Daily Comedy Brief · October 28th

Storyflo Comedy — Daily Comedy Brief · Oct 28, 2026 · 3m

From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Hey, it's Wit. October 28th. Seven in comedy — pour the coffee, this gets weird fast. Let's get into it. First, from McSweeney's Internet Tendency. If the First Marathon Had Been Completed by a Running Bro. Pheidippides arrives, drenched in sweat, claiming he’s achieved a personal record for running from Marathon. Aristides, eager for news, learns that Pheidippides is more focused on his running stats than the battle with the Persians. He details his run, citing elevation changes and muscle pain, while Aristides just wants to know about the…