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Knock Knock Eye: 40 Tips From Dr. Glaucomflecken On His 40th Birthday (part 1)

I just turned 40 and I’ve learned a few things along the way. Some about eyeballs, some about life, and a few the hard way (looking at you, hot tub corneal ulcer). In this special two-part birthday series, I’m sharing the lessons, advice, and random pearls I’ve picked up over four decades from why you should never argue with trolls online to how flossing can save your sanity. It’s a mix of serious, silly, and surprisingly heartfelt. And yes… we’re talking Chiefs football too.

Takeaways:

Why hot tubs and contact lenses are a match made in ophthalmic horror.

The social media rule I wish I’d…

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