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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: We PROVE the last Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl was a TOTAL SHAM · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: Polly Folks go here with Tony Folks go, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the moment. You see. This is a very special episode,
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  Speaker 1: and what makes it special is that you get to
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  Speaker 1: hear some legendary content and well we barely have to
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  Speaker 1: lift a fingers, so it's great for both of us. Y. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: as you remember, in twenty twenty three, after the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: Eagles super fraud, we did a series of investigative episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't we Tony into the vast cover up perpetrated in
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  Speaker 1: that game? And did we win a bulletzer on that
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Between that and now this Sports Podcast award that we
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  Speaker 2: won for Best Comedy for the second year in a row.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to keep track. Yeah, it's hard to keep track,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, so we launched this full investigation and
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  Speaker 1: through all the mouth feastings that day, specifically how the
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  Speaker 1: field was so slippery that nobody could play on it
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  Speaker 1: just made the horrible, the whole thing impossible, The whole outcome,
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  Speaker 1: no and void should have been avoided. Well with the
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  Speaker 1: rematch about to take place. We thought we'd replay for
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  Speaker 1: you just that incredible bullets a probably winning episode. Can't
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  Speaker 1: remember just one thing to note? Our video looks like
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  Speaker 1: total crap because our idiot producer bought the crappiest cameras possible.
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  Speaker 1: Great job by you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good job by you, camera and you said it
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  Speaker 3: was out of your price range.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, good news. You're in range of my rifle.
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  Speaker 2: And if he misses, I'm gonna run you over with
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  Speaker 1: Oh now, shut up, shut up, and just quiet play.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do. Said of all this talking,
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  Speaker 1: all right, so here you go enjoy this terrific episode.
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  Speaker 1: Then here you go is your precious theme music. Let's
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  Speaker 1: hear it right, Yo yo life from Philly. It's the
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  Speaker 1: number one rated poll. You Tony food job Yo yo
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  Speaker 1: yo foos with Tony Fusco and Tony Huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, last week we sat here and boldly said,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we, Tony, We said, don't fall for the media
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  Speaker 1: cover up. Super Bowl fifty seven is far from over.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go grabb in THEAFS. We just win and reside.
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  Speaker 1: The truth is going to come out about what really happened,
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  Speaker 1: and sure enough, Tony, now here we are. Yeah. You
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  Speaker 1: see all these other major media outlets starting to follow
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  Speaker 1: your lead here as they tend to go. No ways. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and a huge story just came out of ESPN revealing
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  Speaker 1: new details which further throw the outcome of the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl in the question.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, wipe the slate clean. We're only in the first
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  Speaker 2: quarter here.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, soon they'll be the congressional hearing, the lawsuits. You'll see,
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  Speaker 1: it's all coming to people anyway. Yeah, don't worry. We're
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  Speaker 1: also going to get into the breaking news out of
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  Speaker 1: the NBA Lebron James injured or so he says. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to expose that story exactly. But first, right now,
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  Speaker 1: we continue our special investigative coverage of Super Bowl fifty
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  Speaker 1: seven in this FUSCO special report, payple. Just when you
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  Speaker 1: thought the result of the Super Bowl couldn't get any
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  Speaker 1: more suspicious, now a brave whistleblower is speaking up the
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  Speaker 1: most trusted authority of Super Bowl integrity. Of course, I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about a name we all know, legendary groundskeeper George Toma,
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  Speaker 1: who Superstowl shield as you all know, for every single
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl known to us all as the sodfather. He
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  Speaker 1: has bobly come out and said the field for Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl fifty seven was quote over water. I know, we
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  Speaker 1: all know we're looking at the field. We all know
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  Speaker 1: Wede the field too slippery to play on, and he
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  Speaker 1: said it wasn't standed properly. A clear day of gardening
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  Speaker 1: male practice. Now, this story is sending waves through the
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  Speaker 1: league and also the entire landscaping community, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: today we are doing special coverage of this scandal. You
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  Speaker 1: thought Watergate was big. This is Overwatergate, over Watergate, the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl cover up. Now, before we get into the
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  Speaker 1: details here, we do want to tell you we did
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  Speaker 1: reach out and invite Commissioner Goodell on the show. No
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  Speaker 1: resident respond yeah, exactly. And we did reach out to
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  Speaker 1: several people in the league in league offices today, do
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  Speaker 1: Chicken to come on? One person did say yes, probably
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  Speaker 1: because he wants exposure or something. Yeah, we didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to have him on the show again because he was
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  Speaker 1: terrible last time. But he was at Super Bowl fifty seven,
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  Speaker 1: so he might he might have some insight and he
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  Speaker 1: would have some insight as to what happened there. Unlike
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  Speaker 1: our guess last week, Eric Iger chiefs Homer Nerd, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: Nerd anyway, his name's Rash mccazi. And he actually took
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  Speaker 1: a photo of the field for the Super Bowl days
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  Speaker 1: before they played. Well, what happened to that photo? Suddenly
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  Speaker 1: is deleted. It's nowhere to be found. So let you just
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  Speaker 1: find out what he's trying to hide there. But first
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  Speaker 1: let's dig deeper into this troubling story. You know, in
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  Speaker 1: case you haven't been following it as closely as we have,
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  Speaker 1: which you should be. A war of words has broken
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  Speaker 1: out between George Thoma and his underling NFL field director
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  Speaker 1: Ed Mangan. Now, according to ESPN, Thoma claimed that Mangan
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  Speaker 1: quote didn't do shit when it came to standing the
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  Speaker 1: field prior to the game. Yeah, Thoma said about mangan
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  Speaker 1: and how he handled the grass. Quote, he waters the
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  Speaker 1: hell out of it and puts it right into the
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  Speaker 1: stadium and that's it never sees sunlight again. He can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Incredible. And then Thoma also alleged that the
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  Speaker 1: field had a rotten smell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, something definitely smells rotten, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Thomas said, quote, he sanded it two weeks too late.
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  Speaker 1: He had only one sanding. He should have had two
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  Speaker 1: or three standings at least, but he didn't do and
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  Speaker 1: that was it. Wow. And not only that he didn't
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  Speaker 1: take care of it, he wouldn't listen to anybody, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: your reaction.
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  Speaker 2: What was the first thing I said? When we were
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  Speaker 2: watching the game? They didn't stand the field exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell right away.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody who knows anything knows you have to stand the
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  Speaker 2: field several times. And you could tell when the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: started slipping all over the place and then Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 2: fumbled that was the result of the field being not
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  Speaker 2: properly sanded. As they say in the world of groundskeeping,
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  Speaker 2: if the grass is too wet, then you must forfed.
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  Speaker 1: So well. But Tony, and you know, there had been
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  Speaker 1: extensive coverage of this Super Bowl grass in the days
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  Speaker 1: leading up to the game. You know ESPN this is true.
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  Speaker 1: They actually had a whole article on it, which at
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  Speaker 1: the time seemed like a terrible content strategy, but now
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  Speaker 1: it actually bullets are worthy. You know exactly what it
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  Speaker 1: says in this article is that the grass for the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl is typically grown in Alabama, Georgia, California, where
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  Speaker 1: you know grass grows. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, for some bad reason,
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  Speaker 1: they decided to grow it in Phoenix. Makes no sense.
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  Speaker 1: The hell tries to grow grass in a desert. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you who that clown Ed Mangan yep. But it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't even stop that dony because this grass for the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. This wasn't like your typical grass you find out,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in home depot or whatever. The grass was
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  Speaker 1: actually developed in some kind of scientific laboratory. This is
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  Speaker 1: trope people. Wow, a guy named Yankee Wu and he's
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  Speaker 1: apparently a professor at Oklahoma State University. Don't tell me
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  Speaker 1: which can have team is closest to Oklahoma State University.
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  Speaker 2: I know who that would be, that Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know this has collusion written all over it. The
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  Speaker 2: Chiefs knew the Eagles were a run first team and
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  Speaker 2: that a slippery field would give them a huge advantage.
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  Speaker 2: If there's anything that's slippery, it's the Chiefs who clearly
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  Speaker 2: worked with Yankee Wu and Ed Mangan and the team
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  Speaker 2: of laboratory grass scientists to undermine the Eagles.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely reeks of corruption. And you know this brings us
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  Speaker 1: back to the petition we launched last week on this
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  Speaker 1: show to tell the NFL to declare no winner for
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl fifty seven, and the petition has been online
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  Speaker 1: at change dot org. So let's check in right now, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: how many hundreds of thousands of signatures are we up to? Now?
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  Speaker 3: You only have one hundred and ninety seven signatures total.
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  Speaker 1: That's not even possible.
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  Speaker 2: I had over two thousand text messages from our fans saying, yo,
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  Speaker 2: just sign.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly can't read numbers or you know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's the algorithm hiding the truth. It hides the Do
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  Speaker 1: it makes sense? Don't let that do that to you?
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  Speaker 1: Or do they cover it off? There? You go to
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  Speaker 1: stand up for what's right and go to change dot org.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can click sign the petition, keep signing this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about the algorithm. Let's get this fixed anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just move on to you know, a big story
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  Speaker 1: out of the NBA. I guess Lebron James injured out
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  Speaker 1: for at least a few weeks with a foot injury. Now,
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  Speaker 1: there are so many strange parts to this story. Dote,
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  Speaker 1: don'ty you know? It was broke. The ESPN headline read
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  Speaker 1: and I quote sauces Lebron James feared out several weeks
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  Speaker 1: with foot injury. Feared interest word choice than Donty who
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  Speaker 1: feared this injury, because I certainly the hell didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, If anything, I feared Lebron continuing to play so
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have to hear about him all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Same it, Tony. And you know what's so interesting here.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Lebron he's playing just fine, having a good season,
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  Speaker 1: and everything's good. Yeah, suddenly you know he's chasing the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: Then suddenly Kevin Durant joins the Suns. Lebron's realized he
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  Speaker 1: had no shot at the title, and then suddenly he's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh I can't play. Yeah, oh my foot pop.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys hear that? You didn't hear that? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my totally popped. You know, at first he said he
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  Speaker 1: had a problem with the left foot, then the doctor
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  Speaker 1: said the left foot was okay. Suddenly it was a
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  Speaker 1: problem with the right FOOTE the X right here, as
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  Speaker 1: anybody looked at his medical records, you know, because this
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  Speaker 1: just reveals reveals the truth about Lebron, doesn't it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: don't be fooled people. He doesn't want to make the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: The goal for every NBA player these isn't to win
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  Speaker 1: a title, it's to play in as few games this
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  Speaker 1: poss relax, and so they want to do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: these NBA basketball players, they're not playing basketball, They're playing hooky.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Dony?
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  Speaker 2: It just goes to show that the NBA is clearly
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  Speaker 2: responsible for so many of society's ills. No one of
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  Speaker 2: the employers have so much trouble finding workers. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: if a guy getting paid forty fifty million dollars is
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  Speaker 2: allowed to not show up for his job, then why
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  Speaker 2: should a guy getting paid seventeen fifty show up for
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  Speaker 2: his when I see the unemployment stats. Yes, I blame
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  Speaker 2: Joe Biden first, but Lebron James is a close second.
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  Speaker 1: Another great point, Dony. And you know, on the subject
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  Speaker 1: of people, we can't stand one of them's coming on
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  Speaker 1: the line. Oh yeah, get is over with and bring
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  Speaker 1: him on the Fusco Satellite Network Fosco Satellite the world.
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  Speaker 1: As we continue special investigative report on Super Bowl fifty seven,
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  Speaker 1: we bring in this guy, the host of the rash
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  Speaker 1: Markazi Show, longtime journalist, right whatever, Look he's going to
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  Speaker 1: be Frankia. You know, we really didn't want to bring
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  Speaker 1: you on the show again because your last performance was
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  Speaker 1: just terrible. You know the only reason we're bringing you back,
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, is because, you know, it really recently
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  Speaker 1: came to our attention that you're you're at Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: fifty seven days before the game started. Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: Did they really like someone of your caliber? Low caliber?
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  Speaker 1: In they did?
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  Speaker 4: I got to walk on the field as as soon
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  Speaker 4: as they put the SOD back. I think it was
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  Speaker 4: it was a Tuesday, Tuesday or Wednesday, but I forgot Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, So I assume, given that you'll seem to be
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  Speaker 1: an expert on SOD, that you were up to speed
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  Speaker 1: on the breaking and shocking developments surrounding Super Bowl fifty seven.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you know, this is like my favorite story that
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  Speaker 4: no one but you guys are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. There you go, This this sad date, the sad
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  Speaker 1: Gate is very actually hold on gates over Watergate, a
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  Speaker 1: game that's better and more clever than the thing you
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  Speaker 1: just came up with. They'll be perfectly honest, but I
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  Speaker 1: keep going, yeah, go.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean, I mean, usually there's not this kind
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  Speaker 4: of drama between the previous guy who did the SOD
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  Speaker 4: and the new guy who did the sad but you know,
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  Speaker 4: the old guy, the sod bother is publicly traffic on
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  Speaker 4: the new guys that you did a bad job.
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  Speaker 1: So you are familiar with legendary groundskeeper George Toma. I'm
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  Speaker 1: very impressed you're up to speed here. Yeah, and uh
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  Speaker 1: so we want to get into some details. Day. You
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  Speaker 1: were apparently at the Super Bowl days before the game
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  Speaker 1: was played, and you took a photo of the field
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  Speaker 1: and tweeted it but then deleted it. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: what are you trying to hide there? You trying to
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  Speaker 1: hide What's something? What's really going on here? I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: Why the league thought that that was a secret what
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  Speaker 4: the field look like.
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  Speaker 1: But I did take a picture of the field.
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  Speaker 4: I posted it, and I was gently reminded that I
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  Speaker 4: was not allowed, for whatever reason, to take a picture
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  Speaker 4: of the field. That listen, this is the Super Bowl,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm not going to put my crudential to cover
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  Speaker 4: the game at stake for a picture of the.
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  Speaker 1: Field, which coward.
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  Speaker 4: I still have the pictures, but not knowing that the
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  Speaker 4: field would play such a dramatic role in the game.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, who intimidated you here? I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: is this Roger goodell, is it an angry horde of landscapers?
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  Speaker 2: Who gets the guy who waters the grass? Was like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: he starts, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was it was someone in pr that I
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  Speaker 4: think basically pulled everyone no pictures of the field. So
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why we got uh. You know, we
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  Speaker 4: were there to talk to them. We were there to
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  Speaker 4: talk to Toma and the groundskeeper because if you guys remember,
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  Speaker 4: they really bragged on the fact that for the past year,
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  Speaker 4: here's how we put this field together. You know, we've
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  Speaker 4: wielded in, wieled it out, and we've spent They really
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  Speaker 4: bragged how they spend millions of dollars in over a
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  Speaker 4: year making sure this was the best field.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, and you know what connected dots here we
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  Speaker 1: dug into this. You know, as a journal you'll appreciate this.
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  Speaker 1: You know that the field, the grass for the field
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  Speaker 1: was developed at Oklahoma State University. What's the nearest NFL
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  Speaker 1: team to Oklahoma State A rash take a guess, gotta
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  Speaker 1: be the Cowboys, right, No, No, the Kansas City, Chase City.
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  Speaker 1: You need to learn how to follow a train of thought.
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  Speaker 1: But George Thomas said the field had a rotten smell.
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  Speaker 1: Can you describe the smell to us, what are we
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You know? Is it more like a dead
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  Speaker 1: fish or more like old under underway, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it like a like ben gay or something like?
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  Speaker 1: What are we talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Listen, the field when ies smelled the field for the
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  Speaker 4: first time when it was first rolled in, wasn't bad.
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  Speaker 4: I think Toma was referring to the fact that they
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  Speaker 4: put a covering on top of the field and then
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  Speaker 4: Rihanna and a halftime show in the pregame show, like,
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  Speaker 4: all this stuff was happening.
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  Speaker 1: On a wet field.
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  Speaker 4: So imagine you go for a workout or whatever, you
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  Speaker 4: have a wet T shirt and you cover that wet
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  Speaker 4: T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: It's in a wet T shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, yeah, what are we talking about over here?
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  Speaker 2: Let's get back on track here. What yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 2: we're talking about grass. We're talking about the grass. You're
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  Speaker 2: talking about wet shirts.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to titillate our audience here. What now, was
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  Speaker 1: it like rotten eggs? Did you smell rotten eggs? Yet?
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  Speaker 1: Did you smell? You smell?
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  Speaker 4: Get to the point, there was no smell whenever it
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  Speaker 4: was first wheeled back in. But the smell grew apparently
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  Speaker 4: as the days progress.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming were you at the game itself? For you,
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  Speaker 1: it was what was the smell like there?
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  Speaker 4: It didn't smell great, It didn't smell great. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what the what to describe it as it.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, you're only a writer. I wouldn't expect that
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  Speaker 1: out of you, dear lord. Put five words together. It
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  Speaker 1: smelled not good, not good. That's the best we can
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  Speaker 1: do here art. We have a real bullets. Yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 1: unbelievable good. Can you describe this dish to me at
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant? A rash? Yeah, it's food you eat?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? It's ground? Describe the field some vivid description, please, rotten?
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  Speaker 1: What do you you know if you open.
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  Speaker 4: Up a fridge that you've unplugged everything?
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  Speaker 1: So good, Tony, tell them your theory. That's what Nick.
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  Speaker 2: Sirianni right during the national anthem, A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: looked at Nick Sirianni and thought, wow, he's really crying
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  Speaker 2: and emotional because of the national anthem. Now, while he
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  Speaker 2: does love this country more than anybody else, we can't
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  Speaker 2: confirm that he was actually crying because the field smelled
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  Speaker 2: so awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so did were.
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  Speaker 2: Your eyes tearing it all a rush during the national anthem?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Thankfully they put me in the press box so I
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  Speaker 4: had the smell of hot dogs and popcorn.
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  Speaker 1: It was I did not smell the feeling he's coming
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  Speaker 1: on here? Know what? He's not giving us anything? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep question. Are you covering the NFL or covering
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: for the NFL? Exactly? Come on, guys, come on, how
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: about this? How about you know he's afraid of losing
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: his precious badge. That's what's going on. That's what he
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: cares about.
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  Speaker 4: There's two teams that played on that field though, right,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: it wasn't just one team.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Is a passing team. Yeah, that's hurts them more. That's
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: why the Chiefs sabotaged the field, so they slip sliding
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: all over the place. You know that there? Come on,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you kidding. He's too busy imagining himself in a wet
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: T shirt. I don't know what I think. I'm too busy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I struggling to come up with the words. He's struggling
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: to come up with words. It maybe we'll get four
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: out of them, all right, Look, you know why we
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: got you here. You know, on our last show we
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: revealed what you know that you are a total Lakers homer.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: You're probably you're probably crying in your wet T shirt.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: That's why your T shirt's wet because of the Lebron injury.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: All those trees, those Lebron come on, don't listen it
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: all right? Don't you think he's a little suspicious to
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Lebron gets injured all of a sudden, right, put it together.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: He's playing so well, then suddenly Kevin Durant joins the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Suns and then suddenly he's like, oh my full are
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you guys for a title anymore? Like my foot popped? Everybody?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Right, no, listen, I mean, Lebron was having a good season.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I thought they could have made the playing tournament. Who
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: knows that maybe they'll make it all the way those
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: first round. My dream was the Lakers to have a
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Philadelphia season where they got to the finals and then
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: they lost. I mean, that was my dream for the Lakers.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: But I don't think it's gonna happen this.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how long you spend writing that one? Rush,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: don't you think we as the media have a right
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: to review his personal medical records and just you know,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: make sure he's not just resting.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Saying that he's not playing because he's afraid of Kevin Durant.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Exactly, that's exactly what we're saying he was going to lose.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: No, he's not afraid of Kevin Durant. Come on now, really, the.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: West is wide open. This is why I'm so upset
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: that he's not playing right now. I mean, who is
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: who is he supposed to be afraid.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Of the Sun's kings. You know how to read something
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: called NBA standings, Yeah, they're the eleventh seed. I said,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I don't have to be the tennis seed. That's all
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I want. All right, Listen, We've covered a lot of
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: seeds and sides in this show. Yeah, all right, you
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: know what, can we just go back to something because
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not over it yet. You know you said the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: field smelled rotten. Well, you know what smells rotten to
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: me is your inability to describe this rotten field? Can
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: you for our audience so they know, as a journal
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: card smelled like.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: You can ever walk into a public restroom? I mean,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, how would you describe that smell?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You're asking us, you're asking it. This guy can't do it, Tony.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: You know how I describe that smell. Yeah, it smells
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: like you on the.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Yad, like you're interview. Yes, guess who You're off this shop?
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: That's what the field smells like. It smells like this interview.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: It's looking at you like you're done. You're off this shop?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Shide?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Is he off the line? Jay, hang up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: well that wraps what I thought was a terrific special report.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Dony and uh yep, waw No, someone we should report
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: for terorble producing producing Jay, what make it. What do
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: you want?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: What?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Just go directions? Hurry up, go.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: You said Michael Jordan never missed a single game. Yeah,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: he was more stoppable. Yep, No, that's not true. And
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: also when Michael Jordan was lebronze age and playing for
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: the Wizards, he was out for twenty two games that season.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know who's out for you? The
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: hit man I just hired. Yeah, you're going to be
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: out for eternity. Yea, you going no more? We're done.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: That's his second. You said you should be able to
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: inspect Lebron's medical records. Yeah, he's not lying about is
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: we have a right to know?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That would be a hip of violation. It's against
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the law. Oh yeah, well I'm gonna break your hip.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: But if you don't shut the up.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know who's about to get your medical records?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: The coroner's office. Oh we've finished.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: That's it. No more? What last one?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Hurry up? Look?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I looked it up. A Rash's right. The Chiefs are
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: not the closest. The Cowboys are the closest. Arrowhead is
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: about a four and a half hour drive away. Well,
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: at and T Stadium is about four hours and ten
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: minutes away. So basically AT and T is twenty minutes closer.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, arrowhead is what they're gonna call you
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: after I shoot you with a crossbow.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when we're done with you. Not even map Quest
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: will help them find your body. Yeah with don at him,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: he's sulked you. What is the football field anyway? I'll
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: look at this, Tony on our high note.
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• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Same to you, Paullie. Another flawless show. See you people
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: next week. Fight see h