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Dirty Little Secret: I've Been Lying To My Wife All Along! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest. We promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: The new mix, 102.9.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you're ready for a wild secret. A wild
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  Speaker 3: one today, okay? If you've got a secret, hit us
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  Speaker 3: up anytime you want.
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  Speaker 1: 833-787-1029. By the way, $ 1, 000 if you want it. We've
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  Speaker 1: got it coming up.
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  Speaker 4: 940.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure you listen. We do it all day. Our
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  Speaker 1: cash cow is out back just.
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  Speaker 1: Utters just going crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You can milk it for cash. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: what other cow can you milk for cash? Have you
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  Speaker 3: ever milked a cow, Candace?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Is that surprising? Yeah, you're from Mesquite. What does that
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  Speaker 1: have to do with anything? You live by the rodeo.
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  Speaker 1: There's cows there.
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  Speaker 5: I never even went to the Mesquite rodeo.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: I've still never been at the Mesquite rodeo. You've never
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  Speaker 1: been in the Mesquite rodeo? No. That's why I thought
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  Speaker 1: you and Eric met. No. Are you serious? All these
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  Speaker 1: years you've been lying to me? No, I've never lied
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 3: Unreal.
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  Speaker 1: Pooh, have you milked a cow? Yes, several. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Are you good at it? I'm okay. Where did you
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  Speaker 1: milk a cow? Why would I think this would be opposite? Right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you milk a cow? I did it one
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  Speaker 1: time in Fort Worth. I did it one time in
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  Speaker 1: East Texas. Actually, I did it twice in East Texas. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: In Longview, Texas.
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  Speaker 5: That fun, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I can't get enough. I was younger, a
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  Speaker 1: lot younger when I did it, but yeah, I did it.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't think you can do it now that
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  Speaker 1: you're older? Oh, I'm sure I could do it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do unks milk?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what?
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  Speaker 3: All right. Secrets at 833-787-1029. I've never milked a cow.
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  Speaker 3: I milked a goat.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. But never milked a cow. Well, you should
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  Speaker 1: do it, I guess. I guess we both should.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds fun.
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  Speaker 1: Who likes it? We'll do it together. Who likes it?
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  Speaker 1: It makes me feel like I wouldn't like it. But whatever.
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  Speaker 1: All right. You have a secret. Go ahead. What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: All right. I've been married about six months. I have
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  Speaker 4: a secret for my wife, something I do every night.
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  Speaker 4: And I do know she would lose her mind if
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  Speaker 4: she knew that I was doing it.
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  Speaker 1: She would lose her mind if she knew you were
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  Speaker 1: doing it. Okay. What is your secret? Now I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 1: What is your secret that you do every night?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not that bad. Every night before bed, I
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  Speaker 4: call my mom to say goodnight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. What's wrong with that? I did not expect that.
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  Speaker 1: You call your mom.
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  Speaker 4: That's a wholesome secret, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you call your mom to say goodnight?
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  Speaker 4: So it started when I was a little kid. My
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  Speaker 4: parents got divorced. And when I would stay at my
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  Speaker 4: dad's house, I'd call my mom before bed. You know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe she'd read me a story, whatever. But we'd check
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  Speaker 4: in and we'd say goodnight. And that became like a tradition.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. So....
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  Speaker 1: Is this Enzo? This is really sweet. Candace's son? It's interesting.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be Enzo when he's older.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it is. So he calls, which
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  Speaker 3: is not a bad thing. You should talk to your mom.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with talking to your mom.
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  Speaker 5: My mom texts me at night every night, but she
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  Speaker 5: texts me.
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  Speaker 1: I call my mom. I mean, I call my mom.
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  Speaker 1: I try to call my mom every day.
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  Speaker 5: You should.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Now, but
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  Speaker 3: what is going on? She's not reading you bedtime stories anymore, right?
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  Speaker 1: I hope not.
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  Speaker 4: She's not reading me bedtime stories. We're just chatting and
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  Speaker 4: saying goodnight. But when my wife and I first moved in,
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  Speaker 4: she thought it was so weird, like a grown man
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  Speaker 4: is calling his mommy before bed. And she was like
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  Speaker 4: making it a thing that I know you guys seem
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  Speaker 4: to be on my side. You seem to not think
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  Speaker 4: it's that weird. But she would, for whatever reason, it
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  Speaker 4: made her like furious. I mean, we got into a fight.
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  Speaker 4: She was saying, I'm married. I should be more focused
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  Speaker 4: on my own family and not calling my mom like
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  Speaker 4: I'm five years old.
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  Speaker 5: OK, so you're not talking to your wife all day
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  Speaker 5: or you're not communicating as much with your wife for
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  Speaker 5: some reason.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's a problem.
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  Speaker 3: There's got to be something that's triggering her to be mad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you're lying to me, but I feel
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  Speaker 3: like there's just got to be something that's making her go, okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is why it annoys me. If I felt like
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to her, I feel like she would
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  Speaker 3: tell me, okay, he's not telling the whole truth. Here's
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  Speaker 3: what really happens.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Well, honestly, I think what most got on her nerves is.
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  Speaker 1: Our little rhyme.
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  Speaker 5: Rhyme?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom and I have a little saying, and
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  Speaker 4: I guess it's... Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. What do you mean you have a little saying?
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  Speaker 1: This is what... Okay. What do you mean you have
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  Speaker 1: a little... First of all, I want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? You have a saying?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm setting myself up to be made
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  Speaker 4: fun of after you guys were on my side.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay. You got to be honest with us. We'll
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  Speaker 1: work through this together. Yeah. You're on the phone with
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  Speaker 1: your mom. You say this before you hang up? Or
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  Speaker 1: when do you... What is it? Go ahead. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I say... Nighty night, mommy, mommy. And she says,
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  Speaker 4: nighty night, Tommy, Tommy. And then we say at the
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  Speaker 4: same time, love you forever.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. That's a lot to process as a wife
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  Speaker 5: hearing your husband say that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even... We've been doing this since I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid. I didn't invent this like yesterday.
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  Speaker 5: It's been going on.
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  Speaker 2: Right, right. It's sweet.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Tommy, Tommy, I'm rarely speechless. Oh, no. I am so, okay.
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  Speaker 3: You say nighty night, mommy, mommy.
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  Speaker 1: And she says goodnight.
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  Speaker 5: Nighty night.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy, Tommy.
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  Speaker 4: Love you forever.
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  Speaker 1: Love you forever. And then you guys say that together.
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  Speaker 2: So for whatever reason, my wife thinks that's creepy and childish,
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  Speaker 2: so I had to tell her that I stopped doing it,
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  Speaker 2: but now I just do it in the garage every night.
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  Speaker 1: No! So you told, now it's getting better.
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  Speaker 3: So you told your wife that, no, we don't, I
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  Speaker 3: don't call my mom anymore, but you go to, you
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  Speaker 3: go to the garage to call her.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll pretend I'm taking out the trash or I
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  Speaker 2: forgot something in the car or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: I love my wife. She's amazing. We're very happy, but
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I, I love my mom too.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't understand why those two things are in competition.
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  Speaker 3: Right and they shouldn't be you're right but there's obviously
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  Speaker 3: i think we found out what exactly was triggering her
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  Speaker 3: right this.
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  Speaker 1: Is a little much yeah um but i don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Even if you think it's weird it's like a two-minute
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  Speaker 2: call and i didn't think it was worth fighting with
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  Speaker 2: wife about so i'm just doing a binder back now
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  Speaker 2: okay and i don't plan on stopping either i mean
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  Speaker 2: uh you know, I'll, I'll go, I'll go every night.
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  Speaker 2: Cause that's what I've done. And that's what I'll do.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I'm not saying you should stop. Candace, would
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  Speaker 1: you tell your husband to stop? No, I wouldn't tell him.
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  Speaker 5: To stop, but I'd be like, at least how serious
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  Speaker 5: is he taking this? Cause I'd be like, ha ha mom,
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  Speaker 5: la night and night. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a joke.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make fun of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's really serious.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we, we know that it's a funny thing
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  Speaker 4: to do. We're not insane.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Right.
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  Speaker 5: In the grand scheme of life, it's loving and it's
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  Speaker 5: cute and sweet. So, like, I mean, there's worse things
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  Speaker 5: in the world. Is it awesome to have to witness
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  Speaker 5: every night?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I know you're being nice, Candice.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Would it weird you out? A little bit. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not cute. It's cute when you're eight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's cute when you're seven.
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  Speaker 5: Mike, Enzo and I all go, and he'll go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 5: Like kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Kiss, kiss. Which is adorable.
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  Speaker 5: I don't kiss him like that.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but it's adorable. It's like an air kiss.
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  Speaker 1: He's eight. When I shut his door at night. When
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  Speaker 1: he's eight, it's fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, you know, people say love you to the
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  Speaker 1: moon and back. Yeah. Everybody has their little thing. Love
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  Speaker 1: you more. Love you more. No, I love you more. No,
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  Speaker 1: I love you the most.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It just gets a little different when you're grown
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  Speaker 3: and you have a wife and a family. But hey, sir,
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  Speaker 3: we're not here to judge. We're here to make sure
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  Speaker 3: you're happy. It's a no-judgment zone.
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  Speaker 1: And you're happy. And you sound like a good guy.
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  Speaker 1: You sound nice. That's your thing. You should be authentically
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  Speaker 1: you no matter what.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. And you know what? I love all
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  Speaker 4: you to the moon and back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I love you to the moon and back. Nighty-night,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy. Love you forever. Nighty-night, radio crew. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't say it at the same time, Candice. Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Love you forever. Yay! How sweet.
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  Speaker 3: And that's... Now, Brittany Collins, she thought it was really sweet.
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  Speaker 3: She said if her husband did, she wouldn't be mad.
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  Speaker 1: Aw, that's nice. I feel like that's hard to believe, though.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Yeah. I mean, really?
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  Speaker 3: Nighty?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Nighty night, Tommy Tommy. What? First of all, mommy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the weird part?
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  Speaker 5: Good night, mom. Love you.
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  Speaker 1: Love you, mom. All right, night, mom. Love you. Talk tomorrow. Right.
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  Speaker 1: A grown man who calls their mom mommy?
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  Speaker 5: Love you, mommy.
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  Speaker 1: Love you.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, no.
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  Speaker 1: Don't call my mom mommy.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, if my son will sometimes purposely annoy me, he'll
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  Speaker 3: call me daddy.
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  Speaker 1: He's 15. He'll be like, thanks, daddy. And I'm like, stop.
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  Speaker 1: Keep doing it, Ryder. Keep doing it. I mean, don't
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  Speaker 1: do it. So gross.
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  Speaker 3: Either way, Dirty Little Secret. We'll do it again tomorrow morning, 730.
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  Speaker 3: So until then, nighty night, Tommy Tommy.