Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / THREE TRIBES SUCKS | S51 Episode 4
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All I want is some chicken, all I want is
- 0:04Speaker 1: some fries. I wish we had the chicken, but we
- 0:10Speaker 1: gave it up to those guys. It's okay, little buddy,
- 0:17Speaker 1: cause we're gonna win tomorrow. We'll be living the high
- 0:22Speaker 1: life and the other tribes will be in sorrow. This
- 0:26Speaker 1: is Making the Merge. Was he wrong?
- 0:29Speaker 2: No.
- 0:31Speaker 1: I'm a dog person now. I'm making the merch baby.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Your dog was sick. I'd say I'm coming over.
- 0:38Speaker 2: You know, I crack open a coconut and they didn't
- 0:41Speaker 2: cheer for.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Me.
- 0:44Speaker 1: You're either in Survivor or not. It's not about a
- 0:49Speaker 1: million dollars.
- 0:50Speaker 3: All I want to do is win.
- 0:51Speaker 4: A million hearts.
- 1:00Speaker 4: I think.
- 1:04Speaker 1: That's the longest intro we've ever had.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
- 1:06Speaker 1: That was the most hearts I've ever done, too. All
- 1:08Speaker 1: I want is some chicken. So you know what? I
- 1:10Speaker 1: think he started with like a Hotel California. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:15Speaker 1: On a dark desert highway. And then he was like,
- 1:17Speaker 1: I don't remember how this goes. So he kind of
- 1:19Speaker 1: did his own thing. Chicken in my hand. Yeah, that's right.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Hi yeah welcome to making the merge my name is
- 1:28Speaker 4: pd um you know what we should do we should
- 1:32Speaker 4: say our teams because we haven't been doing that i
- 1:34Speaker 4: i can what is what have we.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Been up to this season i feel like everything is
- 1:38Speaker 3: going out the window well the reason that we used
- 1:40Speaker 3: to do that is because we were not on video
- 1:43Speaker 3: oh so now we're like you guys can figure.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Yeah now we are on video But I think we
- 1:49Speaker 4: should still do it.
- 1:49Speaker 1: What a pink substance!
- 1:51Speaker 3: Yes, the sound drops are back.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Well, just that one. That's the only one I have downloaded.
- 1:56Speaker 4: So my name is PD, and I have Tinan.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I don't need it. Don't show me who's on my team.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Well, you only have a couple players.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Oh, shut up.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Me and Bran have the same number, and you're only
- 2:07Speaker 4: one away. My name is PD, and I have Tinan.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Great pick.
- 2:12Speaker 4: I have Sharonda.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Excellent.
- 2:14Speaker 4: I have Linnea, main character.
- 2:17Speaker 1: I have Devin. Yeah. Radical honesty. And I have another one.
- 2:22Speaker 1: You have one more. Fuck.
- 2:23Speaker 3: He's straight as fuck.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Carter.
- 2:25Speaker 1: No.
- 2:26Speaker 4: No.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Wait, no.
- 2:26Speaker 4: I keep confusing Christian and Carter. I confuse the C's.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I have Christian.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, you do. My name's Chase. Hi, Chase.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I've got so many players left in the game.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I've got Ori, Lewis, Brady, Eric, Mike, and Maggie.
- 2:42Speaker 5: Maggle.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Maggle. I am Bran. I have Jelly, Carter, Kristen, Akilby, Alexis,
- 2:51Speaker 1: and not that we're like, not that it matters, but
- 2:55Speaker 1: technically this week's the first week that I. Truly lost
- 2:59Speaker 1: a player. That was voted out. It doesn't matter, really.
- 3:04Speaker 1: I do want to talk about... But if you think
- 3:05Speaker 1: about it that way, it's a little bit of a
- 3:07Speaker 1: big deal. I was the last player to actually have
- 3:10Speaker 1: a player voted out. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Are
- 3:13Speaker 1: you digging into Jeff's notebook?
- 3:14Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff's field notes from this week made me laugh immediately.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Love, love, love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love.
- 3:22Speaker 3: On the second page... At the top, it says Rob's
- 3:26Speaker 3: quit from last week also impacted the switch.
- 3:28Speaker 1: Oh, there you go. Oh, wait, hold on. Straight up
- 3:31Speaker 1: calls it a call. And I thought it was a medevac.
- 3:33Speaker 4: If you if you go look at Rob's social media,
- 3:36Speaker 4: which we covered on the sanctuary, he's been posting more.
- 3:40Speaker 3: And guys, he's awesome.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awesome. We have not heard from him. No,
- 3:45Speaker 1: we tried.
- 3:46Speaker 3: We really tried to bait him into getting some sort of.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 3:49Speaker 4: I sent the clip of Bran having his moment last
- 3:52Speaker 4: week to Rob directly. And I was like, you know,
- 3:55Speaker 4: I'd love it if you film something in response, you know,
- 3:58Speaker 4: like go after Bran, call him a mopey dingus.
- 4:00Speaker 1: But Rob didn't even respond.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I gave him the floor.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Disappointing.
- 4:05Speaker 3: To be fair, he was taking a beat.
- 4:07Speaker 1: He claims he wants the smoke.
- 4:10Speaker 4: I was going to give him a platform to yell
- 4:12Speaker 4: at you, and he couldn't do it.
- 4:14Speaker 3: He could have defended himself. I'm beginning to think that
- 4:17Speaker 3: maybe CBS has put the word out to all the players. Like,
- 4:20Speaker 3: do not interact with these idiots.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Possible. I just think, like, if you see it, there's
- 4:26Speaker 1: so much to make fun of when it comes to me.
- 4:29Speaker 1: To you? Yeah, so I feel like he could have
- 4:31Speaker 1: really picked me apart. I disagree. If he really wanted to.
- 4:34Speaker 3: What is there to make fun of you for?
- 4:35Speaker 1: Just my general... essence and being.
- 4:38Speaker 5: You're such a good dad yeah you're an incredible person
- 4:41Speaker 5: you give off the aura of a person that like
- 4:43Speaker 5: when you walk in the room the the ph balance
- 4:46Speaker 5: of the room is neutral man so like if i
- 4:49Speaker 5: was in here and i was just like fucking making
- 4:51Speaker 5: a ruckus and you walked in you.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Do that too i do i i do known ruckus
- 4:56Speaker 3: maker oh dude i'm making a ruckus everywhere i go.
- 4:59Speaker 4: That's right speaking of somebody making a ruckus brand you
- 5:03Speaker 4: have some video to play Is that right?
- 5:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I can do that. It looks like Jonathan.
- 5:12Speaker 1: But I shot him. Did I not?
- 5:15Speaker 4: I guess if it happens off screen, then they don't
- 5:18Speaker 4: really die. I should have known better. Let's see what
- 5:21Speaker 4: he says.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Can you pause it? Is that as loud as it gets?
- 5:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's as loud as it gets. Okay. He can
- 5:31Speaker 1: jack it up in post.
- 5:37Speaker 2: Maybe me getting shot by Petey wasn't as bad as
- 5:40Speaker 2: it was, but here I'm telling you the truth, that
- 5:43Speaker 2: it was really that bad. There's a lot of spectators
- 5:46Speaker 2: out there, a lot of spectators that think they know
- 5:48Speaker 2: better than me, think that they could play the podcast
- 5:51Speaker 2: game better than me. I'd like to see you try it.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I'd like to see you make the merge one single time,
- 5:56Speaker 2: because truthfully.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Really quick, does it not look like they're doing the
- 6:00Speaker 1: thing where he puts his arms behind his back and
- 6:03Speaker 1: someone else is his arms? What's happening?
- 6:06Speaker 4: Are those Kristen's hands?
- 6:09Speaker 1: Sorry, go ahead.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I don't think you could make the merch because, yeah,
- 6:12Speaker 2: it might have only grazed me a little bit, but
- 6:15Speaker 2: it really took me out of commission. And if I
- 6:17Speaker 2: could have kept on podcasting, I would have kept on podcasting.
- 6:20Speaker 2: I'm so sick and tired of everybody's stupid little faces saying, oh,
- 6:24Speaker 2: I bet Jonathan just quit the podcast. No, I quit
- 6:27Speaker 2: it for good reasons. If you want to take it
- 6:29Speaker 2: up with me in the streets, you can take it
- 6:31Speaker 2: up with me in the streets.
- 6:33Speaker 3: You know, that would have been perfect if he actually
- 6:34Speaker 3: spoke up.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Instead, is there a sleeping toddler next.
- 6:39Speaker 1: To you while you recorded this? Hey, guys, you want
- 6:41Speaker 1: to challenge me? Come with me. We'll take you to
- 6:43Speaker 1: the street.
- 6:44Speaker 3: I like the idea of Rob also making all of
- 6:47Speaker 3: his unhinged videos with someone asleep nearby. So he's like,
- 6:50Speaker 3: it was a medivac.
- 6:51Speaker 1: It was a medivac. I'm telling you.
- 6:52Speaker 3: It was a pink substance. It was a pink substance.
- 6:56Speaker 3: He sounds like an ancient old man in that video.
- 6:58Speaker 3: Even when Jonathan's not on the show, he manages to
- 7:00Speaker 3: fuck up.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Hey, Jonathan. Love you. Yeah.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Jonathan sent me something this week on Instagram, which was
- 7:11Speaker 3: this guy. It's one of these, like, you know, I
- 7:15Speaker 3: don't even know how to explain this type of guy,
- 7:16Speaker 3: but basically he's on a podcast and he goes, you know,
- 7:19Speaker 3: my friends want me to go hang out with them
- 7:21Speaker 3: at a bar. And I'm like, why would I hang
- 7:22Speaker 3: out with my friends when I could be reading the greats?
- 7:26Speaker 3: I could be reading the great philosophers and hanging out
- 7:28Speaker 3: with them. And then Jonathan said, that's why I quit
- 7:31Speaker 3: the podcast.
- 7:33Speaker 4: And I tag him and Kristen in marriage counseling videos.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good stuff right there. Well, hey, Jonathan. Okay, contribution. Okay, contribution.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Would have been phenomenal if we could hear you. Hey,
- 7:46Speaker 1: what's that? Is that the sound of us cracking open
- 7:50Speaker 1: that coconut? Whoa.
- 7:53Speaker 4: I guess we should crack it.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Okay. The greatest coconut of all time. Not really. Not really.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Let's start with the wrath of Kilby.
- 8:02Speaker 3: The wrath of Kilby.
- 8:03Speaker 4: Kilby says, I know you guys aren't happy to see
- 8:06Speaker 4: me here, but I'm still happy to see you guys.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Aww.
- 8:09Speaker 1: And to the confessional. What's crazy is that as he's
- 8:11Speaker 1: saying that, he looks like he's about to cry.
- 8:13Speaker 4: He always looks like he's about to cry. As we've discussed,
- 8:16Speaker 4: you called it rest in cry face. Rest in cry face.
- 8:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:19Speaker 4: So he's doing a confessional. He says, I'm here laughing
- 8:21Speaker 4: at these people who have the audacity to make a
- 8:23Speaker 4: five-person alliance in an 11-person tribe. This just in, Kilby
- 8:28Speaker 4: can swim and he can do math. So, shout out Kilby.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Can I say something about Kilby?
- 8:33Speaker 3: He won me over this episode. I've become a Kilby fan.
- 8:36Speaker 3: The Big Bad Booty Daddy, Kilby.
- 8:38Speaker 1: What? Yeah. Is that what he calls himself? Or is
- 8:40Speaker 1: that your name for him? That's what I'm calling him.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Does he got a big booty?
- 8:43Speaker 3: I don't know, but he commented on our episode last week.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Well, where'd that nickname come from? Big Bad Booty Daddy?
- 8:48Speaker 1: The Big Bad Booty Daddy. You know, Big Papa Pump. Okay.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Scott Steiner.
- 8:53Speaker 4: Yes.
- 8:54Speaker 1: I know Scott Steiner.
- 8:55Speaker 3: Yeah, well, last week, Kilby commented on our episode. It
- 8:58Speaker 3: complimented our acapella.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Oh.
- 9:00Speaker 3: And I said, Big Daddy Kilby.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:02Speaker 3: And then it just kept evolving. So he's the Big
- 9:04Speaker 3: Bad Booty Dad.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Wait, it just kept evolving in your mind?
- 9:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Because, like, nobody else knows about this.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Look, man, why would I hang out with my friends
- 9:13Speaker 3: and talk about this stuff when I could talk with the.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Greats like myself? Yeah.
- 9:17Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:18Speaker 3: So as I start to like him more and more,
- 9:20Speaker 3: his nickname gets longer and longer.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I can't wait to see how this evolves. You've really
- 9:23Speaker 1: painted yourself in a corner.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Well, Brady Brody, he's worried that Kilby's running the show,
- 9:30Speaker 4: and he's pissed off that his supposed Brody's, the people
- 9:34Speaker 4: he thought were his Brody's, Carter and Lewis, they turned
- 9:37Speaker 4: on him. Brady Brody says, I look like a dummy.
- 9:40Speaker 4: You may think I am.
- 9:41Speaker 1: I might be.
- 9:45Speaker 4: And then he tells Tanan about Kilby's video game controller
- 9:48Speaker 4: not being plugged in thing. But what was the problem
- 9:50Speaker 4: with this, Chase? You pointed it out last night.
- 9:53Speaker 1: We were all watching together at Brad's house, and he goes.
- 9:56Speaker 3: he fucked up the metaphor that Kilby had said about
- 9:59Speaker 3: him where he said, it's like playing the video game
- 10:02Speaker 3: with your little brother and the controller's not plugged in.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Except for some reason, Brady made it a Nintendo Switch controller.
- 10:08Speaker 1: I mean, he's young. He might not know that there
- 10:11Speaker 1: was a Nintendo before the Switch. He's a little bit
- 10:13Speaker 1: older than me.
- 10:14Speaker 4: He has to have had a PS2 or something at
- 10:17Speaker 4: some point.
- 10:18Speaker 3: It was one of those things where he goes, it's like,
- 10:21Speaker 3: he says... It's like playing the Nintendo Switch with his
- 10:24Speaker 3: Switch controller unplugged, to which I had to remind everyone,
- 10:28Speaker 3: those things are wireless.
- 10:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Actually, it works.
- 10:32Speaker 4: Like, Kilby did a video about that bit, and he
- 10:34Speaker 4: used an N64, or I think it was a GameCube.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Kilby used a GameCube, because, you know, you have to
- 10:39Speaker 4: plug those in.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:41Speaker 3: These two things were wired. Man.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Look. Have we become too untethered? Whoa, man. You have
- 10:47Speaker 1: to think about that.
- 10:48Speaker 4: Whoa, man. Sometimes Brady Brody says things that might make
- 10:52Speaker 4: him look like a dummy, and you might think he is, and.
- 10:54Speaker 1: He might be. He might be. He might be.
- 10:55Speaker 3: Had a great match tag teaming with Billy Gunn last week, though.
- 10:58Speaker 1: What's he in right now? AEW. Oh, he is?
- 11:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Okay. Is he doing ROH or is it AEW?
- 11:03Speaker 3: It's AEW, I'm fairly certain.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I could be wrong. It could be ROH.
- 11:06Speaker 4: Do you think he's getting a push because of Survivor?
- 11:08Speaker 1: I would hope so.
- 11:09Speaker 3: I mean, he's teaming with one of the greatest tag
- 11:11Speaker 3: team guys of all time, Billy Gunn. Billy Gunn trained him.
- 11:14Speaker 1: The badass. Oh, it's Billy Gunn. Old, but he's in
- 11:17Speaker 1: incredible shape. He had a match with Billy Gunn?
- 11:19Speaker 4: Yeah, like in wrestler years, Billy Gunn's like 100.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Like Billy Gunn is in the ring? Yeah, he's a
- 11:23Speaker 1: full-time AEW wrestler. Dude, really? Yes.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Juiced up. He looks in better shape now than he
- 11:29Speaker 3: did in his 30s.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Wow.
- 11:31Speaker 1: And he's in his 50s. But he's like bright red. Yeah, well,
- 11:34Speaker 1: you know. What can you do?
- 11:36Speaker 4: Brady Brody. Do you want to look up Billy real quick?
- 11:41Speaker 1: Daddy Ass.
- 11:42Speaker 4: That's what we call him these days.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Daddy Ass.
- 11:44Speaker 3: Not to be confused with the Big Bad Booty.
- 11:46Speaker 4: Did you know about the Acclaimed? So the Acclaimed was
- 11:50Speaker 4: a tag team that I don't know why I'm getting
- 11:52Speaker 4: into this.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Scissor Me Daddy Ass.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Scissor Me Daddy Ass. That was their catchphrase with Billy Gunn.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Man, they're so fun.
- 11:59Speaker 3: I love those guys.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks great. Yeah. Looks better than us.
- 12:05Speaker 4: I mean, yeah. Brady Brody, he asks Maggie if she
- 12:10Speaker 4: wants to talk.
- 12:12Speaker 1: There's the shirt. Look at that.
- 12:14Speaker 4: Scissor me, daddy ass. What a thing to wear. So
- 12:18Speaker 4: Brady asks Maggie if she wants to talk. And Maggie
- 12:21Speaker 4: says no. And Brady says, I don't care. And then
- 12:25Speaker 4: Maggie walks away.
- 12:27Speaker 1: And that was that. That was that. Brady's so good
- 12:29Speaker 1: for TV. Lewis and Tanan, they're thrilled. But Jelly, sad. Yeah.
- 12:33Speaker 4: Jelly's not taking the blind side. Well, she's in tears.
- 12:37Speaker 4: She wishes that she could have played her idol on pantsless. Pat,
- 12:40Speaker 4: do you think that was a good idea? We already
- 12:41Speaker 4: said no.
- 12:42Speaker 1: I already said no. I don't. I think in reality,
- 12:45Speaker 1: you don't wish that. Like, I think it's better that
- 12:48Speaker 1: you still have it.
- 12:48Speaker 4: She was crying and she wished it.
- 12:50Speaker 1: I understand. But it would have been, I think, at
- 12:53Speaker 1: this stage in the game, a serious mistake to use
- 12:57Speaker 1: your idol. to save somebody who, I guess, is in
- 13:02Speaker 1: an alliance with you, but, like, I don't know.
- 13:05Speaker 4: But she wasn't in the helicopter thing, was she? She
- 13:07Speaker 4: wasn't in the helicopter alliance.
- 13:08Speaker 1: No, she wasn't. So I want... I'm happy, and, like,
- 13:12Speaker 1: not to mention, like, she obviously doesn't know this at
- 13:15Speaker 1: the time, but they're getting ready to have a tribe shakeup.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Can you imagine using your... Idol for someone else. Idol
- 13:20Speaker 1: for somebody, and then the next day they're not even
- 13:22Speaker 1: on the tribe with you. Yeah. And I'd be like, ah.
- 13:24Speaker 3: You would be feeling like a smucker sucker.
- 13:26Speaker 1: I mean, I know, like, and then you're, like, you're
- 13:29Speaker 1: counting on her still being around by the time the
- 13:33Speaker 1: merch happens to make that play worthwhile. And it's just,
- 13:37Speaker 1: there's so much that can happen. Hey, you'd be a
- 13:40Speaker 1: smucker sucker. Get it?
- 13:41Speaker 3: Because of jelly. Smuckers is a brand of jelly.
- 13:44Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Really good.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Should I have done Concord instead? Is that more your
- 13:48Speaker 3: brand of jelly?
- 13:48Speaker 1: I'm a smucker sucker for you. Dang. Yeah, thanks. I win...
- 13:55Speaker 1: Is an ideal time to use your idol for somebody else?
- 13:59Speaker 1: Final 10. Okay.
- 14:01Speaker 4: Is there ever an ideal time to use it for
- 14:03Speaker 4: somebody else? I think once you get to the merge
- 14:08Speaker 4: and you have your group and you know if you
- 14:10Speaker 4: lose numbers at that point, you're on the wrong side
- 14:12Speaker 4: of the numbers post-merge.
- 14:14Speaker 3: So that's when you need to use.
- 14:18Speaker 2: It.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I think there's obviously times. I don't think third... Third
- 14:23Speaker 1: week is not the time. Or whatever.
- 14:25Speaker 3: You have plenty of time to make new friends.
- 14:27Speaker 1: 100%.
- 14:28Speaker 4: So on Savu, the vibes are much better because Alexis
- 14:31Speaker 4: is leading us through yoga.
- 14:34Speaker 1: My new player. Lover.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:38Speaker 1: You don't seem so confident. Do you wish you had Eric? Yeah,
- 14:41Speaker 1: I kind of do. He's awesome. He sings. He dances.
- 14:46Speaker 1: He does improv. He's silly. He's in a new alliance. Yeah.
- 14:50Speaker 4: But we've got a note. And it It says a
- 14:54Speaker 4: boat awaits for you.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Yes, all of you. Yes, all of you.
- 14:59Speaker 4: Lewis is nervous about it. He says he's just trying
- 15:02Speaker 4: not to poop his pants.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:03Speaker 4: But Jeff, he asks everybody if they thought the game
- 15:06Speaker 4: was about to start with no tribes, no buff, no structure,
- 15:09Speaker 4: just one big tribe. That's not what happened. But it
- 15:12Speaker 4: would be interesting to do that now. 17 of you
- 15:15Speaker 4: trying to vote somebody out. It is the open era.
- 15:18Speaker 4: And that is what is going to happen. At some
- 15:21Speaker 4: point in a future season, maybe, but not today.
- 15:24Speaker 1: I hate when he does that.
- 15:26Speaker 4: It's the 30 Rock Doctor.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's throw it out there, though.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Do you think that it ever actually will happen?
- 15:35Speaker 3: I mean, in his field notes on Instagram, he alludes
- 15:38Speaker 3: that it's going to happen.
- 15:39Speaker 1: They kind of, kind of did it last season. A
- 15:43Speaker 1: little bit, yeah. But then proceeded to do the Blood Moon.
- 15:47Speaker 3: I wasn't rooting for them to do that. I think
- 15:52Speaker 3: I would have rather them just stick with two tribes.
- 15:55Speaker 3: I didn't want to see a 17-person tribal council. That
- 15:57Speaker 3: would have been insane.
- 15:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's just ways to do it. It
- 16:00Speaker 1: would have been more fun than what happened. That's true.
- 16:03Speaker 1: That is true. I think it could be fun to...
- 16:08Speaker 1: You have one giant tribe, and then you get the
- 16:10Speaker 1: tribe when you find out last second that we're splitting
- 16:12Speaker 1: it into two tribes, and you have no say who
- 16:14Speaker 1: it is, and you have to, like, there's things that
- 16:16Speaker 1: you could, or you could play, like, go down and
- 16:19Speaker 1: play a quick game and see who, like, they did
- 16:21Speaker 1: that on Australian Survivor once, where they did, they, right,
- 16:24Speaker 1: they're at tribal, they have to go play a game,
- 16:26Speaker 1: three people are safe. after playing that game, and then
- 16:29Speaker 1: everybody else has to vote. No talk. So it's like,
- 16:32Speaker 1: there's fun stuff you can do, I think.
- 16:34Speaker 4: Yeah, you can play around with it. Yeah, but they
- 16:36Speaker 4: didn't do anything fun. So what happened is, you know,
- 16:39Speaker 4: the thing that we love, the two tribes thing, they
- 16:43Speaker 4: went back to the thing that we didn't love.
- 16:45Speaker 1: Three tribes.
- 16:46Speaker 3: At first, I was like, well, I don't mind.
- 16:48Speaker 1: God damn it.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Such a boomer, dude.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Okay.
- 16:53Speaker 3: At first, I was like, I don't think I mind
- 16:54Speaker 3: switching to three tribes at this point in the game.
- 16:57Speaker 3: But then it was boring, so then I was like,
- 16:59Speaker 3: never mind.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Was it boring because of the three tribes, or was
- 17:02Speaker 1: it boring because of.
- 17:03Speaker 4: I think it was boring because of the three tribes.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Because you don't have as many options.
- 17:07Speaker 1: There aren't as many.
- 17:09Speaker 4: people that you could work with to change things.
- 17:11Speaker 1: But if you get to the challenge, and the challenge
- 17:16Speaker 1: ends up being close, which, by the way, it could
- 17:18Speaker 1: have been, but we'll get to that in a little bit.
- 17:21Speaker 1: If it ends up being close, that's fun. And then
- 17:23Speaker 1: if you get to.
- 17:24Speaker 3: Tribal and it's not a pretty clear vote between, like
- 17:28Speaker 3: if we had a fun tribal, but we've had three
- 17:30Speaker 3: fun tribals.
- 17:31Speaker 1: That's true. We were due for a dud, and I
- 17:33Speaker 1: think it just all kind of happened. I don't know.
- 17:37Speaker 1: How much to blame the three tribes on? That's fair.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I think it maybe is a little bit, but I
- 17:42Speaker 1: don't know if it's everything. Is it something? Yeah, I
- 17:46Speaker 1: think it's something. But is it everything?
- 17:49Speaker 4: But it's like Jelly said later in the pod... I mean,
- 17:51Speaker 4: not in the podcast.
- 17:53Speaker 1: You did a podcast with Jelly? I wish. God, don't
- 17:55Speaker 1: we all.
- 17:55Speaker 4: It's like Jelly said later in the episode about her
- 17:59Speaker 4: thing with Ori. There's not a spark, but there's not nothing.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Ooh. Great pull.
- 18:05Speaker 4: Let's break down these tribes. Yellow is Mike, Carter, Brady, Tanan, Kristen,
- 18:10Speaker 4: and Maggle.
- 18:11Speaker 1: That's a really good tribe, dude. It's fun.
- 18:14Speaker 4: And then the pink tribe, a.k.a. the Dina tribe... And
- 18:17Speaker 4: I only remember that it's Dina because Eric's wife's name
- 18:20Speaker 4: is Gina.
- 18:21Speaker 2: Ah!
- 18:22Speaker 3: Jeff kept calling it the Red Tribe when it was
- 18:24Speaker 3: clearly pink.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Did he?
- 18:26Speaker 3: But I think it was, yeah, because it's the color.
- 18:27Speaker 3: I think it's the color correction from the footage. It
- 18:30Speaker 3: is the Red Tribe, though.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Well, it's pink to me, damn it. It's still pink
- 18:35Speaker 1: to me. But I feel like the buff's even on
- 18:37Speaker 1: the shop. I agree.
- 18:38Speaker 3: I agree with you, but he kept saying red.
- 18:40Speaker 1: Is he colorblind? It could be.
- 18:42Speaker 4: I'm not saying that. Pink is Eric, Kilby, Louis, Sharonda, Linnea,
- 18:48Speaker 4: and Christian.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Okay. I think we all saw the tribe with like
- 18:56Speaker 1: Devin and Jelly. That's the next one.
- 18:58Speaker 4: Purple is Jelly, Devin, Jenna, Ori, and Alexis. And I
- 19:01Speaker 4: think we all saw that tribe and said, yeah, we
- 19:04Speaker 4: know what's going to happen.
- 19:05Speaker 1: We know what's going to happen. And, uh, I don't know.
- 19:08Speaker 4: I was looking at the pink tribe and thinking like,
- 19:11Speaker 4: Oh no, I hope Sharonda or Linnea don't get caught up.
- 19:15Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, I honestly thought that they were going
- 19:18Speaker 1: to be fine. Like, cause there's such an athletic tribe
- 19:21Speaker 1: and unfortunately the, for them, this particular challenge that we'll
- 19:26Speaker 1: get to, isn't necessarily the most, uh, physical or at
- 19:32Speaker 1: most like dependent on your athleticism.
- 19:34Speaker 2: You know?
- 19:36Speaker 4: And if you thought Bran was mad last week, wait
- 19:38Speaker 4: till we get to the challenge.
- 19:40Speaker 1: I'm Zen today, baby.
- 19:41Speaker 3: You can't.
- 19:42Speaker 1: You're not going to rile me up.
- 19:44Speaker 4: We'll see about that. Yellow, that's my new thing is
- 19:48Speaker 4: I'm just gonna start i know about you yeah y'all
- 19:51Speaker 4: come back now uh yellow and purple get taken to
- 19:54Speaker 4: their camps via a boat and that just leaves the
- 19:57Speaker 4: dina tribe standing around i mean even on.
- 20:00Speaker 1: The survivor shop it says magenta What is magenta? Magenta
- 20:05Speaker 1: is pinkish. It's a pink substance. Yeah, I agree with
- 20:09Speaker 1: you guys. I'm not arguing. I'm just saying what they
- 20:11Speaker 1: said in the show. But I will say it does
- 20:13Speaker 1: look more red than I remember. Magenta, is that what
- 20:18Speaker 1: you said? Magenta. Magenta. What is it?
- 20:21Speaker 3: Magenta is very pink. That doesn't look like.
- 20:24Speaker 1: Magenta on the... Magenta is like T-Mobile.
- 20:27Speaker 3: It's a purplish red color is what it's supposed to be.
- 20:30Speaker 1: All right. Sorry, you go ahead.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Coming to the Patreon exclusive, we're going to really break
- 20:35Speaker 4: down Magenta.
- 20:36Speaker 1: What are colors? We're going to assign every player a color. Ooh,
- 20:41Speaker 1: like an aura. Like what color do they embody? Yeah.
- 20:46Speaker 1: Or we could just assign them a Power Ranger. Sure.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Who's the Red Ranger?
- 20:52Speaker 4: Ori.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Ori's the Red Ranger. You think so? We're not going
- 20:54Speaker 1: to talk about it here. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right.
- 20:56Speaker 1: We don't want to give away the good stuff for free.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Yellow and purple get taken to their camps. And unlike
- 21:01Speaker 1: the original Power Rangers, it's going to have nothing to
- 21:03Speaker 1: do with race. We're not going to assign that. Right, right.
- 21:07Speaker 1: And I think that we've evolved. Yeah, as people.
- 21:13Speaker 4: So yellow and purple get taken to their camps via
- 21:16Speaker 4: a boat. That just leaves the Dina tribe standing around.
- 21:18Speaker 4: This is when Jeff informs them. They're already at their
- 21:21Speaker 4: new home. And Eric says, that's what's up.
- 21:24Speaker 1: That's what's up.
- 21:25Speaker 4: And then Jeff says, you get a pot and a machete,
- 21:27Speaker 4: and that's it. And Eric says, it's all you need.
- 21:30Speaker 3: Especially when you have Fisherman Eric on your tribe. My
- 21:33Speaker 3: uncle's girlfriend is named Dina.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
- 21:37Speaker 3: I met her at Christmas last year.
- 21:39Speaker 1: How'd it go? She's a nice lady. Yeah. Big fan?
- 21:43Speaker 1: She's magenta.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Really?
- 21:46Speaker 1: That's the vibe?
- 21:48Speaker 3: Because the Dina tribe is a magenta tribe. Why are
- 21:52Speaker 3: you shaking your head? I'm going to shoot myself.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Why? After shooting Jonathan. What's wrong? What's the matter? What's
- 21:58Speaker 1: going on? Nothing. Why are you going to shoot yourself?
- 22:02Speaker 4: Because of magenta.
- 22:04Speaker 3: What?
- 22:04Speaker 1: Are you excited to see her again?
- 22:06Speaker 3: Dina?
- 22:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:07Speaker 3: I could tell you that. She's still in the picture?
- 22:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I think. Okay.
- 22:14Speaker 3: They're on again, off again.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Sure.
- 22:16Speaker 3: That's Dina for you, though. I think we need to
- 22:18Speaker 3: move on before Petey blows a gas.
- 22:21Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm interested in Chase's life. Sorry we're
- 22:24Speaker 1: trying to talk a little bit. You bring up somebody
- 22:27Speaker 1: and you just say, she's magenta.
- 22:29Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was a callback to the Dina tribe
- 22:31Speaker 3: being a magenta color buff. It's called really good comedy.
- 22:35Speaker 3: And I'm kind of upset with you now that you
- 22:37Speaker 3: just thought that it wasn't a good joke.
- 22:40Speaker 1: It was a great joke. Enlightened Chase. See, what got
- 22:46Speaker 1: me was Petey didn't say anything. He just shook his
- 22:48Speaker 1: head slowly. So we got a Carter confessional. Yeah.
- 22:56Speaker 4: Maybe the first one ever where.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Christian. Christian. I did it in my notes.
- 23:01Speaker 5: Man.
- 23:02Speaker 1: You suck at your job.
- 23:04Speaker 4: It's just these two guys for some reason.
- 23:06Speaker 1: They're nothing alike.
- 23:07Speaker 4: They're so alike. They sound and look exactly the same.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Carter is Carter. Christian is Christian. Oh, Christian is a person,
- 23:17Speaker 1: also a religion. But this Christian's probably Mormon. Right, because
- 23:21Speaker 1: he's from Utah. Salt Lake City.
- 23:22Speaker 3: Another good way of remembering him is Carter is the
- 23:25Speaker 3: one that's actually in the show. And Christian is not
- 23:29Speaker 3: even in the show.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Yeah, but we get a Christian confessional. Maybe the first
- 23:34Speaker 4: one ever. That makes more sense now.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Christian is speaking.
- 23:37Speaker 4: Christian says.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That's more Catholicism, but like same general. Sure.
- 23:43Speaker 1: That's a confessional.
- 23:44Speaker 4: So Christian says, oh, my God.
- 23:48Speaker 1: What are you?
- 23:48Speaker 3: Sorry. No, I was just trying to interrupt you some more.
- 23:51Speaker 1: God damn it. Is it still on? That was you.
- 23:55Speaker 1: That was me? I put my shit on silent.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Whoa.
- 24:01Speaker 3: You guys are the most unprofessional.
- 24:03Speaker 1: What's annoying is, like, it's off on my phone. Yeah,
- 24:07Speaker 1: it's not your fault, Brian. It's not your fault. But
- 24:09Speaker 1: I have my computer set up to do the thing.
- 24:12Speaker 3: Of course, it's not your fault at all. It's PD's fault, bro.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Dude, you're magenta, brother. Just like Dina.
- 24:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Dina.
- 24:19Speaker 1: You know who else is magenta? Christian. Yeah. What a segue.
- 24:24Speaker 1: What a segue. God, I'm good.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Christian says, oh, my God.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I have to. I shouldn't do that voice. No, no, no.
- 24:34Speaker 1: You can because he's not gay. He's not gay. It's
- 24:37Speaker 1: not offensive.
- 24:37Speaker 3: You're doing a Mormon impression.
- 24:39Speaker 4: Christian says, oh, my God. I have to start all
- 24:42Speaker 4: over on a new beach with new people.
- 24:45Speaker 1: It's going to suck. But I have the majority.
- 24:48Speaker 4: And he says that because he's got Linnea and Ori
- 24:50Speaker 4: and Sharonda and It's a good tribe. You know, you
- 24:53Speaker 4: got Lewis and Kilby, the outsiders. And then the Dina tribe,
- 24:57Speaker 4: they're getting to know each other. Kilby's going off on
- 24:59Speaker 4: his former tribe. He tells them about how Devin told him, here,
- 25:03Speaker 4: I'm going to teach you how to be social. To
- 25:06Speaker 4: which Eric says, ew, that's so condescending, dude.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Eric started almost crying for Kilby, how Kilby's been treated.
- 25:15Speaker 3: To which I say, what a beautiful soul Eric has.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Sweet, tender heart.
- 25:19Speaker 3: He cared that much about a stranger that he felt
- 25:22Speaker 3: the need to go to tears to it.
- 25:23Speaker 1: It might be because he's in love with her. Let's
- 25:26Speaker 1: get to that.
- 25:27Speaker 4: So ever since the game has started, Eric has wanted
- 25:31Speaker 4: to work with Kilby, he says. Eric is walking with Kilby,
- 25:36Speaker 4: and he says, I love your vibe. I came here
- 25:38Speaker 4: trying to find a buddy. Will you be my buddy?
- 25:40Speaker 4: And Kilby's down to be his buddy. Eric, he's filled
- 25:43Speaker 4: with rage over the Toca tribe being so mean to
- 25:46Speaker 4: his sweet Canadian prince, Kilby.
- 25:49Speaker 1: Do you want to build a snowman?
- 25:52Speaker 4: The way that Eric was looking at Kilby.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, love in his eyes. Find somebody.
- 25:59Speaker 4: True love. I haven't seen that kind of chemistry between
- 26:02Speaker 4: Jelly and Ori.
- 26:03Speaker 1: No.
- 26:03Speaker 3: That's true. No, definitely there's a spark between Kilby and Eric.
- 26:08Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's more.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Eric on Eric's side.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Right.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Well, when Eric found out that Kilby did like theater.
- 26:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Oh, Eric was like, I was disappointed when you get
- 26:17Speaker 1: another improv.
- 26:18Speaker 3: It was the perfect moment for him to be like,
- 26:20Speaker 3: cause Kilby says that he does improv all over Canada.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:23Speaker 3: And that was the perfect moment for Eric to be like, dude,
- 26:25Speaker 3: someone give us a suggestion right now.
- 26:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Unfortunately he did it with Rob, Rob, which, you know,
- 26:32Speaker 1: just that he'd tried. He's a better improv partner than Rob.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Of course.
- 26:35Speaker 3: Rob tried his best though. He got thrown on, on
- 26:37Speaker 3: the spot. He's never probably done improv before.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Sure.
- 26:41Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is that this moment with Kilby
- 26:44Speaker 4: and Eric was before he had the improv realization. Yeah.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Dang, so he just knew right away that they were
- 26:51Speaker 1: in love. He was just really into Kilby. Oh, man.
- 26:54Speaker 3: The big bad booty daddy.
- 26:56Speaker 4: So let's check in on the people who are being
- 26:58Speaker 4: so mean to big bad booty daddy Kilby. The Toca tribe.
- 27:03Speaker 4: It's all old Toca and Kristen. She says her position
- 27:06Speaker 4: isn't terrifying. It's terrifying adjacent. But she's a crisis manager.
- 27:11Speaker 4: She's got this. She wants to understand the group and
- 27:14Speaker 4: try to provide something. So she starts pointing out plants
- 27:17Speaker 4: to eat and stuff that they can use as medicine.
- 27:20Speaker 4: And Brady's mind is completely blown after he takes a
- 27:24Speaker 4: bite of what she pointed out.
- 27:25Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm getting banana. Anybody else getting banana?
- 27:30Speaker 3: They fall in love with her so quickly. It was
- 27:33Speaker 3: like Eric with Kilby. They all love her right away.
- 27:35Speaker 3: She should be the obvious bottom of the totem pole,
- 27:38Speaker 3: but she starts giving them new food. She starts raising morale.
- 27:42Speaker 3: I mean, at the challenge later, when Jeff is talking
- 27:45Speaker 3: to all the players, everybody's.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Like, we love Kristen. We love Kristen.
- 27:49Speaker 3: Can I say something? Kristen is so likable. Everyone loves her.
- 27:53Speaker 3: She's playing on a broken foot. She's so good at
- 27:56Speaker 3: the game. If she wins the season, I think it's
- 27:59Speaker 3: going to be kind of a boring win. Because it's
- 28:01Speaker 3: so obvious how great she is.
- 28:03Speaker 1: She's awesome. She's awesome.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Can she do it with a broken freaking ankle?
- 28:06Speaker 1: Yeah, she can. That's what the thing is. I would
- 28:09Speaker 1: not be shocked at all.
- 28:11Speaker 4: If they hadn't told us about the ankle thing, we
- 28:13Speaker 4: wouldn't know.
- 28:13Speaker 1: That's true. That's so true.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Because she never acts like she's in pain.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Yeah, she's fine. Because she's awesome.
- 28:19Speaker 3: She hasn't sat out of a single challenge.
- 28:21Speaker 1: She is the Rob antithesis. The Wario. Yeah. Would you guys,
- 28:30Speaker 1: if you were on an island. Probably, yeah. Okay. And
- 28:34Speaker 1: someone comes up to you and is like, hey. This
- 28:38Speaker 1: is good to eat. Yeah. Would you eat it? I
- 28:41Speaker 1: know it. Trust me.
- 28:42Speaker 4: If Kristen said it, yeah.
- 28:44Speaker 1: I just, like, I want to, like, I feel like
- 28:47Speaker 1: I'm a pretty trusting person.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Okay.
- 28:49Speaker 1: But I also have a deep fear of the tummy troubles. Mm-hmm.
- 28:54Speaker 1: And I also don't want to die. Here's what I
- 28:57Speaker 1: would do. So even, like, she's not from the island.
- 29:01Speaker 1: She's not from Fiji? She's not a native.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Right.
- 29:03Speaker 1: So, like, you can do all the research that you
- 29:05Speaker 1: want to. And I'm sure production gave her the thumbs up. Like,
- 29:09Speaker 1: they're not going to let someone eat something that's going
- 29:11Speaker 1: to kill them. But I just feel like, you sure
- 29:15Speaker 1: about that? How positive are you that the picture that
- 29:19Speaker 1: you saw on your computer screen of this fruit is
- 29:23Speaker 1: the same?
- 29:23Speaker 3: Here's what I would do. I would go get that
- 29:25Speaker 3: white binder.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Yes.
- 29:26Speaker 1: And I would just see if it was in the
- 29:27Speaker 1: white binder. Now that we know about the white binder.
- 29:32Speaker 3: And there's like a picture of Jake Latimer in the
- 29:34Speaker 3: binder now. And they're like, this is what will happen
- 29:36Speaker 3: if you... So I was.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Looking at the binder. What the?
- 29:41Speaker 4: You know, she might have gotten the thumbs up from production,
- 29:43Speaker 4: but she didn't get it from Brady.
- 29:45Speaker 3: Oh.
- 29:46Speaker 4: Because his thumb is magenta. Hey. Kristen notices that there
- 29:52Speaker 4: are some cracks in the group, though. So she's trying
- 29:55Speaker 4: to exploit that.
- 29:55Speaker 1: But Carter.
- 29:57Speaker 4: Carter sees right through it.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Yeah. He's not buying it for a second. His voice.
- 30:01Speaker 3: It's Southern and Midwestern at the same time.
- 30:03Speaker 1: It's fascinating. He's a perfect boy. He really is. I
- 30:06Speaker 1: love him so much.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Not to be confused with Christian.
- 30:08Speaker 2: No.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Yeah. Different. Different person.
- 30:11Speaker 4: Now back to Purple. Alexis, she's throwing some shade on Devin.
- 30:16Speaker 4: She's telling Jenna that the mutiny, like during that whole thing,
- 30:19Speaker 4: that Devin was throwing her name out there to everybody,
- 30:22Speaker 4: which is probably true. But Jenna, she wants to get
- 30:24Speaker 4: on the same page with Devin, and she wants to
- 30:27Speaker 4: just be one big happy family. And then we get
- 30:30Speaker 4: Devin saying that he doesn't like Alexis causing drama. But
- 30:33Speaker 4: he does not trust Jenna. He says it's because of.
- 30:35Speaker 1: Not a fact, baby.
- 30:36Speaker 4: He's tired of the toxicity from Jenna. That lying wedding photographer.
- 30:42Speaker 1: I will say that line from Alexis to Jenna that
- 30:45Speaker 1: he was talking about you at least helps. Because remember
- 30:49Speaker 1: last week, he didn't mention her at all. How has
- 30:51Speaker 1: he just forgotten? So I guess he was possibly talking
- 30:54Speaker 1: about her and Kilby, but they only used Kilby in
- 30:58Speaker 1: the edit.
- 30:58Speaker 3: The way that she says it, though, is she goes,
- 31:00Speaker 3: they do not like you.
- 31:02Speaker 1: And I was like, dang.
- 31:03Speaker 4: It's a lot of up speak with Alexis.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
- 31:07Speaker 4: I think Alexis follows us on Instagram.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Shout out.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Shout out. Jenna doesn't, that liar. I'm glad you stayed, Alexis.
- 31:16Speaker 4: Devin says that Jenna and Alexis are the bread and
- 31:19Speaker 4: he's the peanut butter and he's got his girl Jelly
- 31:22Speaker 4: in there right in the middle.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Come on, that was great.
- 31:25Speaker 4: You got to admit it.
- 31:26Speaker 1: It was good. I love it.
- 31:27Speaker 3: I don't know if it was as good as my
- 31:28Speaker 3: smucker sucker.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Magenta.
- 31:32Speaker 4: On the Toka Tribe, we've got Mike Antonoff.
- 31:35Speaker 1: So it does seem like now, Pete, now you've gone
- 31:38Speaker 1: from jumping in on the joke to it really is
- 31:40Speaker 1: coming across as mocking now. No. It is. When you
- 31:44Speaker 1: say it now, it feels mocking. It wasn't mocking.
- 31:48Speaker 4: He's like, I was late to the party, and now
- 31:50Speaker 4: I'm joining in.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Yeah, let's huddle.
- 31:51Speaker 3: Can we have a team huddle here? It's like, dude,
- 31:53Speaker 3: we've only done 30 minutes. So when me and Bran
- 31:56Speaker 3: are trying to do some really awesome comedy, and you're
- 31:58Speaker 3: cutting us off to talk about the episode, you kind
- 32:00Speaker 3: of give us some opportunity here.
- 32:02Speaker 4: You're right. I need to let space for great stuff
- 32:05Speaker 4: like magenta to breathe. You don't have to like it,
- 32:07Speaker 4: but you aren't allowed to mock it.
- 32:09Speaker 3: You might not like the whole magenta thing, but I
- 32:12Speaker 3: guarantee you next week we'll be getting comments on Instagram
- 32:14Speaker 3: being like, magenta. Yeah, they're going to feel pretty silly.
- 32:16Speaker 3: You're going to be like, man, that's a great bit.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Well, that's fine. All right, huddle over, huddle over.
- 32:22Speaker 4: On the Toka tribe, we've got Mike and Tanan.
- 32:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:26Speaker 4: Mike tells Tanan that Tanan is the kind of person
- 32:29Speaker 4: Mike would like to hang out.
- 32:30Speaker 1: With back home. Tanan, we are on Survivor. I don't know.
- 32:37Speaker 1: We'll save it for when she gets voted off. Let's
- 32:40Speaker 1: huddle up, let's huddle up. Write that down.
- 32:45Speaker 4: Is this how y'all felt with the sound drops? Yeah.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 32:48Speaker 4: Is it like giving me a taste of my own medicine?
- 32:49Speaker 1: I guess so. I mean, I'm genuinely trying my best.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Mike tells Tanan that Tanan's the kind of person Mike
- 32:56Speaker 4: would like to hang out with back home. And then
- 32:58Speaker 4: we cut to Tanan and Maggie. And Tanan says that
- 33:01Speaker 4: Mike is so bogus. She calls him a coattail rider.
- 33:05Speaker 4: And Maggie doesn't like Mike either.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Wow. Dang. Poor Mike. I don't feel like he's done anything.
- 33:12Speaker 4: He got blindsided. He's on the bottom, and.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Then they just.
- 33:17Speaker 3: Maybe she works for the Boston Red Sox, and she
- 33:18Speaker 3: can just feel competition there.
- 33:20Speaker 1: She can feel it, yeah. Hates them. It's fair.
- 33:23Speaker 4: But we've got a power alliance brewing. Carter and Tanan.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Power alliance.
- 33:27Speaker 4: Power alliance between Carter and Tanan.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Activate.
- 33:32Speaker 4: Carter says, if I can be her number one, she's
- 33:35Speaker 4: the best number one you could ask for. And Tanan,
- 33:37Speaker 4: she's into it, so... She says, we're playing this game together.
- 33:41Speaker 4: And Carter says, I'm taking this to the grave. Carter
- 33:45Speaker 4: is going to his grave being in.
- 33:48Speaker 1: An alliance with Timon. You know what I'm taking to
- 33:49Speaker 1: my grave? Magenta? No. What are you taking to your grave? Pringles? Pringles.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Because your boy signed up to.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Be Baron of Pringles K & S last night.
- 34:02Speaker 1: You're welcome, Brim. Thank you. There's a whole thing. Don't
- 34:06Speaker 1: tell him. I want to win. If you told them
- 34:08Speaker 1: they might sign up. Leave it ambiguous. It doesn't make
- 34:12Speaker 1: any sense.
- 34:13Speaker 3: I used to do this thing when I worked at
- 34:14Speaker 3: Walmart as a cashier. You know, they had those things like, hey,
- 34:16Speaker 3: if you sign up for this thing, you could potentially
- 34:19Speaker 3: win a bunch of money. What I would do, because
- 34:21Speaker 3: you would get a bonus if you got the most signups,
- 34:24Speaker 3: every person that went through my line, I would be like, dude,
- 34:27Speaker 3: no one ever signs up for this. If you sign up,
- 34:30Speaker 3: your odds are actually really good.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 34:33Speaker 3: And so people would sign up because I would tell them, like,
- 34:35Speaker 3: no one else has signed up.
- 34:36Speaker 1: So you'd lie to them. Yeah, I would just lie.
- 34:38Speaker 1: That's awesome. And I would win the bonus. Yeah.
- 34:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Really cool. So you're kind of like Johnny Fairplay. A
- 34:43Speaker 1: little bit, yeah.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Yeah, Chase is a carny. Now let's go back to Savu.
- 34:48Speaker 4: Jelly and Ori, they're doing some role-playing, meeting at a
- 34:50Speaker 4: coffee shop, and then we get a confessional with Ori.
- 34:53Speaker 1: He says, I love love. I'm a lover boy.
- 34:55Speaker 4: He wants a relationship outside of the game, but he's
- 34:58Speaker 4: focused on Survivor right now. So, Chase, do you think
- 35:00Speaker 4: it's going to end happily ever after for Jelly and Ori?
- 35:03Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think we saw his date
- 35:05Speaker 3: when we.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Went to that watch party.
- 35:06Speaker 3: I never saw anybody with Ori. Well, that's just because
- 35:08Speaker 3: you were too intoxicated to pay attention.
- 35:11Speaker 1: I saw Ori.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Right.
- 35:13Speaker 1: It could have been his sister. It could have been
- 35:16Speaker 1: his mom.
- 35:16Speaker 3: No, it felt more like a friendly early date. Second date,
- 35:21Speaker 3: third date maybe.
- 35:22Speaker 4: They've been telling me that he was on a date,
- 35:23Speaker 4: but I vaguely remember a woman in a blue dress,
- 35:26Speaker 4: but I don't know if that was his date. I
- 35:28Speaker 4: don't know what was real.
- 35:30Speaker 1: What is real?
- 35:31Speaker 4: But Devin wants to play matchmaker. He found a heart
- 35:34Speaker 4: rock and he gave it to Jelly, wanting her to
- 35:37Speaker 4: give it to Ori.
- 35:37Speaker 1: Can we talk about this? That was weird, right?
- 35:40Speaker 3: He's like, I want to play matchmaker with someone that's
- 35:43Speaker 3: obviously already interested in each other.
- 35:46Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with you, man. Yeah.
- 35:49Speaker 4: And then Jelly said it felt more like a parent.
- 35:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:52Speaker 1: It'd be like walking by in a park, seeing two
- 35:55Speaker 1: people make out, and then stopping and being like, you
- 35:57Speaker 1: guys should be together. I think they're already working on it, brother. Yeah,
- 36:01Speaker 1: they did the whole coffee.
- 36:03Speaker 3: Shop thing where Ori had to try to act like
- 36:05Speaker 3: he was just walking up to her.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I didn't even feel like we should be watching that.
- 36:08Speaker 1: It felt like a very personal moment between the two
- 36:12Speaker 1: of them.
- 36:12Speaker 3: And you could tell that Ori was being sincere.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Because Jelly was playing hard to get, too. Jelly was like, oh,
- 36:18Speaker 3: now I feel like I'm in an interview.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:20Speaker 3: And Ori's like, no, you've got to let me get
- 36:22Speaker 3: to it. You know, I've got to introduce myself.
- 36:23Speaker 1: I've got to get.
- 36:25Speaker 3: It was a very strange dynamic.
- 36:26Speaker 1: Dirty Chai. Dirty Chai.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Jelly, this is where she said, there might not be
- 36:31Speaker 4: a spark, but there's not nothing.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Okay.
- 36:34Speaker 2: All right.
- 36:36Speaker 4: Now we're back to Dina. This is where Eric, he
- 36:38Speaker 4: has the little song for us that we played in
- 36:40Speaker 4: the intro. Yeah. And then Eric tells us he does
- 36:42Speaker 4: musicals for fun. He's a theater guy. And then we
- 36:44Speaker 4: learned Kilby does improv in random bars across Canada and
- 36:48Speaker 4: describes himself as an artsy guy. And when he said this,
- 36:51Speaker 4: you could see the hearts in Eric's eyes. The hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
- 36:55Speaker 4: Eric fell in love with Kilby in this moment. If
- 36:57Speaker 4: he hadn't earlier, he's really in love with him now.
- 36:59Speaker 4: So he said meeting Kilby was a dream come true.
- 37:03Speaker 4: And after this happened, I... I asked everybody last night
- 37:06Speaker 4: if Kilby and Eric were going to have sex because
- 37:08Speaker 4: it just felt like it a little bit. It felt
- 37:11Speaker 4: like where it was going.
- 37:12Speaker 1: What I think is really great about Kilby as a
- 37:16Speaker 1: performer and an actor is playing sad comes so naturally
- 37:20Speaker 1: to him because he has a resting cry face. And
- 37:24Speaker 1: I think that's one of the hardest moments to actually...
- 37:27Speaker 1: be sincere in as an actor. And he's already there.
- 37:31Speaker 1: He's there permanently. The big bad booty dad. Can he
- 37:34Speaker 1: play happy? I don't know. I think so.
- 37:37Speaker 3: I like when we see him talking to his tribe mates,
- 37:40Speaker 3: and then they cut to a confessional with him, and
- 37:42Speaker 3: it's a very different personality, where he's more an aggressive
- 37:46Speaker 3: game player, and he's not afraid to call people out
- 37:50Speaker 3: in the confessional. I think that he, genuinely, I was joking,
- 37:53Speaker 3: being like, I'm becoming a big fan of the Big
- 37:55Speaker 3: Bad Booty Daddy.
- 37:56Speaker 2: I am.
- 37:57Speaker 1: I do think that he is getting a bit of
- 37:58Speaker 1: an Andy.
- 38:00Speaker 3: edit where you know he was kind of seen as
- 38:02Speaker 3: a goofball in the first couple episodes but i think
- 38:04Speaker 3: as we get through if he keeps surviving week after
- 38:06Speaker 3: week we're gonna see his strategy come to play he
- 38:09Speaker 3: could make it to the final six.
- 38:10Speaker 4: Come up with his own little operation yeah i mean
- 38:12Speaker 4: he's got somebody who would die for him yeah yes
- 38:15Speaker 4: honestly i believe it but after i asked if they
- 38:18Speaker 4: were gonna do it uh that's when kilby or not
- 38:21Speaker 4: kilby it's when eric proposed the name the lover boys yeah.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Oh yeah for them Can I pitch my dream Final
- 38:28Speaker 3: Four of this season?
- 38:29Speaker 1: Go ahead.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Loverboys, Kilby and Eric, Tanan and Carter.
- 38:34Speaker 5: Whoa.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Final Four. What if you swap Carter with Devin? No,
- 38:39Speaker 1: I don't want Devin in the game. I want Devin
- 38:40Speaker 1: in the Final Four.
- 38:41Speaker 3: Well, you want Devin in the game because he's your player.
- 38:43Speaker 1: He's so entertaining, though.
- 38:45Speaker 4: Is he?
- 38:45Speaker 3: I'm being way more entertained by Brady. What did Devin
- 38:49Speaker 3: even do in this episode other than that weird matchmaker thing?
- 38:51Speaker 1: I think Carter's more entertaining than Devin.
- 38:53Speaker 3: Carter's more entertaining than Devin. Brady's more entertaining than Devin.
- 38:59Speaker 3: Kilby and Eric are way more entertaining than Devin.
- 39:00Speaker 4: I'm not working myself into a shoot on this. Devin's
- 39:03Speaker 4: the best.
- 39:03Speaker 1: You're still going to find Devin entertaining in 10 weeks?
- 39:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:07Speaker 1: When he wins?
- 39:08Speaker 3: I was ready for him to go home this week.
- 39:10Speaker 3: He ran his course. It's a little decline for me.
- 39:14Speaker 3: I loved him at first, and it's like I'm getting
- 39:16Speaker 3: a little less and less. It's because he got your
- 39:18Speaker 3: liar girl out. That's where this is coming from. I
- 39:20Speaker 3: didn't care about my liar girl. Wait, so now are
- 39:22Speaker 3: you saying that Devin's the reason that Jenna went home
- 39:24Speaker 3: this week?
- 39:25Speaker 1: Yeah. It's one player. It was actually Tanon. No, man,
- 39:28Speaker 1: it was Tanon, dude. Tanon, she voiced it first. It
- 39:30Speaker 1: was Tanon, dude. Y'all trying to gaslight me again?
- 39:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:35Speaker 1: Magenta. So Eric... What's up with this energy, PD? What's
- 39:43Speaker 1: going on? Nothing. I let you do your little riff.
- 39:46Speaker 4: You're coming across like you don't like us. I do
- 39:50Speaker 4: like you guys.
- 39:51Speaker 3: And you're coming across patronizing.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Oh, am I? I let you do your little bit. No, you.
- 39:55Speaker 4: See, you asking me, this is.
- 39:58Speaker 4: I know what you're doing.
- 39:59Speaker 1: What am I doing? You're doing the gaslighting that I
- 40:01Speaker 1: do to other people when you're doing it to me.
- 40:03Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 40:03Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I'm being gaslit. No, you're not.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Dude, you're crazy. Because... Dude, subtle.
- 40:13Speaker 4: You are such a Capricorn. I'm a Leo. You're such
- 40:18Speaker 4: a Leo.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I'm a Leo. Gosh.
- 40:20Speaker 3: I'm getting told by the fact that I'm a Leo.
- 40:24Speaker 4: Leos always do this. Eric says, I'm gushing. We have
- 40:28Speaker 4: a million things in common. Then he hugs Kilby and
- 40:31Speaker 4: he sings, it's a bro hug.
- 40:35Speaker 3: Can we do a bro hug after this? You seem
- 40:36Speaker 3: upset with me.
- 40:39Speaker 4: Stop being such a little baby about it. Linnea and
- 40:42Speaker 4: Sharonda are clocking the Loverboys.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Yeah. Are we in the challenge yet? Dude, that's what
- 40:48Speaker 1: I'm saying.
- 40:48Speaker 4: Can we talk about how we got like 45 straight
- 40:50Speaker 4: minutes before the challenge? We're about to get there. This
- 40:54Speaker 4: is the last thing. Linnea and Sharonda are clocking the Loverboys.
- 40:57Speaker 4: They're clocking it. And then Eric tells Sharonda, hey, look,
- 41:01Speaker 4: me and Kilby have our things in common, but we're
- 41:03Speaker 4: still strong.
- 41:04Speaker 1: So now it's challenge time with Chase.
- 41:07Speaker 3: Oh, you said last night that you were going to
- 41:08Speaker 3: do the challenge.
- 41:09Speaker 1: No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
- 41:10Speaker 3: You looked at me in the face and you said,
- 41:11Speaker 3: I'm going to do the challenge tomorrow.
- 41:12Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about doing anything.
- 41:13Speaker 2: Nope.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Never happened.
- 41:15Speaker 3: Well, I didn't prepare anything.
- 41:19Speaker 1: I'm done being gaslit. I'm not falling for that.
- 41:24Speaker 3: The challenge for this week, not as fun as the
- 41:27Speaker 3: other challenges we've seen. You got to use a bucket
- 41:29Speaker 3: to get water from the ocean and then pass it
- 41:31Speaker 3: from one player to another to a container. And then
- 41:34Speaker 3: once the container is filled, it will release a ball.
- 41:36Speaker 3: What I will say is I do like the challenge.
- 41:39Speaker 3: It's just, it's one of those things where it doesn't
- 41:43Speaker 3: make for super entertaining TV when we're just watching them
- 41:45Speaker 3: all do the same thing over and over, which is
- 41:47Speaker 3: just like throwing the buckets.
- 41:49Speaker 1: But this challenge does tell. Unless Colby's there and he's
- 41:51Speaker 1: yelling at his brother. Then it's very entertaining. Then it's
- 41:53Speaker 1: very entertaining.
- 41:54Speaker 3: But here's what I'll say. This challenge told a story.
- 41:58Speaker 3: The two tribe members will have to take the ball
- 42:00Speaker 3: that is released after you fill up the container. And
- 42:03Speaker 3: you have to put it through a spinning maze. And
- 42:05Speaker 3: they're playing for coffee in a tea station and immunity,
- 42:08Speaker 3: of course. And even though it's just water splashing back
- 42:11Speaker 3: and forth, check out this story that happens. It takes
- 42:14Speaker 3: them all a little bit to figure out how to
- 42:15Speaker 3: throw the bucket that's filled with water.
- 42:17Speaker 1: But Carter, for.
- 42:18Speaker 3: His team, takes a minute to show Maggie all the
- 42:22Speaker 3: way at the end how the bucket throw should be.
- 42:24Speaker 3: And it's good communication from Team Yellow. Maggie then uses
- 42:29Speaker 3: that information that she just learned from Carter and becomes
- 42:31Speaker 3: the anchor of this challenge for her tribe.
- 42:35Speaker 1: She starts.
- 42:36Speaker 3: nailing it dude carter even yells at her after she
- 42:39Speaker 3: does it the first time and he goes that's how
- 42:41Speaker 3: you do it and then he realized that he just
- 42:44Speaker 3: said jeff's catchphrase and then he follows it.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Up with on survivor.
- 42:49Speaker 3: So because of Maggie and Carter, and Brady, of course,
- 42:52Speaker 3: Yellow has a huge lead, but Magenta Tribe starts trying
- 42:57Speaker 3: to figure it out, and they start getting their motion.
- 42:59Speaker 3: They actually get to the puzzle first, even though Yellow
- 43:03Speaker 3: had a lead.
- 43:03Speaker 4: They got some motion in the ocean.
- 43:05Speaker 3: Yeah, they had some motions in the oceans. Purple is
- 43:08Speaker 3: way behind. Maggie and Kristen are doing the spinning maze
- 43:13Speaker 3: for Yellow, meaning Maggie not only was the anchor for
- 43:17Speaker 3: the water part, but she is also taking care of
- 43:20Speaker 3: the puzzle with Kristen.
- 43:21Speaker 1: How about that? They're doing the spinning maze for Yellow.
- 43:24Speaker 3: Eric, who sat out for his tribe, is on the
- 43:27Speaker 3: bench right beside Yellow. And he goes, Maggie's right beside me.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Hey, Maggie!
- 43:34Speaker 3: To which Brady points at him immediately. He barely got, hey, Maggie,
- 43:39Speaker 3: out of his mouth before Brady goes, hey, stop talking!
- 43:42Speaker 1: Why did he say that? I don't know. Why did
- 43:46Speaker 1: he think it was a good time? I didn't even
- 43:49Speaker 1: realize that that's what he said. Why did he go
- 43:51Speaker 1: full Jonathan Young? He just, hey, Maggie. Maggie's right behind me. Hey, Maggie.
- 43:58Speaker 1: He goes, hey, stop talking. And Eric immediately goes, I understand.
- 44:05Speaker 3: And then, I don't know if you guys caught this,
- 44:06Speaker 3: because I didn't see it the first time, but when
- 44:08Speaker 3: I watched it back, Mike high-fives Brady for yelling at Eric.
- 44:13Speaker 1: I didn't catch that. Why did he do that?
- 44:18Speaker 3: I think Eric, I mean, when he was singing about chicken,
- 44:21Speaker 3: or he's singing about a bro hug, I think he's
- 44:24Speaker 3: just one of.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Those people that has to say what is happening to
- 44:27Speaker 1: him in the moment. Yeah. I see Maggie. Hey, Maggie.
- 44:31Speaker 5: Maggie.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Hey, stop talking! I understand!
- 44:39Speaker 4: That's somebody who's been told that a lot in their life.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Alright, I get it.
- 44:45Speaker 3: Linnea and Christian are doing the puzzle for Magenta. It's
- 44:49Speaker 3: a tight race between Yellow and Magenta. Linnea, who hasn't
- 44:53Speaker 3: been getting a lot of screen time in camp, I feel.
- 44:57Speaker 3: Every challenge, though... She is like in it, man.
- 45:01Speaker 1: She is like a challenge beast.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Even if her team doesn't always win the challenge, she
- 45:05Speaker 3: is always working her ass off in these challenges. But
- 45:09Speaker 3: she does a really good job. She's crushing Magenta. Purple
- 45:13Speaker 3: finally filled their bucket. It took them forever. They joined
- 45:16Speaker 3: the maze, but it doesn't even matter. Magenta finishes first,
- 45:19Speaker 3: thanks to Linnea and Christian. Christian, also a challenge beast.
- 45:22Speaker 3: He has crushed every puzzle so far this season. And
- 45:25Speaker 3: then Yellow followed shortly thereafter. And then Yellow, when they
- 45:30Speaker 3: complete the challenge, they do something that I think Bran
- 45:33Speaker 3: really wants to talk about.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Bran? I'm not going to crash out. You should. You
- 45:38Speaker 1: did last night. I know. I got that out of
- 45:40Speaker 1: my system. Okay. So the.
- 45:45Speaker 1: The puzzle thing, whatever, the maze.
- 45:48Speaker 3: The spinning maze.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Is in such a way to where the ball... Starts
- 45:54Speaker 1: at the top. Starts at the top. And you have
- 45:56Speaker 1: to go like this, move it a little bit, and
- 45:59Speaker 1: then it drops down to where it needs to be,
- 46:01Speaker 1: and then you spin it all the way so that
- 46:04Speaker 1: the ball pops out at the bottom.
- 46:07Speaker 2: Yes.
- 46:08Speaker 1: And the first tribe that got it, which is....
- 46:15Speaker 3: Toca.
- 46:15Speaker 1: Toca. There you go. They get to the point and
- 46:20Speaker 1: they say, okay, hold on, slow down. Yeah. They slow
- 46:23Speaker 1: down so the ball gets to the bottom and drops
- 46:25Speaker 1: into the basket.
- 46:27Speaker 3: Of water.
- 46:27Speaker 4: Of water.
- 46:28Speaker 3: A bucket of water.
- 46:28Speaker 1: That is below the area that the ball exits. Yes.
- 46:32Speaker 4: Okay?
- 46:33Speaker 1: The other tribe does not slow down. And the ball
- 46:38Speaker 1: comes flying out from the bottom and does not land there.
- 46:43Speaker 1: In the buckets. Of water. And Jeff goes, you still
- 46:49Speaker 1: did it, though. Yeah. That's the game.
- 46:51Speaker 3: You could see it was almost like I wouldn't be
- 46:53Speaker 3: shocked because I've spent a lot of time thinking about
- 46:55Speaker 3: this after you crashed out last night. There's Jeff is hesitant,
- 46:58Speaker 3: but then he very quickly just goes, but it still counts.
- 47:01Speaker 2: Yes.
- 47:02Speaker 3: And I almost wonder if in the edit they had
- 47:05Speaker 3: to check with the producers because I think when they
- 47:07Speaker 3: tested the game, they didn't think that that would be
- 47:09Speaker 3: something that could happen. I wonder if they had to
- 47:12Speaker 3: check with the producers.
- 47:13Speaker 1: I don't know. What I know is that it shouldn't
- 47:16Speaker 1: have counted. Having a bucket underneath the exit implies that
- 47:26Speaker 1: you have to get it in the bucket. That's the goal.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Right?
- 47:29Speaker 1: That that is what you need to do in order
- 47:31Speaker 1: to win.
- 47:32Speaker 4: But Jeff told us the goal was just finishing the maze.
- 47:35Speaker 3: I think that that's what finishing the maze is. Finishing
- 47:40Speaker 3: the maze is the ball shooting out and going into
- 47:42Speaker 3: the bucket. It is like when I tell my kids
- 47:45Speaker 3: to throw something in the trash can, and they put
- 47:47Speaker 3: it on the area above where the trash can is.
- 47:50Speaker 3: And I say, that's not the trash can. That's not
- 47:53Speaker 3: what I told you to do.
- 47:54Speaker 1: I told you to put it into the trash can.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Right.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Do you crash out about that too? I freak out
- 47:59Speaker 1: on them. You can't. This is what I said last night.
- 48:03Speaker 1: It's like when they do the table maze where they're
- 48:05Speaker 1: moving and you got to get it into the circle.
- 48:07Speaker 1: It would be like if it wobbled out of the
- 48:09Speaker 1: circle and hit the end and they were like, still good.
- 48:13Speaker 3: You finished the maze part of it. So I see
- 48:16Speaker 3: where you're coming from. And I actually agree with you.
- 48:19Speaker 3: But I think what it boils down to is what
- 48:22Speaker 3: instructions Jeff gave them before the challenge started. If Jeff
- 48:27Speaker 3: explicitly said you had to get the ball into the water,
- 48:30Speaker 3: then I think that you're right and it shouldn't have counted.
- 48:33Speaker 1: But if he did not say that, then... But what
- 48:36Speaker 1: purpose does the bucket of water serve... I agree with that.
- 48:41Speaker 1: If not to be the ending of the maze.
- 48:43Speaker 3: I agree with you, but I think that they didn't
- 48:45Speaker 3: think it was even possible for it to not land
- 48:48Speaker 3: in that boat.
- 48:48Speaker 1: The dream team needs to do a better job.
- 48:50Speaker 4: If you listen to Jeff going over the challenge, he
- 48:53Speaker 4: never said, and then it has to kerplop.
- 48:55Speaker 1: Right.
- 48:55Speaker 3: He does not say kerplop.
- 48:57Speaker 6: There was no kerplopping necessary. I do think that there
- 49:00Speaker 6: is absolutely... I have a feeling legal would have had
- 49:06Speaker 6: a problem with this. If legal, legal should have spoken up.
- 49:10Speaker 6: It is purposely misleading.
- 49:12Speaker 4: So if you were there, you would have a clipboard.
- 49:14Speaker 4: You're like, actually, Jeff, I think that.
- 49:17Speaker 1: That might have happened. Yeah, I truly do think that.
- 49:20Speaker 3: They came to the conclusion that it doesn't matter that
- 49:22Speaker 3: it lies this is what i suspect i suspect that
- 49:25Speaker 3: the bucket of water was the goal i suspect it
- 49:29Speaker 3: didn't land into the bucket of water I suspect that
- 49:32Speaker 3: legal went back and watched the directions, watched the instructions
- 49:36Speaker 3: that Jeff gave, and they said, well, technically, you didn't
- 49:40Speaker 3: say you needed to kapunk.
- 49:41Speaker 1: Right, there's no kapunk. So technically, technically, legally speaking.
- 49:46Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 49:47Speaker 1: Yes, because everybody heard the same rules. We have to
- 49:49Speaker 1: play by the rules that you said, Jeff. Yes. Clearly...
- 49:53Speaker 1: It was supposed to end up in the bucket. The
- 49:55Speaker 1: bucket below the exit was the goal. Right, of course.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I agree with you. Absolutely. I agree with you. I
- 50:00Speaker 1: have zero doubts about it.
- 50:01Speaker 4: I mean, I could tell you how to fix this.
- 50:03Speaker 1: Magenta. Magenta. Magenta.
- 50:07Speaker 3: 100%.
- 50:07Speaker 1: Anyway, it's fine because ultimately... you know, I, I lost Jenna. Right.
- 50:14Speaker 1: But to me, there were other players on that tribe
- 50:18Speaker 1: that I would like Kristen perhaps is on the house.
- 50:21Speaker 1: And I would have been way sadder if Kristen went
- 50:24Speaker 1: home at this stage in the game, then someone who
- 50:27Speaker 1: might not even be a wedding photographer. Right. Definitely is not.
- 50:30Speaker 4: I think this is like when you were so upset
- 50:32Speaker 4: about what happened to Tiffany, it's just like.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Get over it, nerd.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Bran and his challenge rants.
- 50:41Speaker 3: I support you, Bran. I really don't know why PD's
- 50:42Speaker 3: treating you like this.
- 50:43Speaker 1: I just think that we gotta do a better job
- 50:47Speaker 1: of this. I agree.
- 50:48Speaker 4: We as a survivor society.
- 50:50Speaker 1: I don't even remember, what was I so upset about
- 50:52Speaker 1: about the Tiffany thing? She took a foot off one and.
- 50:56Speaker 4: Then did it because they took it away from her.
- 50:59Speaker 4: And then Jonathan won.
- 51:00Speaker 1: Why was he upset about that? Are you sure I
- 51:02Speaker 1: was mad? Because she clearly was. I think you were
- 51:04Speaker 1: just upset that it happened. I don't know if you
- 51:06Speaker 1: were upset about... Oh, no, no.
- 51:08Speaker 4: I remember.
- 51:08Speaker 1: I remember. I was mad because that transition, like, oh, yeah,
- 51:15Speaker 1: the game would have been better if you just stayed.
- 51:18Speaker 1: And then and then it's just an endurance. I agree.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Going to one foot. That doesn't prove anything. Right. And
- 51:25Speaker 1: so then that's what I wonder. Clearly held on too long.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Because your argument was just let them go longer.
- 51:30Speaker 1: Just let them go longer, and if it's a calm day,
- 51:32Speaker 1: it's a calm day.
- 51:33Speaker 5: Right.
- 51:33Speaker 3: But then I feel like maybe you learned a valuable
- 51:35Speaker 3: lesson when we produced the Survivor stage show at your festival,
- 51:39Speaker 3: and you made the same rule about going to one
- 51:42Speaker 3: foot because of time management.
- 51:44Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's a difference between the stage show and
- 51:47Speaker 1: a television show that is edited down. Right, right, right, right, right, right.
- 51:51Speaker 4: Well, now it's tribal scramble time. Devin has taken his
- 51:55Speaker 4: first life. Because before they all talked strategy, they killed
- 52:00Speaker 4: that chicken. And they attempted to cook it. I say
- 52:03Speaker 4: attempted because it was the most disgusting chicken I've ever
- 52:06Speaker 4: seen on Survivor.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Seriously.
- 52:08Speaker 4: Would you guys have eaten that? I would have opted out.
- 52:11Speaker 1: It was weird. I would have opted out. It was
- 52:13Speaker 1: a weird chicken. It was like smoke on the outside.
- 52:17Speaker 1: It wasn't even burnt. It was like smoke on the outside.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Black and gray. Yeah. Yeah. It was not appealing.
- 52:24Speaker 3: Typically, when you want to cook a chicken on Fiji
- 52:27Speaker 3: like that, you want it to be a nice magenta color.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that's the problem with this chicken. It actually
- 52:35Speaker 1: was magenta color.
- 52:36Speaker 4: It looked like a medium rare chicken where it was
- 52:38Speaker 4: a little burnt on the outside and it was raw
- 52:41Speaker 4: on the inside.
- 52:42Speaker 1: I can't think of anywhere I would rather be less
- 52:45Speaker 1: with tummy troubles than playing a game of Survivor. Yeah.
- 52:48Speaker 1: I'm serious. There's just so much that could go wrong.
- 52:51Speaker 4: Even if I was starving, I'd be like, I'll go
- 52:53Speaker 4: eat whatever Kristen was talking about instead.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Of that thing. I'm getting banana.
- 52:55Speaker 3: You guys getting banana?
- 52:57Speaker 1: You guys getting that? Because, again, worst case is 26 days.
- 53:01Speaker 1: You're going to be okay. Just a little salmonella.
- 53:04Speaker 3: It's not like if it's a desert island.
- 53:08Speaker 1: If I'm deserted, then I'd probably be more inclined. But
- 53:12Speaker 1: if I know that there's an ending point... I don't
- 53:15Speaker 1: think I'm going to risk the tummy troubles. Right.
- 53:17Speaker 3: Because you're like, this could be detrimental.
- 53:19Speaker 1: If it looked good, I would have wanted to eat it. Yeah.
- 53:21Speaker 1: It looked good. It tastes good. I like it. It
- 53:24Speaker 1: looked disgusting.
- 53:25Speaker 4: Anyway, Devin, he says he named the chicken.
- 53:28Speaker 1: Who's that? Just a little thing. Just a little thing
- 53:30Speaker 1: I did. That's not a thing.
- 53:32Speaker 4: I'm sorry I tried to keep going. Would you like
- 53:33Speaker 4: to do your little thing a little bit longer?
- 53:34Speaker 3: No, it was just like a thing for me. I
- 53:35Speaker 3: wasn't even meaning it for you guys.
- 53:37Speaker 1: No, that's fine. It just seemed like, can you see
- 53:40Speaker 1: how I might think that it was a thing?
- 53:42Speaker 3: It looked good and tastes good.
- 53:44Speaker 1: I like it. It's pretty close to somehow being offensive.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Why?
- 53:47Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 53:48Speaker 3: It's just me doing like a little silly thing.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Hey, but did you notice instead of me trying to
- 53:52Speaker 4: just like roll past you, I actually, I tried to
- 53:53Speaker 4: stop and let you.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Do your thing. I appreciate you. Sorry. No, I'm sorry
- 53:57Speaker 1: that I asked. No, it's okay.
- 53:58Speaker 3: It's just a little thing for me.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Can you see though how I might think that it
- 54:02Speaker 1: was a thing? Cause it seems like you're quoting. I
- 54:04Speaker 1: see all sides.
- 54:05Speaker 3: I see all sides of it.
- 54:06Speaker 1: It does seem like you're quoting something. I don't think so.
- 54:09Speaker 4: So what did Devin name the chicken? Do y'all remember?
- 54:11Speaker 1: No, I didn't even know that it was a name.
- 54:13Speaker 1: He named it Jenna. That's fucked up. Did he really?
- 54:18Speaker 4: Yeah. I think we all thought like last night when
- 54:20Speaker 4: we were, we were all watching together last night and
- 54:23Speaker 4: we all thought it was unanimously going to be Alexis
- 54:26Speaker 4: because I don't think any of us heard Devin say,
- 54:28Speaker 4: I named the chicken Jenna.
- 54:30Speaker 1: Before we ate it. Oh my gosh.
- 54:34Speaker 4: Meanwhile, Jenna saying we got to get Alexis out of
- 54:37Speaker 4: here and then we get Alexis and Jenna talking one-on-one.
- 54:40Speaker 4: Alexis wants some assurance that Jenna will vote with her and,
- 54:44Speaker 4: She wanted Jenna's shoes. Jenna did not want to give
- 54:47Speaker 4: up her shoes. She was like, seriously, my shoes? Like,
- 54:50Speaker 4: I'm not going to give you that.
- 54:51Speaker 3: So they named the chicken after Jenna and then tried
- 54:53Speaker 3: to take her shoes.
- 54:57Speaker 4: I don't know if Alexis knew it was named Jenna.
- 54:59Speaker 4: That might have just been a Devin, like, and Jelly thing.
- 55:02Speaker 4: But Jelly is seeing Alexis as paranoid, and Jelly says
- 55:06Speaker 4: Alexis has to go. Alexis can't stay cool, calm, and
- 55:09Speaker 4: collected like her ally Devin.
- 55:11Speaker 1: I will just say that whole, like, shoe thing. That's
- 55:15Speaker 1: when I realized I made a mistake with my trade.
- 55:17Speaker 1: That was the moment.
- 55:19Speaker 4: When she wanted to choose as collateral.
- 55:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the moment where I said, uh-oh.
- 55:23Speaker 3: You now have Alexis on your team, and she survived
- 55:26Speaker 3: this week.
- 55:26Speaker 1: She did. Either way, I was out of player. Yeah.
- 55:30Speaker 4: But Jelly, like right before Tribal, Jelly says, Alexis is
- 55:34Speaker 4: the smart move, but Jenna... Lines have been fractured and
- 55:38Speaker 4: lies have been had with Jenna.
- 55:40Speaker 3: God, dude.
- 55:40Speaker 4: Jenna's just such a liar. Jelly and Devin have been
- 55:44Speaker 4: pounding the table for.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Her being a liar.
- 55:45Speaker 3: This is one of those instances where, like, typically I'm
- 55:48Speaker 3: of the opinion of, like, gameplay is gameplay. If I
- 55:52Speaker 3: was on Survivor and I got off the island and
- 55:55Speaker 3: I wouldn't have ill will towards anyone.
- 55:58Speaker 4: On the game in the game do you really think
- 56:00Speaker 4: so i genuinely when it's for a million dollars it
- 56:02Speaker 4: might be different it's a game.
- 56:03Speaker 3: And i'm and i'm all about like i understand it's
- 56:05Speaker 3: entertainment as a tv show unless i.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Called you a liar behind your back the whole time
- 56:08Speaker 1: i would.
- 56:09Speaker 3: Actually i would not blame jennifer fucking hating devin i
- 56:13Speaker 3: mean he essentially just picked her day one called her
- 56:15Speaker 3: a liar for no reason and ruined the.
- 56:16Speaker 4: Whole game for her not for no reason it was
- 56:18Speaker 4: for no reason it wasn't for no reason it was
- 56:20Speaker 4: for no reason she wasn't she's like i'm a wedding
- 56:22Speaker 4: photographer and that's.
- 56:23Speaker 3: It that's all i do seen devon do this twice
- 56:25Speaker 3: now because then the second he was with kilby he
- 56:27Speaker 3: was just like he just picked kilby he's kind of
- 56:29Speaker 3: a bully he just picks the.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Weakest person on the totem pole and then just says
- 56:33Speaker 1: hey let's just name the chicken kilby was a rat
- 56:38Speaker 1: In Jenna's case, everybody did seem a little suspicious of her.
- 56:42Speaker 1: It wasn't just Debbie. Because she was so bad, she
- 56:44Speaker 1: wasn't answering any questions about herself. I mean, the fact
- 56:46Speaker 1: that when she got voted out week four.
- 56:56Speaker 3: When she gets voted out in week four, they're still
- 56:59Speaker 3: quoting that she's a liar from something that.
- 57:01Speaker 4: She didn't even lie about in week one. She was
- 57:04Speaker 4: omitting the truth about her life.
- 57:07Speaker 1: It's been 12 days on the island. How dare she
- 57:10Speaker 1: not tell the rest of the tribe that she just
- 57:11Speaker 1: went through an awful divorce. She didn't have to say that.
- 57:14Speaker 4: She could have said literally anything.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Dude, I am a wedding photographer, and I'm really struggling
- 57:19Speaker 1: with my self-worth right now.
- 57:21Speaker 3: If I was Jenna, I would have some resentment towards
- 57:24Speaker 3: Devin because he essentially ruined her whole game for no
- 57:26Speaker 3: reason other than he just wanted to throw her.
- 57:29Speaker 1: Under the bus.
- 57:29Speaker 4: It's like Elvis said, we can't go on together with
- 57:31Speaker 4: suspicious minds.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:33Speaker 4: And Jenna was causing everybody to have suspicious minds.
- 57:37Speaker 3: Can't go on together with suspicious minds, man.
- 57:40Speaker 4: So let's go to tribal.
- 57:41Speaker 1: Can't go on.
- 57:42Speaker 5: Together with suspicious minds.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Survivor. I thought you were going to say tribal. Without you.
- 57:53Speaker 1: That would have been better, but you know.
- 57:55Speaker 4: Well, Ori, he's at tribal. He's playing up, being on
- 57:57Speaker 4: the outs, even though he's fully in control.
- 57:59Speaker 1: He's so good at it.
- 58:00Speaker 4: He's so smart. He had that secret alliance that's such
- 58:03Speaker 4: a secret that nobody knows about it except me and Chase.
- 58:06Speaker 1: Because we were at the watch party.
- 58:07Speaker 4: And now he's being really smart at this tribal. He's
- 58:11Speaker 4: fully in control with Devin and Jelly. but he's acting
- 58:15Speaker 4: like him and Alexis are on the chopping block.
- 58:17Speaker 3: The line that he says is he said, last week
- 58:19Speaker 3: I told the tribe to take the easy layup, but
- 58:22Speaker 3: this week I'm saying, hey, go for three, half point,
- 58:26Speaker 3: fade away from behind.
- 58:28Speaker 1: Do the anti-Mitch. He is doing so good. If I
- 58:33Speaker 1: didn't know better, I would be like, oh, no, he's
- 58:35Speaker 1: on the outs with Alexis.
- 58:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 4: Good play yeah he's awesome and maybe the secret alliance
- 58:41Speaker 4: with linea thing is a lie and then that's how
- 58:43Speaker 4: good he is that he worked us whoa i can't
- 58:47Speaker 4: wait to see that ori is playing 4d chess we
- 58:50Speaker 4: need to do an exit interview with ori where it's
- 58:52Speaker 4: just one question were you working with.
- 58:54Speaker 3: Linea everyone's asking about it.
- 58:57Speaker 4: So alexis says if you're scared to go to church
- 59:00Speaker 4: uh wait i read that.
- 59:02Speaker 3: Wrong Hey, if you're scared to go to church, maybe
- 59:06Speaker 3: don't pray at the altar.
- 59:08Speaker 4: Alexis says, if you're scared, go to church. And if
- 59:13Speaker 4: you're on Survivor, get ready to take risks. To which
- 59:16Speaker 4: Devin says, my parents are pastors. We can have church.
- 59:19Speaker 3: He can't let a single thing not be about him.
- 59:22Speaker 4: We can have an altar call right now because my
- 59:24Speaker 4: daddy taught me how.
- 59:25Speaker 1: He can't have a single.
- 59:27Speaker 3: Moment go by without him being like, well, actually.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Yep.
- 59:30Speaker 4: And then we get a unanimous vote on Jenna. And
- 59:36Speaker 4: rest in peace to the chicken named Jenna.
- 59:39Speaker 3: It's like in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie when
- 59:42Speaker 3: Barbossa goes, thank you, Jack. And Jack Sparrow goes, you're welcome.
- 59:46Speaker 1: And he goes, no, no, no. We named the monkey Jack. Nice.
- 59:50Speaker 3: We named the chicken Jenna.
- 59:52Speaker 1: At least they didn't eat the monkey. We named the
- 59:55Speaker 1: chicken Jenna's crazy.
- 59:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 59:58Speaker 1: He definitely said that.
- 59:58Speaker 4: I can't believe we all missed it. We must have
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: just been talking.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: He definitely said that? Yes. Jenna was delicious.
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: I watched it at 8 a.m.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Or something.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: He really said it.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Jenna really got cooked in this episode.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: She got roasted. She got rotisserie'd. Rest in peace, Jenna.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: She got hit by a bazooka. Yeah, let me read
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: Jeff's field notes for this player. Oh, yeah.
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: God, they're the same for everyone.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Live, laugh, love. Yes, yes, yes.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: Can be on episodes.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Can be on episodes.
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: Ready for TV.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: TV right now. All right, here we go. Yes to
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: being on the show. After the Zoom with Network, Absolute
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: must be on the show. You guys are spot on.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Can be an episode. She's really interesting and intriguing. She
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: brings you in with her storytelling. Great communicator. This could
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: be a great launching point for her next journey. Okay.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Would enter the game as a new person. Quote, ready
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: to surrender to the fall. All right. There you go. Dang.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Ready to surrender to the fall.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: 16 minutes ago, they just posted their own exit interview
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: with Jenna. What?
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: Behind the buff? Yeah.
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: They really.
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: BTB?
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: They are really tired of, like, Rob has a podcast
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: and Mike Bloom taking all of their views.
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: How about that?
- 1:01:26Speaker 3: So they, like, asked her what's one thing that she
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: would do differently.
- 1:01:29Speaker 2: Dang.
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: And it's really well edited. Survivor's up in their game, man.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: All right, Survivor.
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: All right, I see you. All right, well, it happened. Yeah,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: it's my first player that was voted out. Right.
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: You know, you did a song for Jenna last season
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: that got voted out.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just play it again. The same song. You
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: didn't come up with a new one for this, Jenna? No,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: I did not. Is it because she's a liar? Yeah,
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I didn't have enough to go on. The only thing
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: I knew about her was a lie, so I couldn't
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: make a song about that. Well, we did it. Congrats
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: to us. Hey, if you want to hang out with
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: us this weekend. And more. Yes, more. Chase and PD
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: will be hanging out with myself and the other Deck
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: the Hallmark crew for our live stream. We're raising money
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: for charity. It's all happening starting on Friday at 6 p.m.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: Eastern and going until 11 p.m. Eastern on Saturday. 29 hours.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: 29 hours.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: And you guys will be around for some of it. Yeah,
- 1:02:20Speaker 3: we're in the night shift.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Night shift and then whatever the heck else you want
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: to do.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: I'm showing up around midnight.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: That's right. Anyway, dagdolmar.com slash marathon. Come hang out. It's
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: going to be fun.
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: Will me and Jax be wearing matching pajamas again?
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: Probably.
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: Who knows?
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: You guys are weird, man. It was an accident.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Bye.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: Bye.