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Foodie Friday with Neil Saavedra | Ask Handel Anything · The Bill Handel Show

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  Speaker 1: You're listening to bill Handle on Demand from kf I
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  Speaker 1: A M six forty.
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  Speaker 2: Six forty bill handle here, it is a foody Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody loves Friday, tg y q ls V Friday.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good stuff. And that means that Neil and I.
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  Speaker 2: Do our foody Friday segment. You know, we'll get to
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  Speaker 2: Costco at some point. But even more exciting than Costco
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  Speaker 2: is free food. Oh yes, and this morning I brought
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  Speaker 2: in some carry cake from Stonefire Grill this morning and uh,
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  Speaker 2: Neil said, you didn't pay for it, did you?
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  Speaker 3: And I smiled and said gift card? Gift card? No,
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  Speaker 3: of course not.
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  Speaker 1: I've I make some nationally substantially less money than you do,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't get that excited over gift cards.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, It's a religious slash ethnic issue, Is
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  Speaker 2: that right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it really is sorr enough sir. Okay, Now let's
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  Speaker 2: talk about free food at Burger King. That got me
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  Speaker 2: my excitement up. I got some wood on that one.
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  Speaker 2: What I could hear down the hallway. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: who it was, but I can hear down the hallway.
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  Speaker 2: Someone go rows. Okay, moving on free food at Burger King,
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  Speaker 2: I want to boycott.
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  Speaker 3: God. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a lot going on October at Burger King
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  Speaker 2: and people. You know, sometimes we'll say, how can you
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  Speaker 2: talk about fast food and Costco all the time? On
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  Speaker 2: Handles show on Friday, I'm like, because one, that's what
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  Speaker 2: hands the ones, and two it does well, Hey, Kono,
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  Speaker 2: doesn't it do well?
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  Speaker 3: As far as the podcast go, Cono's not even there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh there, he is the best, the best, right, it
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  Speaker 2: does very well Foody Friday. Right, So okay, so stop arguing. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So what's going on right now? You've got today, You've
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  Speaker 2: got a free four piece chicken fries there at Burger King.
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow you're going to have a free four piece Cinni minis,
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  Speaker 2: and then on the twenty six a free whopper Junior. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: hang on a minute. When you say four for free fries,
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  Speaker 2: is that chicken fries? Those are like chicken strips?
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  Speaker 3: Oh got it? They're okay, just come in like a freeze.
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  Speaker 3: So why you walk in the door you get it
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  Speaker 3: for free?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they always have something. In this case, it's the
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  Speaker 1: loyalty rewards program. Okay, so you have to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of that. Okay, big deal.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know you get only yeah, you have to
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  Speaker 3: do the email. You get the email.
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  Speaker 2: You ask so funny like you don't want when you
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  Speaker 2: say free, you don't want to do anything except be
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  Speaker 2: bill handled.
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  Speaker 3: That is correct. You want to be bill handled.
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  Speaker 1: And people go here, mister Bill Handle, we want to
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  Speaker 1: give you something free.
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  Speaker 3: And that's it.
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  Speaker 2: That is absolutely correct. That happens for one person. I know,
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  Speaker 2: Bill Handle, you can make that happen. It's you know
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  Speaker 2: how they tell you can. You can be anybody you want.
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  Speaker 2: This is America, and it doesn't matter who or what
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  Speaker 2: you're doing. You pull yourselves by the bootstraps and you
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  Speaker 2: can do any You can be president, and in my case,
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  Speaker 2: you can get free food. It's along the same line
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  Speaker 2: because of moral ethics and standards that I have. Are
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  Speaker 2: those as a human being? What are those human beings?
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  Speaker 2: Are people that well?
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  Speaker 3: Never mind? But yeah, so for those of you who
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  Speaker 3: are interested, Burger King has that for you. Going on?
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  Speaker 3: Right now? Okay, let's talk.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you just pointed out where we have, you know,
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  Speaker 2: monitors all over the studio here and you're looking at
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  Speaker 2: a commercial. We keep those on side island where they're
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  Speaker 2: already starting Christmas oh, there.
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  Speaker 3: Was as commercial.
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  Speaker 2: I know, the twenty fourth of October completely, we haven't
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  Speaker 2: even had Spooky Time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're not done with Spooky Time.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: So what specials specific to Halloween are going on right now?
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  Speaker 2: Because the free food at Burger King is not specific
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  Speaker 2: to Halloween, it's just I assume just coincidental that is
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  Speaker 2: the end of the month.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just that has no tie in whatsoever that
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  Speaker 1: I'm aware of. This is the fact that they're giving
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  Speaker 1: away some food.
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  Speaker 3: So what do they do because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember Halloween themed fast food promotion.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they do have a lot of promotions going on
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  Speaker 1: in fast food right now. They have some black bund Burgers,
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  Speaker 1: they have a lot of there was a Wendy's partnership
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  Speaker 1: with Wednesday, the television show on Netflix. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them going on right now. As far as a
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  Speaker 1: you go to Krispy Kreme and they have the decorated
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  Speaker 1: Halloween donuts that come out each year. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fast food tying INDs for Halloween, more than ever
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  Speaker 1: before as a matter of fact, because Halloween is quickly
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  Speaker 1: becoming one of the biggest holidays because you've got candy purchases.
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  Speaker 1: You've got costume purchases, you've got decor purchases, food purchases.
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  Speaker 1: So it's growing massively in every front And like I said,
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  Speaker 1: we just spent like a hundred bucks for candy, and
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  Speaker 1: I bet you we're gonna have to get more before.
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  Speaker 3: You dress up for Halloween.
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  Speaker 1: All sometimes I'll put something on when we're passing out
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  Speaker 1: candy or something like that. But we'll have an open
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  Speaker 1: house this year because it lands on a Friday, which
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  Speaker 1: means family and friends can come by at anytime and
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  Speaker 1: just kind of circle through and we'll have food and
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  Speaker 1: I'll decorate the front yard. It'll be a haunted mansion
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  Speaker 1: theme this year.
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  Speaker 3: Free food. No, there's a good chance I'm gonna comeby.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I have a reverse belief system when it comes to
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  Speaker 1: bill Handle. Everybody gets free food except you. So that's
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  Speaker 1: all I care about.
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  Speaker 3: And you dress up? You don't dress up at all? Okay? Amy?
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  Speaker 3: Do you do your whole house? But I don't dress up.
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  Speaker 3: Go to town, Amy, do you dress up at all?
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  Speaker 2: I usually do okay for even if you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to a party. Yeah, you know what, Lindsay does the
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  Speaker 2: same thing. She says we'll get a dress up for Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: You know when the kids open the door.
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  Speaker 3: And go, what are you doing? Yeah, if you do
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  Speaker 3: it for the trick or treaders, what the hell are
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  Speaker 3: you doing? I mean, it's for me. It's easy.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have varicos veins, so I just put
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  Speaker 2: a bathing suit and I come as a roadmap.
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  Speaker 3: But that's the rest of it is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get dressing up for kids that are coming
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  Speaker 2: to the door.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: You guys should go as the old guy in the tramp.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I know where you can get it up.
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  Speaker 6: Oh good god, all right, Uh we'll.
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  Speaker 3: Come back with mores. Oh yeah. Well I'm just sitting
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  Speaker 3: here and just reading. All right, h some Costco news.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I put this in here because one it's Costco
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  Speaker 2: and two it might be an abomination to you. So
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  Speaker 2: Costco just dropped its pumpkin spice bagels.
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  Speaker 3: What's your face? Well, you're looked in your face? Just dropped.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know when you mentioned pumpkin spice bagels, you
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  Speaker 2: can't say pumpkin spice and bagels in the same sentence.
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  Speaker 2: But those are not bagels. They're not jew bagels. And
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  Speaker 2: the only kind of real bagels are jew bagels, and
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  Speaker 2: they're only there's really only one kind of jew bagels,
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  Speaker 2: and that's the A and that's plain bagel, water bagel.
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  Speaker 2: Now close to that is onion bagel and egg bagel.
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  Speaker 2: After that, then let's go next tier up, which we've
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  Speaker 2: just cross the line in terms of real jew bagels.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have garlic bagels, salt bagels, everything bagels. Those
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  Speaker 2: are quasi their earsots bagels.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Then we have the blueberry, the cinnamon, uh, the chocolate bagels,
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  Speaker 2: chocolate chip, and pumpkin spice bagels. Pumpkin spice, I know,
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  Speaker 2: come on, guys, that gonna is that gonna be the
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  Speaker 2: straw that broke the coummels back for you.
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  Speaker 3: I've never had. I'm not gonna go to Costco and
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  Speaker 3: I would never have a pumpkin spice. Baby.
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  Speaker 2: What if they offered a free sample, I actually would
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  Speaker 2: say no to that. I would say they're very good.
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  Speaker 2: I would say no to wait. That is a sacrilege.
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  Speaker 2: People people say that if you can put a little
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  Speaker 2: cream cheese on there, it makes them uh uh contender
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  Speaker 2: for the best fall breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Wrong. I could have been a contender.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, this is okay, it's just a horrible cozy. Also,
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  Speaker 2: one of the scriptors out here, one of the things
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  Speaker 2: about bagels at Costco is they are horrible.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I don't know that I've ever purchased.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not good. I mean they're cheap, but they're
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  Speaker 2: not good. You have to go to a real bagel.
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  Speaker 3: Ple's I describe you exactly. Well. Okay, so you won't
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  Speaker 3: be getting them. No, I will not. Okay, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I would have gotten rid of them. Okay. I want
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  Speaker 3: to tell you one last thing. This is super cool.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're out there with your kids trick or
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  Speaker 2: treating all of that, and you see a teal pumpkin
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  Speaker 2: on the porch, you know whether someone's painted a pumpkin
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  Speaker 2: teal or whether it's an artificial one. Uh, this is
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  Speaker 2: something very very sweet.
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  Speaker 1: So it started as like this this basic gesture for
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  Speaker 1: kids with food allergies, but now it's become this global
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  Speaker 1: movement on days like Halloween to let kids know or
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  Speaker 1: parents know that there are non food treats available for
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  Speaker 1: children with food allergies, so that it shows that that
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  Speaker 1: house is aware that there are kids that can't have
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  Speaker 1: treats like that food treats. So what they do is
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  Speaker 1: they make sure that they have stuff for kids with
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  Speaker 1: food alogies. And I thought that is a what a
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  Speaker 1: cool way to celebrate this particular holiday. So glow sticks
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  Speaker 1: or stickers or small toys or any of these non
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  Speaker 1: food items can be offered up to a child. And
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  Speaker 1: as a parent of an eight year old who we
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  Speaker 1: often have kids over to the house, we always make
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  Speaker 1: sure that we have stuff, whether it's you know, friends
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  Speaker 1: that have Type one diabetes or they have a peanut allergy,
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  Speaker 1: or they have whatever, to make sure that they feel
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  Speaker 1: like they are part of things as well.
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  Speaker 3: How about an upside down pineapple that well, I think
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  Speaker 3: you know what that means, sir.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't want to put that on the porch,
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  Speaker 2: Dowie if you put it, What would an upside down
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  Speaker 2: pumpkin means?
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  Speaker 3: You know who's getting it on that day? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, an an upside down pineapple means something else. Don't
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  Speaker 1: put that in your front yard. Bill and Lindsay might
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  Speaker 1: show up and say, hiya, you seem like a nice couple.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought that was just a really sweet thing.
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  Speaker 1: And it was founded by this woman, Becky bus alone
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  Speaker 1: back in twenty thirteen, and it's adopted by a group
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  Speaker 1: called Fair and it's basically just a local effort in
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  Speaker 1: global awareness about kids with food allergies or thing.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, we know that Halloween is growing among adults.
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  Speaker 2: It's become it's basically become an adult holiday where you
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  Speaker 2: have Halloween parties and costumes and people make a big
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  Speaker 2: big deal about it. Is there any growth in terms
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  Speaker 2: of kids or is that basically flat?
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  Speaker 1: That's an excellent question. I don't know that I have
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  Speaker 1: the answer to it. I do know that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just watching objective would be a anecdotally I guess is
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  Speaker 1: looking or subjectively carry the one is looking around. We
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  Speaker 1: get a decent number, but we tend to decorate our house, right,
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  Speaker 1: But you know what's happening in my neighborhood this year.
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  Speaker 1: They're blocking off more streets than ever before. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: they block them off, make them safe for kids to
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  Speaker 1: walk through, and and that's a good sign to me. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so that's happening more and more. But parents
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  Speaker 1: are pickier. We're picky as to where we're taking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, helicopter parenting, especially trick or treating. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's on a hold that being aware. We're not crazy
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  Speaker 2: about it, but being aware. All right, last half hour
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  Speaker 2: of Friday always great fun. It's ask Handle Anything, and
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  Speaker 2: it's you asking me questions, and we record these during
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  Speaker 2: the week and Neil chooses the questions that are going
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  Speaker 2: to be played in just a moment or two, and
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  Speaker 2: I hear them for the first time just like you do.
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  Speaker 2: And I try to answer virtually everything. Now there's a
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  Speaker 2: couple of personal things that I won't answer. You know, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever had an std I listening in your business?
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  Speaker 3: Three times?
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  Speaker 2: And will go ahead and answer all those questions?
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  Speaker 3: All right? Cono question This is for Bill Handle.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Bill, ask you anything. My wife and I recently separated,
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  Speaker 4: and I found out that she's dating my best friend
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  Speaker 4: and a lot more than dating, according to her. So
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  Speaker 4: now I moved to Texas from Los Angeles. I moved
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  Speaker 4: to San Antonio and she's giving me a lot of
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  Speaker 4: hints that she wants me to come back. Wanted to
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  Speaker 4: see what you think I should do.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, Bill, Love your show depends on how much money
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  Speaker 3: she has. That's I feel for that guy. You can
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  Speaker 3: hear it in his voice what he wants. Maybe he
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  Speaker 3: wants to have her back.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know, just doteh Okay, that's your advice, which
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  Speaker 2: is good. Think.
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  Speaker 3: So I think he wants to come back. I think
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  Speaker 3: he does. But I'm telling them, you're saying, don't come back.
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  Speaker 3: I got so let me go. Never treat her the
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  Speaker 3: same and it's not fair for anybody, and.
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  Speaker 2: Let me go back to Yeah, it depends how much
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  Speaker 2: money she has.
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  Speaker 3: It's just not real friend. It was. It was his
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  Speaker 3: best friend.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you know, there's a great story about That's like
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  Speaker 2: there was a divorce story where you had a guy
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  Speaker 2: who caught his wife in bed with his best friend
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  Speaker 2: and he said, murray, I have to do this, but
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  Speaker 2: you okay, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Moving on?
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  Speaker 3: Please, hey handle, why is there an Eastern seaboard but
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  Speaker 3: not a Western seaboard? I figured you would know something.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks have absolutely no idea. I was laughing you. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: that sounds like something you should know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I think it's because they have board, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Atlantic City and the word board, and it's in the East.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing, and that was way way before anything developed
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  Speaker 2: in the West. That's just a guess. That's just a guess.
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  Speaker 2: But I think a lot of it has to do.
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  Speaker 2: There's certain terms that are used on the East because
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  Speaker 2: the East. Uh, you know when when the country was
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  Speaker 2: founded in the you know, late seventeen hundreds, you know,
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  Speaker 2: LA was you know.
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  Speaker 3: There were four Indians and there were Native Americans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know those two Yeah, those are feather Indians,
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  Speaker 2: not DoD Indians. And there was there was a couple
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  Speaker 2: of missions that were put up by you know, father
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  Speaker 2: Hugh NIPPERO Sarah and who.
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  Speaker 3: They put put up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was Native Americans and they simply just put
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  Speaker 1: them up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the father of Hugh NIPPERO Sara that we used
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  Speaker 2: to study as this wonderful historian figure. It turns out
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  Speaker 2: he enslaved all of the Native Americans and forced them
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  Speaker 2: to build the missions.
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  Speaker 3: And now we have to replicate them in MACARONI.
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  Speaker 2: I know yeah, fourth grade. Yeah, I'm know everybody does that,
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  Speaker 2: all right?
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  Speaker 5: Kno, Hi Bill, long time listener since the early nineties. Actually,
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  Speaker 5: I have a question for you. Have you used boner pills?
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  Speaker 5: Do you have any cautionary tales, experience or advice?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I guess it's more than one question.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I have to tell you, and
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  Speaker 2: that'll be well said, Boner Pills.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate she's not asking for herself.
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  Speaker 2: So you know what, as a matter of fact, just
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  Speaker 2: to your point, it looks like first quarter I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be doing commercials for Boner pills. Yes, for Boner Pills.
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  Speaker 2: And here is you know, I'm literally on.
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  Speaker 3: The verge Boner pills.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you, and I'll tell you why I'm
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  Speaker 2: on the verge because it's getting too expensive for me
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  Speaker 2: to throw two hundred dollars at Lindsay and say go here,
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  Speaker 2: go take care of yourself and leave me alone. It's
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  Speaker 2: just too much money. So yeah, I'm on my way precisely.
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  Speaker 2: You know that's a you know, Kno, that is a
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  Speaker 2: promo if I've ever heard one. If I have ever
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  Speaker 2: heard of a proto promo that we have to do exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, oh what promo nography. That's why I love about
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  Speaker 6: this segment. I just love this segment. All right, I
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  Speaker 6: think we have time for one more before we take
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  Speaker 6: a break.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Bill, I know you're not going to care about this,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm going to ask you anyway and the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the team, if you're going to paint your face
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  Speaker 1: like one of the characters from Kiss?
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  Speaker 3: Which one would it be? Star Child, Demon, space Man
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  Speaker 3: or cat Man? Are those the characters and Kiss? I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know that those are the four. I had
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  Speaker 3: no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I knew there were four guys and their.
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  Speaker 3: Cat.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that we have Starchild I.
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  Speaker 3: I did not know that at all.
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  Speaker 1: So Demon, I'd be one of the he's also Jewish,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be Simmons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, he has.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was a school teacher here in Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Oh do you still get the newsletter? No, the Jews letter.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I would probably paint myself as posh.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: That's okay, got it, all right? All right, come on,
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: next question, Hey Bill, this is Devin in l A
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: quick question.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to ask you, man, what would you
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: consider the greatest movie of all time?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Subway Slut?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I thought I thought that was just a film that
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: I absolutely loved.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Please make Way for the Door.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Uh, you know, traditionalists, probably, I would guess Gone with
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: the Wind, and I could. I appreciate its history so much?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, big fan of movies, but you know, there's
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: so many. It's one of those things where you're there's
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: so many nothing more modern.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Huh was it?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Uh, producers, I think it's very funny. I'm just not
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: miss thinking off the top of my head. But do
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I have a favorite movie?
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Uh? No, I only like the historical content.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: All the stuff that's tied into oppression. Yeah, pretty much,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: slavery and all that. But just you know the Burning
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: of Atlanta when the back lot of MGM burned down,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and David o' selznick.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: By the way, do you know what the oh stood
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: for in David o sell Nick?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: No?
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Nothing, he made that up. He thought it would just
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: sound better, Harry S. Truman, The S stands for nothing. Really, Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: it's just that, you know.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I call Amy amy K King and people will sometimes go,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: why do you call her that?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Kay?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Is her meddle name and so on her social media
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: it's Amy K King, Amy amy K King, But people
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: like King, why do you call her?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: What does that mean? It's her middle name, not the letter,
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: it's not the initials. It's Kay. Didn't know that, didn't
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: know that? All right? Hold on something, Friday, Bill.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I was thinking about the person that you used to
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: mention and you shows Maria.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: She used to work for you, your nanny, housekeeper, slush gardener.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Does she still work.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: For your family or she did you help her get
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: her legal status in the USA after serving you for
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: so many years?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Or did you turn her twice? By the way, this
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: is my question for the next White House event. Okay, qualify.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: The answer is yes, Maria still works for us.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: We hired Maria as the girl's nanny when she was
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: when the girls were five.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: They're now thirty.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Maria is still there, and Maria lives with Marjorie and
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: does basically you know, the girls are gone, but Marjorie
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: and Maria became so close that Maria is still there
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: and affectively is a nanny for Marjorie, if you will,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: or takes care of Marjorie's her housekeeper and as did
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I help her become legal?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: No, actually she was already.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Actually the other way is I tried to get her
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: deported because it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Was she she is the only housekeeper I know that
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: has a housekeeper.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: That's true. I remember that she.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: A housekeeper coming and I go, well, what's that, Oh,
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: well that's the housekeeper.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Then what's Maria.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Well, she's a housekeeper, but she doesn't do housekeeping stuff. Yeah, anyway,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Maria's yes, she is absolutely with us, and no, she
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: was legal. She came to this country by the way,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: the back in the trunk of a car, and I
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: took and was able to take advantage of Ronald Reagan's
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: first amnesty. So she's been here a very very long
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: time and a very sharp lady boy, and she jumped
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: on that one.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: All right, Cono, another one, Bill, Why is it that
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: time slows down the faster you travel through space and
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: the closer you are to a supermassive heavy object? And
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: why does time stop if you travel the speed of light?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a very good question. First of all, time
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: does not stop with the speed of light. It just
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: slows down. Second of all, you're talking about Einstein, Einstein's Einstein,
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Einstein's bagels, Einstein's theory of relativity. And to describe relativity,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: and I've often been asked to do this because I
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: am such a academic and a mathematical maven is Okay,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: here is the theory of relativity. When you are having sex,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: good sex, one hour of it seems like a minute.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: When you are sitting naked on a hot stove, one
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: minute seems like an hour.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Okay. Ultimately you still had sex for only one minute.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I just want to make that clear. That's a very
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: good point. There's a speed of light. Sometimes don't do
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: it on the stove so she doesn't feel that it's longer.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: That's true. All right, Cono, I think we have time
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: for one more.
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, Billy. I got a question for you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: There's not a show that goes by you don't mention Costco.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: So my question is how many times a week do
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: you go? And like zumans, are you financially invested in them?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, the answer is no, and I go. Costco is
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: at least twice a week.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Costco is my therapy. Now I fired my therapist because
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I found out publicly traded.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know if Costco is. Yes, it is, Oh
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: it is publicly traded. Oh you have You don't have
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: stuck in Costco? Yeah I don't.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: You might just make your money back. I don't buy stock,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: you know. I basically buy mutual funds. And I'm sure
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: someone in there they have Costco. Because I don't choose.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It's too volatile me for choosing stock. So I'm not
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: tremendously good at that. And although I have to tell
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you a couple of days ago, which Smart and Final.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm becoming a fan of Smart and Final, and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I must tell you it is great. And they have
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: these pork egg rolls that you can't find anyplace else
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: on the planet, and I go to Smart and Final
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: to buy those. Also, if you have parties, you know,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: we had a party, and I mean, where else are
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you going to go to? You have party goods other
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: than Smart and Final? But not like Smart and Final. No, no, no, no,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: not like Smart's.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Also one of the few places you can find extra
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: or high gluten flower making pizza and bread.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: All right, So anyway, that's the point. I go a
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: couple times a week to Costco. Has to become therapy
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: for me.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That's that's it. We're done. God, it was a fun
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: quick week, wasn't it? All Right?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Coming up, Gary and Shannon. I'm back tomorrow morning eight
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: to eleven o'clock with Handle on the Law, Marginal legal advice,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Rich de Murrow from eleven to two and Neil of
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: course from two to five. And Monday we start all
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: over again exactly with the same crew. And that I
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: just say, Gary and Shannon are coming up next. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: have to give him some kudos here. All right, Gary
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and Shannon are coming up next.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Oh well done, kudos ain't been done. There you go, boy.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: This is why I get paid the big bucks, because
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I am the professional around here.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Sure piss everyone off.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: That's absolutely true. All right, guys, we're done. This is
• 25:21
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• 25:24
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• 25:26
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