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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random creps, random creps. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 5: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random. It's the Queen
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  Speaker 2: City's favorite born in tandem. Mac and Bone. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Mac and Bone. All right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: Let's do some fun stuff here in Random Crap, including
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  Speaker 5: Mike McDonald telling you about the latest jerk move by
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  Speaker 5: Sean Payton. You've got to hear this. But before we
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  Speaker 5: get to that, Random Crap, we've got a current Random
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  Speaker 5: Crap situation on the text line. There is someone that
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  Speaker 5: clearly is texting a different show, I think WBT, but
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  Speaker 5: he is saying we are less informed than him and
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  Speaker 5: he is a schmuck construction worker. And then he says,
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  Speaker 5: you're mistaken.
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  Speaker 2: There is pool audio. Jack, how do you say this
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  Speaker 2: guy's name? Probiotic.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody named Jack Probiotic has something, something, something.
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  Speaker 5: He told us to be better reporters. And then we
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  Speaker 5: all mocked him. What are you talking about, sir? This
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  Speaker 5: is a Wendy's, all that sort of stuff. I said
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  Speaker 5: you got the wrong show. And then he doubles down.
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  Speaker 5: Your on-air personalities are mistaken. There is White House pool
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  Speaker 5: audio available. If we're talking on the radio about White
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  Speaker 5: House pool audio, I'm telling you, Bone, take me out
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  Speaker 5: back and hit me with a Louisville slugger. Because that
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  Speaker 5: political climate, the last thing I want to be doing
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  Speaker 5: is discussing politics on the dang radio.
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  Speaker 2: He's now figured out that he may have the wrong station.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, there you go. Thought this was a WBT text line.
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  Speaker 2: Bone came on.
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  Speaker 5: Bone's like Travis Gibson with the flying elbow.
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  Speaker 2: Bone gets one more shot in. Be better. Well, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I was joking because he told us to be better
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  Speaker 4: when it started.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay. That was a callback to the initial thing. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I got you. I got you. He sorted it out now.
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  Speaker 5: Let's move to Sean Payton being a jerk or alleged
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  Speaker 5: to be a jerk. This is Mike McDonald talking Seattle
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  Speaker 5: Seahawks coach on the Graham Bensinger show. And he is
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  Speaker 5: talking about Sean Payton's name comes up and he says
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  Speaker 5: to Graham, oh, he doesn't like me. And then Graham,
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  Speaker 5: of course, wants to hear the story. This goes back
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  Speaker 5: to bone. Mike McDonald's first game as an NFL head
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  Speaker 5: coach a couple of years back was against Sean Payton
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  Speaker 5: and the Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: And listen to this whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: So our first year, and so we played in our
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  Speaker 3: first game.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And so, like, you know, I'm like, well, you know, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: So fans watch. They, you know, fans will, like, tape or, like,
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  Speaker 3: post plays from training camp on Twitter.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And so it's, like, public.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So we took, like, 100 plays from their training camp.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you.
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  Speaker 3: We're, like, scouting them, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And, like, anyways.
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  Speaker 3: So he got wind of it. And he, like, lost them. It's, like,
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  Speaker 3: middle of the season. And, like, and we won the game.
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  Speaker 3: And we were in the fight, like, our first year. Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: We were trying to. There's a lot of shit going on.
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  Speaker 3: And so he called John. He basically threatened to come
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  Speaker 3: out publicly and do it like a whole patriot, like
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  Speaker 3: Spygate type of thing. And I'm sitting there like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my God. I'm like, we didn't cheat. We thought it
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  Speaker 3: was a Michigan thing where we had a plant and
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing. So we had to counter with him
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  Speaker 3: to say, hey, look, if you come out of this,
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  Speaker 3: we're going to sue you because it's not true. Did
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  Speaker 3: you ever talk to him? He backed down, but he
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  Speaker 3: was killing John, our GM. And John was telling me like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: did you? I'm like, dude, no. Like, what are you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how we do business, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Sean Payton accused them of cheating because they took, which
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  Speaker 5: is pretty smart, by the way, fan. This is one
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  Speaker 5: of the benefits of not having fans in attendance is
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  Speaker 5: fan videos that are posted are fair game, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 5: And they use that to help prepare for Sean Payton's
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  Speaker 5: Broncos in week one a couple years back.
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  Speaker 4: I got my book here, Sean Payton for Dummies, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out where does this rank in
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  Speaker 4: his all-time moments here. Smugly do-right never fails, does he?
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  Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: Although I will say this, Bone, we have high-rise apartments
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  Speaker 5: and condos where people will share videos of Panthers practice from.
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  Speaker 2: They do. Even though there's not fans there. But apparently
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  Speaker 2: the Falcons never saw that video.
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  Speaker 5: If they did, how much video would it take to help?
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  Speaker 5: Could you hand Cooper Rush and Jack Strand the Panthers
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  Speaker 5: playbook on Saturday morning and still kick their ass?
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  Speaker 2: You know what? I think you could.
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  Speaker 4: You know what would be next level chest smack, though,
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  Speaker 4: because it's such a faraway view? What if you did
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  Speaker 4: a fake practice out there and just put out random people?
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  Speaker 4: and put it on the internet. And the other team
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  Speaker 4: was like, look at this. We got the video here.
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  Speaker 4: But it's just like, it's Jake DeLome out there throwing passes.
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  Speaker 4: It's all like the old guys. Bone, what do you
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  Speaker 4: think about this promotion that the Browns are doing this week?
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  Speaker 4: You can't make this up. A team called the Browns
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  Speaker 4: has teamed up with Dude Wipes. You literally, that can't
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  Speaker 4: be a coincidence, can it? They're giving away.
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  Speaker 2: $ 50, 000 to a fan.
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  Speaker 5: If the Browns win by 22 on Sunday against the Panthers, Bo.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a significance to 22? Why 22? That's a
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  Speaker 4: very specific number. Did I miss something there on that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. They're feeling 22 like Taylor Swift, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 5: But what would you say the likelihood, Bo, that we
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  Speaker 5: get three score galore by 22 points?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not even thinking that.
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  Speaker 5: You talk about a contest, Bone, where no one has
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  Speaker 5: any chance of winning. Now, I don't know if it
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  Speaker 5: extends like for the full season, but even if it is,
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  Speaker 5: I got a spoiler alert for you, Bone. No one's
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  Speaker 5: winning that contest the whole year. If it goes for
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  Speaker 5: the whole year.
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  Speaker 4: If the Panthers lose by 22 or more, I will walk.
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  Speaker 2: From Charlotte to the Dude Wipes headquarters. I will eat
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  Speaker 2: a Dude Wipe.
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  Speaker 5: I'll have to look and see where it is. I
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  Speaker 5: will eat a Dude Wipe. I will eat a Dude Wipe.
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  Speaker 5: You can film it if we lose by 22 to
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  Speaker 5: the day.
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  Speaker 2: You eat that while I'm walking to the headquarters. You walk.
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  Speaker 2: Are we locking this in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we
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  Speaker 2: talking about the bat here?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you embark it down. We're not losing. I'm not
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  Speaker 5: going to use the verbiage you're trying to give me
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  Speaker 5: to use. But, yes, I will eat a dude wipe
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  Speaker 5: if we lose by 22.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, y'all. Seriously.
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  Speaker 4: I will be walking from Charlotte to Chicago if the
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  Speaker 4: Panthers lose by 22 or more.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 5: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Finny, what will you do if we lose the dude
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  Speaker 2: wipes challenge? All right, so Bone's going to walk to
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  Speaker 2: dude wipes. Mac is going to eat a dude wipe.
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  Speaker 2: I will just simply use a dude wipe. Wow. You're crazy.
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  Speaker 4: What do you want me to do? I'll actually do it, man.
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  Speaker 4: What if I train rode? What if I train rode
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  Speaker 4: during our radio program to Chicago?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 5: This is changing now. He sees he's got himself in deep.
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  Speaker 5: Walking seems like that might be a little hazardous on
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  Speaker 5: the highways. I will train ride. It has nothing to
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  Speaker 5: do with the distance and how long it would take
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  Speaker 5: you to do that and the fact that you would
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  Speaker 5: miss umpteen shows.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get a.
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  Speaker 5: Brazilian wax if we lose by, is it 22?
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  Speaker 2: Mark it down. Mark it down. Why do we need
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  Speaker 2: to see that?
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  Speaker 5: Do not try to get me. I ain't seeing it,
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  Speaker 5: but you could do it. Do not try to get
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  Speaker 5: me to say lock or any of these words. All right.
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  Speaker 5: You know, these are words that lead down to bad.
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  Speaker 5: Twenty two for taking a number two. OK, now twenty
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  Speaker 5: two for taking a number two.
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Nineteen thousand people have texted in right now. It's the
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  Speaker 4: number two.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. They couldn't go two-point loss. They had to go 22.
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  Speaker 2: Two-point win? Yeah. Okay, everybody, we got it. Number two.
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  Speaker 2: We got it.
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  Speaker 5: Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Slow down. We're a little slow here, Texters.
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  Speaker 5: Real quick, because I know we got to get to
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  Speaker 5: Willie P, but then again, we shouldn't be in a
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  Speaker 5: hurry for that necessarily. Shout out, shout out, Boney, to
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  Speaker 5: Craig Myers. Craig Myers, not to be confused with Chris Myers.
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  Speaker 5: Craig Myers is the Panther fan that works temporary job
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  Speaker 5: down there at the stadium. at Mercedes Bryce Stadium in
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  Speaker 5: Atlanta and had, you know, the video Sheena and Vashti
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  Speaker 5: had video of him celebrating the Panthers win while being
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  Speaker 5: a worker in Atlanta Stadium. Apparently, according to Sheena, his
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  Speaker 5: job is temporary and he could lose his job. This
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  Speaker 5: could be his last weekend of working. He's going to
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  Speaker 5: find out in the next few days whether he loses
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  Speaker 5: his job. Are they just doing this because they found
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  Speaker 5: out he's a Panther fan? I guess they're saying it's
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  Speaker 5: a temporary job, but is there a lawsuit there? I
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  Speaker 5: feel like they are targeting just because his team embarrassed
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  Speaker 5: the damn home team.
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  Speaker 2: He should have a job there as quarterback. That's a
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  Speaker 2: good point.