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NBA and NHL Playoffs Round 2, Titans Draft Will Levis, Chris's USFL Gambling Corner · Three For The Money

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Okay, okay, okay.
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We're here, we're back.
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It's three for the money.
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The draft is over.
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We're sad.
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We're going to get to that later.
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Round two has begun of both NBA and NHL.
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And I mean it's been really entertaining so far.
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But before we get into that, how we, how we feeling, how we doing?
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Chris?
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Not great.
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Oh, no.
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I mean baseball has just been kicking me in the ass.
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I can't put, I can't like, I'll have one like decent day.
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And then just like three just terrible days in a row.
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It's bad, man.
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It's not fun.
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I had the Rangers today, money line.
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They're facing the Diamondbacks.
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Diamondbacks, a picture of making his MLB debut.
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They go up, I believe, with seven to six and the fifth inning.
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They don't score a run.
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The rest of the game lose 12 to seven.
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It ain't been fun.
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It's been rough out here in these streets, man.
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Also the Rangers in a parlay and they screwed that.
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But other than that, yeah, it's fine.
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I guess we're living.
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We all have our health.
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Yeah.
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It's most important thing.
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Yeah.
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We have each other and that's what really matters.
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Friendship.
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Well, Sean, how have you been, how's it been being retired?
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You want to beach somewhere?
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I'm fine.
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I'm on a beach.
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Yeah.
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That's what retired people do.
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I mean, play like shuffleboard.
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Mm hmm.
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Oh, meal.
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Just.
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No, I mean, I don't really have much to say about that.
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Okay.
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I mean, it's just like relaxing.
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You can just like not like your nights aren't just I mean, like,
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even though I'm like responsibly retired,
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I still like look at lines and stuff every day and I'll go back.
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I won't keep up with it like that night because I'm like,
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there's no point.
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Who cares?
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Yeah, who cares?
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But then I'll like go back in the morning and I'll look and I'll be like,
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damn, damn.
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What a loss last night too.
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Well, now it was like, it was like wins.
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Oh, you know, like a good.
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It was like a good day.
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It was like, damn, I didn't take that.
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Well, then just saddle back up.
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I know what's going to happen once.
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It sounds like you got to get back on the Schneider there.
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No.
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It's as soon as I get back on the horse, it's going to be like,
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it's going to be the bad dams.
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When are you going to get back on the horse?
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Because I mean, I mean, we're halfway through NBA shall playoffs.
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Yeah, baseball like formula one racing.
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I don't know.
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I can very well.
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Go the entire summer.
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I can go until football season if I want to.
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I could as well.
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But it's just like, it's tough to bet baseball honestly because like
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games started noon and that's really fun until like the third inning
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and you're losing your bet.
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It's like, well, the rest of the day is ruined.
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It's 130.
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I'm just like, I don't do that on camera.
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Please.
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Please.
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It's not a seamly ban.
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Please.
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I'm trying to show here.
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This isn't an X rated film.
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Well, me, I've been sort of, I haven't really been given out picks
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for the past week or so, just kind of a gambling in silence.
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Like a coward.
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But last night I had the over in the Toronto, Florida game, game one.
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Toronto.
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That push.
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No.
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Oh, it was a six and a half.
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Yeah.
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Oof.
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It was, it was brutal.
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And Toronto had a double minor penalty with a minute and a half left in the game.
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Yeah.
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And an empty net and it couldn't score.
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So it had a six on three?
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No.
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Six on four?
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Six on four.
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For extended time?
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Yeah.
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For four minutes.
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Yeah.
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They only had like a minute and a half.
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Whatever.
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Still.
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Yeah.
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It couldn't score.
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It's a perfect scenario to score.
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Yeah.
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So that didn't happen.
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I was just like, why do I, why do I keep doing this to myself?
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And then in the second game, I, I went to bed because I was just so sad.
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But I had the under in the second hockey game, the Dallas and Kraken game.
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And I wake up and I put on my clothes and then I check my phone.
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And I said, Oh, Joe Pavelski scored four goals.
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That's incredible.
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Seattle won.
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So they scored more than four goals.
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Damn.
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And I said out loud to myself, I am a fraud.
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I, I don't know what I'm doing.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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No, it's Pavelski's first game back to none of us know what we're doing.
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It's kind of incredible.
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What's the record for like most goals in the playoffs?
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Six or in a playoff game?
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Yeah, I'm not sure.
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That's gotta be up there.
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Maybe that's tied with Rocket Rashard back in 1912.
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Yeah.
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Something like that.
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Whatever the hell he played on.
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Yeah.
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I'll look that up.
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Y'all can verse.
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So that was disappointing.
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And the entire day I'm just like, why do I do this?
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Why do I do this?
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My dad texted me who doesn't really watch hockey all that much was like,
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Kraken came to play.
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I had to go to bed.
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I'm a fraud.
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I can't win.
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So, but you took your father that.
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Yeah.
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I said, I'm a fraud.
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I had to go to bed.
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So I didn't watch the game.
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Both my bets lost.
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I am a fraud.
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So that being said, I have both overs in both hockey games tonight.
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Game one of New Jersey, Carolina and Edmonton Vegas.
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It seems like, you know, New Jersey, you know, the thought process of betting this is like New Jersey can score and Carolina is a great system.
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And our goal tending is just okay.
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And right now it is about to be the end of the second period.
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It's three to one Carolina.
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And it's looking like it's going to end that way.
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Record for most goals in a playoff game is a five way tie for at first for for first with five.
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Five goals.
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Yeah.
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Mario Lemieux, Reggie Leach, Darryl Citter, Maurice Rashard and Newsy Lallonde.
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And four of those guys.
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Newsy Lallonde played in 1919.
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Reggie Leach, Flyer's legend.
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Newsy Lallonde or Habs legend.
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He probably, I mean, he probably is.
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I just don't know.
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I got a billion numbers retired.
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Newsy.
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Over in this Vegas Edminton game that's later.
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I think that'll hit.
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I should.
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I think it should.
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Six and a half.
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I think both those teams can definitely score.
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But both those teams also have not great goal tenders.
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Yeah.
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There you go.
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Recipe for the over.
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Well, on paper.
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That's what I thought about.
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That's math calculus.
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Yeah.
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Geometry.
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Yeah.
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Algebra two.
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Yeah.
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So that's what I'm getting into.
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I'm trying to figure it out.
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I've been loosely keeping up with the NBA, not really betting on it all that much.
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Really, really wanted the Kings to win that series.
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I mean, but I think the future is bright for them.
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It could be.
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It should be.
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Yeah, it should be.
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Why?
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personnes three more.
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blades center.
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I guess coming in on the, on the movie, so
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I'm a movie buff, I guess Knockout and Loog on the
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not hard Pacers fan, former Pacers legend.
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But it was rough.
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I also liked the Kings because I like it when not the same four
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teams earn it every year for the NBA, which
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we're probably going to get to again.
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Unless the Lakers make some noise, which if they win this series,
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I think it's going to say they're going to win the championship.
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Yeah.
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I had a friend text me about the Bruins and the Abbs getting
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knocked out of them in the first round.
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And then he's a big NBA guy.
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And I texted him back.
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I was like, man, I really wanted the, I was like,
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yo, that's crazy.
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But I really wanted the Kings to win that series.
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And he was just like, yeah, but we get another Curry LeBron matchup.
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And I'm just like, I didn't even respond.
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I was like, yeah, I've seen that like a million times.
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It's just like, oh, but it's a new team this year.
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I mean, the Lakers.
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They play each other all the time.
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Yeah, but I don't watch the Racer season.
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They play in the same division.
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Yeah.
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I know playoff basketball is the only time that that matters.
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Yeah, it's different.
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But I don't know.
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I was like, I don't even have anything to say to this.
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I mean, it is cool.
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But it is.
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But I mean, it's like, especially because this could be the last.
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God, how do you like that?
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Just stretch it.
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Especially it's cool because this could be the last time.
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Eh, I don't know.
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It could be.
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I mean, how so?
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I mean, who knows?
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In what way?
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I mean, LeBron, he'll probably play one year with his kid
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and then retire.
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So that's what?
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Is Brownie getting in the lead?
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Two, three more years?
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Like two or three more years?
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I mean, and the Lakers barely squeaked in this year.
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So I mean, who knows just the way the playoff should.
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I'm talking the playoffs, obviously,
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if he stays with the Lakers.
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I didn't.
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I didn't.
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X amount of times in the regular season.
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I didn't know if he meant LeBron may retire or like,
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Steph may, I don't know what his contract is.
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Steph will be with the Warriors, I think, forever.
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Yeah.
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I mean, LeBron will, I mean, he's
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fucking like 40 years old, 38, whatever.
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He's going to retire sooner rather than later.
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He's going to play one year with Brownie, which I think
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that's in three, two, three years.
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So I think he's going to be a freshman in college.
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Next year, I think.
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And then he'll be eligible for.
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Yeah.
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If he's a one and done.
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So yeah, three years, and then he'll play one year
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and then retire when he goes like the magic or something,
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which?
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Oh, oh.
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Bandit saw a dog on TV.
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Should be letting him down.
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Or he just jumps at the T-Po.
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OK.
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Lay down.
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You're good.
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For those who are listening at home, Bandit is on the table.
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So we're going to see what happens if anything else funny
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happens.
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We just put him up here and we were like,
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there's hair all over this.
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Yeah.
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It's fine.
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We don't need hair.
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It's fine.
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I hate hair sometimes.
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Yeah, we just put him up here and we were like,
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let's just see how it goes.
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See what happens.
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It's usually kind of annoying.
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He's whining once you go outside.
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Oh, crap.
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Why did you say that?
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I don't know.
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Son of a bitch.
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No, he's activated.
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Maybe not.
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Maybe if we don't say any of the trigger words anymore,
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he's like, oh, what is that?
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But he hasn't been on the show much since we moved sets.
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He doesn't get to snuggle up next to Chris on the couch
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anymore.
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So I made the decision.
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I was just keep him up here.
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And then well, and Chris were like, OK, whatever.
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He likes to be tall.
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He does.
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He does like to be tall.
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He likes to watch TV too.
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He is watching that TV intently.
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He's watching Subban's breakdown of this play.
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Yeah.
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I assume.
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I don't know who that is.
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Oh.
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Uh-oh.
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OK.
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Here we go.
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Just whining.
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All right, so let's just move on.
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Well, we need to talk about one more thing in the NBA.
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Dylan Brooks.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was also going to bring up Dylan Brooks.
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Where is he going to go?
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China.
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You think so?
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Taiwan.
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He's done in the NBA?
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Probably not.
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Like realistically, but like all the jokes are.
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Oh, it's hilarious.
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I mean Shanghai Sharks, yes.
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I mean, that's been the last few weeks.
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Ever since he called out LeBron after evening up the series.
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Yeah.
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But just a death sentence.
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I hope he goes.
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He'll probably play on like the Hornets or the fucking Wizards.
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I hope he goes to the Knicks.
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That would fit.
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I mean, just.
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Yeah.
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That would be really funny.
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Just talk shit with having nothing to back up.
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That's the Knicks for the last six decades.
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I mean, if it doesn't go there, yeah, it'll probably be.
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That's a good spot.
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I want him to go to the Lakers so bad.
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That'd be pretty funny.
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He won't, obviously.
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But God, that'd be so funny.
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Maybe we should.
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Yeah.
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And you can't be Putin on the table.
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Maybe we should get him off this table.
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This is fun.
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This is fun.
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But all right, see you later.
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We just ripped ass.
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Love you, Bandit.
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Well, now everyone can see my Quinnipiac t-shirt.
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Don't you get it?
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National champions.
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Finally came.
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I finally ordered it.
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You could have just said it.
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Finally came.
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Yeah, well.
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He's nothing but transparent.
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If you ain't honest, what are you?
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I'm not honest, I guess.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Not honest.
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Not to be trusted.
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That's your foot.
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So Dylan Brooks.
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I think we'll go to the Knicks.
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I find it hard to believe that someone won't give him a contract.
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But just because he is an NBA player,
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he is an NBA caliber player.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he's not very good.
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I feel like though, he needs to go to a place with the Knicks.
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Tibodeau will be like, hey, man, this is probably your last shot.
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Cut the shit out.
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Just play ball.
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How long has he been in the league?
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Brooks?
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Two, three years, something like that?
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Short?
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Yeah, he's been with the Grizzlies for a few years.
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I mean, everyone on that team, other than Stephen Adams,
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have been in the league for like two years.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Saying that he will not be brought back under any circumstances
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is hilarious.
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That's so funny.
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You have to know everyone.
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Yeah, I know they're kind of like the bad boys.
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But it's really just him and Jaumarine.
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Desmond Bain and Jerry Jackson got to be like, man,
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just shut the fuck up.
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Yeah.
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We're trying to play ball.
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It's one to one.
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Like if you're up 3-1, maybe you can talk that.
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But he's such a fuck.
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I think it does also speak volumes about the type of player
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he is.
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You know?
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Like he's, I guess, he's OK.
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He's solid.
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He's fine.
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He defended LeBron for one game.
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He was drafted in 2017, so he's a lot older.
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He's my age.
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Six years.
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His Wikipedia page is funny just based on how he looks now.
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This is what he looked like in 2018.
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Just like a nerd.
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But Jaumarine can do sorts of things.
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Wave a gun around in a strip club.
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He doesn't really get a basketball.
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Hey, that's where I'm getting.
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He went to a gun and strip club rehabilitation center.
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For like an hour?
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Yeah.
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It worked.
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Have we seen?
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How many days?
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Bring up the board.
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How many days since Jaumarine has carried a gun
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into a Denver strip club?
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More than a few.
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More than a few.
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You're right.
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How many days since?
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But that is what I was going to get at.
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Is that like, yeah, Dylan Brooks is just like a fine player.
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But he just talks so much trash that they're like,
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to LeBron James, and they're like, let's just not have
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this guy back.
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But they're like, now you, Ja, you're good, though.
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If I were a fan.
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And I get it.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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If I were a fan of the Grizzlies or any NBA team,
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I would much rather my best player bring a gun
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into a strip club rather than my fifth best player talk
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shit about arguably the greatest player of all time.
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In a playoff series.
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In a playoff series that you just evened up.
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I didn't even took the lead.
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Yeah, I mean, no.
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I'm not trying to argue.
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I'm just saying.
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I'm just like, yeah.
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That's just.
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And then go on to drop, like, I think the most
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points he had after that was like 12.
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Under any circumstance.
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They didn't need to say that.
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They really didn't.
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They didn't need to say that.
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Go on.
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It's like, no, I don't.
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Not even if there's a fire.
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We're not bringing you back.
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I don't care if somebody gets shot like a plane crash.
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Or something.
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That's a little too real.
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I thought you were going to play off the the jammer and gun
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thing.
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I mean, yeah, all but four of our players get shot by
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John Moran.
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You're still not coming back.
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Yeah.
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John Moran shoots all of our players who will not return.
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We'd rather have John Moran.
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Oh, shit.
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OK, let's move on from this travesty.
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We're walking into some dangerous territory.
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I feel like hockey.
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Bruins lost the biggest choke.
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Maybe ever.
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Is it?
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Maybe ever and maybe ever in sports.
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Definitely not sports.
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Definitely not sports?
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No.
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Because they were what?
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I mean, if you just go based on like gambling odds,
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they were minus what, like 300 to win that series?
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Yeah.
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The bucks were minus 1,200 to beat the heat.
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And they got like, I get it.
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It's like one of the best record of all time.
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But also when the lightning got swept by the blue jackets,
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weren't they the best record of all time?
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They were the president of the trophy winner.
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They tied it?
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OK.
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They were the president's trophy winner.
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And they got swept by the blue jackets who suck.
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So I mean, obviously, they're not same team.
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Well, like the Bruins had like multiple chances.
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They also had a 3-1 lead.
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To close out the series.
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They had a 3-1 lead.
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So it's not as big a choke, I guess.
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But I'd say that's a bigger loss.
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Just getting swept.
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But it.
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I don't know what's worse, getting swept.
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Tears like that.
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Or blowing a 3-1 lead.
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Probably swept.
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No, 3-1 lead.
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I think 3-1 lead is worse.
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Because you're like, all right, on to the next.
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It's like, we only need one more win.
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You have a hole for like a week.
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Yeah.
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It's like, we only need one more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's like, when you sweep, you're like, OK,
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we're only down one, guys.
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We're only down two.
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It's like, OK, we got to steal one at home, at least.
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And go back home, stuff like that.
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But you go down 3-1.
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And then you go back home.
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And then they had a 3-2 lead in the last minute of the game.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
22:07
Which also NHL rigged.
22:09
Did you see that?
22:10
I think.
22:11
I do want to speak on that for a little bit.
22:13
For those of you who do not know,
22:15
TNT flashed on the score bug.
22:18
Panthers goal right after the faceoff.
22:20
30 seconds.
22:21
30 seconds before, and then the panthers scored.
22:23
I mean, that could have been like some somebody just
22:26
messing with bugs.
22:27
I know, but it's just funny to say.
22:31
It is.
22:31
It's fun to think about.
22:32
It is.
22:34
If that would have happened, and then nothing would have
22:37
happened, nobody would have blamed it.
22:38
Probably no one would have even noticed it.
22:40
Yeah.
22:41
But they're like, but then it just by coincidence.
22:45
Oh, it's all it is.
22:46
It's just like, of course.
22:48
Yeah.
22:49
No, I know.
22:50
But people like have taken that seriously.
22:55
And it's like.
22:57
Well, those people have no lives.
22:58
Yeah.
22:59
And it is.
23:00
Yeah.
23:01
So ruins and abs.
23:07
Residents trophy winner and former Stanley Cup champions
23:11
out in the first round.
23:13
I love it.
23:13
To the eight seed and seven seed.
23:17
Hell yeah.
23:18
Happens.
23:21
I love it.
23:23
Yeah.
23:24
I will say though, if the Kraken or Golden Knights win the
23:30
Stanley Cup, I'm furious.
23:32
Oh, I will as well because they don't deserve it.
23:36
Well, that but they don't.
23:37
What have they done?
23:38
They don't.
23:38
They haven't earned it.
23:39
Yeah.
23:40
They haven't gone through enough turmoil.
23:41
No, you need to be.
23:43
I miss the days when an expansion team would just
23:45
be dog shit for a decade.
23:47
Yeah.
23:48
That's like what has happened?
23:52
Out of every remaining NHL team left, the team that has most
23:59
recently won a Stanley Cup has been 2006 Carolina Hurricanes.
24:07
Which is pretty cool.
24:08
Like, yeah, it's just been such a long time for any of these
24:12
teams.
24:14
Maybe not Leafs 1967.
24:17
Yeah.
24:18
Oilers 1990.
24:20
Stars 1999.
24:22
Devils 2003.
24:24
Seattle, Vegas, and Florida do not have cups.
24:28
So it's pretty like I kind of love it.
24:33
Yeah.
24:33
I love that it's different.
24:35
I do love that it's different.
24:36
That's what I hope for every year because I'm like, who's
24:41
going to whom I'm going to root for this year?
24:43
Well, I can't root for the people that guys, they just
24:46
want it.
24:47
It's lame.
24:48
But I'm very glad that my nightmare scenario of who
24:53
was favored in the East and who was favored in the West
24:57
might not happen now.
24:59
Well, definitely won't happen, but one of the teams
25:01
could still get in.
25:02
My nightmare scenario for the Stanley Cup finals
25:04
was the Boston Bruins versus the Vegas Golden Knights.
25:09
That would have just sucked.
25:13
I would have been like, I don't want either of these teams
25:16
to win.
25:18
Can they tie and just like get half the cup?
25:21
So loud?
25:23
I would hate, and this could still
25:25
happen is Toronto and Vegas or Toronto and Seattle.
25:29
I hate Toronto.
25:30
See, what I'm hoping for now is a Edmonton Toronto Stanley
25:36
Cup final.
25:37
Yeah.
25:38
That's what I'm hoping for.
25:42
I mean, NHL has gotten a lot of flak about a Canadian team not
25:47
winning the cup.
25:48
What are they supposed to do?
25:50
They only got like six teams.
25:51
And most of them suck.
25:53
Yeah.
25:54
Two of them are good.
25:55
Yeah.
25:57
Two of them that are in the playoffs are good.
25:59
The only, yeah, everyone else is dog shit.
26:02
But I mean, it's always like a conversation.
26:06
It's like, oh, Stanley Cup.
26:08
Yeah, it's like, I get it.
26:09
Well, they're supposed to rig it.
26:12
Yeah, I don't know.
26:15
Who knows?
26:16
But that is.
26:18
The Oilers will choke because they always do.
26:21
Don't say that.
26:23
The Leafs will choke.
26:24
The Leafs will choke.
26:25
If anyone's done.
26:25
The Leafs will definitely choke, but the Oilers also choke.
26:28
Like, these are, they both do that.
26:31
They got a fire in their belly now.
26:32
Which one?
26:33
Both?
26:34
The Oilers.
26:35
The Oilers.
26:35
The Oilers.
26:37
They've been to the conference finals.
26:39
They can do it.
26:40
I mean, I'm having way more faith in them than Toronto.
26:44
For sure.
26:46
But that is my dream scenario right now.
26:50
Yeah.
26:51
It would be, it would actually be awesome.
26:53
Because there hasn't been a Canadian matchup since 1986.
27:02
That was like Oilers.
27:03
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:04
OK.
27:04
Yeah.
27:06
Or there's Canadians?
27:08
I think it was Flames Canadians.
27:11
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
27:12
Flames Canadians, yeah.
27:15
But that's what I'm hoping for.
27:17
And it's still on the table, hopefully.
27:21
I could, Toronto could get their shit together
27:24
versus a eight seed.
27:26
Yeah.
27:26
Panthers are scrappy.
27:27
I want the Panthers to win at all.
27:29
I'm just, I've decided that right now.
27:31
It would be, it'd be like, if Toronto gets eliminated,
27:35
I'm like, all right, Oilers Panthers, let's do it.
27:42
That's just why not.
27:43
Oilers have to make it to the Stanley Cup finals.
27:45
If the Panthers win the Stanley Cup,
27:48
how many people are at that parade?
27:51
75?
27:53
In Miami?
27:54
Yeah, same five, 80.
27:58
People.
27:58
Like just people, not like 100 or 1,000 or just like that.
28:03
They've got fans.
28:04
They got fans.
28:05
They have to have it on a weekend.
28:06
You think people are going to take off work to go to that?
28:08
I wouldn't.
28:09
Or they should have it like three in the morning.
28:11
It's in Miami.
28:12
That's what I'm saying.
28:13
Have it at three in the morning.
28:14
It's Miami.
28:15
Towns of party.
28:16
People will show up even though they don't like hockey.
28:19
Yeah.
28:20
I think what will happen.
28:21
I think what will happen.
28:22
What's this?
28:22
I don't know.
28:23
It's a gathering of people.
28:24
Yeah.
28:25
I think what will happen if the Panthers make a run,
28:29
it'll be like a mirror version of what
28:31
happened here in Nashville.
28:34
Yeah.
28:34
Where people were like, oh, shit.
28:37
The Preds are getting pretty far.
28:41
You know?
28:41
It's like, let's go downtown and drink.
28:44
Yeah.
28:46
Yeah.
28:47
A lot of people come out.
28:49
I mean, for sure.
28:50
My favorite part was like of that.
28:53
Not my favorite part, obviously.
28:54
But I thought it was funny in that run when it was everyone
28:57
was like, look at this huge fan base the Preds have.
29:01
OK.
29:02
Half those people don't know what the fuck hockey is.
29:06
They're just here to.
29:09
That was the definition of like bandwagon.
29:11
Oh, yeah.
29:12
It was like, ugh.
29:13
It was like, oh, Michael.
29:14
This is the thing that's happening here.
29:15
It was that.
29:16
Oh, Michael's line was like, half these fans
29:18
don't know a blue line from a clothes line.
29:23
What did you say that?
29:24
Miracle on ice.
29:27
When it.
29:28
Yeah.
29:28
Yeah.
29:29
I don't know that.
29:30
We played, obviously, Soviet Union.
29:33
And it was like the place was going bananas.
29:35
He was like, half the people here
29:36
don't know a blue line from a clothes line,
29:38
but it doesn't matter.
29:39
USA Soviet Union.
29:43
That's funny.
29:48
Any other hockey things?
29:51
I think Dallas Stars are sneaky cup favorites.
29:56
I think they could win it.
29:57
They're the goalie that they have.
29:59
No.
30:00
Hottinger is just so good.
30:01
I don't want that at all.
30:03
Well, I don't want it either.
30:04
But I think that'd be my second team from the West.
30:11
But real quick, what did you get the Oilers
30:15
at to win the Stanley Cup?
30:16
Plus 1,400.
30:18
Oh, wow.
30:21
When did you take that?
30:22
I took that after McDavid scored his 53rd
30:30
or 54th goal whenever that was.
30:35
I remember being at work and getting the notification
30:39
that last night he scored.
30:41
And I was like, I mean, this just screams team of destiny.
30:46
I'm just going to throw a dime on it.
30:49
I got him at plus 1,000.
30:52
I mean, just so good.
30:54
I was like, this is the fucking Oilers.
30:55
This is plus 1,400.
30:57
This is Connor McDavid, Leon Drysidele.
31:00
That's it.
31:06
Nuge.
31:07
Nuge Hopkins scored 100 points this year.
31:10
Devander Kane, that scumbag.
31:12
DeGenerate.
31:14
Yeah.
31:15
He's one of us.
31:16
One of us.
31:18
And then they traded for Atcom and it was like,
31:21
got a roof line now.
31:22
This is their missing piece.
31:25
They just needed to stud the that just plays defense
31:30
like a monster.
31:31
It does feel weird rooting for a team in the West.
31:35
Because you're like, play these guys three or four times a year
31:39
sometimes.
31:40
And it's just like, we try to beat you all the time.
31:45
But I would hate to see that man not get a cup.
31:54
Yeah.
31:55
That's, I mean, this is his year.
31:59
And I hate that it's so like black and white like that.
32:03
Because normally when it's black and white like that,
32:06
it's not happening.
32:08
But we'll see.
32:10
I mean, the ruins were about as black and white
32:13
as you can get.
32:14
Yeah.
32:16
And I would say the Oilers are, Oilers still
32:19
have a tough path to get through.
32:21
For sure.
32:22
I mean, they're going to have to play.
32:24
I mean, they've got to be Vegas.
32:26
They've got to be Vegas.
32:27
It's good.
32:28
Oilers are really good against Vegas, though.
32:31
I don't know if you've seen the stats.
32:32
I didn't.
32:34
They are in their 4-0 in their last four meetings in Vegas.
32:42
And they are 6-1 in their last seven overall.
32:47
Wow.
32:48
So we'll see.
32:50
Oilers are favorites tonight.
32:53
I think that's Vegas is dogs at home.
32:57
Yeah.
32:58
I mean, their goal tending isn't great.
33:01
Edmonton's minus 1-59 to win the series on the Action 24-7
33:05
sportsbook.
33:06
Yep.
33:07
I was hoping it'd be a better number
33:08
because then I could take it.
33:11
I mean, you could take Edmonton.
33:14
Minus 1 and 1.5.
33:15
I don't trust that.
33:16
I can see this going 7.
33:18
That's true.
33:19
Yeah, it could go 7.
33:19
So I was going to say you could take Edmonton to win the West,
33:24
which is very possible if you don't want to bet.
33:26
It is.
33:27
If you don't want to bet a cup line,
33:28
can you look up those odds for me?
33:31
Yeah.
33:33
Is it because I know their favorites.
33:36
I bet they're like to win the cup or win the West.
33:38
Win the West to get to the Stanley Cup final.
33:41
Yeah, they're plus 165 to win the West.
33:43
They're the favorites.
33:44
It's not bad.
33:45
No.
33:46
It's not bad.
33:47
I guess it's 240, Dallas, 350, Seattle, 425.
33:52
That sounds correct.
33:53
Yeah, that's very correct.
33:57
So I mean, I love the Oilers.
34:02
I hope they go the whole way.
34:05
I hope that home wins a cup.
34:10
That'd be awesome.
34:10
That'd be awesome.
34:12
I feel like I don't know the predators would.
34:16
That was a thing that was like, we helped.
34:19
I felt bad for Craig Smith getting traded out of Boston.
34:23
And I was like, oh, man, who's not going to get a cup?
34:25
And then I was just like, oh, well.
34:30
It was like once they got bounced, I was like, no.
34:34
Glad they traded you then.
34:35
Glad they traded Craig Smith.
34:37
Missed that guy.
34:39
Yeah, but here's our question, Will,
34:41
since you and I both have futures on the Edmonton Oilers,
34:46
would you buy merch of the Edmonton Oilers
34:50
if they cashed your future?
34:53
Going to Ekholm-Shersey.
34:56
I think I might do that.
34:58
Ekholm-Shersey, I could do that.
35:01
But I couldn't get like Edmonton Oilers Stanley Cup winners.
35:06
I couldn't do that.
35:07
Yeah, it'd be weird.
35:09
I wrap it.
35:11
That would feel dirty.
35:12
That would feel dirty.
35:13
I couldn't do that.
35:14
But I would get like the Ekholm-Shersey.
35:18
Because would you wear it?
35:21
Yeah, I'm going to wear this shirt.
35:23
Well, yeah, but that's a college team.
35:26
It's not like a professional team that you actively
35:31
root against most nights.
35:34
I mean, it's not like it's like Chicago or Detroit or anyone.
35:38
I don't actively root against the Oilers.
35:41
Yeah, I guess that's true.
35:43
I mean, I don't know.
35:45
If they're in our division, that'd be different.
35:47
But I don't know.
35:49
I would probably buy like a McDavid bobblehead or something.
35:53
Something like small that I don't have to present around.
35:57
But I could like keep something like that.
36:01
Or like a mug or maybe a penit or something.
36:06
Shot glass.
36:07
Shot glass, something.
36:09
That could be fun.
36:10
Yeah.
36:11
It's just something that I can like,
36:13
something I can look at every day and be like,
36:17
I'm so smart.
36:18
Yeah.
36:18
Yeah.
36:19
Yeah.
36:23
You know what I mean?
36:24
I don't think I would buy merch.
36:28
I wouldn't buy a peril.
36:31
But I would buy like some of the souvenir sort of things,
36:36
I think.
36:39
I think that's a decent compromise.
36:42
I get that.
36:42
If they win.
36:46
I think that's probably going to be it for the hockey talk.
36:50
Now, we're going to talk about the draft.
36:53
No.
36:54
We have to.
36:55
We have to get this out because we got it.
36:59
I mean.
37:01
So.
37:03
We've already been going for 40 minutes.
37:04
Yeah.
37:07
Let's start at the beginning.
37:09
So first round, word gets out.
37:13
Titans are trying to trade up to number three to draft
37:16
Stroud because word is out that Houston doesn't want to take
37:19
Stroud because they like Will Anderson.
37:22
And so everyone in their mom knows
37:26
that Titans are trying to trade up to three.
37:30
Everyone was trying to trade up to three.
37:32
Yeah.
37:33
Arizona like kind of didn't even want that pick to begin with.
37:36
Hmm.
37:38
So I think if the Texans hadn't drafted CJ,
37:46
Titans would have definitely traded up.
37:49
But they've the.
37:51
Did you see?
37:51
Yeah, I saw the twig.
37:52
OK.
37:53
But I think that Arizona Cardinals also
37:57
would have gotten a dozen more phone calls
38:01
for that third overall pick.
38:02
I think they probably did.
38:04
Yeah.
38:04
Honestly.
38:05
Yeah.
38:06
For sure.
38:07
So Titans pulled out and.
38:12
Pull out game strong.
38:13
I guess.
38:15
I guess.
38:18
And then it was like, OK, just pick out 11.
38:22
And Anthony Richardson goes to the Colts, which.
38:27
I was like, eh.
38:29
OK.
38:29
That was not an eh to me.
38:30
That was a very much.
38:31
He's not going to be very good.
38:34
It's not that I think he's going to be good.
38:36
Is that I wanted the Colts to draft Will Levis.
38:38
Oh, yeah.
38:39
Oh, sure.
38:40
But if they didn't, that was another than some random O
38:45
lineman that I wouldn't give a shit about.
38:47
That was the next best option.
38:50
Yeah.
38:51
So I shouted when they picked Anthony Richardson at four.
38:57
And I was like, OK, whatever.
38:59
As long as the Titans don't draft Will Levis, we're good.
39:04
And so draft goes on, picks out 11, Peter Skoronsky.
39:10
I was OK.
39:11
I want to back it up for a little bit.
39:14
At pick 11, Chris and I were watching at our buddy's place.
39:18
We went to go get Mexican.
39:19
We had a couple of margaritas.
39:21
We had a couple drinks in us.
39:23
Chris was unwell.
39:25
No, I was.
39:27
He was unwell.
39:29
We were in his apartment.
39:31
I was looking at the windows.
39:32
If we draft Will Levis, I think a fall from this height would kill me.
39:36
I was just like, you can't open the windows all the way.
39:38
And we were like, damn it.
39:39
And I wasn't doing too good.
39:44
Yeah.
39:44
So when the pick came, we were sitting there.
39:51
Chris was pacing.
39:52
I was sitting.
39:53
But I had my hands on my knees hunched over.
39:57
And he called out Skoronsky.
39:59
And I was just like, OK.
40:02
OK.
40:03
OK, that's fine.
40:05
It's not great.
40:08
Like, we need a tackle.
40:09
We need a tackle.
40:10
But I would have rather had a wide receiver.
40:12
But whatever.
40:14
It's fine.
40:15
That's all I was like.
40:17
I was like, OK.
40:19
That's basically it.
40:20
Just like, it's fine.
40:22
Yeah.
40:23
That's what I said.
40:25
I mean, I think he'll be good.
40:26
Yeah, I think he'll be good.
40:27
I think it's a good pick.
40:28
I'm above it.
40:29
It's fine.
40:30
I think it's a good pick.
40:31
Yeah.
40:32
I mean, I've thought a lot of these Olimen
40:34
that we'd rather bring good picks.
40:36
And they've all been other than, I guess, LaWan and shit.
40:43
Well, yeah.
40:44
I mean, happens.
40:45
I don't know.
40:46
I don't know if they've all been shit.
40:47
I mean, other than LaWan and Conklin.
40:52
Yeah, but Conklin moved on.
40:54
Conklin was two.
40:54
Like, we just didn't want to.
40:55
He was too good.
40:56
He was good.
40:57
So I'd say he worked out.
40:59
I guess.
40:59
Like, he was a good player.
41:01
He didn't work out for us, but he worked out.
41:03
He's still in the league.
41:04
He still plays with Browns, I'm pretty sure.
41:06
Really?
41:06
I think so.
41:07
Yeah.
41:07
Interesting.
41:08
Did not know that.
41:10
So, yeah.
41:11
Getting the Olimen was like, OK.
41:14
All right, we're fine.
41:15
We're cool.
41:15
We're cool.
41:17
So, yeah.
41:20
That was it for the first night.
41:21
I went to bed.
41:23
And I was like, OK.
41:24
We're fine.
41:25
We're fine.
41:25
We're fine.
41:27
Get up the next morning, wake up, notification.
41:30
Will Leviss was not picked in the first round.
41:32
I said, oh, no.
41:35
I said, oh, no.
41:36
Yeah.
41:37
Hopefully, some other stupid team picks him up,
41:40
because we don't pick till 41.
41:43
And I was like, OK.
41:44
What about my day?
41:48
Me and Sean, we got plans that night to go see a movie.
41:54
And I'm waiting downstairs.
41:56
I'm taking a nap.
41:57
Yeah.
41:58
I'm getting ready to go.
41:59
And I get a notification on my phone
42:03
that Steelers with the first pick in the second round
42:05
get Joy Porter Jr. I think that's who it was.
42:08
And then I was like, oh, I guess the second round has started.
42:13
Well, the Titans won't pick while I'm here.
42:16
So I'm just not even going to turn on the TV,
42:19
because we're about to leave in like 10 or 15 minutes.
42:22
And then the notifications on my phone
42:24
were almost simultaneous in the fact
42:27
that it was Titans trade up to 33.
42:31
I said, oh.
42:32
And then it was, bam, Titans draft Kentucky quarterback
42:36
Will Leviss.
42:38
And then I said, oh, no.
42:41
This can't be true.
42:43
Tell me God.
42:44
It's not true.
42:46
And it was true.
42:48
I go to Twitter.
42:49
It's everywhere.
42:51
We drafted Will Leviss.
42:56
Not doing great the rest of the day.
43:00
We traded up to draft Will Leviss.
43:03
That was brutal.
43:05
I mean, once I saw we traded up, because I was watching it.
43:08
Once I saw we traded up, I knew it was going to happen.
43:10
Like, I didn't even think there was another option.
43:14
Like, once I saw it was Titans trade for the whatever pick,
43:17
I was like, yeah, it's Will Leviss.
43:18
And then they announced it.
43:19
I was like, OK, that sucks.
43:20
I knew it was going to happen.
43:22
So I mean, doing it wrong, I was very sad.
43:25
But I was like, whatever.
43:26
But I mean, I hate this class, the draft class overall.
43:31
So he's not the reason.
43:35
He's part of it.
43:38
Yeah.
43:39
And then, I mean, we've said enough about Will Leviss.
43:44
The rest of the draft, we get a running back in the third round.
43:48
I'm more pissed about that.
43:49
Yeah.
43:50
Why?
43:51
Because he doesn't have an ACL apparently.
43:54
And we took him in the third round.
43:58
Like, he's coming off a major knee.
44:00
Like, I saw this tweet about him regarding his knee injury.
44:05
I don't know all of the lingo in this tweet,
44:07
because it's very medical.
44:08
But it says, quote unquote, reports
44:10
of full thickness cartilage loss parentheses
44:14
in stage arthritis in parentheses,
44:17
which would explain why his knee is not unstable with ACL tear.
44:20
Arthritic knees with bone spurs are rarely unstable.
44:24
Can play in NFL, but will have very short career.
44:27
Third round draft pick.
44:30
Arthritic knees.
44:33
Very short NFL career.
44:34
Is this a geriatric?
44:35
What do we do?
44:37
He has to run.
44:39
He's a running man.
44:41
He will retire before Derek Henry.
44:44
Probably.
44:44
Like, I'm saying that right now.
44:46
I'm like, I have made my terms of Will Levis being that.
44:51
I mean, I've said this.
44:52
Let's go.
44:53
There you go.
44:53
I scored.
44:54
I've said this like.
44:55
Need one more goal.
44:57
Short and sweet.
44:58
He sucks, like I said, told her so.
45:00
He's awesome.
45:01
I don't give a shit because the Titans are awesome.
45:04
I'm pissed about this, because it's
45:05
third round draft pick with a guy who's going to retire
45:07
and who's not going to make it out of his rookie contract.
45:10
Not even like with the Titans with an NFL team.
45:12
And also, we could have drafted a wide receiver.
45:18
Yeah.
45:19
Needed one.
45:20
So, man, I don't know.
45:21
I hope Rand pulls some shit with this,
45:24
like, because I know some players are going to get cut
45:28
probably sooner or later.
45:30
He better pick someone up.
45:31
Or I'm going to be like, hey, maybe this guy.
45:34
I know it's very irrational.
45:36
But maybe this guy ain't all we thought he was going to be.
45:40
The only other, like, I actually have a couple of things
45:46
to say about the draft.
45:48
I like our fifth round pick, Wiley.
45:51
The Titan.
45:51
I thought he was good.
45:52
The Titan.
45:53
I looked him up, saw his highlights on YouTube,
45:56
and it was just all of them were just him catching touchdowns
46:00
from Ritter.
46:01
And it was like, kind of awesome.
46:02
He's good.
46:03
I like him.
46:04
I saw a tweet that was like, people forget.
46:07
It's like, yeah, we need help at wide receiver.
46:09
But we're one chig ankle spraying away from so and so
46:16
starting.
46:16
I was like, I don't even know who that is.
46:19
It's starting tight end.
46:20
I was like, I don't even know who that is.
46:22
We're one trail and hamstring pull away from our wide receiver
46:26
one being NWI.
46:27
Or Chris Moore.
46:28
Yeah.
46:32
I'd rather have some no name and tight end.
46:34
Chris Moore's third and second year.
46:35
Chris Moore would be our wide receiver one.
46:38
Yeah.
46:39
So another thing I have to say to follow up with your,
46:45
like, if this doesn't work out, maybe this guy isn't it.
46:50
We had one of the worst past defenses in the league last year.
46:56
There's a press conference after the draft.
46:59
And Rand Carthon's like, oh, yeah, I didn't even
47:02
know that we drafted all offense.
47:04
I'm like, oh, that is something that you should know.
47:06
He knew.
47:08
He's trolling.
47:09
Yeah.
47:11
They were trolling the entire draft.
47:13
Oh, yeah.
47:13
It was after they drafted Wiley.
47:15
They all like waved at the camera and everything.
47:17
I was like, oh, you motherfucker.
47:18
Like, that's something like, this seemed better to be good.
47:24
Like, you can't just do that and then hope your seven round
47:26
wide receiver pick out at UT Martin turns out to be a stud.
47:30
Like, you've got to make some moves, man.
47:33
Like, I saved that tweet for when we had never
47:37
fully go like when we fire it five and 12.
47:41
And it's just like, oh, say goodbye to the Titans playoff
47:44
chances.
47:44
I mean, I have, I have, I mean, it's been years
47:52
since I've been left like after the draft.
47:56
I'm like, Titans did well.
47:58
I mean, way too long.
47:59
It's been five years.
48:04
But I mean, this one's like, yeah,
48:06
this one's like, you know what, man, I don't care.
48:10
Let's just see what happens.
48:12
Like, if we don't sign a wide receiver, I'll be furious.
48:17
Like a good wide receiver.
48:18
Who else is there?
48:19
I don't know.
48:20
But like, I mean, I saw someone say in the next week or so,
48:25
there'll be some like, quote unquote,
48:27
unexpected cuts from the notable players from other teams.
48:32
So, I mean, if we don't do something there
48:34
and we roll into the season with our wide receiver room,
48:40
Trailing Burks, Chris Moore, and whoever the hell else,
48:45
I'll be furious.
48:48
I mean, it's really going to be like run Derek Henry
48:50
until his foot explodes again.
48:54
Yeah.
48:56
So, I mean, my hopes are just as of right now,
49:01
it could, Ross could change whatever.
49:03
As of right now, my hopes are just finished second in the division.
49:07
Why do you guys think that Will Levis fell to the second round?
49:13
He's not good.
49:15
But if he was every other team.
49:17
Oh, I get all these other reports.
49:18
Is it like, oh, nobody known of his teammates
49:22
went to his birthday party?
49:24
Like, is it like that?
49:25
I just don't think he's a good quarterback.
49:28
No, it's because like, all these ESPN mock drafts
49:31
like fell like in love with him because he's a quarterback.
49:36
And, you know, Kentucky kind of plays like an NFL style offense.
49:40
I was reading a couple articles.
49:43
So, I was.
49:44
Well, that makes me more scared then, because he sucked ass.
49:50
If you're already playing an NFL system and you suck,
49:53
I don't want you to come in.
49:55
Like, I want you to change systems.
49:59
I'm just I'm just putting it out there.
50:02
So listen, mock drafts mean they mean nothing.
50:10
Except for whoever out there.
50:12
I forget.
50:13
And if on network called the Texans getting the second and third picks.
50:18
Yeah, we all after that guy.
50:19
That guy's a genius.
50:20
That was other than him.
50:22
Everyone else is my draft.
50:23
What's his name?
50:24
I've got.
50:25
Dang it.
50:25
I had never heard of him before that happened.
50:28
Oh, and I forgot his name.
50:30
I saw it.
50:31
I saw it that day, like draft day.
50:34
And I was just like, this guy's a clown.
50:36
Oh, are you joking?
50:39
I thought that too.
50:39
And then it happened.
50:40
I was like, OK, this guy is going on.
50:42
And I was just mock draft.
50:43
I don't really give a shit about.
50:45
But you he called.
50:46
Got it.
50:46
Good for him.
50:47
Got it.
50:47
And he called it to he called the first three picks.
50:50
I was like, hey.
50:51
But so and I mean the Scouts know ball.
51:01
The ESPN people.
51:04
I mean, they know more than like us.
51:07
Does ESPN hire Scouts?
51:10
Because they should.
51:11
Probably not.
51:12
I have no idea.
51:13
No, because they're not entertaining.
51:15
I mean, they have Mel Kuiper and McShay.
51:17
No offense to them.
51:18
But like, I will say that.
51:20
Statistically speaking, they've probably been more wrong.
51:22
I will say offense to them because I like McShay.
51:25
Mel Kuiper is a blowhard.
51:27
Yeah, I do not like Mel Kuiper.
51:29
I hate him.
51:30
He's another Levist just ball fondler.
51:33
Yeah.
51:34
He gave us a B plus on Levist alone.
51:39
I want to be wrong so bad, obviously now.
51:42
But I want to be wrong.
51:43
I hope he's an all-famer.
51:44
I've never wanted to be proven.
51:47
You kind of flew by what you said.
51:50
Can you reiterate about drafting Will Levist?
51:54
So win-win for me and any other Will Levist haters.
51:58
Because either in four years, we're going to be two in 15.
52:01
And we get to tell everyone I told you so.
52:03
And then we'll suck and we'll draft another quarterback,
52:05
whatever, overall.
52:07
Or we're really good.
52:09
And that would mean Will Levist is good.
52:12
And I don't really care that I was wrong.
52:14
You can't hurt me.
52:15
It's like, oh, you were wrong about Will Levist.
52:16
Cool.
52:17
We're in the playoffs.
52:18
I don't care.
52:19
Worst case scenario, we go eight and nine for three years
52:22
with him and start the quarterback.
52:23
Which is very possible.
52:25
Just being OK is the worst scenario.
52:29
And that's kind of bad.
52:31
I think that's like a-
52:33
The Titans have lived for the last decade.
52:35
And barring a few years.
52:37
You know what?
52:38
We are a trash franchise.
52:40
And I'm not the first person to say it.
52:43
And I won't be the last.
52:44
We're going to roll out this new stadium.
52:48
And it's going to be Will Levist, Cuban,
52:50
15th throw into fucking, probably DeAndre Hopkins,
52:56
two torn hamstrings.
53:00
No, we're going to be throwing, Will Levist
53:02
is going to be throwing to that seventh round wide receiver
53:05
from, see, it's like, UT Martin.
53:07
UT Martin.
53:08
UT Martin.
53:09
UT Martin.
53:10
I have her.
53:10
You joking?
53:11
I have her.
53:11
People say that this guy could be like,
53:13
I'm in the rough.
53:14
I'm like, cool.
53:15
We need like a stud.
53:17
Because Traylin, I love, I like him.
53:19
I think he has good upside.
53:20
He's not ready for wide receiver one.
53:22
Yeah.
53:23
So he might never be, honestly.
53:25
Who knows?
53:26
So we need someone.
53:27
Because right, I mean, it's literally
53:29
it's him and Chris, I guess, Chris Morris, wide receiver two.
53:33
I guess.
53:34
I mean, either him or Westbrook, Keene.
53:37
It's just the same thing as last year, like, which sucked.
53:41
Yeah.
53:43
We bring in Robert Woods, veteran wide receiver.
53:48
Except we're not even doing that this year.
53:49
Yeah.
53:50
Which I guess I'm fine with.
53:51
And then we bring in Chris Moore, who's even older.
53:54
But he's not even like good.
53:55
He's not even good.
53:58
So I mean, I really, I'm really just, I have no hopes.
54:01
My expectation, as of now for the season,
54:03
finished second in the division.
54:04
And I'll be satisfied.
54:08
And we'll be happy.
54:09
Do you, do you think the Titans can win this division?
54:12
I mean, they can.
54:13
Anybody can win this division.
54:15
Yeah.
54:15
Because the Jags are the favorite and the Jags are the Jags.
54:18
You know the Jags have never won back to back division titles?
54:22
I didn't know that, but that doesn't shock me.
54:25
How many years have they been good?
54:28
Like five.
54:31
Of their entire 20-ish year existence?
54:34
30 probably.
54:35
Five sounds correct.
54:37
I wouldn't be surprised if it's like seven.
54:39
OK, whatever.
54:40
It's not like.
54:41
Yeah, I know what you mean.
54:42
It's few and far between so that doesn't shock me.
54:45
I mean, yeah, we can definitely win this division.
54:47
Because I mean, we were seven and three, four, ten.
54:50
I got hurt last year.
54:51
Yeah.
54:52
So then we lost seven in a row.
54:56
So this team definitely can.
55:00
But I mean, we'll see.
55:02
I don't expect this.
55:03
I don't expect us to win the division.
55:05
We'll see.
55:07
It sucks.
55:08
Yeah.
55:10
We missed it.
55:12
Oh, the window is all but closed last year.
55:15
Yeah, we slammed it shut.
55:17
Yeah, we slammed it shut this year, for sure.
55:20
But that's Titan's football.
55:24
Catch the fucking fever.
55:26
I'm losing my voice for some reason.
55:28
Rapid.
55:29
I mean, I've said all I have to know.
55:31
Chris, you got no XFL this week.
55:36
Tragedy.
55:37
Weak off for the XFL championship.
55:40
But you know what I do?
55:41
We do have USFL.
55:43
Right.
55:45
Got to do some.
55:46
I mean, I suck at betting baseball.
55:47
So I might as well bet something else.
55:50
Also, I want to recap.
55:51
The haters can suck a fat one.
55:54
Mr. XFL is back.
55:56
2-0 last week.
55:57
Let's go.
55:58
What is wrong with my football?
55:59
I don't know.
56:00
What the hell is your fat one?
56:01
Do you have any more beverage?
56:02
No.
56:03
Go get one.
56:06
OK.
56:07
I'm just going to rattle through this and we'll be done.
56:09
But all right.
56:11
Chris's USFL gambling corner.
56:16
This is based on about five minutes of research,
56:19
just based on records and vibes.
56:23
But I'm betting all four games.
56:26
You got to do it.
56:27
We'll start out.
56:27
Memphis showboats playing.
56:31
I remember who they're playing.
56:33
Plus 6 and 1 half.
56:34
Well, 6 and 1 half against the whoever's.
56:39
I'll look that up real quick because I
56:41
do want to at least know who they're playing.
56:46
Chris's USFL gambling corner.
56:49
They're playing the Michigan Panthers.
56:52
The Panthers, I have no idea how they're doing.
56:54
I think they're doing all right this year.
56:56
They sucked ass last year in the USFL.
57:00
So that's the vibes pick.
57:02
Plus 6 and 1 half.
57:04
Why not?
57:05
Let's see what happens.
57:06
Then Philadelphia stars taking on the Houston gamblers.
57:10
Stars minus 2 and 1 half.
57:12
I'm going to take the stars minus 2 and 1 half.
57:15
Gamblers don't seem to be very good this year
57:18
on the two games they've played.
57:20
Stars seem better.
57:21
Minus 2 and 1 half.
57:23
This isn't going to be groundbreaking research.
57:28
I see.
57:29
New Orleans breakers minus 2 and 1 half
57:32
against the New Jersey generals.
57:35
I do follow the USFL on Twitter from last year.
57:38
And apparently this quarterback they have,
57:40
I don't know his name, this quarterback they have
57:42
has been offensive player of the week, I think,
57:44
both weeks so far.
57:46
Two of the three weeks.
57:47
So I'm going to.
57:48
Go.
57:49
I'm going to rock with him.
57:50
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
57:55
No.
57:56
Yes.
57:57
Get the pot.
57:57
Put it in.
57:59
There it is.
57:59
There it is.
58:00
That's the over.
58:02
OK, I have won a bet.
58:04
I am not a fraud.
58:05
I am not a fraud.
58:06
Congratulations.
58:07
Proud of you.
58:07
Thanks.
58:09
All right.
58:09
Breakers minus 2 and 1 half because their quarterback
58:11
is apparently really good.
58:13
And then Birmingham stallions Pittsburgh
58:16
Mahlers over 44.
58:20
Stallions have scored the most points
58:21
and given up the second most points.
58:25
Let's go over 44.
58:28
And that is the inaugural, probably one of many,
58:32
Chris's USFL gambling.
58:34
I thought you were going to say one and done.
58:35
No, no.
58:36
I mean, if I go in four, probably.
58:42
But you know what, let's based off records and vibes.
58:47
New segment, Chris's USFL corner.
58:52
Yeah.
58:53
New segment.
58:53
And then the final Chris's XFL gambling corner
58:56
will come next week with the championship game.
58:58
The renegades taking on the defenders.
59:01
I'm actually pretty pumped.
59:04
Well, it's cool because the renegades are a sub 500 team
59:07
taking on the defenders over 10.
59:09
That's kind of cool.
59:11
Yeah.
59:12
That's cool.
59:14
That is cool.
59:15
We'll be taking the over just because fuck it.
59:17
So whatever that is, but I'll probably pick a side.
59:19
True thing.
59:20
So yeah.
59:25
Will Mr. XFL disappear after the championship
59:29
and become Mr. USFL?
59:30
Mr. XFL will reign forever because I did pull up my record.
59:37
After last week, I am 24, 15, and won in the XFL this year.
59:43
So even with a late season slide, still pretty damn good.
59:47
So we'll take it.
59:48
Hell yeah.
59:50
Well, that's going to be it for us.
59:52
Thank you so much for listening and watching.
59:55
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59:59
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