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No More Games | Son of a Boy Dad #183 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: I was very forgiving about it.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting. Did you forgive Pearl Harbor as well?
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  Speaker 4: Sure? Did you know? To me that wasn't my fight?
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  Speaker 4: I now, I've been a big fan of Japan. In fact,
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  Speaker 4: the fact that they improved as quickly as they did
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  Speaker 4: and democratized and became the allies that they are to
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  Speaker 4: this day as quickly as they did after World War Two,
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  Speaker 4: to me, speaks volumes of them.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely totally. I think that. I mean, we struck a
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  Speaker 1: vicious blow to them, and now they have that intersection
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  Speaker 1: where there's the big cat Japan's back on top, is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: The big cat, the one in Tokyo.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, sure do.
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  Speaker 3: I I have not seen this big cat.
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  Speaker 4: Foks coming in at one one place together.
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  Speaker 3: What's the big cat?
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of big pussies little sasses here too? Kidding with you?
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  Speaker 3: What's the big cat' Am I missing something on this.
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  Speaker 1: Big cat? Is the leader of the Chicago office.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought there was a big cat in Tokyo
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  Speaker 3: that I'm not aware of.
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  Speaker 10: No, there is, it's at an intersection.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, not to be confused, the leader of the New
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  Speaker 4: York Office, of which there is not.
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  Speaker 3: One, because you are runnerless.
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  Speaker 4: Communists were communists. We believe in egalitarian social state. Every
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  Speaker 4: day when I bring my luncheon, I scoop out ten
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  Speaker 4: percent and put it in a communal trough out of
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  Speaker 4: which everyone else gets to eat.
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  Speaker 3: See. The thing with me with that is that I
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  Speaker 3: would never want Why would you want someone in the
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  Speaker 3: office to be cracking your fucking ass all day? I
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  Speaker 3: don't want leader, now that sounds awful. I like to
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  Speaker 3: just do nothing.
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  Speaker 4: The only leader I want is a leader. The only
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  Speaker 4: leader I want as a leader of chocolate milk.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, a leader of cola perhaps lead yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Or great word play?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you really can't beat that. That's that's fucking perfect wordplay. Perfect?
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  Speaker 4: Am I looking quite red to you? Guys? I feel
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  Speaker 4: like I'm looking quite red.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a little bit of a glow. But hey,
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  Speaker 3: well now you're definitely red.
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  Speaker 1: That light mate, When you turn the light on, you
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  Speaker 1: went translucent. I saw your thoughts. I saw a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of four syllable words bouncing around in your head. It
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  Speaker 1: was kind of impressive, honestly, dude. But I have I'm
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  Speaker 1: in so, I'm in Chicago right now. I have fucking
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  Speaker 1: news about this office.
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  Speaker 4: I want to hear about the Chicago office.
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  Speaker 3: I want to hear about the Chicago office as well.
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  Speaker 1: You know how they all like suck their dicks about
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  Speaker 1: how hard they work and how much they love to
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  Speaker 1: be in the office. How early everybody gets in and shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they do that because they all fucking
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  Speaker 3: live in the office.
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  Speaker 4: No, they don't do it, is what he's gonna tell us.
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  Speaker 10: No, not even that.
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  Speaker 1: Just at three o'clock, everybody stops working and starts playing
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  Speaker 1: basketball and lifting weights. Yeah, like a fucking like a
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  Speaker 1: there was a whistle that went off and everybody trudges
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  Speaker 1: out of the fucking coal mines, faces covered in soot,
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  Speaker 1: fingers covered in fucking uh like printer ink, Like they're
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  Speaker 1: just everybody is just ready to fucking like all the
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  Speaker 1: graphics guys, the people who are working on this show.
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  Speaker 1: I had to ask them to get out of a
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  Speaker 1: three point shooting contest.
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  Speaker 10: So they could come and record.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, there's a massive fallacy that everybody's just grinding ten
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  Speaker 1: times harder just because they're out in Chicago. They're like
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  Speaker 1: recess begins at three o'clock and everybody's just fucking balling outrageous.
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  Speaker 4: I think they they leave and they get home and
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  Speaker 4: they're covered in sweat and they forget that they played basketball.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just mad labor.
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  Speaker 4: They think it was just a tough day. They're exhausted
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  Speaker 4: every I was exhausted when I went out there, but
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't from working. It was from now basketball all that, dude.
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  Speaker 3: When I when I went out there, I was sore
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  Speaker 3: for like a week after I left because I was
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  Speaker 3: using the golf simulator the entire time. I would probably
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  Speaker 3: i'd be in the New York office a lot more
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  Speaker 3: if we had a fucking if we had a jungle
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  Speaker 3: gym in there.
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  Speaker 1: But they think that they're actually like working on the
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  Speaker 1: railroad all the livelong day out here.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, And I really think you're right for it.
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  Speaker 1: Just they've completely fooled their bodies into being like we
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  Speaker 1: actually are blue collar workers. We are basket we're a
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  Speaker 1: professional basketball player.
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  Speaker 4: I can't move to Chicago for the express purpose of
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  Speaker 4: avoiding serious injury from oh yeah, playing pat basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Someone will like tear an achilles or something in there
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  Speaker 3: in the next year, for sure. Yeah, and it'll be
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  Speaker 3: like a it'll be like a pretty crazy moment, depending
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  Speaker 3: on who it is.
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  Speaker 1: They're lined up at the at the three point line,
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  Speaker 1: where like.
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  Speaker 10: They're shoulder to shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many dudes in this three point shooting competition,
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  Speaker 1: and the only dudes who aren't doing three point shooting
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  Speaker 1: competition are doing body squats on the side. Like everybody
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  Speaker 1: is doing physical labor. The computers are empty. You need
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  Speaker 1: to yeah a video of of all the computers of
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  Speaker 1: everybody working. It's Jake Marsh and fucking Danny Conrad are
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  Speaker 1: the only two people in any part of the office
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  Speaker 1: that are doing any work that aren't playing basketball right now.
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  Speaker 10: It's shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I when I when I was out there for
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  Speaker 3: or I texted Mook the other day and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: do you want to play video games? And he was like,
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  Speaker 3: uh No, I can't. I'm I got a show and
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  Speaker 3: then I'm and then I gotta go to the office.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like ten pm, and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: why are you going to the office that lady. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna hit the gym. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: so that's just like a home base for you guys,
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  Speaker 3: Like you're just like, I'm just gonna pop by the
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  Speaker 3: office do some fucking dead lifts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They have a very good workout facility. That little strip
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  Speaker 4: of astro turf. You could do a lot on there.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, great, great stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They need a sled or something like that to really
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  Speaker 1: work the front of the shin to get these boys shins,
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  Speaker 1: to get these boys front shins really jacked.
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  Speaker 3: My front shins worked out. I was getting I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: chin splints.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you have been looking feeble as hell.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you could actually use I think sas you could
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  Speaker 4: use some splints for your shins. Yeah, rickety braces that
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  Speaker 4: you know, strap around your shoes and help you kind
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  Speaker 4: of keep your joints in line. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've been I've been running this week and
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  Speaker 3: it's been it's been alarming. Alarming is actually underplaying it.
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  Speaker 3: Like the first time I ran, I thought it was.
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  Speaker 3: I had to sit down on a bench down by
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  Speaker 3: the water, and I was like, it's it's never good
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  Speaker 3: when you when you stop running and then you start
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  Speaker 3: getting more out of breath from sitting down, Like it's
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  Speaker 3: still your heart rate is still increasing after the run.
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  Speaker 1: You also live one block from the water, so that
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  Speaker 1: illustrates how far you had to go before you had
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  Speaker 1: to sit down.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I start running at the water. I don't
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  Speaker 3: run nor I ran a mile and then I stopped.
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  Speaker 10: I know that you have the loudest steps when your.
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  Speaker 3: Oh smacking the ground.
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  Speaker 10: There's no ergonomics to your body.
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  Speaker 3: Every step I take, it's.
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  Speaker 4: Not a rock or a camber. It's just the full
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  Speaker 4: surface area area of the sole of his shoe is
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  Speaker 4: hitting the ground at the exact same time as flat
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  Speaker 4: flat flat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you close your eyes, you would think it was
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  Speaker 1: Dana White's Slap League.
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  Speaker 3: Every time I hit the ground, it's the force of
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  Speaker 3: the entire world crashing down onto my feet. Gravity is
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  Speaker 3: not a friend that has.
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  Speaker 1: To fuck up your hips and ankles. But at least
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  Speaker 1: you're running in converse.
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  Speaker 3: No, I got my fucking new balances. Bro.
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  Speaker 10: Oh really, that's actually huge.
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  Speaker 4: I no these.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't pick these.
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  Speaker 4: I picked those out.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've had these for four years. Five years, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and you'll notice that they are in almost perfect condition.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do look pretty clean.
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  Speaker 1: Soul.
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  Speaker 10: Let's see the soul of them. I know that that
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  Speaker 10: soul has no tread worn off of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean they're pretty much brand new. I've
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  Speaker 3: I've worn them a couple times because I was training
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  Speaker 3: for a half marathon many moons ago, and uh, and
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  Speaker 3: then it got canceled because of COVID. I've told that
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  Speaker 3: story before, Bud. I gotta get back into shape because
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  Speaker 3: I'm going on this fucking hike in the summer and
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  Speaker 3: it's seventeen miles and I can't. Fucking I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was nineteen or nineteen, I don't know. It's somewhere high
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  Speaker 3: in the teens and I can't. I'm anna I would
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  Speaker 3: die if I went right now. So I'm running, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm realizing that I'm in much worse shape than I've
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  Speaker 3: ever been in in my entire life, which isn't surprising,
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  Speaker 3: but it's still it's not good. My heart rate hit
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  Speaker 3: one ninety one while I was running, and my fit
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  Speaker 3: bit was literally it was saying stop in like all caps.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, stop moving, dude, nace heart rate one
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  Speaker 3: ninety one, like shocking numbers. The number is that like
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  Speaker 3: if I wasn't yeah, if I wasn't twenty two years old,
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  Speaker 3: like they would have me put in a hospital with
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  Speaker 3: numbers like that. They'd be like, your heart can't take
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  Speaker 3: much more than that.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty two is almost like that's almost more of a
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  Speaker 1: red flag that you're just running at ten mile pace
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  Speaker 1: and at twenty two and it's your heart is about
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  Speaker 1: to experience full failure.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it says online that your heart rate max
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  Speaker 3: is twenty minus or it's your age minus two twenty,
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  Speaker 3: I believe, and so that would be I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: have no your age minus two twenty, so mine would
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  Speaker 3: be one ninety eight.
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  Speaker 4: Your age minus too twenty would.
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  Speaker 3: Be negative two twenty minus your age. Sorry, you knew
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  Speaker 3: what I was fucking saying, fucking assholes, exactly what I.
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  Speaker 1: Was not letting you get away with shiit today you knew.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly what I was trying to say.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't because I don't. You don't speak and.
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  Speaker 3: Talk I speak. Goddamn amazing.
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  Speaker 4: I got. I got a quick thing I want to add.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday I got home from Nashville and my my wife
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  Speaker 4: and I went with the dogs in the car and
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  Speaker 4: drove to a sort of like winery deli type place
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  Speaker 4: and it was out on Long Island, Strong Island, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And we were out there and it was cool and
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  Speaker 4: we were inside and the weather was fifty degrees and
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  Speaker 4: we left our dogs in the car and a waitress
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  Speaker 4: came over to us and said, are you guys the
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  Speaker 4: owners of that silver tesla? And we said yeah. She
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  Speaker 4: said you need to come with me right now. Ooh,
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  Speaker 4: And we were like, what she's like, come with me
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  Speaker 4: right now, and we went with her out to the
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  Speaker 4: car and she we looked in and she said, someone
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  Speaker 4: called the police from here to say that your dogs
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  Speaker 4: were overheating in your car and they were just sleeping
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  Speaker 4: completely comfortably because the car was it was fifty degrees outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What And we were like, they're fine. What and she
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  Speaker 4: was like, well, we got a call from the police
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  Speaker 4: from someone at the restaurant who said that these dogs
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  Speaker 4: were suffocating and overheating in your car.
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  Speaker 10: It's a Tesla. They were probably watching fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Homeward bound dude.
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  Speaker 4: Not only Tesla has a mode called dog Mode where
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  Speaker 4: you can leave your dogs in the car and it
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  Speaker 4: keeps the temperature moderated at sixty five degrees. But we
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  Speaker 4: didn't even turn that on because it was so much
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  Speaker 4: cooler than that outside.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd be putting the heat on for that.
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  Speaker 4: So then we went back in and we actually they
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  Speaker 4: were like cool about it. They were like, here, just
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  Speaker 4: bring your dogs inside. So we brought our dogs inside.
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  Speaker 4: And then I could not stop looking around and trying
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  Speaker 4: to figure out who had done this outrageous tattle, this
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  Speaker 4: completely off base Karen esque telling calling the.
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  Speaker 3: Police calling the cops is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: The restaurant saying that they're overheating in mid March is
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  Speaker 1: insane too.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't even panting, they were so comfortable.
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  Speaker 3: What did you ever find the person that'stet called her? Now?
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  Speaker 4: My guess is that they saw they on the way
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  Speaker 4: out and called and left.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 10: That would make me so on edge. I always wanted
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: to bring inside.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah what, man, that's such a foul indictment of you
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: guys as dog parents.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: How bored do you have to be to do something
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: like that to me? That's almost akin to calling yelling
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: fire in a crowded movie theater.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: It's like, it's like saying the N word to me. Honestly,
• 17:54
  Speaker 10: how it's just the most offensive thing you could do.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: It is It is just like you have nothing going on. Also,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: maybe it was just like oh, illusional old person in general.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I see right, I thought you meant saying it to
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: you specifically.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I do see myself as a black man that's neither
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: here nor there.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's gotta be like a It had
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: to have been like a ninety year old person who
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: was like because old people like that are like weirdly
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: obsessed with dogs, like everyone loves dogs, but old people
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: are like, I'd rather lose a child than lose my dog.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's like I think it's like the
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: woman who threw shit at me. I think that it's
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: like a loveless, like scorned she devil who is fucking
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: pissed at the world, who's just has an anger inside
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: of her that's like.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: This is wrong.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Why is this like this? Mind your own fucking business.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: What do you mean why is this like this? Yeah,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: the dogs are comfortable.
• 18:54
  Speaker 10: It's a tesla.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: It was. It's early March.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I mean it was it was. It was not warm yesterday.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: We kept the windows up to keep them warmer.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean it was pretty chilly. It was
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: like forty five yesterday.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: I thought that to open the windows would be worse
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: for the dog's comfort, and we were only we were
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: in there for, you know, thirty five forty five minutes.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: They sleep, they're so happy.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: A sun spot too. Dogs.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Dogs enjoy like a place where they get like toabaskan son.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: That's one of the dog's greatest, most enjoyable activities. And
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was a shot by sas saying,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: you do bring your dogs everywhere.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: He doesn't bring them everywhere, but we we didn't bring
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: them in because there was a sign that said no dogs.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: And so then they were like, we're really sorry for this,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: and they let us bring them inside.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm leaving my dogs in the car unless it's
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: like over ninety five.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: That's a little warm. I think he might he might
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: come actually a puddle of.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Poodle's I know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I'm just like a hot that's a hot dog.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I was just playing.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Frank would love that. But you know, we
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: need to report Sass's ass for that fucking egregious behavior.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Dude. Dogs like warm weather. I got a Bernice Mountain
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: dog in a husky and I leave them in my
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: car when it's ninety five to one hundred, and they
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: love it. It's like a steam It's like a steam
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: room for them.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Little Schmidz.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they've already got that natural they you know,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: they like the heat because they've got they've already got
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: that natural base layer of fur, that warm fur, so
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: they like it when it's even hotter. Bernice Mountain dogs
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: is a common misconception that they're mountain dogs. They're actually
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: beach dogs. They're supposed to be down in like Costa
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Rica most times of the year, just roasting in the sun.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Bernice. Where's what's Bernice?
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Is it not Burmese? It is Bernice. I think he's right.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: There's there's always on them with high Wi Fi. It's
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: probably something with my WiFi must have.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: No, you're right, you're right. I'm trying to figure out
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: where Bernice is where they're from originally, because I know
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Burma is a place.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: It's from burn Switzerland, Bernes.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Beautiful beaches up there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, I got a hop. I hate to
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: do it. Enjoy.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, all good, I'll talk to you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: Happy to your family member.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Alrighty, we are back without Francis. Now for he had
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: to go to his birthday or someone's birthday parties, grandmother
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: in law.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: We should do something nice for him for his birthday though,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: and surprise him totally.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: What are you thinking he could add his name to
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: the sign in the office.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: No, No, that's crazy, crazy, like getting him like a
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: fucking fud Ruckers sandwich or some ship like.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be nice. I'm sure he'd like that.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you like some footuckers or maybe just a.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Sprout of greens.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we could get him just a nice sweet treat.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: He's a big sweet treat guy. He also does like greens.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: But he's really his diet is really on both ends
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: of the spectrum, right. He either likes to eat like
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: cake or just leaves, or like a pile of leaves
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: and bird seeds.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And honestly, he has way better body than either one
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: of us, So maybe that's oh yeah, maybe that's the key.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just bird seeds and cake, the.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Marie Antoinette diet. It sounds fucking good. But he also
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: he actually eats like a fucking he's a trough. He
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: eats like a fucking bottomless pit.
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: Have you ever seen with him?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah? He orders fucking everything. I went, dude, I told you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: When we went to San Francisco last year, he got
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: forty oysters for himself as an appetizer. Forty.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Do you subscribe to the theory that some people just
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: do not like oysters? Yeah, definitely not some people that
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: nobody likes oysters.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: Like actually likes them. No.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I like oysters how they taste? Yeah I do.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I like oysters?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the taste, yes of just the raw oyster.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't for a while, and then I started
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: liking them more with the with the sauce on it,
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: and then I had them without the sauce, and I
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: like them. I like them a lot. But I also like, yeah,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I like a lot. I also like all seafood. I'm
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: a big seafood guy growing up on the ocean and whatnot.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I like all seafood too, and I like, I mean,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: like a nice fish. I'm saying, seabream is the fish
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: of the season, bro, Like, seabream is the fucking one.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know anything about seabream.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Oh really, it's a fishing guy. I thought that you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: would have to be a seabream savant.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: No, I only fish for trout.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: But I think that seabream has uh like you just
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: have some You could just some some light olive oil
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: and some lemon. I enjoy that. I think that oysters
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: have like a slimy hen. Plus they're alive when you
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: eat them.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, sure about that?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Oysters are alive when you eat them. Yeah, I mean
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: I too. You're not like this is gonna take no
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: convincing for me. I don't think I like. Oysters are
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: definitely something that it took me a while to like.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I fucking hated them, and
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: I could understand if I had never had an oyster
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: and I had my first oyster today, I'd probably be like,
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: this is disgusting, never give this to me again, right,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: But I've just I've acquired the taste, and now I
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: like oysters.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I think it's more of something that I eat to
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: be like, to show that I'm adventurous, and I like
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: them with a mignonette or like a sauce to them,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: but just a plain oyster has this like.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Tastes like the sea.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It tastes like flesh.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Though no it doesn't. It tastes like you're eating the
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: bottom of the ocean. But you like, Yes, I don't
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: hate it. I truly don't mind oysters. I think they're
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: pretty good.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't. I don't mind them either.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: You're good to You could just come on across you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: just switching one more thing. I just think that there's
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: like something I don't know, there's something Dare I say
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: vaginal about them?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I think that's pretty common theory. But a
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: lot of people say that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I didn't want to be nasty.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to speak out of turn or say
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: nasty things just to be nasty. I'm not a freak
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, or just compare things to vaginas.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: No, some people are like that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: I barely even say vagina.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I don't even remember the last time I said it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I might even gonna say it right now.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard me even say it before? Probably not, No, exactly,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: because that's not the kind of potty mouth shit that
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: we're on in here.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: It's a clean podcast, mostly for kids.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: But it was just the oysters are the only thing dirty.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: And yet I confirmed that oysters are alive when you
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: eat them.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: That's interesting. I never have heard that and did not
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: know that, but I believe it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It makes you really question, uh, women's rights when you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: think about an oyster being alive. Why let's move on.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I just can't believe it's alive. I just
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's alive.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: That's my only Were you gonna make an abortion joke?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna. I don't even say the word aboards,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even think that's not something that would
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: even cross your mind.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: When would I?
• 26:29
  Speaker 10: When have I ever even said abortion on here?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know, we're gonna have to bleep all of
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: these out though. Well for what it's a kids podcast.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, I know we're basically like those three guys talking
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: about the Green Bay Packers on their couch.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Those guys are hilarious. I love how they just clip nothing.
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I was, That's what I was about to say.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: The ship that they wind up clipping is so interesting
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: because there's like nothing to it. No, it's just.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Literally they'll just clip like abruptly in a conversation and
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: they'll be like they'll pick just a random point of
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: entry and then just a completely abrupt just like out
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: of nowhere, it's over, and you're like, all right, keep moving.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: They'll always just be like yeah, Ben, everyone's saying that
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the guy with the Green Bay Packers hat on doesn't
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: talk that much, and the guy in the Green Bay
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Packers had was just like not yeah, dude.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: They all got being held there at gunpoint by the
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: one guy in the leather chair.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: It's kind of meta hilarious, though. I guarantee they wind
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: up being better podcasters than Lebron.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Oh for sure. I mean, dude, they're they're definitely they're
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: starting young, which is that's my biggest regret is that
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't start younger.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Did you see that Lebron starting a squad cast?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: No? I didn't. I saw that Caitlyn Jenner is yo id.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to ask for permission from you guys to
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: try and get her on Son of a Boy Dad.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should definitely get her on. That'd be huge.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like that would be a great addition, like
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: as a main cast member. You said Maine, like you
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: want her to be like the.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: No no, just like a gust yes, yes, yes, oh
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: like okay, I guess, I guess.
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think just getting her own.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that'd be huge. Do you have connections
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: to Kaitlyn Jenner?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: She was on the most recent celebrity guest list of
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like Booking for Booking, Like, do you want this person
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: on your podcast?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Oh? Really? I did not know that. Yeah, well, and
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: now I have to think about it if it's actually
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: a possibility. I didn't know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: You thought were just Joe.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I thought we were kind of just doing a bit there.
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: No, I legitimately want her own.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what we would talk about with Kaitlyn
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Jenner the Olympics.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Do you see how naturally we're calling her her too? Like, Uh,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: we're the biggest transactivists, I think at the company Bay Time,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: We're the biggest allies at the company.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: There were some people moving into my apartment, or not
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: my apartment, but the building that I live in, and
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: they were standing outside and I was listening to them
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: because I can hear everything when they're right outside, and
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: they were just blabbing about trans people and non binary
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: and bisexual. Were like, this neighborhood is so great for buyes.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: This neighborhood is like talking to the talking to like
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: another one of their friends on the phone, being like
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: this neighborhood, it's just so peaceful, it's so quiet. It
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: is perfect for they He's I swear to God, to
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: the point that I was like, are they joke? They
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: might be fucking around? But then I was like, I
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: don't think they are, because it went on for like out.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: They were like at one point they were like, there's
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: so many beautiful people on this planet, and I was like,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? Like what people that you
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: guys just have conversations like that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: This is perfect for jee jims.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: They were kept on saying, They're like, this is perfect
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: for they, she's And I was like, what.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: It is, dude?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: The West Village is a utopia for they, She's, they
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: hers stay hymns her. She's the sweetest place on earth.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: And then one of them was like, I'm borderline. They
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: them at this point it was crazy, and then they
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: were like it sounded like I'm not even making up.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: It sounded like they were trying to convince one of
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: their friends that they were also a trans or a
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: non binary.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it gives you a little bit of social currency.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what they were saying. They were like,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: you're that, that's why you got to They were like,
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: there's so many beautiful people in this world. How are
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: you gonna restrict yourself to just one group?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Honestly? Are they're talking about who to fuck or who
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to be to be included in?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I think who to fuck?
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I mean I respect that. Honestly, you get no respect
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: if you're just fucking one one gender.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: No, you got to branch out these days, you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Really, uh, And I don't think that people are doing this,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: but we could get to a stage where people are
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: are going through reassignment just to fit in.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, it's definitely happening already just to fit in.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: Every girl is bisexual now, yeah, not till to fit in.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say not to just not to
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: fit in. But it's like, you know, it's.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Better than being straight because people are like, oh, straight,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you're straight. White.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Every single girl I've met in the last fucking year
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: has been like, oh, I'm bisexual, and then they're like,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: have you ever fucked a girl? I'm like, God, no,
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: that's disgusting. I would never do that.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: They just like like all their friends pretty Yeah, like
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you're gorgeous.
• 31:17
  Speaker 10: I'm bisexual.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: That's a big thing that I've It's a big spike
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: in the by community. It's good for them, that's great.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's some stuff though, that's like so
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: represented on the news that it's like not even uh
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like it's not even an actual problem that I encounter,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: but it's just on the news so much that I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: feel like it's like part of my life. Like trans
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: stuff I barely ever see or never has effected my life. Uh,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and same with migrant stuff. Like, oh, people are like, oh,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: New York is fucking there's no.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: More room for migrants.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I connestly can't tell who's migrant or not.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: No, no migrants in my apartment. So yeah, there's like on.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Seventh A like, are the people are the people who
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: have a big tray of like Skittles and Snickers bars?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Are they migrant or are they just the same bros that
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: have been here the entire time.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I think it's just all the same people that have
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: been there. I've never once seen someone in New York
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: and been like get the fuck out now. It's like, dude,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: everyone here sucks already. Who cares that there's more of them?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's more sucky people. They're probably raising the batting
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: average of exactly. Yeah, but I see it on the
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: news so much, or like people who aren't like like
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I went back to Philly and uh, I'm like, you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: should come up visit New York and people are like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: you couldn't pay me to set foot in that.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: City, dude. It's so crazy when people say stuff. That's
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: what happened when I went to Alabama. When I went
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: to Huntsville last year and there was the fucking My
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: uber driver was like I was like, oh yeah, I
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: live in New York and she like pulled the car over.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: She was like, my god, I could never even imagine
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: going to that city. And it was like, dude, you
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: you guys live on this is this whole entire city
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: is a highway. No offense to the people of beautiful Huntsville, Alabama.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: But it's like, what do you mean. New York's a
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: massive city, and it's like people think that they're gonna
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: come here and it's gonna be like a bunch of
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: migrants like trying to murder them and then like trans
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: people trying to fuck them, which both of those things
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: do happen on a regular basis, but it's like just
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: brush it off. Be a fucking man you just take
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: or a girl or are they or are them?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: But people really think that it's like Captain Phillips and
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: someone's like climbing up the side of a fucking building
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: with like a knife in their mouths.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, being like I'm gonna fucking they think it's Gotham.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people definitely think it's Gotham. It's like, bro, have
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you I wish they could see my neighborhood. Yeah, at
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: least they could like see my building or like set
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: out set foot outs.
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: I'm like almost.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Moved to tears By the beauty. Almost every time that
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I fucking go outside my apartment, I'll walk my dog
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: at night and just taking a shit, and I feel
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: like I have to take a picture because it's the
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: most beautiful, like peaceful, serene site that I've ever seen.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, I mean I think it's well, I guess,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I guess. I will say I feel like I feel
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: like it. People think that way about New York because
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: people come to New York and then they just go
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: straight to Times Square and they're like, this city sucks.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: And it's like, well, yeah, because Time Square sucks. But
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I say, I'm not like a I'm not like a
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: ride or die in New York person. I'm not like
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: New York's the greatest place on earth. But it's like
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: it's just a normal it's just a city. Like it's
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: it's not I don't think it's much worse or better
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: than other cities. Better. I will say it's better than
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: most cities, but.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: That's like going to like the Culver's bathroom in Huntsville
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: and being Yeah, this is what you call a city. Yeah,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, we're in the bathroom. Yeah, like we're
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: literally in the toilet. There's like shit on the toilet seat.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Like there's fucking shit in Times Square. Like that's what
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Time Square or that's you know that, that's what you're
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: signing up for by going to the dumbest place.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a shithole. And I used to
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: live right there, so that when I was going through
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: that big phase where I was like, I gotta get
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: out of this city, it was because I was living
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: a block away from Times Square. I was I could
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: hear Time Square from my apartment was eight. I was
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: in time I was living hell kside Times.
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: Square, actual Hell's kitchen.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, I had to walk through Times Square to get
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: to work every day, and I would have to be
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: like preparing mentally to have to show away like Mickey
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Mouse trying to come up and hug me.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to be you had to be in
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: good shape just in case you had to like do
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: like a three cone drill around fucking Elmo with his
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: head screwed off.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, guimalin Elmo.
• 35:49
  Speaker 10: But now you live in Transtopia.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Now I live in Transtopia, and it's beautiful here. They're right,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: it's a great neighborhood for the hymns or he hymns
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: even you know some of the there's a I'm representing
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: for the he hymns out here, but we're going strong.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: He hymns don't need any more representation, buddy, Why don't
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: you pick one of the other forty eight genders and
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: fucking strap up?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: That is true, we don't really need any more rep Yeah,
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I did pretty strong.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I did listen to that Joe Rogan episode about that
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: swimmer though, and I fucking get the indoctrination.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Which one I didn't hear this.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: There was like the swimmer from Kentucky who like tied
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the swimmer from Penn, and they gave the trophy to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: the swimmer from Penn, and I was like, God, damn it,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: get me my fucking gun.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: How dare they the trans swimmer?
• 36:40
  Speaker 10: Trans swimmer got the trophy even though this.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Was like the wildly famous story from like a year ago, right, Yes,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: what was the what was what was her name?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Leah Thomas was from Penn, from Penn and the other
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: one was I don't fucking remember.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Bro, why did you? Why were you? What podcasts were
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: you listening to? This on? Recently?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: It was on Joe Rogan. The girl went on Joe Rogan.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Really not the not the trans girl, Yes.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: The Kentucky girl, And she was like they, uh they
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I finished that we tried tied for first, and they
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: gave the trophy to the to the uh the trans girl,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the trans girl from penn And I did find myself
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: fucking almost driving my car off the road.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that, I mean, dude, that's biased as fuck.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: You can't be pulling those like that's crazy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that one. That so so it's like I get
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: being indoctrinated by it.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: But also I mean, that girl definitely has the pass
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: to be transphobic. But that's that's coming from more of
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: a competitive angle than it is anything.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta pass, like an N word pass, but
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the transphobia pass.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, her to get better at swimming. Dumb
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: bitch's name Leah Thomas. That that's my that's like she's
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: the goat. She's right up there with Caitlyn Clark in
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: my opinion, I'm gonna get a Leah Thomas fucking one's
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: ahead and put it on my wall right.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: There, Like Travis Scott, the way that Travis Scott was
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: posing with Caitlyn Clark, Travis Scott just dapping Thomas at
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: her race, Travis Scott and Jake from Straight State Farm
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: with Leah Thomas.
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: You're the fucking goat.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: That's so lame that that other girl went on Rogan
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: and fucking bitched about coming in second.
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: She didn't come in second, She came in first.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Times she came in second. Did she win, Yeah, she won.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: If she didn't win, she had the trophy. Sounds like
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: she lost.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: No, they had to mail her the trophy late because
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: she couldn't get the first crack at the trophy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they mailed her a replica fucking plastic trophy, A
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: participation Faster try getting faster next time.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Participation trophy Genre Generation. But I think that girl now
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: has a podcast.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: She's like, oh, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, and probably got
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: fucking some crazy he's got fucking what's his name? Who
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: was that kid?
• 39:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah? Brittenhouse.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Rittenhouse is gonna co host where You're going. They'll
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: have Kaitlyn jenneron.
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: Why Kaitlyn Jenner's well, yeah, Honestly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Kaitlyn Jenner could speak on it. Bro she's trans, but.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I'm saying her politics probably a line with their politics.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, definitely.
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: Did you hear fucking was Tim Dill? Tim Dillon?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, trans, which is sick.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: That's like, uh, way more.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Talking about what does he say? He was saying that
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: they're like a Russian spy came back and reported that
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: would be like, no, you're fucking with us.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: That sh it was hilarious. I mean, it's I think
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: it's just way more funny to be or like interesting,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: to be nuanced and be maga trans then just be
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: like down the line. Being like down the line is
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: just so fucking boring. Well, also keep us guessing a
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: little bit.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Maga trans is like, I don't think being trans means
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: you're automatically like this super left person. I think it
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: just means that you're trans. I don't really think it
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: has much to do with your politics. But I think
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: it's just more left people are more accepting of trans.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: And more left people will like fight for trans rights
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: without having a dog in the fight.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean I think you can still be maga,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Like you could still be.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I mean you'd be Maga gaze. Listen to Out and.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: About there's plenty. Yeah, true, they're Maga gaze.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: They're megagaze there, Mega Maga gaze.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Those are like two of the biggest gays I know.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: And they're two of our biggest mega guys.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the true they are by far. They're big. They're
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: big maga so yeah, I mean, but maga gay. Yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's on the same level as mega
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: trans Yeah.
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: I mean, because I think that half to havel to
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: maga dudes are gay.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: That's true. I mean, people has definitely got a lot
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: of undercovers in their in their group that they don't
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: know about. Like that fucking uh move. You know the
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Adam Driver movie where he plays the white supremacist.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, what what movie was that? Uh dude?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Just in the Black Messiah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what it was, but that's like them, Like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: there's definitely a bunch of those Adam Drivers crawling around
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: at the rallies, big time dude. I got a buddy
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: who went to one of those rallies. There's a comedian,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: like a young comic went to one of those rallies.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: He's from Florida, and he said that they went like
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: before anyone was really taking it serious that Trump could
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: have been president, and he said it was the most
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: fun thing he's ever been to in his entire life.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I bet, he said. They were just getting shit face
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: and everyone's just chanting and starting going nuts the whole time.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: It's a sporting event without the game.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting ship face and going to a speech is hilarious.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: I know. He said.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: They literally they tailgated.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: That sounds fun. Yeah, that sounds exactly fun. Yeah, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: now you can't. I mean, like you go to one
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: and like people are uh, people will like just label
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you as something, but like you should be able to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: just go to one for the vibes.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: You should be able to go to one just to
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: see what's up.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. Like the only people that
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: like like are journalists. The only people who are like
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: going there like uh, just for the vibes are like journalists.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: But it's like I'll see like some liberalized journalists that
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: like I went to like high school with or something
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: like that, be at a rally like that.
• 42:30
  Speaker 10: It's like, bro, otherwise you be getting lumped in with.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Like uh with everybody but you should be able to
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: just go and enjoy yourself. Yeah, just go and fucking
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: vibe out with the fucking it's clearly going to be
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: better vibes than like a, hey, hey ho ho Donald
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Trump has got to go rally.
• 42:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, those are the worst vibes of all time.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: True. I also think you should be able to go
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: just out of like a like a curiosity. I don't know.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, going to back finding mission, going to see
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: a president speak is not like a it's a pretty
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: rare opportunity. Yeah, when your president, when the when the
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: past president forty five, when he's selling out fucking a
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: residency at MSG, you should be able to stop by
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: just out of curiosity, Like it's like I want to
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: see Taylor Swift right now.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Right and just be like, oh, yeah, like what's what's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Obama talking about?
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: What's talking about?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Just be interested in politics without it being like,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: uh an affiliation exactly. Shit is nasty Brook the words
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: right out of my mouth. It's an unfair world that
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: we're living in. They would just want you to fucking
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I think they're all fucking dirty, down, dirty crooks. People
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: are always like the fucking uh the whenever you see
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the fall of uh a society, it's because they start
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: blurring the lines of gender. It happened with the Roman Empire,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it happened with the the Greek Empire.
• 43:49
  Speaker 10: Like bro, I'm.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure that all the falls of any great society
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: is because of like the most corrupt politicians of all time.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's because the the like elites are
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: like fucking.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't. I've never heard that before that it's
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: it has to do with gender.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like when the gender lines start getting blurred,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you know that, it's like the downfall of society is nigh.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: It's like, does that happened before?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I think they just cite the Roman and uh and uh,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Like I'm.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Gonna have to look into that. The Roman Empire collapsed
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: because there were people that were saying they were trans.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: That's what all the ruins are from. Must have been
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: fucking chaos.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to Pompey. Too many flamers in a
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: volcano burn the goddamn city down.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: I'd love to read about that. That guy like that
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: can't be factually correct.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: But people throw it around like it's like it's gospel.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, dude, if you look back to like the
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: old like people think that like the trans stuff is
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: like a new thing. Like it wasn't like when like
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: the they were doing like Shakespeare and shit, it was
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: just a bunch of dudes dressed up in dresses with
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: like faked tits. Yes, like a bunch of theater nerds
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: being like.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Look at what happened to the British Empire.
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: True, the British Empire did collapse under the fall of Othello. Yeah,
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: under fucking a woman playing Macbeth, yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: Or a man playing Macbeth.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I guess yeah, it was all it wasn't it all? Dudes?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Am I wrong about that? I think it was all
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: your dudes.
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: I think you're dead right.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: It was all white men or they. I mean they
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: probably didn't even know that they were the shies back then.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: What do you think a white man was playing Othello?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Definitely, dude. I think the white men played everything in it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: So do you think the white man was in black face?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Oh that I'll fucking cancel Shakespeare for that. Yeah, what
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: the fuck?
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: Absolutely it was it was the whites were playing. We're
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: playing black fellows.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I think Othello was one of the only bros that
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: is that Shakespeare had.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Shakespeare was very accepting back then.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, how's your pee been that you've been peeing?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Well, peeing like a motherfucker right now? Talk him his
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: big ass jug of water.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's a leader. Talk about a leader. The
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: New York Office.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Bro, you can't even see the top. It looks like
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I'm holding a glass. Holy shit illusion. I uh yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get back into running because pretty much
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: what went down on it was a ride. A rough
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: weekend to say the least. I uh so, Friday.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: In New York for once, right, I'm in New York.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Fucking stoked about it, got nothing going on, no plans
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: all weekend, and it's probably Friday afternoon. I wake up,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I'm bored as hell. I instantly hit up the fellows,
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: I go. I'm around all weekend. I'm trying to play
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: a sickly amount of I'm trying to play the amount
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: of video games that I get off, and I'm like
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: worried about my health because I've been playing for so long.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: You come out like clammer, just vitamin exact efficient.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I'm having a hard time falling asleep. Because
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: I'm getting I'm still in shell shock, and we get
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: on and I little did I know, I was being
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: pretty much led into an intervention, saying my two friends
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Bo and Matt pulled me aside and they said, we've
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: been talking and we have to we have to cut
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: back on video games.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: What.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: So the whole weekend it was just on edge. Every
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: time I wanted to play, I had to call and
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: be like, what are you guys doing right now? And
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: then they're like nothing, and I'm like, cool, I'm probably
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: not gonna play tonight, but like, if you guys feel
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: like playing, just let me know and I'll hop on
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: the whole And then I called.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: To cut back.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: I guess it's interfering with their careers and their life.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: What fucking careers do they have.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: They don't have shit going on, either of them. That's why.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: What are their jobs?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Broke and broke her that's their nicknames.
• 48:15
  Speaker 10: Poor asses, I know.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: And then they're like, well, you can play video games
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: because you have a career, and I was like, well,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: then let's make this our career. Let's go pro. Why not?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, a stream?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Why can't I beat the MVP MVP of the league?
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Why not me, And what was their answer? No, they
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: said no. So now we pretty much we narrowed it
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: down to no more daytime gaming sessions.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Is bo bo as a guide like a hunting or
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: like a fucking fishing guide.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Well that's no. Matt's jobless at the moment.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: What was his last job? I thought he?
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: I thought he worked in a kitchen.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Matt did work in a kitchen last summer. But he
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: just graduated college, so he's trying to find a job.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: He's trying to get a real job.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh he's cooked. Bro, you gotta leave him behind.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I know. And I'm trying to your friend anymore. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: was saying. I was like, dude, you guys are gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: get real desk jobs in a fucking cube, and you're
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: gonna be begging. You're gonna be going bring me back
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: to the days where we could play video games all
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: the time. And it was fucking Friday, Saturday, Sunday. What
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: the hell is You're not supposed to You're not supposed
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: to do anything productive on those days.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a school night, this was your one weekend
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: off and they couldn't fucking join you exactly.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: And now they're banging my line right now, going could
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: you want to play video games?
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: No?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: I can't. Can't today, busy with my real life. Sorry,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: work with my and they do this thing where they
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: try and they try and like like talk to me
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: like I'm a fucking child, and they're like there's more
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: important things going on in the world than call of dude,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, fuck you you like, because you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: it's like, oh, what are your Your parents must have
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: said something to you. There's no way in hell that
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: you're having these thoughts by yourself.
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You turn on the TV and accidentally it was on
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like fucking uh, like an ABC news and you're learn
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: about Ukraine. I gotta get my life in order. Why
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: couldn't they fucking quit on one of the weekends you're on.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: The road exactly, dude, That's what I was saying. But
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: we've still played every single day since then.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Did you fight back against them when they told you
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: that you're having your intervention?
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I was furious. I genuinely like I was almost brought
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: to tears. That's not what you want to hear when
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: you're getting on video games. For like, like, I'm like,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: we're kicking off the weekend, right, now like this is
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: gonna be NonStop games for the next fucking seventy two hours.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: And they lead it off with I gotta cut back.
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: They're soft and weak.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: That would be like, in comparison, like for you if
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: one of your if you bought like one of your
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: massive bags of coke that you usually buy, and then
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: you got with all your friends to do it, and
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: then they were all like, ah, not me, man, you
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: can play. You can do it, though you cannot you
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: can do not.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Even not you. That would be like if they told
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: me that I couldn't do my massive back of coke.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Uh, this is you don't want this stuff, man, you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: need to get back on this coke. We're all gonna
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: cut back, and today is gonna be the day you stopped. Meanwhile,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I'm Father Christmas with a bag of coke over my
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: shoulder exactly like a bindle on a stick.
• 51:15
  Speaker 10: I'm a hobo with a fucking massive rock.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then it's like, dude, then it's the Then
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: then so then Saturday during the day, I got nothing
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: to do, so I'm sitting around, I'm in my apartment.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing dick and I got I gotta fucking like.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I'm calling them and they're like, well, you gotta find
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well, what are we supposed to do it?
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Because none of us are doing anything right now, so
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: why don't we just play video games? And they're like, no, man,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: I gotta I'll play later. I gotta. I'm really busy
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: right now. I'm reading. Go fuck yourself.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck off reading reading.
• 51:52
  Speaker 10: They weren't even reading. They're definitely scrolling phone.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Oh they had a book on tape at best.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Absolutely just scrolling phone, trying to say, well, at least
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: we're not playing video games, so.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: We're gonna one screen or another.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to break them out of it now, but
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: we'll see.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they their idealism is getting the best
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And you know, like part of me was like, well,
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: maybe we should cut back on video games, and then
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: I was like no, because then I'm like, well, I'm
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: not drinking. I'm not. I don't smoke weed. I do comedy,
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: A do barstool. I try very hard at all of
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: that stuff. I deserve to play video games. When I
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: have free time to play video games.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: They're trying to punish you.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: They're trying to punish me for being on my best behavior.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: No, they're trying to punish you for what's going on
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: in their homes and their lives and their heads, their brains.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Shit is not fucking right exactly. We should go beat
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: their asses.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I'm hoping that this gets back to them
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: and they can finally hear my true thoughts on the matter.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, because you puss it out and you turtled when
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: they brought it up.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I had on turnle around them. I was
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: it was. It was brought to yelling, throwing things around
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: my apartment.
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: Fuck you like an epileptic.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Fucking I'm sorry, I didn't mean you. This is play too,
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: We'll play two games. You've got to give me a shot. Terrible.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: So that's that's been weighing me down all weekend.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: So then so you decided to start running.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: So I went on a jog because I was so
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: goddamn board and I've been jogging since. And then I
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: watched Ocean's eleven, Oceans twelve, and Oceans thirteen over the
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: course of a night, and then the morning.
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: You didn't watch Ocean Ocean's eight.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Haven't made it to Oceans eight yet. Probably that's the
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: best one Tonight one.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was uh to Ocean sandel
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Buck and Aquafina are going to fucking town on each other.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: It's the first one is so fucking good, and then
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: the second one is so bad, and then thirteen is
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: just the same exact movie as the first one.
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: I cannot believe.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: In the second one, they're like, well, we could say
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: that Julia Roberts looks like Julia Roberts.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the second one was trying too much to be
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: a comedy.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: The fact that they're like, we could pretend that Tess
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: is Julia Roberts when she's played by Julia Roberts, it
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: is infuriating.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was too much breaking the fourth wall. It
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: was like, dude, what is this a fucking student film?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: And there was like the whole entire heist was like
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: a Yankees fan versus a Red Sox fan. It was like, dude,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: what what do you? You couldn't get Matt Damon on board,
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: so you had to add it in a little fucking
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: inside ball for him.
• 54:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that is dumb as fuck.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: What was the movie where uh Matt or Ben Affleck
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: stopped filming for four days because they wanted him to
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: wear a Yankees hat.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I heard. I think it was was it
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: the accountant?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Was it accountant or like gone Girl or something like that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it was Gone Girl. Yeah, he would,
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: he refused. I don't think he stopped filming, but he
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: said he would walk off set if they made him
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: wear Yankees hat, which made me really question my Massachusetts
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: roots because like, I have a Yankee shirt and it
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: was probably my most worn shirt of twenty twenty three.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: I can't figure out Ben Affleck because at sometimes you
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: look at him and he's like uh a uh, he
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: like pretends to be this like political activist who's like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: railing against the presidents and shit, and then sometimes he's
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: like uh or like he tries to intellectualize acting and
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: like talk like he's this like aria that intellectual, and
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: then other times like he he's like this down home,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: like fucking fully like uh in bacilic.
• 55:46
  Speaker 10: Like just moron.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: Well, sometimes to find a way to say retard without saying.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say he was an alcoholic
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: because he.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: And oh yeah, he's like a Dunkin Donuts eating alcoholic.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't I guess, like I don't think
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: it's anymore, right.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: But he just drinks enough cigarettes or smokes enough cigarettes
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: to make it feel like he's high off of a
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: fucking maybe. Honestly, yeah, I can't figure his goofy ass out.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: I want to respect him, but I don't know if
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I fucking can.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I liked Ben Affleck, and I'm honestly I'm a big
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Casey Affleck guy too.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Casey Affleck is uh what was his transgression that him
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and some other actor were like, Oh, him and Woking
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Phoenix were like fucking girls in their hotel room while
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: they had like uh walking here. Like Casey Affleck and
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Woking Phoenix brought two girls up to like some hotel
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: room and they were fucking them while they like had
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: wives or some shit like that.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Ah See, I would never I always, I never.
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: You never heard that story.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I know that Casey Affleck had some sort of scandal,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: but his performance in Manchester by the Sea was breathtaking,
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: so I kind of brushed it off forge.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: And he probably needed to go to that place to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: be a great actor. I know, babe, I'm I need
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: to fuck pussy.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Like it's like a method acting.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs to lose his family in real life
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: to pretend that he lost his family in Manchester by
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: the Sea, I can't set them on fire.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Casey Affleck's good, dude. He's in He's great in Ocean's
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: eleven and twelve and thirteen. He's great in eleven through thirteen.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: But in Goodwill Hunting? Are we to believe that he
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: fucked a baseball glove?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: We are? We are believed that he masturbated with a
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: baseball glove on.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I used it for cleanup.
• 57:38
  Speaker 10: It was for cleanup.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Is that a good casey Affleck?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking my mom's gloves again?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Just for cleanup?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I'm using it for cleanup. I don't know. Yours does
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: not sound like casey Affleck. I don't think mine does either,
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: but yours also does not.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mine, it's terrible, dude. You know what movie I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: was watching yesterday? The Term Have you ever watched that?
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: The The Terminal? What is it about? I've seen The
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Terminal list? No, what is the Terminal about?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: It's Tom Hanks and he is he has like he's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: from a made up country in the Middle East, and
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: he arrives in New York and his country is torn
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: by civil war like the day he arrives, so he's
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: stuck in JFK and he can't leave and he can't
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: get his visa stamped because he is there's no homeland
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: that he has, so there's no no country that can
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: affirm him as a citizen because they're immediately thrown into
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: civil war. But the but the country that they make up,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: it's completely fake and it doesn't have a real language.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: So the whole time he's just like speaking gibberish. He
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: just is like speaking of fully fake like gibberish, like
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: fake Albanian, fake like Turkish, Middle Eastern language that like
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: makes no sense. It's crazy.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, as a how far are we just
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to start airport talk? But as a guy who spends
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: that long in an airport, as you, I feel like
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: it's basically your life spending that long in a terminal.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this is a real movie, yes, where
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: they have Tom Hanks speaking of fake language.
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: Fake gibberish, and he's just like I looked it up.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, is this a real country or language?
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: And it's not real at all?
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: Dude, imagine getting that. That's like gotta be the dream
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: role for any actor ever, because you don't have to
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: memorize lines. If the language isn't real, you don't, you
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: just make it up on the go.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I mean he's he winds up speaking broken English throughout
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: the movie as it goes. But I always like, U,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: there's a dog. There's like a mound near my apartment
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: where you can like walk your dog, but you're not
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: supposed to. And I've heard that they write people up.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Even on the first nice day outside there was a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: cop up there and he like basically like chased me
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: off and was like you who wanted to get me
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: in trouble. But my plan in the back of my
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: head is to like speak broken language of like another language,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: like just like make up a language. I just be
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: like I got thrust but no, no, I thought, but
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: got the muffed pretend I have no idea what the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: fuck he's talking about, because what is he gonna give me?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: He's gonna write me up anyway.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 10: I feel like that's a I feel like that's a
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 10: brilliant idea.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't arrest somebody if they don't speak, if
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: they're if they didn't if they didn't.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 10: Know, Yeah, I can't speaker that his sign is.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Like manslaughter for fucking walking in the wrong area.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 10: Right exactly?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: You did?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: You didn't know. I didn't know it was illegal here.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I don't even speak the language. But I don't know
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: if I'll be able to get away with it. I
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: don't know if I'll have the balls to speak a fake.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a fucking I bet they would respect,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: did I bet they would be like, all right, that
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: was good enough. Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: You've you disgraced yourself enough to me. Yeah, you've made
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: an ass of yourself publicly in front of me.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you down to the now. I'm gonna
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: bring you down to the station. Yeah, me havn't come clean, like, hey, barstool.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: Enough because.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: We know you're lying.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: How long do I keep on speaking the fake language
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: to the with these people?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I would go for a while. Oh, I keep up
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: appearing until it makes headlines.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Man comes out of coma. Have you ever seen the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: clip of the woman who came out of a coma
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and she said she couldn't stop speaking with a Chinese accent.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: No, but shell like that happens all the time.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 10: Like that.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: There was that there was an old np are podcast
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: episode where they said that this guy got brain surgery
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: and then he came back and he was addicted to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: child porn and it's like, dude, there's a whole interview
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: about it, and it was like he was a totally
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: supposedly he was a totally normal guy, and then he
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: got brain surgery and then like a week later they
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: arrested him with like ten terabytes of child porn on
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: his computer, the FBI storm and he got off no charges.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: That's the most brilliant loophole I've ever heard. Oh yeah,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: what really went Tom was definitely like he was like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I almost died.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna live my fucking truth.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one hundred, but I'm gonna explore new things.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Which was probably the same with this lady who came
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: out with a Chinese accent.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like this is way more fun to talk, like, I.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: Need to live my truth.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: I need to truth.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: That's a white lady doing a Chinese lady.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Of course, exactly exactly. But man, we're all just know,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: we're just making care, we're making fun of her.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's actually.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: We're on your side.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: We are on your side.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 10: You cannot get mad at us. That's fucking wrong.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: If you're getting this deep into to come for our
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: fucking balls, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: True, bro, I'm so we're always so close to getting
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: canceled because we're always saying the nastiest things.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Well, because we fucking are spitting in the face of
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: cancel culture, of course. I mean we're taking after our
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: brother matt Rice. They're gonna we're canceled cultures quite well.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Good luck getting us. We don't play by the rules exactly.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be my first special. I don't play sorry libtards,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: I don't play by the rules. And there's gonna be
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: There's gonna be asterisks just in like every word.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 10: There's now two hundred and fifty one of us. Welcome
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: to the table.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: There's a new killer in town. And guess what. He's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: not a huge fan of libs.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: He's not a big fan of cancel culture.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Coming soon to Fox.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: He'll say gay and reto, He'll say both words.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kind of a rule breaker this week on Fox.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: I don't play by the rules Written and directed by
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Lil Sasquatch. If you can't even say that anymore. Lil
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Sasquatch is basically Voldemort. He done even wants to say
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: his name.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: Brands are scared of associating with him, but college kids
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: love him.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna make my first the album co is gonna
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: have caution tape all over it.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Your mouth, isn't that what?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Uh Liz and uh and uh Casey?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what they did.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: That's what the mouth badass?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah they I mean, what if Liz and Casey were
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: what if that's what their show actually was them saying slurs?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: That would be awesome, dude, it they could break into
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: like they if they did that, they would become like
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: the biggest people in right wing media of all time immediately. Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: they both have their own show on Fox.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: If they just said some slurs, oh yeah, Because there
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: are people who are doing that, who are like trying
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  Speaker 1: to like break into media by like saying the f slur.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like by tweeting the like there's like women
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  Speaker 1: who are like mother of two and like all of
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  Speaker 1: their tweets are just the f slur.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenner, what did Kaylen Jenner do? She there was
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  Speaker 3: like some tweeted uh the word retard with like an
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  Speaker 3: asterisk in it. And then she commented and she was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll say it retard. I think she tweeted that, didn't
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  Speaker 3: she did?
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  Speaker 5: She?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like she tweeted it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. What are they gonna
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: do to her if you if you try to cancel
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  Speaker 1: her your transphobe. She's found the ultimate loophole. She might
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: as well have ten terabytes of childborn. She's so uncancellable.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not finding it. So I hope I didn't make
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  Speaker 3: that up in my head.
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  Speaker 10: You're allowed to make shit up, bro.
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  Speaker 3: I'm me to look up Caitlyn Jenner.
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  Speaker 1: With the word. Caitlyn Jenner with that nasty, nasty word.
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  Speaker 3: Kaitlyn Jenner uses our word on Twitter but misspells it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I was dead on.
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  Speaker 10: But she misspelled it. So she found a whole new.
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  Speaker 3: Because Donald Trump Junior tweeted, I know you're not allowed
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  Speaker 3: to use the R word. That was a big part
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  Speaker 3: of our vernacular growing up if you're my age, But
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  Speaker 3: there has to be exceptions, right because this fucking and
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  Speaker 3: then retard blurt out, because this is fucking retarded blurret out,
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  Speaker 3: and this is how much do the Democrats hate the world?
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  Speaker 3: Do they even learn? And then Caitlyn Jenner replied and said,
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  Speaker 3: I'll say.
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  Speaker 10: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It is funny though when people do think it's like
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  Speaker 1: this really edgy thing to say too. I know, it's
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  Speaker 1: like fuck, I'll say it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say it. I don't give a damn.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny because like arre arrest me, I'll say it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take myself to jail. I'll execute myself for it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like that fucking uh I have ever seen that,
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  Speaker 3: Like the it's like the reoccurring meme on like Twitter
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  Speaker 3: and Instagram where people are like, guys are like me
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  Speaker 3: and the bros if the group chat got leaked and
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: it's like someone like getting walked into a cop car
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, I'm sure you guys are saying
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: some really crazy things that not every other person on
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  Speaker 3: the planet is saying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's preposterous. Also, but my point is that the
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  Speaker 1: term idiot, moron, and imbecile, those are all also clinical
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  Speaker 1: terms for people who's like IQ is less than one hundred. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I think idiots like I forgot what the order is.
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  Speaker 1: But like idiots less than ninety, imbeciles less than eighty,
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  Speaker 1: and moron is less than seventy or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Like moron is like has like the same, but it's
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  Speaker 1: made its way peacefully into the vernacular where people aren't like, listen,
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  Speaker 1: no one wants me to say moron, but I'll fucking
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, talking about moron, like it's like this offensive slur
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  Speaker 3: would be hilarious. I'm gonna go up on stage and
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: start saying moron and then be like anybuddy, sorry, guys,
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  Speaker 3: just testing the water. I can't say that, oh, cold crowd. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know I couldn't say that in San Diego.
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  Speaker 3: My bad.
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  Speaker 1: I guess some of you guys have family members that
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: are moruns. You're looking at me like, I'm kind of
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: a big morn right now.
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  Speaker 3: But there's like that old norm bit where he got
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: in trouble for saying the ursler and and then he
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: came back and he said down syndrome instead, and he
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: said that he said that the writer's room of Jimmy
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: of Jimmy Fallon were crying and leaving because he was
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: on the show. Oh really, yeah, because he said he
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: the quote was that he said he was doing a
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: joke and he said you'd have to be retarded to
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: think that, and then he went on another talk show
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: like the next night and said, you'd have to have
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  Speaker 3: Down syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that commercial about the girl with down
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  Speaker 1: syndrome where it's like, don't assume if you assume I
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: can't have a Margarita, that probably means that I can't
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  Speaker 1: have Like that probably means that you think I can't
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  Speaker 1: have a margarita.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, And then she's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if you assume I can't have sex, that probably
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  Speaker 1: means I can't have sex.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She was like, I'm fucking all the time. That was
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  Speaker 3: pretty much all I got out of that commercial.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: But she's getting ship faced off, Margarita.
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  Speaker 8: Is getting hammered and then fucking and just fucking just
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: can't stop fucking.
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  Speaker 3: I did see that commercial. It was it was, uh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Empower Yeah, yeah, I guess empowering.
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  Speaker 3: That kind of applied to that kind of my life
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  Speaker 3: as well in a way. How's that because people are
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: constant like you can't play video games, and I'm like, well,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: I can play video games, believe it or not.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: And if I want to stick this fucking PlayStation controller
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: up my ass. But if you assume I can't stick
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: this PlayStation controller up my ass, then I can't stick
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: this PlayStation controller up my ass exactly.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Took the words right out of my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: If you assume that I can't fuck the CD slot
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  Speaker 1: and my PlayStation?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: All right? Do you gotta catch this flight?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I gotta get the fuck out of here.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Bro all right, good shit, Tell them to send me
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: over that audio file. Thank you guys for listening. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Irvine this weekend and then Bakersfield, Irvine.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Tickets are almost out Bakersfield, pretty much every single ticket
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  Speaker 3: is left, so please come.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to hear an edge lord comedian say
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: the word more on on stage.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be doing a lot of more on material
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: this weekend in Bakersfield, so please stop by. I beg
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: of you. All right, We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye,