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Chris Franjola on Beyonce, Jay-Z, Garth Brooks and P Diddy · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather Macdonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 1: the show to know.
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  Speaker 2: She talks Hollywood tales, her real-life Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Segment, serial data, and serial sisters. You'll be addicted and addicted.
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  Speaker 3: Fast to the number one tabloid real-life podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woof, woof. Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Lucky you, because we
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  Speaker 1: have our favorite My Comedy Life partner and husband, Chris Frangiole.
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  Speaker 1: You are back in the Juicy Scoop studio after a whirlwind.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a whirlwind?
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  Speaker 1: Whirlwind. A whirl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, whirl.
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  Speaker 1: How do you spell whirlwind?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's just like a whirlwind.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be sensitive to the Tampa and
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  Speaker 1: Florida people. We're praying for.
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  Speaker 2: All of you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand how it works. I've never lived in one,
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  Speaker 1: but it looks scary and I'm praying for you.
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  Speaker 2: I do side splitters in Tampa a lot, a comedy club,
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  Speaker 2: and I love the people of Tampa. I do a
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  Speaker 2: 6 p.m. show down there and they show up in droves.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be wild. Good luck to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I have a couple of people I know in Tampa too.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like praying for them. I did get someone
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  Speaker 1: that wrote in my Juicy Scoop Obsessed group this long
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  Speaker 1: thing of how to treat your friends that are in
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  Speaker 1: hurricane areas and you have no clue of how it works. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And like don't keep texting and being like, how are
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  Speaker 1: you now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because the hours leading up to it, there's nothing to
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  Speaker 1: report until it hits you. And you never know what
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be when it hits you. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if– I just text just so they know
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  Speaker 1: that I've thought of them. I don't know the proper etiquette.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe just like a one text. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you need to keep texting. You know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know either. I just want them to know
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fluttering around in, you know, 90 degree weather
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  Speaker 1: here in L.A. and having fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm thinking about you. And we are all
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  Speaker 1: thinking about you. But Juicy Scoop is a fun escape.
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  Speaker 1: And some of the things we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: are not fun, but we will make it juicy and interesting.
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  Speaker 2: We'll try.
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  Speaker 1: But first off.
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  Speaker 2: I always find it interesting when it's ever a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like outside of a disaster time in this
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  Speaker 2: day and age that we live in, bread and milk
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  Speaker 2: are like nobody does bread and milk anymore. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like there's milk in something.
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  Speaker 1: You mean unless it's a disaster?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then in a moment it's a disaster. Get
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  Speaker 2: bread and milk. Everybody get to the grocery store. We
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  Speaker 2: need bread and milk. Immediately everyone's buying. Like the shelves,
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  Speaker 2: the bread and milk is gone. Nobody drinks bread and
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  Speaker 2: milk outside of the disaster time. Now we all need
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  Speaker 2: bread and milk.
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  Speaker 1: What are we, prisoners? That does seem very like Depression era.
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  Speaker 1: Just a piece of bread. Just a plain piece of bread.
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  Speaker 2: All sitting there after a disaster. A little milk.
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  Speaker 1: In like a tin cup?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be your final days on this. Get
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  Speaker 2: some fun stuff, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not bread and milk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, there we go. We're off and running.
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  Speaker 1: Chris, we had such a good time. The shows were
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  Speaker 1: so good this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, lately, the Juicy Scoop shows,
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  Speaker 2: the last one we did before this one- Which.
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  Speaker 1: Was the Texas ones with you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Texas run, and then we just did Connecticut
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  Speaker 2: and Boston- And man, they have been, the crowds are great.
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  Speaker 2: The shows are great.
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  Speaker 1: It's awesome. I mean, I'm just, I'm loving our standup.
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  Speaker 1: Both of us are killing it. Everyone's loving it. And
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  Speaker 1: just the theaters were great. I'm really excited for our
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  Speaker 1: next two, which is October 18th. First is Minneapolis with
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  Speaker 1: Chris and I, and there are tickets left. Not a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely foresee this being a sellout. So get on it.
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  Speaker 1: That's October 18th. Um, Meet and greets are before at 6.
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  Speaker 1: Show is at 7.30. Doors at 6.30. So not too
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  Speaker 1: late for you, like people. Come on. Chicago at the
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  Speaker 1: Vic Theater. This one is even closer to selling out.
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  Speaker 1: Also with Chris, October 19th. We both love performing in
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  Speaker 1: the Midwest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, two great cities.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are the best crowd. To remind people, Chicago
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  Speaker 1: is where my parents met.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the first date was at the Drake Hotel. Oh. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so I loved the name Drake for one
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  Speaker 1: of those reasons. There's a couple other reasons why I
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  Speaker 1: love it. But anyway, here we go. So it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be super fun. All right, let's get into the latest.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been talking about this woman, Jaguar Wright, who
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  Speaker 1: has been giving interviews that I've seen clips for like
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  Speaker 1: the last few years. Basically, I've decided she's the Forrest
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  Speaker 1: Gump of the hip hop world. You know how in
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  Speaker 1: Forrest Gump he was there at every monumental moment? Right.
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  Speaker 1: It's literally she's there at every monumental moment and can
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  Speaker 1: tell about it. She does a little bit in riddles,
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  Speaker 1: the diddler this and the diddler that, and you're like, what?
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of people have been doing impressions of
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  Speaker 1: her and parodies of her, and she actually posted one
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  Speaker 1: of them. So I'm like, okay, so she has a
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  Speaker 1: sense of humor about it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: She goes on Piers Morgan, and she tells some of
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  Speaker 1: the more controversial stuff. about Jay-Z and Beyonce and what
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  Speaker 1: she thinks her involvement is. He was then served a
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  Speaker 1: cease and desist.
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  Speaker 2: Piers Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, from Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had to say, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I had this Jaguar Wright woman on and,
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  Speaker 1: you know... And literally his show is called Uncensored, but
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  Speaker 1: he's scared enough. So he said, yeah, there's no proof
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  Speaker 1: to what she said. And I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 1: what she said. Go look it up yourselves, okay?
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  Speaker 2: We don't need a cease and desist.
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  Speaker 1: Or I don't need to just go missing one day.
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  Speaker 1: But one of the things that's going around is that
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  Speaker 1: people are pulling up clips of all the times someone
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  Speaker 1: else has won, like Adele. Britney, there's been a couple others.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like won a Grammy.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, or whatever. Wait, Lizzo. Where they get their award
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  Speaker 1: and before they thank their mother, their dad, their producer,
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  Speaker 1: they say, like, Beyonce. Like, if it wasn't for you, Beyonce,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be here and da-da-da. Some people have said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's because Beyonce's won so many Grammys but not for.
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  Speaker 2: Best artist or best album.
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  Speaker 1: Like, one of those she didn't get. So they just
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  Speaker 1: want to get up there and be like, that's a travesty.
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  Speaker 1: And I shouldn't even be here. I should break. I
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  Speaker 1: think Adele even said I should break this in half
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  Speaker 1: and give it to you. And people are also saying,
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  Speaker 1: is that why Kanye jumped up and tried to save
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  Speaker 1: Taylor's life? Yeah. Like they're literally saying that's why he
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  Speaker 1: was like, Taylor, I know you're good, but like she
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  Speaker 1: should have had it. Like, OK, are we good? Are
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  Speaker 1: we good? Like, don't go after this girl. It's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the people are saying, you know, this is
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  Speaker 1: all looking into it. But she said worse things than
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  Speaker 1: that on the Pierce show.
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  Speaker 2: What does she do? Is she a singer?
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  Speaker 1: She was a singer. She hasn't had an album for
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  Speaker 1: 20 years.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So some of the people that are like, OK, where
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  Speaker 1: and but where is your proof? Like everyone's saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: and there's artists that, you know, there's an attorney that
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  Speaker 1: says there's a bigger artist than even Jay-Z that is
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  Speaker 1: on these tapes having sex. Doesn't seem like he knows
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  Speaker 1: he's being filmed. Or I don't know if they said
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  Speaker 1: he or she, but this attorney's like, I've seen it
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  Speaker 1: and it'll blow your mind. And other people are like,
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  Speaker 1: this stuff is so bad. We have to give it
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  Speaker 1: to you in pieces. The world will go on fire.
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  Speaker 1: I just am like, I'm sorry. I just have a
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  Speaker 1: feeling this is going to be like Epstein where we
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  Speaker 1: have nobody but Diddy. When are we going to see
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  Speaker 1: the other people?
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  Speaker 2: Are you ever going to see the tapes? Because I
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  Speaker 2: hear the FBI has been watching the tapes and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm just having a good time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are we ever going to see the tapes? Is anybody
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  Speaker 1: else going to be brought in?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: There's a million lawsuits. The guy from Texas said, I
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  Speaker 1: opened up the phone line. I got over 12,000 calls
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  Speaker 1: or three, 12,000 calls, 3000 that were legit, but 150
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  Speaker 1: or 350 that have now joined us. that I'm willing
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  Speaker 1: to represent because I feel there's enough evidence to go after. Um,
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  Speaker 1: then there's a one girl that was represented by Gloria Allred.
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  Speaker 1: And then there was a story about her that came
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  Speaker 1: out that her, um, boyfriend who worked for Diddy is
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  Speaker 1: now saying, I have texts where she was like live
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  Speaker 1: for me. So that, so now that's making her legitimacy
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  Speaker 1: look less. Um, I guess he's still behind bars. Um, And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh, and then JoJo Siwak got into it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she did. That's what I've been waiting for.
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  Speaker 1: She pulled a Ricky Gervais.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, in what way?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, people are dying. So there was some dance awards show.
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  Speaker 1: And she got something or she went up to do
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  Speaker 1: an award, whatever. She was on a podium. And she said,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to make sure that, you know, this
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  Speaker 1: is for Beyonce. And just make sure Beyonce gets her
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  Speaker 1: props or whatever. And the whole audience goes, oh! Everyone
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  Speaker 1: started to get scared. And the girl who posted it
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  Speaker 1: was like shaking. They're like, I can't believe JoJo.
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  Speaker 2: Say goodbye to JoJo Siwa.
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  Speaker 1: I hope that car that's wrapped around with her face
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  Speaker 1: is also bulletproof. I don't know. Wow. But she was like,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, and I kind of was like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what, JoJo? I, I like you. Like, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: good for you. And sometimes by saying it, like I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying right now, that'll protect you. If it's in fact true.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That'll protect you because now if something happens to you.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the Jaguar hasn't been sued, is still doing interviews.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, why aren't they going after her? No, they're
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  Speaker 1: going after the big dogs to say, don't get these
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  Speaker 1: smaller people that might know something on your show because
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  Speaker 1: then you will be in trouble.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's the cease and desist. Meanwhile, Beyonce went
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  Speaker 1: out looking gorgeous, got some press for that because her
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  Speaker 1: mother was honored at the Women of the Year Glamour
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  Speaker 1: thing in New York. So she's just living her life.
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  Speaker 2: As she should, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why shouldn't she? She didn't do anything wrong. Just
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  Speaker 1: people want to thank her when they get on stage,
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  Speaker 1: you know? As they shake and a little pee trickles
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  Speaker 1: down their.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean, when.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the Oscars and stuff when he went to
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  Speaker 2: Oscar and like Jack Nicholson sitting there, you know, she's
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  Speaker 2: a big star. So that's, it's not unheard of for
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  Speaker 2: people to reference the big stars in the room when
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  Speaker 2: they win.
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  Speaker 1: And also musicians love music of other people. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, my favorite artist is here. That's why
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  Speaker 1: you see Taylor Swift singing and dancing when somebody else
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  Speaker 1: is up there. They're not going to like hate it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, they always go, I can't believe you're right.
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  Speaker 1: Actors always go, I can't believe I'm surrounded by these
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  Speaker 1: great people and you, and you're like, how could I
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  Speaker 1: get it? Um, But it's a little reminds me of,
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  Speaker 1: of course, my favorite Twilight Zone ever from the 1980s
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  Speaker 1: movie where they're all scared of the child. That they're like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, oh, we love peanut butter and jelly every
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  Speaker 1: night for dinner, right? And the child's like this evil
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  Speaker 1: person that can turn them into a corn stalk. And
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  Speaker 1: so I'm like, I don't know. That's the way it
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  Speaker 1: made me feel when everybody was like, why did you
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  Speaker 1: give me this award? Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you give her this award? I'm up on this,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm not that up on it. What are they
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  Speaker 2: being accused of? That they're in the videos? All these
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  Speaker 2: other people, yes. What are Beyonce and Jay-Z accused of?
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  Speaker 1: They are allegedly several people in the hip-hop world and
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  Speaker 1: musician world that are no longer with us on this earth.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Jaguar Wright has alluded and also straight out said that
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  Speaker 1: that somehow they might be involved in these people no
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  Speaker 1: longer being on Earth. No evidence to it. Just like,
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  Speaker 1: talk to this person.
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  Speaker 2: You know, everybody knows.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think Aaliyah went on that plane? Do
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  Speaker 1: you really think it's because she packed too many pairs
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  Speaker 1: of shoes that it went down?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. See, here's what I feel about this. That's a
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  Speaker 2: bit much. That's a bit much.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me now one of these hip-hop people also
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  Speaker 1: had a pilot's license and knew that this plane was...
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  Speaker 1: Was shoddy and then also allowed five other people to
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  Speaker 1: go on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, planes go down. Little planes go down.
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  Speaker 2: It happens.
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  Speaker 1: So, no, I don't agree with that one. But that's
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  Speaker 1: probably the worst of it. Then there's another girl that
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  Speaker 1: was supposedly his mistress that was pregnant and is no
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  Speaker 1: longer on this earth.
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  Speaker 2: Who, Jay-Z's or P.A.'s?
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  Speaker 1: Jay-Z's. Okay. And then there's the Kim Porter situation that
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  Speaker 1: died of pneumonia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of those kind of things that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on TikTok, people... you know, do some pretty
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  Speaker 1: great reporting and putting things together, but there is no
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  Speaker 1: evidence of any of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's, that's not a problem.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, no evidence of anything anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need any evidence anymore, which is fine. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm guilty of it too, you know, just seeing one
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  Speaker 2: little nugget and then running with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what's keeping it, you know, that's what's getting
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  Speaker 1: it going and people talking and you can't blame people
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  Speaker 1: for talking. There's this other girl that's all over it.
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  Speaker 1: that said there's tunnels under these properties that I have
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  Speaker 1: been trafficked in. And, you know, from the Playboy Mansion
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  Speaker 1: to Michael Jackson's house to Jay-Z to all these tunnels
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  Speaker 1: in Bel Air, which I'm like, you know, this would
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  Speaker 1: be pretty easy to prove.
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  Speaker 2: All of it would be pretty easy to prove.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get Josh Flagg.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If Josh Flagg doesn't know about these tunnels, who knows
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  Speaker 1: the whole history of L.A. from 1920 on, then, you know, like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we would know if there's tunnels. Maybe there's tunnels. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we don't know why they're tunnels. Maybe they were like
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  Speaker 1: the bomb shelter back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, once again, it's all pick up the tile,
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  Speaker 2: go in the house, and see, there's a tunnel.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Where's Geraldo Rivera when we need him? Do a special.
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  Speaker 2: I found a tunnel that Jay-Z was trafficking. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's all pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think that's why you've got to be
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just saying I'm not saying any of this
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  Speaker 1: is true. I'm saying this is what the rumblings are,
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  Speaker 1: which led to him getting this cease and desist.
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  Speaker 2: So all of this, from what I'm gathering, is it's
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  Speaker 2: all hip hop community stuff, which I'm not really. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I like all that.
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  Speaker 1: They allude that you're going to die. There's politicians. There's that.
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  Speaker 1: There's every famous person has a photo with P. Diddy. P.
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  Speaker 1: Diddy was on Ellen's show 25 times. He was on
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  Speaker 1: Kimmel's show. He's been on every single show. Chelsea Lely,
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  Speaker 1: every single show.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: People have gone to his parties because how are you
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  Speaker 1: not going to go to the party? It's in the Hamptons.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's there. And then it doesn't mean they stayed. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean they've done anything wrong. So yeah, having a
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  Speaker 1: picture with Oprah, having a picture with Obama, having a
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  Speaker 1: picture with Donald Trump doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Mean- That they were there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It doesn't mean that any of those people have
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: done anything nefarious, wrong, whatever.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And so- Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: But it is– it seems to me at this point
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: exclusively– because I'm hearing, like, hip-hop names being thrown around.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot of hip-hop people.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Which I'm not– I'm only familiar with half of the
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: people that Jaguar Wright talks about.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm pretty familiar with it.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know about D-Heavy and Heaven.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: But Billy Joel's not in any of these sex– you
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? Like, the people I like, are
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: they in the sex tapes?
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard about Elton John.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like those guys, the people I like. Is Eric Clapton,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: you know, getting baby oiled up? If that's the case,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, oh, no. But at this point.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: One person that's happy is Dave Grohl.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dave Grohl's getting the heat taken off him. I mean,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Dave Grohl, I guess, went about it the best way.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: He's like, this is what happened.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: He did. He got ahead of it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But it's happened.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: But we still don't know who the baby mama to
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: be is. We don't know if they're getting divorced, you know.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: We don't know what's going on with that. Same with RFK.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Very thrilled that this P. Diddy stuff keeps going and happening.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Because this kind of got.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Dropped in the middle of P. Diddy, which is RFK,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Robert Kennedy Jr., who was running for president and now
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: is not. He was doing interviews with this woman, a
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: 30-year-old woman, who then it came out she's lost her
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: job at the newspaper or the magazine. Lost her job
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: and everything because it was revealed to the bosses that
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: they were having inappropriate, allegedly, sexting relationship.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, with his voice, you have to sext.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: He can't get on the, I like to go down
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: on you. He's got to do the sexting because he
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: couldn't do voice. That's not sexy.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: You're right. Sexting is texting. I assume because she was engaged,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I think the whistleblower was her fiancé. Because I'm like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: why she wouldn't tell? And I don't think the magazine
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: would care to reveal it otherwise. I think that he
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: made it aware to them and then they had to
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: disclose it and then it had to get out. But
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: nobody knows if they're getting divorced. They haven't spoken about it.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: They're just like being quiet. wanting, hey, let's focus on Florida.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Let's focus on North Carolina. Let's focus on P. Diddy.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Let's focus on Dave Grohl. Oh, no, we're not for
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Dave Grohl. Okay, let's focus on what else can take
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the heat off.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: But it is interesting. I don't know if maybe they have,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: but in the case of the RFK thing, there's got
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: to be evidence of the texting. So it's easy to find.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Anybody could find text that you've sent So if they've happened,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: show the text.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I think because she's not suing.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: She's accepted being suspended or whatever it is.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: So she would like it to go away too. She's
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: probably embarrassed that she did it. The fiance, that's over with,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I assume. And Cheryl Hines' wife might be not caring
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: and going to stay with him and doesn't really want
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: it to be a big thing.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: And she, you know, and then because it's sexting and
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: because we haven't actually seen the text, then people could
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: assume this was something to make him look bad because
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: of who he's endorsing or if it's not really true.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Or again, who cares? He's been known to be a
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: philanderer and he came from a long line of philandering men.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: So like, you know.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I feel like that one came out and it was
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: a bit of a who cares. Totally. At that point,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: he'd stopped running for president. Right. He doesn't, there's nothing.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: To take away from him anymore.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:31
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• 19:32
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• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Diddy's A-list pals quickly are paying off victims to avoid
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: being publicly named. That's what this lawyer is saying. This
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: is from New York Post. Again, we don't know who
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: these A-listers are. We don't know who's being paid off.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It's just this is what someone's saying, and New York
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Post is saying it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Now, what I've heard is the FBI, whoever's investigating, the CIA,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: whoever it may be, I hear there's thousands of videotapes
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: that they've confiscated. And they've been watching. And on these
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: tapes are different celebrities. You could see their faces. They're not.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: That's what I've been hearing and reading. And I feel
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like that is something that somebody could and would leak.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I'm not saying nothing has happened.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying like I feel like an FBI guy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I'm under the impression that when the FBI is watching these,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: they're like, come on in here. You've got to see this.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah, right. Like they're calling everyone in. I mean,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe that's not the way it works.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Someone on their phone looks up the song just to
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: play it to be funny for a minute.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: No, I think after a few years.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: You've got to see Justin Bieber's in this one. And
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: then they go, get in here, Susan. Susan, watch this.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: And then they go out.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how can they all be so quiet?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So then they go out to
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Dollarita night afterwards. Dollarita. You know, I'm saying.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Margarita, Chili's. Yeah, Chili's.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Okay. You know, people go out after work.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and talk about the day.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: And you'd start, I feel like somebody would start telling
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: the bartender, you got to see this tape I watched
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: this afternoon. That's how I feel like these things would.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I think the FBI is a different. you know, for
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a reason. I think they're a whole different type of person.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I remember my mom sold this house of this family
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: around the corner and she was like, well, she's like,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: that guy is CIA. Like she was like, he's definitely CIA.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows what he does. He travels all the time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He was in the furniture business. He was like a
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: kind of a military looking older guy, kind of like
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: how in, um, meet the parents, like why Ben Stiller
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: thought maybe he was like, it was sort of like that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: So like, I do think whoever they get for these things,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: they are not spilling the beans at a cocktail party
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Like, but you know, also they're younger people.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't know. Like, I don't know.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And then I also know when people work on these things,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: it is a lot of graphic things to see. So
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: they have to like, do it for only a little bit,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: then go do something else, get mental health checks and stuff.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: My neighbor, by the way, in my last house, thought
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I was in the CIA or some sort of high-up government.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: That's so flattering. I know. That's what I thought.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you're like, hey, here at Science Blues.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: He saw me leaving at weird times of 4 o'clock
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: in the morning in black cars, and he finally asked
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: my nanny, He's like, what does he do? Like, tell
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: me seriously what he does. And my nanny was like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: he wants to know what you think, sure. Because he
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: sees me walking around in the middle of the afternoon
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: on a Wednesday.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: It's all very suspicious.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: And then on like a Friday, I'm taking off.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And you look like your look you could be.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You could be old military turned CIA.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: He goes, everything about this guy is. Oh, I love this.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: The truth is, I was heading to the Columbus Funny Bowl. Yeah, so.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, that is so good.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: It is exciting.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Well, before we get to this one, 50 Cent is
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: doing an interview too.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: He's doing like a documentary for Netflix.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: He's doing that, but he also did an interview. And
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: this part I thought was juicy in which he said,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you know, P. Diddy represented Ciroc. He had a big
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: deal with Ciroc.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: And about six months or less than a year ago, he.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Was suing them for racial discrimination. I don't really understand
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: what the premise was that because, you know, I don't
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: know what he was saying. Maybe they were not marketing
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: correctly or whatever. And they're owned by this big other
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: liquor company, Diageo or something.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Which allegedly is also owned by BlackRock.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Because people were like, why now? People have been rumbling
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: and saying things, you know, why now did it all come...
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Because then right after the lawsuit, the Cassie thing came
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: out and he paid her off. And then the video
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: came out and or, you know, the video came out
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: maybe because of all that. Anyway, he dropped the lawsuit.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: OK.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It was too late. Like, did someone in this powerful
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: place be like, all right, now it's time to. To
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: open up the floodgates.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: So what you're talking about is the Clintons. I feel
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: like it all comes down to it. And the Clintons
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: were involved.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Well, he did endorse Hillary. He did rock the vote.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: There are photos with her. But again, what are you
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: going to not, you know, puff daddy? He's just a
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: little teddy bear, you know, at the time. So, of course,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: she was like, sure, I need the hip. This is
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: a whole demographic of people that, you know, listen to
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: his music and think he's like, you know, a successful
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: black dad.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: You know, so like, whatever.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: You know, but... Yeah, so there's that. Then there's, this
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: one is Raider Online, two shameless A-list ditty pals, again,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: we don't know who, who once lived and partied with
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the mogul, infected innocent women with herpes. So now there's
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: herpes claims.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Well, I mean, I figure if there's that
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: many people rolling around, somebody's got it. You know what
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I just am like, I just just like the Epstein.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Just one other person, the only person that went down
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: for Epstein- is the woman.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm not, and she deserves to.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Ghislaine.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Ghislaine Maxwell.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: She's the only one. He's dead, allegedly. He's dead, and
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: she's the only one doing time.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, is he not dead?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, some people think he's not. Some people
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: think he's out at night, that he was a deep fake,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and he's on an island with somebody else, And Diddy
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: just arrived there.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Elvis.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And they found some other poor guy that sort of
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: has weird eyes like Diddy, and he's the one that's
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: actually going to go do the time and go to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: prison and whatever.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That's a whole other thing.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: This is my... I mean, I feel like we live
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: in a world now just of like... Now, with conspiracy
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: theories and things like that, I'm not saying these are,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: but I feel like if everything's a conspiracy theory, then
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: it kind of takes away from the ones that are truly... Like,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: if everything's going to be a conspiracy theory, then they're like, well...
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: there's some, the shit just happens.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I just have always felt with conspiracy theories that one, two,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you know, more than three people. I just don't believe
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that it can go down.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I think when you're getting into like, you know, these
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: people that all work for the government and you're like,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: this is just like a 35 year old guy that's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: making like 150,000 a year. Like he's going to keep
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the secret till the day he dies. Like, I don't know. Like,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: When it gets to be like the only way they
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: could pull this off is 30, 40 people all taking
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: it to the grave.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Right. No, I know. And not to ruin anyone's fun,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: but the government runs a DMV. Have you ever been there? Like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: do you think they could put together an elaborate plan
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of Diddy and baby oil? I mean, come on. They
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: can't get your license to you on time.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of horrible, horrible shit went down.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I appreciate people doing their due diligence and making content
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: out of it and putting together old videos and old
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: interviews and old music videos and because the one girl
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: that said about the tunnels someone showed a video she
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: was in one of his music videos yeah that was
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: sort of a more sinister I can't remember the song
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: video Again, now with AI, I don't know what I'm seeing, whatever.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But that is what the rumblings are. Now we have
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: another one.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Just one more thing before we get into this one. Now,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: 50 Cent, this guy's got to be, he must have
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: nothing on him because he's been accusing not just Diddy,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: but so many different hip hop people forever. Yeah. And-
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: so you figured people would be going out and trying
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: to dig up anything on him.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: There's nothing on him.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: He wrote the book, which we read because he dated
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Chelsea for a minute.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: It's a dear friend.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: And he was total delight.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Total delight.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Uh, I didn't see him drink a sip of alcohol
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: or do any illicit anything.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Just a sweetheart of a guy. Really?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He just would like, you know, come to the
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: shows and like laugh and then go to sleep. Like
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: in the, in the, plane like nothing bad.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Uh went to steve marvel scene's birthday party he did
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: like a weird bar in in in santa monica.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: He was playing connect four yeah on the floor and
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: with chelsea's nephews yeah in the new jersey house right
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and then i while he did that i got to
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: go in his bulletproof car and listen to the latest.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Song yes a maybach or something yeah yeah.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: And i was like wow this is fun yeah and
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: um so yeah i think yeah yeah i think all
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: of his crimes were done between the ages of nine
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: and like 20 and when he was like a truck
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: dealer and then And so, yeah, hopefully maybe that's the case.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe he knows his hands are clean, but he's aware
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: of it all. And he's like, okay, now I can
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: supposedly that, that doc he's been working on for four
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: years and supposedly a Netflix bought it and we're going
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to see it. Wow.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Exciting stuff.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: All right. We'll see. Like until there's one more person
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that's actually been like, you're in trouble. Like I just
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: need one name for sure. Announced. For me to be like, okay,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: now we're on to something. Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, it's just more insane.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Well, otherwise, I'm afraid it's going to be like the
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Epstein thing. Yeah, there were powerful people involved, but then
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: powerful people cover it up and we never find out.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, okay, Garth Brooks has been accused of rape
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: and battery in a lawsuit. So what I gather from
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: this is he had a hair– a stylist and makeup
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: artist that he worked with for many years. She is
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: saying that throughout the years, he would grope her, he'd
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: grab her while she was trying to do the hair.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He would flirt with her. He would change his clothes
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: in front of her, you know, where she was like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: didn't want it. It became, I guess, a flirty relationship.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: There's text messages that I've seen that are allegedly true.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Those things can be fake too, where he is talking
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: about his big pole and she's responding like, Yes, thank you,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: or whatever. So it looked like something was going on.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And that he said, let's have a threesome with Tricia Yearwood,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: his wife. And then she said one day it was
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: a full-blown assault. But then somehow she was still trapped
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: into having to talk to him and work with him
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: and whatever. Now he says... that she was trying to
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: blackmail him and say, you know, I've come upon hard times.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You better give me this much money or I'm going
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: to ruin your life and tell all this. And I
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: guess at first he gave her some and then he
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm not. And then this lawsuit came
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: out and now he is countersuing her. And in the countersuit,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: because the original one was Jane Doe, and now he
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: has named her. And now people are like, that's awful
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: that you did. And he's like, I don't care because
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: it isn't true. and you're trying to ruin my life,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: so I'm going to counter-sue you and let everyone know that, yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you worked for me, but this never happened, and I
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: never did this assault.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: That's where we're at now. And what about Trisha Yearwood
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: sold a house or something? That's what I had heard.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: But who knows? I just read the headline. I don't
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: read the facts.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that sitcom, Kate and Allie?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Kate and Allie?
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Two divorced women live together.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Jane Curtin and.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Trisha, hear me out. Trisha Yearwood, Cheryl Hines.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Like a reboot?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: No, they just start, they just get a little reboot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: They just do a little show together.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, because they both, their husbands are both.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: They're really, yeah, like one, you know.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: People love country singers and then she's like a comedic
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: actress and, you know, and it's, you know, women in their,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, 50s just.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Perfect.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Just starting over.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And they had, both had high profile cads for husbands.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Great idea.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: But, you know, it's one thing to say we had
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: an affair. It's another to say I was assaulted. So
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I think that's where he's, you know, saying like, no,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: this isn't, you know, this isn't okay. And this is,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: so that's.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like Garth Brooks. I hope it's not true.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: He always seems like a nice guy. I mean, what
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: do I know? I don't know. You know, he's, I
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: like his music. Yeah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, these things are, you know, these
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: things are tough.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: We don't know. So that, but that's just the story
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to fill you guys in so you know what's going on.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: And this one in Touch Weekly, they said Trisha Yearwood
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: heard Garth Brooks' threesome request. That's what the lawsuit claims.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: So she's saying she knew that he had asked her
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: for it. So maybe she's trying to depose her as
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: well if this keeps going. Oh, this is just sort
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: of interesting. You know, sister wives. Cody is left with
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: the one wife, Robin. And that's his only legal wife.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And then they're trying to sell their house. And now
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: one of the other wives is saying, no, you can't
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: sell it because you owe me for child support. So
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: this is just a huge mess. This show has been
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: going on for 17 years. They're the least wealthy reality
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: stars I've ever seen. They never build their land on
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Coyote Pass. And now he's left with one wife who
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: also hates him. And now she can't even sell her house,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: which is supposedly stocked with shit.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Did you hear about this Lisa Marie thing?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: This is sad and weird, but I'm just going to.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: It is sad, yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: It is sad, but I'm just going to say it
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: because it's just everywhere. So, Lisa Marie Presley, who died, what,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: like about a half a year ago?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And we kind of don't really know what she died from.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: It was like kind of weird. I think it was
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: some sort of overdose, from what I remember.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I thought it was just like something weird. Yeah, there
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: was something weird. Anyway, unfortunately, so she was writing a memoir.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: She also did a bunch of, audiotapes about her life. Riley,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: her daughter, who's the actress, has now completed a memoir
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: for her. And in this memoir, when her son passed
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: away of ending his life himself, he was 20, and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: she said, I don't know what I'm going to do.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to bury him at,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: what's the Elvis place?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: The Graceland.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to bury him at Graceland.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to bury him here.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to do.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: So a funeral home guy goes, that's okay. Just, you know,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I'll bring him over. And she kept him in a
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: room at 55 degrees for two months in Calabasas, in
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: her home in Calabasas.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, can you do that?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: They said you can in California. Really? Other states you cannot. Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: But in California, there's no... rule about having to bury
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: or dispose of a body.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: So... I think there's a weird story about Casey Kasem.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Remember him? America's Top 40, Casey Kasem. Oh, yeah.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I interviewed the daughter and how awful the stepmother was.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: His body was like... There was a big argument. For
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: like a year, they were just moving it around.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, arguments about where to do it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And they wanted him to be... They were like, he
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: wants to be buried in California. This is what he loves.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And then the second wife, the evil stepmother, as was
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: perceived by the daughters... then was like, no, he's going
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: to be buried in Scotland. It was like some weird
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: country that he had no ties to. Just to like, yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: So anyway, very strange.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Well, that is a strange story. I didn't hear that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: For the Halloween people, the Poltergeist house is becoming an Airbnb.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: This is in Simi Valley, the actual house from Poltergeist.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Great movie.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: And if you guys have not seen Poltergeist, you have
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to watch the original. Because he's a realtor of a
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: development and all the houses. The dad is. And he's
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: got three kids.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Craig T. Nelson played that part, I think.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Was that him?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: And then strange things start happening. And that's all I'm
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: going to tell you because if you haven't seen it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: The first movie to successfully use a creepy clown. Creepy
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: clowns now become a staple of horror films, but they
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: were like the first one to use creepy clown. And
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: it was terrifying.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And you think that did kind of ruin it for
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the clown industry. Like people that were clowns, like it
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: used to be. Also, who was the... Janeway Gacy.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: John Wayne.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: John Wayne Gacy was a serial killer of young boys
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and he too was a clown that you'd hire for
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: your parties. Both of those things ruined it for clowns forever.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: The John Wayne Gacy thing happened first.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Right. And they never really, outside of like big shoes
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and squirting flowers, they just, they, you know, they rested
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: on their laurels. I feel like you could have come
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: up with some other fun stuff. We got it. You
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: got big feet. You got to do more than that.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: But anyway, they restored it to look just like that.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Remember when they're in the kitchen where she goes, look, look,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: and she puts her daughter on the ground with a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: helmet and the daughter's able to slide across before the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: shit really gets crazy and she's like, what is going on?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: The wife.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: It is probably the best horror movie I've ever seen.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: And then the little lady that walks.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You know, come into the light. All are welcome. Carol Ann,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Carol Ann. And then she goes, this house is clean.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: When she gets rid of the ghost. But then you'll
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: have to see. Okay, Clint Eastwood, 94. Yeah. His longtime girlfriend,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: who he met, she was working at his restaurant. And
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: they've been together since 2018. She was only in her
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: early 60s and unfortunately she passed. Well, he has a
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: new girlfriend only 78 days after she passed.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Well, he's got to hurry up. Enough time now. He
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: doesn't have time to be scrolling.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: So the new girlfriend, one of the daughters said, like,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: she's lovely and we're glad that our dad has somebody.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how old she is.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: But he has moved along. we know his ex-wife.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: We do. She's lovely. She's a friend of mine. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: love her. She comes to all my shows.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: She met him. What is her? Dina. Dina Eastwood. This
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: is some Juicy Scoop history. Dina Ruiz.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: She doesn't go by.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. She had a a one season of a
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: reality show on E! Back in the day when everyone
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: was like, how do we create another Kardashian kind of
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a story? And it was kind of an odd reality show.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: It was that she was married to Clint. She was 30,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: 40 years younger than him back then. And she had
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: one daughter with him and she was good with all
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: the other kids. And she was a former reporter, that's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: how she met him. She reported on him. And but
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: along with taking care of Clint, who would just walk
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: in like once, she was also managing a boy band.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: They had to like we got to get a hook here.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: We had to get a hug yeah so all of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: a sudden she's like you have no idea how hard
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: it is with the boy band and then like one
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: of the stories was one of the boy guys was
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: gay but we didn't know like but she was like
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: he should be able to come out and the other
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: ones were like we're not sure but then does he
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: have a crush on this one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: And i can't believe you remember this i remember.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: The most insignificant things in life And I remember this
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: because I met her when we did the upfronts in
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: New York, knowing that the show was coming and she
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: was a fan of Chelsea Lately. So she came up
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: to me. And so immediately I was like, I love
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: you and I'm going to watch your show. So then
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I watched the show and I don't know where that
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: boy band went and the show did not continue. And
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: then they got divorced because the quickest way to do
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: divorce is for your wife, whose biggest claim in fame
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: was to be married to someone famous. Once she gets
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: a reality show, once she gets a reality show, You
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: will want to divorce her if you're a big actor.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: So then they got divorced.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're like Alec Baldwin. You think that's the end
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: of this one? Because don't they have a reality show now?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: He and Hilaria.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: So we have Alec. It's crazy. He's crazy. And I've
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: got all the Baldwinitos. Yes, Baldwinitos. And we're going to
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: make Spanish rice. And her accent is almost gone, though.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: So I feel, my prediction, that show is on TLC.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: because they fit the mold of having a lot of
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: kids for TLC. You either have to be real little
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: or have a lot of kids or weigh a lot
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: to be on TLC. Those are the things. Or have
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: multiple wives, like sister wives. But she, I think that
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the accent will be gone and there'll be no reference
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: to Spanish.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: No, there couldn't be. They should. I mean, that would
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: be the episode that people watch.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: But that's by prediction. They'll just act like that never happened.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right. I'm kind of excited to kind of
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: see that one.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: When is that going to be? Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: But the funny thing is, like, I don't know how
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: old his girlfriend is, but people will be upset. Like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: she's 30 years his junior.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: 78. 78.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Well, the other girl was 60-something, so that's like 30, 40,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: because she's 94.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: So you're right. But 60 is like, today's 60 is
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: not that old to be with Clint. But, you know,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: he is a good time.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Speaking of which, Bill Belichick's girlfriend.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: While they're having a fun summer. She's 24. She's 24.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: How old is he? 72.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he looks every inch of... Let's just say, like,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood looks like he's kind of a handsome... Even
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: at 94, he's a handsome, like, tall... Rugged, yeah. He's
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Clint Eastwood. This guy looks like every old man. The body,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: the face, just everything. Never put an ounce of moisturizer
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: anywhere near his face. Just a craggly old man.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with, like, a mushy nose. Yeah, right. An old
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: mushy nose. Well, anyway, speaking of that body, he was
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: wearing a Taylor Swift sweatshirt that she must have gotten him.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. She's going to doll its old fool up. Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: She had another old boyfriend prior to him.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Some people go for that.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So she's, yeah. I always am just like, what are
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: her girlfriends saying?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Like, I mean, granted, they're probably like, when can we
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: go on Billy's boat? You know?
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: And like, whatever. But then they also have to get
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: on the phone and be like, what is her name?
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Jordan.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Jordan. They'll have to be like, oh, my God, Jordan
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is so fucking weird.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Like, whatever.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: We're going to go on Bill's boat. We got the
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: good seats. Hopefully we can meet, like, a rich guy who's, like, 40.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: But good for her taking one for the team. I mean,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: she's truly taking one for the team. And I hope
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: that team is, like, a bunch of girls that are, like.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: But the other thing is, like, he's also, like, a
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: hardened football coach. Like, what do they even talk about?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And then there was that one time where the offensive
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: line failed us.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, great.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I think there is, I would love to see her
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: do a master class.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: On, hey girls, you know, this is not a daddy,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: this is not a zaddy, this is a grand zaddy
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: If you want to go for the really old, not
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you're 25 and you're going for 45, not 55, not
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: even 61. 70 and above. We're talking 70 and over.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: We're talking.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: A whole different, multiple doctor's appointments a week.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: You know my favorite, scabs. Just scabs.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: A lot of ace bandages.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of calls.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Just a whole thing, okay? You know, how do you
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: hook that guy and how do you make your days
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: fun until he dies? And it's a master class. So
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you see him. You're not going to go for the
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: guy that's just getting an ice cream. You're going to
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: go for the person that owns the football team, owns
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the whatever. Yeah. And so you find out where that
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: guy is. He's recently widowed. He's whatever. The fifth wife
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: is gone. And how do you strike up the convo
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: to let him know you are down to do whatever. Right.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: give a Viagra, count to 11, get it over with,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: and then live the life of a rich girl that
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: can invite all her friends, and then he can have
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: his old cronies just look at the bodies, and he
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: can be like, look, your old men, friends that can see,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: they can look, they can't touch. I'm bringing the girls
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: on the yacht.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I will do what I have to do. I will
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: act like you're funny and interested, and then when we
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: get married, everyone will be at the wedding like, they're
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: so cute. No, I know it's weird, you guys. I
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: know you wouldn't think they're a match, but they're a match. Like,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I want to see that girl do a, I want
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: to see the master class of that.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I'd go to see that. I'd listen to that. But also,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: there is kind of a school of thought that, like,
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: this girl's 24. And she's like, what am I supposed
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: to do? Go out with some 24-year-old guy?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: After this?
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, or before, you know, like, here's my option.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Bill Belichick, who's a multimillionaire coach for the winningest coach
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: of all time.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Let's be listening to Taylor Swift.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, or sit there with some 24-year-old who's like, anyway,
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan said, you know, like, oh.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Right, true, true. And a lot of those, you know what?
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick, he doesn't play video games.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: No, exactly.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: He doesn't scream at him.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: There might be some upside.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't scream at him with his headsets. He
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't have roommates.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, all of it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she can shop whenever she wants. He treats her friends.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: And, yeah, some girls are like, I don't really care.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You never know. A girl like this could also not
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: really be that into sex. Like, she could have been like, yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I had a boyfriend before. I never had an orgasm.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I never was that into it. So, like, I'm perfectly
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: happy enjoying this high life of just having the best seats,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: have people wait on me, having a guy– you know,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: take my bags, and I just love it, and I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: don't care.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: So who knows?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: You think she's just waiting for, like, the last couple, like,
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: when is Tom Brady coming over? Because he was Tom
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Brady's coach for many years. She's just like, are you
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: guys not friends or what? I thought I was going
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: to meet Tom Brady and all this.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Right, or bring over your, yeah, bring over the 40-year-old
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: friend so that my, but then he's probably like, no,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: because I don't want you, you know, going to the next,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: guy that's like 50 and still put together. I wonder
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: what they'll be for Halloween. What couple are they going
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to be? Peter and I last year were Taylor Swift
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and Travis Kelsey. I'm officially over any stories about them
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I'm fine.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Either get married or I don't want to hear about it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you wore. I don't care if
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you went to the game or not. Those pop culture
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: stories about them I feel is very last year. And
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't care. Like I'm fine. I'm happy
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: for them. Good for you. Like good for everyone's loving
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: him and grotesque or whatever.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And, um, I just don't like that somehow him and
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: his brother, they, they're on every commercial on TV now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: And they, and for whatever reason, there's only a, I
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: guess a couple of ways you can go with athletes.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: You could turn them into complete buffoons, which is what
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: they've done to the two of them. They're like, To
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: just being real wacky.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, they have cereal.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Cheerios commercials and stuff.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cereal commercials.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Defeating each other. Can the choo-choo trains come? And I'm like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: oh my God. These guys were like legitimate athletes. a
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: year ago, and now they're doing choo-choo train jokes on
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Cheerios commercials.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I have something to say.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: It's a prediction slash warning.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: To the Kelsey brothers.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You know, they got whatever, $ 100.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Million for their podcast.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I predict the next brother team... That's going
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to take over the podcast world. Lyle and Eric Menendez.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Watch it happen. They're going to get out and they're
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: going to start to have a podcast. And it's going
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to be about crime and prison life. And people are
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: going to let them interview them. It won't happen right away.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: But from the moment they get out until their first
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: podcast will happen within seven and a half months.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad prediction.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: It's one of my best.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Do you think he'll get out?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yes. I'll explain why. Because there was evidence that was withheld.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: One of the most compelling pieces of evidence is one
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: of the... There was more sexual abuse evidence coming from
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: family members and stuff that had witnessed weird stuff and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: been told weird stuff in the first trial. Then that
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: was a mistrial. Then the second trial, much of that
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: was taken off. Also, people did not like Leslie Abramson.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Someone wrote me, and I thought this was a great point.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: She was very unpopular. It was all on court TV.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Part of the reason this Juicy Scooper thinks she was
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: unpopular was because she looked a lot like Glenn Close
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: from Fatal Attraction, which everybody hated that character. Women hated her.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Men hated her.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: And she had that curly hair, and so that wasn't good.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: And so anyway... Also, the DA at the time had
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: already lost the OJ case, and there was another case
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: he had lost.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: And Marsha Clark, also the tight curl for a while.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Remember?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, true. And so it was a mandate to get
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: them convicted. So they got convicted, and the sexual abuse
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: just wasn't really handled right. One of the things was
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: there was one cousin that had said that he told him,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: this is what my dad is doing to him. And
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: he was like, does that happen to you? And the
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: kid didn't have a dad. So he's like, well, I
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't have a dad. But they were
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: so innocent. So anyway, that guy, I guess, I think
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: it's him. They found a letter that man has passed.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: They found a letter from Eric from 1980 whatever spelling
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: out the abuse at the time that could not be faked.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: So that evidence is now been found. Also, the Menudo brothers,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: not brothers, the Menudo bands.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: The band, yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Their dad was in the music industry, Jose Menendez. And
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: there are kids that are now men from that band
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: that are coming forward and saying, we were raped by Menudo,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: by Jose. So those type of evidence, if they were
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: to have, that could get them a new trial, but-
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: But what the experts are saying is going to happen
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: is that evidence could be presented to a judge and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: they could say, instead, we believe that then this would
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: constitute manslaughter.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: And therefore, if they had been convicted of manslaughter, it
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: would have been less than 35 years. And so they've
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: already done 35 years. And that is why people think
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: they will get out.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: And has this been brought upon by the Netflix or
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: light has been shed upon?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: It's been going on for a few years.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: A few years in just this society realizing like that
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: sexual abuse, we look at it differently than we did
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: in the 80s.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: And just like, wow, how much time they're doing. And,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you know, they've been like model citizens. They both graduated
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: from UC Irvine.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Right. In jail.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: In jail.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: And they do a lot for people, and they both
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: have wives of 20 years. And so, yeah.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Wait till- Let them out.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: And then they'll start up their podcast in one of
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: their garages.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: I think they'll be doing Cheerios commercials. I feel like
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: it's too dark.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: They're not going to do Cheerios. They're going to do
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: a crime podcast.
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: And jail and all this other stuff. And yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: And we'll see.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We'll see.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: And Kim Kardashian somehow involved.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: But eventually they'll be like getting tired of the bullshit
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: of podcasting.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And they'll be like, oh, again.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Have to do manscape ads. Yeah, we're good.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: They're going to be like, what?
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. What?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Lyle didn't. You know how Lyle is the older one
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: and he blames Eric for the whole thing.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Because it was Eric who then. They were not even
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: really suspects from what I understand until Eric just couldn't
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: take it anymore and went to the therapist that they
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: had to go to because they had stolen all this
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: stuff from homes in Calabasas. That's why they moved to
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. And part of them getting off was your
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: kids need to see a therapist. So they're going to
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: the therapist. They never told the therapist about the abuse.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: But after they killed him, Eric couldn't take it anymore,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: went and told the therapist. And that's how it all
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: got found out. So Lyle, so can you imagine if
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Eric forgot to press record?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: You stupid little brother.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: You ruined everything for us.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Spent 40 years in prison because of you.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't want to redo this episode.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, speaking of another May-December romance, Sean Penn is 64.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: He has a new girlfriend who's 30.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: She's a lot taller than him.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I know. Look at that.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Whenever I see his face, I just imagine how bad
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: he smells of cigarette smoke.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: He's so craggly looking.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: He is a smoker.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: He is a smoker. And then also, Bill Maher is
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: dating Al Pacino's latest baby mama who's 30.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Al Pacino says it's fine. I don't know if he
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: knows about Bill Maher, but he has said we're just friends.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: We're just friends. Go ahead.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Have her. I've already done it, my friend.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Wait, that's what he was, the blind guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I'll take a flame. What was the name of that
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: movie with Chris O'Donnell? Scent of a Woman, Scent of
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: a Woman, yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, that's really good. Yeah, he doesn't care.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: So now Bill Maher, who's always dated younger women.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: And apparently has a big appendage.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Well, I have real evidence.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I think I was telling you.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I had a very good friend. I brought her to
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: a party of his.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: And then they dated. And she told me he did.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: And then, but this is how long ago it was.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: This is how long this was. She's like, and then afterwards,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: he just like got up and was like on the internet.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: She's like, who does that? Like the internet was kind
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: of new. This was like mid to late nineties.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Wow. And, um, so that was it. I, I listen
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: to his podcast a lot. I like his podcast called
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Club Random. And he talks about his dick a lot
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: on Club Random, which is weird. How do you talk
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: about it?
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: What do you say? Like, it's winking at me. It's fun.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: It's down. It's sad.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: It's big. I don't know.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I feel like for a 70-year-old- Are you talking about
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: like a third person?
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever he is, 70 or something. I feel like
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: it's weird just to mention it at all. But there
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: is like a lot of, strangely enough, a lot of
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: talk about him having sex and his dick.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Well, they were seen at the Chateau Marmont.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, he could have been asking her, you know,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: what she thought of some political views. I don't know.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: She's 30. I'll tell you this. When I was a waiter,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: he came into my restaurant pretty much every night because
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: it was, we served late and he used to tape
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: his show right.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Down the street. At the CBS place, right? Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: And he would come in a lot.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Before 9-11.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Great guy. Great tipper. I'll say that. Sweetheart of a
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: guy and a great tipper. That's when you're a waiter,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: they could do any, they could be, I remember the guy, uh,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: what was his name? The record producer.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Um, The one that shot the girl?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: The one that shot the girl. Spector. Spector, Phil Spector.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: He came in one night. The night he shot the woman,
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: he went up to the House of Blues. That's where
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: she was working. Met her there. Came into my restaurant first.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Not my restaurant. I was working there, Mirabelle. And he
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: got a Diet Coke and tipped me $ 100. Later that night,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: shot a woman in the face. And I was like, hey, whatever.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Tipped me $ 100.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Nicest guy in the world. I don't know if it's true.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: That girl, that girl, I met as well. Prior to her.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: She wanted to do stand-up. Oh. And we did a
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: night at the Belly Room together.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And she was beautiful. And she was like, you're so funny. Like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: how could I start doing this? I got to do
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: something other than trying to be a singer and an actress.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: What if I could do stand-up? I recently was talking
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to my sister Shannon on my Patreon. And I said,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: we could do a 90s. You mean Shannon could.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Do a 90s?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Show at the 90s where we are kind of the
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Forrest Gump's and every single one of these stories because
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: like all your story like it was all these monumental
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: times like Shannon actually applied for a job in the
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: DA's office by one of the prosecuting attorneys in the
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Menendez trial.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah well you guys were like living.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It yeah I remember she came home and she was
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: like that was the one who you know brought up
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: that they didn't sell guns at the big five at
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: that time or whatever the story was that he got
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: caught in a lie about the timeline of buying guns.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: And was he really fearful that they were going to
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: kill him or not? So, yeah, so there was so
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: like that. But I remember. Yeah, I remember that story, too.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I went to go see Bill Maher's show,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: taping of that show. with my friend that he was
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: kind of loosely dating boning whatever and after the show
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: um so it's before 9-11 right when it was called
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: politically incorrect yes sure so then i was like well
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: thank you so much that was so cool now i'm
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: like an aspiring stand-up but i know i'm not gonna
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: be like ask me on the show whatever and he's
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: like where do you want to go now and i'm
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: like what do you mean and he's like you want
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: to go to spa you guys want to go to
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: spa go and i was like okay And he's like,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: do you have a car? And I did. I had
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: like my little Toyota Celica gift from graduating from USC, red.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I'll just hop in your car. So he,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I think he sat in the front and my friend
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: sat in the back and we went to Spago. And
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I remember I, I, we're talking about something and somehow I, I,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I said how funny Joan Rivers was. about something she
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: said about wearing fur and that she's like, you know,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: this animal has had the best time of its life.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: It's been to the greatest shows. I said, I thought
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: it was like, and he did not like that joke.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's a very, he's a big animal.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, and it was just like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: one of those moments where you think you're on the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: same page and all of a sudden he was like,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: to me, because I was like talking about how much
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I love Joan Rivers. And I was like, oh, okay,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, he bought the meal and then he
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: told me, That my friend, I was 27 at the time,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: and she was about 33. And I won't say her name,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: but I'll call her Rose. He goes, you know, Rose
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: is the oldest girl I've ever dated. Now, at that time,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: how old would he be at that time? In 1997.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: He's 68 now. So let's do the math.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: So how old? Like 30 years ago. So, yeah, he'd be.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: So wait, if it was 97, you're right. So that
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: would have been 20, 20, 27, about 27 years ago.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: So he was only 38, 38, 39.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Right. I mean, if I'm doing the math, I.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Thought he was older than that. Yeah. Cause I remember,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I knew he was older than her, but
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: I think he, he's always kind of looked around 53.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Like I think when he was 35, he looked 53.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: And I think when he was like, I think now,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, he looks a little older than that, but
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: He still doesn't look, he doesn't look his age.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Sometimes some people, like.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: When they look old early, they just stay that same look.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: They stay the same. I feel like that's Tracee Ellis Ross, too.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Like, when she was 27, she looked more like she was, like, 35.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: And now that she's 50, she still looks 35. Like,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: she just looks, like, it's just interesting.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: You ever see these memes? A lot of times they'll
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: show them on the internet of, like, the casts of
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: 70 shows. Yeah. And their age at the time they
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: were taping that show. It's like. You know, like Red
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Fox on San Francisco was like 41. He looked like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: he was 70. And Archie Bunker and all of them.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, the men and the guys like in Cheers and stuff.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: The two guys that were like on the bar in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: the Cheers. And then also Rue McCallaghan.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Rue McCallaghan.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, I know I'm going to blow your mind one
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: more time.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: No, my mom and I showed her property.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: And I couldn't believe it that she didn't buy from us, bitch.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: But anyway, we did show a property around Calabasas.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: See, you are involved in it.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm involved in every fucking thing.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: You're the Forrest Gump of 80s, either crime or sitcoms.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, this I thought was really interesting. I heard about this, actually,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: that this was coming along. Because this woman who was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: in this Netflix show, I've talked about her, Julia Hart,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: she did a... A show, kind of around COVID it
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: came out, but it was called My Unorthodox Life. She
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: left being an Orthodox Jew.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And then married a really big guy. Now she's still
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: divorcing him, whatever. She's a tiny little thing. I went
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: in her closet and she had like 85 pairs of
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Gucci shoes. Anyway, she told me she invested in, she
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: told me this like three years ago, that there was
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: going to be a plane that can take you from
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: New York to Europe in an hour.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: And she's like an investor in it or something.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been hearing about this for a hundred years.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: A hundred years you've heard about it?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: I'm exaggerating, but I feel like this has been in
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: the works for a long time.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure when people talked about planes in
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: the first place, people were like, I mean, I'm sure
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: they'll be able to figure it out. I mean, that
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: would be great.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't care about that. Just get me
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: to like... Like Ohio to L.A.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, can they do it for like
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: East Coast?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Can they speed that up a little bit?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: And it goes 4,600 miles an hour. I don't need 4,000.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Just get it up to like 800 miles, like just
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: a little bit faster. Yeah. I would like. Instead of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: the five hours, make it three.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Right. But I guess so this would be a special
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: new plane and– Yeah. I mean, how much business are
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: people doing in London that they'd be going all the time? Like,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I guess you treat it like going from L.A. to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: San Francisco like a pretty woman just for dinner and
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: the opera.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: They just take you to London.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I know people who kind of do that. They go
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: back and forth.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Remember that scene, Pretty Woman, when they go on the plane?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. It's a dream coming true.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: Is that the song that plays during it?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I was just like, God, I want to
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: be a hooker.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: We watched it. My wife and I watched it recently.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: It happened to be coming on TBS or something. You know,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: you don't think you're going to stop. You watch for
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: a minute. Can't stop. The next thing you know, you're
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: watching for an hour. And our takeaway from it was
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: he was such a dick.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Like, there's several scenes where he actually shushes her a
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: few times.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Like, shush.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: Even like the one where they go to Beverly. I'm
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: taking you to Beverly Hills to go shopping because they
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: talked you over. And he shushes her about five times
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: in that scene.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: The movie is so wrong in so many ways because
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I'm like, first of all, like you're, you know, he
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: has no problem that every, like she's only like 20.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: So she's like laying in the bed and she goes,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: my mom said I was a bum magnet. Every bum
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: around met me or whatever. I'm like, for the two
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: years you were in high school before you left to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: come here and be a hooker. And I'm like, and like,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: you had to be a hooker like that quick on
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a street corner. Like you couldn't try to do anything else. Like,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: and then it was just, yeah, wake up, get ready. And, um,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: you know, suck some D's like in a dirty car. And, like,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: that was just going to be okay.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: It's just the best movie ever. It was back in
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: a different time. I mean, the movie from that era,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: movies of that era, there is more sexual assault in
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: those movies. Like, every.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld's friend hit her, remember?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Yes. What's his name? Jason Alexander. All of them. Even
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Marty McFly, there's, like, a weird... Sexual Assault and Back
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: to the Future with Leah Thompson.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon hits the girl in Footloose.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: No, he doesn't hit her. Does he?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, he does.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: It's the other guy. No, you're right. It's her other boyfriend.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Kevin Bacon saves her.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're right. How can I say that about Kevin Bacon? Oh,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: my God. I'm going to get a cease and desist
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: now from Kevin Bacon.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Get your facts right, lady. I hope he's never in
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: any of these freak-offs.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: No, especially after he and his wife of 27 years
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: got screwed over by Bernie Madoff.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now they got to do all-inclusive commercials. He
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: literally does bacon commercials. They've probably been asking him his
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: whole career. And he's like, I'm not doing bacon commercials.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: Then Madoff came and was like, I'll do a bacon commercial.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I have been asking over and over, when can
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: I do a McDonald's commercial?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: And I have... tagged them, I have written them, and
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: they just go, ha ha. I'm like, you don't think, like,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: just even a small, like, I've had, I've seen Ross
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: has done McDonald's commercial, I've seen Christina Pazinski has done, like,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: there's a lower level influencer type of commercial. And they're
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: not going to get me, Heather McDonald.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: To do it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: Do you like McDonald's?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Yes! I've talked about it over and over. I used
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to get these, um, The healthy chicken wraps, like with
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: the kids.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, sure.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: I've always liked it. They have the best Diet Cokes
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: on earth.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is pretty good Diet Coke.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: They're the cleanest bathrooms.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about the breakfast? Do you like
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: an egg McMuffin?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I love the, I mean, go off. It's the maple.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: It's like a pancake with an egg. The McGriddle.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I don't like sweet and savory together.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not going to get the ad campaign.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get it.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I'm secreting. I'm manifesting it. I'm going to do it all.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe it. I know maybe it would be confusing.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I did tell the kids when I was little when
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: they made fun of me, your brother must be Ronald.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Is your brother Ronald McDonald?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: And my mom goes, just tell him your dad owns McDonald's.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: So I went to school and I said my dad
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: owns McDonald's and everyone was kissing my ass for about
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: three days.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Until a little shit showed up and said, My dad
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: says it's a franchise, and nobody really owns it anymore.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, right.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Right, because the McDonald brothers sold it. No connection to McDonald's.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: But I still would like a piece of the pie.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Apple pie, also delicious.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Also. Sometimes a little too hot. Too hot on the inside.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Let it cool.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: A woman's suit. Some old lady.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I wonder, do they still make the apple pie?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: You know what? Another thing I've learned on the TikTok
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: is these secret menus. Have you seen those?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I've heard about them. I don't want to start any
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: trouble when I'm in line.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently you can get like a breakfast burrito from In-N-Out.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard of that.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Like really crazy things that make no sense.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: I know, but I feel like there's the disconnect. They
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: say that, but then try ordering it. When they're like,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: excuse me, I saw on TikTok that you make it.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: You know, they're like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: there's going to be a disconnect. Just try. It's not
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: going to be as easy to get it as you
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: think it is.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. This girl, she... was about to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: walk down the aisle or she's planning her wedding. And
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: then one day she just looked at her maid of
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: honor and said, wait a minute, you're who I love.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Thank God she, so she ended her, she canceled the
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: wedding right before. And then the girl got rid of
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: her husband. And now they're just living happily ever after.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: How's this not a movie? Somebody called Jennifer Lawrence. We
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: got something here. And who's the other one who was
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: in Twilight? She's a lesbian. Those two.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Kristen Stewart. Yes.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Let's have some fun. I think this is the movie.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: You know, when I talked to Patrick, producer Patrick, we
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: need new, not the formulaic rom-com that they play in
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: the dry bars. I need something for today.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: And this is the kind of thing that is today.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I think we need a new... I believe, I don't
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: know if Producer Patrick talked about this with you, but
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: I believe we need a new, like The Hangover. We
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: need a new R-rated comedy that's hilarious from beginning to
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: end and wrong and a little pushing the envelope. We
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: need that again. Animal House, Hangover. There was so many
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: We did talk about, I talked about how my boys
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: have to watch all the old ones.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those stepbrothers.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, there's got to be something that, you know,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Someone can tap into that world. Like, there's some funny,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: and you know who's got a star in it?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Matt Rife. Matt, well, I mean, sure.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Well, get somebody that also can make people aware to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: see it on the phone and then go, oh, actually, okay,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: let me watch this, like, funny, crazy movie. No, he
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: could be in a movie, okay?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: And, you know, he's a good-looking guy, but he can
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: also be funny. But he shouldn't be the star.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Two other guys that are really funny should be the star.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, he comes in because he's new
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: to movies.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: I don't like your casting. Jacob Elordi. That's good looking.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, Matt Rife is good looking. Honestly, I think
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: we're going a little crazy on the good looking. He's
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: a funny guy. I feel like he would have. I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: think he's a funny guy.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Remember how Brad Pitt showed up in Thelma and Louise?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: He's just going to show up like that.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. He's just going to show up.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: As something, and they're just like, you know, this idiot.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: But then he has like a funny moment, but he's,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: you know, not an actor. So like we can't get,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: we can't lead a movie.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: But it could just, he could put his big toe
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: And then, yeah, I like it. And then like two
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: other guys that we don't know that are just funny,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: you know, that could be fun. Is there anybody that's
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: funny who's 25 that's doing movies?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I think the Saturday Night Live guys are pretty funny.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I think you can get it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: You can pick a couple of guys off Saturday Night Live.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I think there's a couple of guys on there that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: are funny.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Young.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, young Latinos. That's what I'm looking at. Yeah. And
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: then Jacob Elordi comes in, big old dong on him.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Does he have a big dick?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: It looks to me. I don't even know anything about it,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: but I'm looking at that guy.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Is he taking Jon Hamm's spot? Yeah, exactly. Remember how
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Jon Hamm was?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Just the look of him.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Whenever there was like a slow day, they would just
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: be like him in Central Park wearing like gray sweatpants
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: and just like a schlong.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Big old schlong. Yeah.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Now, when your schlong looks that big, is it because
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: that guy didn't even wear underwear?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I mean, yeah. I feel like,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, Jon Hamm had it all. I mean, the
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: guy was good looking. He was playing like the right
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: part during the Mad Men days.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Have you heard that straight guys are like doing more
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: squats and they're getting more bubble asses?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I have not heard that, but I'm all for it.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I heard it from two of my friends who are gay.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: They're a gay couple.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: And they said, yeah, that's like happening.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: Well, the gays, they love a bubble ass.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying straight guys are now making
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: that a point of their workout routines. There's arm day,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: there's leg day. Now for guys, there's butt day.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're straight, and they know that the butt,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: it's where it's at. I've seen a lot of ads
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: for pants like, this will up your butt for men. Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: It was like, tighten it and bring it up.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Well, if butt's where it's at, you and I are fucked.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I feel girl butts have gone down.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: The rise of male butts is what's in right now.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: And the girl butt, like everybody says, like Khloe Kardashian,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: all their butts are going down. Kyle, Kim, and Khloe's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: butts have gone down. They still have a good ass
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: on them, but it's not the enormousness that it was.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: I've been watching a lot of Kylie on Instagram. Kylie
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  Speaker 2: doing makeup tutorials. I watch them.
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  Speaker 1: I just think she's so beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. She's the best looking one of all
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: She looks so beautiful. And I just saw an ad
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: of her clothing line that looks amazing. It's like leather
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: dresses and pants and pieces and like a leather jacket
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: that could be a jacket or it could also be
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: a dress. And I was like, good for you. She's
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: got good style.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: And she's not the Timothee Chalamet. That was fake, right?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, she is.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: But that was fake.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was like right around the time
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: he was playing Willy Wonka. And they needed some hype.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they're broken up. I just, I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: think that she has taken, like she didn't, she doesn't
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: like being in the show. But she's, you know, is
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: doing really well with all of her clothing. I feel
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: like she's moving a little bit. She still does all
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: the makeup stuff. But she knows that that is probably,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: you know, girls get finicky. You move on from your makeup.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: It's very rare that someone like, you know, unless you're 70.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Revlon's my only thing. Like a lot of times people
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: like to try.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Max Factor.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So now she's doing the clothes and, you know,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: still has, you know, his great mom has two cute kids. Yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: but I feel like he's still in it.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Is it Tiger, the dad of those kids?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: No, it's the one that had the horrible thing happen. Oh, yeah. Astroworld.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Astroworld, yeah.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: What is his name? Not Kendrick Lamar.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder? No, not Kendrick Lamar. Lamar.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Travis Scott.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: Travis Scott.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Travis Scott.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Travis Scott. Astroworld, Travis Scott. Yeah, I don't know whatever
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: happened with that. Yeah, they're not together. He's back out
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: on tour. Yeah, we all forget. Give everything two years.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Max two years. Minimum three months. Yeah. Chris, tell us,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: besides being with me, where... I know you're heading back.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Well, you and I are going– I'm heading back this
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: weekend to– Right back to Massachusetts, the other side of Massachusetts, Springfield, Massachusetts,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: MGM Casino, Roar Comedy Club in the MGM Casino. One
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: show a night. One show Friday, one show Friday.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: How fun because, you know, people are just, you know,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: loving you and– They want to see the whole set,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, so they can go there. And I
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: love doing a casino.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: And then you and I are in Minneapolis and Chicago.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: And then I'm at the Brad Garrett Comedy Club all
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: week long in Las Vegas, the 21st to the 27th.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: In October.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: In October, yes. And then November, I go to Columbus, Missouri,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: the Blue Note, Columbus, Missouri. And then the Blue Room
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Comedy Club in Springfield, Missouri. A lot of blue.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: That's your blue eyes. Thank you. Zany's in Rosemont coming
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: up on the 15th of November. And then a place
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: called Yellow & Co.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, Rosemont. So when you come to Chicago.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: I'll probably be plugging it.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Be plugging it because that's not too far.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Hartford, New Hampshire. Comedy at the Carlson. Oh, my God.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: This is in Rochester. Please. I never sell tickets there.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's not so cute.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: It's such a cute area, too.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Comedy at the Carlisle?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: At the Carlson. It's a great club.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: That just sounds like very cute.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: It's so cute. And I'm there November 23rd, Saturday night.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: What more can I give you people? And on and on.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: A million more. Levittown, Long Island, Bananas in New Jersey,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: Steel Stacks, Funny Bone in Albany. It's all on frangiola.fun.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: And then you and I are having a ball out
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: there together.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: We really do have fun. We really had a lovely time.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the hotel in Boston. What a day
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: in Boston.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: The Newberry Hotel. was so beautiful and such a great location.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: The room was beautiful. I am bummed I didn't do
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: the fireplace thing.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: The guy came in and said, we can bring in
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: the fresh wood and you can have it at your fire.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: This is the first week and we're lighting up the fires,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: places in the fire. But then after our dinner, you
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: and I both had such an early flights. I was like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: do I call this guy up just so I can
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: sit in front of the fire and just be like.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Well, when you're in such a nice hotel like that,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: you feel like, because we usually were only there for
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: a day or two.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I was there longer.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: But you feel like you have to use everything. Like,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: I got to put on the slippers. They put them
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: on next to the bed. So you just walk around
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: in the slippers for three minutes.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: They made me a soft robe with H.M. I didn't
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: even realize it until I was wearing it and doing
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: my hair. And I'm like, H.M.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Was it really for your initials?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: They gave you that as a gift.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: And, no, but it was, it's a beautiful, and the
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: restaurant Contessa was beautiful. We ate there.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Across from, like, a gorgeous park. I've never been to
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: that part of Boston. I know, don't sue me, Boston people, but,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm always on the other side of Boston.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Like the one near the seaport.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: By Left Boston, the comedy club.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by the seaport. I'm never by that real nice area.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, that park. And the stores and everything. And
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: what a beautiful time. of year to be so go
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: back and see chris this weekend gamble make some money
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: or not or just.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Go see him come and come out to the show frangola.fun
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: cover to cover the podcast come over listen to cover
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: to cover we're having some fun thank you.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Always everyone everyone loves you But no one loves you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: more than me, besides your wife and child.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Isn't it funny that now when I intro you, that
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: could be, that's fading quickly. Sometimes when I come home,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I thought you had gone till Monday.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, home Sunday. You're just like, great. But yeah,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: it's funny how now I intro you on our shows together.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: And I say that, you know, on Chelsea Lately, we
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: did a sketch called Chris and Heather together forever as
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: a joke where we were like two old vaudeville people.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: And it's really becoming like a reality.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Well, wait, I have to say that there is two housewives. Yeah.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: The OC. Oh, you showed me the video.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: And they basically are doing that.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: And it is, you know, we're gonna go through it together.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, this was the big closing number.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Closing number.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, you showed me the video and I'm not,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: this is not my world. And I was just like,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: oh my, like who goes to watch this? And you
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: have to be disappointed when you're leaving.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I think it's just one of those things when you're
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: a fan and you get to see them in person
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: and you're like free that night, whatever. But the thing is,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: when you go see a Chris and Heather together for
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: our show. We actually, you'll be laughing the whole night.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Like everybody says like, my God, my ab muscles, like,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: like truly when you see an other, an other like
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: real comedian.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Well, we're pros. We've been doing it a long time.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: You know, like those women, those women, they didn't even
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: learn the lyrics to the song. And they, they, they
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: did the dance. They didn't, they did no zero effort
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: put into like choreography.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: They were like, here, they're like, here is a video
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: for when they first started singing in 2018. And then
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: they come out. I'm like, In five years, you couldn't
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: learn the words.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: And it's a song everyone knows anyway. It's like a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: classic number that everyone knows.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Whatever.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: Who are they? What do they name?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: Good luck to Vicki and Shannon. Good luck.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: It's a lot harder than people think. It's a lot
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: more effort to go on the road. It's a lot
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: more than anybody thinks. So when you do come... We
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: appreciate it so.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Much when you come. I say that all the time.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's a pain in the ass.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I know it's an effort to go on HeatherMcDone.net and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: buy the tickets. I know it's an effort to get
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: a dog sitter. I know it's.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: An effort to get a car.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I know it's an effort to put on an outfit.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: I just read an article yesterday in the New York
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Times that how we're all becoming homebodies, like more so
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: than ever. People are just staying home.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: But nobody goes out for an evening and said, I
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: wish I would have stayed home.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: Nobody.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: You're always happy you went to the party. You're always
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: happy you went to the concert.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: You never regret it. It's good to feel a little
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: tired the next morning being slightly hungover.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Something to talk about.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: It feels good.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Right. So, yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Bring it on.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: The rest of your life to sleep.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Love you.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you. The car is beautiful. Where did you end
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: up going for it?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with? they have
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch what's it called.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: It's dune adl where dune adl there's an accent on
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: the e do you mean yes i got it on
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: done deal cars.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Lift please you're going past oh kimmage
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: No done deal cars you couldn't possibly go anywhere else