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Son of a Boy Dad Ep. 65 - She Gone (ft. Pat Stay) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, dude, So let me explain sas to
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  Speaker 1: you who who Stay is, just so I can give
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  Speaker 1: you and our listeners a little bit of context. That's
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  Speaker 1: Pat Stay's dick is fucking girthy, like a personal pan pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, he Pat Stay is uh, he's been battle
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  Speaker 1: rapping for like probably not fifteen years but almost fifty
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  Speaker 1: thirteen years or so. And uh, he's from Nova Scotia.
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  Speaker 1: He's from Canada, and he's like by a lot of
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  Speaker 1: accounts like and to me especially like the best battle
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  Speaker 1: rapper in the world, Like he's fucking and not only that,
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  Speaker 1: but like his battle raps that were happening in Nova
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  Speaker 1: Scotia thirteen years ago, like they spawned the entire style
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  Speaker 1: of battle rap that you see, like if you watch
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  Speaker 1: one of my videos, like the type of battle rap
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  Speaker 1: of like two people standing face to face no music
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  Speaker 1: in like a circle of everybody kind of like uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, surrounding them like a fight in the schoolyard.
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  Speaker 1: That that was started in the Elements League, which is
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  Speaker 1: in Nova Scotia, which Pat was the star of and
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  Speaker 1: he started going like viral within the battle rap community
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  Speaker 1: and then he became like the King of the Dot
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  Speaker 1: Champ was a fourth time King of the Dot. Champ
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  Speaker 1: has been on fucking smack. He's been on every fucking
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  Speaker 1: battle rap league. He's fucking has massive accolades from like
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  Speaker 1: the biggest people on rap. And like I said, dude,
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  Speaker 1: his dick is like fucking hits wide. That's awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so the rules. This is my dog Pats Day.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks for having me on that today. Yeah, but uh
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  Speaker 6: dream more interested in the historic, like battle rap, like
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  Speaker 6: uh talker, like my cock.
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  Speaker 3: They're both close, but probably with the cock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to know about this dude's dick. It's
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  Speaker 1: like three it's like three shaved mice staple together and
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  Speaker 1: it looks like three shaved mice.
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  Speaker 6: This is true, it's not It's not something I'm proud of.
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  Speaker 3: I would be very proud.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well it's become quite the hassle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I imagine.
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  Speaker 6: But he's just more of a safety hazard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's tripping over and it's just getting his knock
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  Speaker 1: and knees tape it down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is the trunk. He has to shoot it
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  Speaker 1: with the trank gun before a morning boner could wake
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  Speaker 1: up the entire hotel. Yeah, Shock sometimes tried to run away.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put it under put it under wraps. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: dude past Day is like one of the most legendary dudes.
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  Speaker 1: But he also he and I did this compliment battle
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  Speaker 1: back in the day that was like the biggest most
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  Speaker 1: relevant thing in like my battle rap career, like the
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  Speaker 1: thing that got shared the most, and that's what inspired
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  Speaker 1: me to do the nicest. And so now we're doing
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  Speaker 1: all these compliment battles. And he was in town this
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  Speaker 1: past weekend.
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  Speaker 3: And you do the nicest this week correct?
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  Speaker 6: I did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Nice?
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  Speaker 6: Nice?
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  Speaker 1: He complimented the funk out of this dude. This dude's
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  Speaker 1: a lawyer that he complimented. Really, yeah, a real fucking lawyer.
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  Speaker 6: Like, what what do you want for me? Like this
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  Speaker 6: is it's cookie cutter. You gave it to me on
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  Speaker 6: a platter, it's an alley. But yeah, yeah, how can
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  Speaker 6: you not say something about that? You you are the
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  Speaker 6: definition of success. YEA A lawyer, like even you know,
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  Speaker 6: I remember we always say like, oh, maybe your daughter
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  Speaker 6: will date doctor or a lawyer. A lawyer is even
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  Speaker 6: better than the doctor. Just right, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Doctor is probably either working on some like not like
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  Speaker 1: glamorous part of the body, or like they're a pedophile,
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  Speaker 1: like doctors are mostly pedophiles.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think of what if you if you're
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  Speaker 6: if you're a female and you're like in the courtroom
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  Speaker 6: and watching your man just like objection. It's so.
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  Speaker 1: Objection sustained. It's definitely some fun.
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  Speaker 6: In there wrapping out someone's fucking varicose veins. They're just
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  Speaker 6: like a bitch. Doctors want to be with a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: To go to a ton of school. They're fucking probably Indian, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go well out out.
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  Speaker 1: It's terrible. Lawyers dressed flying doctors come in fucking wearing
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  Speaker 1: a frock like a fucking stupid ass lab coat, not
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  Speaker 1: form fitting. There's no sexy doctor's outfit or some scrubs
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  Speaker 1: or some ship with like a fucking hair net.
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  Speaker 6: On or something. Just not cool, not at all cool.
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  Speaker 1: Lawyer, cool stallion man, big old dick in between them.
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  Speaker 6: You have to be to be a lawyer. You need
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  Speaker 6: that confidence. They got a half there, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean, Like you have to have to be such
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  Speaker 6: a dominant person, just like stand up and this and this.
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  Speaker 6: You run that ship, of course you have a Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you have to.
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  Speaker 3: You have to.
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  Speaker 6: You have to have power behind it.
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  Speaker 1: And most doctors are women these days too. They don't
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  Speaker 1: even have penis is most doctors.
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  Speaker 3: It's bullsh that's the problem with the medical industry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying, they're letting in too many women. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got women running rough shot in there. But it
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  Speaker 1: was hilarious. I mean it was just like this fucking
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  Speaker 1: lawyer's got like this. He's got a beautiful mind. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: he has a beautiful he's a beautiful guy. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful guy.
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  Speaker 6: He barely shaves, you know what I mean, just comes
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  Speaker 6: like with the five o'clock, didn't get a haircut. She's
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  Speaker 6: kind of just got out of bed type of thing,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, and just just kills it
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  Speaker 6: every single time. He's so calm, sits with his legs crossed.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys take that into account
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  Speaker 6: for anything, but I do.
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  Speaker 1: Why what does that mean to you?
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  Speaker 6: Cross? Just he's he's just in his yoga position at
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  Speaker 6: all time. He's just sitting there just he's never intense,
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  Speaker 6: just talks with such a calm tone that's just like
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  Speaker 6: you would download as like a sleeping app, you know
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  Speaker 6: what I mean. He's just so cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's a buttery tone. Do you not cross your legs?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen you cross your legs? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't cross my legs, Damn dad does though? Really
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  Speaker 1: fucking legend? What a fucking beast in the game? What
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  Speaker 1: what was it? What's it like doing compliment battles. Why
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  Speaker 1: do you like to in compliment battles because you're like
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  Speaker 1: an intimidating guy, like you've, uh, you know, a big
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  Speaker 1: presence about you. You've smashed the cinder block over someone's
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  Speaker 1: head before in your life, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: I I think I play into that, you know what
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  Speaker 6: I mean? I make that's what kind of makes it funny.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think it would be as funny if I
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  Speaker 6: battle someone that was intimidating, unless they're like super intimidating,
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  Speaker 6: but like it kind of by you know that it's
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  Speaker 6: I played the whole like jail rape kind of angle
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  Speaker 6: with them. You know what I'm trying to say, Like
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  Speaker 6: I'm right in the face that yeah, you're fucking like that,
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  Speaker 6: you know. I like a fucking bottom guy like I
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  Speaker 6: just kind of whispering and a rasp me boys like threatening,
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  Speaker 6: like threatening. I've always done that my whole life. I
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  Speaker 6: know it sounds weird, but like I get real fucked
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  Speaker 6: up at parties and be like THEO this guy. I
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  Speaker 6: can just sense his like and I wouldn't do it
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  Speaker 6: now because it's just bullying, but I can. I can
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  Speaker 6: sense his fear and then I just be like oh,
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  Speaker 6: take your shirt off or whatever. It would just start
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  Speaker 6: from there and I would do ridiculous shit to people,
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  Speaker 6: even though like I'm not gay and I'm not even
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  Speaker 6: trying to be like that, but I'm just like, I
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  Speaker 6: just want to fuck with these people.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So it translates well, like if I battle a small
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  Speaker 6: guy like Dunge isn't really small, but he's a lot
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  Speaker 6: less you know, big, you know, he's a lot smaller
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  Speaker 6: than me. Yeah, and uh, you know, kind of an
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  Speaker 6: innocent look and stuff like that. And I dressed in
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  Speaker 6: all black and my head tat showing these fucking gold
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  Speaker 6: covered in gold, and it just kind of worked. It
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  Speaker 6: just it just fit the like the tone of it,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean. But I like, I like
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  Speaker 6: a couple of battles because I just like to laugh.
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  Speaker 6: I like to write backwards and test my creativity, man,
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  Speaker 6: because as a battle rapper, you can write a battle
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  Speaker 6: rap at any time. I always say, the first rhyme
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  Speaker 6: we ever wrote as rappers is I'm better than you.
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  Speaker 6: I fucked your woman. You're not this blah blah. It's
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  Speaker 6: so easy for us to just actually write battle raps
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  Speaker 6: against someone, but to write backwards is really a challenge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, unless.
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  Speaker 6: You're just super average with it, like you're so cool man,
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  Speaker 6: I bet you the biggest cough man fucking like who
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  Speaker 6: talks about people's cocks in battle rap? Yeah, joking.
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  Speaker 1: His whole first round just about this dude's penis. He
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  Speaker 1: just like penis worshiping, glorifying it. It's been funny.
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  Speaker 3: You need more penis worshiping.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, he wasn't gonna get off fucking Scott for you,
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  Speaker 6: but not exposed anybody. I didn't fly all this way.
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  Speaker 6: Just give you a fucking the jail free card, dude.
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  Speaker 1: But Pat has used his like size, like he's obviously
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  Speaker 1: a big dude. He's used his size and funny ways
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  Speaker 1: and battles. One time he was battling this Norwegian dude
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  Speaker 1: and he just like picked him up in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the battle and like shook him hilarious, like really
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  Speaker 1: like lazy looking dude named Nils my skills and he
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  Speaker 1: just looks like a sloth, Like he just looks like
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  Speaker 1: a fucking like sperm that didn't even like shoot out
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  Speaker 1: of the dick and just like kind of crawled out
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  Speaker 1: of the dick. Like he's just like pale like really
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  Speaker 1: like calm dude and just picked him up.
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  Speaker 6: And like I even did like the jail rape ship
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  Speaker 6: with him too, because I had a line I was
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  Speaker 6: rating his face, and I forget what it was how
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  Speaker 6: it went, but it's like I can just picture it,
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  Speaker 6: you and me and the slammer staring across from you,
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  Speaker 6: just watching him as you eat a banana watching Why
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  Speaker 6: was that a line? Why would you say? And I'm
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  Speaker 6: just like in a face, yeah, you know, it's for
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  Speaker 6: some reason.
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  Speaker 1: It worked. They worked incredible. And then another crazy ass
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  Speaker 1: thing that he did, not to just play your hits,
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  Speaker 1: but uh he went to like a German crowd and
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  Speaker 1: uh like he just like knowing that they would just
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  Speaker 1: be gassed. That he was like speaking English, like he
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  Speaker 1: just like wrapped in pure gibberish and had the crowd
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  Speaker 1: just going going nuts.
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  Speaker 6: And he wasn't They told me a week beforehand. He goes,
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  Speaker 6: listen and tell you right now, like we understand Englis
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  Speaker 6: showed here, but they won't really understand you if you
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  Speaker 6: wrap like fast. Especially they didn't understand anything Disaster was saying.
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  Speaker 6: He said, it was really hard for them to get it.
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  Speaker 6: So I was like, Okay, we're like less than a week.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, well I'm just going to completely
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  Speaker 6: troll them the entire time about it. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 6: say stuff that makes zero sense. All literally saying that too,
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  Speaker 6: Like boy, I'm saying I am saying absolutely nothing, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: sound all my hand justice, I ain't sucking a wrap.
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  Speaker 6: The fuck? Are you the savening what they use for breathing?
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  Speaker 6: I said, I said, everyone makes some noise if you
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  Speaker 6: have ads, and they're like, I said, photosynthesis, Your sister's
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  Speaker 6: kind of looks like Homer Simpson lips Hey, Germany makes
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  Speaker 6: some fucking noise right now. If you have AIGs, I said, See,
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  Speaker 6: no one gives a ship. I just I just controlled
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  Speaker 6: them the entire time. I thought they're gonna kill me.
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  Speaker 6: When I was done, like yeah, we got your money,
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  Speaker 6: I was like, big gulp, right, yeah, come down this way.
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  Speaker 6: Literally went down a stairwell where there's a guy with
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  Speaker 6: a leather jacket that's intimidating. Yeah, leather jacks.
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  Speaker 1: Actually a German dude with a leather jacket, stairwell whatever
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  Speaker 1: went down there.
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  Speaker 6: It was cool. They liked it. I don't think they
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  Speaker 6: realized what they actually did. Until I left. They offered
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  Speaker 6: me hookers and stuff like that at the time where
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to not to drink and stuff of that.
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  Speaker 6: So so you just took the hookers. You can't fu hooker.
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  Speaker 6: So that's like, that's that's where you like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: even I've had enough, You're already drinking other bottle for
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  Speaker 6: fucking three days straight. I got nothing going on, hooker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he really can't do it.
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  Speaker 6: You can't do it a hooker at twelve in the afternoon,
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  Speaker 6: I had a fucking green tea and a fucking ranola bar.
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  Speaker 6: Get you a fucking prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny at oh Man. But uh yeah, Sas was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to come this this weekend, but he had the
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  Speaker 1: bail on us I did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to go out of town, but I
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  Speaker 3: would have liked to be there. I'll be there at
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  Speaker 3: the next one.
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  Speaker 6: Will you.
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  Speaker 3: Actually when is it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 6: I'm want to be the next one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to try and get pat back out.
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  Speaker 1: How was your trip? How was going out to Chicago?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: It was fine. I just went to my sister's graduation
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  Speaker 3: pretty much and then went home.
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  Speaker 6: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: It was a good time. That's tired. I'm really tired. Really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a lot of traveling. I can't travel really these days.
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  Speaker 1: I mean smooth, do'n't even fresh. He's young, he's a
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  Speaker 1: youth though he's twenty one years old.
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  Speaker 3: He look no, thank you. I appreciate it. I don't
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  Speaker 3: feel good. I uh, every flight I've gone in the
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  Speaker 3: last month has been delayed hours hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit. It sucks. I'm afraid to fly tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were probably gonna get the lead.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody's just getting fucking hit over and
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  Speaker 1: over the head with the lace. Did you get the
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  Speaker 1: layed coming out here from uh Nova Scotia?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know a little bit. It was an hour
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  Speaker 6: or something.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think of when you hear Nova Scotia?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think it's like Canada?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: When I first got to Nova Scotia, I thought that
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: there was going to be I thought it was like, uh,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: like the bare wilderness like I thought that. I didn't
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: even think that it was like they're like cities and
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: like paved roads. I don't know why. It was like
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: a massive misconception. I thought it was going to be
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: just like, no, it's not different at all. It's like
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: the East Coast. It's like feels like the East Coast.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: It feels like a New England city.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: Really, it's not different anywhere I go, Like like everyone's
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: oh my god, is it that I'm like, no, it
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: just feels like a here. It just feels like a
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: kind of a Toronto but cooler, but you know, fast
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: and you know, yeah, yeah, I know. Coach is a
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: little different from New York.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: But what's the other one that Newfoundland best? Is it? Weird?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: What's it?
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: What?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: What was your story of going to Newfoundland? Then you
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like fall asleep on like some strangers couch and they
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: like fucking party with you for days or something like that.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: They're like the nicest people.
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: And people in the well that I've ever met that
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: if you meet them like so, it's the type of
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: here's an example, like if you walk down the street
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: right now, you say, what's up to someone? Right? How
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: are you like here? That what? They'll just ignore you.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll just walk right past whatever.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Right Newfoundland people will literally drop their bags whatever, be
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: like goodbye.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't even looked actually something today, I l yeah, yeah.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Do you need to come? So I was at this,
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: uh restaurant called Jungle Gyms. I pulled up. I'm like, hey, buddy, uh,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: it's the fights on the night dude. You know it's
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: this guy sitting next to me. I don't know who
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: he is. He goes, no, yeah, we get there. They're
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: not playing the TVs but playing the house. If you
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: want to come back with me and the bides or whatever,
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: you need a place to say, you stay at the house,
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: watch the fights and we got a beer on whatever
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: whatever you want. I was just like, this guy don't
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: even know me. I walked into the wrong van, right, yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: but he was waiting on suffering walking in the van
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: to's a guy there. I say, oh shit. He goes,
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: what do you need? By I said, you didn't mean
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: it in a way, like what do you want? He's like,
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: do you want to ride? Like you're good bro? Anything.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: This is the nicest people in the world. Man. That's
• 16:22
  Speaker 6: it's hard to leave. Last time I went there, I
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: was like, oh my god, I had like anxiety about leaving.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: I was like, I have to leave, Like this is terrible.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: There's these people are the nicest people in the world,
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: but all they do is drink. Oh I shouldn't say this,
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: but they do drink. They like to drink a lot.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: So yeah, oh I forgot to say.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just wonderful people. That good people.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: We got to get out to Newfoundland. Is that where
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: the dogs are? The Newfoundland dogs?
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: Yes? There were the.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: From I think, so what's the Newfoundland dog?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: They're fucking massive, oh a new fee Yeah, huge, and
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: they are super fluffy dogs, very cute puppies. Then they
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: get they become massive.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Having a big ass dog that takes big ass ships
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: is I used to want to have a massive dog,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: but then just thinking about plunging my hand into like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: like fucking ace fan to her.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: And they don't live that long either. I don't think
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: the bigger the dog, the shorter lifespan they have.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: I know, sometimes unless you're like a bulldog no matter,
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: I've heard they have like pretty short lives.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Oh really like the little ones and yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, if you met a girl and
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I just I maatine, you fall in love everything, you're
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: hitting it off. She likes all the same stuff. She's
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: perfectly affectionate. But you go in the bathroom she forgets
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: the flush and she has the hugest new phone dog ship,
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: like the biggest ship that you've you've never taken.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's humongous.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't care.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I wouldn't care.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: No, I've had this conversation with one of my friends
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: because I mean, really, yeah, No, he's someone that like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: if that happened, he would like have to leave the
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: house and like a person.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: That she apps when the plane lands, that would.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Be a different story. That's a way where but ship
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: doesn't like that doesn't.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: Bother me either, but at all. But I'm talking about
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: like I would.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Be more like shocked, if anything. I wouldn't but I
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be like I can't see you anymore now because
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: it's like I mean, I shop, everyone shits.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't have any type of separation in
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: your mind of a woman, a woman not not being
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: supposed to poop or whatever, not at all. Have you
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: ever been with somebody who like poops in front of you?
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: No?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Interesting, But if they did, I wouldn't care.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Really, No, that's legendary. I think it's hard to say,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: but I think, I mean I know people who are
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: like what you're saying, like your boy, who like they'd
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: never be able to.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: If a girl farts, they like can't talk to them anymore.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: They're like repulsed.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, girl, yeah, And honestly, I'm just like ship my
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: girl did that, I would be I go downstairs laugh
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: at her. She'd be embarrassed. I give her a pound flop.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: In the plane lands, that's something desperate. Yeah, I mean,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: unless it's a really bad flight, you know, really too
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: bad turbulence, just a good guys, judgmental I would never
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: clap when the plane lands. We could have lost both
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: engines and a wing, and if the pilot landed, I
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: still wouldn't clap or thank them.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Well, what about a movie though, At the end of
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: the Top Gun this past weekend, they were sucking it
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: was it was uh well, I mean regardless at the
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: end of it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, the end of the movie they clapped. That's really weird.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: That's because at least the pilot is someone who's there.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: That yeah, like Tom Cruise isn't there.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's there too, Like you're clapping for like the
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: people around.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: When a lot of those movies, like the Avengers movies
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: and like Black Panther, those those movies get people like
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: like they're like heckling the movie even though there's no
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: one there Boo.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And the like that. Yeah, that's despicable. Yeah.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that picture of everyone at the
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Wakanda movie and they all have like the they're a
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: arms crossed in the theater?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have. That's fucking hilarious, though, Would
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you clap in a movie? Would you clap? Clap in
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: a movie? You probably would.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to think, like, have I ever if
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: it was like so amazing good, I wouldn't clap, but
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, I wouldn't be mad at the people
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: for clapping. But if it was just such a like
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: a bitch ass movie that wasn't even that good.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: No, if it was like a premiere, maybe, yeah, they're there, Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: But someone should be there to receive your applause.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: The person that's receiving the applause is like the sixteen
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: year old kid who's like running the projector.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Who just has to like throw a flashlight to make
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: sure no one's giving a hand job.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: In the first two rows, I screened a couple of
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: my comedy shows and people clapped afterwards. But I guess
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: it's because I'm there and the other actors are there
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: and stuff of that.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, they wanted to make you feel good for it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Past got a problem right now where he's like people
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: are cast type casting him too much as a as
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: an arian in movies.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Really, Oh my god, it's just funny. No. One of
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: the battlerapps yesterday like I have this plan for a
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: movie man, and he was explaining the whole intro. I'm like, okay, okay,
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: well this sounds all right. You got me or whatever
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: talking about friend with Yeah, I'm locked in. Yeah. And
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: then he's just like yeah, so it's me and you
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: and it just becomes a race war. I was like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: I was telling the people all night, like hysterically laughing
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: while he was there, and he was not like laughing
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: at all. He's just like, no, this is a good idea.
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: I'm like, not for me. I don't want to be
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: involved in a race war. Yeah, I mean, I know,
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: I shaved my head low today there.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but just being forever associated with that, like it
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: is a toughness. It is a tough look. Because he
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: was in another movie we were in, like a battle
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: rap movie where he was he was like he was
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a racist.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had already that was my name, White Racist
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: in the credits.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: In the credits, that's hilarious. He look you up on
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: IMDb's that's what it comes up as.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: I believe.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So that's hilarious.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: White Racist.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: That's fucking hysterical.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: And you know it was funny.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: At the time. When I was playing that, I was
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: super tired of guess because I got this tattoo and
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: it was like I felt like I got like an
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: infection or something. I was like so drained I couldn't
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: even stand up, so I kind of looked evil anyway.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: And when I'm standing across from like Jackie Long, I'm
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: like in a space like, yeah, it's just you just
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: had another couple. And every time I'm like, damned well,
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: I'll be a monkey's uncle, Like I'm beyon these racist
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: stuff in his face.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Which is like lines written for you by someone else,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm wondering.
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: If he's looking at me like this guy is really
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: like racist. Yeah, I got on set.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I think like Adam Driver gets shipped for that. What
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: is the Adam Driver did a movie where he played Yeah,
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: he played like an.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Investigate Black clansman or something.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think he still gets shipped from like that,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: even though it was just like a character that he's playing.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: Right before I went on set, they're like, all right,
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: you goot to go. You got your bomber or whatever
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: and all that shit. I'm like, you're not going to
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: shave my head? And they're like, no, no, no, we
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: don't got time. I'm like, trust me, it's worth it.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: They're like you think so. I'm like, oh my god,
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: it is imperive list. I'm a skinhead. I had like
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: gray hair, look like George Clooney. I was just like,
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: that's not even you can't even buy it, right, I
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: had like longer hair, gray hairs, Like, this is not
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: an intimidating guy. You're like, I want clippers. I was like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: bicket you want a bicket bleed. I'm like, perfect, you want.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: They want the role, you might as well go all
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: the way in.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, all right, cool. They shaved it. Boy,
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: did it make a difference? I would say, taking like
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: selfies on the way, I was like, maybe I really
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: got to rethink my whole bucket.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I should be racist. Look racist looks good on me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, really knocked these guys fashion statement.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: They had some lace up boots for you. Racists do
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: have an aesthetic to them. But you decided to get
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the head tat though after that?
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: What was it?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: What was the decision?
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Like I almost I always wanted a head tat since
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: since I was in college. Actually I was always thinking.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: I thought, always thought they looked super dope. Just nothing
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: that's super intimidating, just more, you know, if it could
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: be seen as more artistic than like gang member type ship.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: But my mom when she was you know, on her
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: last like days or weeks, my plan was to get
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: uh her name on my head. But when I got
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: there to the tattoo shop, I thought, man, my mom's
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: gonna be sick about this if I do right, So
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: I just got her name on my arm. But when
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: she passed later on, I got Mama on my head. Now,
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: she wouldn't like me to do it, but you know,
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: she gone that. I was just joking. This is my
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: little bit, my best friend, my closest person ever in
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: the world. I love my mom.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: That's funny.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Though she.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Can't say ship.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Now, what are you going to say? No, didn't hurt
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: a lot, It didn't hurt at all.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Really, what was the word's most pain I've never gone
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: at tatcho wor the most painful place really and not
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: the head.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: No, I guess the top of the head hurts a lot,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: but the side doesn't hurt at all.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: It's pretty soft, I guess.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah. And even like after it was done, they didn't
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: even have to wrap it up. He's like, man, it'll
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: be good. It's a healing like one day. The head
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: is like super ideal, Like he loves doing head tasks.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: You just have to like stretch your skin.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: It was It was painless, and I like it. You know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: I don't think I look too intimidating it.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Where do you have to stretch your skin? What tats
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: do you have to stretch your skin?
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Pretty much everywhere like elbow ball sack. Yeah, I mean
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: like they'll still do like that, like to.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Put clamps on all the corners, you know, just you know,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: just a tightening a little bit. Yeah, it makes sense.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Talk to him, bro, our fourth guest, the poor person
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: that has to use that mic next.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: I never thought about that.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's not us. It doesn't matter because's not up.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: We really don't have to have to worry about it
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: Is this filming.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, won't you be start.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: We could jump into it, dude. I'm thinking about getting
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: the fucking in visil line on my bottom teeth. Dude,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I want to get it a little bit. You're fucking
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: braced up.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: I had in Visil line for a while and it
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: I never I didn't even smile before. Like before I
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: was just like, I always had this cranky look on
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: my face. And then I got in vision line and
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: I just couldn't stop smiling that everywhere, to the point
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: when people were like annoyed by it. They're like, bro,
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: like it's a funeral, Like what are you doing? Just
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: walk around and blank it? You know what I mean?
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: That's my sunshine. Just then people would be like look
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: at this guy, like put your fucking teeth away, right.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: And then I stopped wearing the retainers as much as
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: I was supposed to, and they went back a little bit.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: So I got the real braces now, which suck. They suck.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Put you got I'm on the inside. Oh nice, nice, nice?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You didn't even notice that now, I didn't. How long
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: did you embraces?
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: For?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Probably four years really what years? Uh middle school till
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: like maybe in eighth grade, late eighth grade, ninth grade.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: They don't really like it doesn't suck that bad because
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I knows making fun of you.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: No, because like everyone had them at the same age,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: but I had mine for a little too long.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: I didn't.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: I was very happy to get mine off. Yeah, I
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: didn't want them anymore.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's a whole four years a fucking long ass time.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Is Yeah, when you're an adult though, these days, people
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: like I don't you don't get made fun of people,
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: just like, oh, that's super dope that you're still you're
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: you will do that at thirty five, Yeah, yeah, No
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: one's like, oh hey, brace face, fucking loser pimples, and yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: it's not like that anymore.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not to you. I saw six five to thirty.
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah fifty, bitch.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I wore my retainers for a really long time, but
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: then I kind of just stopped wearing them. My teeth
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: are still straight, though.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: I see them.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: They had a look at that mouth.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I need to get some fucking up. I need to
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: get the white white like not not even white strips,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: like I need to get the fucking whitening like procedure, dude,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I need to.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, trying to. I want to get my teeth whitened
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: real bad, and my.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Ship looks bad.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: I had super white teeth before I had straight teeth,
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: and because I thought to myself, like, well, you're gonna
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: have one of them, right, yeah, yea yeah, so if
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: they're super white, at least they don't look yellow and crooked,
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: right yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how were they really crooked before?
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah? They were, Yeah, they were.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I think you noticed more than anybody else, though.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Man, it was a few people. Like
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: I remember, way back in the day, my buddy, his
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: mom said something about it. He brought up to me.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: She said, yeah, mom said like, you're such a handsome guy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: She doesn't understand why you don't fix your teeth. And
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: at the time I didn't even know. I was just like, oh,
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I'm like fucking eighteen or six seventeen. I was like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: I didn't even know. Yeah, I've been getting women this
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: whole time. Yeah, and all kind of time. I was
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: talking to somebody's like yeah, man, some of the buddy's like, yeah,
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: you're really really handsome. Is my buddy's like yeah, you're
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: really handsome until you smile. Well I laughed at that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, yeah, okay, now wait till I
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: get braceist that.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the only way it's fucked. I think that
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: in like the hierarchy of the four options, best option
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: is obviously having white, straight teeth. I think I think
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: second best option is having straight yellow teeth. Third best
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: option is having white not straight teeth, and worst option
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: is obviously having yellow and yellow.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Would you rather have straight, perfect white blingers, right
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: chompers and a four inch cock?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Or twelve or an eleven inch cock and terrible teeth?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Problems can't fix either perfect teeth and four inch cock.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: We know who's the.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Pretty much already is. Yeah, I'm pretty much aready there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're living your best life. Yeah, you live in
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the perfect existence. I don't know that's tough because like, uh,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing like some like goofy ass like British
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: dude with like the worst teeth ever, but like he
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: just is pulling out a fucking oak, fucking mass.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: He doesn't get to pull it out much, scaring everyone
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: away with his crooked yellow teeth.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll look, you.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Think, because once he's once the hammer, he pus, I'm
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: also a lawyer.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously you don't know what
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: comes with Let's be fucking honest for a second man, However,
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: fucking sexist sounds.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: If you're a lawyer, you can fuck anyone. You can
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: have a bad attitude, you could fucking have a small
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: cock anything, be like, I'm a lawyer. I think the
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: first question girls asked each other like, oh, you met
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: a new guy, Yeah, what does he do? We don't
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: ask that ship.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody does, nobody cares what they We don't.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I told my girl. She didn't believe me.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: I said, we could fall in love and marry a
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: girl with a just a regular decent job, as long
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: as she was just good. She was she was was,
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: she was dope like, she was a really good person.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: She she fed our soul, she gave us peace and
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: stuff like that. Obviously, we want a driven person that
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: has dreams to not saying McDonald's, we marry them. But
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: we're not that caught. I mean, I can't speak for
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: all of us, but you know, it's it's it's more,
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: it's it's it's we care a lot less about their profession,
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: but at.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: The same time, though, I think that you're giving lawyers
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: too much credit, thinking that all lawyers fuck.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: There's like sloppy defence lawyers, defense attorneys like.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You're talking about like criminal defenders, like who are like
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the barrel, showing up late for work
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: with like barbecue stains on their shirts and like a
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: suit that doesn't fit at all.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Lawyer Why they do it? What? Why they do it?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Become lawyers?
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Why did you become a lawyer? I thought it was
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: to have sex justice system.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It is bullshit, But I think there's some dudes kids
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: get told that they're like like, oh, you should be
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a lawyer when they're like good at arguing, like oh,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: we got a future lawyer on our hands, when somebody
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: who's just like a fucking like a yappy ass kids.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Doesn't understand fucking uh, just just just how to resolve
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: just picking apart like the language of the teacher, like
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: with the language they use or something like that, like
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: you didn't say we could go outside now or something
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: like that, like oh, we got a lawyer on our hands.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: A tweet about it the other day. He's like it
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: was just like a way of calling the kid a dickhead,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Like that's just really what you are calling if you're
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: saying a kids like a future lawyer.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think some people get too much
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: credit for even being having those type of personalities and like, oh,
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: she's a sassy or or savage or he's like, oh,
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: you got a chip on his shoulders, Like, no, he's
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: socially retarded and doesn't understand like a conflict resolution. It
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: doesn't under he's just not smart, Like he's not socially
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: intelligent enough to not shut the fuck up.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: We'll just be like, no, that's a good point. We
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: can both Yeah, he'd be.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Like no, actually wouldn't have theoretically shut the fuck up. Dude,
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: you're idiot, right, Yeah, maybe you're savage. Maybe they don't
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: have sex a lot.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I guarantee some of them don't. Dude, there's definitely some
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: of them who are are not fucking at all.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: But then even know, if I've ever met a lawyer
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: in real life, I.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: Bet your battle rappers have more sex than and lawyers.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Probably they do. Because rappers, battle rappers, any type of
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: people like that, we get way more praise than a
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: regular like a lawyer. I think about it. Like every
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: day if I open my fucking Instagram, you have the
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: goat you're this, but a hundred different comments and day
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: oh and this and that. Even though we're not really
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: doing ship right. Lawyers don't get messages all the time Goat,
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: you're the best, so proud of you. They have to
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: tell people, you know what I mean? There's we have
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: groupies and ship like that. We can go to an
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: event and fuck pretty much anyone depending on who.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: What's all dudes the boys at the event. So, uh, dude, yeah, lawyers.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I I know a couple of dudes who who became lawyers,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to like, they didn't they didn't really
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: fuck before that, And I'm trying to think what their
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: motivation is to have sex? You think it? You really
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: thinking of his.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Though, I'd imagine.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: A lot of these dudes are just looking for something
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: they do.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people don't know what they're
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: gonna do, and then they either just become a lawyer
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: or they I don't think there's that many people who
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: are like man, I'm probably wrong, but I can't imagine
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: there's that many people that are like very bad passionate
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: about like oh, I need to be a one.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I think most lawyers job they just want to make
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Like they're not doing sweet fucking courtroom.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: They're like defending someone that got like a duo, or.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Not even defending. They're probably like working for a law
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: firm where they're like bused and open the books. Yeah,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: and a lot of doctors I think their shit sucks too.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of people are like, oh, I'm going
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: to become a marine biologist when I grow up. Even
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: marine biologists, like you're not like going under the underwater
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and like swimming with dolphins or whatever. You're looking at
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: like plankton in the lab, a fucking sweet gig or something.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: You're like looking through a microscope at like files for
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: like ninety five percent of the time. I don't think
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: it's all. So it's not as sweet as cracked up
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: to be.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: I have these conversings to cut you off. I have
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: these conversations with people all the time. I had. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: did a speech one time and I forget everything I said,
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: but it was like a like an entrepreneur like type
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: of whatever. And then I wasn't like the main guy
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: because I'm not like a whatever fucking gary Vee here,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: but I did, like I wanted to have it make
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: a staple in my comment and what I was saying,
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: don't be super pressured into just having these big titles
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: like the lawyer, the doctor, marine bio, Like it doesn't
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: necessarily mean they like it at all. Like you could
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: be an artist and make you know, fifty sixty seventy
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: grand a year or whatever and love your life so
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: much you can and you can make more than that
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: just goes up and up and up and up. But
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: or you can make a lot more and just hate
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: your shit for forever and just be like this sucks
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: so fucking bad. I owe like two hundred thousand dollars
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: in student loans and this is the most boring shit ever?
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Is this life? I know so many people that I know,
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: doctors that have been like I'm done with the shit,
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: I'm out, you know what I mean?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, I do people who quit, what do they
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: go what do they go on to do?
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: My my one guy, I know, I don't know if
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: I just really speak on him, but fucking he wanted
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: to like get into like like managing like rappers, artists
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: and stuff like that, and he gave up medicine for that,
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: you know what. He didn't actually give it up, but
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: he was this close. And then he got an opportunity
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: and move back to Nova Scotia, and he's like, not
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: just a doctor, he's like an infectious disease. Like fifteen
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: years of school and he didn't quit or not dad whatever,
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: but he just had other interest. At a time when
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: I talked to him, he's like, man, I don't uh,
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: I'm just it's driving me nuts at this point or whatever.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: But then he got a perfect position and he's in
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: a really good spot now and enjoys it again. But
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: he was losing the love for what he was doing. Yeah,
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: he's like, imagine going to school for all these years
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: and then do whatever. I hate this.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks.
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: It'll be a nightmare.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Dude, what were you going to go? What would you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: have done if you had just gone the four years
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of college?
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I was going to be a film major, screenwriting.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: That would be dope.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I remember I was at Dick's Sporting Goods
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: one time and I remember this dude came up to
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: me and I was wearing my sweatshirt, my college sweatshirt,
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: and he was like, oh, he's like, what are you
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: majoring in? And I was like, uh, screenwriting. And he's like, ah,
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: this is my daughter tried to do that. I told
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: her she'd be better off majoring in basket weaving.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: That's devastating, just not supporting his daughter's at all. Yeah,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: that's fucked up. You'll probably be working at a dick sporting. Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Do you think a lot of people who were who
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: tried screenwriting as their major wind up best screenwriters?
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: No, definitely not. Yeah, maybe they end up writing like
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: ads for commercials or some shit like that. Maybe write
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: up bringing scripts for commercials.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Copyright like that. Yeah, there's there's limited few jobs and
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that and that kind of ship.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: That's kind of something that you just kind of have
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: to just do until you're good at it. You can't
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: really learn that. You learn how to format a script,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: stuff like that, but it's all you can really learn
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: how to become a better like you either have. You're
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: either a good writer or you're not. At the end
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: of the day, it's all in your head.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: He just did a show called Unreasonable rob which just
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: what you shot six episodes of it?
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, six episodes? Yeah?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: And did you did you write all of that?
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: Yes? I did. I wrote it with my friend Mark,
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Mark Swatska. He wrote he writes all the Unreasonable rob
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: with me, and he filmed them all too. We edited
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: filmed all that shit together. This time it was picked
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: up by a company called swearingt Treiburg Boys.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that show. It's one of my favorite shows.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: So their company is swearing Net picked it up and
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: uh again, you know we wrote it, me and Mark
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: and uh yeah, it's it went. It went well, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: there's some hiccops and stuff like that, but it is
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: what it is.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: What was the writing process, like, what was it like
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: writing like not even just I mean I'm interested in
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: like do you know how to format like scripts and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: shit like that or you just like throwing it on
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the page or we had to learn that.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: We had learned that because the company, the production company
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: not swearing that, but the people that they hired were
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: like really stressed about that. They're just super stressed, like
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: it has to be done total whatever format. It has
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: to be line for line and it has to be
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: a certain time, it has to match everything. Right. But
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: I was telling them, I was like, this is not
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: like they never did comedy before, right, So they're just
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: used to doing like documentary stuff.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Like bro, when it comes to comedy, like there's so
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: much improv. Like I would say seventy percent of the
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: whole show is literally improv. And what I mean improv,
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: I don't just mean like we already know the whole
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: scene and then we'll just bounce off things. I mean
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: like walking around being like, oh shit, let's think of
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: a scene right now, like we're in a garage. Okay, boom,
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: that's funny right there. We just start with that vice script.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that type of shit.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: They're like, you don't didn't play this in this like no, yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: and then we did it and it would be fucking hysterical,
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean. We're quick, we're quick, yeah yah, yeah,
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: I mean you see something like oh, we can do
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: something with that right now, right. So it was it
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: was tough for them because they were like it was
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: it was like a migraine. They're like, I don't work
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: with people like this before. I worked with like super
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: ABCD or US. We're just super scatterbrained. But it worked
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: out so well in the end, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: it's a learning curve. Probably for both of us.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting Sometimes in comedy, I feel like that's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: the way, uh, or like with curb your enthusiasm, Like
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: doesn't he just like say like this is where we
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: want the scene to go.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think seven however we need to get Yeah,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: so I think what similar to what you said, I
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: think he said seventy percent of it is improv and
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: like I think he just writes out an outline for
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: like the episode bro being like this, like there'll be
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: some like scenarios that he wants locked in. But I
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: think almost all of it is improv.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Dude, Like that's how it should be. And like, yeah, no,
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: when I'm thinking back, like the scenes in the beginning
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: that that that they were making like have to be
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: super structured, like through rehearsal like ten times. First, Yeah, terrible,
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: they went bad. I remember thinking like this is like
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: cringy bag even I hadn't even without even watching the back.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's too rehearsed. We don't have to.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what I'm gonna say, So don't
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: tell me to rehearse ten times.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Well, they're not used to filming comedy, right, Yeah, all
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: the stuff that we did like that stressed them out,
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Like these guys are just winging it right? Was the
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: best ship, the absolute best ship. So I'm like I said,
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: probably a learning curve for them and us. And uh,
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: I think Unreasonable Rob will be big one day. Man.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: I just I love it.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: That's awesome?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think that? Or when you do, like say,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: if you're doing something you're just gonna film on your phone.
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: Are you going to do?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know exactly what you're going to say? Do
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you write a script and you're like hard to the
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: script or you're just like throwing kind of improvent a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I write out like ideas, like for lines, like jokes,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: but I usually it's usually just all blake kind of
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: whatever I say, for the most part, just ripping it
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: a little bit. Sometimes I'll like really write it out
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: and then but then I'll end up having to change
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: in a bunch because they don't just end up changing
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: the lines stuff.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I freestyle my mother's eulogy.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: No, huh, did you really?
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: I had to right before she died. I didn't have to,
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: she said to me, like right before she goes, and
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: she meant it, Patty, please don't swear, please, don't swear
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: at my eulogy. All right, this is in a church, right,
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: so many people showed up and yeah, and I just
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: went off the top, man, because as I said, I said.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yo, off of the top. I got my bodies just dropped.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: Losing the coffin my mom. But it was dope and
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: certain things though. That's how I feel like if you're
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: writing things down on paper, it kind of takes away
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: from the delivery, like like you know, you're saying something
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: so emotional and personal that you're like looking on a
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: paper and be like and since when I was young,
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: blah blah blah, and really I say, fuck that ship.
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: And I just kind of bleed right on the mic,
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, I let it out. If
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: I don't say the best things ever, what I it's
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: straight off from the soul, straight from my heart, you
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: know what I mean. I made everyone laugh and everything.
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: I cracked a couple jokes. I told everyone that I
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: didn't swear and she'll be happy for me and stuff
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: like that. But I don't for when my buddies get
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: married and stuff that I just go up there and
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: say whatever, you know, yeah, for everything, things like that,
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: But not everyone can be like that.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: But it's interesting because you don't do that shit in
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: battle rap, like you prepare every word that you're going
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to say, not not every word, but like you prepare
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: like a ton of what you're going to say.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true, but I don't write it down, so
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: it's it's it's like sometimes I'll write like little things
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: or whatever, but it's I think, I think, I think
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: that might be a little different, Like it's more I guess,
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: I mean more so like if I'm doing something that's
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: an emotional speech where I can just speak from the heart,
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, whereas wrap, you know, you
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: have to be like intricate and all that type of stuff.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: So people get disappointed when they find out that battle
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: rap isn't a freestyle.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, that's ridiculous if someone could freestyle that well,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: or they would have to be.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Like people get just legitimately bummed out, Like, oh, I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: think I used to.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Think that all rappers like when they would go on
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: when I remember I used to listen to this Mac
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Miller freestyle when he goes on flex.
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen him forever.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Where has he been?
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: It?
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: My boys? That underground rapper, right now deeply underground. He's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: big underground man. I used to listen to his this.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I used listen to his freestyle that he did on
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Flex and uh, and I remember I found out that
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: it wasn't freestyled like I thought. It was like all
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: like off the top, forget it, Yeah, they're out the tape.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: And then I found out. And then I then I
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: like listened to a song where he like said the
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: exact lines from that and like one of his songs,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, he's just like compiling multiple
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: different songs right now.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, how did it make you feel?
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Fine? I mean I didn't actually care a lot. It's
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: still fucking awesome.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I think I thought a lot of stuff was freestyle
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: for a while.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: I think I thought, just like most rap at like
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: a like radio shows and stuff was all like off
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: the top. And then I realized that they're just using
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: their own lyrics over a different beat.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Or like early on in rap battles, like dudes would
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: like in the World Rap Championships, I thought a lot
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: of those dudes were freestyling.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: I thought, like the saurus and like to broke my heart.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: But I was like I was smart enough to know
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: certain things weren't freestyle, but I was like, man, the
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: way that they were going back and forth off certain
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: rhymes is like it had to be like a lot
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: of freestyle. But ill Mac and Thesaurus to me, man like,
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't for them.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: So I give them so much praise. Man, these guys
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: are gods to me, man, really, man really, Like I
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: always say, my favorite moment in my in my battle
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: rap career is watching them on ruin your Day Kyle's
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: Watch thing and just watching the source and ill Mac
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: like giving me so much praise and like enjoying my lines,
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: like talking about like me in ways I didn't even
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: think that they thought of me, you know, I mean,
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: because these guys were like the Godfather's the shit yeah yeah, or.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Just here somebody like the same thing with the watch,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: like when Shuffle Tea and then or Marlow broke down,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: like the compliment battle or whatever, Like just hearing them
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's hilarious. Like when someone who you
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: know is funny says something's funny, they recognize something to
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: be funny. It's just like, oh fuck, that's the compliment.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Just holds that much more.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like watching Watch anyways. If someone
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: just like just to know, like, oh you thought that
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: was funny, that's cool. I like to hear their perspective,
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: but like especially if it's someone that you really you
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: know what I mean, Like this show.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It's like a podcast where rap battlers watch rat battles
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: and then they like kind of talk about it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's called watch Watch Yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Watch Battles or whatever. It's like a podcast.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Or Andrew Schultzell, he'd be like a few times that
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: he's talked about me on his podcast. When he says things,
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: it'd be like Pat's Day. You know, he's fucking hilarious.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: And to me, I'm like, that's huge, and I think
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: you're so funny. Yeah, comis e Like, yeah, when you
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: hear up here or someone and you know what I mean,
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: someone that's and I'm not I'm not a comedian. So
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: just to even hear that, it's it's it's it's it's huge. Yeah,
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: that's no matter how good you think you are, Like
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: when you hear someone that's like way bigger than you
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: and whatever give you praise, it's always humbling.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: What's some what's some feedback that you've gotten in your
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: young comedy career that's been like, oh fuck, yeah, I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: don't know. You're humble as fuck. You're just a humble dude.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: You haven't had anybody be like you that was funny
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck yeah, that feels good. I think
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: you're just a self contained flame. I think that like
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: you don't need you don't need fuel from the outside.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: No, I mean I've had people compliment me.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Let's hear it.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I don't want I don't want to say I don't
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: want to say it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: I just don't.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You're afraid it sounds Joe as ship.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh stop it, it's not. You're like pill burds
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: on my fucking dick.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: I know. You mean you don't want to bring it up. Yeah,
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: I'm not cool enough to not bring it up, so
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: I'm sure you would mentioned that Andrew.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Tim Dillon like like love sass, like he has like
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: a bunch of comedians that fucking love. I'm just trying
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: to get I'm trying to have you be not humble
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: for for for once.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you know what I'm saying I'm humble, dude,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to get you to fucking
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: open up, dude.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: I was if I was at your comedy show and
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: I was right up front, I just kept like, fucking
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: would you like work? Like, would you work it into it?
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Would you like would you go at me?
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Probably?
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Awesome. I love that when people do that, and it
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: bothers me when someone doesn't do it. You know what
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Crowd work is so impressive to me. Yeah, crowd work's cool.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: So sometimes I get they're just wanting to do your material.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: So she was trying to if you're trying to do
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: new stuff, Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: It's so in bad rabbits like the same thing like,
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: for example, you know and Andrew Schultze does so much fun.
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Did I mention that Andrew? And he doesn't shows and
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: he just starts doing the crowd work. I guarantee you
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: like the freestyle off the top crowd work those heymakes
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: hit his biggest is his biggest jokes. And in battle raps,
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: the same thing, like if you you're wrapping whatever, you
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: could say the most simple line, but if it's a
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: rebuttal or like off the top, it lands just as
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: hard as your biggest line. There's really so much time
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: to write.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird because, like crowd work, most of the
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: stuff people are saying isn't anything that's like that, like
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: complex or like something that would take someone along. It's
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: just like off the cuff. For some reason, the crowd
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: just loves it.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Because it's so spontaneous, Like, yo, that was brilliant. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and it just like grounds you in the same moment.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: It's like I'm in this, I'm in this moment, and
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: this person is in this moment, and it's like not
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: like there, this is some rehearsed material or whatever, and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not really thinking about that. A lot of comedy shows,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not like, oh, he rehearsed this or whatever. But
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: it just like puts you both so much on the
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: same page that it's like, oh, I know exactly what
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: the fuck he's talking about. Yeah, it's the most shared experience. Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: what percentage of your ship you think is crowd work
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: that you do?
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: The one percent?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't do a lot of crowd work, Like
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, i'll do it at like I'll do crowd
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: work if it's like a dead crowd.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Really, Oh that like picks up a crowd.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Well, if you go to a show where there's only
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: like ten people in the audience that you kind of
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: have to it's like the only thing you can do. Yeah,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: because your jokes aren't gonna work.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Damn that's smart though, saunt. Yeah, it sucks.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: I hate it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you ever do stand up?
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: Would I? Or did I have you? No?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: No, but you would probably right or it's just like
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: such a different discipline. That's like to me, it's just
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: like I know how how like steep that mountain is
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to climb?
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that I would. I always tell myself
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: that I would. But I'm not that kind of guy
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: that like that would just you know, think that thinks
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: I'm funny and just be like, Oh, I'd rap and
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: do that while rhyming. I can easily do that. No, No, No,
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: I would spend like a year on a set and
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: take it very serious because I respect the art so
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: much of comedy that I would never just go in
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: there and just think because I could make people laugh
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: and a rap whatever, that I can just easily do comedy. No,
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: So I would need time. I would need a lot
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: of time, Like if someone said, all right, Pat, we're
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: gonna pay you this much for a comedy show. You
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: have six months. I'd be like, I need eight. I've
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: never wrote a comedy before, right, Yeah, so I would
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: do it, but I would need to say a comedy show, and.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I feel like you guys would both just be naturally
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: good at it.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Stuff.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, you would, like if you write, if you
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: already have gotten over the fear of being on stage,
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: which is like half of it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: I think it's more like so like for me, I
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: can speak like when I do a battle usually, like
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: for like the Big Ones or whatever, there's hundreds and
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: then couple of thousand or at least a lot of
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: my fans there that are just there for me. Yeah,
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: whereas it a comedy show like it might hurt me
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: my pride to be only like twelve people there and
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: they're just like, oh, who is this guy? They don't
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: know me? Oh?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Really that's the best.
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: That's dope. I'm glad that you feel that way. Oh.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I love it when there's no one there to see you,
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: because then it's you can just do whatever, and if
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: it goes bad, who gives a fuck.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, that's good. Still do you think that perspective.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Do you think that you would have that perspective if
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: twelve people were there? Do you think that it would
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: hurt you personally be like what am I doing performing
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: for twelve people or whatever?
• 50:59
  Speaker 6: I think it's more like I don't, I don't. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: don't think it's as much as like I'm bigger than this,
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: But I think it would just kind of like hurt
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: my ego a little bit and be like, oh shit,
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: like I thought, I'm pat Stay, I'm like the headline
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: whatever whatever, and these people don't fun about me, nor
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: did they even really find me that funny, so.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but I mean, I guess, I mean, I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: don't know, like comedy, it's like that happens to everyone.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, unless you're like, yeah, Louis c kem I And
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: that's like it's like a it's the steps that you
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: would have to go. And I don't like when people
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: disrespect the culture and just think that they can just
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: become comedians. Like I'm not going to speak on like
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: specific people like t I or anything like that, and
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: I'm not even dissing them, but I'm like I heard
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: that he kind of said something like, oh I can
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: fucking do this and then he just keeps getting booed
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: over and over, right, But good for him for doing it.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also it's like, how are you getting? Like
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: getting going up in front of your fans should be
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: the easiest set you ever do, Like, like.
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: It depends, dude, because like man, like some people like
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: even like sometimes if I make music sorr from talking
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: to the mic, no make music or even unreasonable rob
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it's been received pretty well, but sometimes they're like,
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: hey man, we don't care about this ship. We want
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: to see you battle rap. That's what we'd like you. Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's line or is that in person?
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: Always in person, always in line?
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I get I mean anyone, you'll get
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that for about anything.
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, like Kanye, they shot on Conye for years, like, bro,
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: we don't care about your bagger clothes. Yeah, you don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: care about your fucking yeezis and next thing, you know,
• 52:27
  Speaker 6: it's the biggest thing, right, So yeah, but.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: If you did a comedy set and it was your
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: fans were there, you would murder. And it's like if
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: if if t I is doing a show where his
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: fans are all there and they're booing him. It must
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: be really really bad. Get by your own fans, yeah,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: because like they're there to see him, do commed?
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Have you seen it any of the ship?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: No, it's bad, you could say it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: He does listen though, Oh he doesn't.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: He doesn't listen to this show.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I said, I know, I said, T, I listens to
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: this show. Obviously, he does not messen.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: I mean it's too if you're asking me, it was
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: too slow. And I think that you can't approach that
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: as a brand new comedian and be like I'm so
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: good that I can just be Dave Chappelle and just
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: sit here and smoke a signal and drag this shit
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: out because I have such great crowd control that, like
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: Dave could say like one word and say another word
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: in twenty seconds, another word in ten seconds, and we're
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: still all just like bum Yeah, this guy's the best
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: public speaker on earth. Yeah, right, T. I is like
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: practicing that almost, And I'm like, you really haven't earned
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: that yet. You're You're captivating as a person, But I
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: don't know, but as a comedian right now, I thought
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: that he should probably write his bangers out, you know
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: what I'm saying, Like from what I watched it's like
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: walking around there telling jokes like kind of lazy. If
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: I were him, I would have right took a year,
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: wrote all the biggest bangers ever, yeah, and just back
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: to back to back and slay it the best shit
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: you ever could fucking write your first show. Oh that
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: you spent a year on minimum, I mean minimum, spend
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: one fucking year on your best shit you ever could.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: But how would you practice for that whole Year's like
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: you have to be going out in front of somebody
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: to do that shit, like going to like smaller shows
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and open mictro. You're saying you would just craft it
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: and work on it alone, the way you work on
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: a battle rap and not really let money people hear it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: I have enough confidence in my crowd, like yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: and I don't doubt that at all. I understand crowds, Yeah,
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: every crowd or whatever. I have enough confidence to know
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: I would practice it. I would call people like you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: I'd call people like my friends who do comedy and
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: some of that running by them maybe you know, have
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: them get together. But Ti is way more resourceful than me.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: He could get all condent people together and be like, yeah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna spit. I'm gonna say the shit. Tell me
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: what you think.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: But he definitely didn't do any of that.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Who knows, who knows? Maybe you did, but fucking I
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: think he should have spent a little more time and
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: uh not just going there so nonchalant and just be
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: like I'm TI so I can just But what I
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: did see funny was sham and I thought it was
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: dope as fuck.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that he was checking his daughter's timing.
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: What was it, Oh, checking his daughters?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: I was weird as fuck.
• 55:03
  Speaker 6: No, he uh, he was getting boot He said, all right,
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: fucking DJ put the song on it. He just started
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: performing the songs and they're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: I thought it was smooth.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: The fact he just had that in his back pocket
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: to be like, all right, in case I get booted
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: that much fun.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that must be a pretty big relief.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to be able to be like, all right, I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: have this other type of.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Performing that's like everyone even knows me from better than Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like easier and more funny too than a
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: comedy or whatever.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: It's a risk because like even I gotta take a
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: piss really bad. Yeah, you got an unreasonable rob it's
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: like transferring from over from battle Rap, which everyone loves
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: me for, to that it's like it's not going to
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: be as big, and it's like I wonder. I hope
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: that they receive it, and I hope that they accept it,
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Good fucking calfs on him,
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: those baby cows.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: So what do you think about this dude?
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Sas?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Dude, he's fucking he's afraid to take his shirt off,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: bro get out. You think we should just peel it
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: off him, asked me twice. Just hose him down and
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: peel it off him with just to get him dripping,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: ring it out. I'll do it like flash dance or
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: something like that, make them dance. Yeah, it's sass Is Uh,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he's he he. We started this podcast when he was
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: twenty years old, and I was just like, I'm gonna help.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my boy fucking going in the right direction, dude,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and uh, he's uh, he was gonna quit barstool and
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, don't quit. You gotta fucking you gotta,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: you gotta lock in. And so now we do this
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: this podcast together. He's fucking significantly younger than me though,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: as funny as fuck. Do you have anybody you have
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: any twenty one year olds in your life? Do you
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: even know any twenty one year olds? M hmm, I do.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: I know. I know a couple. They're pretty cool, couple
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: of girls.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I freaking bet you do. You have to bavy
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: sitting bastard. Oh well, you absolutely fucking dog dude. Yeah, yes,
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: hit on my nay reading a picture book to him.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he put that unit in reverse.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Here that right here on the lap.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Dude. What did uh?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: We linked up for a little bit yesterday? What did
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you and Big K do for the rest of the day?
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: Did the same thing that we did the night before?
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: It just got super trashed. Went to a bar, went
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: just twenty bars. I ate at every single bar. I
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: woke up feeling so terrible and all we talked about
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: me and Sean. Here is the fucking the IV Liquid IV.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: I need it, I want it.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Liquid IV is done. It's the truth. It's like, no,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: it's like a liquid IV is a drink, but like
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: there is the actual IV that you put in your arm.
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: Can I get this drink?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: We probably probably have some in the office. I'll grab
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: you after this. The drink the liquid IV drink.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: It's like a powder pack and you're put in a
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: water bottles to drink it.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: You feel it's like three waters.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I need it, Well, we will get it for you.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: We actually have it.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I mean there are sponsors asked to be in here
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: somewhere horse feathers. No, brother, it's the fucking truth, dude,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Like that one.
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: Horse breathers. He didn't. He didn't believe.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: He goes.
• 57:48
  Speaker 6: Horse brothers said, cowchwallop. You wife said, you're hungry. He goes.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: I could eat the south end of the north bound jackass.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: It was so good? What show is?
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: I was on shrooms. It was like, I don't know
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: what show it was, but I was so locked in.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: I couldn't when he's when he's at horse Feathers.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: So I'm using a wait for say the other part.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I could eat the south end of a north bound jackass?
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Is that good? Dude?
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: He did?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: He did a video the other day like doing like
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: a Texas accent. So I was like, how you doing, sass?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm fire than what was it?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: There's finer than frogs hair split four wheel.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: On fire then a frog's hair split four ways? You know?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: He just went to Cats the other night, the play
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: No cat fucking belly.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Dude, Oh really, what do you think about it?
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: It was amazing, man, it was so good. Man. I
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: was climax. I was sitting there and Big K was like,
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: I've never met anybody who can eat a full sandwich.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: I felt like I felt almost disrespected. I was just like, Begar, pardon, like,
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: what are you talking about? Like this is I could
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: easily eat this? You know, you can't eat mine?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: And half of his I don't think they were that
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: they're not that big that he had.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: We want to eat mine? I said, you ever considered
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: being a man. He's not that hard.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not a huge Pastrami person. Now were you not
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: before then? Or like, have you never just really happened,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: I've never I don't know. I mean it just tastes
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: like a big hot dog.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: Really yeah? How fun?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Was into it? Dude?
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: The guy behind the counter basically called him gay Sean
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: really like yeah, because he doesn't like mustard and we're
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: clown he doesn't want mustard, think but he's like, I
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: bet he likes mayo. We just vibe like, you know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: the manly fucking like. It was hilarious, that manly laugh.
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: It was a manly like an encounter that we had
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: as man like, fucking.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta try mustard, that you gotta eat mustard, but
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: no muscust by mustard mustard.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: I would put mustard on anything.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: There's the dude on Jackass who like, even if he
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: saw mustard, he would like freak out and like sprint away.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: The dude why, he just was like he is like
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: a deep seated like I don't know, maybe his ancestors
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: were mustard gas or some ship like that, but he
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: was like deep seeded, like fucking a version to mustard.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: Dude, He's just like, what's your reason for not like
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: you just don't taste.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You know, you know, like sauces. Sauces are condiments.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: I think I would do. I think sauces are condiments.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Ketchup is damn you saying you don't like ketch up,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: mustard mayo relish, Dude, I didn't. I used to not
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: like I like it all, yeah and take that whole yeah,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: all of them together. I used to not like fish
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: And then the first time I got back into where
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I got into fish was going to Nova Scotia and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: there's that famous place, John's Lunch.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: We went.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: We went to John's Lunch, which is like I guess,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: just a famous ass like or you said it early
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: in a fucking battle. What did you say what you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: said in like two thousand and seven, I just.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: Shouted it out, and for some reason, everywhere I go
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: all over the world now they telling people John's Lunch, Like, man, it's.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Like, what did you saying that? The line? It was
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: like I'll do something and take you to or like.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: Fucking I don't know, fucking take it to John's lunchuck
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: pissing ship and you're fishing chips.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: But like we got the fish and chips there, or
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: we got just like this big ass plate of fried
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: seafood and it was so fucking good. It tasted like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: carnival food. It was like this incredibly doee funnel cake
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: like batter that they used on all of it. And
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: it just opened my mind up to how good. Like
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's like a soft ass, childish way to
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: get into seafood, but like that opened my eyes to
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: how that's the seafood.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: Best way to get into seafood, John's Lunch. It's like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: the best number one spot like four years in a
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: row in Canada for seafood, it's like this and you
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: go and then you're not trying to grow. They're not
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: trying to make it bigger. It's a bits, just a shack,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: tiny little shack and they fucking oh yeah, that's where
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: you gotta go.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Does Canada have good seafood?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah? Really Nova Scotia, Oh yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Nova Scotia, especially because everyone's fishing there. Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: During our compliment battle, some dude was just he just
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: got off the fucking dock with a like an igloo
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: cool or full of fish, and in the middle of
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: the battle, he just yells out, give him a mackerel.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Loose fish.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: Fucking I gave him a mackerel? Should I give him
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: a mackerel? And then he gave it to me and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: I fucking biffed it in the crowd. Why didn't we
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: say holy mackerel? We shit?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I mean it would have been the.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I love fish, Oh yeah, I love seafood.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: How about a mackerel?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: Have you ever had mackerel?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Now, but I've caught mackerel. Mackerel is probably the easiest
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: fish to fish to catch.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: They're idiots, Yeah, they're mackerel.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: They're called mackerel rigs and they and it's a line
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: with a weight at the bottom and then there's three hooks,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: a little bit up, three more hooks, and then a
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: little bit three more hooks and basically you just drop
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: it into deep water and you just yanke it like
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: a bunch of times. You pull it up and there's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: like nine mackerel on the line.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it's.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: That easy because you just you just they're like all
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: swimming in schools and you basically just pierce it right
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: through them.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta get.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Up to Nova Scotia. Yeah, go macrel fishing.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: They use it for tuna. Oh really, I believe so.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: I think we use tuna to catch tuna. Oh oh,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant to put into No.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: No, they use it to catch tuna, to catch a
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: lot of things, but I think tune is the main one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: That kind of line you don't fish.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: I used to fish when I was young. Fishing is
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: really manly. It. While you were talking about that whole time,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: I was biting my lip.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Fisher, strong, callous hands, fucking like sea swept hair,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: fucking a nice sun tan on him from being outside
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: all the time. Smells like the docks. Dude, man ship
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: strong fore arms and ship. That's that fucking fisherman ship. Yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: how does he fucking dude? That's that's pretty much. Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Man, man, you just described you pretty much.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: You have bro Well, dude, thank you for coming in,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: uh and rock with us? How are we on time?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Over an hour? Yeah? Thank you for rock.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Hair looks a lot less. Maybe, no, I don't know
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: what you meant.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Last time he put some powder in it. He must
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: have used some baby powder, so I.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Think it was he must have been sprinting, or maybe
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: it was did you know were you jogging? Was a
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: busy day? You're under our working man filming of hell?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well go watch Unreasonable Rob check out Patch Days
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: compliment Battle on the Nicest that should be coming out
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: within hopefully within the month, nice man, hopefully within the month.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: Everyone keeps hitting me up, man, everyone like literally right
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: before I got here, people from Canada like Big Classified
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: and all these dudes like, man, how do I watch this?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: I'll buy it, but it is what it is. Just
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: watch it when it comes out, right, So everyone, Yeah,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: I look up for that for sure, man. I appreciate it.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: I'd appreciate amazing experience. Thanks you coming through Doug Okay Pride,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: Hell yes Bro, that was awesome coming on