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My Take On The NASCAR Awards Banquet | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Saturday morning everybody.
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  Today's coffee with Kenny is all about the NASCAR awards
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  ceremony. I said ceremony, ceremony.
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  Oh, it was funny as all get out. So you had the wives.
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  Who was the most bougie? So my award for the most bougie
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  wife was Ryan Blaney's wife. She's a beautiful lady.
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  And Ryan and her, they looked great, but she was the one that
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  when they said what are you wearing?
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  And she's like, I'm wearing, you know, whatever it is.
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  And she did really good. It's like she's bougie.
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  She's Ryan Blaney's wife. Girlfriend is.
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  No, they're married, aren't they?
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  Respond right here. I don't know.
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  I can't keep up. She reminds me of my daughter
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  Brittany. Brittany went to fashion
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  merchandising and she went to Brittany.
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  My daughter. She went to Milan, Italy.
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  But Brittany ended up working for Lowe's Home Improvement.
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  She works on the search engine team.
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  She's got a hell of a job. But my daughter Brittany, she's
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  bougies all get out, man. She gets into that clothing.
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  So the bougie award goes to Ryan Blaney and his wife.
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  They, they were all in. They knew the name.
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  So the rest are just us rednecks.
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  I'm telling you, man, some stuff made me laugh.
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  First of all, Harrison Burton, that's my man right there.
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  He's my man, they said to Harrison and his girlfriend.
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  What are you wearing? Harrison said.
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  I'm wearing Men's Wearhouse, just bought it today.
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  Harrison, what are you wearing? I'm wearing Men's Wearhouse and
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  I just bought it today. That was bad ass.
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  That's me. That that would be me.
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  And my God damn, I got to do this banquet, or they call it
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  awards ceremony. We've been through this before.
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  Banquet means you get food and they give you awards.
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  I think it was award ceremony. It means you can eat on your
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  own, but you come to get your award.
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  Oh, I liked, I liked Caitlin Larson.
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  You know, Kyle Larson and Caitlin.
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  They're such a good couple. She's tomboy as hell.
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  She looks good though, and they're like, Caitlin, what are
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  you wearing? She's like, I can't pronounce
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  the name. It was great.
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  She even tried to pronounce it and it's like how?
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  What are you wearing? I forgot what he said, but what
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  caught my ear was most all the guys.
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  Stitch by Mitch. What are you wearing?
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  Stitch by Mitch. I'm wearing Stitch by Mitch.
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  I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
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  The other, the other couple that was bougie was Denny Hamlin and
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  Jordan. Yeah, they were.
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  She knew. He knew.
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  Of course, you know Denny, He he's always looking good.
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  And I'm convinced that Michael Jordan got him looking good with
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  all the tennis shoes and everything.
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  But yeah, my two bougie awards so far go to, you know, Denny
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  Hamlin's wife and then Ryan Blaney's wife.
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  So let me think. OK, The other one, that's really
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  funny. Now, they looked good, but I
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  don't know if you'd gone on over there to Dirty MO Media.
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  Did Dale Junior download? I love it when Amy Earnhardt's
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  on there 'cause she D bullshits everything.
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  She's gangsters all hell. So you know, Amy comes in at
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  least once a month to the Dale Junior download and it's like,
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  Amy, do you got Dale Junior? You know, Amy dresses Junior.
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  I swear he's, he's awesome. They're they're a great couple.
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  I'm convinced that Amy takes care of Dale Junior.
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  And she said, oh gosh, she says he cries.
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  He don't want to wear, he don't want to get dressed up.
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  Dale Junior don't want to get dressed up, Mommy, I don't want
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  to do this. And she's like, oh God, Junior.
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  So he's, he's like me. He's like, you know how our, our
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  Dale Junior is like our bodies fluctuate.
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  And you know what I bought a year ago?
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  Don't fit now, but he is smart, Dale Junior, extremely smart, he
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  said. This time when they sized me, he
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  says I made my belly as big as I could because I pushed it out
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  that way. It's a little loose and maybe
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  it'll fit next time I need it. That was good strategy right
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  there. Hey, I don't know about you all
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  down there in Charlotte, but up here, my Men's Wearhouse, I went
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  and bought about, I bought 2 pairs of black slacks and some
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  grey ones and they're, they fit my skinny bird legs so that, you
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  know, I look like you young kids now it's, you know, it's not all
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  bad. I don't look like MC Hammer,
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  let's put it that way. But what I like about those new
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  slacks I just bought, they're stretchies, but but they're
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  pimp. They're the, they're, they're
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  the young pants. But now they see I wear a size
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  35 and in men's they go 34 to 36.
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  And I know we've talked about this, but you buy 34 and they
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  stretch out easily to 35. So get those stretch because
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  ain't nobody stay the same damn size all the time perfectly.
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  If you do, you're working too hard.
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  It's hard to stay exactly the same size all the time.
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  I mean, if you get your pants fitted perfectly and they they
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  fit you a year later, you're lucky.
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  All right, so I'm done making fun of everybody.
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  Respond right here if you got any more.
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  First of all, Joey Logano's gold Goodyear car.
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  We're going to have Joey on Kenny conversation this week.
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  It's going to be catching up with Joey now.
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  Listen, if you want to see Joey Logano Kenny conversation, you
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  can go back. He was on here about a year ago,
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  but we're going to when we do Kenny conversation with Joey
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  Logano this time, it's going to be about right now.
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  I mean we're going to go right into the playoffs and we're
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  going to D bullshit it all and we're going to hear what he has
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  to say. So but Joey won that gold
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  Goodyear car. What I think is funny.
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  This is his third gold Goodyear card car.
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  I'm thinking he almost start a heat race, have all three, all
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  three gold Goodyear cars that that's a tongue full say that
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  gold Goodyear cars and he's got three rings.
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  I I got the pictures of them. I'm going to share with Charlie
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  Marlow. That way we can insert them when
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  we edit it up. So Joey Logano's coming up.
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  Congratulations to to David Wilson.
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  Congratulations to let me see Chase Elliott seven years in a
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  row and gay Greg Biffle humanitarian award.
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  He he deserved that. So the special awards went to
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  David Wilson from Toyota. He's been in racing for 30
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  years. Congratulations, David Wilson.
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  Well done. I think that was the Bill France
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  award, something like that. And then the humanitarian ward
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  went to Greg Biffle and then once again, most popular driver.
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  Did you know that an Earnhardt or a Elliott have won the last
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  34 straight years of most popular driver?
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  That's crazy shit right there. Way overfanging.
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  But he is Bill Elliott and Chaser, just famous.
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  Well, the thing of it is, Ernie and Dan are back at the shop,
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  and then the other two, of course, Dale Earnhardt and Dale
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  Junior. All right, respond right here.