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Come to West Virginia · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:06
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:12
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:19
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:23
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:28
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:35
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 334 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:41
  Testecleese: Oh, it's you guys, drinking some beers, talking about what's going on. We have a friend with us, Guapo!
• 0:50
  Testecleese: Good to see you from the beginning.
• 0:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 0:54
  Brian McFadden: Though we see him at the end.
• 0:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Well, yes, well, see, that's the thing, is, I don't think I'm allowed to say it, but I've heard a lot of, people of color call it CC, or CPT.
• 1:08
  El Guapo: people, People, People of color tied.
• 1:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I remember that was being used as an argument, is why folks were late all the time, like, you know that's not a good argument, right? Like, that's just racist.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: So, we talked about that, shooting in Newport News. Was it a first grader? A 6-year-old shot the teacher through the hand and into the chest or something? Yeah.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: The trial started for the, principal.
• 1:39
  Testecleese: About child neglect and all sorts of stuff. Yeah.
• 1:42
  Testecleese: Because apparently the principal would have informed that this kid had a weapon.
• 1:47
  Testecleese: Within hours, those charges were thrown out today, or yesterday, whenever. Right.
• 1:53
  Testecleese: I get it, how could the…
• 1:56
  Testecleese: I wasn't there, I don't know what's going on.
• 2:00
  Testecleese: You can't just go searching kids' bags because someone accused them of something, too, you know?
• 2:04
  Brian McFadden: Right, right.
• 2:08
  Testecleese: Federal judges dismissed the human trafficking, the human smuggling cases against Garcia.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Or Kilmar, or Abrego Garcia, is that his name? Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:19
  Testecleese: Haven't heard that guy's name in a while, I thought we were done hearing about him.
• 2:23
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 2:24
  El Guapo: Well, what's gonna happen to him? You gonna get deported, or what?
• 2:28
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: That was one thing we were talking about before, was he… were they doing all this just to drag their feet so that he couldn't be deported? Because he still got several orders of deportation, right?
• 2:42
  El Guapo: I mean, it's not like Donald Trump's gonna get in, a green car.
• 2:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, you weren't smuggling people across the border? Here, now you get to be a citizen. No.
• 2:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm… yeah… I wanna stay on this to the end.
• 2:59
  Testecleese: This didn't make any real news stuff. I don't know if any of you noticed this, it was basically just, like, articles you had to go find.
• 3:05
  Testecleese: Because you follow the news. Like, there wasn't a big CNN or Fox News piece about it, you know?
• 3:11
  El Guapo: Like, we don't want to talk about it no more.
• 3:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. News dump on Friday, where news goes to die, because everyone goes out and does weekend stuff all weekend and forgets about it.
• 3:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, I'll be like, what do you mean? We reported it on Friday afternoon.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: Here's possibly the greatest news we've, got on the show. Brian, do we still have Canadian listeners, or did they all give up on us?
• 3:34
  Brian McFadden: No, I think we still got Canadian listeners.
• 3:36
  Testecleese: Well, if we have any Alberta… or Albertan? Albertian?
• 3:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to succeed from Canada.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: They've already passed a vote to whether or not put it on an actual ballot and have, like, a real vote.
• 3:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 3:48
  Testecleese: And there's a handful of options they have, which I'm not sure what they all mean.
• 3:53
  Testecleese: But, like, one of them's leave Canada, but stay United Kingdom, another one's like, leave the whole thing, and I was like, are they even allowed to do that?
• 4:02
  Testecleese: One of them was, Leave Canada.
• 4:05
  Testecleese: yeah, become an independent nation without the UK, and another option would be,
• 4:09
  Testecleese: contact the United States and become a state, and I was like, holy shit. Do we want Alberta, though? I mean, I guess it's better than Quebec.
• 4:17
  Brian McFadden: They have all the oil.
• 4:18
  Testecleese: That's… they do have a lot of oil, you're right.
• 4:23
  El Guapo: No dink.
• 4:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're about to move in on, Cuba, so if we get Alberta, all we need is Greenland, and Trump's, setup will be complete.
• 4:35
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 4:37
  Testecleese: Assuming he can finish off what he's got going on in the, Strait of Hormuz, anyway.
• 4:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, cool.
• 4:42
  Testecleese: But yeah, I thought that was…
• 4:44
  Testecleese: Crazy that they were having to vote to leave Canada.
• 4:48
  El Guapo: Not yet.
• 4:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, they feel like they're not representative.
• 4:51
  Brian McFadden: Because they're very conservative in Alberta.
• 4:55
  Brian McFadden: And Toronto is not conservative whatsoever.
• 5:00
  Testecleese: Yes, it's more sparsely populated, I believe, too. Even the major cities.
• 5:05
  Testecleese: Aren't as dense, right?
• 5:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:09
  Testecleese: You tend to get more conservatism out in areas like that, because
• 5:13
  Testecleese: I'm not sure exactly how far north people live in Alberta, but I mean, there's fucking polar bears up in Canada, you know?
• 5:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:22
  Testecleese: You know, and if you're not allowed to have a weapon to defend yourself.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: You know, or you have to go through a 6-month, 6-year process to get your hands on a shotgun to stop a polar bear.
• 5:32
  El Guapo: Oh, funny enough, he's talking about bears, and not guns. As soon as there's a weapon ban, now we're seeing black bears in here in Oakford.
• 5:41
  Testecleese: Well…
• 5:42
  El Guapo: I was like, okay.
• 5:45
  Testecleese: This one I thought was fun, Brian.
• 5:48
  Testecleese: We talked about that Waymo that drove through the construction site, right?
• 5:52
  Brian McFadden: I think so, yeah.
• 5:54
  Testecleese: ago, and I just read another one today, actually, about,
• 5:57
  Testecleese: Doing the same thing, but it went through wet concrete.
• 6:01
  El Guapo: Amen.
• 6:01
  Testecleese: And now, apparently.
• 6:05
  Brian McFadden: Running from the police.
• 6:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, running from the police through a construction zone with a passenger in it.
• 6:11
  Testecleese: So, Waymo's gonna stop doing highway stuff.
• 6:15
  El Guapo: Waymo's, like, automated vehicle.
• 6:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, there's no driver.
• 6:19
  El Guapo: So why is I running away from the police?
• 6:22
  Testecleese: It wasn't, it just didn't recognize the sirens telling it to stop.
• 6:27
  Testecleese: So it just, it was, like, OJ'd in, it just kept driving.
• 6:30
  Brian McFadden: ignored them.
• 6:30
  Testecleese: police.
• 6:31
  Brian McFadden: Who was gonna get the ticket?
• 6:34
  El Guapo: Another driver, another passenger.
• 6:36
  Testecleese: You'd think it would have to be the company that owns the, the machine.
• 6:40
  El Guapo: Just like a.
• 6:41
  Testecleese: And I…
• 6:42
  Testecleese: I just can't believe they're letting these things operate on the road already, if we're having issues like this.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: Oh my god. I'm not getting in one of those things, and I'm not crossing the road if there's one coming anywhere nearby, either.
• 6:54
  El Guapo: Unfortunately, it's gonna take a tragedy for them to stop completely. You know what? This is a bad idea.
• 7:00
  El Guapo: I couldn't tell you that.
• 7:02
  Testecleese: Did these things stop for people?
• 7:05
  Brian McFadden: They're supposed to.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: So how is it not stopping for a construction zone?
• 7:12
  Testecleese: That just blows my mind.
• 7:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, the big barricade doesn't tell the vehicle you can't go this way, how is a person standing in front of it with a stroller gonna tell it, don't go this way?
• 7:26
  Testecleese: Or stop, you know?
• 7:30
  Testecleese: Shit, Tesla has better reactions automatically than this… than these things do.
• 7:34
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: Oh, Don Lemon's all butthurt. Again, he's blaming the patriarchy and the white man and et cetera, et cetera, is why he lost his job on CNN.
• 7:48
  El Guapo: Who's just fine by that?
• 7:51
  El Guapo: That was, like, 5 years ago. You're still crying about this?
• 7:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 7:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he is, he's… he's disappeared into oblivion, he… the only…
• 7:58
  Brian McFadden: We've got a podcast.
• 8:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, the only reason why his name is anywhere is because he went and helped those guys commit a crime and break into a church.
• 8:07
  Testecleese: But it's… oh my god, he's like, oh yeah, there were less… No, dude, you're a partisan motherfucker, and you couldn't give the news, and nobody was watching when you were on the news anymore, because they knew what you were gonna say. They got it all from Rachel Maddow 45 minutes earlier on MS Now, okay?
• 8:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:26
  El Guapo: Sure.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: I… just… I saw his name come up again, I had to, had to bring it in.
• 8:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 8:32
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 8:35
  Testecleese: What an inconvenient truth this is, Brian.
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 8:39
  Testecleese: The world's not gonna end in 5 years because of climate change, according to the leading climatologist.
• 8:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've been saying that for, like, 20 years, so…
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Yes, but the UN finally agreed, or… it was the UN, yeah, right? That climate committee.
• 8:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:54
  Testecleese: They finally come out and be like, yeah, yeah, you're right, it's definitely not the worst case scenario, and they're being ripped apart.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: by a lot of people saying, we changed policy, we increased taxes, we gave incentives for stuff, because you said the world was ending, and we had to do something about it now! Not tomorrow!
• 9:13
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 9:15
  El Guapo: Didn't AOC say the words at the end, like, 5 years, like, 6 years ago?
• 9:21
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, she's done it more than once, that's the problem.
• 9:24
  Testecleese: She just puts out a new number every time it shows up again.
• 9:30
  Testecleese: Dulcy Gabbitt has resigned her position.
• 9:33
  El Guapo: Yeah, I heard about that.
• 9:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's citing her, her husband having a rare bone cancer diagnosis, but wasn't…
• 9:41
  Testecleese: Weren't a bunch of documents just taken from her home by the CIA?
• 9:46
  El Guapo: Apparently, it's a, like, a procedure, it's not… no, nothing crazy, that's why no one worries.
• 9:51
  Testecleese: She was the head of department.
• 9:54
  Testecleese: CIA worked for her, Department of National Intelligence.
• 9:56
  El Guapo: I guess what I think you have is, like, hey, need to get this document back, or something.
• 10:04
  El Guapo: Then we gotta get back to you, bud.
• 10:05
  El Guapo: Nobody's making a big deal out of this.
• 10:08
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 10:09
  Testecleese: Well, some people did make a big deal about that. Yeah.
• 10:13
  Testecleese: Excuse me. But they're all left-wing journalists saying that she was being raided by the CIA. Actually,
• 10:19
  Testecleese: Fox News did. Jesse Waters did, like, a breaking news, you know, and it's been confirmed by, congressional representatives.
• 10:27
  Testecleese: I just thought it was interesting that that happened, and then… the resignation comes, and… don't get me wrong.
• 10:33
  El Guapo: on the.
• 10:33
  Testecleese: Lone cancer's a big enough reason, but…
• 10:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean… I mean, she got even racing hell about it, so…
• 10:40
  Testecleese: Who's that, super obnoxious, right-wing reporter that seems to know everybody?
• 10:47
  Testecleese: Oh, I can't remember her name. I wanna say Anna Paulina Luna, but she's a, representative, isn't she?
• 10:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:55
  Testecleese: Crap.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: Laura Loomer.
• 11:00
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 11:00
  Testecleese: Like, 2 days before Gabbard resigned, Lumer said that, she was gonna be leaving the position soon.
• 11:06
  El Guapo: Probably should have found out about the hospital having lung cancer.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: You guys see, not just MS Now, but a whole bunch of these news corporations come out, blasting, Senator…
• 11:21
  Testecleese: What was his name?
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Of course, it's, Mike Johnson, oh, he's the Speaker of the House, my mistake, Mike Johnson.
• 11:30
  Testecleese: Why? I gave him a hard time, oh, because… on the…
• 11:34
  Testecleese: the floor, he said that our rights are God-given.
• 11:39
  El Guapo: You said that.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: stupid, they clearly come from the Constitution.
• 11:42
  Testecleese: And, oh, I…
• 11:43
  El Guapo: And then a whole bunch of.
• 11:44
  Testecleese: people did this… yeah, a whole bunch of people did this at the same time, and everyone came out online and was like, have you read the fucking paper?
• 11:50
  El Guapo: Apparently not.
• 11:53
  Testecleese: It turns out 47 states' individual constitutions cite God in them, too.
• 12:02
  El Guapo: For our Creator, what do you think that means?
• 12:06
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 12:08
  Testecleese: Exactly, ugh.
• 12:10
  El Guapo: You know, I never went to college, and then, like, I think… college is a waste of fucking money, dude, I guess.
• 12:16
  El Guapo: This'll show you right here.
• 12:19
  El Guapo: Whose word?
• 12:19
  Testecleese: I brought up recently, I say recently, a couple months ago.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: I said, if you're gonna be trying to cite the Constitution, maybe you should give it a read first. And the dude I know, Sean dude was like, I recommend you do the same thing yourself.
• 12:32
  Testecleese: I was like, dude, trust me, I've read it more than once. So when I shared this out, and I was like, this is exactly what I was talking about, with people saying that people should read it. This motherfucker responded with, yeah, I did, where does it say anything about that? I was like, oh my god, the frickin'… the preamble! The opening of it! It's the first line!
• 12:51
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, that and the Declaration of Independence both cite God as to where our rights come from.
• 12:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:03
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 13:04
  El Guapo: I just, I mean, I don't… I don't get it like that, I just don't wanna…
• 13:08
  El Guapo: Just so stubborn, that's why they got a dunk yesterday.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: Well, that brings up the question. Are these people in these positions, these jobs, that stupid?
• 13:20
  Testecleese: Or are they betting on their viewership being stupid enough to believe it and vote accordingly?
• 13:28
  El Guapo: I think it's a combination of both, half and half.
• 13:31
  Testecleese: So, some of them are actually that dumb, but some of them know better and are just trying to manipulate you into being stupid.
• 13:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 13:39
  El Guapo: That's another difference, that's the thing.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: That's something I brought up on this show more than once, is, we need to dump this social studies crap in high school and bring back civics. These people graduating college now have no idea how our government works.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: And it's like, you're casting votes, and you don't even know what your vote means, or where it goes, or what it does.
• 13:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 13:58
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 14:00
  Testecleese: Over here, the governor, Morrissey, he started this new ad campaign to convince businesses in Virginia to come over to West Virginia and set up shop.
• 14:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: I'm not surprised.
• 14:15
  Brian McFadden: Targeting Loudoun County.
• 14:17
  Testecleese: He is starting in Loudoun County, but I think he should also look further inland, I'm sorry, closer to the shore, and have a look at Purdue.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: The chicken… Aunt Tyson is over there, and Smithfield, the pork folks, are all over there in Virginia.
• 14:34
  El Guapo: I will have major engineering.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: All of that could work easy out here, tons of room for, farmland, and you can set up your processing plant in the middle of nowhere, so it doesn't even stink up the, surrounding areas, except for the people who work there.
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 14:50
  Testecleese: So, yeah, Morrissey's… yeah, exactly, when he's trying to pull a lot of these folks in, like, look what… the individuals, he… is what he's talking about, Loudoun. He wants to bring the wealthy people from Loudoun into West Virginia, over by, like, Harpers Ferry area, for a lower tax, but he's offering businesses the same incentive, basically.
• 15:09
  Testecleese: And this is… Little concerning. There's.
• 15:13
  El Guapo: We're gonna start breaking the blue.
• 15:15
  Testecleese: Well, we've got two environmentalist groups suing a graphite, factory here in West Virginia.
• 15:24
  Testecleese: They're leaving all sorts of stuff, like, sulfates… excuse me, I got… nasty frog.
• 15:30
  Testecleese: Sulfates and lead and, all sorts of nasty stuff in the runoff that they're dumping into the creeks.
• 15:37
  Brian McFadden: Don't have…
• 15:37
  Testecleese: It's ending up in the Mahogany… or… whatever, the big, giant national forest, through that river, through the Elk River, which runs across the street from my house.
• 15:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, and some other streams and tributaries.
• 15:53
  Testecleese: I don't know how much this will affect me directly, I'm on the top of the mountain.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: So, like, nothing's rolling… nothing's coming downhill into my water supply, but…
• 16:04
  Testecleese: If this is true, this is a big deal, and these guys could be in a lot of trouble.
• 16:09
  Testecleese: And meanwhile, Memorial Day weekend, the, woodshopping Festival.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: has begun here in West Virginia.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, it is a spot to get into the World Championship if you, win here, this week.
• 16:24
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: It is, it's pretty cool, it's a big tradition, brings a lot of people into town, puts a lot of money into a very, very,
• 16:33
  Testecleese: Poor area.
• 16:35
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. We had guys from New Zealand… a dude from New Zealand again, and the same Canadian again.
• 16:41
  Testecleese: show up to try to compete, which I thought was pretty cool.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Did you?
• 16:46
  Brian McFadden: Indeed.
• 16:47
  Testecleese: Me? No. No, these guys are pros.
• 16:51
  Testecleese: If I tried to compete with them, I would put that axe right through my foot.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: I would love to get into some of the crazy stuff they do, but that's… oh my goodness, these guys, they do it so fast. Even with my nice brand new song, I got a nice new shiny chain on it.
• 17:08
  Testecleese: It still takes me twice as long as these guys with their frickin', like, 200 horsepower chainsaws, you know?
• 17:13
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 17:14
  Testecleese: Oh, it's crazy, some of these dudes show up with, like, $2,500 chainsaws. You're like, what the fuck! It's like, I bought a nice farm boss, and it cost me $500, you know what I mean?
• 17:24
  Testecleese: That's what I saw!
• 17:27
  Testecleese: Alright, what's going on in Michigan?
• 17:30
  Brian McFadden: Huh. We had, Senior Skip Day, at Lake Michigan at the beach.
• 17:38
  Brian McFadden: Happened from a whole bunch of schools, all chose one day, and they all went to the beach, and partied it up at the beach, and the day ended up in, several arrests and citations.
• 17:52
  El Guapo: To have fun.
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: They had fun, they.
• 17:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, this is…
• 17:56
  Testecleese: That's what happens on Senior Skip Day, right?
• 17:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Brian McFadden: They were… they were caught…
• 18:00
  El Guapo: Drinking?
• 18:01
  Brian McFadden: Drinking, and there was 12 citations for alcohol violations, 2 citations for marijuana possessions, 3 citations for loud music, and 2 arrests for resisting and obstructing the police.
• 18:14
  Testecleese: Now, I see…
• 18:15
  Brian McFadden: And some of the people that left one spot, they went to another park.
• 18:19
  Brian McFadden: And the cops had to come there, too.
• 18:23
  El Guapo: I don't know, it's kind of, like, risky, you know? Like, what are we gonna do this toward the end of the graduate… I mean, closer to graduation, I think they would do after graduation, after you got your certificate, you know?
• 18:33
  Testecleese: Because you wouldn't be skipping school if it was…
• 18:36
  El Guapo: After graduation.
• 18:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, but just saying, like…
• 18:40
  Testecleese: is… This is what teenagers do, and…
• 18:43
  El Guapo: Whoa.
• 18:44
  Testecleese: Yes, it's a good way to cause serious injury.
• 18:47
  Testecleese: My senior prom, we had a kid go to the emergency room with alcohol poisoning.
• 18:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, but she was just stupid, trying to drink a bottle of whiskey by herself, you know.
• 18:57
  Brian McFadden: I'll do.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: senior in high school.
• 18:58
  Brian McFadden: That's never… that's never a good idea.
• 19:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, even if you're a professional, that just means you're burning a hole in your stomach at that point, right?
• 19:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 19:05
  El Guapo: We were talking about it hurts.
• 19:08
  Testecleese: I mean, I remember we went down to this party down on Duxbury Beach in Massachusetts when I was younger, and the beach was public. No. Yeah, it was a public beach where you had to go through private property to get there.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: But, and you had to cross town lines when you did it. So, like, the next town over would call the cops, because you were technically in Pembroke.
• 19:30
  Testecleese: So they had to get on the radio call over to Duxbury, Duxbury would come down to get ya, but we'd sit there with a police scanner playing the whole time, and we'd hear the call going over the radio, like, alright, everyone, time, it's time to get up and go, you know, we made too much noise.
• 19:43
  Testecleese: And we'd be leaving, throwing out empty bottles and everything, and the cops would be like, just quick search of the car, like, you going home, like, yup, like, alright, just get out of here. I'm like, okay.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: And… I don't know, I mean…
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Maybe not slapping these kids with arrests… granted, if you're resisting.
• 20:00
  Testecleese: Getting nailed to these fines is gonna… it's gonna be on your record for a while, and people are gonna make decisions based on that as you're getting out of high school, you know?
• 20:08
  El Guapo: Yeah… You know, it's… This is Michigan, right?
• 20:13
  Testecleese: Right?
• 20:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, I graduated from high school and stuff like that.
• 20:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was Michigan.
• 20:17
  El Guapo: But nobody asked me for a certificate of high school, like, And I was like, okay.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Well, there's a lot of rural area in Michigan, right, Brian?
• 20:27
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yes. Yes, sir.
• 20:29
  Testecleese: Exactly. Exactly. So a lot of these guys aren't going right off to college. A lot of these guys are gonna be looking for jobs, logging, or farming, or whatever, right?
• 20:38
  El Guapo: That's their opinion.
• 20:40
  Testecleese: Do you want to hire the guy who just got picked up for, you know…
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Drinking too much, the teenager who, you know what I mean, it's like, yeah.
• 20:48
  El Guapo: you can.
• 20:49
  Testecleese: You could say…
• 20:51
  El Guapo: It's a dumb mistake for the same.
• 20:52
  Testecleese: But at the same time, there's 20 other kids graduating that are looking for the same job, you know?
• 20:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, then you…
• 20:58
  Brian McFadden: No doubt.
• 20:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're right, Amidown.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 21:02
  Testecleese: What's going on with the fishes? You guys gonna… Switching which fishes you.
• 21:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the commercial fishermen want to be able to,
• 21:11
  Brian McFadden: Because the whitefish is kind of waning in the Detroit River and the other major rivers around here, so they want the ability to start fishing for trout and walleyes.
• 21:23
  Testecleese: What is a whitefish? Is that just what it's called?
• 21:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 21:28
  Testecleese: That's like the expensive fish sticks, right?
• 21:31
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 21:32
  Testecleese: I guess the cheap fish sticks are cod, usually.
• 21:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, with white fish stocks plummeting in the lower Great Lakes, commercial fishermen want the ability to target new species so they can keep making a living.
• 21:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know.
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: So why are the whitefish stocks plummeting in Michigan? Is it because it was overfished, or because there's something going on with the lakes?
• 21:55
  Testecleese: That's an excellent question. Is it overfished because they're not fishing these other fish, or… exactly, or is something being dumped in there that's affecting this fish?
• 22:04
  Testecleese: Because maybe, perhaps, just leaving him alone for 2-3 years will bounce the population right back.
• 22:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. But if something else is killing them…
• 22:13
  El Guapo: You should be killing the other fishes too, though.
• 22:16
  Testecleese: Maybe, it might be something specific, like a genetic thing that's going on, you know what I mean?
• 22:21
  Testecleese: Causing a mutation.
• 22:23
  Brian McFadden: The steakhead.
• 22:25
  Testecleese: I don't think they've…
• 22:26
  Brian McFadden: The snakehead Fish, I don't think it's made it all the way up here yet, because they put electric fences up.
• 22:31
  Brian McFadden: On the Mississippi River, and other things coming to the Great Lakes, so they can't get through the… they haven't gotten through them yet, so…
• 22:38
  Testecleese: What? These fish would, like, fit out?
• 22:40
  Brian McFadden: It's an invasive species, yeah. It eats everything that it comes across. There's no…
• 22:45
  Testecleese: Oh, haunt him to extinction, okay.
• 22:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: interesting stuff going over there in Michigan. It's good. It's crazy, because usually when you hear about Michigan, it's either some stupid crime in Detroit.
• 22:58
  Testecleese: Or some stupid Democrat policy.
• 23:01
  Brian McFadden: Dope.
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: We got a lot of those.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, but people don't realize how empty Michigan really is. It's a huge plot of land, and Brian's house right now is, like, 20% of the population of the whole state, and somehow he gets no say in the government.
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: I do now, I'm a registered Michigan resident.
• 23:21
  Testecleese: Watch your vote actually change the, the way the elections go there, because so many more.
• 23:26
  Brian McFadden: I'm registered, too, so that's two more.
• 23:27
  Testecleese: So many people just moved into Michigan all of a sudden.
• 23:34
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of swaying the votes…
• 23:37
  Testecleese: Maryland has been busted with a…
• 23:40
  Testecleese: Sending out the wrong size, ballots and mail-in ballots, so they wouldn't be able to be read by the machine.
• 23:47
  Testecleese: Didn't this happen, was it 2 years or 4 years ago?
• 23:50
  El Guapo: I think 4 years ago…
• 23:51
  Brian McFadden: You skipped one. When did you want to go there, Exxon?
• 23:54
  Testecleese: Oh, I do, I'm sorry, it was red, I automatically skipped it, because that's…
• 23:58
  Testecleese: I do that in my head.
• 23:59
  Testecleese: That was a good transition.
• 24:02
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, but ExxonMobil…
• 24:06
  Testecleese: is being sued by Massachusetts, which is fascinating, because they brought up a photograph of a sign they had saying how it reduces emissions when in use in conjunction with their synthetic motor oil. It goes down by 3%.
• 24:21
  Testecleese: And in the photograph, they cut that off and presented it to people to get their opinions on whether or not they should go forward. So, Exxon came forward with the correct thing, saying, you're ruining our bad reputation, you took out how we explained what's going on.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: And it turns out… That… the year's in here somewhere.
• 24:40
  Testecleese: it was before I was a… well, I say before, but…
• 24:43
  Testecleese: After I left for Mass the first time, before I got there the second time, yeah, back in 19,
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Then Attorney General Laura Healey.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Got some shit done so that, fleet… state fleet vehicles…
• 24:58
  Testecleese: And any company with more than 20 vehicles had to keep track of their emissions, which is easier than it sounds.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: Because you have to do annual emissions testing to get your, your safety sticker.
• 25:12
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 25:12
  Testecleese: So all you do is extrapolate that out per mile, driven kind of thing, you know?
• 25:18
  Testecleese: And this was all passed into law, and then they're suing these guys for not…
• 25:22
  Testecleese: meeting these standards, but it turns out, none of these records have been kept, and they were still enforcing the old standard. And it's like, we went through all of this shit with you guys for this, so Exxon is suing them for this, and if Exxon…
• 25:36
  Testecleese: is suing you. They're not coming for $100 million, are they?
• 25:40
  Brian McFadden: Nope, they come from oil.
• 25:42
  Testecleese: They're looking for a billion dollars.
• 25:45
  Testecleese: And what's gonna happen to the Commonwealth? Commonwealth!
• 25:49
  Testecleese: of Massachusetts, when they owe a billion dollars all the time.
• 25:53
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't they go bankrupt?
• 25:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the state can't go bankrupt, so what happens? Either the taxpayers bail… the United States bails them out, or…
• 26:02
  Testecleese: the cost of everything is gonna skyrocket for everyone. Yup.
• 26:07
  Testecleese: To pay off this debt, because they're already over budget as it is.
• 26:12
  Testecleese: by… I can't remember the exact number, but it's approaching a billion dollars, or over budget as it is. If they go in more than double that.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: Dear God, dude, I can't… Even if you decide to pack up and leave.
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't.
• 26:27
  Testecleese: Gas is gonna cost you $15.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: Because of the taxes put on it, you know?
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Testecleese: And that leads…
• 26:38
  Testecleese: That leads directly to the truckers, too. Who's gonna wanna deliver anything to… I would say Cape Cod, but that could be done by ship.
• 26:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 26:45
  Testecleese: Who's gonna wanna deliver anything to, like, the south shore of Massachusetts, when you have to drive at least a couple hours through Massachusetts to get there, but it's not actually on… there's no pier, like, dock, you know what I mean?
• 26:58
  Testecleese: gonna be the truck driver driving out there, going, I'm not filling my truck up when it's $15 for gasoline and $19 for diesel, you know?
• 27:09
  Brian McFadden: Thanks for holding on.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: That's when things crumble fast.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: And I'm telling you, any of my family or friends still up there, get the fuck out before you can't. You do not want to be there when the frickin' roof falls down, because they kept taking the walls out.
• 27:24
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright. Maryland! Handing out faulty ballots to… was this statewide, or was this… In a certain area?
• 27:34
  Brian McFadden: That's just a.
• 27:34
  Testecleese: Red District?
• 27:36
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 27:37
  Brian McFadden: It is, what?
• 27:40
  Testecleese: Either way, a 600… oh, no, I'm sorry.
• 27:43
  Brian McFadden: 400,000.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 27:46
  Brian McFadden: It was a state contractor mistakenly milled incorrect party ballots.
• 27:52
  Brian McFadden: to more… some of… to some of the more than 400,000 voters who requested… so it's not 400,000, it's some of the 400,000 that requested mail-in ballots for next month's primary election, so it was only…
• 28:06
  Brian McFadden: a Republican issue.
• 28:10
  Testecleese: Okay, so the company the Republican Party hired to make their ballots fucked it up.
• 28:15
  Brian McFadden: No, I think, I think it's still a state issue. A state contractor, it says here.
• 28:20
  El Guapo: Steak.
• 28:20
  Testecleese: Contractor.
• 28:24
  Testecleese: Booking tickets.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: What does this mean?
• 28:30
  Brian McFadden: They're… their… the Freedom Caucus is demanding a…
• 28:34
  Brian McFadden: Federal scrutiny of the state's voter rolls and election procedures, warning that flooding the system with replacement ballots creates yet another opening for confusion, mistakes, and potential abuse.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: So, another strongly worded letter.
• 28:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, sounds like what I bought.
• 28:52
  El Guapo: Why can't we get this shit right? Like, why can we just count it, you know, hand count, you know?
• 28:59
  Testecleese: I mean, you could. It's been done before.
• 29:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I, like… Didn't fly.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: If we were to come down to a hand count with, the JAD incidents?
• 29:07
  Brian McFadden: I remember that, huh?
• 29:09
  Testecleese: Al Gore. Al Gore refusing to accept the election outcome, right?
• 29:14
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 29:15
  Brian McFadden: Supreme Court had to get involved and tell Florida to stop counting.
• 29:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, it wouldn't make a difference anyway, Florida, okay?
• 29:23
  Testecleese: He's gonna lose even if he wins all of the votes in Florida.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: But as you mentioned, cleaning up voter rolls, north Carolina.
• 29:33
  Testecleese: I just did something fascinating, might find exactly… Oh, the jury duty.
• 29:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: people who had been called in for jury duty, but said, I'm not a citizen, to get out of jury duty, are now going to be removed from the voter rolls because they're not citizens.
• 29:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's smart, that's smart.
• 29:51
  Testecleese: I was like, well, yeah.
• 29:53
  Brian McFadden: How did they get… how did they get on the voter rolls if they're not citizens? That's my question.
• 29:58
  Testecleese: Same way they got called up for, jury duty.
• 30:03
  El Guapo: Just in case you chuckled.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: Fox doesn't mean that you're a citizen.
• 30:06
  El Guapo: Yeah, this automatically check in, DMV needs.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, speaking of, that reminds me, just like the draft they're doing now, right? Yep.
• 30:16
  Testecleese: Did any of you guys watch the Kevin Hart roast?
• 30:19
  Brian McFadden: I did. I watched it twice now.
• 30:22
  Testecleese: I've seen most of it, I haven't finished it yet, because the… Kids wouldn't stay in bed.
• 30:27
  Testecleese: It's different.
• 30:28
  Brian McFadden: Aye.
• 30:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, Chelsea Henley needs to be slapped in the face.
• 30:32
  Brian McFadden: She's like…
• 30:35
  Testecleese: No, but she said something stupid about, like.
• 30:37
  Brian McFadden: Oh, the first…
• 30:37
  Testecleese: What if we made the draft mandatory, and you guys had to go fight? I was like, bitch, they already signed up for the draft, they had to, because it was mandatory!
• 30:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:47
  Testecleese: Did she not know this?
• 30:48
  Brian McFadden: So she didn't write it, she probably didn't write the material, somebody else wrote it for her. She's reading it off a teleprompter.
• 30:55
  Testecleese: True, but I mean… Doesn't everyone realize that all men have to register for the draft at 18?
• 31:02
  El Guapo: No.
• 31:04
  Testecleese: I thought this was something that was common knowledge.
• 31:06
  Brian McFadden: If you want to apply for any financial aid, or get federal jobs, or anything like that, you gotta… you gotta… you gotta register.
• 31:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, and if you don't, you can face, massive…
• 31:18
  Brian McFadden: penalty.
• 31:18
  Testecleese: And even, jail time.
• 31:20
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yup.
• 31:21
  Testecleese: Pink.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: But yeah, it just pissed me off. When she was running her mouth, I was like, I hate this woman.
• 31:27
  Brian McFadden: I think the first time I watched it, I was watching it by myself, so I fast-forwarded through her. I didn't even watch her, Heart of the Comedy Show, but…
• 31:35
  Brian McFadden: Last night, when I was watching it, again, I was watching it with a couple people, so I had to sit through it, you know.
• 31:40
  Testecleese: I will say, our…
• 31:41
  Brian McFadden: No, he wasn't… she's not the funniest comedian that was on the roast, that's for sure.
• 31:46
  El Guapo: I don't know how she made a living, like, how?
• 31:48
  Testecleese: Well, see, exactly what Shane Gillis said, it's like, oh, well, you're a giant whore, we know this, because you've been telling us for 30 years what a giant whore you are.
• 31:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Testecleese: And she goes on some podcasts, and they call me a whore, but it doesn't hurt my feelings. And I was like, well, then you wouldn't be bitchin' about it.
• 32:03
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: But I got a good laugh out of R. Kelly singing… sing-roasting him when it started.
• 32:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, that is… that was good, and then… what was her name there? The Flautist.
• 32:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking about, yeah.
• 32:19
  Testecleese: The one who disrespected James Madison's crystal flute?
• 32:22
  Brian McFadden: Yo. Yeah.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
• 32:27
  Testecleese: She, she, Lizzo.
• 32:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Liz.
• 32:29
  Testecleese: The one who lost all the… she was laughing her ass off.
• 32:32
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you are.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, especially she looks…
• 32:35
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're all getting paid to be there, too, you know, they're getting paid to be there.
• 32:40
  Testecleese: She was loving the fad jokes. She was like, oh, these are great. Look how much weight she lost.
• 32:45
  El Guapo: Yup.
• 32:45
  Testecleese: But, oh, she loved the fat jokes, and I just was like, great. Lizzo, I don't care for your music, and I… kinda pissed me off with a Madison flute thing, but…
• 32:55
  Testecleese: I can…
• 32:57
  Testecleese: Get over it, because it is a musical instrument, even though she's the only person to ever play it!
• 33:05
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 33:06
  Testecleese: But yeah, yeah, the more I hear from her, the more she's coming out as, like, a red-blooded MAGA Republican.
• 33:14
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 33:16
  Testecleese: Oh, this one was in Michigan, I think.
• 33:19
  Testecleese: this Democrat,
• 33:21
  Testecleese: Of course, it's taking forever to load up. I saw a video of her recently twerking, like, in her kitchen.
• 33:27
  Testecleese: Here we go. Democrat twerks for votes posts her own mugshots, and celebrates being enemy of white men. And she's a white woman, by the way.
• 33:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's running, she's running for Congress in Michigan, using a different campaigning method.
• 33:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't… there might be a video… no, I… Never mind's locked, I've already watched… looked at too many Blaze Media articles this week, it won't let me open another one.
• 33:54
  Brian McFadden: I don't… there's no… I mean…
• 33:59
  Brian McFadden: Maybe… it's on TikTok, so I don't have TikTok, so…
• 34:03
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's everywhere, it's just a matter of finding it.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: But, oh my god.
• 34:08
  Testecleese: I was just like, I can't believe this is what we've come down to.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: It's like, these people are supposed to be making decisions that run how the gov- that operates the government.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: And the way they're gonna get votes is by shaking their ass.
• 34:23
  Testecleese: Like, what does that have to do with the policy of, energy use taxes, you know what I mean?
• 34:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's why I need to repair the 19, not just for women, but for men, too.
• 34:35
  El Guapo: Unless you guys can again, that's the only time you can vote.
• 34:39
  El Guapo: No.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 34:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, ChatGPT can find it for me.
• 34:46
  Testecleese: Oh boy, you might find some crazy stuff with ChatGBT, who knows?
• 34:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nope, can't promote sexualized content involving a real person.
• 34:55
  El Guapo: I suppose.
• 34:57
  Testecleese: You got an X account?
• 34:59
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 35:00
  El Guapo: What are you looking for?
• 35:03
  Testecleese: the Democrat, twerking Democrat.
• 35:05
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I agree.
• 35:07
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 35:08
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: But yeah, she's up there on the list now with, was it Pelarico, is the guy's name, in California, and Plattner in Maine?
• 35:18
  Testecleese: It's like, what's the mad with you? Tallarico, I think is his name, not Palerico.
• 35:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Tallarico, yeah.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, an old video of Graham Plattner, the guy running for a congressional seat in Maine, right?
• 35:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: Is it, I think, I think it's gonna… it's state…
• 35:33
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I think it's Senate. I think it's Senate.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: State, not federal, though, right?
• 35:38
  Brian McFadden: I believe so, yes.
• 35:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Nazi tattoo guy.
• 35:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:43
  Testecleese: A video has resurfaced of him celebrating this dude getting shot in Afghanistan.
• 35:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that should help his campaign.
• 35:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was a Marine himself, so yeah, it's gonna really help you with the vet vote there, huh?
• 35:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and there is a vet vote in Maine, so…
• 35:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, oddly enough, the most remote places, you find the more and more, vet-dense areas, except for, like, right around a major base, like, you know, NOB, you know?
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:11
  Testecleese: Cause I'm sure that you got more vets there.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: than you would if you went to, like, Boston or New York City per capita.
• 36:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because a lot of people retire from there, and they never move back to where they came from. I did it for 30 years.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, you… and you're probably gonna go back to Virginia someday, too, because you're not leaving your boat unattended, are you? You gotta… you gotta put that thing in the water, don't you?
• 36:33
  Brian McFadden: It's in the water. That's a sore subject right now, so…
• 36:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sorry?
• 36:39
  Testecleese: Well, it's okay, it's actually sitting at the bottom of the bay, because Guapo and I took it out, and…
• 36:44
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 36:46
  Brian McFadden: claim it on my insurance, you know? I got good insurance on it, so…
• 36:49
  Testecleese: It just got stolen, though, right? Nobody knows what happened.
• 36:54
  Brian McFadden: That'd be awesome.
• 36:56
  El Guapo: That's where I kept my AR.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: Steve Hilton, I know I read this article. Oh…
• 37:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay. So, Newsome apparently has some break-the-glass-in-case-of-fire emergency protocol.
• 37:12
  Brian McFadden: They are the ones that put this stupid voting system in place, and now it's not working for them this one time, so they're gonna change the rules at last minute.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: This is what the Democrats do, they scream about democracy until they lose the vote.
• 37:25
  Testecleese: And then, you're ending democracy. It's like, no, no, you lost the vote.
• 37:31
  Testecleese: You know? They're gonna run two Republicans on this ticket, aren't they? And there's not much they can do about it at this point.
• 37:38
  Testecleese: Newsom really doesn't have much authority at this point, does he? It's too late.
• 37:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, he…
• 37:43
  El Guapo: Don't doubt the Democrats.
• 37:44
  Brian McFadden: That's what he's coming out and saying, he's got this plan to, like, Save the world.
• 37:50
  Brian McFadden: Save the Democrat Party in California.
• 37:53
  Testecleese: how is that not seen as blatant cheating? It's like, I'm gonna change the voting system as it's happening. Right. The same shit Pennsylvania did with the mail-in votes, and the Supreme Court refused to touch it going in or coming out.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: Is that your brother?
• 38:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's my brother.
• 38:12
  Brian McFadden: He wanted to be famous, be on the podcast. No, famous.
• 38:16
  Testecleese: He came across like a cartoon through the fog, the fuzz in the background.
• 38:25
  Testecleese: But, oh my god, I just don't understand how people don't…
• 38:30
  Testecleese: See this, and like, well, that's not right.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: No, it's one…
• 38:33
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they wanted this rule in place so they could control
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: State politics for the foreseeable future, and now, because they decided to run horrible candidates, this is what happens, you know?
• 38:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's her name there? The woman… Ross?
• 38:52
  Testecleese: Rose? Brass…
• 38:55
  Brian McFadden: Somebody must have got paid this weekend, they're drinking Guinness.
• 39:02
  Testecleese: You're muted over there, brother.
• 39:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, I got, like, it'll just be a 3-day weekend, so, like, let me get a few years.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: It is a 3-day weekend, it is Memorial Day.
• 39:12
  Brian McFadden: So I'm riding in a parade on Monday.
• 39:15
  Brian McFadden: I was not selected as Grand Marshal, but I'm still riding in the parade.
• 39:20
  Brian McFadden: On a big deuce and a half truck that…
• 39:23
  Brian McFadden: One of my nephew's friend zones. Right into that.
• 39:28
  Testecleese: That's a lot of vehicle.
• 39:30
  Testecleese: You're gonna break out your Dixie cup?
• 39:32
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm gonna wear my VFW hat.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: Oh. Oh, by the way, I found my sea bag after I came back from my trip on the ocean.
• 39:41
  Brian McFadden: That's awesome.
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: Was it in the storage locker in Virginia?
• 39:46
  Testecleese: I… I… no, no, it's… it's over… it was downstairs, I was…
• 39:50
  Testecleese: I was mad, I was like, I know I moved into this house with it.
• 39:56
  Brian McFadden: You got, you can buy them on Amazon.
• 39:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, but…
• 40:01
  Testecleese: But this is the problem, we keep bringing up about the Democrats, they keep putting policies in place to secure their victory in the future.
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: It backfires on him.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: And then they say, who put this stupid pla- plan into policy? It's like, you did!
• 40:16
  Testecleese: And you call this all Nazis, or evil racists, for not.
• 40:20
  El Guapo: Greenwood.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: The first way is, just like, for the love of God, how much longer are the Democrats gonna complain that they're not allowed to segregate the vote by color?
• 40:30
  El Guapo: We're gonna keep doing it till this, and everybody bought them out.
• 40:36
  Testecleese: This is what I was talking about last time, Brian, with my brother, saying Omega guys are all, segregationists. I'm like, you guys are upset that…
• 40:47
  Testecleese: You can't segregate the vote by color.
• 40:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:50
  Testecleese: I just… it's like, who's the secret?
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Crazy.
• 40:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, that's the segregationist tier.
• 40:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:59
  Testecleese: Jimmy Kimmel apparently did a signing off thing, and so didn't Jimmy Fallon when, Colbert did his last episode.
• 41:06
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 41:07
  Testecleese: I don't care. I don't either. But… yeah. Apparently, Jimmy Kimmel's, sister-in-law has been accused of flipping out on a baker with,
• 41:17
  Testecleese: what's his name, David… .
• 41:20
  Brian McFadden: What is your praise?
• 41:21
  Testecleese: Spencer Brad.
• 41:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, Spencer Pratt. Cookies? Like, Vote Pratt and everything.
• 41:28
  Testecleese: Well, it turns out that this baker has been there for years, is, like, a well-known spot, and also, their house burned down in the Palisades fire as well.
• 41:39
  Testecleese: I don't know how much you guys have been following the Spencer Pratt guy, but I'd like to see him win the ticket out there in California, but
• 41:46
  Testecleese: Or, he's second on the list?
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 41:49
  Testecleese: Behind the other one.
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the problem is, we've seen other Republican governors before, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and… In the record.
• 41:57
  Testecleese: this…
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: Because they, because they, the, the, the legislature is so heavily Democrat.
• 42:05
  Brian McFadden: There's… it's almost like there's… all he can do is, like, veto stuff.
• 42:10
  Testecleese: And Schwarzenegger was a rhino, anyway. He was the one who came out and said, screw your freedom, when COVID happened.
• 42:16
  El Guapo: Right. He lost a lot of good points for everybody.
• 42:20
  El Guapo: And he was trying to backtrack it.
• 42:23
  Testecleese: But… Pratt, he's not even… he's on the Republican ticket.
• 42:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 42:29
  Testecleese: But he's not really a Republican. I mean, he's just like, my fucking house burned down, you guys told me to fuck myself. And now they're like, you don't really live in a trailer, do you? Yeah, you have… he goes, I… my house burned down!
• 42:42
  Brian McFadden: And then you won't let me rebuild.
• 42:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, you won't let me rebuild my house, so I'm in a… She's like, yeah, but you have a nice plot of land. That's burned to the ground!
• 42:51
  El Guapo: It's like…
• 42:53
  Testecleese: I said, great, I have a plot of land worth a bunch of money, in theory, that I can't sell, and I can't build on.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: I mean, you end up…
• 43:00
  El Guapo: Yep.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: I was sitting on an acre of land for.
• 43:03
  Brian McFadden: 20 years.
• 43:05
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 43:05
  Testecleese: 20 years, that's, you know… I'll tell you what, though, I bet that's gone up in value since you bought it.
• 43:10
  El Guapo: No… Well, that's up to 17 minutes.
• 43:14
  El Guapo: Everybody was accused of Pratt, they was living in Bel Air.
• 43:18
  El Guapo: Oh, you live in Belair Hotel. So he made that Bel Air video, you seen it?
• 43:24
  Testecleese: I've seen a bunch of the AI videos that people made that he's been sharing, and they are freaking hilarious.
• 43:30
  El Guapo: No, you need to watch the…
• 43:31
  Testecleese: They got Karen Bass as Darth Vader, it's hilarious.
• 43:35
  El Guapo: No, I need to watch the press, he did the Prince of Bel-Air by him and his trailer.
• 43:41
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: see that one, but I'll have to check.
• 43:43
  El Guapo: Oh, the color is funny.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: Turns out he didn't make most of those. Those were people that liked him making videos that were shared, that he then shared.
• 43:52
  Testecleese: But yeah, he's wearing…
• 43:52
  Brian McFadden: We're talking about that on the No Agenda Show.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's going big viral for his,
• 43:58
  Testecleese: the meme ads for him, which is great, dude. If you've got other people making your campaign ads for you, you have plausible deniability at that point, right? It's like, I didn't make it! Right.
• 44:08
  El Guapo: True the, the other politicians are going against, and they make a video making sounds good, like, yeah, this is true, too.
• 44:18
  Testecleese: Alright, who's this Maureen Galladino? Oh!
• 44:24
  Brian McFadden: They want to jail the Zionists.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: You broke up pretty bad there.
• 44:30
  Brian McFadden: They want to jail American Zionists.
• 44:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's on…
• 44:36
  Brian McFadden: Registration Processing Center.
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 44:40
  Brian McFadden: Democrats.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: He wants to use the ice… In Texas.
• 44:45
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 44:46
  Brian McFadden: I know what?
• 44:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Brian McFadden: And she's running for a primary in the Texas newly redrawn 35th District.
• 44:55
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 44:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and she's coming out with all these anti-Israel things, and saying that we need to…
• 45:05
  Testecleese: put these Zionists in concentration camps and castrate them.
• 45:10
  Testecleese: And I'm like, and you're talking, you're calling people Nazis, and you're saying, put people in concentration camps and castrate them.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: Well, anyway, she came out and complained about the backlash that came from it.
• 45:21
  Testecleese: Because everyone's like, who the fuck are you? And, you know, what? Kind of shit.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: And she's blaming the… she's blaming the press and the Democrat Party for putting her message out there.
• 45:34
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 45:36
  El Guapo: You're a politician. What do you think is gonna happen?
• 45:39
  El Guapo: Nito.
• 45:41
  Testecleese: Oh, could you imagine this anywhere else? Could you imagine if instead of the Jews, because somehow that's okay, again.
• 45:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:49
  Testecleese: Could you imagine if it was any other group besides white American? Even if it was Asian?
• 45:53
  Testecleese: And you said it's okay to hate on these people. Or, shit, Michigan,
• 45:59
  Testecleese: University of Michigan just got a bunch of shit for, like, a two-hour thing at graduation when the guy just talked shit about Jews and told people to keep giving him a hard time on campus. And it's like, could you imagine if they said black people instead of Jews?
• 46:13
  Testecleese: You know, or Native Americans.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Do people realize how few Jews there are on this planet?
• 46:22
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 46:23
  Testecleese: There's still less now than there were… before the Holocaust.
• 46:28
  El Guapo: Just even, like, what, like, white people are, like.
• 46:31
  El Guapo: Like, 8% of the population on Earth.
• 46:33
  Testecleese: 7, from what I heard.
• 46:35
  El Guapo: Something like that.
• 46:37
  Testecleese: Yes, you want to push a global position, and you want to talk about minorities, then here you go, only 7% of the population is white.
• 46:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't think she's going anywhere in Texas.
• 46:49
  Testecleese: I think she's just another loudmouth who's gonna get swept aside because she said something really stupid.
• 46:57
  Testecleese: And, oh, this guy here. I read this article today, too.
• 47:01
  Testecleese: this, he's a pastor in Alabama.
• 47:08
  Testecleese: He's running, for the governorship, right?
• 47:12
  Testecleese: He's got… yeah, he's got video of him out there, like, smoking blunts and cussing people out and stuff. I'm like, this guy's a pastor?
• 47:21
  Testecleese: And when he, like, took 4th… no, I'm sorry, he only got 4 point… 35th place in the Democrat primary, only 4.3% of the votes, which is basically his immediate family and friends.
• 47:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:34
  Testecleese: He then blamed old white men and women.
• 47:38
  Testecleese: That he couldn't get his own party to vote for him.
• 47:44
  Brian McFadden: Well, you gotta be appealing to more than just…
• 47:48
  Brian McFadden: African Americans, you know? You gotta be able to…
• 47:52
  Brian McFadden: Be able to appeal to, you know, a broader spectrum of constituents.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: I just don't know what kind of moron is gonna vote for the person who says that you personally are a bad person because of the color of your skin and the plumbing you have.
• 48:06
  Testecleese: Like, how much did the Democrat Party do this about white men? You know what I mean? It was years before they finally started to back off a little bit.
• 48:14
  Testecleese: I was like, oh, white men aren't voting for us. Well, I wonder why! You called up all fucking Nazis and Xenos.
• 48:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they left your party for that reason.
• 48:21
  Testecleese: They left, like, alright, alright, I guess I don't belong here, so… Yeah. Those guys over there said they'll buy me a beer and some frickin', wings, you know?
• 48:33
  Testecleese: Oh! The Super Mayor!
• 48:36
  Testecleese: Tiffany Henyard?
• 48:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 48:39
  Testecleese: Remember how we mentioned she was gonna run as a Republican?
• 48:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 48:45
  Testecleese: Well, she did, and she went the next county over, I believe, ba-buh-buh.
• 48:51
  Brian McFadden: And she won.
• 48:53
  Testecleese: Yes, Fulton County, she went over to Fulton County.
• 48:58
  Testecleese: She ran unopposed in the primary.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: So, I mean, the fact.
• 49:04
  Brian McFadden: So she's a Republican now?
• 49:06
  Testecleese: Yes, she ran on the Republican ticket, and…
• 49:11
  Testecleese: And… the only reason why, again, she won is because she was unopposed.
• 49:15
  Testecleese: But that means that Fulton County Is putting up nothing.
• 49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: to try to compete with the Democrats.
• 49:26
  Testecleese: Because I don't know… I don't know how much you remember, we talked about her here and there, but I followed her career, because I was very interested in what was going on. Jeremy Hambley from The Quartering.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: was my primary source from that. I'm sure Aguapo knows who that guy is.
• 49:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, he'd been in trouble.
• 49:42
  Testecleese: He's been into some trouble lately, I… wine, I don't care.
• 49:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, do you hear about, stick, stick, Stick Hicks?
• 49:49
  Testecleese: Sticks HexanHammer666? Yeah, he's, an alcoholic and depressed.
• 49:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, damn.
• 49:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've watched that deterioration occur, and I stopped paying attention to him, like, 2 years ago, honestly.
• 50:02
  El Guapo: He's Rappelion right now.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, he still shows up in my feed, and I'm like, I don't want to hear what this guy has to say anymore.
• 50:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, he lost some credibility.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: And he used to be genuinely fine, like, it was 6 minutes, and he would give good points.
• 50:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, that was like, okay, cool, yeah.
• 50:17
  Brian McFadden: Good luck getting it out of your feed.
• 50:19
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 50:20
  El Guapo: I'm so subscriber. You can subscribe, yeah.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: I'm still subscribed to him. I'm hoping he turns it around, because I used to see him on other shows all the time, like… Diego, is that why,
• 50:30
  Testecleese: Jeremy's in trouble as being affiliated with Styx, because they do that show with, Hannah Claire Brimilo, don't they?
• 50:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that, but he got… he got so wasted in the show, he passed out. And the court was like, you know what, you're just fired.
• 50:45
  Testecleese: Oh, like… like when Alex Jones was on Tim Pool's show, Timcast IRL.
• 50:50
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 50:51
  Testecleese: Alex Jones got so sick, he had to get up and leave because he was so drunk.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: My damn.
• 50:59
  Testecleese: And it was funny, because Tim was like.
• 51:02
  Testecleese: Normally, I wouldn't bring this kind of stuff up, because it's not everyone's business, but it was live on our show, we kind of have to address what just happened here, you know?
• 51:10
  Testecleese: The man can't stand up, he can't speak, he's thrown up twice since he's been here.
• 51:15
  El Guapo: Like, what time of the show was going on? Like, 8 o'clock, like, us, or something like that? Yeah, it actually was.
• 51:22
  Testecleese: Timcast?
• 51:23
  El Guapo: Yeah…
• 51:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's on, Monday through Friday at, 8pm.
• 51:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that.
• 51:29
  Testecleese: widely.
• 51:30
  El Guapo: nobody wasted by the time. Yeah, it's not a…
• 51:36
  El Guapo: We are different, we're not… we're not saying we are professional, we're just like, hey, we're just having fun drinking beers.
• 51:41
  Testecleese: Well, Alex Jones had a rough run for a while there.
• 51:44
  El Guapo: Bless you.
• 51:46
  Testecleese: Yes, he did, he might have just puked it all out, but…
• 51:49
  El Guapo: It's okay.
• 51:50
  Testecleese: But I'm talking about, he got sued and lost a case that was the entire GDP of France.
• 51:55
  El Guapo: Dude.
• 51:56
  Testecleese: Over… putting out misinformation.
• 52:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:01
  Testecleese: But it's a little terrifying.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: Yup.
• 52:05
  Testecleese: Alright, so Ebola has come up again in conversation, everyone's talking about Ebola. We see this every year, don't we, Brian? We talk about this.
• 52:12
  Brian McFadden: There's like… We see these… it goes in a cycle, you know, with sobola… Hantavirus… .
• 52:20
  Testecleese: COVID.
• 52:21
  Brian McFadden: What was the one where the head shrink?
• 52:25
  Testecleese: I don't know what you're talking about that, but I mean, you got, chinese record.
• 52:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh, it began with a Z. Zika. The Zika virus. The Zika virus.
• 52:34
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: But when we see Ebola show up every year, a handful of cases, even in the United States, Fuck.
• 52:44
  Testecleese: Last year, I'm sure you remember, we had cases of the bubonic plague.
• 52:49
  Testecleese: in California and in Chicago.
• 52:53
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: And you're like, oh, Ebola's showing up again, everyone's gonna die.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: Don't… don't go to fuckin'…
• 53:03
  Testecleese: A shithole African nation, and drink from stagnant water that someone is pooping in 20 feet away from you, and you'll probably be okay.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: You know?
• 53:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: I mean, come on.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: Granted, that's not how Ebola spreads, but that's… you're putting yourself in a situation to get diseases.
• 53:25
  Testecleese: And everyone's terrified of Ebola, because what was that, Outbreak? Was that the book?
• 53:30
  Brian McFadden: There was a movie about it, too.
• 53:31
  Testecleese: Well, yeah.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think it was outbreak, it was Ebola, right? When you would crash and bleed out?
• 53:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, that just sounds nasty.
• 53:41
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, this is blowing my mind.
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Hantavirus.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: It's not supposed to be communicable from person to person.
• 53:52
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 53:53
  Testecleese: It never has been, and then there was this theory that this one strain might be able to, with, like, close, intimate contact, basically sex.
• 54:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Testecleese: Or sharing needles.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: But now they're doing… they're talking about lockdowns.
• 54:08
  Testecleese: And millions are infected worldwide.
• 54:12
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: When will you get hantavirus from breathing in, like, decomposing, rodent shit?
• 54:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and this is… this… Trump's banned some of these countries from coming to the United States right now.
• 54:25
  Testecleese: So they're basically quarantining them?
• 54:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:29
  El Guapo: Must do.
• 54:31
  Brian McFadden: Because the flight that was supposed to land in Detroit had to be diverted to Canada because there was somebody that was on the flight that wasn't supposed to be on the flight.
• 54:42
  Brian McFadden: And they weren't even necessarily infected, but they were coming from the country where this is all going down right now.
• 54:49
  El Guapo: You think you would bang flights, like, sorry, you stay there, sorry.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: Well, I just… Let's be real about this. Most of your, quote, pandemics
• 55:04
  Testecleese: Affects the elderly and the very, very young.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: More than anything else.
• 55:11
  Testecleese: Covid, for example, like, 90% of the people killed were over 65.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: And the other… and, like, 8% were under 15.
• 55:22
  Testecleese: For the most part, anyone else who died from COVID-related stuff was because they got a fucking vaccine and their heart stopped working right, you know? About myocarditis, pericarditis stuff.
• 55:34
  Testecleese: We're doing an awful lot of panicking for something that only affects,
• 55:37
  Testecleese: piece of the population, and especially… and pardon my vulgarity on this, but a big piece of that population is on the way out anyway.
• 55:48
  Testecleese: You know?
• 55:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 55:54
  Testecleese: So what… do you know anything about this Trump RX, Trump prescription thing?
• 55:59
  El Guapo: Oh, he came out with a… he came out with a new website, so you can, like.
• 56:04
  Brian McFadden: You can order drugs directly through them, they're supposed to be cheaper than the pharmacy.
• 56:08
  El Guapo: It's like the Amazon, it's like the Amazon pharmacy.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're… They're the generic drugs that you… that people drive to Mexico or Canada to buy, right?
• 56:19
  Testecleese: You don't have to get Purdue Pharma, OxyContin.
• 56:23
  Brian McFadden: It's all Ratouille's fault.
• 56:27
  Testecleese: Oh, what?
• 56:28
  Brian McFadden: Ratatouille's fall.
• 56:30
  Testecleese: Right, right, right at you.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: Wasn't he, like, an animated brat or something?
• 56:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, antivirus.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 56:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm streaming on YouTube because I was on the phone before we started the show with a friend that wanted me to stream it so he could chime in, so he just hopped on.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: Oh, had we known that, I would have made an effort to put some little video clips in here for us.
• 56:53
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 56:55
  Testecleese: We don't usually do a, a video portion of this.
• 56:58
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 56:59
  El Guapo: Well, I'll send you the Spencer Pratt on the Belair.
• 57:05
  Testecleese: Well, the, the broads on the view, they were clocking again.
• 57:09
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 57:11
  Brian McFadden: You don't have that sound clip anymore.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: Oh, hold on, I might, actually,
• 57:18
  Testecleese: No, it must be somewhere else. Yeah, I must have saved it somewhere else. I used to use that one a lot, didn't I?
• 57:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, because I was doing… never for a while, I was making it a segment of the show.
• 57:29
  Testecleese: And it worked!
• 57:30
  Brian McFadden: Get a view clip every show.
• 57:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, they were clucking about this new Trump RX thing, and one of these, Joy Behar, I think it was, like, snapped at Alyssa Farah Griffin, and I only know that because I read this article twice, because they pissed me off so much.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: About… how Trump put his name on it, it's gonna fail and we're all gonna die.
• 57:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:54
  Testecleese: brought up, like, Trump University and Trump steaks and all that. I was like, first of all, Trump Steaks still exist. The Trump Hotels, that's what they're buying. You're not buying Trump steak, okay? You're… Trump Hotel is buying it. If you wanna… if you wanna get butt hurt about this.
• 58:09
  Testecleese: Go ahead and say it's a horizontal monopoly. He's growing the cows, producing the cows, slaughtering the cows, butchering the cows.
• 58:18
  Testecleese: Prepping the cows and serving the cows.
• 58:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: That's actually an argument you could have, instead of saying, they don't really exist!
• 58:26
  Testecleese: That's just because you've never been to a Trump hotel, you know?
• 58:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: I don't know what happened to Trump University, honestly, I'm…
• 58:35
  Testecleese: That sounds like it would fail, honestly, unless it's, some kind of not-actual university university, but.
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:43
  El Guapo: It was a real estate university.
• 58:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, if it was something that was, like, a, you get a certificate, and…
• 58:49
  El Guapo: Now…
• 58:50
  Testecleese: Decisions, or the art of the deal.
• 58:52
  El Guapo: No.
• 58:55
  Brian McFadden: Well, they sent Dr. Oz to, you know, take care of the situation, so…
• 59:01
  Testecleese: What happened to that linked?
• 59:04
  Brian McFadden: We're hot late?
• 59:05
  Testecleese: There's a link about the Dr. Oz there. Oh, never mind, it's the same article. Oh, I don't know how I just did that.
• 59:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, his response is way down in there, too. Oh, it was something about how…
• 59:19
  Testecleese: We don't have a vaccine for Trump Derangement syndrome yet.
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, need to work on one.
• 59:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:27
  El Guapo: What, you're gonna inject common sense?
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Alright, common sense ain't a thing, dude.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: It used to be when… when repercussions were real.
• 59:39
  El Guapo: Not anymore.
• 59:39
  Testecleese: But… You can get away with the dumbest shit these days.
• 59:45
  Testecleese: Like, I don't know how many times I've said right here, sitting here, that…
• 59:50
  Testecleese: My first car came with an owner's manual that told me how to change the timing on the engine.
• 59:55
  Testecleese: Right? If I could advance it or retard it 5 degrees… Right. …myself, with basic tools.
• 1:00:01
  Testecleese: Owner's manual for my new truck.
• 1:00:04
  Testecleese: Advises me not to drink the contents of my fucking lead-acid battery.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: Maybe it's time to take these warning labels off, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:18
  El Guapo: That nature thing is that, of course.
• 1:00:21
  Testecleese: Well, just like the caution, contents are hot with the hot coffee.
• 1:00:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: McDonald's?
• 1:00:26
  Brian McFadden: They got sued, so they had to start putting that on all their coffee cups and putting signs up at the drive-thru.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: And it turns out McDonald's coffee Is, slash, was, Exceptionally hot.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: But the reasoning they had behind that was, you didn't drink your coffee on your way to work, it sat in your car, and you got to work, and you would drink your coffee, and then it was at the right temp.
• 1:00:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Brian McFadden: Makes sense.
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: They ended up winning that case in the end, but that poor woman did get burned horrifically, but I mean…
• 1:00:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: It makes sense why they would do that. Hmm.
• 1:01:03
  Testecleese: Maybe that's why Dunkin' Donuts uses the thicker styrofoam cups, you know?
• 1:01:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they're legal in… in Virginia now.
• 1:01:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm most places, actually, these days.
• 1:01:14
  Testecleese: Do you guys see the fuckin' air show where the Navy wrecked two jets?
• 1:01:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  El Guapo: Isn't…
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: People were freaking out about how much those jets cost, and what a waste of money it was.
• 1:01:24
  El Guapo: Shit, what do you think?
• 1:01:27
  El Guapo: What do you think during exercise? During exercise happen, accidents always happen.
• 1:01:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but this wasn't a training exercise, this was an air show.
• 1:01:36
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I'm saying, like, in just training pilots, accidents are gonna happen, that's what it does to me.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: And now you take the best pilots in the world and have them do extremely difficult, dangerous procedures. Occasionally, you're gonna have accidents. Yeah. Crazy thing is…
• 1:01:50
  Testecleese: Crazy thing is, all four dudes got out into the ground safely.
• 1:01:55
  El Guapo: Good, bye I mean, you can replace them by not, you know, human life.
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: That's just wild that they collided, what were they, 15s?
• 1:02:05
  El Guapo: 16, I don't, yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, 15 is Air Force, isn't it?
• 1:02:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: Oh, they're, EA… EA18G Growlers.
• 1:02:15
  El Guapo: What's…
• 1:02:16
  Testecleese: EA.
• 1:02:17
  El Guapo: Electric.
• 1:02:18
  Brian McFadden: ironic.
• 1:02:18
  El Guapo: I understand.
• 1:02:19
  Brian McFadden: They had the little hook on the front for a radar, they're jamming their… their jamming plane.
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: Oh, like a Hawkeye, but not a Hawkeye. Watching a Hawkeye does the picture taking, doesn't it?
• 1:02:31
  El Guapo: The Hawkaiser with the plate on the top. The intruder is the one with the little thing…
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, the big dome on the roof. That thing's crazy.
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: It makes you wonder, it's like, how do they not irradiate the crap out of the pilots when they turn that giant dish on, you know?
• 1:02:49
  El Guapo: Unless it's a protected one.
• 1:02:51
  El Guapo: the cabin.
• 1:02:53
  Testecleese: Well, we talked about, last week, about, we're pulling 5K troops out of Germany.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: Because Germany ran their mouth.
• 1:03:02
  Testecleese: And now, apparently, the Department of War is pissed off at the rest of Europe, and they're pulling out…
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: About 4,000 soldiers, but it's a, what do they call it?
• 1:03:14
  Testecleese: A brigade… a brigade combat team.
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in Poland.
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, which, Poland… Poland's actually… Doing their piece, paying their…
• 1:03:26
  Testecleese: 2% or whatever it is, you know?
• 1:03:30
  Testecleese: But this, this group involved includes, artillery, heavy weapons, to include tanks.
• 1:03:40
  Testecleese: So, you know, I guess they're not that worried about…
• 1:03:44
  Testecleese: Russia making a move if they're gonna keep talking trash about all this stuff.
• 1:03:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I think Trump's limited in what he can do with the troops, because…
• 1:03:54
  Brian McFadden: Congress has got a mandate on how many troops are supposed to be in Europe, so…
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, but… but see, that's the thing is, shouldn't he take them from, like, Germany?
• 1:04:05
  Testecleese: And put him in Poland?
• 1:04:07
  Brian McFadden: I would.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Poland's more friendly to us right now than Germany is.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: I would even say Spain, because Spain's closer to the issue going on in the Middle East.
• 1:04:16
  Brian McFadden: Because Spain doesn't want to ban it.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: gonna do with us?
• 1:04:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly. He should be pulling people out of Spain.
• 1:04:23
  Testecleese: Actually, that's a great idea, and let Spain deal with the fallout.
• 1:04:27
  Testecleese: I mean, what, Iran… Iran was hitting… Uae.
• 1:04:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: With, with, with, mid-range rockets.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: Don't know how geographically aware everyone is, but Spain's not that much further away from Iran than, UAE is.
• 1:04:47
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:04:50
  Testecleese: And apparently, the Democrats and Senate
• 1:04:54
  Testecleese: have pushed through a bill with the help of a handful of Republicans to basically handcuff Trump with his, war power stuff.
• 1:05:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it's still gotta get through the House of Representatives, and Trump's gotta sign it into law.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: Unless they get it… unless they get it veto-proofed, right?
• 1:05:09
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna get that.
• 1:05:10
  El Guapo: 60%, 2 thirds?
• 1:05:12
  Brian McFadden: We're not gonna get that.
• 1:05:14
  Testecleese: I don't even know what they're trying to do to them, like, what are they…
• 1:05:16
  Brian McFadden: He's trying to make it so he has to come to Congress and declare war.
• 1:05:21
  El Guapo: You watch, so…
• 1:05:22
  Brian McFadden: They want to be able to control what he's doing in Iran more.
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: So they want… they want the authority back that they abdicated so many years ago.
• 1:05:30
  Testecleese: They didn't want to do their jobs.
• 1:05:31
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:05:33
  Testecleese: I mean, how many of these three-letter agencies have been turned over by Congress to do the jobs of Congress by the executive?
• 1:05:41
  El Guapo: No, and they got upset because, like, they're getting upset with the EPA, like, why don't you do this? Like, we cannot do this thing because we cannot create laws.
• 1:05:51
  El Guapo: You know, that Congresswoman was getting upset with me when, Secretary.
• 1:05:56
  El Guapo: They're like, oh, you need to force climate change, like, I can't, there's no law for it, you know?
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: I tell you what, right before Trump gets out of office, here's what the Republicans do.
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: They go ahead and write a bill doing exactly that. It's going to take the power of war
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: away from the office of the executive, and hand it back to the Congress, and give the President only emergency actions.
• 1:06:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: Basically, responses, not preemptive, unless…
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: They get, you know, some kind of…
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: special something, I don't even know what it would be.
• 1:06:30
  Testecleese: maybe you just have to speak to the Speaker of the House to get an emergency action to stop a bombing from happening. But they do this right before Trump gets out of office.
• 1:06:40
  Testecleese: And watch the Democrats refuse to sign it.
• 1:06:43
  Brian McFadden: They will.
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: And then you make sure that you bring up all of this shit they're doing right now, and throw it back
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: Right back in the news cycle and say.
• 1:06:52
  Testecleese: These people don't really want any of this shit, they just want to be the…
• 1:06:55
  Testecleese: opposition. They don't have anything to stand on, they don't have a leg, they don't have… the Democrats have no plan for now or the future. All they know is, I don't like what's happening. What the fuck do you want to do instead?
• 1:07:09
  Testecleese: I don't like a lot of stuff that's going on. I don't like a tax policy. I have a couple ideas on how to do taxes. No one gives a fuck, in my opinion. Maybe if I was a congressman, I could write a bill and see where it went.
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: Maybe shits and giggles, maybe I'll write one up and pass it on to my congressman and see what he thinks.
• 1:07:26
  Brian McFadden: There you go.
• 1:07:27
  Brian McFadden: That would be funny. But you could run… you could run for Congress.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: I like my congressman, man, I got, justice.
• 1:07:34
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:07:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, Jim Justice?
• 1:07:40
  Testecleese: He used to be the, oddly enough, the estate's Attorney's general here.
• 1:07:44
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: His name was Justice.
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: But yeah, I like him, and I don't want to take his job, maybe I'll just write and see if he'll,
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: put it up there and see if anyone gives a fuck. Put it out there in general, be like, hey.
• 1:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:07:58
  Testecleese: here's an idea how to tax differently, why are we taxing
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: You, on basic needs, like gasoline, for example.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: To… to drive your…
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: work-necessary vehicle, because you drive a pickup truck to work, because you work in the woods. For example, you're a logger.
• 1:08:15
  Testecleese: Why are you paying this ridiculous tax and insurance tax because you are in a particularly dangerous area? Meanwhile, the guy driving a Ferrari down the mountain roads at 80 miles an hour is paying the same tax.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: Maybe the guy who can afford to buy the Ferrari should pay.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: A much bigger tax. And not…
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: The person who could afford to buy the Ferrari. The person who did buy the Ferrari.
• 1:08:41
  Testecleese: Don't tax the wealthy, tax the spending of wealth.
• 1:08:46
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: Your billionaires are still gonna buy super yachts, and you know that, and this is where you can bring in your tax money on sales tax, so you don't have to worry about, you know what I mean?
• 1:08:59
  Testecleese: Instead of an income tax, I think… well, income tax is absolutely unacceptable. Period.
• 1:09:05
  Testecleese: We need to find another way to tax the people to pay for this shit, and first, we need to stop paying for less shit. This is something that Guapo and I talked about when I was in Virginia. How Virginia's trying to figure out how to pay everything off, but they haven't set up a fucking budget yet, so how the hell are they gonna figure out how much they need to pay off?
• 1:09:21
  El Guapo: Oh, no, don't start with that shit now.
• 1:09:24
  Testecleese: See?
• 1:09:28
  El Guapo: So, Luis Lucas, she's upset because the beat of her fucking Webuild.
• 1:09:33
  El Guapo: Now she's holding the budget and fucking content. So we may see a government shutdown in Virginia.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I saw all sorts of stuff coming out lately about cannabis in Virginia, and it.
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: They got vetoed, so it's not gonna happen anytime, not…
• 1:09:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, but Lucas… that was Lucasville. Senator Lucas, the one to be investigated by the FBI?
• 1:09:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, cause she's got… she's got… Medicinal dispensaries right now.
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: Medicina. Medicina.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: The thing is, that's a stepping stone, and we all know it. Every state that's done a medicinal has always moved on to recreational.
• 1:10:09
  El Guapo: Then there's a hardcore drugs.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and Virginia's so far behind the curve on this one, they may as well just go ahead and… Fuck, they already said you can grow it in your yard, didn't they?
• 1:10:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, 5 plants.
• 1:10:19
  Testecleese: Then why can't I buy it, too?
• 1:10:22
  El Guapo: Because they have a set of tax or something…
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: They haven't set up the mechanisms to regulate it and tax it.
• 1:10:28
  El Guapo: Nope, nope.
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: Literally just copy California, isn't that what Virginia's doing anyway?
• 1:10:32
  El Guapo: Little by little, but… I'm getting the guy involved. Oh, she's upset because…
• 1:10:38
  El Guapo: she's upset about what Lucas make her do to push the 10-1 bill, that's why she beat on it. Just to be spiteful. So it's like a bitter fucking war going on here.
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, is it's tit for tat, and quid pro quo, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: And… I owe you a favor for getting me into office, but I don't want to do it, and…
• 1:10:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Testecleese: Why does… why…
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: The problem is, the reason why you don't find good people running for office who won't do that shit is because they're out earning an honest living, and being successful in life.
• 1:11:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:10
  Testecleese: Why would you… Just like Bongino.
• 1:11:13
  Testecleese: I understand why Bongino wanted to help, and I understand why he gave up.
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: He wasn't…
• 1:11:18
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: He couldn't get… he couldn't change shit, and he was making a ton of money and happy as a civilian.
• 1:11:25
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:11:26
  Brian McFadden: The coffee was 180 to 190 degrees Fahrenheit in McDonald's coffee.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: 190's near boiling. 212 is…
• 1:11:34
  El Guapo: The lady got skin graft.
• 1:11:37
  Brian McFadden: And a straight-line flight, the distance from Spain to Iran is approximately 3186 miles, while the flight distance between Iran and UAE is 554 miles, so you're a little off on your…
• 1:11:49
  Testecleese: I was way off, my apologies. My apologies. For some reason, I was thinking, UAE was further north than it must be then.
• 1:11:56
  Brian McFadden: He was a navigator in the Navy, so he's in all that kind of stuff.
• 1:12:00
  Testecleese: I was no navigator.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: No, I woke up and the ship was hundreds of miles away. That's what happened.
• 1:12:11
  Brian McFadden: You think you got left behind?
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: Oh, dear God. No, I'd be in jail still if that happened. Missing ship's movement?
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: This is fascinating.
• 1:12:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they wanted a Women in History Museum, Bill, and they got it.
• 1:12:25
  Testecleese: So, so the Republicans are like, okay, we'll build a Women's History Museum. And now the Dems are all upset that it's not only women.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: And this… oh, the Democrat Party pushed for a woman's…
• 1:12:39
  El Guapo: A woman… Museum.
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: Women's History Museum on the National Mall in D.C.
• 1:12:44
  El Guapo: -Oh.
• 1:12:45
  Testecleese: Yes, and now they're upset because you can't just call yourself a woman and be counted as part of this.
• 1:12:53
  El Guapo: Aww.
• 1:12:57
  El Guapo: Oh, this is the gonna be… these fucking Democrats are impossible.
• 1:13:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, that's the thing, is that you guys said you wanted a women's thing, this is what women are. He's like, well, I'm non-binary. He's like, well, that's not a woman, is it? You guys didn't complain for a non-binary.
• 1:13:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the bill didn't include any protections against left-wing content from appearing in the museum either, so…
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: You can't tell me that non-binary is different than woman, and then be upset that we don't count the non-binaries with the women.
• 1:13:28
  Testecleese: I mean, why am I calling you Zur if you're she, her?
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: And granted, I don't do Zizer, and the only people I even humor with this stuff are people I actually personally know and respect.
• 1:13:43
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:13:44
  Testecleese: Flare is an example.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: Grown adult who made a decision to switch
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Teams, I guess, whatever you want to call it.
• 1:13:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:13:53
  Testecleese: I think it's fucking crazy, but, you know, whatever.
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: But this… Claire's also not demanding we all…
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: change the way we live our lives and use ridiculous pronouns, Claire wants to just live as a woman.
• 1:14:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: Instead of, you have to treat me special.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: My mama told me I'm special. Yeah, well, my mama told me retarded is another word for special.
• 1:14:21
  Brian McFadden: And then Peter Thiel wants to back a $140 million Series B…
• 1:14:26
  Brian McFadden: which is like a fundraiser for investment for wave-powered floating AI nodes. So, data centers in Michigan, that's a big fight right now, because they're trying to put data centers everywhere.
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: And get rid of farmland, and put a data center on it, and towns near them don't want it, but…
• 1:14:45
  Brian McFadden: Somehow the data centers are still going up.
• 1:14:48
  Brian McFadden: So…
• 1:14:49
  Testecleese: Well…
• 1:14:50
  Brian McFadden: This would put the data centers into the ocean.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: The ocean, or the Great Lakes?
• 1:14:56
  Brian McFadden: I think it was Ocean, let me look at this.
• 1:14:58
  Testecleese: Ocean makes sense, but the Great Lakes are affected by tides, too.
• 1:15:03
  El Guapo: Excuse me.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: And you said Michigan.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: Finally.
• 1:15:05
  Brian McFadden: Ocean nodes.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: Okay. Is this gonna block out the sun and kill any, photosynthetic life?
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? That's… I'm just saying it's gonna… if it kills the plankton, the microalgae, then the stuff that eats that will die, and the stuff that.
• 1:15:22
  Brian McFadden: Well, seawater would help with cooling, and they would get the power from ocean waves, which generate the.
• 1:15:31
  Testecleese: Use Alaska!
• 1:15:34
  Testecleese: It's already empty.
• 1:15:36
  Testecleese: And it's cold!
• 1:15:40
  Brian McFadden: They're… they've got a manufacturing facility near Portland, Oregon. They plan to put 3…
• 1:15:47
  Brian McFadden: systems in place in the Northern Pacific Ocean by 2026 to test them out.
• 1:15:53
  Testecleese: Careful, careful, careful. Was it Massachusetts that did something similar with the wind turbines, and now everyone's complaining because you can see them from shore?
• 1:16:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, there's none by, Cape Cod.
• 1:16:07
  Testecleese: step.
• 1:16:08
  Brian McFadden: They didn't put them out in Cape Cod.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: Well, no, because that's where fuckin' Obama and Oprah have houses, and there's definitely no illegal immigrants in Cape Cod, we know that, right?
• 1:16:18
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all. Nope.
• 1:16:19
  Testecleese: No, we know that because they rounded them up a couple years ago and sent them out of state, remember?
• 1:16:25
  Testecleese: what was it, 20 guys showed up to Martha's vineyard, like, nope, you're gone.
• 1:16:29
  Brian McFadden: Florida flew them in.
• 1:16:32
  Testecleese: The thing is, you can't even fly them off this vineyard. Well, you can, but you're going on a fucking dual-prop water plane. Like, did you see Wings on TV?
• 1:16:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I love that show.
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: It took place in Nantucket, Nantucket, not Martha's Vineyard. That's right, you could fly from the airport in Nantucket and land in the water at Martha's Vineyard. Okay.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: Or to the… Cape Cod.
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: Provincetown, the tip.
• 1:17:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's where all your, that and Fire Island is where the homosexuals congregated in the 80s and 90s.
• 1:17:11
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: Provincetown, Fire Island off the coast of New York.
• 1:17:15
  Brian McFadden: Something that's not in here, but you just lost my memory, that, Barney Frank passed away this week.
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, was he the one that was on Saturday Night Live?
• 1:17:26
  El Guapo: No, he's…
• 1:17:27
  Brian McFadden: No, he was, represent… he was a congressman for Massachusetts.
• 1:17:31
  Brian McFadden: Long time comrade, he was close friends with Kennedy.
• 1:17:35
  El Guapo: Okay, okay.
• 1:17:36
  Testecleese: No, there was a senator, I think, maybe a congressman, who was a senator and a live guy, Barney Fife, maybe?
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: He was the guy who was like, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it, you can do it. Talk in the mirror back in the 70s? And 80s.
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:17:53
  El Guapo: Yeah, I saw he died, and I was like, I know the name!
• 1:17:55
  El Guapo: I don't know why I know the name.
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: No, you know.
• 1:17:58
  El Guapo: It was the first openly gay congress, man, so…
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, just like Peter Thiel, like, I know that name, but I'm not sure why I know the name.
• 1:18:07
  El Guapo: Damn, now you got me fucked up, I wanted to do that.
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Alright, we… I think we mentioned this last week, Brian, the.
• 1:18:16
  El Guapo: The upper.
• 1:18:17
  Testecleese: coming, achilles story, Odyssey?
• 1:18:24
  El Guapo: We're just a little ahead of the curve.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: More and more people are coming out saying, what the hell are you doing with the casting?
• 1:18:31
  El Guapo: Right. You wanna win an Oscar?
• 1:18:33
  El Guapo: And in order to be part of the Oscar nominee, you had to have a presentation of minority groups.
• 1:18:40
  El Guapo: Smally.
• 1:18:42
  El Guapo: You know, that's what he wants. He won an Oscar.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, but… but he made Helen of Troy a black woman with black hair.
• 1:18:51
  El Guapo: That's why he won the Oscar.
• 1:18:55
  El Guapo: You cannot win an Oscar unless you have those two requirements. No representation, and I forgot the other one.
• 1:19:01
  El Guapo: So that's why he's doing this.
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: I understand that, but this is…
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: It's gonna flop.
• 1:19:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, but he's.
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Especially, especially if Elliot, Ellen Page, Elliot Page, is Achilles.
• 1:19:14
  Brian McFadden: Hmph.
• 1:19:17
  Testecleese: That's just… it's a joke, it's embarrassing.
• 1:19:21
  Brian McFadden: Couldn't they have made, the sirens sound people black females?
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: The sirens?
• 1:19:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  El Guapo: Where's environment ecology coming from?
• 1:19:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, and yeah, I got a question, about the story itself.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: Why is the Odyssey so much more famous than the Iliad?
• 1:19:44
  El Guapo: Do you guys even…
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: Oh, the…
• 1:19:46
  El Guapo: The other season is where he got lost.
• 1:19:53
  Testecleese: The Odyssey is the story of the trip to the fight, and…
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: Versus the Iliad was the actual battle.
• 1:20:00
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: So, like, the Odyssey, he saw the sirens called them in, and he had to deal with the Gorgon, and, you know, all that stuff.
• 1:20:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, Auditions have to go with it. There's a group… is it just… they just recently made a movie called, The Return?
• 1:20:15
  El Guapo: It's just a scene, like, towards the end, where he crossed.
• 1:20:18
  El Guapo: like, he had tried to regain his kingdom. It was actually a good movie.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: What gets me, though, is what the last Achilles was, Brad Pitt, I think?
• 1:20:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, that was a good movie.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: When he was shredded.
• 1:20:33
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: Elliot Page.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: is built like me, if I didn't eat for, like, a week and a half.
• 1:20:42
  Testecleese: And did a bunch of
• 1:20:46
  Testecleese: Like, I'm not a… Achilles is supposed to be this shredded, all-but-invulnerable monster, right? And Helena Troy is supposed to be the most beautiful woman ever in the history of the world. The face that launched a thousand ships, right?
• 1:20:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, it probably just… it was propaganda for… the…
• 1:21:04
  El Guapo: The movie, the one, the toy with Brad Pitt, it kind of, like, narrowed it down a little bit, like, why the launcher, like, oh, she's more beautiful wife and everything, because the Spartan King, but…
• 1:21:15
  El Guapo: want his wife by African, but he wanted an excuse to go to war.
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: See, that always confused me a little bit, because I've heard the same thing about, was it Nefertiti?
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: Right. The Egyptian woman was supposed to be so beautiful that, Alexander the Great Was swayed by her.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: It's been a while since I've read any of this stuff.
• 1:21:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you can start reading it again.
• 1:21:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, SpaceX, Brian, is in the news.
• 1:21:44
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to do an IPO.
• 1:21:46
  Brian McFadden: So they've had to release some of their Starlink subscriber numbers and financials so that they can do their IPO.
• 1:21:53
  Testecleese: IPO, you mean go public?
• 1:21:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:56
  Testecleese: I'll be able to buy shocks and stocks in SpaceX.
• 1:21:59
  Brian McFadden: SpaceX, yes.
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: That's the internet company.
• 1:22:03
  Brian McFadden: And the jet company.
• 1:22:07
  Brian McFadden: They're all in one company.
• 1:22:10
  El Guapo: Because I had to launch rockets in order to have satellites.
• 1:22:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and they want to do this sooner rather than later, because Amazon's launching their satellites now to compete with Starlink, so…
• 1:22:21
  El Guapo: This is the only way to get more money.
• 1:22:25
  Testecleese: Interesting.
• 1:22:26
  Brian McFadden: We just got approval from the, FCC to, acquire EchoStar's, broadband information, frequencies and stuff, so…
• 1:22:38
  Brian McFadden: they're thinking they're going to be able to lower the elevation of the satellites down lower, and they're hoping to get even faster speeds out of the internet for the Starlink. Because right now, it's capped out at 400 megabits.
• 1:22:52
  Brian McFadden: But they're thinking that they get a… if they can get them closer to the Earth, they can get them more up, like, the satellites could go all the way up to, like, gigabyte internet.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, we gotta be careful, didn't we just have a satellite fall out of orbit? Did the United States shot out of the sky?
• 1:23:07
  Brian McFadden: That was endless.
• 1:23:08
  El Guapo: It was always falling out of the sky, so…
• 1:23:12
  Testecleese: Alright, there's not much left in here to talk about. Kyle Busch died of sepsis from pneumonia. He's a NASCAR legend.
• 1:23:20
  Brian McFadden: Yup, F41.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, and Mark Furman died. He was, the cop who was accused of, like, planting evidence in the O.J. Simpson case.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: No one's got a comment on that one, I'm surprised.
• 1:23:34
  El Guapo: I barely remember.
• 1:23:36
  Brian McFadden: I remember watching the…
• 1:23:38
  El Guapo: Poor Brian.
• 1:23:39
  Brian McFadden: drill down the road. If the club does not fit, you might.
• 1:23:43
  Testecleese: has to quit.
• 1:23:45
  Brian McFadden: They acquitted.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: Brian, that's our show.
• 1:23:48
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:23:49
  Testecleese: Let's, let's pinch this one off so I can take a pee.
• 1:23:53
  Brian McFadden: cut.
• 1:23:54
  Testecleese: I got the wrong music playing, bud.