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When nature calls... it CALLS! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what crack alike?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the Big Boss Dog Snoopy deco, double
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  Speaker 3: gizz in your face to me and in the place to.
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  Speaker 5: nine six eight niney three. Kyle, I saw you at
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  Speaker 5: your baseball game. Your was your son's baseball game.
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  Speaker 4: It was my.
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  Speaker 1: Nephew's baseball games. So many baseball softball games in our
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  Speaker 1: lives right now. But something really interesting happened in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the game. Like it was pretty intense because
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  Speaker 1: I think they were rival schools, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: the umpire just ran just ran off the field, and
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  Speaker 1: everyone's kind of like looking at each other, like where's
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  Speaker 1: he going?
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  Speaker 2: What is he doing?
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  Speaker 1: And it's out in the open, so we're watching where
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  Speaker 1: he's running to, and we see he's going to the
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  Speaker 1: porta potties nearby.
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  Speaker 2: Your call, Would you could hold a number one for
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  Speaker 2: a while?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So you know, start to get a little sympathy for
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  Speaker 1: this guy because it had to have been an emergent
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  Speaker 1: moment for him to literally just hop up and bounce
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  Speaker 1: in the middle was kind of gone for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: So one of the coaches is like, should I step
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  Speaker 1: in and improvise being the umpire here?
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  Speaker 2: I would you say like time out or no if
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  Speaker 2: you're out?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's probably got up and ran, and
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  Speaker 4: maybe he thought it was gonna be a quick visit
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  Speaker 4: and it was not a quick visit.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe something else happened. That's the first I know.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone left, though We're like stuck going like what do
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  Speaker 1: we do in this situation or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: And we're kind of just waiting and waiting, and neither.
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  Speaker 1: One of the coaches wanted to step in and improvise
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  Speaker 1: being being the empire because then they would think they're
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  Speaker 1: being favored their team, So we just waited.
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  Speaker 2: We just raded. But I'm like, he came back.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a parent could have stepped in or someone like
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  Speaker 1: someone should have done something in that case.
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  Speaker 2: But did did A? Did he when he came back?
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  Speaker 2: Does he acknowledge anything about that?
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  Speaker 1: Just game on?
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  Speaker 2: Does he run back or walk back? He jugged? Wow,
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  Speaker 2: he jugged Ginger?
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  Speaker 1: So how long was he in the pody for aroximately
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  Speaker 1: twelve to fifteen?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is a big maternity for children. Listen, hey, Darren,
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  Speaker 2: what's up man? You're on the air. You got a
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  Speaker 2: story that's relatable to this?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was an efficient at my college roommate's wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Thirty seconds into the ceremony, I realized I left my
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  Speaker 3: entire printer's speech at my hotel room, so I had
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  Speaker 3: nothing memorized, like nothing. So I stood there at the
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  Speaker 3: altar with two hundred people staring at me, and I
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  Speaker 3: just started improvising. Like I talked for like almost eleven
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  Speaker 3: minutes straight, making up stories about about them that I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't even short it was true. I just, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I just went along with what I was saying at
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  Speaker 3: the time. At some point, I think I accidentally implied
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  Speaker 3: that they met in rehab.
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  Speaker 5: I need not.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think they met and rehab. I'm not one
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  Speaker 3: hundred percent shore, but the groom mother grabbed my arm
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  Speaker 3: as the receptions, I was kind of scared. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, did I said something wrong? And she
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  Speaker 3: said that that was the most beautiful thing. She was
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  Speaker 3: probably wasted, so they had no idea that it was
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  Speaker 3: all made up.
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  Speaker 5: That's great. That's probably what the umpire was waiting for
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  Speaker 5: Kyle to say to him. That was just so beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: You have the game finish up in a big hurry
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  Speaker 2: after that, all right, Darren, Well, thanks for calling in man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: You know, speaking of the Empire story, just the other day,
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  Speaker 5: my wife and I were we walked his place to
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  Speaker 5: goat breakfast, and and I normally will be going this walk, Werove,
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  Speaker 5: You've done many many times. Sometimes I have an emergency
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  Speaker 5: because I'm working on my diet right and I'm working
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  Speaker 5: on my gut health, and sometimes I have to go
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  Speaker 5: to the bathroom. And there's been a couple of times
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  Speaker 5: where I've had to go right, you know, you know
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Like like the umpire the situation.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're sitting there at breakfast and she goes, okay,
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  Speaker 5: you're ready to walk back, and I like, yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: think I have to go to the bathroom, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 5: never mind, I think I'd be okay, and she's like, no,
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  Speaker 5: you go in there, go to the bathroom. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to have to deal with you pooping in the
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  Speaker 5: alley again. I was like, yeah, I bet you never
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  Speaker 5: thought you were going to say that ever in a relationship.
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  Speaker 5: But it was an emergency and I had to go.
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  Speaker 4: The storage unit.
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  Speaker 5: That was the other one was the other one the
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  Speaker 5: other way. And that's why I can completely relate and
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  Speaker 5: understand this umpire. Sometimes things happen and you have to go,
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  Speaker 5: Like I wonder if a police officer would use that, Like,
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  Speaker 5: if you're a basic, normal, upstanding citizen and you're caught
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  Speaker 5: in an emergency situation go to the bathroom, they arrest you,
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  Speaker 5: or they go, hey, I understand you.
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  Speaker 2: You had to be at that level. And it depends
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  Speaker 2: where you are. Yeah, what's what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: So if you are in the city, if you're coming
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  Speaker 5: out of the nightclub in the middle of the ninety
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  Speaker 5: in the street, okay, that's wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are driving by somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: And you see a guy with his wife and he's
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  Speaker 5: in an alley going to the bathroom, Like I've gone
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  Speaker 5: number one in the bushes, and I'm looking in an
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  Speaker 5: alley looking at the bushes, and I'm like, if I
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  Speaker 5: get pull over, you know, we.
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  Speaker 4: Should almost ask an officer, let's I would like to
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  Speaker 4: know the answer to I would too, because I really
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I actually could see that becoming like like an on,
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  Speaker 1: like an ongoing bit for us.
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  Speaker 2: Ask an officer. He had to go. You had to go, man,
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  Speaker 2: John J.
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  Speaker 5: Rich because FM or she just a text text JJR
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  Speaker 5: and whatever situation you were in where you had to
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  Speaker 5: improvise to get out of it.
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  Speaker 2: The ninety six eight nine three