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OUTRO: NOT A New Shirt · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and tack to
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  Speaker 1: raw Doggies for to seven every weekday on radio record
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  Speaker 1: get a feeling.
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  Speaker 2: What crawled up your butt? Today? Jason called up yours
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  Speaker 2: and die her of the talking about you come in
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  Speaker 2: here at three on the dot and go, well, we're
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  Speaker 2: fucking doing some work or what till the show starts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm here to do a job. I'm here for not
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  Speaker 3: not for a long time, a good time, neither, So
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  Speaker 3: let's just bang into it, fell.
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  Speaker 4: The new saying from Jason's I'm not here for a
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  Speaker 4: long time or a good time. I'm here for a
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  Speaker 4: ship time. But he spent five minutes coloring his hat,
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  Speaker 4: and but then it was like I.
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  Speaker 3: Get in there and it's fucking keazy. He's doing his
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  Speaker 3: facts about various things to one of the young interns,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, just do the show. One of the
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  Speaker 3: young interns, he literally came to a sexual You're a
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  Speaker 3: shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 2: For chatting to Dilly and asking how lo can park?
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  Speaker 3: You weren't chantting to Dilly Keysy, You're chatting to Rebecca.
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  Speaker 2: He can't even remember that name.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't even bother with the names. That's what really
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  Speaker 3: gets my coat as well.
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  Speaker 2: He's straight on the follows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, did you know that when a beer kills
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  Speaker 3: a person, they then or kills its prey, It then
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  Speaker 3: defecates in the same area.
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  Speaker 4: See, now that's something you've learned from I survived. It
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  Speaker 4: has actually enough that show.
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  Speaker 3: You've been watching them up, It's fascinating stuff. And you
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  Speaker 3: know what they also do?
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to now? Fuck us? Is that what's happening?
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  Speaker 3: Because you're because there's been two stories where dudes have
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  Speaker 3: been attacked by beers and then they scalp you like
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  Speaker 3: they wrap the back of your head off so they
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  Speaker 3: can get to your brain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good eating, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, it's full on ship man.
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  Speaker 2: But what is wrong today? Man?
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad my wife with me right to the door today.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what I think the problem has been.
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  Speaker 5: I think you've overheated. Yeah, possibly because you've got their
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  Speaker 5: undergarment on underneath that shirt. You're keasy in your shirt
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  Speaker 5: because you don't want it to smell.
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  Speaker 3: I am in a great mood. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: you fellas are talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I know when you're in a great mood, man, This
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  Speaker 2: ain't it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Do I not sound like I'm in a great moody?
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  Speaker 4: But you put too much mustard on it now because
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  Speaker 4: the podcast is recording.
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  Speaker 2: And what I like is that you've got a new
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  Speaker 2: shirt on.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a new shirt, that is a.
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  Speaker 2: Brand new ship. I've never seen that ship, fucking soun
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  Speaker 2: so goddamn. Two things.
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  Speaker 5: One is that you get fucked off by you've got
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  Speaker 5: a new shirt, and then the other thing is you've
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  Speaker 5: had you've had.
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  Speaker 2: I have not had a here.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I need to get that, buddy. I keep and
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  Speaker 3: I need to remind myself to get the hairdresser's name
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  Speaker 3: because I keep forgetting. So you need to put it
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  Speaker 3: in the chat. Did you do that for me? Good?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, it's in the chat? Man.
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  Speaker 3: How was your meal last night?
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  Speaker 2: Really nice?
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  Speaker 3: What did you go?
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  Speaker 4: There was not a lot of drinking going on. We
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  Speaker 4: me and one of the guests, Sophie. We had a
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  Speaker 4: couple of glasses each, Oh, your cousin, your wife, No.
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  Speaker 2: No, that wasn't so.
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  Speaker 4: Sophie was another person who was and then Lucy's cousin Kath,
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  Speaker 4: she had one cocktail and then Lucy had one glass
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  Speaker 4: of wine.
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  Speaker 5: Youth, jace youth. You know what they say about youth,
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  Speaker 5: it's wasted on the thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because it's a Wednesday and they don't want to
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  Speaker 2: get smashed, you're out and about me. You get on it.
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  Speaker 3: You don't fuck around.
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  Speaker 2: Remind you guys do that. What did you eat pasta? Obvious?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of pasta?
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  Speaker 2: Pasta of east pastor of easter it?
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  Speaker 4: So here's the issue is we had we had two
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  Speaker 4: of the house cut your because it's amazing, and then
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  Speaker 4: we had a pork and finnel taglia tally I think
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  Speaker 4: it was very nice. And we had like a Chilian
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  Speaker 4: garlic based one, very nice, and then there was a
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  Speaker 4: zucchini one which was so nice. I was like, should
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  Speaker 4: we order another one? And everyone was like yeah, that's
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  Speaker 4: pretty nice. Yeah, and my wife is very like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: we better not. I was just like, fuck it, let's
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  Speaker 4: order another one. So I ordered it. No one eats
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  Speaker 4: any of it, yeah, and my wife's just like.
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  Speaker 2: Ordered that.
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  Speaker 3: No one eats any of it except.
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  Speaker 4: Well obviously I ate it because I fucking ordered it.
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  Speaker 4: And I was just like, hang on, you guys told
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  Speaker 4: me to order it, and then my wife did the
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  Speaker 4: whole like ah, I told you.
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  Speaker 2: So, it sounds like a ship of a night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you pretend that you're going to pay for
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  Speaker 5: the whole bill?
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  Speaker 4: I did pay for the whole bill. I took a
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  Speaker 4: photo of the receipt and put it in the group chat.
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  Speaker 4: I said, pay upesn't say bitches, I said motherfuckers, which
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  Speaker 4: I think is a bit more respectful.
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  Speaker 2: But you did.
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  Speaker 3: It please, Dug saying we didn't like that kind of
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  Speaker 3: language on the.
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  Speaker 5: What kind of cocktail did she have? I'm not it's
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  Speaker 5: pretty rare as well. No, you can say what kind
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  Speaker 5: of cocktail it was, surely I do. If you know,
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  Speaker 5: you don't know the whole.
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  Speaker 4: Racky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 4: The Wracky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't hear that very often in a young person,
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  Speaker 2: Catherine care.
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  Speaker 4: Well, she's not like she's thirty three old, right, but
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  Speaker 4: she's not old.
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  Speaker 2: She married very much.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she's married, and she's looking good for thirty three.
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  Speaker 4: You were saying one hundred percent, I'd say that about
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  Speaker 4: all of my friends and all of my relations, that
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  Speaker 4: everyone is looking good for whatever their age. Jace, you
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  Speaker 4: look fucking good for thirty nine. Actually, Parks, can you
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  Speaker 4: beat that? You look great for thirty nine jays? Thanks, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's a shame you're always frowning, especially that it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why people come up to me on the
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  Speaker 3: street all the time. I had another one today for
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  Speaker 3: the rest. Doesn't stop.
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  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't stop. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: It is such a funny thing to start doing on
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  Speaker 4: the show as a whole break dedicated to someone telling
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  Speaker 4: you look good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just loving it. They're just loving the look
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  Speaker 2: of me. You look handsome. Wow, that's such a fun sorry. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: So she was mad, but.
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  Speaker 3: I had having said that I had a terrible sleep
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  Speaker 3: last night. Hoo of a fight. In the middle of
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  Speaker 3: the morning, I was there outside inside outside. It was
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  Speaker 3: one of those ones where it literally sounded like, to
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  Speaker 3: start with, ten people were having a party directly out
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  Speaker 3: in front of our window.
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  Speaker 2: There were people out there drinking.
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  Speaker 4: I parked there last night outside your apartment, and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, holy shit, there are a lot of people
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  Speaker 4: out here on the purse right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, on the other side of their own Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh yes, I love it. And then I realized it
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  Speaker 3: was a fucking hoo of a fight?
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  Speaker 5: What was the problem, Jos, I don't know, because it
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  Speaker 5: all comes to a head at about three in the morning, it.
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  Speaker 3: Does, and it's just people screaming at each other, and
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  Speaker 3: then there's a confrontation, and then there's then there's the
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  Speaker 3: douche douche.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it does get to that stage, it do.
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  Speaker 3: How'd they go just humming into each other and theyet No,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like Haymakers. Yeah, ship and then they sort
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  Speaker 3: of stagger off screaming at each other. It's good ship, man,
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: Stagger Foot fist Fight, Yeah, Staggerfoot Fist Fight is a
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  Speaker 5: lyric from a Grimspoon song, an Australian band. I've always
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  Speaker 5: liked that stagger foot fist fight and that's what that is,
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  Speaker 5: isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: People throwing haymakers?
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  Speaker 3: Good name for a band, net steger Foot.
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  Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it now?
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  Speaker 3: Grinspoon stupid?
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  Speaker 2: That's not great band? So is it? Because of the
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  Speaker 2: bad sleep that you're in A her of a mood?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm in a great mood. Got up at about
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  Speaker 3: six o'clock and made my wife a coffee. It was
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  Speaker 3: her turn to and I went, hey, don't you worry
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  Speaker 3: about it. Love old Hoidy. Jay's got this.
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  Speaker 2: One absolute backbone. Do you listen to this man? Fuck me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm taking notes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you's been married a long time. He's got to
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  Speaker 5: talk himself up.
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  Speaker 3: And she was like, and I brought it in. She said, God,
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  Speaker 3: you're looking good today.
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  Speaker 5: She was talking to the coffee and then she's like,
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  Speaker 5: oh god, it's too hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was quite hot. Actually, how did a show
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  Speaker 2: go last night? Good?
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  Speaker 3: No, well, often on you have the second nights often
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  Speaker 3: quite shit.
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  Speaker 2: It is because you have.
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  Speaker 3: The high of the opening night and then the second
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  Speaker 3: night is notoriously bad for dropping off again. But she
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  Speaker 3: said it was good and she had heaps of frenzy,
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  Speaker 3: so that was good because.
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  Speaker 5: When you're rehearsing everything, it was about opening night, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: open open, opening night, and then you do opening night,
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  Speaker 5: and then the realization dawns on everyone.
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  Speaker 3: This goes for three weeks exactly exactly, so.
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  Speaker 4: No matter how many players you do, that still happens. Yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 4: that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when Johnny's nervous.
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  Speaker 2: Energy comes out on the first night, so you're flat
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  Speaker 2: the second night. Totally.
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  Speaker 3: When Johnny Braff and I did the show, atrocities with
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  Speaker 3: sugar and Spice. It was a massive opening night and
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  Speaker 3: it was such a fucking exhausting show.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling you how great you look, and it went.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking great guns. And then the second night, I remember
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  Speaker 3: standing in the wings just going, ah, fuck, we've got
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  Speaker 3: to do it all again, and I suddenly felt completely exhausted.
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  Speaker 4: Well interesting enough, even us doing our comedy show last year,
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  Speaker 4: our variety performance was the night of culture. The first
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  Speaker 4: night was very exciting stuff, and the second night I
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  Speaker 4: remember being like.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to do too. I don't want to
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  Speaker 5: do one's so huge. I wanted to done of them.
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  Speaker 2: I would have.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't have cared because it was fine something I
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  Speaker 4: will probably never do again.
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  Speaker 2: I remember you.
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  Speaker 5: And manyah will do it end up doing a show
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  Speaker 5: I can do something like that, absolutely love it.
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  Speaker 3: Wacky bits on that and it's even worse like when
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  Speaker 3: like I remember when I did Hamlet many many years
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  Speaker 3: ago and at the made me to whatever it was,
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  Speaker 3: and that was like a three week run or a
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  Speaker 3: four week run. And the guy that played the King, well,
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  Speaker 3: one of the main parts in Hamlet, got a really
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  Speaker 3: bad review early doors. Yeah, after the opening night and
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  Speaker 3: he and you know, like the review was really good overall,
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  Speaker 3: but he got a really bad personal review. It was.
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  Speaker 3: He was an English guy. I can't remember his name.
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  Speaker 3: He literally just come over from England and he was
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  Speaker 3: just walking around going, well, you know, usually in England
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  Speaker 3: we support each other in this situation, you know, And
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  Speaker 3: I mean I just feel like I've been abandoned here
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  Speaker 3: and we were all going, what the fuck do to
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  Speaker 3: support you? He was, I just don't worry about the reviews, mate,
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  Speaker 3: it's tomorrow. You know, it's Tomorrow's fish and chip paper
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  Speaker 3: sort of ship, right, you know what I mean. We
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  Speaker 3: just let him hang, just stew and his bad And
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  Speaker 3: so when you get that scenario keys in, you've got
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  Speaker 3: to do you know, you've got to do another thirty performances.
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  Speaker 5: It's like everyone thinks your ship, Yes you can. Just
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  Speaker 5: how many people buy tickets? How long does he I've
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  Speaker 5: never watched I don't think I've ever watched any Shakespeare
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  Speaker 5: never will.
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  Speaker 2: I've tried reading it. We read Romeo and Juliet. How
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  Speaker 2: long does Hamlet go for?
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  Speaker 3: How is it was over two hours?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? That's too long. It sounds boring. Man, He's sound
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  Speaker 2: right though, isn't.
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  Speaker 3: He You're in a hoody.
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  Speaker 4: Okay man, If this is this helps, Pawing it off
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  Speaker 4: onto me helps and starting the show, get a coffee,
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  Speaker 4: the show saying keys and a horror of the.
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  Speaker 3: Trust you to fucking get into.
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  Speaker 2: Pawn Yeah, you're sick, bastard.
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  Speaker 3: What I don't know you said pawning it up here.
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  Speaker 4: At least he's still sharp. This is a big show,
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  Speaker 4: four or seven week days radio heard