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FULL SHOW: An On Air Cross Station Sock Disaster! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh the
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  Speaker 2: Experts and Tastes that kiwis love.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great one for you today, but not necessarily
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  Speaker 2: for you, Meghan, because you might not be getting presents
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  Speaker 2: a Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: No, my husband's pitched a no present policy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the audience were divided on this too. You'll
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  Speaker 1: hear that coming up. And also what happens if you're
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  Speaker 1: on tender and you're in a.
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  Speaker 2: Relationship, well it probably you can imagine what happens and
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  Speaker 2: shambalock moment even for us. We're in a package arrived
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  Speaker 2: from China, blind sided all of us and I knew
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  Speaker 2: nothing about it. But then you'll have that for you
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, last week, being lost to sock and we went
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  Speaker 1: on an elaborate campaign to try and retrieve the SoC
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  Speaker 1: and there was a reward. Yeah, I did find us.
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  Speaker 2: Street posters were up, we were all over social media
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  Speaker 2: as well. Unfortunately, that sock, after many months, has not
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  Speaker 2: seemed to be found. So I've just got a single sock,
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  Speaker 2: like many other single socks around the country.
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  Speaker 1: We should hold a memorial service for that sock. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's gone into hiding like Bloody Michael Jackson and Tupac.
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  Speaker 1: You know how they said they're all living in Cuba.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a sock is with them. But yeah, as this
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  Speaker 1: is all playing out last week, we had had a thought.
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  Speaker 1: That's you know, in face of adversity, you must find opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: that's what they say in these times. And we've found
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  Speaker 1: a business opportunity. You losing a sock has sparked a
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  Speaker 1: brand new business idea for the radio program. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you will never lose a sock again. And a shipment
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  Speaker 1: has just arrived from China in a very suspicious looking box.
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  Speaker 3: We know what it is, but no one's opened this.
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  Speaker 3: We should have opened it and checked.
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  Speaker 1: Before they do. They look like what you've ordered. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of white in here. It doesn't know one
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  Speaker 1: of those packages that the police hold up at the
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  Speaker 1: press conferences. And this is what we've been decepted.
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  Speaker 2: Found out sea floating off the back of a cargo
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  Speaker 2: ship or something like.
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  Speaker 4: That would be waterproof. There's that much taper.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you will never lose a sock either again. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The business ideas.
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  Speaker 4: That John o' pryor came up.
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  Speaker 1: With that's owned by the now. Oh dear god, what,
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  Speaker 1: oh dear god, why are they like this? So there's
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  Speaker 1: venomous hep. Anyway, my business idea was that we have
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  Speaker 1: socks that come in peers of piers of three. Okay three,
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  Speaker 1: we're not really a triple triplets. So then you lose one,
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  Speaker 1: you've got a spear one. Now, each sock would have
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  Speaker 1: John O been in Meghan written on it. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you laughing, god?
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  Speaker 5: So what why does it say that?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so that was the idea to have Ben's name
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  Speaker 1: on their Meghan's name and my name is three piers
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  Speaker 1: of socks. No one would even lose a sock. Say
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  Speaker 1: they say flavor the radio station. Why why come on here?
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  Speaker 5: I need Why do they say flavor the right station
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  Speaker 5: so flavorable supports.
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  Speaker 4: There should be something in there I think we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: We're sharing song out of the These are all flavor socks.
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  Speaker 6: These are just given some flavor songs for me, mate flavor.
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  Speaker 6: We should have checked me, we should, we should We'll
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  Speaker 6: do another.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is not how I saw this playing out. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is my big moment come of a great business idea.
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  Speaker 1: It was going to be the reveal. Bean was gonna go,
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  Speaker 1: what three socks we're gonna give We're gonna have hundreds
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  Speaker 1: stick aboy, listeners arted another radio station song.
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  Speaker 2: We can give hundreds away to listeners and say flavor
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  Speaker 2: if you really want. But I'm going to.
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  Speaker 4: Take responsibility for that as the producer. I should have
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  Speaker 4: checked that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you shouldn't. There should have just been
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  Speaker 1: a great reveal. You didn't need to check it when
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  Speaker 1: ordered the socks. Well, we so m should tell Flavor
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  Speaker 1: the socks have it arrived? Okay, Well, we'll hope you
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  Speaker 1: do another real and infect you want a pair of socks.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to be flavor ones. Hoping your hours
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  Speaker 1: are on the way. Well, we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We don't give them away yet. So far this is
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  Speaker 2: one who wants the Flavor socks, give away the flavor.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a pair of flavor song under the hats
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  Speaker 2: for four eight seven as well.
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  Speaker 1: Actually you could give it to your husband for Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, great, because you've got a bit of debate going
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  Speaker 2: on at the moment about presence in the household.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, which is really annoyed me.
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  Speaker 1: Ethan. Do you love do you love hip hop? And
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  Speaker 1: R and B. You got two pairs of flavor socks, baby,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much. Wait till our socks drop change
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  Speaker 1: the game? When do they get into the soccer game? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: those socks are cooled to good.
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  Speaker 7: So the hits that Johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: That's the weekend for ever. I know everyone looks i'd
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  Speaker 1: like to say more refreshed, but you look exactly the
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  Speaker 1: same as you on Friday. No change from all of you,
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  Speaker 1: no doubt.
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  Speaker 3: Full of activities for being exactly full of activities for me.
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  Speaker 1: To were you an activities person? We're what do you do?
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  Speaker 3: Lots of socializing?
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  Speaker 4: We're birthday parties. I did hot pilarates yesterday? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How hot is hot pilarates? What are they cranking it
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  Speaker 1: up to twenty three twenty four? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like forty degrees today. I mean, produce a
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  Speaker 3: grace did it? But we made the mistake of sitting
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  Speaker 3: all like lying right under the heater, and I was like, man,
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  Speaker 3: it's hot today.
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  Speaker 1: What is the heat head to the experience.
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  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to like make your metabolism go faster, it
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  Speaker 3: makes you sweat, obviously sweet.
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  Speaker 1: The topic and the come out of your body and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes your heart race, so you don't actually
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  Speaker 3: have to do like cardio. You just hold the poses
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  Speaker 3: in your heart's racing.
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  Speaker 1: Smart. Smart. Is it one of those things where they're
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  Speaker 1: like girls try to avoid doing proper exercise pretty much
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  Speaker 1: just whole this position in sweat. It's just like running
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  Speaker 1: ameership really hard. It is, Yeah, is a proper exercise.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, so this morning, producer Grace has surprised us as
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  Speaker 2: we arrived to work, right yeah, accosted us with a
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  Speaker 2: question first thing in the morning, and I wasn't quite
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  Speaker 2: ready for the question to be honest, I want to
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  Speaker 2: that I bet you will, just said me, Well, this
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  Speaker 2: is the thing. She had a sign as she was
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  Speaker 2: following us that said if one of the show was
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  Speaker 2: involved in a scam on the news, who would it be?
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  Speaker 2: So we each got to answer as we arrived at work.
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  Speaker 2: I was first, Meghan second, and John O third. Have
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  Speaker 2: a listen.
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  Speaker 1: And he tell everyone about it. This is a great idea,
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  Speaker 1: will h.
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  Speaker 4: John.
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  Speaker 1: John is most like I'm going to say, being boys
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  Speaker 1: because he looks at the top person that wouldn't which
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  Speaker 1: is the ideal scam artist. I bet everyone else said
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  Speaker 1: me didn't they Yeah, I probably would have to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: I just had to choose someone else that wasn't For years,
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  Speaker 1: I was getting away with the remember of the parking
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  Speaker 1: at the airport, Oh yeah you were Yeah, no morals
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  Speaker 1: on that one, did you. I had a credit card
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  Speaker 1: free parking, free parking. I don't know what had happen.
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  Speaker 1: And there was a glitch in the matrix. Anyway. You'd
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  Speaker 1: go for three four days in a row, sometimes a
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  Speaker 1: week parking and then I'd tap my credit card. You
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  Speaker 1: put the parking ticket, and when you ride back, tap
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  Speaker 1: the credit card and say, oh, this isn't working, and
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  Speaker 1: it would you take it out and said have a
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  Speaker 1: nice day, and then I chip my credit card wasn't charged.
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  Speaker 1: Went on for six to twelve months, and I see, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: I'll pay for your parkings that I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be involved in you, especially at the airport. I've been
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  Speaker 1: arrested at the airport. Yeah, because I've all paid the
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  Speaker 1: nine hundred and twenty two for parking things. So that
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  Speaker 1: was a great one over the parking the parking enforcement
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  Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, you go, good scam.
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  Speaker 7: There were right the hits that johna Wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Now Friday Night sun plays basketball and Friday nights, which
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  Speaker 1: is a very inconvenient time at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: weeks when you're playing basketball, isn't it sad? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: very popular time for basketball, right for whatever reason. You know,
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  Speaker 1: like the first thing in the morning is very popular
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  Speaker 1: time for rowing. Yeah, Friday night, Friday night usual time.
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  Speaker 1: Any other night, You're right, you know, there's four other
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  Speaker 1: great nights throughout the week you can be doing this.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, even Sunday nighty night. So I picked him
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  Speaker 1: up Friday nights and it was about sort of eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: And this is a bleak refection of my Friday night.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in the car and but early, so, oh,
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  Speaker 1: might as well get some I'll just get some work done, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'll open up the laptop and hack away and
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  Speaker 1: get it. Get a jump on the next week.
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  Speaker 2: You want there now, you probably get that when your
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  Speaker 2: kids get a little older. I find a lot of
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  Speaker 2: my life is spent in the car on the laptop.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sweet, I've got a musical theater. Whatever it has practice.
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  Speaker 2: Just hang out there and do some work. Rather drive home,
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  Speaker 2: drive back.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just set the car so much times spitting your car.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna look forward to. Yeah, you get
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  Speaker 1: over the fact that you're looking a laptop in your car. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is my issue. So I'm sitting there, it's pitch
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  Speaker 1: black darkness in the car park, and obviously the screen
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  Speaker 1: from the laptops lighting up my face. The cars are light.
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  Speaker 1: Then I get it's a fellow father. It's a fellow dad.
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  Speaker 1: Is what are you looking at on there? Mate? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, just just emails, just some Gmail stuff,
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  Speaker 1: just getting ahead of next week. He's like, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: accusing me of maybe looking at some less than savory content.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking if I'm going to do it, it's
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  Speaker 1: very strange location in the car park of my son's
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  Speaker 1: basketball Why people walking past, And I'm fully illuminated the
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  Speaker 1: shocking conditions. To even begin to think about looking.
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  Speaker 4: At that waiting for my son to knock.
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  Speaker 1: On the window would be very risky of me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I mean, in any instance, who's looking at that
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  Speaker 1: in their car? You're going to do that in private?
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  Speaker 1: But everyone always issues or using his car. What is he?
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  Speaker 1: You know your neighbors said the same thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you ago knock on the window. What are you
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  Speaker 1: looking at the mat? Just some emails? He's like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: show you some sites, very very generous.
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  Speaker 3: Are you lingering in your car outside?
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  Speaker 1: It has even been to come out right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as a WiFi past, I've actually had the most
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  Speaker 2: nice actually rocks all the Wi Fi an your back
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 7: The hits that Jona wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Sex on your Monday. Now we haven't your producer on
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  Speaker 1: the show. Taylor obviously went off to produce some miniature
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  Speaker 1: human beings, and now Ellie has has joined the program.
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  Speaker 1: It's lovely to have you in here. Ellie.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't had an official poverty or any official welcoming ceremony.
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  Speaker 5: I've been waiting for two weeks with us. I've two
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  Speaker 5: weeks and you haven't done anything welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Did you find the car park all right? I did?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Yeah, so good. I'm in the building.
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  Speaker 5: I'm here producing, but I love heavy, Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like initiations these days a little bit frowned upon.
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  Speaker 4: We've moved off. I'm straight and started in the job one.
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  Speaker 1: Monday last week. So on Friday, being you this is
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  Speaker 1: a very AI heavy twenty minutes on the show you
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  Speaker 1: you typed into check GPT to roast our program and
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  Speaker 1: it was heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like us just on the Instagram feed alone.
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  Speaker 2: It really got quite brutal about it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you take a picture of your Instagram? Do you?
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  Speaker 2: And you just said, hey, and my daughter showed me
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  Speaker 2: how to do it. She's like roast dust, you know,
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  Speaker 2: be mean? That's what you be mean?
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  Speaker 1: Boy, it was mean, but.
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  Speaker 3: Also because it was just accurate. Yeah, it was scarily accurate.
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  Speaker 2: Chaotic meets midlife crisis is I think? How did you
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  Speaker 2: describe this.
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  Speaker 4: Frosted tips?
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't there? Yeah? Am I dressing like a teenager
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  Speaker 1: or some the nineties?
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  Speaker 2: Every lead singer of every indie band ever stuck? You've
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  Speaker 2: stuck for like so many years without changing, Like, we
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  Speaker 2: get it, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It was like all the stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, it was good. That was fun. Now, Ellie, you've
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  Speaker 1: come in with a part to a sequel to this.
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  Speaker 5: I have because it was so accurate and so great,
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  Speaker 5: I thought this needs to be elevated, and I thought,
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  Speaker 5: why not use AI once again and just make it
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  Speaker 5: into a roast track. So I've done similar to what
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  Speaker 5: you just did about ten minutes ago.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, more of the chances.
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  Speaker 5: It's okay, but it's quite a banger, and so I
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  Speaker 5: just wanted to play you.
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  Speaker 4: This is now your AI roast and.
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  Speaker 1: Song form like a rap battle. Say yeah it's a song? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Well is it nicer in song form? Is it easier
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  Speaker 1: to die? I think it might be worse good? And
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  Speaker 1: you're trying too hard? Well, class crits.
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  Speaker 8: You're playing in that car key mid life, lost in
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  Speaker 8: the free like two bron kids. Just waste in the teeth,
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  Speaker 8: John Oman, what's up with that look? Still talking about
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  Speaker 8: your gry days just like a book. Ben's frosted tips
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  Speaker 8: sweet back in time. But the choke's on you, out
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  Speaker 8: of your prime. Well we see life fail.
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  Speaker 1: You may be think you more or less?
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  Speaker 7: You're seeing.
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  Speaker 1: Making girl?
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  Speaker 7: Are you lost in this nest?
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  Speaker 1: Judging the kiss?
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  Speaker 9: You couldn't care less?
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  Speaker 1: You're the balance, or so they say. But you're just
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  Speaker 1: watching the tree wreckage day. You're still dressed like a
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  Speaker 1: nineties band.
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  Speaker 8: Ben's off for dad jokes, Hart too told stand Megan's
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  Speaker 8: over there with the silent.
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  Speaker 1: Disdain, lost to the show circlet in the train, trying
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  Speaker 1: to be cool in the brunch here, I always.
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  Speaker 10: See handshake fails can be you might need a Quie
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  Speaker 10: mobile mascot.
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  Speaker 1: You'll see that the big out. Yeah, let's go here,
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  Speaker 1: we got.
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  Speaker 7: What's next to store?
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  Speaker 1: It's like watching a cock fash but we want more.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that sh day.
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  Speaker 8: But at least it's still playing the same Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I read about I love it you hey
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  Speaker 1: jono yo, hey man, he's still dristing on the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually a bit easier to idea sweet it's not
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  Speaker 1: read out. Yeah. Yeah, so what's the catch phrase? Too
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  Speaker 1: chaotic meets midlife crisis?
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  Speaker 5: I think yeah, that song is called midlife full all right.
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  Speaker 7: Well, then we go the hits that jon Wan Ben podcast.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: And I was reading in the Weekend, as did you
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  Speaker 2: Megan an article on Katy Perry's new album really got slammed,
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  Speaker 2: isn't It?
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  Speaker 3: From Rolling Stone a one and a half star rating
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  Speaker 3: and said it was flat and lots of awful things.
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  Speaker 3: But I went into the comments and everyone was defending her,
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  Speaker 3: saying that was really mean too.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, I just felt I always thought of
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  Speaker 1: those critics, will you go record an album there you go?
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  Speaker 1: Flat lifeless as well? Yeah, I'm not going to sit
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  Speaker 1: here and critique it exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, having never made an album before and myself, I'm
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  Speaker 2: never going to critique someone else's album.
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  Speaker 1: You say she turns forty in a couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 1: does she megan?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, months ago.
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  Speaker 1: This is well. Welcome Katie, welcome to what you think
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of the end. But it's not. Because
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram, I always feed to this lovely gentleman who
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  Speaker 1: not like he is stuck in peak out of traffic
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  Speaker 1: or something filming. It's a look at dell Alama, backed
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  Speaker 1: up on the Southern Motorway, but filming wonderful life advice
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  Speaker 1: he in his fifties and the advice you would give
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  Speaker 1: his forty year old self.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, I'm fifty three. Here's advice I would give my
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  Speaker 11: forty year old self. I remember turning forty thinking I'm old.
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  Speaker 11: It's over, the game is over. So I spent my
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  Speaker 11: forties feeling old. What's funny is when I turned fifty
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  Speaker 11: it stopped. I felt very young for my age. I
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  Speaker 11: was shocked at how active and great I felt at fifty,
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  Speaker 11: and how excited I was about the world. So I
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  Speaker 11: would go back and say, no, no, no, no, your fifties
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  Speaker 11: are going to be incredible. Spend your forties just like
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  Speaker 11: your thirties and your twenties, preparing, like, keep getting better
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  Speaker 11: and keep being excited about all the things are gonna
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  Speaker 11: happen to you. Because I honestly feel like I'm fifty
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  Speaker 11: three and I haven't peaked yet. I haven't peaked in
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  Speaker 11: my career, haven't peaked as a husband, hasn't haven't peaked
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  Speaker 11: as a dad, haven't even peaked at the top of
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  Speaker 11: my physical fitness. And I can still get So.
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  Speaker 1: You go, Katie Perry. Your best album is Get to Come.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Isn't that nice? So that's what you need on a
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Monday morning? Yeah, some motivation, keep on digging it in.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: You're still very young in your forties. There's still a
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: lot of life to live, isn't there. What do you
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: think it's been the best year of your life, of
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: this existence you've lived.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I reckon like thirty early thirties.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Why because I got divorced.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Fir enough. It's good time. It's a good year. You
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: have that marked in your chapter.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: In the chapter, Yeah, I do feel like it does
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: vary though, you know, like I like the carefree nature
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: of the twenties when you're you know, you're out yet going.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You're traveling, all that's something less responsibility. But honestly, you're
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: in a nightclub and you're like, oh, it's only three
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: thirty in the morning.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: At three in the morning, now, yeah, something about that,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Like I love I love that, and then I also
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: love when you get older and you do, yeah, you
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: get the kids has been awesome and amazing and you know,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: and some times responsibilities are awesome.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You get to a better stage in your career. So
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: it really is hard to say it is you don't
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: know that you're living the next year of your life
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: when you're doing the best year of your life, do you?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And who's to saying? Like that guy hasn't happened so far?
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Still to come?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, all kind of hope, right, you kind of
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: hope that you haven't peak peak to it's all otherwise
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: that's a black start to your Monday.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll chat this open now four four at seven.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: What has been the greatest year of your life so far?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: So far? So far? There's still more to come? Yes, yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: according to that guy, still to come, baby, Yeah, we've
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: got sixty five dollar the warehouse vouches to give always
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: too well. There's sixty fifth anniversary of Barbie at the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: moment at the warehouse. So you're the greatest year of
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: your life. Some interesting articles on it too, on how
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: your life transpires and were you're really peaking. Well, you're
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: going to be the most happiest and content all surprise
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Yer the.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Good morning to you. How's life this morning? Trish?
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: Good morning?
• 17:56
  Speaker 13: The decades have been kind.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: No good because we're just talking about you know, well,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: you think the greatest year of your life? Is some
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: randow American going to cassid Well, he said this, have
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: a quick listen.
• 18:06
  Speaker 11: Hey, I'm fifty three. Here's advice I would give my
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: forty year old self. I remember turning forty thinking I'm old.
• 18:12
  Speaker 11: It's over, the game is over. So I spent my
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: forties feeling old. What's funny is when I turned fifty
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: it stopped. I felt very young for my age. I
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: was shocked at how active and great I felt at fifty,
• 18:24
  Speaker 11: and how excited I was about the world. So I
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: would go back and say, no, no, no, no, your fifties
• 18:28
  Speaker 11: are going to be incredible. Spend your forties just like
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: your thirties and your twenties, preparing like keep getting better
• 18:34
  Speaker 11: and keep being excited about all the things are going
• 18:36
  Speaker 11: to happen to you, Because I honestly feel like I'm
• 18:38
  Speaker 11: fifty three and I haven't peaked yet. I haven't peaked
• 18:40
  Speaker 11: in my career, haven't peaked as a husband, hasn't haven't
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: peaked as a dad. I haven't even peaked at the
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: top of my physical fitness.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I can still get ready to pick.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: He's still peaking, peaked as a husband? What are you
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: waiting for this?
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: What coming back? Honestly, I'm going to be great one day. Great.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Well, if you could use that theory.
• 18:58
  Speaker 13: I.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Should say that. Honestly, you know the best year is
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: still to come. Yeah, now, Trish, you've listened to that.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: We're asking what's the best year of your life?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: Look, I think I think his heart's in the right place.
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: He said some great stuff. When I had to think
• 19:16
  Speaker 13: about it, and I thought about one year, I thought
• 19:18
  Speaker 13: about when I was twenty five, i'd done my UNI,
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: I was in my profession. My husband got posted overseas.
• 19:25
  Speaker 13: I went with him, totally fully paid by the taxpayer,
• 19:29
  Speaker 13: and had an absolutely amazing time in the UK and
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: Europe and all of those things, and it was just
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: a care free time, no kids and plenty of money,
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: well money.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Thanks for the text pace, thanks to those text payers.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: A great year, so good. Now where if you don't
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: mind me asking, you can just sort of give it vaguely.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Where are you now in life on the spectrum?
• 19:56
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, grand grandma?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah and still good, still still peak.
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: Oh so good.
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: So much to learn, that's.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: The thing, because I mean a different stage you appreciate
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: different things. I'm sure you now as a grandparent are like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: this is amazing.
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: You've got to stay fit though, get out of exercise regimes.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, jeez, we've really had a certain style of radio. Now,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: haven't we stay for We're in the Stay Fit Joints movie.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: We're going to hook you up for sixty five dollars
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: suspended the warehouse. Appreciate your call and take another one.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: There, get on your trash fae. Greatest year of your life?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: What was it now?
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's good to hear.
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: Last few years.
• 20:39
  Speaker 12: I retired when I was seventy five, and then I
• 20:43
  Speaker 12: read back to.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Where, Oh good on you have to rejoin the workforce. Now,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: how do you find this style of entertainment on this
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: radio show at seventy five years old.
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: Faith, I've been listening to you vice for years.
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: So.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've had to just get used to it again.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: We kind of bullied you into it. Well, Faith, there
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you go, still back in the game and still loving life.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's great. Thank you. Someone's written an article on this too,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: saying the sixties gonna be the greatest decade of everyone's.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Life, isn't that when you're most happy in your sixties?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Content, you've kind of for the most part set
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: yourself up and now you just get to enjoy the
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: fruits of your of your labor and your sixties. Oh
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: it's still great stuff. It's a hold little more to it,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: and you're like fake enjoying it right now.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: The hits that jonavan Ben podcast was.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: This week thirty years ago that the first episode of
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Friends came out.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Who is that thirty years ago? It's a great story
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: where I think the producers flew them all to Vegas,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: didn't they before the show had started, and they I
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: think I saw it on some true Hollywood story and
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: they were on the plane and they said, this will
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: be the last time you'll be able to go out
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in public without being recognized, and it was from that
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: day forward changed all their lives forever. Totally. Yeah, huge
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: iconic show. Probably one of the biggest series of all
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: time right now, Meghan, Dear Megan, this is an interesting
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: one involving Tinder.
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: Me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Someone slid into your DMS.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll read it to you. It doesn't involve Tender,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: It says hi guys. I was wondering if you could
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: put this out there for a Dear Megan, I would
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: love to hear your listener's thoughts. My husband and I
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: have been married for almost two years, but I noticed
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: that he has downloaded Tender onto his phone again. We
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: met over Tinder, so I know you used to have
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: a profile, but once we got serious, we both deleted it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: When I hit him up about it, he said he'd
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: been using it to meet new friends.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Seems rock solid. This is what I say. There's no argument.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: I know you can use Tender to meet friends, but
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I just don't know if I believe him. Do any
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: other guys use Tender to meet friends? He never told
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: me he was trying to meet new people, so I'm
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: a little skeptical. What do you guys think?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Well, you can't like, yeah, technically you can use tend to.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: He comes to Switzerland.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It's a controversial platform to find friends on. I get why.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I get why she is a little bit suspicious of this.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: If you were if you two as men were looking
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: to find new guy friends, it's tender where you'd go.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It's probably not.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: No, it's probably not where I go, but it is,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I would say it is. I think as you get older,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: it's harder to make friends, you know, So I'm not
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not if there's genuine intentions, and I don't want
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: to put someone down for looking for it, but it's
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: probably not the first place I would go. I'd probably
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: find things that were I was interested in and maybe
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: go to places that other people would be for example.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: The Swingers Club Yeah, well yeah, or the Warriors.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You know that warriors want to go you know a
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: place that's got the Warriors on telling things like that,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: or go to a game.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Or things like that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: So we've got the diplomatic answer, John O.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I'm at this stage in my life where I could
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: not handle any friends. I barely can't catch up with
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the people that I know at the moment arriable friend
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: So finding new friends is not on the agenda for me.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: But would I do it on Tinder? Probably not? Probably not,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: to be honest, seems like it would just cause too
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: much headache.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: And I feel like that would be something you discussed
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: with your partner and be like, I feel like I
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: need more guy friends. I'm going to download Tinder to
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: try and find some guys, you know, or you'd be like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna we need to go out socially, or I'm
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: gonna you discuss it with your partner. For sure.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The hard thing too, I reckon it'd be hard of
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: finding a friend on Tinder, because if you don't get
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: along as friends, it's not like you're breaking up with
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: someone that you're looking to get into a relationship with
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: where you're like, we're not compatible. We can't spend every
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: day together and live together. You have to break up
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: with a friend of like, oh, I don't think I
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: can be bothered catching up with you three or four
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: times a year sort of thing once a week, Like
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: that's a harder break up for me than a relationship one.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I won't have to do this.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: This This is the question. Can you be in a
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: relationship and still on Tinder.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, let's say for friendship purposes. I mean, yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: you might have a big question mark whether it's legit
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: or not.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: It's definitely not legit.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Can you flick it on friend mode?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: None of us have had no, but you can't. You
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: can actually look for friends looking on it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: But it would have been open about it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: He did it on the slide the hits that jonaan
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Ben podcast.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Someone has slid it into Meghan's themes again with a
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: bit of a dilemma. Meghan's well not buying the argument
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: from the partner here today.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: You're trying to be diplomatic, but you know him right.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: We're trying to build a case for this poor fellow,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: trying to help.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: You decide. You decide.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: He's basically well, these people have been married for almost
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: two years. She has noticed that he has downloaded Tender
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: onto his phone. She hit him up about it, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: he sees he's been using it to meet new friends.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: She is skeptical, and I think as she should be,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: because I don't know any adult men that would download
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Tender just just to meet new guy friends.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: And we're trying to come up with a defense of
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: this guy feel like blood. He did. He's lawyer. This
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: is a hiding to nothing, mate. You can't. You can't
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: use it for that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: You can.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: But there's also another app called Friender which is just
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: specifically for that, So that would probably make a lot
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: more sense without the accnnotations that maybe, yeah, you're looking
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: for a relationship.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: On our Facebook. This is from GC, he said. As
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: a married man of two years, I've never used Tinder.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I would also never use Tender to meet you friends.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: There's plenty of other ways to do that that doesn't
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: involve a notorious hookup app.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: What did you say? Friends one friender? Yeah, so going
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to friender that would solve all this. You wouldn't even
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: be on the radio right now. We won't be talking
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: about this guy's issues on the radio. We're going to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: get Aaron on the phone. Welcome Tinder and a relationship
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: if you're looking for friends, it's all above board eron
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: what do you say?
• 26:47
  Speaker 12: No, not at all.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: That's sedating app for a reason.
• 26:50
  Speaker 12: That's not a friendship. Friendship.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: So I'm with Megan.
• 26:54
  Speaker 12: No partner would be happy with your partner on the friends.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I love getting the guy opinion on this, So I
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: don't just sound like I'm being mean.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: I appreciate that. Aaron.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: All right, we're going to hook you up for sixty
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: five dollars to spend a gift card for the warehouse.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: How did you meet your partner erin?
• 27:13
  Speaker 11: I'm true, you're right, and.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: So you deleted it? Wait what stage into the relationship
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: do you get rid of the app?
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: Oh? Pretty early on?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is it like? Is it like, do you have
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a conversation with each other as a time to delete this?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Put this in the bin?
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: No?
• 27:28
  Speaker 12: No, really, I think it's just just you just delete
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: it when when the times are I think.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know when the time's right. Oh, you're
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: so on that app. Someone's saying, I go on to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: grinder to look for friends on four four eighty seven?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Is the text here? In no way there's more options
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: to make friends than tender. This is crazy. The friends
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: category is just to cover reads another text. Seems like
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: it's going to be a landslide victory here. Yeah. Sure
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: it was a flimsy case. Maybe and maybe, But my
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: advice sill would be don't waste the lawyers fees, mate,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: honestly to take the Sean tell Hi, Yeah, are you
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: on our side.
• 28:10
  Speaker 13: I'm with me, and.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: There was a small part of you that thinks maybe, maybe,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: just maybe it could be used for friend purposes.
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: I would have a set of My husband has turned
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: on his phone.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Too, especially since he never added to the profile before.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: I be like, was that what?
• 28:31
  Speaker 12: No? I definitely agree should not be having it on
• 28:34
  Speaker 12: his phone at all.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, oh, listen, this is probably a full
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: gone conclusion.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: You're going to hook you up for sixty five dollars
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: to spend at the warehouse. Every caller that gets on
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: the show this week we'll win. That's celebrating sixty five
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: years of Barbie.
• 28:47
  Speaker 12: Thank you so much.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Do you even need to wrap up this time? Megan?
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, everyone knows it's a red flag. You're gonna
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: have to have a serious conversation with your partner because
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: it's a taining app And even worse, it's like it's
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: more like a hook up at.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Really, someone's coming with a big one here. He sounds
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: like a narcissist. I don't know how. I don't know
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: how they've landed there, But if you're having to go
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: on tender and look for friends, he would not feel
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that comfortable if it was a partner was doing the
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: same thing. Yeah, and that's what you've got to ask yourself. Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: and hey, thank you so much.
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: A few calls and texts on this one, that johnaan
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Ben podcast.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: On the weekend, you know, took the dog, big fluffy
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: white dog, both for a walker and the weekend, as
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I do most most weekends. Took him for a walk
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and usually, you know, you guys have your dogs. You
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: normally it's a one bag situation and go out. You've
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: got yourself covered. I having a bag, all good to
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: go now. He went pretty early on to his business.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Great early into the water and then great.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Walking past the bus stop where they had a council
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: bin was going. It was working.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: It was like, great, Dave, don't have to carry it
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: around for the rest of the trap. Put it in
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the bin, disposed of that, and I thought things were
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: good until about halfway through our walk he was sort of,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you know, motioning to do it again.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I'm you've had it on you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Squeeze, squeeze outside someone's house too, you know, when this
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: thing's around.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, and he did his business, and I'm like,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and I've had been in that position to you're like, no, don't, don't, don't.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Like you're talking to them and then you realize they
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: don't understand it. What was it okay before and not
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: okay now?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: So he does his business now and I'm like, oh,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be that person that leaves that,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: you know, because he's a large dog. That's substantial. Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And so I sort of did this Panama. I didn't
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: know if anyone was listening, but I'm like, oh, come
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: back and pick it up, you know, to the you know,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I've got to come back. Try to remember the car
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: that was parked at the house and stuff like that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: And I wish i'd seen that, you know.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Just yourself on your phone. Look, I said I was
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: going to come back on camera, so I was going
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: to look at you that guy still coming back, look
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: at this dog. I'll be put all over social media.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So so you didn't know if anyone was hearing this now,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: but I sent it out to the universe.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: And then I walked all the way home with the dog.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll be to go back. So it did,
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and then drove drove the car back. Someone like, drove
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: the car back parked on the.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Side the right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: I'm back to pick it up. And as I did
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: go to pick it up with the bag, this time
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: my sunglasses just tucked and around the top of your
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: ship and just fell directly into the Then I'm.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Like, the universe is supposed to be behind. You're like,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I came back.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I could have lifted there. I got it, but then
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I had to Then you have to like fish the
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: together get stuck inside. This is just a demoralizing thing
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: for all of us.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, when you have to put the back on
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: to drive the car, so what's the I don't know
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: what the lessen is there to go back trying to
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: go You're right, Megan, I was trying to do a
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: good thing.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have looked so weird too. You see
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: a car pull over, get out, scoop up, a.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Dog announcing his back.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: No dog, No dog's collecting, he's collecting.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And then did you put in the bottle and take
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the car? You're right, that's probably weirder than the first time.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Leave it a weird brown substance around.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Now, we just mentioned that till last week. We're looking
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: for Ben's missing sock, and we came up with a
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: business idea, So no one, you know, losing socks would
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: be a thing of the past. And we have peers
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that come with spears. So you have socks that come
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: in threes. Yeah, okay, and if you lose any beyond that,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: well that's on you. There's not much more we can do.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: So you've got some socks that the right box. You've
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: the right box. Now socks, not the favorite socks.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Shambalack opening ceremony just moments ago, and so inside shambala
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: then that French one when the painted that guy all blue.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: So you get not just too, you get three socks.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: They've got the white socks, they've got the hats logo
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: all on one side, and then on the inside you've
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: got a JOHNO sock, a bean sock, and Amegan sock.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: So they're coming three.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: So do you have just decide each morning what are
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: you gonna ask?
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could wear a bean in amegan, or you
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: can wear a John O and amighan or John o'an
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: been whatever.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: But if you lose one, you've still got a spear. Yeah,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: peers that come with spears.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Well, if you want some sock limited edition, very limited exclusive,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you can text four three seven. But if you get
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: hold of these, it might be some special things coming
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: up for you. Knows. Just during the song he's like,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: he's got big plans for his socks. Yeah, tell you
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: what he's talking A festival and wait next year, so
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: October is going to be huge, guys. But I'll tell
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: you what's a bit of an issue in your household
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: at the moment. Is ninety three days out from Christmas.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Although you say that and I saw farmers have put
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: up their Christmas decoration display.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: That's a good gauge.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: So you're already talking about it in your household. You
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: love Christmas.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: We like to be very prepped. First November, Christmas tree
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: goes up, and I like to space out my Christmas shopping,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: so I kind of start looking now, especially at the moment,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: because you know, cost of limit, et cetera. So I
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: said to my husband, I was like, of recent years,
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: we've started to sit a limit so that we each
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: stick to it. But this year he was like, you know,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: times are tough. He was pitching no present for us,
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: and I was like, wait, what do I open on
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Christmas morning? And he was like, no, we don't need presents.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It's about the joy of like watching the kids open something.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And it's a great it's a great argument that Andrew
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Peppers has come out with. And he's not springing this
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: on you three days out. Yeah, he's given you time
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: to roll through the series of emotions, the anger, the frustration,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and then eventually you'll you'll come to terms with them.
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: But I didn't realize how invested I was into the prison.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: So I was like, oh, you know, Christmas isn't about
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: prisents about all the other stuff and the lead up. Sure,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: but now I realize if I don't like get a
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: prison on Christmas Day, I don't know, it just doesn't
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: feel like Christmas.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: But then is this one of these things? And you
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: fell into this trap? You had a no present policy.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: One year I stuck to it. My wife didn't. I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: just saw one thing. I was like, no, you didn't.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: No, he will stick to it. He will. Have you
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: said it, He's going to stick to us.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: So the next time we did it about we need
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to stick to this because I feel awkward. It's like, oh,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: there's one thing. I'm like, listen, you listen. We're in
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: an agreement, and all the family are like Oh, that's
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: so nice to a man. I'm like, no, it's not.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel bad, like.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Put me on the spot.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You feel bad not having a prison for her, but
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: at least you got to open something. If I got
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: ham a prison here to get meat one, I'd be
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: so annoyed.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Well. One of the joys about being a radio host
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: is you can solve your private issues on the spree
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: public platform and we get throw it out to the audience.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Oh eight hundred telephone number. Okay, the people's court is open.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Whose side are you on him? Meghan or Andrews.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, we could even sit a limit
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: of like fifty bucks each, you know, and then like,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: it's up to you.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: You could be like creative with it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: You could make something as well, but like you sit
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: a limit, sure, but like no prisons.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: The People's quarter is open, Okay, you decide whether a
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Megan gets prisons. This Christmas, this is on you. With
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: great power comes great responsibilities.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Meghan's already counting down to not only Daylight Savings this
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: coming weekend, but to Christmas already. Even Christmas competition conversations
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: or competitions.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: We usually set ourselves a limit for Christmas presents, me
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: and my husband, But this year he's pitched no presents,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: cost of living, et cetera.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Have you done that one where we all buy a
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: present for adults. We did that a couple of years ago,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: so everyone just buys one gift.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: We do that with the extended family. We have a
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: secret center. We all buy one prison.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Then you could steal off other people. It's quite good.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't like that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: So you open that, You're like, open that one, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: then afterwards I'm like, oh no, God, okay, you either
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: take their present or open a new one.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It was kind of thing. Yeah, it feels like that
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: could create quite a tense Christmas Day. We did that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: at a staff party once and everyone was trying to
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: snatch the money off some Yeah, so you decide whether
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Megan gets prisons this Christmas. You're on team Andrew, who husband?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Any tips you've got on how to like navigate this.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I did pitch fifty dollars limit, but he's still not
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: keing for that.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: What I like is the foresight from him. He's given
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you enough time to meanly prepare yourself for zero presents,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and I mean, what more do you want you got
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the most perfect husband. Okay, that's a prison.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Enough perfect because he's pitching no present that.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: He's thinking of the overall cost of the household. Kim
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: hi Yah, Yeah, presents or no presents for in the
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: papa's household this Christmas.
• 37:15
  Speaker 12: I'm definitely with me again. It's the thought of the
• 37:20
  Speaker 12: thoughtful mess behind it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Ryan.
• 37:22
  Speaker 12: Even if you guys did vouchers for each other for
• 37:26
  Speaker 12: a really nice experience or something, do you do together as.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: The stamily a coffee club? Coffee club teen for one
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: loyalty voucher?
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I think that's what Ken was meaning.
• 37:37
  Speaker 12: Experience about a child, a child free date night.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: The coffee clubs hey had on You can appreciate that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Since you're on air too, thanks to the Warehouse is
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: celebrating barbie sixty fifth anniversary. We're going to give you
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: sixty five dollars to spend at the Warehouse.
• 37:54
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I can start my Christmas shopping.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: You can. But Ken, Andrew, that's the big question right now.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: It's the People's Court this morning. We're going to get
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Carrissa on. Welcome, Have I gone Carrissa? And have you
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: got Carissa on? Naomi here Caressa on Carissa, lovely to
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: have you on, Carissa. Are they having presents in Megan's
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: household this this Christmas?
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: Yes, I think it's a good idea, even if you
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: set the limit.
• 38:20
  Speaker 13: It's good for the kid's perspective of status.
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: Adults getting prisons.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, just the kids. Do they really care? You think
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: the kids what? They're so focused on their presence.
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: It's a good thing for them to learn that they're
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: not the only ones that they can how to give prison.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: To see I'm being a good parent by asking for prisons.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Not everyone's on your side, though, I'm on Andrews's side.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Christmas is for the kids. As you get older, you
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: should just be grateful to have a roof over your head,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: just to.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Still be here.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: You're right, still here, ready on that roof at home?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Is there my husband?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I think it was his number. Thank you so much
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: for your calls and text Well, let's take one more,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the decider. Let's get Naomi on. How are you Naomi?
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Hello?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: The people's court is open. Is Meghan getting Christmas presents
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: this year?
• 39:07
  Speaker 12: No?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Tea Andrew And since the South African accent as well,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: he's South African, there's some sort of bond there, bonded.
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: Over bil Oh, absolutely, absolutely no. We haven't done Christmas
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: presents for years. It's all about the kids really, you know,
• 39:26
  Speaker 9: we make birthdays special bye, No, I mean if it's
• 39:37
  Speaker 9: really a big deal. What we do, what we started
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: doing is friends and family and we get the kids
• 39:42
  Speaker 9: involved as well, and do you secret center. But we
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: make a little list and five things that you would
• 39:48
  Speaker 9: want with a limit, and the kids save up as
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: well so they get to buy for whoever. And you
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: know we do that, so Andrew, what.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: About no presence? For friends and family and just for me?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: The John and Ben Podcast, we like to play the
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Internet outrage game. We each find a story on the
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Internet and then we try and guess why there was outrage.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And I was gonna I'll kick things off, Megan. You've
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: been talking about my one all morning. I found this
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: great story in the weekend. Is that what you're outraged about?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: How I'm outraged because you talk my story about outrage?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: But fair enough, it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Has become news. It has become big news right now.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: A zoo over in China, we're painting dogs to look
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: like pandas as panda beer.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Cubs, a chow chow dogs, a big suffy white ones.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: They look very adorable. What pain do you use? Is
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: it kind of because you wouldn't want the water based
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: job because if it rains then they start dripping, so
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you have for a spray paint or some animal friendly
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: paints there. How long they beginning away with this for.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well now people have complained and now they've said, oh,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: they're panda dogs.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: We really do look like.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Little pandas though are they cute? They're pretty cute.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: What's the outrage? Then?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Well those people thought.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: They it does We'll put a picture up on that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It's been for social are pretty cute, a pretty cute.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But then the dogs obviously, like we were just talking
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: moments ago about the dog with nature calls, they obviously
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: have a certain style that if you see a panda
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: cocking illegal something, Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Can we could do this to bow you're a dog where.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: We could Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: they are.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: That's okay to be painting animals up. So the internet's
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: outraged over the painting of dogs, Yeah, I can understand. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I can understand where that comes from. So that's that's
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: my one today. So we'll move on from mine. It's
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: a volatile ecosystem of misinformation and outrage and a lot
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: of naked people too on the internet too.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Well, this isn't anything thing to do with nudity. My
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: one has boss texting a worker while on holiday.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: What and the internet's outraged that this is our annual
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: leave lever alone.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: I think I saw this also, the text that they see.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, I did see this. I saw this weekend. There
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: was a message while on holiday, and it was kind
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: of like it was an unnecessary message that would cause
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: a lot of anxiety, right.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You two, Like when you're at weekends and holidays, you're
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: still like doing texts and work and stuff. So I
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: don't think like necessarily would have got you guys, you
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: work all the time.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: But it was what the texts?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the text.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: We had a visit from the area manager. So this
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: is the boss to the worker on holiday. We had
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: a visit from the area manager and he's pissed about
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: our figures. I think we're going to have some really
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: tough meetings when you get back.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it right now. Don't worry about it
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: It's going to be when you come back.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: I'll just worry about it the whole rest of my holiday.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Holiday. I love it. There's just a boss going this
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: is too much for me to hold on to. I'm
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: going to palm this off on.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Someone else literally said, don't worry about it while you're
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: on your break.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: So worry me about it. Yeah, that's okay. My outrage
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: simply is the Internet is outrage but also divided over
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: a lady buying her husband a gift. Have a think.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: So a lady brought her husband a gift and he
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: was ungrateful for it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: What the gift was?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, he was driving to have a day of golf
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: with his friends. She was going out for lunch. Different,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: She's like, you better come home. I bought you a gift.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: And the gift was he had to go to the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: hardware store and pick up a barbecue that she had
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: bought that he needed to assemble for dinner that night.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: And this is the jonaan Ben podcast.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah on the Loose over the weekend in the christ
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: suburb of Hallswell, shocking residents as they were running through
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: backyards and across roads and stuff. Oh dear, literally quite
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: quite big deer too, very big deer. But I think
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: back into the wilderness now halls. Well, that's right, I
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: love yeah.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Ah. You know, terms and conditions. So when you're downloading
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: an app, has anyone in the history of downloading anything
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: ever read the terms and conditions or you've just blindly
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: gone I agree to everything that's in here.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I feel like when people make your sign it
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: at places, I feel pressure.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: For some reason, I just pretend, I pretend to read it.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: You don't know what you're saying. You honestly have no
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: idea what you've just clicked to agree to it. It
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: could be babysitting duties for the next ten years when
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: anyone calls you. But I was doing the same thing.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: I was downloading an AI website over the weekend, different friends. Yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I agree to everything. But then I was like, oh,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: there's pages and pages of terms and conditions here, and
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I just I just clicked. I agree. I don't care.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I don't care what information they have on my phone.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care, and I should care.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: So then I ended up writing a song about terms
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: and conditions and then put it into the AI webs
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: right after this Terms and Conditions. It was the inception
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: of terms of additions. Have listened to what it spent out.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: This was about ninety seconds. It came back with us okay.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, fifty nine pages and tiny funks saying read me.
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: But I'm notchalant.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: You're teasing me with your Teas and Sees.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Let's cut to the chase and click.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I I agree.
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: I don't care if trying at tracks me has me
• 45:27
  Speaker 9: just throw your app at me.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: So many rules for your license agreement, but.
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: You and me both no, I won't read to the course.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, seven free for my in me as an insurance policy.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: There's one hundred thousand words in Apple's conditions. You could
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: spend six months.
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: In federal PRIs.
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: So I was thinking this shot.
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  Speaker 7: I get up from this shut to Teas and you sees.
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  Speaker 2: I've read none of these three yes, s c S
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  Speaker 2: two policies.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Really Now the chorus and you see is just launch gbaut.
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  Speaker 10: I'm up to page three and a half way through your.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Sees and Sees.
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  Speaker 1: Quite robot you at the start, but amazing when you
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: got to the chorus, it was like, wow, ninety it
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: came back crazy, that's the top fifty.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: It was just like Taylor Seft or Miley Cyrus like
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: mashed up.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Isn't it? What if I was an artist, I just
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: typed my lyrics into check GPT and go that's a
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: great melody and just do that and then sing that. Yeah.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: But you never know where it's got it from.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I guess it's the thing crazy like you're saying the
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: other day that because it's taking from everything else. So
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: then you know Houston and pay Yeah, thats exactly my song,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: You're like, I know.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I was playing it to the kids and I was like,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: look at this, this is amazing. And I was waking
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: the kids up yesterday morning and they very unfazed by
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. But to us, this is.
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Mind the Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Very excited to the Auckland f C. The new football
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: team are going to be playing in the A League
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: very shortly, be the Phoenix out of Wellington and all
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: the Auckland f C, the Black Knights out of Auckland,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: and we're very excited about it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: We're getting behind it here at the Hits. Yeah, and
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: media and PJ. I don't know if you've seen this
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: on social media. They have tasked themselves with coming up
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: with a move, like a celebratory move, something like what
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the players and the crowd can do. Yeah, have a listen, guys,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: So looking.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: For a new move that people can pull out at
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: the game, and we need to.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Come up with some suggestion.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: They want this to basically unite everyone that goes to
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: the game with one simple move. Now, we can't leave
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: this in the hands of PJ. We can't leave her
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: to organize a move. She couldn't even organize herself to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: get to the airport on Friday. She had to drive
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: six hours to where she needs to be broadcasting from.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: So we can't Can we leave this on Pj's shoulders.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: No to come up with to move because you know
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the Wellington Phoenix, they've got tops off, wave them around
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: there to get the tops off at some stage in
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the game. Very brave and those blistery conditions in Wellington too,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: very cold. So I think we could do better than that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: If you want to be part of football history, of course,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: you can get tickets to the Auckland f c's our
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: first season.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It's on sale now. Very excited about that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: The open up or October nineteenth or the details at
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Auckland FC Dot co dont need to, but you're right.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: We need to come up with some sort of move,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: like a celebratory move. What's the one that all the
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: kids do with Ronaldo's Is it the move? Yeah? And
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I see some sort of yeah, we sort of I'm
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: going to sound like very out of touch here.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Isn't when he slided on the on the on the
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: knees and does that arm thing down from up down.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of like a cool move Ronaldo chop. Yeah,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: someone's cooler.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it's got another name for it, Sue. Yes,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: So I thought it was something to do with this,
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: but I don't know.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Like i'd dive down on my knees and just face
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: plant rather than like scared.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: There was one that football, yes, and the turf was
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: quite hard and did the same thing, and I think
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: he dissipated a knee cat celebrating because he.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Stopped it was another player trying to do the slide.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You want to check the conditions.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: And just check the grass like cake and slide even pre.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Game just chick the durability of the year. So I mean,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: we're going to come up with a move. What could
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you do. What about a nice, classy, understated handshake, Well done, congratulations.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: The crowd do it the players. Just a good solid handshake.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Nothing you know, everyone knows what they're doing.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, takes away from the excitement of the moment.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: High five, high.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Five rescue for white people, hands and faces miss timed.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yea handshakes the water.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: They's got a gold handshake the crowd and handshake very
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: polite the UK fans.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: So you can tease full thread and you've got in
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: your ideas for a move. I mean you could do
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the sky tower, couldn't You would be quite cool, like
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: a big needle that kind of injects the other players.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: You could do like two people you stand up real
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: straight and the other person hug you around the middle,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: like to make the middle.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: But for the fans in the stead if you score
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: a goal, though, I'd love to see a sky tower,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: would it would be nice?
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: What about a dance peddal dance battle they challenge the
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: opposition to a dance pedal, everyone in the stadiums having
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to do Reagan. Yeah, you could do.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Because the Australian is here.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: A New Zealand version of Rega. The Gritty took off
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: in the American football.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: You know the snake New Zealand, come on, or the caterpillar,
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: the key.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: We we just go hide away. Freak out,