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49 - Big Brother, Below Deck Mediterranean, The Valley, RHORI, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance · Rather Be Rotting

0:09
SPEAKER_02: Welcome to rather be robbing.
0:11
SPEAKER_02: We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
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SPEAKER_02: Expect all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be robbing.
0:29
SPEAKER_04: Hello.
0:30
SPEAKER_04: Hi.
0:30
SPEAKER_04: I can't look at you yet again.
0:32
SPEAKER_04: Why?
0:33
SPEAKER_04: Because we're too close, it's weird.
0:35
SPEAKER_03: And not only are we like really close together, we're both laying down.
0:39
SPEAKER_03: We're lounging.
0:40
SPEAKER_03: And that's not because we don't care about the quality, like, you know, putting all of our effort in.
0:45
SPEAKER_03: It's for audio purposes.
0:48
SPEAKER_04: This is the whole crux of the podcast is like to lay, to rot.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, if we like really were on theme, we would be laying down every single time.
0:58
SPEAKER_04: Uh anyway, we're really sorry that it's been a while.
1:01
SPEAKER_03: It's been a while.
1:03
SPEAKER_03: Remember that song, Nickelback?
1:04
SPEAKER_03: Do you have a good excuse?
1:06
SPEAKER_03: Um, I have been just like in a baby bubble, honestly.
1:10
SPEAKER_03: I have been with my baby every day.
1:12
SPEAKER_03: By baby, I mean your baby.
1:15
SPEAKER_03: And I just couldn't take to the mic, even though there's been so much going on that I have been, you know, filing away in the cabinet of my brain.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: So I'm ready.
1:26
SPEAKER_03: I feel we should just jump in to the wedding.
1:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was gonna say we should jump into what we literally are minutes off of.
1:33
SPEAKER_04: No, I think we gotta cover the rest of the world before we get into shows.
1:37
SPEAKER_03: I just think that the wedding is old.
1:40
SPEAKER_04: But we haven't discussed our thoughts with our 10 listeners.
1:43
SPEAKER_04: They care what we think.
1:44
SPEAKER_03: Okay, what are your fresh new thoughts that no one has thought of yet in the past week?
1:49
SPEAKER_04: They've definitely thought this, but I think that upon reflection, the MSG of it all does make sense.
1:55
SPEAKER_03: Totally.
1:56
SPEAKER_03: I think we've all gone from like yeah, right, to is this real to this is so tacky to oh I get it.
2:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
2:05
SPEAKER_04: And quite frankly, I can't wait for pictures.
2:08
SPEAKER_04: Uh Kylie Kelsey did say on her podcast or somewhere that eventually they will release pictures, and I just When did she say that?
2:18
SPEAKER_04: I just saw it on Instagram moments ago.
2:20
SPEAKER_04: Okay, great.
2:21
SPEAKER_04: And I genuinely cannot wait.
2:23
SPEAKER_04: Do you think we'll like her dress?
2:25
SPEAKER_03: No.
2:26
SPEAKER_03: A hundred percent no, because I don't like the other bridal wear coming from Dior's Jonathan Anderson.
2:33
SPEAKER_04: Well, it might not look anything like that.
2:36
SPEAKER_03: I know, but did you see that one of that he just debuted this week of like the it was like off the shoulder and it kind of had flowers hanging off of it?
2:44
SPEAKER_03: Somebody said, and again, you know, the internet is just a cesspool, but somebody said, like, oh, sources say we wouldn't be wrong to think that the dress looked something like this.
2:57
SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what?
2:58
SPEAKER_04: It doesn't really matter if we like it.
3:00
SPEAKER_04: And honestly, if she liked it.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: She just, you know how they say some people never miss?
3:06
SPEAKER_03: She she never hits.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: No, she never does.
3:08
SPEAKER_03: She just never hits, so like, why would we think that the wedding would be any different?
3:12
SPEAKER_04: I support her in her dreams.
3:15
SPEAKER_03: I just the FOMO of a situation is just something I'm still grappling with a week later.
3:22
SPEAKER_03: Like Yeah, because if a thousand people got an invite, like why not us?
3:26
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I understand why not us.
3:28
SPEAKER_03: I'm not delusional, but like I just like what could I have done differently in my life?
3:34
SPEAKER_03: Like, what decisions have I made that led me here and not there?
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Like, what could I have done differently?
3:41
SPEAKER_03: You know, they say like one decision alters your whole life, like we went wrong somewhere.
3:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, I chose to switch high schools, like one week into my high school career.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: If I had stayed at the other high school, would I be at that wedding right now?
3:56
SPEAKER_04: We'll never know.
3:58
SPEAKER_04: Um, separate but different.
4:00
SPEAKER_04: What are your thoughts on Joe Owen and Sarah Pigeon making out all over the place?
4:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know how I feel about blonde and on blonde.
4:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
4:09
SPEAKER_03: It's almost like automatic incest for me.
4:13
SPEAKER_04: She's not naturally blonde though.
4:15
SPEAKER_03: She had brown hair before the Kennedy show.
4:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, when she goes to back to Brunette, they can hang out again.
4:23
SPEAKER_03: She shouldn't.
4:24
SPEAKER_03: She looks way better as a blonde.
4:25
SPEAKER_03: What I don't understand is like why he's okay with being so public with her now.
4:28
SPEAKER_04: That's exactly what I was gonna say.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: He took her to like this park that all the celebrities go to to be spotted.
4:33
SPEAKER_04: Where was it?
4:35
SPEAKER_03: That park in England with like all the really tall grass.
4:38
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
4:39
SPEAKER_03: Like Zoe Kravitz was there too.
4:40
SPEAKER_03: Remember, and everyone was like, oh, watch out for ticks.
4:43
SPEAKER_03: All these stars need to watch out for ticks because they're like all just nestled and cuddled in this really tall grass.
4:50
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I don't know.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: I just I don't I I don't understand what's different.
4:55
SPEAKER_04: I do.
4:56
SPEAKER_04: She's not a million times more famous than him.
5:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess that's true.
5:02
SPEAKER_03: He could argue maybe perhaps that he's more famous, which is probably what he wants.
5:07
SPEAKER_03: He's not threatened.
5:09
SPEAKER_03: And I guarantee you that on her wedding day, he was not did not think for one second like a lot of her songs are like something about looking better in the rear view, and you know, say a remember me, and I bet you think about me.
5:24
SPEAKER_03: Like a lot of her songs are like wishful that her exes are looking back thinking they made a mistake.
5:32
SPEAKER_03: And I don't think Joe is doing that at all.
5:34
SPEAKER_03: I think he's looking at that wedding and just thinking, like, thank fucking god.
5:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, probably.
5:40
SPEAKER_03: Because it really, there's really only like one man in the entire world that would agree to get married at Madison fucking square garden and be like amped about it.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: And that's Travis Kelsey.
5:52
SPEAKER_03: Can you just imagine how different it would have gone if she had married Joe Allen?
5:56
SPEAKER_03: We would never know about it.
5:57
SPEAKER_03: Like the ceremony and everything, like it just would have been so much more tasteful, but here we are.
6:02
SPEAKER_03: I just, you know, want to be in the room where it happened real bad.
6:06
SPEAKER_03: Like that song goes out to Taylor and Travis from me.
6:10
SPEAKER_04: Do you have any other thoughts on anything that's happened in the world of late?
6:13
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think it's crazy that they got a dog and kept it a secret.
6:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
6:19
SPEAKER_03: Like, why is that the thing that they're deciding to keep between them?
6:22
SPEAKER_03: A dog?
6:24
SPEAKER_04: I I don't know why people choose to do the things that they do.
6:28
SPEAKER_04: Will we ever know?
6:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure she'll put it in a song.
6:33
SPEAKER_03: Number one, we got the fluffy dog.
6:39
SPEAKER_03: He was just a puppy now.
6:41
SPEAKER_03: He's so so big.
6:43
SPEAKER_03: And honestly, there hasn't been much else in the world that I've cared about at all.
6:47
SPEAKER_03: This has been all-consuming, especially being here on the East Coast.
6:51
SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to think if there is anything I'm forgetting, but I just, you know, nothing is coming to mind.
6:57
SPEAKER_04: So we can just jump into the show we're fresh off of.
7:00
SPEAKER_03: So we watched the Big Brother premiere minutes ago.
7:05
SPEAKER_03: What what did you think?
7:07
SPEAKER_04: It's the corniest show on TV.
7:09
SPEAKER_03: Well, it always has been.
7:10
SPEAKER_03: That's not new.
7:11
SPEAKER_04: I don't know that it always has been.
7:12
SPEAKER_04: It has not always been this bad.
7:14
SPEAKER_03: It's always this bad, dude.
7:16
SPEAKER_04: I feel that it's progressively worse.
7:19
SPEAKER_03: The corniness to me is I was on phase because I think it's been this bad for a while and it's just a reality I've accepted by signing on to watch.
7:29
SPEAKER_03: But I think the cast looks really interesting.
7:32
SPEAKER_04: It does.
7:33
SPEAKER_04: I think there's some people older than their 20s, like a few, which is good.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the two in their 50s, Angela and that other girl.
7:39
SPEAKER_04: But there's some people in their 30s too.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: Like who?
7:42
SPEAKER_04: I think the farm chick.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, she looks like she could be older.
7:46
SPEAKER_03: She's beautiful.
7:47
SPEAKER_03: They're all the most beautiful cast I think we've ever had.
7:50
SPEAKER_03: So I think I'm I'm I'm excited and I hope that Angela and Devons are not immediate targets.
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Well, what do you think of the charade with Rachel?
7:58
SPEAKER_03: Stupid.
7:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
8:00
SPEAKER_03: You know, that's just what I've come to expect from them.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Again, like that's what they do.
8:06
SPEAKER_03: That's sometimes when I watch that show, like, alone in my house at night, I'm like, other adults are like watching this.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, and they have enough people that will tolerate this level of cornball.
8:16
SPEAKER_04: I mean, you know, I like to put the live feeds on from time to time.
8:19
SPEAKER_03: Which seem really boring.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: So we either get really corny or really boring.
8:22
SPEAKER_03: I mean, the whole thing with the time travel and they love to do like an edit where they like transport people.
8:28
SPEAKER_04: And I just envision them like sitting the people down and saying, okay, now act now sit around this table and act like it's shaking.
8:35
SPEAKER_04: You just got back from a time machine.
8:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:38
SPEAKER_03: Crazy.
8:38
SPEAKER_03: I know.
8:39
SPEAKER_03: I'd be like, no.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: But they make them like read their scripts in the diary room too, so these people are will clearly do anything.
8:50
SPEAKER_03: Like, just wait till the one the unitards come out.
8:53
SPEAKER_04: We don't have I don't mean like I don't have a ton of other thoughts because we didn't like nothing really happened.
8:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the competitions, I mean, once you start with the special effects and the comp and and special effects is in quotes, by the way.
9:05
SPEAKER_03: In the competitions, like I zone out.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: I was zoning out for a lot.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't even know.
9:09
SPEAKER_03: We have three competition winners.
9:11
SPEAKER_03: Couldn't tell you who.
9:12
SPEAKER_03: And or why.
9:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, what are they gonna do?
9:15
SPEAKER_03: Are they gonna face up against each other?
9:18
SPEAKER_03: No, they just want safety.
9:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so so it's Devons or Angela or D that's gonna win the spoiler alert.
9:28
SPEAKER_03: Like they didn't even think through the the Rachel thing.
9:32
SPEAKER_03: Like, what was that?
9:34
SPEAKER_03: What was that?
9:35
SPEAKER_03: Like to be a fly on the wall in the room where someone pitched that?
9:39
SPEAKER_03: Because now it's now Julie just says, Well, I'm gonna think of someone to replace her.
9:44
SPEAKER_04: Like, what?
9:45
SPEAKER_04: Every year I think maybe Julie Chen will get some training.
9:50
SPEAKER_04: And every year she does not.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, but the biggest crime of all is that they roped Jeff into this.
9:58
SPEAKER_03: Sweet, sweet Jeff probes.
10:00
SPEAKER_03: And he played along.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: What did he say as you read the paper?
10:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, oh yeah.
10:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
10:06
SPEAKER_03: And yet he was the star of the show.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: Jeff?
10:09
SPEAKER_03: Best performance by far.
10:11
SPEAKER_03: I like Selena's titties better.
10:14
SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, we didn't watch RuPaul, so.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: Well, I didn't either.
10:17
SPEAKER_03: I said we.
10:19
SPEAKER_03: But I just like him.
10:21
SPEAKER_04: Yes, but you know I love my Jeff.
10:23
SPEAKER_03: So we'll see.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: Put a pin.
10:24
SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
10:25
SPEAKER_03: Mickey.
10:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, that's so crazy.
10:28
SPEAKER_03: So dark.
10:28
SPEAKER_03: Like, that's just like to to kick it off that way.
10:32
SPEAKER_03: Like she was just there last year.
10:35
SPEAKER_04: Was it last year or the year prior?
10:36
SPEAKER_04: I think it was the year prior.
10:37
SPEAKER_04: Was it?
10:38
SPEAKER_04: Was it?
10:38
SPEAKER_04: Fuck, I don't know.
10:39
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, it doesn't matter.
10:41
SPEAKER_04: She's dead.
10:41
SPEAKER_04: R.I.P.
10:42
SPEAKER_04: It's really sad.
10:43
SPEAKER_03: I'll never never mind.
10:45
SPEAKER_04: What?
10:46
SPEAKER_03: Forget the meme you sent me about her.
10:48
SPEAKER_04: What meme did I send you?
10:50
SPEAKER_04: I've already forgotten it.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if this is speaking ill of the dead, or maybe she would think it was a compliment.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: I'm honestly not sure, but you sent me the meme that she looked just like that monster from Monsters Inc.
11:02
SPEAKER_03: that was like dating Mike Wazowski.
11:04
SPEAKER_04: Oh, because of the way she had her braids tied.
11:08
SPEAKER_03: But at the tips.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: But also just like her whole spirit seemed like that.
11:14
SPEAKER_03: Like her vibe.
11:15
SPEAKER_03: You know, like she was very like fancy and I don't think I think I would take it as a compliment.
11:21
SPEAKER_04: Okay, great.
11:22
SPEAKER_03: What about you?
11:22
SPEAKER_04: I think I would feel indifferent.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: Like the way she carried herself was very like pretty and feminine, like the monster.
11:29
SPEAKER_04: Sure.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
11:32
SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
11:32
SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
11:33
SPEAKER_03: That's like really fucking sad and just life is short.
11:37
SPEAKER_04: Another season kicks off.
11:39
SPEAKER_04: It's so crazy to me that Big Brother's like a summer show and we're, in my opinion, halfway through the summer.
11:45
SPEAKER_03: A hundred percent.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: But it ushers us into fall and makes it like a little bit less depressing that that the year goes by so fast.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: I guess so.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: Like fuck, it's already September, but Big Brother is still on.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: Okay, you know?
11:56
SPEAKER_03: It just like makes me feel like safe.
11:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
11:58
SPEAKER_03: We also have another return.
12:00
SPEAKER_01: Doo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: Remember when Shannon was like, I hear the theme music.
12:07
SPEAKER_03: I hear it in Amsterdam.
12:10
SPEAKER_03: That was so funny.
12:12
SPEAKER_03: Welcome back, Vicki.
12:14
SPEAKER_03: Vicky is so everything to me.
12:18
SPEAKER_03: Just her face alone, like the way she makes her eyeballs massive.
12:21
SPEAKER_03: And the way she talks.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: And now that I'm ten seasons in with this broad, it's she is so special, and I can't imagine the show without her.
12:32
SPEAKER_04: And yet we adapted for a time.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: But was it good?
12:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:36
SPEAKER_03: Why did she get fired?
12:39
SPEAKER_03: You'd have to ask our Lord and Savior about that.
12:41
SPEAKER_03: You know what's funny is I saw an interview with Tamara that was like, wow, Tamara 16 seasons of Orange County, and she's like, well, it would have been 18 if they didn't fire me.
12:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, speaking of Tamara, we both thought she looked terrible, and we can comment on her looks because she chose to get work done.
12:56
SPEAKER_04: Dude, what did you discover that she did?
12:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, well, two years ago, she did an endoscopic brow lift, but she looked like that all last season, and we didn't think anything of it.
13:07
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know if the Botox was just extra.
13:11
SPEAKER_03: Um, and Jen also looked very spooky.
13:14
SPEAKER_03: In the confessional, she not at the restaurant.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: She looked like she was wearing someone else's face, like like Leatherface or um Ed Geen, that monster guy.
13:23
SPEAKER_04: Emily looks really good though.
13:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she looks great.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: Gina looks great.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: She does.
13:28
SPEAKER_03: She does.
13:29
SPEAKER_03: The new girl.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: Carmella.
13:31
SPEAKER_03: Not so much.
13:32
SPEAKER_03: Carmela's a bitch.
13:34
SPEAKER_04: Yet again, another Heather Dubrow party that I would kill to be at.
13:37
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was no Taylor Swift wedding, but they did spend$75,000.
13:41
SPEAKER_03: I would eat my weight and sushi at that party.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: They spent$75,000 is more than people spend on their wedding.
13:47
SPEAKER_04: Certainly more than I spent on mine.
13:48
SPEAKER_03: So she spent that on one party, and and Vicky finally said what I've been think what we've all been thinking, like, how does a doctor make enough money for you to drop$75,000 on a party?
14:00
SPEAKER_03: And I know he's on TV shows and stuff, but like when they were building, I'm currently in the season where they're building that house with like 17 bathrooms and like they're spending 250,000 on c over budget on cabinets.
14:13
SPEAKER_03: Like that is not doctor money, dude.
14:15
SPEAKER_03: That's not even TV money, really.
14:17
SPEAKER_04: Like I don't I don't know how to explain it.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: Because her point that their parents are still alive is valid.
14:23
SPEAKER_03: So maybe they got they gave them money.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: How much?
14:27
SPEAKER_03: Why would Vicky just say that if it wasn't true?
14:30
SPEAKER_04: Just maybe she had a theory.
14:31
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: I think it's fun.
14:34
SPEAKER_03: It's fun to speculate.
14:35
SPEAKER_03: There was one fight that I didn't enjoy, which was them they they fought during the Ultimate Girls Trip taping.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: And we had to go back and forth with their confessionals, and I just feel like show us the footage.
14:49
SPEAKER_03: I know that the show hasn't the show hasn't premiered yet.
14:52
SPEAKER_03: I understand that and I respect that.
14:54
SPEAKER_03: But I don't think it's gonna take anything from the show to show that one fight or even just a snippet of the fight.
14:59
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we gotta get eyes on that.
15:01
SPEAKER_04: If you're gonna include it, I can't wrap my head around it.
15:04
SPEAKER_04: Very uh discombobulating.
15:06
SPEAKER_03: And sometimes with these women, like they fight so well, they know what they're doing.
15:11
SPEAKER_03: They're such a well-oiled machine that it's almost like predictable.
15:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, Heather is gonna talk shit with Shannon, and then Shannon's gonna go tell Tamara that Heather talks shit, and then Tamara's gonna confront Heather, and it's just like a formula almost.
15:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:25
SPEAKER_03: So the machine is almost a little too well-oiled, and that's why I'm glad Vicky's here because she's not a machine, she won't.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: She bows to no schedule, no rhythm.
15:34
SPEAKER_03: Like she's just here to whoop it up.
15:37
SPEAKER_03: What do we think of her?
15:38
SPEAKER_03: What do we think of her new man?
15:40
SPEAKER_04: I really don't know enough to know it to say anything yet.
15:43
SPEAKER_04: He was very quiet.
15:44
SPEAKER_03: I uh think that he is great for her so far.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: He loves to be in Porto Vallato with her, and really, like, at the end of the day, she's a simple gal.
15:56
SPEAKER_03: She doesn't need money from a man, you know, she doesn't need romantic gestures, she just wants to be with someone.
16:03
SPEAKER_03: She just wants to, like, you know, not go home to a to a big empty house.
16:07
SPEAKER_04: She wants somebody who fills her love tank.
16:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
16:11
SPEAKER_04: That's it.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: So I I'm I just I'm hoping for that.
16:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, if he is a simple guy, that's perfect.
16:18
SPEAKER_04: The The knowledge that her son is 40 really upset me.
16:25
SPEAKER_03: That was deeply, deeply upsetting.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: I remember when he was in college and Vicky came to his house.
16:30
SPEAKER_04: Who could forget?
16:31
SPEAKER_04: In my mind, like that's he's still at college, you know.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: I mean, he certainly probably didn't graduate.
16:37
SPEAKER_03: So you don't know that.
16:39
SPEAKER_04: What if he's like a fancy hotshot now?
16:41
SPEAKER_03: Well, I do remember Vicky was trying to recruit him for her company.
16:43
SPEAKER_03: Did did that ever happen?
16:45
SPEAKER_03: Who can say?
16:46
SPEAKER_03: Right now I'm in season 10 in my rewatch, so it's like so interesting to to be, you know, in two places at once.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: I almost feel like I'm a time traveler.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: Big brother callback.
17:00
SPEAKER_03: But she, Brianna, is in Oklahoma with their two kids, and and of course, Vicky is devastated.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: She's still with that guy?
17:09
SPEAKER_03: Um, I think so, from what I saw on Instagram.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: But I know how that feels now, you know?
17:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'm not a grandma, but I am an aunt, and Tamra is also becoming a grandma, and she's running around telling everyone it's my baby.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: I wanted a baby, I got my baby.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: Because I also feel like it's my baby.
17:26
SPEAKER_03: If I could, if I could please share the new nickname that we've coined for me.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: No.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: So I said no.
17:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna teach him to call me wummy.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: Regina Hall made this up.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: It's short for wish you were my mummy.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: I think it's just super cute, wummy.
17:43
SPEAKER_04: Nope.
17:43
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of grandmas, Kyle Richards is gonna be a grandma.
17:46
SPEAKER_04: Mazzle.
17:47
SPEAKER_03: Mazzle to um, what's her bucket?
17:50
SPEAKER_03: Farah?
17:50
SPEAKER_03: Mazzle to Farah, Mazel to Kyle, Mazzle to all the girls who are gonna be first-time aunts and they're gonna understand the splendor for themselves.
17:59
SPEAKER_04: Um, back to Orange County.
18:02
SPEAKER_04: It's really hard for me to watch scenes with Archie, and they didn't even put up like an in memory of Archie.
18:08
SPEAKER_03: That is so rude.
18:09
SPEAKER_03: I know.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Do you think they weren't recording, they weren't shooting when he died.
18:14
SPEAKER_03: No, but he has since passed, like I was wondering if they were waiting for that part.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they didn't do any sort of slate.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: So rude.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: We've seen so many.
18:24
SPEAKER_03: That dog gave us everything.
18:25
SPEAKER_03: I know.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: We've seen a lot of pets, you know, that's part of the journey of housewives is having to say goodbye to pets we love.
18:31
SPEAKER_03: Like Coco.
18:33
SPEAKER_03: Hecate.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: No, co- is Coco still with us?
18:36
SPEAKER_03: Coco was Ramona's, but what was Sonia's name?
18:39
SPEAKER_03: Remember the one they threw in the water?
18:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
18:41
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember that dog's name.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: I threw her ashes.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: RIP to that dog.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: RP to Jiggy, of course.
18:45
SPEAKER_04: Jiggy.
18:46
SPEAKER_04: Like I said, Hecate.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: Hecate.
18:48
SPEAKER_03: Hecate is recent.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: To chalob, we've lost birds.
18:50
SPEAKER_03: That's probably a big thing.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: We've lost dogs.
18:52
SPEAKER_03: It's part of life.
18:53
SPEAKER_03: It's the circle of life.
18:54
SPEAKER_03: And you know, that's what makes reality TV reality.
18:57
SPEAKER_04: Did you have any additional thoughts on Orange County?
19:00
SPEAKER_03: No.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: Can we go to below deck, please?
19:01
SPEAKER_03: Because that's where things are actually popping.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Definitely.
19:04
SPEAKER_03: I love this show.
19:06
SPEAKER_03: And I was really sad when it kicked off, like, oh, I have to get to know a whole new boat crew.
19:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, this sucks.
19:12
SPEAKER_03: Like, it's not gonna be, you know, I miss my Jenna and my Ben and my Alicia.
19:17
SPEAKER_03: Daisy.
19:18
SPEAKER_03: Daisy.
19:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, miss Jaw.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: But I gotta give it to them.
19:24
SPEAKER_03: A whole different cast, but by golly, did they do it again?
19:27
SPEAKER_04: I think it should be considered some kind of assault to unknowingly sleep on somebody else's Jiz.
19:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: That is so crazy to me.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: And the editors, like, you know, unwashed sheets day one, unwashed sheets day two.
19:44
SPEAKER_03: I could you live with yourself if you did that?
19:47
SPEAKER_04: I'm not clear on why he didn't just wash them immediately, and if he saw Nathan, just be like, oh, I spilled something and I'm just getting these in the wash for you.
19:56
SPEAKER_03: Well, he said every time he went to the washing machine it was full.
19:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that he like went enough times that Does he know what a full washing machine looks like?
20:03
SPEAKER_03: Like what this man doesn't have doesn't seem to have two brain cells to rub together.
20:09
SPEAKER_04: Definitely not.
20:10
SPEAKER_04: Which I thought he might be a catch, but And it's funny because as we were watching this and you know he's explaining how he doesn't want anything further with what's her name.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: Jen.
20:21
SPEAKER_04: And, you know, my husband was sitting there and said she looked crazy, which is accurate.
20:26
SPEAKER_04: And I said, why would anybody want to have sex with her?
20:29
SPEAKER_04: And he said, There's just something different about crazy, and that's all he could say.
20:34
SPEAKER_03: I mean, obviously the fact that I have attracted mates before proves that theory.
20:38
SPEAKER_03: That's true.
20:39
SPEAKER_03: So don't act like this is new information.
20:42
SPEAKER_04: It's just I don't I guess I don't understand.
20:44
SPEAKER_03: I just like Joy a lot better.
20:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Joy's great.
20:48
SPEAKER_03: And he made the wrong choice, which he knows.
20:50
SPEAKER_04: Oh, she would not let him not know.
20:53
SPEAKER_03: Also, those top bunks, like the fact that they were able to have sex in the top bunk one time.
21:00
SPEAKER_04: I could never get some 16-year-old shit.
21:03
SPEAKER_03: I don't even think I would get so claustrophobic being so tall.
21:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:07
SPEAKER_03: And he's so tall.
21:09
SPEAKER_03: Like the ceiling was right there.
21:11
SPEAKER_03: It seems uncomfortable for sure.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: Even just to sleep that way.
21:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: But I mean things are popping, and next week Nathan's gonna find out.
21:20
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
21:21
SPEAKER_03: So I'm really excited for that.
21:24
SPEAKER_03: Um, I just changed positions to lay the way you're laying, and the way I was laying before was so uncomfortable.
21:30
SPEAKER_03: Like, what?
21:31
SPEAKER_03: Why didn't I just start laying the way you were laying?
21:34
SPEAKER_04: For some reason, you don't seem to know that everything I do is correct.
21:38
SPEAKER_04: I know.
21:38
SPEAKER_04: When will I ever learn?
21:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay, back to below deck.
21:43
SPEAKER_03: What did you think?
21:44
SPEAKER_03: I know we're late, but that crazy drunk charter guest that was up until 2 a.m.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: Literally my worst nightmare.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: One of his exact quotes was I've had five girls pee on me at once.
21:56
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, I remember that.
21:58
SPEAKER_04: Sick.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: He said it like he was so proud.
22:01
SPEAKER_03: I know, and I didn't know that okay, so this is boat is different.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: On this boat, they have someone stay up all night.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: Like there's always someone up.
22:09
SPEAKER_04: That was the case.
22:10
unknown: No.
22:11
SPEAKER_04: In case they want something.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: No, well, they they ask Jen to stay up until the last guest goes to sleep in case they want something.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
22:18
SPEAKER_03: But then they have somebody like in the front of the boat doing like watching like the the waves or the wind or something.
22:24
SPEAKER_03: Remember when Cooper woke up Sandy because the number of knots or something went over a certain.
22:30
SPEAKER_04: Maybe they always have to do that.
22:31
SPEAKER_03: But I don't think they did that on the c the Katina.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: Nobody was.
22:34
SPEAKER_04: I guess it's an older boat.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: Maybe.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:37
SPEAKER_03: And that also explains like why the bunks are so small.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: Because like, yeah, because Cooper's had to stay up.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Uh Nathan had to stay up with him, the guest, and then um Luke had to get up at like 2 a.m.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: to do the night shift.
22:50
SPEAKER_03: And remember, Jen stayed up to talk to him.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: Brutal.
22:53
SPEAKER_03: It was so funny.
22:55
SPEAKER_03: It was like a out straight out of a comedy.
22:57
SPEAKER_03: Like her they showed like a montage of her like sitting around, eating a snack, like just like twirling in a circle, resting.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: And then when Luke comes down, she's like, oh, I just finished everything.
23:08
SPEAKER_03: Like she had literally been waiting hours just to talk to him.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: I give them all props for pulling off an escape room on a fucking yacht.
23:15
SPEAKER_03: Like that seems impossible, and I was very invested.
23:18
SPEAKER_04: Always really impressed with the things that these people pull off.
23:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is a great show.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: I also really enjoy Isha and her accent.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh, me too.
23:26
SPEAKER_03: And just looking at her, she's beautiful.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: She's stunning.
23:30
SPEAKER_03: Nathan, on the other hand, I at first I thought it was so sweet.
23:34
SPEAKER_03: He's this new dad.
23:35
SPEAKER_03: He has this beautiful woman that he's going to see like every couple nights.
23:39
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like not about Nathan.
23:43
SPEAKER_03: And I do because I just feel like he was all over Joe.
23:46
SPEAKER_03: Right when he found out his mom got breast his mum got breast cancer.
23:50
SPEAKER_03: And that's just like not right.
23:52
SPEAKER_03: And he misheard and jumped all over him with incorrect information.
23:57
SPEAKER_03: And I'm glad they made up, but like people don't forget.
23:59
SPEAKER_04: I mean, if they made up, then you have to move on.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: I'll try.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I and I Nathan, you know what, Nathan got what was coming to him by having you know, sleeping in those jizz sheets.
24:10
SPEAKER_04: I don't think that's true.
24:12
SPEAKER_04: Remember, that's really bad.
24:14
unknown: Remember.
24:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, remember, I'm here for my jizz results.
24:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, back when we still liked Tom Sandoval.
24:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh my didn't we?
24:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:24
SPEAKER_03: I think I already knew we'd already knew what happened at that point.
24:27
SPEAKER_04: I saw something on line the other day that made me think it said if Touch in Public was a DINS song, we would love it.
24:35
SPEAKER_03: Probably, yeah.
24:36
SPEAKER_04: And I think that's accurate.
24:37
SPEAKER_03: I think it's accurate too.
24:38
SPEAKER_03: I forgot about that song.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: Did you see Tom Sandoval's like pushed his I didn't watch the video, but I am aware of what occurred.
24:47
SPEAKER_03: Pushed his his girlfriend's dad into a fire pit.
24:50
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it was intentional.
24:52
SPEAKER_03: No, I think like he was recording him and Tom's like, stop recording me, man!
24:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:57
SPEAKER_04: And that was a pretty good impression.
24:59
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
25:00
SPEAKER_03: But then the girlfriend is also accused of assault.
25:03
SPEAKER_03: So Ariana Maddox is celebrating her Emmy nomination, by the way.
25:09
SPEAKER_03: So Can you believe Summerhouse was nominated?
25:12
SPEAKER_03: No, god no.
25:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, was it that good?
25:15
SPEAKER_04: No, it really should not win.
25:16
SPEAKER_03: Scandaval deserved it.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: Summerhouse does not.
25:19
SPEAKER_04: Speaking of, um, do you want to move to the valley?
25:22
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
25:23
SPEAKER_04: It's a hard watch all the way around.
25:26
SPEAKER_03: I I actually thoroughly enjoy it.
25:28
SPEAKER_04: I just hate Danny so much.
25:30
SPEAKER_04: And I don't understand why Kristen is so like Danny and Nia can do no wrong.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: Because because she got close to Nia because they had babies at the same time.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: So she's like that bond, you know.
25:45
SPEAKER_03: I think as you know, like having a baby is something that can be isolating and it changes you as a person in ways that like people that aren't moms would never understand.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: And I think that really bonded them.
25:57
SPEAKER_03: But Lala's a mom, Britney's a mom.
26:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but they're far enough removed, they're not in the the thick of the hormones of it all.
26:04
SPEAKER_03: Like Kristen is clearly like going through it.
26:07
SPEAKER_04: She just has some postpartum anxiety happening.
26:09
SPEAKER_03: She just wants to be with her kid, and she says, like, she's only gonna be this age for one fucking second, and I wanna see it.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: And I you know, having a nephew now, I totally get that.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: Like, I I would way rather be staring at him than like out anywhere.
26:24
unknown: Okay.
26:25
SPEAKER_03: And that's just me with my nephew, not even my own kid.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Do you disagree?
26:30
SPEAKER_03: I mean Yeah.
26:34
SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, that's what makes the world go round.
26:37
SPEAKER_04: Listen, I it's not that I don't want to stare at him all the time because I do.
26:40
SPEAKER_04: It's just like not I I'm happy to also go out.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: You're you are happy to have a balance.
26:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
26:48
SPEAKER_03: And I think that that's what Luke wants.
26:50
SPEAKER_04: He's going about it all wrong though.
26:52
SPEAKER_04: He really just needs to shut it up.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: But he's just a dumb guy.
26:54
SPEAKER_03: He's just a dumb guy.
26:55
SPEAKER_04: When is he gonna learn that at this time he needs to just shut up?
26:59
SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
27:00
SPEAKER_03: He might never learn.
27:01
SPEAKER_04: Well, that's a problem.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: So I feel like Danny and Nia's confessionals are all sad through gritted teeth.
27:07
SPEAKER_03: Like everything they're saying, it's like, you know, it's on her birthday.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: I've just, you know, I just got a little irritated because you know.
27:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, Nia, she just I just wanted to go have some fun, and we have a nanny, so why is she freaking out?
27:22
SPEAKER_03: I hate him so much.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: It's like, whoa.
27:27
SPEAKER_04: That scene at the end of the of the episode where he's drinking the bar by himself.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Hang it in, hang it in the loo.
27:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so good.
27:34
SPEAKER_03: You know what else you can hang in the loo?
27:36
SPEAKER_03: Lala rocking her fortune teller look.
27:39
SPEAKER_04: I saw a meme online that said if you if Lala's coming at you, or anytime Lala has a silk headscarf and hoops on, you know she's about to read a man for a filth.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Truly.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: Like she was ready.
27:48
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm happy she's here.
27:50
SPEAKER_03: I honestly think she's doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
27:52
SPEAKER_04: 1000%.
27:53
SPEAKER_04: Because everybody else is kind of like a slog.
27:55
SPEAKER_04: Like Michelle, you can't cry over your ex being with his new girlfriend in front of you when you did exactly the same thing last year.
28:02
SPEAKER_03: I know, but that's just like such a a normal human thing to do.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: It's like you always want what you can't have as soon as you see them.
28:11
SPEAKER_04: What did you think of Janet sharing her trauma?
28:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, she had to go through that.
28:19
SPEAKER_04: Me too.
28:20
SPEAKER_04: And it but here's the thing though, like she's super seems to be self-aware at this point that that's where a lot of her feelings towards Danny are coming from.
28:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:30
SPEAKER_03: But she still won't apologize.
28:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm conflicted because part of me feels like she doesn't need to apologize.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I see that.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: I too.
28:39
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
28:40
SPEAKER_03: But I do think maybe I probably I would probably apologize at this point if I were Janet.
28:47
SPEAKER_04: Listen, I'd like to think that I would, but when I see that little man on the screen, I just don't know if I could muster the word sorry to him.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: I know.
28:56
SPEAKER_04: It would make me physically ill to say it to his face.
28:59
SPEAKER_03: It might be for the good of the show though, because it's just this conflict is getting so tiring.
29:06
SPEAKER_03: I do too.
29:07
SPEAKER_03: Get off the show.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: Just get off the show.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, put them on because then we'll see what really happened with Lala and Sheena.
29:17
SPEAKER_03: Put us in castle.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: Uh one bright spot we got was this week or last week.
29:23
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember.
29:24
SPEAKER_03: Last week was Zach getting a bird, bird shit on him and getting hit by a stop sign.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, a traffic light sign in the same 45 second span.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: Cinematic genius.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: And that, you know, that's just something that happened.
29:40
SPEAKER_03: We all got lucky.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was great.
29:43
SPEAKER_04: He's such a trooper.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: I know.
29:45
SPEAKER_03: Those parties were so sad.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: They had three parties, and each one was more sad than the last.
29:50
SPEAKER_03: Actually, you know what?
29:50
SPEAKER_03: Night two was great.
29:51
SPEAKER_03: Michelle was on the bar.
29:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was fun.
29:53
SPEAKER_03: That was actually a fun night, so I take it back.
29:55
SPEAKER_04: The only fun party was Zach.
29:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and he wasn't even there, but I think that he wouldn't have ruined it.
30:00
SPEAKER_03: He was there eventually.
30:02
SPEAKER_03: Did he go show up?
30:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he did.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: Good for him.
30:04
SPEAKER_03: Well also, we didn't have an Atlanta.
30:07
SPEAKER_03: But we haven't talked about it.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: The ladies are in Scotland.
30:11
SPEAKER_03: Scotland.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: Angela accused Shamia of sleeping with George.
30:16
SPEAKER_04: Why is everybody accusing Shamia of hooking up with random people?
30:20
SPEAKER_03: Shahoa.
30:21
SPEAKER_04: I'm confused where all these accusations are coming from.
30:23
SPEAKER_03: I mean, if there's that much smoke, is it safe to say there's fire?
30:26
SPEAKER_04: And also the fact that Portia like won't even be in the same room with the conversation is a little telling to me.
30:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we did bring that up last time.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: Um, did you notice there was this one shot of Kelly where she looked like a blue pom-pom.
30:40
SPEAKER_03: And then there's another scene where she's talking about her$250 million lawsuit, and her boobs are literally, they're blurring her boobs.
30:48
SPEAKER_04: Her outfits are crazy.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: And I don't I think she likes it like that.
30:54
SPEAKER_03: Like when she was on Watch What Happens live, they had to blur her her nipples.
30:57
SPEAKER_03: And they they give Cynthia a bunch of shit for being the one with nip slips, but like Kelly's way worse, and she's so small, and the boobs are so rotund and painful looking.
31:07
SPEAKER_04: Every feature on her face, it's the same problem.
31:10
SPEAKER_04: She's blown everything up.
31:11
SPEAKER_04: It doesn't work on her small frame.
31:14
SPEAKER_04: She needs to stop.
31:15
SPEAKER_03: Jarvis needs to stop funding her cosmetic work, or he needs to give her more to pay for someone more qualified.
31:21
SPEAKER_04: I looked at a before and after of her the other day.
31:24
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
31:25
SPEAKER_04: She was like so cute before she ruined her face.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: It happens to the best of us.
31:32
SPEAKER_04: It's upsetting.
31:34
SPEAKER_03: We also said goodbye to Rhode Island during our three-week break.
31:38
SPEAKER_03: And we said goodbye to Liz for good, which we didn't even know.
31:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm not surprised.
31:43
SPEAKER_04: What?
31:43
SPEAKER_04: I'm not.
31:44
SPEAKER_04: She didn't seem that into it, if I'm being honest.
31:46
SPEAKER_04: She just seemed kind of frustrated the whole time.
31:48
SPEAKER_04: And she is scary.
31:50
SPEAKER_04: So.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: And she is a lot older than most of them.
31:53
SPEAKER_04: And I think they might have things to hide.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: Like the stuff with Gino?
31:59
SPEAKER_04: You mean Dino?
32:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Dino.
32:01
SPEAKER_04: What is it?
32:03
SPEAKER_04: No, like if if if he just owns some cannabis dispensaries, right?
32:08
SPEAKER_04: Which is like the most regulated thing in the country.
32:12
SPEAKER_03: Where are they getting money for a house like that?
32:17
SPEAKER_03: It goes back to Terry and Heather.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: But you think they're doing shady shit.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: Terry and Heather or not.
32:23
SPEAKER_04: I think perhaps there are things they don't want the government to come looking at.
32:28
SPEAKER_03: Then why did they go on the show in the first place?
32:30
SPEAKER_03: Have they never heard of the the past cases?
32:33
SPEAKER_04: People don't think.
32:35
SPEAKER_04: Is Brian the dumbest man in the universe?
32:38
SPEAKER_04: In the worst teal outfit?
32:40
SPEAKER_04: That outfit was insane.
32:43
SPEAKER_04: Was that to distract people?
32:44
SPEAKER_04: Like, what was that?
32:46
SPEAKER_04: I just think the whole time I'm looking at them both makeup, like lying past each other, things that don't make sense.
32:52
SPEAKER_04: It's like obviously so stupid and they're gonna get divorced at some point.
32:55
SPEAKER_04: I'm just like, why are you still doing this, Rula?
32:57
SPEAKER_04: This man is so hideous.
32:59
SPEAKER_04: Such a troll.
33:00
SPEAKER_03: So many of the time when she was like, talk to him, Brian, you explain it.
33:03
SPEAKER_03: She's saying blah blah blah, you explain it.
33:06
SPEAKER_03: It was a sad showing, and that's so stupid.
33:10
SPEAKER_03: Like these people are so stupid.
33:12
SPEAKER_04: Do you think they'll bring Ashley Eye back?
33:15
SPEAKER_03: I think they have to because now that Liz is gone.
33:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:19
SPEAKER_03: I think they have to bring everyone else.
33:21
SPEAKER_03: Like they can't afford to cut anyone, you know, that even they need everyone to stay afloat.
33:26
SPEAKER_04: Well, we got a season two of coming, so.
33:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm excited.
33:30
SPEAKER_03: You know, I do think it was weird that Joelan had that much information about Rula, and it was a little weird enough putting, like, why are you so fixated on this woman?
33:39
SPEAKER_03: She had every document, like, she had like dental like appointment documents and random shit, like like she was quoting so many dates and instances and files, and it was a little weird to me.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: It was like a a little too much.
33:54
SPEAKER_04: Don't be calling her a liar.
33:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she was armed and ready.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: She had m memorized.
34:00
SPEAKER_03: She she was like the the nerd the nerd in the class that's like raising her hand like forever to answer every question.
34:08
SPEAKER_03: And I just don't I don't know how she had so much access to Rula's.
34:12
SPEAKER_04: And she said she had plenty of time because she got laid off because of them.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: So which is something that I honestly don't care about at all.
34:22
SPEAKER_04: I don't think she does either.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: Who rula?
34:25
SPEAKER_04: No, Joel.
34:26
SPEAKER_03: She's bringing it up like it's a problem.
34:27
SPEAKER_04: I know, but I think she's just happy she can be an influencer full time now.
34:32
unknown: Yeah.
34:32
SPEAKER_04: Alright, P Rhode Island, see you next year.
34:35
SPEAKER_03: We have a lot going on on 90-day fiance.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: I I do believe.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: Like, we start.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: We could start with Shay and Annabelle, perhaps.
34:46
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, this man.
34:51
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
34:52
SPEAKER_03: Lake Life seems kind of fun.
34:54
SPEAKER_04: No.
34:55
SPEAKER_04: Am I crazy?
34:56
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
34:56
SPEAKER_04: I thought it was absolutely depressing to watch these 50 to 60 year old people in the dark do nothing but stand around and take Jaeger bombs and then get shitfaced and speaking to a random microphone that appeared from nowhere.
35:14
SPEAKER_04: This looked like a frat party with elderly people.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: The microphone was crazy.
35:19
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, wow, he has this big of a friend group that he needs to address them with a microphone.
35:25
SPEAKER_04: He also is like gross, flirting with 20-year-olds right in front of her.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: He said, This is Aspen.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: If if if I were 21, you would never be here.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: That's what he said.
35:37
SPEAKER_04: This man is disgusting in so many ways.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: The disapproving look on her face is is getting bored like old to me.
35:44
SPEAKER_03: Like, just leave.
35:46
SPEAKER_04: Please leave.
35:47
SPEAKER_03: Or or you know, or it's your fault at this point.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: Like the girl, like the girl who's with the Egyptian that's an actor allegedly.
35:54
SPEAKER_03: Like it's your own damn fault what you're doing now.
35:57
SPEAKER_04: I don't I think it's slightly different because she is kind of she came from the Philippines.
36:06
SPEAKER_04: She's kind of reliant on him.
36:08
SPEAKER_04: Maybe she's learning a lot of things that she didn't realize were happening.
36:10
SPEAKER_04: It's a lot to process, but she's all the way across the world.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: And he is making concessions.
36:17
SPEAKER_03: Like he he gave up a night of drinking to do yoga with her.
36:21
SPEAKER_04: One time.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: And by yoga, I mean, raising his arms above his head one time and saying, Woo!
36:27
SPEAKER_04: It was a lot for him.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: But you know, it's a lot but as a start to Momajun.
36:34
SPEAKER_04: Just watching that lake party was depressing to me, I gotta say.
36:38
SPEAKER_03: You know, and hearing your analysis of it is almost like making me analyze myself in a way like I thought that that party looked great and fun, and you said it looked sad, and I'm like, wow, maybe I don't want to be a 50-year-old ripping shots like I thought I did.
36:54
SPEAKER_03: Like that was my aspiration.
36:56
SPEAKER_04: I don't think you should be aspiring to that.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: But but when the housewives do it, like I can do it like that, right?
37:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, but that's very different.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay, because that's what I think of.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Like Vicky, whooping it up.
37:08
SPEAKER_04: Vicky also has a fulfilling job and money and lives in Orange County.
37:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, these people do seem like yikes.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're right.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: So, alright, I guess we'll put a pin in there and we won't write her off or him off just.
37:24
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure I'm certain they'll get married.
37:26
SPEAKER_04: And his daughter has the most punchable face I've ever seen.
37:30
SPEAKER_04: Her smug ass smirk.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
37:32
SPEAKER_03: I love that like it's she's just like such a classic villain.
37:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, no, I'm into it.
37:38
SPEAKER_04: I'm just, it's it's just so punchable.
37:42
SPEAKER_03: I think she's fun.
37:43
SPEAKER_04: Allison.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: You know who's actually punchable?
37:46
SPEAKER_04: Who?
37:46
SPEAKER_03: Fucking Thomas.
37:48
SPEAKER_04: Thomas is so annoying.
37:50
SPEAKER_03: Paula and Thomas.
37:52
SPEAKER_04: I have a perfume allergy.
37:54
SPEAKER_03: My nose is running and I have to keep blowing it.
37:57
SPEAKER_04: You're being abusive to me.
37:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
38:00
SPEAKER_04: Like you want a couch and that's abusive.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: Like that chinless boob must have so much hate online.
38:06
SPEAKER_03: Like, can you imagine?
38:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay, but now we've met his stepmom Rennie, and honestly, I don't think it's his fault.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: Why would it be her fault?
38:15
SPEAKER_04: That woman appears to be a massive terror.
38:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but I she she scares the shit out of me.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, because she's like laughing and smiling, but it's like so eve.
38:26
SPEAKER_04: It's not reaching her eyes.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: No.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
38:30
SPEAKER_04: She openly talks so much shit.
38:32
SPEAKER_04: She's scary, that chick.
38:34
SPEAKER_04: And whatever the problem is, where she doesn't want Paula to bond with Thomas's mother, that's crazy.
38:42
SPEAKER_04: She sure shit isn't gonna bond with you.
38:44
SPEAKER_04: Psychotic behavior.
38:46
SPEAKER_03: Because you're a literal witch.
38:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, her outfit looked perfectly appropriate for the farm.
38:50
SPEAKER_03: I have never seen a witch live that lived on a farm before.
38:54
SPEAKER_03: She had the correct boots.
38:55
SPEAKER_03: She's fine.
38:56
SPEAKER_03: I know.
38:56
SPEAKER_03: They I want to know how long has the stepmom been in his life?
39:00
SPEAKER_03: Because you're saying that she has influenced him to get the person who's gonna be.
39:04
SPEAKER_04: I get the vibe that it's been a long time.
39:05
SPEAKER_04: I'm wondering if it's a situation where like mom wasn't really around a bunch, and now that she is more involved and wants to like reconnect, the stepmom feels like threatened, as Michelle would say.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: That's just like my armchair analysis.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: I did enjoy them touring the Queen Mary.
39:24
SPEAKER_03: I have been on the Queen Mary for like Halloween, they turned it into like a haunted house situation, which was crazy because it's already haunted.
39:33
SPEAKER_03: Um, and it was really fun.
39:34
SPEAKER_04: Would you get married there?
39:37
SPEAKER_03: It looked pretty.
39:38
SPEAKER_03: They looked excited about it.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I mean for them I think it's great.
39:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:42
SPEAKER_03: But I really hope that I mean I know she probably marries him, but like I wish she wouldn't, because he's just like so pathetic.
39:48
SPEAKER_03: He might be the like, he's more pathetic than Gino.
39:53
SPEAKER_03: Because Gino was on my top of most pathetic men.
39:57
SPEAKER_04: He just has a lot of feelings.
39:58
SPEAKER_03: He's very sensitive.
39:59
SPEAKER_04: He's very sensitive.
40:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's true.
40:01
SPEAKER_03: I am.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: His nose and his heart.
40:03
unknown: Oh my god.
40:04
SPEAKER_03: And to glue it shut, gluing it shut made the most sense to me at the time.
40:09
SPEAKER_04: That was so crazy.
40:10
SPEAKER_03: What?
40:11
SPEAKER_03: It's so random.
40:11
SPEAKER_03: Like, you didn't dump it down the drain, you didn't throw it away.
40:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, so now she's just gonna have this bottle?
40:17
SPEAKER_04: Like I feel like if his if he really had a bad perfume allergy, she would know about that.
40:23
SPEAKER_03: Well, she did know about it.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: That's why he was so mad.
40:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:27
SPEAKER_04: But I still don't think it's real, I'm sorry.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: He's just standing outside, like, not a sniffle in sight.
40:34
SPEAKER_04: Not a hive.
40:35
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
40:36
SPEAKER_04: Nothing.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: I do feel bad for him because I do am sure.
40:41
SPEAKER_03: He literally probably can't even go online anymore.
40:44
SPEAKER_04: Poor guy.
40:47
SPEAKER_04: It'll be okay.
40:48
SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
40:48
SPEAKER_03: Someone else who's probably getting a lot of hate online.
40:52
SPEAKER_03: Somebody who just can't control their crazy mode.
40:55
SPEAKER_04: Oh, we're gonna jump right to them, huh?
40:56
SPEAKER_04: I thought we'd save them for last.
40:58
SPEAKER_04: No.
40:59
SPEAKER_04: I what I'm not understanding here about Katie and Josh is why literally nobody will say you have a drinking problem.
41:07
SPEAKER_04: They'll talk around it and say everything else is a problem.
41:10
SPEAKER_04: Nobody will come out and say you you have to stop drinking.
41:13
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if she has a drinking problem.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: No.
41:16
SPEAKER_04: I'm telling you, she has a drinking problem.
41:19
SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't okay.
41:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're right.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: She has a problem when she drinks.
41:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't think she's an alcoholic.
41:24
SPEAKER_03: She's not like drinking every chance she gets.
41:27
SPEAKER_04: That's not how it always looks when you're an alcoholic.
41:30
SPEAKER_04: You know.
41:30
SPEAKER_03: I think that being an alcoholic was like drinking alone.
41:33
SPEAKER_04: No, it also can be that you can't drink without getting blacked out, and she seems to not be able to do that.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: But she's not doing it all the time.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: Do we know that?
41:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, we saw plenty of shots of her where she's very clear when she is and when she isn't.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: I think if she were doing it all the time, Josh wouldn't be I think she's doing it all the time.
41:52
SPEAKER_04: And she she was like assaulting these men.
41:55
SPEAKER_04: If the if this if the rules were reversed and this was a man.
41:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
41:59
SPEAKER_04: It's a problem.
42:00
SPEAKER_03: And afterwards, like she was way more worried about.
42:05
SPEAKER_03: Do you think that everyone's uncomfortable with me and won't want to hang out with me anymore?
42:08
SPEAKER_03: Definitely.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: Than she was about Josh.
42:11
SPEAKER_04: But also definitely.
42:12
SPEAKER_03: Like that's what brought her to tears.
42:13
SPEAKER_04: These people need to be getting her help.
42:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, hopefully now that she's watching, she is getting help.
42:18
SPEAKER_04: Where the fuck is this girl's parents?
42:20
SPEAKER_03: Like, sh yeah, because this is a young girl.
42:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: And she's she's like said she's lost friends in the past because of this.
42:31
SPEAKER_04: So it seems to me very simple.
42:33
SPEAKER_04: The solution is stop drinking.
42:36
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what people aren't getting about it.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because the anxiety is such a dark feeling, and for her to have it so often, and to be told over and over again that this is what you do.
42:48
SPEAKER_04: It actually kind of pisses me off watching them at this point.
42:52
SPEAKER_01: Why?
42:53
SPEAKER_04: Because it's like so clear what the issue is, and nobody's saying that, nobody's telling her.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know what?
42:59
SPEAKER_03: Her fiance is the biggest moron on the internet.
43:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, him too.
43:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's the hardest one to watch because he asks her, like, what goes through your head when you try to kiss all these men, and I'm standing right there.
43:12
SPEAKER_03: It's like sh yeah, there's nothing up there.
43:15
SPEAKER_03: She's blacked out.
43:16
SPEAKER_03: She said it how many times?
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Why are you trying to analyze the situation?
43:19
SPEAKER_04: Why aren't you taking her to a rehab facility instead?
43:23
SPEAKER_03: Or s getting her some she also just needs therapy straight up.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, she needs a lot of shit.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: Because it's like she was like smiling when she's like, you know, this is just like I don't like to be in uncomfortable situations.
43:36
SPEAKER_04: You don't like when bad things happen.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I did invite my ex, but I just don't really like Or like she said, I'm having a hard time empathizing with you because like I lived abroad for a year.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: She's like a bitch in general, but the drinking thing is number one.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: Why aren't we addressing it?
43:55
SPEAKER_03: Well the fact that she's calling it OCD.
43:58
SPEAKER_04: I don't love that.
43:59
SPEAKER_03: What where did she
44:00
SPEAKER_04: get that I don't I don't know I can't speak to her diagnosis or per potential misdiagnosis but what I can say is right in front of me is that girl has a problem with alcohol.
44:12
SPEAKER_03: But I will that I will not forget that shot from the preview of her like leaning in to kiss other guys.
44:18
SPEAKER_03: It's assault the preview of the whole season like coming up this season on and I was like it is assault.
44:25
SPEAKER_03: I had an audible gasp because that yeah that was crazy.
44:30
SPEAKER_03: I've never seen anything like that.
44:31
SPEAKER_03: We've seen a lot on this show.
44:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah we've seen boobs that were also purses.
44:36
SPEAKER_03: Yep I've done that we've seen cars being torn apart also you know same same suspect but anyway who next I guess we could just quickly touch on um the the Kleinfeld woman still don't have a name on her Marissa Yeah Marissa Melissa yeah she is also a horrible horrible person why because she literally said now I have another kid I have to look after and she looked him in the face and said I've never seen you be successful at anything Yeah what the fuck?
45:16
SPEAKER_03: And he's just like a puppy dog so he's just gonna like take the the hitting and come back.
45:21
SPEAKER_03: She's so pissed that he's not being productive or doing anything what exactly did you expect he would be able to do yeah like d did he have experience fixing fences?
45:32
SPEAKER_04: He's been in the country for all of like has it even been a week he can't work for like years.
45:38
SPEAKER_04: What did you think was gonna happen?
45:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:41
SPEAKER_04: And why are you making him feel like shit about it?
45:43
SPEAKER_04: And why yeah why are you calling him your kid?
45:46
SPEAKER_04: I hate this bitch.
45:47
SPEAKER_03: Honestly she sucks he was so cute like you know what if nothing else he got a trip to New York City out of it and he had the time of his life in Timesquare.
45:56
SPEAKER_04: I know how this I know how it ends for them I got spoiled.
45:59
SPEAKER_03: It's hard to have a fun time in Timesquare.
46:03
SPEAKER_03: You have to be a really special person in here I hate Timesquare most people do but he was like this is amazing like the buildings are so tall I feel like they're just gonna come on fall on me like literally no good for him.
46:16
SPEAKER_03: And you know what she he's just he's fun he's a bright light and she sucks is like a dark rain cloud.
46:25
SPEAKER_04: I loved when they went to Kleinfield and everybody was treating him like a celebrity that really made me happy I loved seeing Dorothy again.
46:31
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for reminding me it was nice to see it's always nice to see Dorothy.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: I know and it's just like every time I see her over the decades she has a different different hair and sh it's just fun and now she's embracing the gray mixing it up and she looks great.
46:45
SPEAKER_04: And why can't we get say yes to the dress back for the love of God what why is well we're going to because Madison from Love is blind or um Love on the Spectrum is gonna be on it.
46:54
SPEAKER_03: So they're gonna maybe just have a special with her but maybe like anytime they bring it back it's like six episodes and one of them is like a retrospective every time I hate that.
47:03
SPEAKER_04: Anyway she's literally terrible and I hate her and that's how I feel how do you feel about Mallory and Rashit?
47:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh you know it's hard because I really think they love each other but the money thing if they can't get on the same page is gonna be an issue.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: I don't I think they're hyping that up.
47:26
SPEAKER_03: Do you?
47:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah I think they're gonna be okay.
47:29
SPEAKER_03: I hope so it but think this is all stuff you need to talk about beforehand.
47:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah which they're doing so that's they always expect the the people coming from other countries always expect that their fiance will send money to their family.
47:45
SPEAKER_04: Yep.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: And that's just the biggest cultural difference I've seen is like they don't they're like what do you mean you're not gonna send it like they don't even think it's something they're she never even said she wouldn't.
47:54
SPEAKER_04: She just wanted him to understand what their finances look like.
47:58
SPEAKER_04: That she's got two mouth to feed she also has a new child in the family.
48:02
SPEAKER_04: I would like to know exactly how much she has in that brokerage account.
48:05
SPEAKER_04: But I think she's being really smart with that money not touching it.
48:09
SPEAKER_03: I would never be that smart in the zone I'd like to think that I would be but man I don't know.
48:13
SPEAKER_03: I think you might be I think my husband would force me to be my God I can I would like I literally have already spent that money it wouldn't be me it would be him but I would appreciate it you know I think they're gonna be okay honestly I think their biggest problem that they never talk about is how like he wants kids and she doesn't oh I forgot about that that's a problem that's something that you should definitely I think she'll I think she'll have a kid.
48:38
SPEAKER_04: But if she doesn't want one she just said she wasn't sure yeah that always means that they'll do it he's such a puppy dog about it I think she'll do it so cute.
48:48
SPEAKER_03: It just always has baby baby come on baby it's so cute so cute I do love him my little Charlie Sheen I guess I can see how you'd say that last but not least we have a woman who menopauses knocking on her door at 38 You know what just kidding not that I'm 38 not that I'm 38 she's also kind of terrible though she is so disrespectful to his culture she doesn't give a fuck she doesn't give a fuck she he goes all you have to do is say good morning ma'am good morning sir don't say hey she first thing she says hey mom hey dad she doesn't give a fuck just with swagger too like so easy to just do what he said like it takes nothing.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: And I had clocked that she said that the episode before too and I was like wow she's really comfortable calling them mom and dad like it hasn't really established a good foundation I bet you they never said call me mom and dad I bet you they've been like the fuck this whole time.
49:54
SPEAKER_03: To have her calm but you know what when God speaks to you directly you can do whatever you want you're on another like level that it that automatic swagger.
50:04
SPEAKER_04: And it was interesting at their lunch dinner how he went from being unsure to very sure in the course of one meal.
50:12
SPEAKER_04: Which made me think they were also playing up the argument.
50:15
SPEAKER_04: So now so now they're just gonna get married in the next nine days.
50:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:19
SPEAKER_04: Which is great for them.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: But the parents don't accept because she's 38 menopause is knocking on her door and they want her them to have a baby.
50:27
SPEAKER_04: So we'll see what happens with that you know I just uh I don't have the the Nigerian marriage record so I don't know how that one shakes out.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: That mom like she's scary I feel like her facial expressions could like make things happen.
50:41
SPEAKER_03: I'll obey that woman 100% I'm afraid of her I will never not call her mamma as long as I live yeah she just I feel like she could kill someone with a look.
50:51
SPEAKER_03: Hundo P Hundo Ps literally like low in the dark she's scary like uh what's her face on the reunion list oh my god jasmine no no Lisa I am wearing blue contact I have been cursed I have a Nigerian priest and then I am 60 years old and with child oh I wonder what she's doing and did she talk did she I'd like to see the medical record on that okay I'm not I'm I'm not saying that I don't believe her but I don't I don't believe her anyone any of the 10 people that are still with us that don't watch 90 day fiance if that if this isn't selling you just these random mumblings I'm not sure what else could yeah you just don't like fun and whimsy like that's all there is to it.
51:53
SPEAKER_03: That's all there is but then you get sucked into the rest and then you're next thing you know you're watching fucking divorce castle I guess oh my god you know what I do have a question while we're here why does Sarper have frosted gray tips?
52:06
SPEAKER_04: It's really unclear.
52:07
SPEAKER_03: Rebecca called attention to that and I was like I have never given that another thought but like but really I just think it's who he is you know um I gotta say also I think this was the episode before the last one because the last one was literally just like nothing but Zed grabbing that bongo really gave me a thrill.
52:27
SPEAKER_03: Like I don't I wouldn't say I was attracted but I was thrilled.
52:30
SPEAKER_04: The sexual therapy with everybody in the same room was really unsettling for me.
52:34
SPEAKER_03: I think it's gonna get worse because in the previews they're all wearing like SNM stuff BDSM.
52:40
SPEAKER_03: I only need to see Guillermo in that um I don't even want to see him like that though honestly like not not for me.
52:47
SPEAKER_03: So Guillermo and Sarper almost fought and then Sarper fell into the arms of Summit the tiny arms and said Sorry for hugging you I just really need this right now.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: And Summit was happy to oblige.
53:00
SPEAKER_04: Such a nice guy I think Summit in general is a nice guy.
53:03
SPEAKER_04: But next episode he's gonna um unveil some big secret what do you think it is oh I think he made it I think he made a bad investment and all our money's gone.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: Again?
53:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah didn't he already do that?
53:14
SPEAKER_04: I think I think that happened another time.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: Or was that somebody else?
53:17
SPEAKER_03: There's a lot of bad someone like bought a hair salon oh that was Asinole and Asin and Asin like said he bought a hair salon oh my god he took Nicole to go see it and it was like a pile of rubble or something no that's when Andre bought that property in Moldova the hair salon did not exist in rubbing or any form no but there was a rubble rubble house in Moldova Andre bought a pile of rubber took Libby to he bought a pile of rubble Chuck was there RP oh my god life is so short Chuck was just with us you know I cannot believe he died from a fall oh my god everyone please hold on to things like don't fall don't fall be careful in the shower Chuck be careful down the stairs just please be careful maybe we should all just start wearing helmets around just in case I'm down I take my stairs one step at a time quite literally yeah well and you hold a baby going down those stairs one step at a time when both feet are planted on the step I move to the next is that where you went wrong in the past every time I have fallen downstairs which has been several several several it has been my heel slipping out from underneath me.
54:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah same so I don't know if it's like I don't know if I was wearing socks every time or just didn't fully get my foot on the step I don't know something like that.
54:48
SPEAKER_03: That's same with me.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: I mean I think that's how it happens squeeze me squeeze me as we were um so after this fight and Sarper falls into Samit's arms Guillermo falls into the arms of Kara and they have a very steamy dance and kiss.
55:14
SPEAKER_04: But that's about it.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: How could he leave?
55:17
SPEAKER_04: They're so hot like that was so brutal honestly yeah that's right him shaking her hand and leaving the room was like woof and then the camera just like watching her sit there.
55:25
SPEAKER_04: But you can't really see her face but her body language says everything.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: It's really sad.
55:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah they're done they're like so done they're so done like if they couldn't have sex after that like if he could say no after that ain't gonna be nothing.
55:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah so that's tragical so tomorrow we're just gonna hang out with the baby.
55:47
SPEAKER_01: We'll rot with the baby.
55:49
SPEAKER_04: And then you leave on Sunday when you get home are you gonna rot?
55:52
SPEAKER_03: Hopefully you know I would like to watch Widow's Bay got 19 Emmy nominations.
55:58
SPEAKER_03: Wow really yeah it's been at the top of my list for a little bit now who's in that uh Matthew Reese.
56:05
SPEAKER_03: Who the fuck is Matthew Reese?
56:07
SPEAKER_03: Carrie Russell's husband they were in the Americans together I gotta get eyes on this guy.
56:12
SPEAKER_04: Hold on you gotta get more into culture I have to get into culture.
56:19
SPEAKER_03: He's hot I've never seen this dude in my life what never have I ever laid eyes on this motherfucker he's hot and no he's not he's actually double nominated because he was also in a show called I think the beast in me with Claire Danes.
56:34
SPEAKER_03: Oh god Claire Danes What she's so frantic yeah that's her thing never not and I think that's okay the pit got the most nominations for a drama ever 25 certainly it will clean up as it does.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: I will not watch I can't watch doctor shows unless it's Grays and you know what got 24 nominations?
56:57
SPEAKER_03: The most for a comedy ever I think tax I hope it wins all of them.
57:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah it deserves every fucking trophy ever made the best show start to finish I've ever watched I think I can say like the strongest start to finish because you know we love The Office but it it um it petered it definitely petered and then sex in the city season four is yeah it's a close season four okay it's t yeah but hacks I mean no notes no no I literally have no notes I know you had some notes last season but and you have a controversial opinion about the finale that it's not we're not gonna repeat.
57:37
unknown: Okay.
57:38
SPEAKER_03: Because it lit the way it ended was so beautiful.
57:42
SPEAKER_03: I didn't say it wasn't but you think it would have also been good a different way which it wouldn't have been like it had to end like that and it's just and every finale of every season has just ended so perfectly so beautifully well I can't wait to see what those those crazy kids do next um Paul W Downs and his his ladies hopefully something amazing Megan's Dalter got a 46 minute standing ovation 46 for her for her debut I could never thank God I wasn't there.
58:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure that set a record too I would have left she was in O'Marry and Gene Smart was there.
58:23
SPEAKER_04: That's so sweet yeah where was everyone else again I would have left uh 46 I can't stand for 46 minutes I can't anyway sorry it's been so long I missed I missed you guys we missed you our fans you can stop writing us letters now we're back they're coming through the fireplace like Harry Potter okay we're back Jesus calm down we did warn you it was going to be a bit of a brief hiatus okay I don't think anyone could have predicted it would be this long though has it been two weeks I think it's been three girls oh whatever we're back back baby hopefully next time we we chat we'll have pictures of the wedding dress oh my god but the suspense is the best part I said this about the albums coming out like I'm just I want to enjoy this is it called liminal space I don't know but I know I want to enjoy whatever we're we're in okay well in the meantime thanks for rotting with us thanks for rotting with us