll fall apart like jelly. Sometimes these cheap
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: like cleaning hygiene things are worse than using nothing like
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: speedstick deodorant, the green one you can buy the gas station.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: The smell of it makes me gag. I think it's
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: like worse than being It doesn't clean you at all,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: it doesn't deodorize you at all. But nice deodorant, nice
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: body wash, that's a fantastic joy.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: I'm back to I did that for a while, but
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: after that, after the rash, dude, I went back to
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: just fucking head and shoulders shampoo, Irish bar soap.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, people say that that's not the worst thing.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Now that that the that the Dove soap is actually
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: pretty good.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: It's gender anti bacteria, antibacterial.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, the dove is nice. Yeah, that's what I use.
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: I took an uber bar or yellow bar on Thursday.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna move past that white. I don't think we
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: need to talk about that anymore. I took an uber
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: on Thursday and the driver was from an African country.
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: His name is Mama Do and he it was so nice.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: I had a very I have a very nice super driver. Nice,
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: but a terrible driver.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Oh me too, dude, this is literally the exact same story.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Just let me finish, yeah, and then we'll decide if
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: we want to.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Mine's funny too, here yours probably funnier.
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: So he did that thing that some up uber drivers
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: do where he would accelerate and then jam on the brakes,
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: and even even when you get to the almost like
• 27:42
  Speaker 8: when a dog is about to throw up and you're's
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: in the car.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You're doing the pine Grove shuffle in the back. Oh
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: And nothing enrages me more than that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: You would get to a stop sign or a traffic
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: get to a traffic light, be red light, would be
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: the first car in line, and he would go forward
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: an inch.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Stop, yeah, inch stop, like he was trying to time it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It's making me nauseous trying to get a rolling start.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: But again, it's like, dude, you can see on the
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: adjacent walk sign the fucking countdown. Why aren't you just
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: timing based off of that fourteen thirteen stop? We still
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: have to wait forever. He's inching, dog, he's trying to.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: If I'm remembering correctly, though, the lights in DC are long.
• 28:26
  Speaker 8: No, this was in New York.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, this was in New York.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Now, DC does have like the minutes like fifty sixty
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: second wave really long.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: So we we I'm driving with him, and I'm thinking,
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: can I say something to him about, hey, man, I
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: have a sensitive stomach or something. Is there any chance
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: that you could try to be a little more consistent
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: with your stops and starts a little.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Him against Americans? I wondered he'd be like, fuck these guys,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: this is this is.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: How crazy it was this guy had over whatever, like
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: eight thousand rides. Yeah, he is an Uber all star
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: Face of the company, Hall of Famer four point nine
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: to six. He's gonna have a pension, He's gonna fucking have.
• 29:14
  Speaker 8: He was the first driver for Ruber, And I look,
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: I started, I've never done this before, but I started
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: looking up past reviews to see how could he how
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: could he have such a high rating? If? No, if
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: if he's got this clearly, this problem with his foot twitching,
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: gas and break, gas and break, And none of the reviews,
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: not a single one had anything negative to say about this,
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: which made me wonder if either he was just doing
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: it for me or if it was a new development,
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: And can I correct this? What do you I would
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: I've never I don't know if I've ever not given
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: someone a five star review? Would you go four? Would
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: you go three?
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Four is a death sentence for you. Might as well
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: fucking shoot him in the back of the head.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: And you're giving should you just give one?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: I I think it's I don't think anyone's giving it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: You're insane if you're giving someone four or three stars.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: But I don't want to actually hurt his rating. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: liked the guy. Yeah, he had that nice voice. He
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: was sweet. He was a sweet graveler. Sounds like, are
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: you missed, Afis. That's not quite it, but you get
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: the idea. We're on the hunt there, so yeah probably
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: probably Yeah, Yeah, that sounds.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Like But I think I have a theory of what
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: it was. That's that's Japanese.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever time I try and do an accent, it's
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: just whatever comes to my head first.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Miss Duff. Francis, that's closest, closer to what we were
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: You got it, but it was more gravelly it was.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: It was.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Going to the airport. Yeah, no again, Yeah, I can't
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: make but it was pretty goods big things.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: That's are you mister Ross?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: It was true.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: That doesn't even sound like anything. That sounds like you're
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: doing a mix of Japanese and African.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: Which is fine. It can happen.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Happen, Francis. I have a theory of what was going
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: on here. I think that sometimes there is a shared
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Uber account between multiple people and it's not always the
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: same driver, and sometimes the driver is brand new and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: he's just jumping on his brother's account.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Wow, and it's just.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Like okay, because some of the guys, it's like, it's
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: clearly you're learning to drive.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I know that's the thing because when I was in Chicago,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: I had an ober driver, the Syrian dude who he
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: like shared the car with someone else.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: But that's confusing because on the driver's profile, it was
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: the picture of him.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Oh it was him, Yeah, probably just changed the profile picture.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: Come on, that takes a log in. They're not doing that.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I could see could he could he have all? Did it?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Was it exactly him? Or did it look kind of
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: like or question?
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: You know, it's a good question.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Could could it have been his cousin?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: All?
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: I could see I was looking at him through the
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: rear the mirror, you know what I mean. Yeah, so
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: I only kind of got the eyes.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: And some ethnically African countries have similar face shapes. For example,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: my friend from Ethiopia. I can tell other Ethiopians because
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: they kind of look like him. There's like an e
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: face shape. And I'll get in a cab sometime and
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I like if or I'll be I'll go to a
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: restaurant or run into somebody on the street and I'll
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: be like, hey, are you are you Ethiopian? And they'll
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: be super impressed that I recognized I'm from Harlem. Actually, no,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: that's never I've always been exactly right. They've always been
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: either Ethiopian or from a retreal.
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: Wow, that's pretty good. You must be Ethiopian, right from
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: the Bronx, the capital of Ethiopia.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're locked in and they speak, I'm Harrick
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: WHOA went there one time and it was beautiful.
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: That is cool. So my uber driver yesterday, rough country.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: They're in trouble.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: It was it was before all that they had actually
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: just elected their Obama at the time, and they were like,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: this guy is gonna lead it. And then like six
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: months or a year after I was there there, Obama
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: had led them into civil war. He turned out to
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: be there. Abraham Lincoln might he might have suffered the same, right,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, if he suffered the same fate.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Were you about to say?
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: My uber driver yesterday was a lift Lithuanian man. He
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: was very nice as well, and he but dude, he
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: was killing me. Like I was laughing the whole time.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: But he was doing that thing. My dad does this,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: does this when he's driving where he makes a joke
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: and then he turns around to see if you're laughing,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: and I'm looking up and we're like swerving into the
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: other like oncoming traffic.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was funny.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: He was, uh, what kind of jokes are we talking about?
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: He was telling me about he went to Northwestern and
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: he said that he got into all the fraternities and
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: he was like, I didn't understand why I was getting
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: into all these fraternities. He's like, and then I found
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: out it was because I drink beer very fast. And
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: he gave me this whole backstory. He said, when he
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: was growing up, they had a garden in his in
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: his yard, and he said that his mom would leave
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: a pot out filled with water and he would chug
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: the water all day. And then he said he came
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: to America and he was drinking beer. As he said,
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: he would drink it like he was drinking the pot
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: of water, and he would just suck down the beer.
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: Why was he drinking water out of the flower pot?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Because he said that the material in a flower pot,
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I guess it doesn't absorb heat well, so it stays
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: cold longer.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's fascinating.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he did give me that whole break. Now, while
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: we were at the airport when we were in the park,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: get out and I'm trying to get out and he's like,
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: so then the pod See the pod it doesn't really
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: absorb the heats actually have a unique property.
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Are you sure that he didn't go to Northeastern?
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: No, he said Northwestern because Western is a good school.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: And then I said, my sister went to Northwestern.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: I feel like he was lying. I feel like all
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: of this wasn't true.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: No, he would do.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: It was a long drive and we had a good
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: jet high five after.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like he could just be an engineer like
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: everybody else that went to north.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: He lived in New York and he did uh what
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: did he do? Something? Something with numbers? And he lived
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: here for seven years and then he moved to the
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Midwest because his wife's family lives there.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I hate the Midwest.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, this is Saint Louis. Yes see, that's the thing
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: you came to get people with top graduate degrees and stuff,
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: the highest educated people in the world driving for uber
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: interesting outside of New York City.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Did you ask him what he majored in Northwestern? Uh? No,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: see would have got he went?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: He went to Northwestern and then he got his graduate
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: degree at two lane.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, so he's in deep, deep debt. Probably that's gotta
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: be why he's so he's driving uber because he's trying
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to shovel out from fucking mountains of debt, because Fannie
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: May is fucking bending his ass over and sticking it
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to him, almost as if he had dropped the soap. Yeah, Francis,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: like you said earlier.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: It's impossible to drop a soap when it's inside of
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: your ass.
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: Oh you can, you can. You just need to cough.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Look to the left and drop the soap.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Should we do an ad? Let's do this pie wine
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: ad pie wine. Hold on, I'm gonna piss real quick,
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: and then we'll do it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: What the hell, get the hell up? And if you
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: figure this shit out, No, no, me and Francis will
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: keep on talking. Dude, we don't need you here to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: carry the guy. It actually might go It might It
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: might be more seamless without your here.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: It's a good idea.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Francis and I did just have a podcast back in
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the day. Should we talk about something super air you
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: dit that he wouldn't understand?
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: Yes? Or maybe like, are you familiar with Schrodinger's cat.
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Of course, what a phenomenal theory, that is, what a
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: wonderful thought experiment. Yeah, I think how deep have you
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: gone on that? Looking into that?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I think I have a base level understanding that things
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: exist only if you acknowledge their existence.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Basically, yeah, right.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Or like things can exist in the in the in
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: the possibility without you, without you delving into whether we
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: why don't you say what exactly.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: You're You're right there? The I think what the the
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: idea is that, like, things can exist in multiple states
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: at the same time, because we don't it's our own
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: perception that it will actually define what state it's in.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: So the idea was that you had a cat in
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: a box, and in the box was this like radioactive poison,
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: and at some point timer or whatever might go off
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: which would release the poison. But we don't know. We
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: don't know, we can't see inside the box, and so
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: you open up what's in the box? Back to pie wine,
• 38:13
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• 38:16
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• 38:23
  Speaker 8: We'll put this up on our city bike home over
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: the rat carcasses.
• 38:27
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• 38:31
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  Speaker 1: Cheers, cheers, freaking cheers, freaking cheers. Bro Yeah, fucking Schrodinger's
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Fat comes and sits back down next to us.
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: The idea of a cat. You know about Schrodinger's cat.
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: You ever heard of this? No, I haven't, So there's
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: a it's a thought experiment.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: The idea is that there's a cat in a box
• 40:40
  Speaker 8: with some radioactive poison. At some point, the poison may
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: or may not have gone off, But in order for
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: us to know whether or not it's gone off, we
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: have to open the box, at which point we may
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: see the cat has died, right okay, But given that
• 40:55
  Speaker 8: we don't know observing the box whether the cat is
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: alive or dead in that box, the idea is that
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: the cat can exist in two possible states at one time.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: This is a quantum mechanics idea. The idea is that
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: there is a possibility that there's a world where the
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: cat is alive and there's a world where the cat
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: is dead, and the two things are true at once.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: And in fact, it is the act of us opening
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: the box and observing the state that the cat is
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: in which determines the reality. In extending beyond that, you
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: could say that we, as observers, in opening the box
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: and seeing that the cat is dead, we have killed
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: the cat. I get it because we introduced into the
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: world the reality this possibility. We chose its fate by saying,
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: I observe this cat is being dead. Therefore that is true.
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: It is us that has made that happen.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Think are the fallacies A tree falls in the woods
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: and no one's around to hear it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Kind of I'll allow that, But I think that in
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: the Ringer's Hat thought experiment, we're only considering our reality.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: In the cat's reality, the cat died when the cat died,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: but in our reality, we're determining whether the cat is
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: alive or whether the cat is dead.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: Hmmm, I had I don't. I have no idea what
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: that means.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Like the cat is the cat died when the cat
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: died and we don't know if it died. Yeah, we
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: don't know. But the cat in its reality died when
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: it died or didn't die when it didn't die. Sure,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: and so we're talking about our realization of the death
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: or life of the cat. But for the cat itself,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: this is tricky.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: I guess that's true. I don't know if we care
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: about the cat because it's a cat.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: See what is the cat? What kind of cat are
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: we talking?
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: Let's call it one of those ones that has uh
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: is it fluffy?
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Is it naked? Because if it's naked, it's dead the
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: whole time. To me, Yeah, I'm not even checking the
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: box joined cat.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: A furless cat naked? What you mean? Yeah, that's what
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: they're called.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: They're called naked.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Siamese cat. I thought that? Isn't that a Siamese cat?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: A cat likes worth from Austin Powers.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yes, a cat from Burma. If it's one of those
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: cats that looks like foreskin. Those ones are expensive, dude,
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: did you know that they're very expensive? It's one of
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: those ball sack cats. Then I'm not even opening the box.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: I'm not a huge Having said that, when I get
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: a new haircut and I do a skin fade, I
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: love to run my fingers up my sideburns where there's
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: only the faintest hint, the faintest hint.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Couldn't you just shave a cheap cat and make it
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: one of those cats?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: You probably could, but you're gonna run out of We're
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: gonna run through a lot of razors they're growing back there.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: And there's you're gonna run through a lot of cat
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: sedatives because there's no way the cat is just going
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: to be allowing you to shave it every head.
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: That's true. Ever since, ever since fucking Bill Cosby made
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: it cool cat sedatives had.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: To find that Spanish fly for the cats. I wouldn't
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: mind popping a cat sedative, though.
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Cat sedative Guy has been dry for weeks.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That yeah, you only can get the horse horse sedatives. Ketamine.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about right now is ketemine.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: You guys, ever do ketamine. I've never done it now.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Definitely has Ron's done every set of drones and like
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: Gorilla set it.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: What's the what's the what's the sensation for about?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: For Kenmin? Basically just took like the horizon from like
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: being right here and it put it down here and good?
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: Did it make you feel like?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I've never been in a K hole? But it felt
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: it wasn't you for it, but it was great. It
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: felt great.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: I imagine a K hole is like in Get Out
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: when he goes and he falls down of the.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: Chair, the exact same. It's still watching.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yourself from like a TV screen that's a mile away.
• 44:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that seems scary. Sometimes that'll happen in my dreams.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Speaking of what that's what it feels like when I
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: drink too much and then I and then I go
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: to bed.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: I had such a bad dream last night that Brendan
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: Clancy died. I almost texted Kevin this morning to ask
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: if his brother was okay, but then I realized that
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: would be ridiculous.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be weird. That's dream into existence. Yeah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: you Schrodinger's cat at his fucking brother. Can you imagine, honestly, bro,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: that is that in that dream. It was Schrodinger's cat
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: type of situation. Yeah, he was both alive and dead
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: in your reality.
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: Now do you guys know about Aukham's razor?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I do not.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: I like these because of their names.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Most it's the simplest solution is the the most.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: Usually, the simplest solution is the correct one. Right, isn't
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: that Okham's razor?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never heard of that, Yeah it is.
• 45:37
  Speaker 8: Why do you think it's called Oukham's razor?
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: The simplest solution is the correct.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: Usually, like, yeah, it's it's Usually detectives will say something
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: like that, like the thing we think is the most
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: obvious reason for why this thing happened is probably the right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Way is probably it's probably great to frame people for crimes.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: If if that's like, if they're only using Akham's razor,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: it's like, okay, make it seem like fucking Kevin killed
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Brendan Clancy and then like like leave like a note,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: and it's like, well.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Well, that's why they always go with the husband, because
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: if like a lady dies, because it's it's statistically it's
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: almost always the husband, right, right, right, I just watched
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: this fucking show The Night Of You.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: That show was terrible.
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: Oh no, you're wrong.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: I thought it was not good at all.
• 46:21
  Speaker 8: Not enjoy that one.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I watched Unbelievable, and then I watched The Night Of,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: and I thought Unbelievable was light years ago.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Dude. Night Of is way better. In the fact, when
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: you started talking about your scaly skin, I immediately thought.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Thought of that guy with Who's.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Got Yeah, he's amazing.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: I thought was good too. Though I thought it was.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I just didn't like it, dude. It was just so slow,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: and then the ending was just so anti like that
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: nothing happened. They didn't even prove him innocent or guilty.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: They were just like, funk this, I'm bored.
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: They did prove him innocent.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: No, they took a vote and the jury didn't. They
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: had six six split and then they were like gets
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: off or not. No, it wasn't not guilty. They asked
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: the people that were charging him and were like, do
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: you want Yeah, they dropped the charges.
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: They know.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: They were like, do you want to just resume this
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: at another time and they were like no, we're not.
• 47:06
  Speaker 8: They're like getting off.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: They're like, but it was never proven innocent or guilty
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: off for murder.
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: Because the because the because the defense, excuse me, the
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: prosecution is like, we've seen enough. We don't actually think
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: we can win this case. Yeah, by And that's as
• 47:19
  Speaker 8: a as someone being convicted of murder murder, that is
• 47:24
  Speaker 8: as good as a not guilty verdi.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wouldn't you rather get it not guilty? Because now
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: you're going back and they're like, well, I guess the
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: case just didn't work out.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: So he's on the streets now.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I want I'd want that fucking stamp like you you
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: didn't do it.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: I don't know, man, because I.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Mean they show him and he comes back and everyone's like,
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: that's the fucking dude.
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: That's probably because he's got neck tattoos and spent time
• 47:43
  Speaker 8: a riker.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's aded to crack. And that's the that's
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: the part of the show that I didn't like. It
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: was him like becoming a crackhead.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: It was like and.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Then and then did he why did he become a crackhead?
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: And why did he gain twenty pounds of muscle? You
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: don't think that's how crack work.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Do you know how much fitter I would be if
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I went and you smoked crack.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, dude, crackheads lose weight at like the fastest
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: pace of all time. But the food and he's smoking crack.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: He's eating three hundred calories a day. Car behind gains
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: thirty pounds of muscle. The first episode he's walking around,
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: he looks like me, and then the second episode he's
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: walking around he looks like you. But in that time,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: this period, he started eating less and smoking crack, like
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: car Lean.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: They're always like lean and have like six packs, but
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that's usually from like coughing.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but this dude was lean when he went into prison.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: And then he leaves prison and he's fucking jacked. He
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: looks like the fucking rock looks like Mark Wahlberg in
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: The Fighter.
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: All Right, honest question to both of you, honest question,
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: could you achieve a successful murder where not only not
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: only did not you certainly don't get convicted for, but
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: nobody even suspects you. You don't even end up in court.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Uh. And you're not saying that.
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: I'm not talking about homeless guy, you know where You're
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: talking about like a person, Yeah, a person.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Of society that you know. Do you know them or
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you don't know them, You don't have to necessarily know
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: them well, because they say that there's also that sistic
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: where most murders that happen they know each other.
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: Well, then you guys probably are gonna want to choose
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: someone you don't know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Uh in New York City? No, I don't think I
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: would come close because there's everything is videotaped.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: So where do you think you'd have to go to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: be able to be successful at it?
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, if I went out to the sticks, if
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I went out to like fucking Yosetami or some shit
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Yosetamine.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: Is that the Yosemite National Park?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: How is it pronounced Yosemite? Yosemite?
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: Sorry?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: My bad stupid, aren't I? Yeah?
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I would go out there and I would just kill someone,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: and I would just dump their body in a river.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Dude, killing a hiker? Killing a hiker does sound You
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: could kill a hiker.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Have any idea there'd be no trace of you being.
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: There if you killed the hiker, would you put claws
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: on your fingers to make it look like it happened
• 50:10
  Speaker 8: from a saber tooth tiger or a mountain like?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, I would literally kill the hiker and then just
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: throw them down a cliff and someone would find them
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: like six hundred years later.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but then someone's gonna find your boot marks and
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: then check out who bought red Wing boots nearby, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: they'd find that the store had a record of you,
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: and then they'd check the tapes and all of a sudden, Hey,
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: we're on the hunt for a guy wearing a north
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: faced beanie and mismatched socks who won't let anyone else
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: borrow the fucking deodorant.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Dude, all I would go to a fucking good will
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: and buy hiking boots.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Or letting someone Letting someone use your deodorant, like gives
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: you the plausible deniability of mixed DNA.
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: That's your alibi, right, Francis.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Is DNA on your deodoran some of yours, And it's like, well,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: it could have been either of us hitting on me.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: It's beyond a reasonable Someone.
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: Plucks an orange armpit hair from your deyoda and all
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: of a sudden, you're off the hook.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think the whole I think that
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I think it's a common it's a it's a topic
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: that people like to discuss, so like I could get
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: away with murder if I really wanted to do it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: But I think you don't know how you're going to
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: react once you actually kill someone. That's when you get sloppy.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: How many murders do you think you could get away with?
• 51:15
  Speaker 8: How many.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: On the Appalachian Trail? Twelve? Yeah? Everyone, I see, and
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you're getting away with it. Yeah, you're just on the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Appalachian Trail just claiming people and you go to a
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: busy collecting tag and you kill thirteen people and nothing
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: comes of it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I think you have to be really really deep on
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the Appalachian Trail. But people just disappear in the Appalachian
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Trail all the time.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Do people disappear in every single National park?
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: But look at that Gabby Potito because they were recording
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: YouTube videos together before. Oh, you're right, and then there
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: was like multiple people stopped while.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: He was like wailing on her in the back of
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: their van, and then they drove off.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Francis, I think you could get through the act
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: of the murder.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Francis would be putting up Hitler numbers.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: People give me way too much credit.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: No, I'm saying at the after the murder, you could
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: do But afterwards, you would I think, uh, not only
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: feel guilty, but under the uh interrogation, I don't know
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: how well you'd hold it together.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I don't think you would hold it well. I think
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: you think Gilts would really eat at you what you'd
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: be calling me, and you'd.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Be like, I just don't feel great about what I did.
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: How do you how do you beat the interrogation? You
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: just say lawyer, lawyer, Laurier, lawyer fifth fit it five
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: five five?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Are you stupid? Control? Which you got to control your body?
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Lane Whig because they've all watched lie to me and
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: so they know where your eyes are darting, and they
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: know if you're crossing your eyes or if you're taking
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: their food and stuff like that, that you're gonna be
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: that you're gonna be guilty. I think you've got to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: watch a bunch of episodes of interrogations. Yeah, but you
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: gotta do it from a VPN. But because they're going
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to look up your yeah, your search history.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: I think that would be so bad an interrogation that
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: if I was completely innocent for any case, I would
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: go in and they'd be like, yeah, he's definitely the
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: one that did it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, But here's the thing, right, crumble. You can just
• 53:16
  Speaker 8: say lawyer and then they say, well, now we think
• 53:19
  Speaker 8: he's guilty because he asked for a lawyer. But it
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: doesn't matter what the detectives.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I watched the night of a couple nights ago.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: It doesn't matter what the detectives think. It matters what
• 53:27
  Speaker 8: the jury thinks.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's just a toxic detectives use.
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: Can they tell the jury he asked for a lawyer
• 53:35
  Speaker 8: the second we brought him in here?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I can't say they can hold that against you in anyway.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: No, that's your legal right.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: I think even if I were not guilty and I
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: got brought in for an interrogation of a murder, I'd
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: immediately ask for a lawyer.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: No, if I was not guilty, I would want to
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: cooperate so much that I proved it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: I like to please men, so I might do the same.
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: And in fact, I might want to do that so
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: much that I would implicate myself.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: And you make it look like you were guilty because
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: you tried to please the men so.
• 54:07
  Speaker 8: Much, I'd want to stick around longer. They'd be like,
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: do you want a coffee? And I'd be like, any
• 54:10
  Speaker 8: chance you can get a nice oatmel Clotte with an
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: extra shot of espresso.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: You would be like the Central Park five, you get
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it like they get a false confession out of you
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: because you just wanted to like make them happy with
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: the situation.
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: And that's happened before.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: It happens always time Netflix.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: Talk about a guy who was like falsely admitting to
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: crimes he didn't commit, and it cleared up all the
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: open cases at that place and they were so thrilled
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: about it. But and then everyone was like, dude, there's
• 54:36
  Speaker 8: this guy here. We have this guy.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't in fucking Oklahoma when fourteen broad
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: bodies were went missing.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: But does for like for like the Brooklyn five thing
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: or the Central Park five, Uh, that's one that I
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: would be like throwing it around, being like I fucking
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: know it. But the Night of thing, I mean, dude,
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: don't you think that case was such a closed case
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: right off the bat? That person's just driving away with
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: the hood of their car open or the trunk. Don't
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: you think that? Don't you think that you would that
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: that would have that was so open and closed that
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: they that wouldn't even have.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Like dawned to trial no, I don't agree.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: You don't agree.
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, dude, here's what do you mean That he
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: didn't do it?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: No, that he did do it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I know he didn't do it supposedly, even though we
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: never even find out if he did it.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: The problem is that he They were like, plead guilty
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: because you are not going to win, and he was like,
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: I didn't do this. I'm not pleading guilty.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: You think the jury in real life would have voted
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: six to six that in no way he was with
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: the girl. He stabbed the girl consensually, and then she
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: woke up the next morning and said, like a hundred
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: kniphounds around.
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: I can't remember exactly why they were able to switch
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: some of the jury's mind to I don't know. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: didn't like, but sure, right, your point is valid. I
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: think that, like you know, in the real world, is
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: going to jail for life you find the murder weapon
• 56:02
  Speaker 8: on the person.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he flee the scene, end of it. He asked
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: the cops if she was dead before even before he
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: was even supposed to know what happened.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: This is something, by the way, this is all fiction,
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: moves us towards another point which I've been meaning to
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: ask you both for a long time. Yeah. In the
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: Sopranos or other the mom shows, they'll kill a guy
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: with a gun and then they leave the gun at
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: the scene. And I looked up why they do that.
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: You've seen the Sopranos.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I have not. I've seen and stuff.
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: Guys are in for a treat.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, so what what?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: What? What?
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: What happens?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Why do they do that?
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: I looked it up, and they tell them leave the gun,
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: don't bring the gun. And the reason is that if
• 56:44
  Speaker 8: they were to be found later holding the gun, then
• 56:47
  Speaker 8: the murder weapon is on the pert body and then
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: that's the case is wrapped. But I always thought, well,
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: they're not using gloves, and they're doing it in front
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: of witnesses. Isn't it easy to then pick up the
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: murder weapon and then take the fingerprints?
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: Well, when do those movies take place in wines in
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: the nineties, it is so DNA testing was well available. Yeah,
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude. I think those mob movies, like,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know, an American gangster Denzel Washington shoots a
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: dude in the head in broad daylight on a busy
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: street and nothing happens because he's like running because he
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: like runs the city, right, So I think that's probably
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: an aspect to it.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Give us a little Denzel, What did you say when
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: he did it?
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: What happens in that one? He like puts the jar
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: in the guy's check with the guy, Yeah, give us
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: the money you owe me type of ship. Now what
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: did he say? I don't know what.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: He's a salt shaker.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: He's at.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes and he dumps out all the sugar,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: the salt or whatever from the restaurant.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: And then he's like twenty percent. He's asking for a percentage.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: And then he pulls out the gun and the other
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: dude's like, you're gonna shoot me in broad daylight?
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: He's like, you're gonna shoot me in front of all
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: these people, and then he just blows his head off.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: His brothers are watching.
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: He's pretty good. And then he goes and then he
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: goes right back restaurant.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great fucking movie. That's a good movie,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: But it was probably scary to live through the eighties
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: in New York. Imagine if we were podcasting in the
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty in New York.
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: Well, I think we're heading back towards that time. And
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: is there any part of you guys that thinks this
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: is great that our city is devolving into such a
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: bad state, such a lawless place, that we will be
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: able to tell our children that we lived through it.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: What makes you think that it's going to evolve back
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: into the much?
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: I just think we're heading that way. I think with
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: all the people on the subways getting maced, all the
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: rat carcasses that you have to run over to get home,
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: we're not far off.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: But that shit was a that's probably like a utopian
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: society compared to the eighties when three thousand people a
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: year were getting murdered. Now like like two hundred and
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: fifty people a year get murdered at New York.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Murder rate is down, But that can't be true to
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: two fifty a million people in New York.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: Bro only it's only likes, it's only that many, maybe
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: like three hundred.
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: Murder rates way low.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: That's awesome.
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: Not in Chicago though, I think it's still pretty high there.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Most people get killed. Yeah, it's like a fifty percent
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: of citizens. I'm not moving out there killed.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: Office person that's gonna get killed.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Murdered, Yeah, who do you think, Oh, Nick, it's got
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: to be probably right. Nick is always he's always up
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: for murder. Yeah, to get murdered, not to be the murderer,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: first one to murder. Also, Nick, but smoke.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Nicky smokes.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: You think, Oh yeah, I could see him killing a
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: hook or something, dumping sack and hooker or something like that.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: Like a limitless situation where he's gonna wake up and
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: he's not even gonna remember it happening.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like Stumble out of his Chicago office with
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: rings of cocaine around his nose. I woke up this
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: morning still had cocaine in my nose. How about him
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: getting fucking nominated for all those awards?
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Who jelly roll? Yeah jr.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: He's nominated for two Grammys. Yeah, now he's nominated for everything.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: Have you got?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: You got?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: Hit him on the pod right, That's.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Why the fucking windshields bigger than the than.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: The rear view, man, that's cool.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: That's how my buddy kept on sam while we were
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: playing Fortnite the other day, so he kept on losing.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: That's why the windshields biggest, The rear shields bigger than
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: the rearview. Is he referencing that Yeah, yeah, he's.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Right, though, Jelly Roll is thirty nine years old and
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: fucking doing all that shit.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Jelly Roll's the man chilling with Burt Kreischer and Ship.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah that means yeah, that's that's how you know he's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: the fucking man. He's fully loaded roll in Christ in
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: one room. Holy on the wall. Holy, imagine the beers
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: getting deleted in that room. The only thing you need
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: is Dana beer to that situation, Lenny, Yeah, they're going
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: dream blunt rotation Glennie Balls, Burt Kreischer and Jelly Roll.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Dana beers for sure, Sprinkling beers for sure.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: On that one.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: They could probably drink one hundred beers in an hour
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: before of them.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: Oh easily, Heroes of.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Mone there goes my hero.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Pat was tweeting yesterday about how he drank sixteen bud
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: Lights on Saturday.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: And then Dan and Beers came back with a picture
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: of twenty.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: He was, Dude, that's not that like I've done that.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: I did twenty two.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: Come on, dude, drinking thirty beers in a day is.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: I put down twenty two with the day my sister
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: graduated high school.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Because you're so goddamn said that she had it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: My cousin told me that she could drink more than me,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: and we started drinking at one pm, and then she
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: went home at seven pm.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I was not worth it A
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: six pack?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I was like, well I can't. I'm
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: either going well, then it gets to the point where
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: it's like I can't. I'm either gonna keep drinking or
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: stop drinking and go to bed. And it was seven pm,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: so I just just keep drinking and I drank the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: full eighteen pack and then I started throwing downs just
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: miscellaneous beers that we had.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: In the house.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I was I drank eighteen bud lights and then I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: dived into fucking like I there was like a bottled
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Guinness Extra stout and then like a fess Sam Adams
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Mike's hard.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: How are those going down? How are you drinking?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: At that point that.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Was when I took two weeks off of drinking after
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: because then I woke My mom woke me up at
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: like ten am the next morning to help her move something,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: and she was like, you must feel real. She first
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: of all, she came up to my room and she
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: was like, did you have people over last night. I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: was just downstairs. I was downstairs watching kill Tony on
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: the TV. I don't know, dude, I'm.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: The next morning must have looked like when they opened
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: up a bag of marked bills. Oh yeah, just like
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: just fucking just had nasty splatter. That's fucking uh, that's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. But you're probably like, mom, I'm fucking preparing
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: for the case race now. I literally.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: That was the reason that they were concerned was I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: wasn't hung over at all. I woke up the next
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: morning just fine.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Just got up and hopped to it.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: But I'm not. I'm not.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: Uh, I'm I'm really getting close to just quitting drinking forever.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: I can't deal with the hangovers anymore.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: To do such a fucking joke, What are you talking about?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know why everyone's everyone says this when I drink.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: Every when I say this, it's such a weird thing
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: to get it's a weird thing to get defensive.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: I can't handle the hangovers anymore.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: That you are me and you go when me and
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: you go out and drink, you have two cocktails.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 8: Because I drink anymore, because I'm thirty four.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I just know it's gonna it's issue.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: Keep drinking.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: It's a problem already, it's going to be it's going
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: to become a big problem at some point. Yeah, you're
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: the boy, You're the boy, cried, I just took a
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: week off, Dude, I just took a week off and
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: then I relapsed in Saint Louis.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: What are you a sponsor? You need a sponsor, a
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: sponsatic You're not, You're twenty the dramatic thing, dude.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: I drink. Like when I'm drinking, I put down like
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: one hundred beers.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: We you should as you so much beer?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: And then I wake up and I want to fucking
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: kill myself and I'm standing in the mirror grabbing my
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: tits and I'm like, what am I doing?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Why did I stay out until four am on a
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Tuesday last night and then drink and then eat because
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: two hundred calories of taco bell when I got home?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: Because you didn't go to college, And then I wake up.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: Behavior is so typical and fun and wonderful.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: It's just you need to recip for a disaster.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: You need to backfill.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: I feel so good when I don't drink.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: I love drinking with you.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want you to do you got it, Then
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: you got to find a new drinking buddy. I want
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: to throw it on a couple of zips with you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: here and there, zips zero points zeros.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: No, you'll do a fucking zip of fucking weed. Probably.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: No, Am I wrong to keep keep him to stop
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: him from doing this?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Well, no, he's not only lying to us, he's lying
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: to myself. I'm not lying.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: I'd say I'd say I've got two years Max. It's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: drinking in two years Max left before I have to
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: quit drinking. I'm incapable of drinking one beer, so that's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: literally alcoholism.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: You're twenty two years old. I'm a full blown alcohol
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: two year old drinks one beer, you bro, I can't.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: I can't even like if I drink one beer, it's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: gonna be then I'm out. I'm playing Americans. Some dude
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: who I talk to once before then until five am,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: and then he's sleeping on my couch.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: Of Medicine says that statistically it's impossible for anyone under
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: the age of twenty nine to be an alcoholic. That's true. Well,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: they have met me. I beat the d can't. You
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: can't even anything before that is just fun. It's fun.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: And if you go to and.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: It's not, the thing is it's like, I'm not even
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: I'm barely even having fun with you're having a lot
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: of alcoholic I'm barely even having fun. I wake up
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: the next morning and I'm like, that wasn't even that fun, dude.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: Well then you're drinking with the wrong people, and you
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: can have a couple of pops with old Pop Frian
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: over here.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: I try, and then it hit the clock strikes ten
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: to thirty pm.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: I gotta go because I talking gas.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: I'm a responsible drinker. That's that's the problem. And I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: found that.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: When I was Then I go outside and I'm like,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: all right, who else can I find to drink ten
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: more beers with?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well you need to catch me on the right night.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: Remember that one time we went to the cellar. Yeah
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: that was fun, dude. We got after it. Good hang
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: that thirty in the morning, having pops around the table.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: Pops around the table, that's a good hang though, that's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: a good hand.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was a good hang.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I guess I couldn't get the fucking in, But I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: guess my fucking in like, I actually think I did him.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: I think I invited you that night, Yeah, court side
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: with the Boss.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: You know we don't get those invites now, we don't.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: It was so funny bringing him to the fucking Sixers game,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: bringing day to the brought him. You're claiming that I
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: brought him and he's bringing me to the Celtics. Okay,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: so but oh yeah, I literally brought him in the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: like back in like the the back entrance or whatever,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: like it was good fellas. Like he walked in through
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the kitchen. I was like, okay, we get right to
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: our seats. We got in there, like, okay, you can't.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: You can't get your seats over here. They sent us
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: down the end of the road. You can't get your
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: seats there. Send us down to the far end of
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: the court. You can't get your seats over there. Then
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: they told us we need to walk up the steps
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: through like the entire stadium to the top of the stadium.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: He was fucking furious he had to walk through the
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: belly of the beast of every single person in the crowd,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: being like, can I get a picture? Yeah, we were
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: acting like we were about to slide him in very
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: discreetly to his seats. We had to walk all the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: way up go back to like the entrance of the
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: stadium where regular human beings get in. He's like, oh,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: this is getting talked about, which is why I'm telling
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: you guys right now, to get ahead of the story
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: before he fucking invariably he's gonna roast you, before he
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: invariably flames me to fucking kingdom. Come and then we
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: had to go back down the stairs. They told him
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: he had to download the Sixers app. Every fucking hoop imaginable.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: When I went to the Jets Bills game this year,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: I had to download the Jets app.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's so it's so fa a sweet Yeah, I guess
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that's sweet life.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: Guys, I have a question, when Dave you can go?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: Can I?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was gonna say, I was gonna make a
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: funny joke, but I just had to hold it.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: Wow, that is the first time.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: I'll just say it anyway.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, when Dave, when Dave, when you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: when Dave brings you to the Celtics game, They're going
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: to open up the top of TV Garden and have
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: his helicopter land in the center of the core.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: We're going to raise from underneath the court like it's
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Batman's layer. We're gonna fucking depths, and then in a
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: ball of smoke, we'll leave under a pyrotechnic show.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: Boy, you're lucky that roan tagged that, because I don't
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 8: know if yours was worth it. It was, I don't
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: think it was.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: I promise you. The comments will all be saying they'll
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: be like that fun. You didn't even TD Garden opening
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: the roof joke did not get nearly enough credit.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: No, that wasn't you just you just that wasn't even
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: like you didn't intend for that to be one to
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: build on. This is the last have.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: A team player. Every joke is intended to I'm just
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: throwing up alleops can I'm waiting for you.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Boys, TD Garden, Dave comes in on a helicopter and
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: then for you.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: That's how we work, cleaned it up, that's how we do.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: We're team players. Here's a better joke, which is gets
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: like he gets the home run.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: This is what I was gonna say.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Let's hear it.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: What do you think about good for a Halloween costume
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: this year? All right, so we've already pat I'm gonna
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: start touching.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Damn sleep for a second, all right?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: Continue October thirty one, twenty twenty three, this year, so
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: this is a couple of weeks late. However, I think
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: it's a good costume. What if you dressed up as
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: Taylor Swift in the Popcorn Machine but with a glory
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: hole for Travis Kelcey. Wow, that's pretty funny, right.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: That's damn good.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: What were we talking about before that?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: Go?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Do do?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: Do the thing? Now? Add to it? What's that's funny?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 8: Front or back? Bro?
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: You're scaring right now, Taylor.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: No, the problem is the Swifties would come for you
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: like fucking that would That would literally be career suicide.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: It's a great costume, but that sexualizing Taylor Swift is
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: a yeah, is a went down?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: That fu Yeah? That's right.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Do you do you think that that actually happened? That
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: she got that she did the pops she was in
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: the Popcorn Machine.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it was in that one, but
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: I know that when she goes on tour, like she
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: gets wheeled into the stadium in a suitcase. Yeah, big
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 8: big box.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: That's a real fan. That's confirmed.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: She does it like in a in Ocean's eleven when
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: the the like little Asian guy goes underneath the bar
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: carts that they're wheeling out, or like the the room
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: service carts that they're wheeling out. That was there, not
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: just like around door, because even the back door people
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: are there waiting at every entrance for her, Like the
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: cops they blue.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: In the middle. She performs in the round or whatever.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: There's no other way to get there.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: That's got to be such a dehumanizing feeling. All right, Taylor,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: time to crawl into the popcorn machine again.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Probably her idea good, Like she's like, all right, here's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: here's an idea. She probably thinks it's like cute and
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: like a Disney movie.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Like she's like, yeah, that's I mean, imagine if every
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: time you had to go up on stage, they're like,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: all right, Francis, take your shoes off. You're not going
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: to fit inside of this suitcase.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: It's kind of fun though, I lug you in. It's
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: kind of literally luggage. You end up. You end up,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: you know, getting a moment of darkness.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: And you're probably meditating in there.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're thinking about what's about to happen. There's anonymity.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: She's also six two yeah, is it right?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: That's usually the heighten the weight of the model wearing
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: the shirt I want to buy online. The model is
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: large for two and is wearing a large Oh.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Man, she is, I swear to god, though she is
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: a she's tall. She's tall, and like she's not she's
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: healthily built.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a healthy, tall lady. Jesus, I'm not saying
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: she's a hell the gal health. That's what I was
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: talking about, regular health.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: It was her health.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: I've bet her blood work is phenomenal.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she did a genetic methylation test that. Yeah, she's
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: fucking crushing it with her big body. And half.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: My friends are starting to send sound bites of Trump again.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, he's like heating up the campaign trail. And
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 8: I have to say, they're so funny.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: What did he see him talking about the Golden Shower thing?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: No, oh my god, dar it. Well do you remember
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 8: when they talked about how like he hired all those
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: Russian hookers to pian him or something that was like
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: part of that report was debunked, So he was like
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: he's talking about how when that report came out, like
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: he was like that was it. I'm not going to
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: do Trump because I can't. But he's like that was
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 8: tough to go back and tell the lady about, like
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: tell Mala about It's like, but even she didn't believe that.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: You didn't believe that she knows what a germophobe. I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: am like a golden shower, not I think. I don't
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: think that's good. It is so fucking funny, dude.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: That's the funniest.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: My my favorite Trump thing forever has been the one
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: where what was it, was it Puerto Rico or they
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: had the floods, there was the hurricane floods and throwing
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: individual rolls of paper towels.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Well, he was shooting them like a basketball.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: And the whole country is under like three feet of
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: water and he's going in paper towels.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Or even when they when they said that he had like, uh,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: a small dick, do you remember that? And he like
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: addressed it during one of the debates, He's like, I've
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: never had any complaints. No one's ever said small, actually
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: very big.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 8: It was always said.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious that he would like because most people wouldn't
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: dignify anything with the response. And now he goes right
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: down the barrel of any accusation.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Do you think he has Do you think he's aware
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: of how much people like the funny ship that he
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: does at the point that he has like writers now,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: I mean I don't really think there's like.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Some big name media out there, like I don't.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: Need Yeah, I don't think he also, I don't think
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: he needs a writer, Like nobody can write for him.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true because the ship that he comes up
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: with you.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: It's also it's not like if I it's not comedy funny,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: it's just insane yeacause it's like, this is the president
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: talking about golden showers.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Imagine that my hair golden shower.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: Not being afraid to talk about that. It's like, no
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: one's ever seen that before.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the coke one the Coca Cola?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think so.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: The Coca Cola e'ts a tweet and he's like the
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: Coca Cola company is unhappy with me. That's okay, I'll
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: still drink that garbage.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. His uh, his like anything people found wrong with
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: him has completely been waved away. Oh yeah, not only
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: because of Joe Biden like kind of being like a
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: puttering puttering guy. But uh also that like the world's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: like super crazy right now, Yeah, like tons of crazy
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: shit's going on. Then everybody's like, what what did we
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: dislike about him?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 8: Like people kind of forget exactly. It's like it's like
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: when you have an next girlfriend and all you think
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 8: about is like how great the sex was, and you're like,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: you know what, I I kind of I feel like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: I did her wrong. You know, I don't know. I
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: should have been better, I should have been more patient.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, sure, she'd come home late at night,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: you know, and and she would microwave my car keys.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Fucking conversations with her were like fucking dragging nails across
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: the chalkboard.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: But that only happened a couple of times. And you know,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 8: I should learn to be more forgiving and patient.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: It could be like we we get back in the
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: car with Trump though, and it is like a terrible conversay.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you get back in the car and you're
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: like fucking for a couple of weeks and it's awesome,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: and then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 8: forgot I forgot that.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is there has there has there ever been a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: president that's lost their second election and then gone it
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: back again.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 8: Garfield, I think Garfield, it might have been Grover Cleveland.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: I get those two confused. You're absolutely right.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, there's a good chance it happens.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: He's certainly, he's leading the Republican Party.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: He's leading the Vegas like odds makers for twenty twenty
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: four elections.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, and he flipped like Pennsylvania and ship.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Are you guys going to vote?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's good, definitely, are you gonna?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't really want to vote for
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Trump or Biden.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: I don't know if we need to get into that.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: No, let's get into this. No, that's weird, dude, It
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: don't make it weird. It is interesting to think about, though.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: It's coming up fast. I'm pumped. I love that shit.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I love watching it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: I love watching the debate debates in the elections.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: He's gonna light up Hunter Biden for sure.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I would too. Hunter Biden's fucking crazy. Those videos, dude,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: of just him holding the fucking glock, just naked.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: But Biden should be funny.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Hunter Biden is funny.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 8: That should be.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I think he's gonna say something funny about it.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: It'll be like Biden, like you need someone to write
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: lines for you. And speaking of lines, yes, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: It should be a funny thing. We should be he
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: should be does does that s? And I'll ever spoof
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: Hunter Biden? God no, but but that's never Biden is
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: such a funny character.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: They would never do that, though maybe they will. Maybe
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: they will in twenty twenty four.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: They must have at some point. Let's let's see if
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: there's Hunter Biden snl sketch.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Stay away from the freaking politics, guys. Yeah, this is
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: not a political show. Yeah, so let's talk ball. Let's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: talk ball for a little bit. We're already, we're well
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: into the show. I would like to I'd like to
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: talk ball. Roan, what do we think about Eagles Chiefs tonight?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I was going to be fat at the time.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, we can. We can just a little preview.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: It will be funny if they win, funny if they lose.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would not be funny. This is insane.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: Do you remember how depressing I would never even comprehend
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: resting my arm on another man's upper thigh.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: Crazy. I didn't even realize I was doing what did you.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Think it was?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 8: The couch?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: There was an NBA player Michael Beasley massages knee Anthony's
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: knee next to him.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 4: Video funny.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: How was that possible? I don't know.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: You're probably just so like not focused. You're focused so
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: much on something else that you don't even realize.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: It's not like you're you massage knee based on site.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: You do it based on field. A blind guy can
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: find his own knee. It's not like seeing somebody.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: Else my hand even like grazed the side of your sweatpants,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, oh, that wasn't my sweatpants.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not to the point of a full massage.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: Are those empties? By the way, is that whole case
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: of beer over there empty?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's been there for a fucking that the entire
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: time we've been recording here, spend the same Mick Ultra.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: That was because that was a night where I got
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: a twelve pack of bud lights and I was playing
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: video games with my friend and then four a m
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: came around and I'm door dashing more beer, more beer
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 4: because we were so drunk. That was actually that was
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: a fun.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: I'm depressed what's that from?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know, so there are Hunter Biden snl skits
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have known it all right, Well, predictions for me,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going Eagles money line.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: I already took the bet. I think that's a I
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: think that's a lock. I think the Eagles are clear
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: favorites here there, but I think that they should be.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: I think that's that's that's I don't think we're allowed
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: to save free money, but that's fucking free money right there.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: And if I'm wrong, clown my ass. Clip this down
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: and clown my ass.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 8: I think we can say free money.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: We can now. I talked to him. But it's only
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: for like another month though, Yeah, and then this out
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: and then we'll probably all get fired.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: Why what happens after a month?
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: We're probably I think we're getting I don't know, probably
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: new partnerships with different companies.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, but so we got really empty the clip right.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 4: Now, like the thing that I sent Hank from that episode.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: He said we could technically post it, but he said
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: that it will be a headache in the future.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Within one exactly one month. Yeah, what the fuck are
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: those rats doing out there right now?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: Is someone firing a gun?
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• 1:20:40
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  Speaker 8: Talking about free money, can I can I make a
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• 1:22:56
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  Speaker 8: Every once in a while you have such a good votevocabulary. Yeah,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 8: but every once in a while you use a word
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  Speaker 8: Fresh is not a benign word in this. You meant
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: to say that they're not using it lightly, right.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I meant to say that it's.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Not they're not lying when they're saying it's fresh because
• 1:23:25
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• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I meant that it's not it's not just thrown
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're not using it lightly. Yeah, right, So is
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: not a benign word? Benign is like good, just good,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 8: that's all it means. I'm talking harmless.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Oh I disagree there.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 8: Brother, benign. The benign tumor is the one that.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I was talking about tumors. But with with with type copy,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: there's no benign words. There's no words that are superfluous.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 8: Superfluous does not mean benign.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: But with copy, I think that it can. Is this right,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: not a benign word? I've heard this used before in uh,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: like with with like a playwright who every single word
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: that they use is specific and useful.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 8: Wow it I mean, if this is true and I
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 8: did not know it, and I am impressed, and I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 8: always admire you, I thought I And I'm going to
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: throw another word out here, and I'm going to commit
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 8: the very thing that I'm accusing you of, because I
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: don't know if this is the right use of it, malapropism.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Which is what I might have just used. It might
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: have been a malapropism on my part.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: The right word that I'm thinking of, a word that
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: is used in the wrong place, not meaning what you
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: intend for it to mean.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: I think it does. That's so you're accusing me of
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: a malapropism. Yeah, I am contending that not a benign
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: word is a a applicable phrase right there.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: And did you look it up?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I looked up not a benign word in quotes and
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't find many.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: Hmmm.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: This is very interesting. Sound off in the comments. Please
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: sound off in the comments.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: I don't mean to bring the podcast to a screeching halt.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: I think that I think that I deserve to be people.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: But if I'm calling you out and I'm wrong, I
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: should fuck my own face in.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: I think that the people need to sound of humiliated,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: sound off the comments. I can cut this if you want, No,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: don't cut it.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: We have to live and die by sword.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: People are questioning that Harvard degree.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 8: We have to live and die by the sword. I
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 8: also wanted to do it because I thought of the
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 8: word malapropoism, and I wanted to show that word because
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: that's an amazing word.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: That's an incredible word.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: I haven't done that problem what we thought it meant.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: Though, Am I even right about that? I'm worried I'm
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 8: not right about that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Take five, Take five.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Look, I'm still I'm still deep into benign because I've
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I heard that I heard that phrase used before and
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: someone was like, there's not a benign word in there,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: and I.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 8: That's exactly right. Malapropoism is taking use of a work
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 8: place a similar sounding one.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: So it might be a malapropism on my part. But
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: I've so I'm using somebody else's phrase, maybe incorrectly. It
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: might be a malapropism on my part, in which case,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: hand up.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 8: Listen to this though round It says the mistaken use
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 8: of a word in place of a similar sounding one,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 8: often with unintentionally amusing effect mm.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: Like saying a reptile dysfunction. Yes, good example, this is fun.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: Do you have an example of a malapropos malapropism? Yeah,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: rapist and now I don't have any on the top
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: of my head. I'm sure if you gave me a
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: week or so it could come up with some.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: What have you said? This would be a great one.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: I know I don't have any on the top of
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: my bed. Ah like that would be. That would have worked.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: That's a great propism. Please sound off in the comments, though,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: does did what I say? Was it a malapropism or
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: did it make sense?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, And again I don't even know if malapropoism
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: is right, because benign is not a word that sounds
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 8: like the word you intended to use. It still is
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: the correct word. I'm just not certain that it works there.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: I think that's fair. I think that I need to
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: be held accountable just like everybody else.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 8: And I need this to backfire so that I'm brought
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 8: back down to earth and learn to shut the fuck up.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we need our linguists in the chat to sound off.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: We don't we don't got a lot of linguists unfortunately. Yeah,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: that's true.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: You know what I did with my little niece this weekend.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 8: I traced letters that her back and had her try
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: to guess. You want to play that game now?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: Not at all.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: I must spell something terrible for podcasting in your back
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: and you have to guess what it is. We can't
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: do that. Why you gotta talk guessing?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: We got to do our ball segment, and then we
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: got to get out of here because this is getting.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Long because we're not having an episode on Wednesday, so
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: long is good. Yeah, that's true, that will be no
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: episode Wednesday.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 8: Prematurely ended upot of an episode a couple of weeks ago,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 8: and everyone got mad at me for that. They didn't know.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think people that I was not premature
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: to that camera was not going to take anymore.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: So yeah, right at the exactly the entire time. But
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm scared about the Birds, dude. I I know that
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs are a great squad, last team to deservedly
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: beat us. I don't really count the Jets. We kind
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: of kicked ourselves in the Jets in the in the
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: we kind of shot ourselves in the foot.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Jets the Patriots beat the Jets.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Who the fucking Bills lose to? Or who's your team
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: this week? The Patriots?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: Patriots.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: We're bearing our teeth today.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Patriots are my team. The Patriots there. I mean,
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: it's a their disgrace to the NFL. It's a it's
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  Speaker 4: disgusting what I'm seeing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they that back home?
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  Speaker 4: Brother, Yeah, mag Journey is proper never starting again, which
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 4: is dumb because he's the best option. Zappy, He's fucking trash.
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  Speaker 8: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Belichick's leaving is going to the Chargers.
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  Speaker 8: The NFL this year, to me, has exhibited more parody
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  Speaker 8: than any other year.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean by that? Is that a malatropism?
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: I believe you just malatropisms.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't You're unknowingly making malapropisms of the word malo.
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  Speaker 8: There is more parody in the NFL this year. I
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  Speaker 8: think just the fact that all the players are more
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  Speaker 8: willing to try to make jokes and make fun of themselves.
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  Speaker 4: Who's doing that?
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  Speaker 8: Travis Kelsey went on.
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  Speaker 1: And he was making a malapropism of parity and parody.
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  Speaker 8: That's exactly what I was doing. And Roan picked up
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  Speaker 8: on it, and you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: He's doing malapropisms.
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  Speaker 1: He's a malaprop comics like carrot Top.
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  Speaker 8: No, but all jokes aside. I would say that who
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  Speaker 8: the fuck every I mean, every week, it seems like
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  Speaker 8: a team that's supposed to win easily gets beaten. And
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: who's to say if there's a dominant team that's true.
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  Speaker 8: The exceptions are the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: But they made a loop of every team has beaten
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  Speaker 1: every team, like you can make an argument that any
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  Speaker 1: team has better than any team. They connected the entire loop.
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  Speaker 8: Of six degrees of Francis Bacon.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, brother, you are you need a fucking fresh jewel
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: pod badly? Is that what you want for your secret?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Stanna about to get you a fucking stocking stuff or
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: full of jewel pods?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 8: Jaypiece?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Is there some hidden trove of Mango pods somewhere? Now
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: they're all they're gone. Come on, they've been gone.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: They've been gone for probably eight years now. I don't
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: know if I believe that they they got removed when
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: I think I was a freshman in high school.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 8: If some guy in nineteen eighty five they go back
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 8: the fucking wherewithal to shrink wrap a pair of brand
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: new air Jordan Ones to then unveil them thirty years
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: later and sell them for a fucking hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 8: Certainly someone has a trove of Mango jewel pods somewhere
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 8: with that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, but shoes are something that I've always been.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: People have always been sneaker heads.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 8: Were addicted to Mango jewel pods than they were to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 8: buying your Jordan's.
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  Speaker 1: Hell No, and in eighty five, that was before the
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: like sneakers were a massive train.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 8: That was before then. Nobody knew then I would have known.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: See those over there, my ultra light waiting boots, Sims Brand,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: her Orbis Brand Orvos.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: You need to sh episode until you started complaining about it.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: It's leaving, goddamn what marks on my walls. Not gonna
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: get security in my security deposit back.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 8: You have to.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna have to pull the couch out
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: and paint over this wall.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: No, you're not these This wall already has the yellow
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: hue of a lifelong smoker having lived here. These walls
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: probably used to be white, and then somebody was just
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: smoking indoors for years.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: And I gotta get to the lamps.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, you need to get some fucking wal art. You
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: need to get like, just put up a poster like
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking dorm room. It'll be better than this.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: Fucking yes, you think, and then you put up one
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: poster and it looks even way, it's way more depressing.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: It's you either got to go like ten posters or
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: no posters. You can't just have one poster on like
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: ninety star like posters.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like like girls wearing like booty shorts the same
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: carment them or some ship like yeah, yeah, yeah, and
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: I can come home after a long day of work
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: and go just beat off. Tinally, I still image on
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: your Finally my girls are here waiting for me.
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  Speaker 8: Or or you could uh every night, take a small
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 8: rock hammer, peel the poster back and dig a tunnel.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, free worlds to uh.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: That hospital in Israel?
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  Speaker 4: Oh very nice.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 8: I guess it's in Gaza.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see picks of the week forty nine. Who plays
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: on who plays on Thanksgiving? Oh dude, there's so much
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: ball this week. So NFC teams, all NFC teams, and
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: then what I believe there's a Friday? Is there a
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: Friday game?
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  Speaker 1: This week Jets, Dolphins.
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  Speaker 4: Jets, Dolphins, Oh my lord. And then Saturday it's what
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: Ohio State, Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Penn State, Michigan State. And then on Sunday
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  Speaker 1: it's birds.
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  Speaker 8: Birds Bills, Bills, Birds, Bills, birds Bees.
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  Speaker 4: That's an unreal lineup of ball.
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  Speaker 8: Birds are playing Monday and Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, back to back.
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  Speaker 8: I gotta believe at this point in the season to
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 8: play a game with only whatever five six days rest
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 8: is hell.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: They're saying, that's how Joe Burrow got that's what.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, someone was just tweeting that Joe Burrow getting hurt
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: was a pretty big blow to the whole season because
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: he's fun to watch.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: He's amazing yet but no one wants to say it.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: No, but I mean no, they both them a couple.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: Of dozen women to give him hand jobs. Nobody wants
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: to say to watch.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, what a couple. Guy can't get a hand
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 8: job anymore? I know.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Seriously, all right, to wrap this up, why not? We're
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: an hour and a half in fun, all right, you guys,
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  Speaker 4: thank you for listening. If you made it this far,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: please be sure to like, subscribe, comment, repost, share, favorite, Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: comment your favorite malapropism. That's what else, what else? Have
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: a good Thanksgiving. We'll be back where there's gonna be
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: no live show on Wednesday. Uh So we'll see.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: You guys a week from today.
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  Speaker 4: A week from today, back at h Q four. And
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  Speaker 4: that is all for tuning in. Goodbye,