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Toilet Wine or Ditch Gin? | Monday August 26, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: of strangers recording you to post it on YouTube, and
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  Speaker 1: I for want applaud them. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it was intended this way. I don't think it was
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  Speaker 1: some sort of DEI program. But I did notice the
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  Speaker 1: diversity of the individuals using the bidet, and they're all
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  Speaker 1: American from what I can tell, the diverse group of
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  Speaker 1: people experiencing a bi day for the first time, and
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  Speaker 1: it makes me think that it is possible for this
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  Speaker 1: country to be united. And in order to do it,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's going to start with clean buttholes.
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  Speaker 2: We got to clean up the buttholes that we have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta start. Got to start with yourself. Then
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  Speaker 1: you can work your way over to other America buttholes.
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  Speaker 2: First, make buttholes clean again.
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  Speaker 1: That's really what it's all about. I mean, really, can
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  Speaker 1: you concentrate on anything when you got a dirty butthole?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know it's dirty, you can feel it. And
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  Speaker 1: I when it happens to me, I can't concentrate anything else,
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  Speaker 1: Totally distracted.
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  Speaker 2: I have a bidet, so I don't. I don't have
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to worry about that issue.
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  Speaker 1: I've got. I got a manual day, which is just
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  Speaker 1: dude wipes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dude wipes. Oh gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess the other manual BI day would just
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  Speaker 1: be going outside using the garden.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But when you travel, like when you go to
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  Speaker 2: like let's say, if you're in the airport in like Dubai,
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  Speaker 2: Like they have western toilets and then they have their
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  Speaker 2: squatting toilets and then their swine toilets have like a connecting.
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  Speaker 2: There's a little hose with a it's like, okay, remember
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  Speaker 2: those like back in the day in your kitchen, like
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  Speaker 2: you could pull the little salad washer thing out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They have vegetable sprayer. That's what they have in the
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  Speaker 2: toilets in like the Middle East and India and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that. You just reach just reach over and pull
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  Speaker 2: it up and then it's the vegetable.
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  Speaker 1: Sprayre Ever, gonna look at the vegetable spray are the same, It's.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind it's that's how we got it. The thing
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  Speaker 2: that's how we got it here is they were like,
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  Speaker 2: well we can't sell it as a butt accessory. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but we can go heay wash produce.
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  Speaker 1: Well, imagine the confused American traveling to the Middle East
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  Speaker 1: and they go to the bathroom and they see the
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  Speaker 1: vegetable spray and instead of using it on their backside,
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  Speaker 1: they just pull out the produce that they got at
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  Speaker 1: the market down ironically making that produce dirtier than when
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  Speaker 1: they bought it.
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  Speaker 2: I took a dump and washed the broccoli. This is straight.
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  Speaker 1: In those types of toilets in the Middle East and
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  Speaker 1: other countries where they have the the bidet standard in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, do those bathrooms ever have bathroom attendants like
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  Speaker 1: we do in the States, like at you know, fancy
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  Speaker 1: places or strip clubs, the guy that will stand there
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  Speaker 1: and hand you the towel or some mint spray.
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  Speaker 2: I think. I think I've been to a couple of
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  Speaker 2: hotels where they have that, But there's no there's no tipping,
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  Speaker 2: so that's just their job.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That's so.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because if you have the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom attendant in other countries, and in those other countries
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  Speaker 1: they have bid days. But the idea of the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: attendant is that you don't have to do or touch
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  Speaker 1: anything yourself. I'm I'm working my way in a very
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  Speaker 1: long winded fashion to ask do bathroom attendants in countries
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  Speaker 1: with bid days do they have like do they do
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  Speaker 1: the bid day for you like you just bend over
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  Speaker 1: in front of them, or do they have like a
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  Speaker 1: super soaker that they can you know, do you?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think you have started a new business
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  Speaker 2: model at least. Uh But no, I mean no, I
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  Speaker 2: mean there could be some very specific places that might
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  Speaker 2: have somebody that will wash it for you, But I
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  Speaker 2: think I don't. I don't think you're going in there
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  Speaker 2: for the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Or for a relaxing stay.
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  Speaker 1: I know is the red roof in Dubai is very
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  Speaker 1: different than the one in Round Rock. Their bathroom attendant's
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  Speaker 1: got the super soaker with a backpack.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, but like you said, you're I mean it's
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  Speaker 2: a different it's a different experience, and I think more
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  Speaker 2: people should invest in the not a super soaker, but.
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  Speaker 5: But day they're not expensive. I mean you get thoder
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  Speaker 5: your attached to your toilet, dude. Yeah, like like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the days I thought you were
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  Speaker 1: still on the super soaker.
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  Speaker 2: But like the ones in Japan, like you can control
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  Speaker 2: the temperature of the water, the speed of the water,
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  Speaker 2: like how like how some people I'm assuming like a
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  Speaker 2: like a vigorous cleaning, where some people some people may
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  Speaker 2: like more of a Hey, how are you passing through?
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  Speaker 2: Are you?
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  Speaker 1: Headings on the bidets in Japan are basically in between
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  Speaker 1: how do you do? And come at me?
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  Speaker 4: Bro geisha to Kamakazi.
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  Speaker 1: to Rimpy's liquor store and bought a seven hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty milli liter bottle of Seagram's Extra Dry Gin and
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  Speaker 1: left it in a ditch in the path of a
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  Speaker 1: least twice a week. Sometimes it might be three, but
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  Speaker 1: furnishing prohibited items to inmates and criminal attempt to commit
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  Speaker 1: a felony. He was booked into jail after his arrest,
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  Speaker 1: was bonded out by six pm, with the bond set
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  Speaker 1: at five thousand dollars. So the in case you couldn't
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  Speaker 1: put all that together, the mayor, but Georgia Town was
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  Speaker 1: arrested for providing alcohol two state jail prisoners, and I
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  Speaker 1: kind of feel like this might be a situation of
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  Speaker 1: just a classic mistake, because they arrested him for breaking
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  Speaker 1: the law for allegedly supplying ooze to prisoners right when
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  Speaker 1: in reality this might go the other way because the
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  Speaker 1: booze that he left for them is extra dry gin,
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  Speaker 1: which I think might actually rise to the level of
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  Speaker 1: cruel and unusual punishment for those inmates, because that may
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  Speaker 1: be the worst liquor on the planet.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it depends on what kind of juice you got,
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  Speaker 2: So I mean you can make yourself an extra try
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  Speaker 2: gines or a martini for the for the classy inmate.
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  Speaker 4: On the on the side of the road in the
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  Speaker 4: summer heat. That's a.
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  Speaker 2: Let me talk to Trey that you used to drink
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  Speaker 2: just real quick, would you like Seagrum's extra dry gin
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  Speaker 2: that's been left in a ditch or toilet wine? I
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  Speaker 2: like to think about it. What kind of toilet are
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  Speaker 2: we talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's interesting, Rajs, that you think in prison
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  Speaker 1: that those two substances aren't going to mix. Because I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a firm believer that if you get
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  Speaker 1: a bottle of extra dry gin when you're picking up
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  Speaker 1: trash on the side of the highway, when you take
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  Speaker 1: it back to your cell, I think you're absolutely gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a toilet and gin so whatever you're mixing in
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  Speaker 1: your prison toilet, which everything gets made in there. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the crockpot of prison. Whatever you're making inside your
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  Speaker 1: cell toilet, that's going to be the mixer for that
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  Speaker 1: extra dry gin. But I am curious. I really want
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  Speaker 1: to know Trey's answer to this. You're going toilet wine
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  Speaker 1: or extra dry gin? Oh wait, I just remember, I
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  Speaker 1: heard here and only here inside the Treehouse. Today, we
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  Speaker 1: only have one contestant. He is Trade Trentholm, a member
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  Speaker 1: of Alcoholics Anonymous. Poorly, might I add an eight year
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  Speaker 1: chip holder, sober for eight years, tray as a sober
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  Speaker 1: man of eight years. If you had to drink toilet
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  Speaker 1: wine from prison or extra dry gin, what's your answer?
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's that is a tough one.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know what, Go ahead and talk it out.
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear your thoughts on This.
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  Speaker 4: Is one of them room temperature? Are they both.
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  Speaker 2: One's ditch temperature?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. One was found by the trash cleanup crew
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  Speaker 1: on the highway. That's the gin and the other is
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  Speaker 1: the toilet wine that you've been brewing for weeks, temperature
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  Speaker 1: toilet wine or sun baked extra dry gin.
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  Speaker 4: I probably have to go toilet wine.
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  Speaker 1: Raj, Is that the direction you thought he would go?
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  Speaker 2: No, when the people at Seagrums are going to.
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  Speaker 4: Be pissed, stop making gin? And who knew?
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  Speaker 1: Whoever had a sip at gin and said, you know
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  Speaker 1: what would make this better if it were drier.
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  Speaker 2: And hot.
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  Speaker 4: Gin is an acquired taste that I never did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I had gin. What we decided I
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  Speaker 2: think it was our last week of college. We were
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  Speaker 2: going to be adults and have like a dinner party,
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  Speaker 2: and we decided to do like a very nice spaghetti
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  Speaker 2: dinner and it was a bunch of us and then
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  Speaker 2: we had we're going to do Gin and Tonics. And
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  Speaker 2: that was the last time I ever drink gin because
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  Speaker 2: I got very, very sick. It's not good. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a big fan. But some people seem to like it,
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  Speaker 2: and and I've seen many of many of people, like
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  Speaker 2: my ex father in law was a Hendrix and Tonic guy,
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  Speaker 2: and then I've seen people do like the bombay Gin
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  Speaker 2: and Tonics and I'm like, that is not can't do it,
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  Speaker 2: but you would you would put wine made in a toilet.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say, I think this may be one of
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  Speaker 1: our most sadistic versions of versus Inside the Treehouse, were
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  Speaker 1: we made a man who's been sober for eight years
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  Speaker 1: decide between drinking toilet wine or ditch gin.
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  Speaker 2: Also, can we like I know, it's like celebrities everywhere,
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  Speaker 2: Like you know Coloney has Cosamigos and The Rock has Teremana.
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  Speaker 2: Can the Treehouse please, for the off of God, start
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  Speaker 2: a brand of gin called ditch Gin.
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  Speaker 1: It's happening you. You have witnessed the formation of our
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  Speaker 5: I think we're I think toilet wine Treehouse toilet Wine
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  Speaker 5: is a better seller.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying next year, by next year's pool party,
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  Speaker 2: can we have either the Treehouse toilet Wine, trash Can
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  Speaker 2: Punch or ditch Gin. Person just sounds so like that
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  Speaker 2: would sell.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be uh, I'm gonna be thinking about ditch
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  Speaker 2: That's more of a nice gift, like a natural wine bottle.
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  Speaker 2: That's something you give somebody for Christmas. It's seasonal ditches,
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  Speaker 2: an every day drink.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to.
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  Speaker 2: Do the artwork. I can't wait to drink it.
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  Speaker 1: hate yourself beforehand, but since you will afterwards, there will
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  Speaker 1: at least be comfort on this side of the bottle.
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  Speaker 2: Ditch gin, make rock bottom of your bitch.
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  Speaker 2: up with.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, any old choke can do a brewery. But I'm
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: gonna take some some serious balls to put out some
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  Speaker 1: toilet wine.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: And it's some prison gin Christmas edition. When you're.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Uh, he's he's, he's amtracked himself. So you got ditch
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: gin because.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Self when a lump of cold doesn't cut it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: So you've got ditch gin ditch gin because self loving
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't take a day off. And then Treehouse toilet wined
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: something about being born in prison but now now on
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: parole there it is started in prison on parole there
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  Speaker 1: it is.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: That's that's the Christmas. So we'll find a way to
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: do this. I'll look up online to see if we
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: can get these made for the Christmas road show. Yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: and I think so we can sell that to the listeners.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the thing, we don't need to go and
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: actually distill our own gin or or for the for
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the Christmas flavored toilet wine. We don't need to make
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: our own wine or anything. We can just find someone
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: who has it and then we can just slap our
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: label on it. Yeah, so we'll just do some good
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: old fashioned licensing.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was gonna do. I was gonna
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: look up and see what kind.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Of socause you have if you are a producer of
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: very sub mediocre wine and you want a new marketing
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: angle on it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Want us or of the many of our listeners that
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: have spent time in prison, if you can just make
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: some toilet wine.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: For us, if you have, if you have your proprietary recipe,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: not to share it with anybody. I can't wait for
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: us to be up in the pantheon of KFC's eleven
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Herbs and Spices and Treehouse toilet Wines. Christmas recipe.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Self Loving not included.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: This recipe doesn't roll over all right, I got I gotta,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta switch gears. And speaking of switching gears, let's
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: actually stay in prison this time, but get off of
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: the ditch gin and the toilet wine and we'll shift
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: over to four jail security guards have been accused in
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a cell phone and chicken pot pie sex scandal. I
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: cannot wait to write the description for today's program for
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: security guards accused in cell phone and chicken pot pie
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: sex scandal at beleaguered Fulton County Jail. Of course it's
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Fulton County. Oh actually no, I'm thinking of Fulsom County.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Never mind, I'm gonna change the headline at belaguered fulsome County.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: That sounds more fun. Oh Jesus, So just based on
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the headline, I actually don't want to read more into
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the story because I kind of like a little bit
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: of the mystery and the intrigue and how these things
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: all work together to create a jail conspiracy because you've
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: got security guards, okay, then you've also got cell phones.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Then you've got chicken pot pies and sex. I mean,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I know I've said before previous episode that we don't
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: think there's a yelp for prison, but if there was,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: this one's got to be going straight to the top, right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got everything you could ever want with
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: sex and pot pie and phones and guards enter in
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Except for my mind went American pie.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: Eh.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, so I believe all the characters in the story
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: are women.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh that is a that is a wrinkle I did
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: not see coming.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Kevia Lacuna Ballard thirty four, Regina Harris twenty six, Briatia
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Tate twenty six, and Anisia Silas twenty four each face
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: charges of conspiracy and providing prohibited items to an inmate.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Also sounds like a mean girl's reboot. Mean bitches, according
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: to Fulton County Sheriff Pat Labat. He said, these women
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: unfortunately chose to be on the wrong side of the
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: law by fraternizing with residents they were entrusted with watching
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: over residents. Really, is that what we're calling inmates these days?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the homeless are now the unhoused. I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: not giving that's what they're called now. And you don't
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: you're you're not killed, you're unlived. So now these are residents.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Residents of the Fulton County Prison anyway, the County Sheriffs
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Sheriff Labat says they will now have to face the
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: consequences for the crimes they are accused of committing. Our
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: employees and contractors are like are held to a high
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: standard of integrity. In a statement, the CEO for Strategic
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Security Group, which employed the women, said the company is
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: cooperating with law enforcement in the ongoing investigation. Still, how
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: we are like five or six paragraphs into this story
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: and we still don't know what the link is with
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: all these items? Okay, here's one. One of the officers, Ballard,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: is accused of sending explicit photos and videos to an inmate,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: and of accepting at least two payments from two different
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: residents of jail for cell phones and cigarettes. Good to
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: know cigarettes are still a hot commodity.
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Another guard, Tate, also faces charges of improper sexual contact.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: She's accused of having sex at least three times with
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: a resident and bringing in at least six cell phones
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and other contraband to an inmate for which he received payment.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Imagine her YELP review is going to be pretty stellar.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: One of the other guards faces an additional charge of
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: providing an inmate with an unauthorized staff meal. There's the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: chicken pot pie.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: That's what you've been searching for.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, of all those items in this story, the one
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I was most curious about wasn't the cell phone, wasn't
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the guards, wasn't the sex? I wanted to know How
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: does the chicken potpie fit into all this? Well, let's not.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: They were having they were having a fancy sit down
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: dinner with chicken pot pye and prison line.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And what pairs better with a prison chicken potpie than
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: your very own bottle of Treehouse toilet one.
• 28:27
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• 29:01
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• 29:24
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• 29:28
  Speaker 1: did not expect this show to go the way that
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it did, even though I knew that the stories we
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: had were good. But that's the beauty of what we
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: get to do in here is we have a starting point,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: but we never know where it's gonna end up, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: in this case, it's ended up in prison.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: It started in a ditch, started in a ditch.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Now we're here.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But also between those stories, and I'm so glad
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: that I, you know, it was part of this to
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to listen to what's happening in Georgia. I would like
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: if I ever were to go to prison, I would
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: like to go to prison in Georgia. Apparently it sounds great.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like they're having a good time.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Cell phones, eyes, sex with the guards.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: When when does yoga start? Well, it's on the agenda
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: for today.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The I don't think they typically let you choose
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: which prison that you will reside. But if you break
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the law in Georgia, then your odds obviously go up
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: of being housed.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Yea.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: There that and maybe you should make sure to break
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the law in Fulton County, which I believe is Atlanta,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: right tray, Yes, Yeah, so if you if you break
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the law in Atlanta or surrounding cities, that stay within
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Fulton County, chances you'll end up in Fulton County Prison
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: and you'll be there for a good old time.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah uh uh, this is called pot Pie Prison. I'm
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: a fan of that place.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's Georgia where we've discovered that not
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: only can you get hot pie, sex with prison guards,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: cell phones, and extra dry gin provided by the mayor
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: of Thompson, Georgia. So you really do kind of have
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: it all. It is like an all inclusive prison resort,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and you know you can you can have a meal
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: of chicken pot pie paired with Treehouse toilet wine, or
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: you can you can kick back on the prison porch
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and enjoy you some gin and puss.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: What unit are you in, Marie Calendars. I'm in the
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Stofer's Unit.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Man, I want that's where I bet, I bet some
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: serious negotiating happens because obviously, with this much going on
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: inside of prison, they're gonna let you negotiate with other
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: prisoners on trading which cell block you're in. So if
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you're in Marie Calendars, but maybe you really want to
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: be in the Stofer's unit, because you know, in the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Stofer's Unit, not only are you going to get that
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: good ass chicken pot pie, but you're gonna get that
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: kick ass family slice lasagna.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Or you could be in the Marbor unit. It just
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: it just sounds like there's so many options inside of
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: this prison, you know.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know that prison is frowned upon, as
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: it should be, but I'm starting to understand why it
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: is so many former hangers on of this show end
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Let's not use their toilet wine recipe.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want their lasagna. I don't think that's gonna
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: be that. That's not going to be an actual stofers is.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: I think that's going to be some sort of disgusting code.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a I'm a fan of a fan of Georgia.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Now I never thought I would be, but uh, I
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like their prison practice.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's important to find the silver lining.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Should see what do you have to do to get
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: in the unit that has the bidet?
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You said I should see, and I don't think I should.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: It's just a dude named Bedey.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: It sounds familiar. Why does that name sounds familiar? Oh? Yeah,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: because he's going to live the he's it sounds familiar
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: because he's going to leave the prison light on for
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: you get it out there eventually. Thanks for hanging out
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. We we'll see you tomorrow.