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Cybertruckin': Snyder Cut & The Irishman · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy Microsoft you got to get your act
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together me Microsoft not M got your act together I don't my Microsoft Dan is
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your name Microsoft not that I know of I'm just I know that everyone listens to
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this podcast like so I'm hoping that Microsoft tune in as
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well oh they probably do what would you like to uh The Entity Microsoft yes well
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my my gamer score is broken John Microsoft like we all know that I'm very
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invested in my gamer score that number that you get from playing games on Xbox
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that means nothing to anyone that's no in Luke's M it's like that episode of
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black miror where you have a rating just social score yeah or or much like the uh
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the reality of of China these days from what I hear you got like a they have
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that social score thing don't they that wasn't meant to be a that wasn't meant
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to be a deep burn or anything isn't that real Chinese this early in the episode
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that's fine I have no idea I I know a lot more about Xbox than I do about
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China I mean that surprises me when we redo the opening that's going to be your little
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uh y well the problem is is about four
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or five days ago my gamer score stopped updating so achievements are unlocking
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just not but but that main score that overall just hasn't updated I should I'm
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missing 5,000 gamer score I've got the same problem mate mine hasn't updated in
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years yeah I think I might have the same problem too I'm missing at least 5,000
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yeah honestly I think yeah I'm missing 5,000 from this week which is probably
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what maybe you guys might do this year in total all right geez an insult no no it
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didn't sound like it no it doesn't sound like a humble write it down and let them
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know and they'll add it back on I'm I'm assuming that's how it works the honor
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System I think it's like in the early days of gaming where if you wanted to
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brag about your high score all you had to do was ride into one of the old
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computer mags and they would just publish whatever you told them you you
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got yeah that's how Billy Mitchell got famous that's right well I it is it is
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still the first time cuz on the site I go to trueachievements.com they they
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keep track of like achievements I unlock as well so on the leaderboard cuz they
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go through and scan all the achievements of unlocked that TR on the leaderboard
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just so there's a table somewhere that hasn't updated so I like how it's they
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like double check true achievements yeah yeah they're somebody else has got false
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achievements they like or like they don't trust Microsoft so they do their
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own maths in the background as well and they're discrepancy they actually do
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part of where this true achievement site came from is they sort of worked out
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some achievements well easy to get are probably worth more than others so they
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have like a true achievement score as well so what it does it goes in and
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calculates how many people own the game and how many people have unlocked the
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particular achievement and it applies a rating to that achievement so like
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something where going through and completing a game like on the hardest
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difficulty of all secrets and everything might still just be a 20 gamer score but
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on this website they go we realize that's probably a bit more so to have
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like Lal achievement status of it I love that Luke not only gets competitive for
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Xbox achievements and and and points you know scored but he also does it on this
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Niche site as well you know so I feel if this was that Black Mirror episode
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there'd have to be two numbers you know what I mean like the regular number that
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anyone can see that nobody cares about and then an even more Niche number that
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even less people care about but like this little secret number that that
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every now and then someone will look see Luke in the street and be like oh my God
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and like give them a little nod exactly it's like the Insiders they know yeah
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well it's sort of amazing like if I go to somewhere like P I can be pretty sure
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there's only like a handful of people there who would have a gamer score
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larger than mine a literal handful they they lit my dick yeah cupping each
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other's balls only a few people out there that have one as big as mine so
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I'm just I'm just asking Microsoft nicely at the moment if nothing happens
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next week I might do something what wait
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yeah Microsoft is [ __ ] coming for you no no I I might actually just contact
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him and go hey there's a problem can you have a look at it all right thank you
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for clarifying
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Jesus you will force me to send you an
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email you brought this on yourself send they know what they did spell check
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[Laughter] send guys I I think I might have become
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American over the weekend really yeah congratulations sort of left over from
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you shooting guns it might be yeah I mean it might be I shot guns a couple of
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weeks ago and then this week I took advantage of the Black Friday sales and
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bought myself a new television oh did you oh I was actually going to ask so
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you get the Black Friday sales in Singapore as well now yeah it's
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ridiculous it's [ __ ] ridiculous yeah we get Black Friday without the thankful
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Thursday or whatever you guys call it cuz I noticed in Australia they have
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everywhere is like really doubling down this Black Friday it's really it's got
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huge it's gotten to the point where now here we have shops that won't
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participate and that's special cuz they're like yeah we're not going to participate
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in Black Friday because it's it's just go like it just means everyone pays
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shitty high prices other days and like it's just making a mess of everything so
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like why would anybody Buy anything not on Black Friday yeah so even having a
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look the sales that they really have they're not really that great n
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sometimes there's some good stuff like like I've gotten some good Bargains on
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some music software the last couple of days purchase stuff but it does make me
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question right if I'm buying something for like honestly like 50% off some
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stuff why would I buy anything any other day yeah it's ridiculous like and why
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were they charging so much for got Cyber Monday coming up don't we yeah mate I
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saw an ad here for black week I even just Black Friday or Monday black week y
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well a lot of the stores here are it's Black Friday for the next 5 days the one
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that the ones that pissed me off I get emails and it's like I'll get one like
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last week and it'll say we're starting ear sale early 30% off now and then it's
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like oh [ __ ] that's pretty good and then the next day 40% off yeah next day 40%
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off and then yeah and then it gets to Black FR and they're like 60% off it's
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like [ __ ] you like if I bought something I'd be so mad right now yeah that's what
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steam actually found an issue with that as well remember steam sales they'd have
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like those flash sales during it so you'd have periods of time where one a
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few games would even be cheaper for like $5 for the next hour they actually
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stopped doing that through the Steam Sale because they finding it was sort of
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ended up costing Sal because people were a hold off and see if it gets even
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cheaper during this period and then not buying it well that's almost what
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happened to me cuz I actually didn't go into try to buy by a television I was
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just I was just in there and I was looking at TVs cuz I kind of want one
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and then this guy came out and he was like you know can do you Black Friday
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price on this and like gave me like a bundle and I was like H yeah maybe and
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then I kind of wandered off and he kind of caught me and was like you know what
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like I can do your better bundle I'm like should I walk off again like is
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this just going to keep going until like at what point do I say okay you've made
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a sale that's like when I bought remember I bought that leather jacket in
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England I tell you this story and the guy just yelling prices at me getting
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lower and lower every time I was like oh maybe it was like the original price was
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like £250 or something it this leather jacket o and I tried it on and and he
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was like oh that looks good on you 150 and I was like oh I don't know 140 I was
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like well 130 12080 5050 40 40 and I was like Jesus
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Christ all right I'll buy it like if I just keep standing here is it going to
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be free that's pay you to take this away and then he got mad cuz like I think
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Jenna or Jordan was like oh we can come back later and he's like oh you think
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you're going to get it cheaper somewhere else do you hey hey I like [ __ ] hell
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did you buy it for 440 yeah it wasn't 40 I think I got it for like1 or something
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but yeah I got it it's that red leather jacket I have oh I love that jacket yeah
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it just got progressively cheaper as I looked at it yes yeah it is a bit like that yeah
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yeah love it yeah so now I'm uh I'm enjoying uh enjoying my new 4K TV
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finally 4K I don't have 4K yet now that some things some things are available in
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4k I like how the only one of us who has an Xbox that can do 4K doesn't have a 4K TV
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that's I don't actually see the difference yeah well because you because
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you don't have a 4K TV that's why that probably has something to do
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with it I honestly I I I even watching the store I see I see two side by side
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and I'm sort of like yeah it is but what I've got still works and still fine
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yeah when when you see 4K next to Ultra HD it's it's chalk and cheese 4K playing
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4K I mean they're already talking about 8K now of course they are yeah well they
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yeah they want you to keep buying things so yeah we'll put it this way we we
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still deliver in HD just about everything that we produce where I work
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and um I think twice somebody has asked for in 4k and we got a camera we got a
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new camera this week that can shoot in 6K who and my boss is like should we
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just start shooting everything in 6K why like this just [ __ ] data hungry like
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cuz one day it's going to look like The Phantom Menace and you're going to be
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like oh if only we' used a better camera that's right 20 years I watched
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half of that the other night oh you didn't which half so pain the first I
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got up I got up to the podo race and the pod race still makes no sense to me to
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day he's got this Pod racer that can catch up to everyone but the second it
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gets level with anyone it just has to keep paace with them why don't I just go
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faster because this is POD racing the pod race is some pretty good action
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pretty good spectacle but yeah you're right story-wise it's nonsense yeah it's
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pretty good spectacle if you want to play a video game instead of watching a
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movie a that was a good video game too I I did actually enjoy that video game
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yeah the same hey speaking of uh which half did you watch it reminds me of once
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when I was in high school uh and we had a substitute teacher who was going to
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put a movie on for us as substitute teachers tended to do back in those days
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and uh the class was being really Rowdy um so as punishment she played the movie
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but she played it from the halfway point to the end then rewound it and played it
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from the beginning to the halfway what the [ __ ] what so we'd seen the whole
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movie but it was completely spoiled that's [ __ ] weird yeah that's like
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what movie was it sorry did you yeah I do remember what movie was it it was um
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Muriel's Wedding oh God so no no loss
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but speaking of Star Wars though um yes when I when I first plugged in my new TV
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and my new surround sound system and I set it all up and I wanted to just
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[ __ ] test it out uh of of course I wanted to put a Star Wars on so the one
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that popped up the the newest or the most recent on uh Netflix which is just
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what I had on TV at the time was uh the force no sorry the the rise of Skywalker
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no [ __ ] what am I talking about [ __ ] Last Jedi The Last Jedi I was G
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to say how is it Dan how is it Christ almighty it's too early it's way too
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early for Meed Last Jedi uh which we put on just I just wanted to see the Star
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Wars logo you know and and hear the hear the surround on the on the opening [ __ ]
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that's a terrible movie only watched 5 minutes of it but it's terrible like the
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the dialogue at the start is next level awful it is prequel level
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awful I've been seeing more trailers for the rise of Skywalker IGN and I'm I'm
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nervous I'm at this point I don't care yeah I'm just going to keep watching the
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Mandalorian let's just get past this last movie and then focus on the future
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which is the Mandalorian while while we're talking Disney well sorry Star
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Wars I mean we've got some stuff sorry
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Craig but uh we talked about V Herzog
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mhm and his uh his tears when he saw the uh the baby the puppet baby Yoda puppet
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for the first time and apparently it came out this week that he um he was on
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set and they were shooting and then they shot a scene with the puppet and then
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they were going to remove the puppet from set so that they could maybe if
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they wanted to digitally put baby backgr plate okay so they're still deciding
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what they want to do yes and when a hog
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told them you're cowards leave
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it film The Puppet he said I've seen it on the set and it's heartbreaking it's
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heartbreakingly beautiful it looked absolutely convincing it made you cry
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when you saw it it made you cry when you saw it ver yeah my heart hurts every
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time I see him see puppet now I mean I've I've seen I
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mean I'm not like a puppet connoisseur but I've seen a few puppets in my time
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and I've never wept it one I've never you seen did you watch the latest
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episode I'm not going to give any spoilers no actually I haven't yet yes I
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watched it a couple of days ago so couple days ago am I that late you guys
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are supposed to be telling me when it's out don't forget I don't have this sorry
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came out yesterday yeah I was two sleeps ago he's got I'm not going to I'm not
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say anything about the story but baby o is in it obv
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and you get to see him do some stuff and it's quite I think maybe they've leaned
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into the puppet a bit even yeah right like like he's he's looking good but you
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know he talked about how Herzog claims that he's never seen a Star Wars and you
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you do Art House films and stuff like that he does seem to have been pretty
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easily impressed by the puppet cuz he says here two technicians operate baby
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Yoda one was for the eyes in the mouth and the other one was for other facial
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expressions it's a phenomenal technological achievement yeah
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Jabba had one just for his tail that's what I mean like he's not seen a lot of
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movies from the sounds of it but i' still need to call out like if if he
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hasn't seen anything has why would he cry when he see baby Yoda have you seen
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baby Ador [ __ ] great Puppet
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Man a beautiful puppet there's this article here that I put in and then I I
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was looking through it the article the premise of the article is that some
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people don't like baby Yoda there's been some backlash against baby Yoda but then
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I read through this article well nobody I can't find anybody that is even saying
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that this bit where they even link to Yoda backlash has begun you click
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through to that article the article is about how people just don't like it that
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people are calling in baby Yoda cuz it's not Yoda so okay well that's what you
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call hardcore fans are calling it baby Yoda we call him baby Yoda we know full
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well he's not Yoda unless he is and that'll be dumb some if he's a [ __ ]
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clone if he's a clone of Yoda no but see I did some I did some mathematics the
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other day right so he's 50 m which mean and and Return of the Jedi like say his
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Yoda died 5 years before right so he was 45 when Yoda died so
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45 yeah just a little bit older than us exactly but then you so you put you
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go back right y when Yoda died Luke was about 30 40 right we don't know exactly
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so that means he was born probably just before Luke 5 10 years before Luke which
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born during the Clone Wars well no that is sort of a bit of a rumor yod was on
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sh leave on some
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planet with yattle with Y with y y cuz
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there is rumor that maybe it is yle's child because she was on the council but
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then she disappeared around sort of timeline back up don't need this I hope
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we never find out whose [ __ ] baby it is it's a mandalorian's baby all right I
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like how they keep referring to wonder if they'll be a bit where we'll see him
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like changing baby Yoda for example
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yeah but I got to we just been we're loving this show but it is just so
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stupid like even this is a few episodes ago where J was sort of Steal pretty
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much all of his ship and then just overnight him and this guy just get this
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ship space worthy in four hours yep and
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we just accept it y yep yep yep yep yep you're right you're not wrong you're
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right but uh I I don't know what it is yeah CU yeah the story is ridiculous but
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I still just love it did you guys ever read an old Samurai comic um from Japan
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called Lone Wolf and Cub I know of it I've not I've never reminds me quite a
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bit of it the story was it was a it was a ronin like a um you know a disgraced
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Samurai who was just kind of wandering the the the Wilderness but he had a he
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had a baby son and his slogan was sword for higher son for higher you could hire
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him to kill someone or you could hire his baby that sounds yeah
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wrong no one [ __ ] the baby Luke I'm just going okay putting it out there I'm
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hoping that's the case like he's he's worried about what the mandalorian's
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going to where where that going to go next yeah up for grabs baby Yan for High
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baby for he's 50 nothing wrong with it yeah perfectly he's been he's been legal
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for like under 33 years now I've also been I've also been looking into it so
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cuz it's sort of hard with like there sort of no knowledge about Yoda's race
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but Yoda started training not even species race I've been doing some research
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on no no no but you're right because like on Reddit at the moment everyone's
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talking about this like oh yeah I've been uh I've been looking up some uh
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it's like [ __ ] off it's all made up yeah so uh Yoda started training people at
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about 100 years old so I think he ages quite slow and then he just and then he
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overnight he's yeah because by 100 that baby will basically be two but hang on
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where did you read that because we've had as I've learned recently they're
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being pretty loose with the Mandalorian law as well apparently like recently in
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recent stuff mandalorians have got their helmets off like walking around so how
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recent yeah the like the one of the the clown resistance
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clown wars is not aown I would watch [ __ ] out of that um I
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think Clone War I don't know one of the one of the animated ones they got their
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helmets off but really what do they look like human beings or yeah look like
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people well they're not they're not a race they're like a tribe of multiple
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races right it's sort of it's sort of that more like a religion in the books
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that it's what it used to be sort of like yeah you s of bring people into the
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mandian it's just a bunch of people who don't fit in anywhere else s sort of
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thing but then cuz I was reading the books on it and then the Clone Wars
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started know the main ORS are a race and they're a peaceful thing so it got
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confusing for me okay so I'm not 100% sure what's maybe it's like Judaism you
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can be born into it but you can also convert well even in the first episode
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it so they discuss how he's a foundling he found as a child by himself
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and then they just basically we we'll look do en ra as one of her own I think
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that's them setting it up that they can they can make this whoever they want down the
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track yeah oh by the way it's Sol's brother doesn't need to be anyone or
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related to anyone this is why this is doing so well you thought they were
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calling me Mando cuz I'm a Mandalorian actually I'm just Mando solo
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yeah well you're right Luke because um but I but I think they've missed the
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point here because Disney have announced this week apparently that they're they
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develop a Mandalorian movie and it's like no no that's that's not right this
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is good because it's something different don't now make everything the Mandalorian [ __ ]
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hell y like we like this because it's it's just in the universe we love and
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not connected to the story you've already flogged to death so make more
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[ __ ] make more movies for sure but you don't need a Mando movie yeah that's I
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keep saying r one
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too it's baby Yoda get baby Yoda a Star
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Wars story you know we always uh I mean we always report on the Snider cut or
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the so-called Snider cut just just to segue slightly um Danny Elfman has come
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out this week and said there was no [ __ ] SN cut did you see that I did I
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did but but see Zack Snider's being COI about it on Vero like every day he's
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posting stuff and and it's like he's doing like winky faces when people say
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oh Danny hman said that it's not real and he's like wink like yeah what the
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what the [ __ ] does that mean sn's acting like he was fired off this but he he
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left because of his daughter right it's it's not like he's got a bone to pick
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with them yeah that's I mean I just don't quite you know and like he left
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but at the time he left wasn't he sort of being a bit crucified for it as
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well well they they took him off he was supposed to be head of you know running
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the whole thing with the DC stuff and he he got taken off but it's I don't know
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did he get fired or was it because you know what happened with his daughter and
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all that kind of stuff I also think it's because no one was watching DC and
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someone needed to get blamed for it yeah yeah I mean we got some more DC news
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coming up but the point I wanted to make was [ __ ] the SNY cut of uh Justice
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League I want to see the Gareth Edwards cut of Rogue one I want to see that I
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want to see them running for their [ __ ] lives across the beach yes me
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too I would like to yeah also with that you get you get her also having to fight
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a TIE fighter yep fine absolutely fine with that
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good and I want to see the Ryan Johnson cut and Luke for all you know [ __ ]
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off that is the Ryan Johnson cut surely well who knows that's that's the problem
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is that who knows we thought the RO Gordon was the Gareth Edwards cut until
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a month ago and then they were like oh yeah there was some other guy that
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actually redid half the movie yeah Gareth Edwards wasn't even wasn't even
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brought back for the re-shoot or the re-edit I I want to see his vision of it
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and Luke I mean I know I know that [ __ ] what's her
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name JY I know JY can't [ __ ] win against the [ __ ] TIE fighter but that
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might be the point that might have been the point of the movie where she got
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shot to [ __ ] maybe she just jumped onto it and then rode it like a I actually
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have a feeling that in his original cut they survive
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H maybe but I thought that part of the reason that they reshot was because his
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was too dark and they want to make it a little more there were rumors like at
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the time that there was possibly going to be a sequel oh really who the [ __ ]
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knows like they're not Disney's not telling us anything like they're telling
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what they tell us what they thing though we we do know what it was because the
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original trailer came out yeah based just on his cut and it's got all these
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lines in there all of that stuff where she was all kind of really uh hopeful
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and stuff that wasn't it that was stuff they added to her character later on she
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was just like this [ __ ] badass chick who just was you know doing her own
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thing and then got caught up in this Rebellion thing more like kind of Han
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Solo and had his role in uh A New Hope
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yeah I want to see that movie speaking of uh Harrison for
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Disney have put out a very cool kind of touching featurette this week on the
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rise of Skywalker and it's got some uh some old behind the scenes footage from
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all the old Star Wars movies some good stuff in there actually uh it's got a few little
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surprises few little surprises and my wording I chose carefully because uh
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this may be a spoiler listeners so if you don't want to hear this uh I mean
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it's in the [ __ ] trailer so too bad uh it's got a shot of you guys seen this
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you know what I'm about to say I don't want to ruin this for anyone who hasn't
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seen this I don't think I have but go on all right it's War Davis as an adult as
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he is now putting on the Wicket costume
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mhm don't know what it means but it's in it's in this footage I know what it
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means you brought it up last week it's chewbaca gets a [ __ ] Ewok stuck inside
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him thank God but then one other thing that about this feature that someone
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pointed out there's a there's a a shot of uh you know it's from from the
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original Star Wars A New Hope uh and it's Harrison Ford Mark Hill and Carrie
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Fisher walking towards the camera Harrison Ford's got his arms around the
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two of them and they're walking towards the camera and Disney for this
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featurette have edited out his cigarette yeah you can't have cigarettes in a
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Disney thing now it's like so even the behind the scenes footage is is special
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edition he's he's holding his hand dead straight too because obviously he
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doesn't want to burn [ __ ] Mark Hill with the cigarette and he looks at caram
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and he goes M Cluny yeah and then he puts his hand to
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his mouth for no reason and then just breathes deeply yeah and I guess it's cold
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because all this you know Mist comes out that's right comes out of Carri fish's
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mouth but uh yeah so uh I guess Ewoks are in this as well
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of course they are well that Mak sense cuz they're
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fighting on the second deatha yeah Fair Point in case you worried some Ewoks
27:11
have been on there this whole time [ __ ] Wicked just been in there yeah
27:15
Wick's been living in there I hope that's what it is I hope Wick's
27:20
living for years yeah this is my house now mate what do you want
27:26
um also in case you worried the posters have confirmed that there are POG so
27:33
yeah there was I know there a lot of people worried they weren't going to
27:35
make an appearance don't worry they're in there one of them at least one of
27:40
them oh chew Buck has kept one as a pet there's one on the poster so uh comedian
27:46
and former Saturday Night Live writer
27:48
Sarah Bey AKA nacho Sarah oh yeah has uh written something on social media this
27:55
week that I got a chuckle out of she wrote you guys hated the Ewoks because
27:59
they were too cute but now you're all [ __ ] ride or die with baby Yoda pick a godamn
28:04
lane it's true yeah I did I didn't mind the Ewok
28:11
though watch it again watch it again yeah I I hey you got to remember I like
28:17
Caravan of Courage man I [ __ ] true it's not the ew the Ewoks themselves
28:22
aren't the problem okay furry Critters okay fine okay they're cute fine okay
28:27
but it's it's it's all this like one donks a [ __ ] Stormtrooper on his
28:32
armored foot and he dies like come
28:36
on like why why do storm tropers even wear
28:40
armor for starters if you laser beam one in the [ __ ] chest they die chest
28:46
armor does nothing literally nothing and these are slow [ __ ] lasers because
28:52
you're not supposed to be able to see a laser the fact you can see this laser
28:56
travel out of a gun and towards you means this is the slowest [ __ ] laser
29:01
known to man yeah yeah the armor is almost like
29:07
they may as well be new useless There You Go Disney put that in the next film
29:11
it's it slows the down makes it hard to see and yeah so many
29:17
advantages I mean it looks good looks [ __ ] look looks badass well they look
29:22
great in a Mandalorian yeah oh yeah it's all sort of like old armor so I wonder
29:28
about that right let me ask you this let's just say we go back to the kind of
29:33
the source reference for this right mhm
29:37
it's Nazi Germany but the year after Hitler's Fallen right are you still
29:43
wearing around your [ __ ] Nazi uniform just because you're still
29:47
sympathetic I wouldn't leave not well
29:50
see it's in the Legends now uh the storm
29:56
after the battle of um Endor there were still the empire was still there they
30:02
were but they were sort of fighting amongst themselves who was going to take
30:05
control and a lot of like Warlords split off and went well I'm going to keep this
30:09
section of Galaxy for me and that's th I want to watch that that' be a good movie
30:15
make that a movie isn't thorn in charge at some point th yeah Thorn sort of
30:19
comes in cuz he was out in the outer room and then comes back in sort of
30:23
forms the Imperials back up and cuz you got to remember like just cuz the
30:27
emperor dead doesn't mean Empire goes away sure it's just you destroyed that
30:32
but there's probably a lot of people out there that actually quite like the
30:35
Empire not only that but I'm really disappoint I'd always thought that there
30:39
was always an Empire it's just that this one Emperor sucks and that's why there's
30:44
trouble like there were good Emperors before it and it worked kind of like you
30:47
know Rome but to find out that actually there it was a [ __ ] complete
30:53
democracy Galaxy wide then literally one
30:57
Empire started for like 10 years or so
31:01
and then collapsed like it's it's just very anti it must be the shortest Empire
31:07
in the history of the universe speaking of which Matt um did
31:12
you know that Joseph gbl's house is currently for
31:15
sale I didn't it is I didn't it's for
31:19
sale uh yeah it is and you know uh no
31:23
one's no one's buying it no one no one's buying it they knocked they knocked
31:29
him's house they knocked him's house down now it's a a ski
31:34
resort I me nice no no it's up in up in the ales
31:40
it's it's I mean it's beautiful there I could I mean be a waste not to use it to
31:44
be honest like that location so no honestly good memories you know there's
31:50
a no no no but there's a reason they put all their houses up there CU it's
31:55
[ __ ] beautiful there so knock them down build some resorts buil something
31:59
nice you know which Resort I really want to go to most in the entire world Ian
32:03
Fleming's house in Jamaica huh his house called Golden Eye
32:10
incident is uh converted into a James
32:15
Bond themed Resort really and I want to go to there interesting in Jamaica yeah
32:22
that's where he lived yeah yeah fair enough i' I've never thought of going to
32:27
Jamaica but that does sound interesting yeah it's why some of the early bonds are set in
32:32
Jamaica right what you
32:34
know yeah yep well he was a spy and and he lived in Jamaica and he lived in
32:41
Jamaica yeah yeah yeah and he he hit a lot of
32:45
women yeah and inspired that one Scottish actor to do the same cuz
32:52
sometimes you just have to I uh I made a purchase this week this was not a Black
32:56
Friday purchase but I pre-ordered something you got me a
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present uh not exactly I mean you can come and you can come and experience
33:05
it okay it's a penis enlargement
33:10
and no I uh I pre-ordered a cyber
33:14
truck yes you did so um I I can't believe it now
33:19
just are you actually planning on getting it yeah why would I pre-order it
33:25
I wasn't going to I i' like to edit it up for Mars I want to edit in the
33:29
sequence from last week's show where you bring up that you like the Cyber truck
33:33
but of course you'll you'll never get one yeah did I did I say that I might no
33:38
I think you said something to that effect and then I think I said I don't
33:41
need it I think I said I don't need it and no Luke told you you didn't need it
33:44
and you told him you didn't understand the question yeah fair
33:48
enough all right fine like you yeah you don't need it but watch the wait time on
33:53
this because you're not going to get this straight away right that's the
33:56
thing no uh at the earliest late 2021 is when I finalized the order so I've got
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plenty of time well I don't know maybe maybe maybe not my car is fine but
34:06
that's just finalizing the order that's still not uh picking up the keys
34:11
that's yours I don't think there's Keys Luke I think the car sees you coming
34:16
it's like hello Mr ham would you like to get inside
34:18
me yes I would love to be inside you so Matt you've purchased um one of the
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largest and uh most armored iPads
34:28
that's on the market that's right I can actually drive my iPad to work
34:35
now hopefully by that stage it drives you yeah I did I did get the full
34:39
self-driving option did you yeah I'm not going to buy a fcking I'm not going to
34:44
buy a cyber truck and not get that am I I also also I didn't get the base model
34:48
cuz I was like well I'm not going to buy the base model am I CU I got the
34:51
mid-range one which is actually apparently the the one everyone else got
34:55
as well because it's like it's got uh two it's all wheeel Drive uh it does
35:00
0 to 60 in 4 and a half seconds so uh
35:04
300 plus mil range which is like perfect
35:09
I mean so so what this is the mid-range one what doesn't it have that the uh the
35:13
upper R the one it doesn't you can't drive it on Mars well yeah it doesn't it's not
35:19
airtight which the one on Mars will be but no there's there's a a triple a tri
35:24
engine version that is like top of the range one which does like 0 to 60 in
35:29
[ __ ] 3 seconds or something stupid and uh and it's got a I think mine's got
35:34
a 10,000 towing capacity which is pretty insane and then that one's like 14 or
35:39
something 14,000 or something ridiculous well the you the worst thing that you're
35:44
going to have with this is you now will be asked to help people
35:48
move no everybody I'm the only person I know I'm the only person I know that
35:53
doesn't have a truck here Luke oh and and if anything I'm the only one who can
35:59
who can say no you're not putting that [ __ ] in my truck look at it it's is it's
36:04
not that kind of truck the thing you can do now though is that um your days of
36:10
stopping for deer in the road are over that's right unless they hit the window
36:14
plow through them can I hit it with a sledgehammer when I get there
36:20
maybe okay we'll see we'll see we'll see how that plays
36:25
out I would really like to hit your car with a St all right why wait Luke why
36:30
wait got a perfectly good car right now that we I hit a deer in in the perfectly good
36:36
car I've got now already so oh yeah so you've you've already stopped breaking
36:40
for them that's right no I I just I just bumped I don't break deer it did uh it
36:46
did put a ding in the car but the deer got up and ran off so I assume it's fine
36:50
did you chase itun it down finish it off by well I I stopped in the middle of the
36:54
road cuz I and cuz I was like [ __ ] cuz it was raining and and uh and then the
36:58
deer got up and ran off into the woods and I was like well I'm going to go then
37:03
how do we exchange information exactly I'm imagining a scenario like Luke's
37:07
scenario with the seagull where the the deer was on your Bonnet and you were
37:11
still driving at top speed and it was just looking at you in the eye through
37:13
the windshield screaming at me now I just got up and ran off and then I was
37:17
like well I'm not going to wait so I'll leave and then yeah it's fine go home
37:21
and looked and there's like a a ding in my front of my car now that's the one
37:26
thing I really worry about when riding my scooter is kangar hitting a kangaroo
37:30
a [ __ ] that yeah that would be that would be a nightmare going to say the
37:35
one thing you worried about is [ __ ] Matt's truck plowing that too cuz they're being
37:41
ordered in Australia as well yeah oh they they're bringing them to Australia
37:46
see that's the thing like uh which is a weird thing to bring to Australia but
37:51
because you don't have trucks that big there generally speaking oh there are we
37:54
do see a few of like those Ford pickups but really we we drove Utes the [ __ ]
37:59
F-150 is like the smallest truck you can get here that's what's that's I've
38:04
gotten so used to them that it's kind of weird now to think about like there's
38:08
this video that I'll put in the show notes you prob people probably seen you
38:12
know the the Cyber truck versus the F-150 in like tug of war and the
38:16
cybertruck pulls the Ford up the hill and Ford came out and said oh it wasn't
38:21
spec to do that kind of thing we'll give you a you know we'll rematch and we'll
38:24
spec one up and all that kind of stuff but the Cyber truck's bigger than
38:28
F-150 yeah so this thing's going to be big see I I'm I'm not a fan of
38:34
big oh yeah I know you complain all the time you wait it's too big Matt it's too
38:39
big the thing is though uh America loves their big cars man oh yeah you know they
38:43
Cadillacs and Forge I mean they're [ __ ] huge I I watched the I watched
38:47
the Irishman true the Martin scorsese's new film I watched it during the week
38:52
and it's kind of set from the 50s up until modern day and like old timey
38:58
American cars [ __ ] massive like I don't know how you park
39:04
them yeah well that's the the trucks and stuff here like even our um the the X5
39:10
we've got is [ __ ] huge to me like I had a lot of trouble with that at first
39:14
reverse parking it CU it's [ __ ] enormous but it's not big compared to
39:19
other cars here bigger is better would you say the Irishman is as good as
39:25
Avengers endgame Dan irishman's interesting it goes for three
39:30
and a half hours uh and it probably didn't need to I mean you know it was it
39:34
was the story of this particular guy's life and it's a true story but I argue
39:38
that you don't have to show literally every day of his life I was going to say
39:41
did did he only live for 3 hours but it was very good and there was
39:47
some some really some great stuff in it uh was it better than endgame probably
39:52
was about the same actually really well I've got no I've got no desire to watch
39:57
endgame a second time is it there someone at the climax of the film does
40:02
one of the characters click his fingers and go I'm Irish
40:07
man y yeah that's what happens yeah
40:11
perfect thing is Stars Robert dairo as an Irish guy um hanging out with a bunch
40:17
of Italians and that's kind of that's the the premise is that he's the only
40:20
non- Italian but everyone [ __ ] knows Robert dairo is a [ __ ]
40:25
Italian like I mean I know that scusi loves dairo and he did an absolutely
40:30
great job with this role but like he's clearly an
40:35
Italian yeah well and well you know he's an actor yeah but is he allowed to play
40:41
an Irishman you not allowed to do that where's the line now where's the
40:46
line the you know I heard of something new the other day that we just a new
40:51
thing we have to respect a new ridiculous thing we have to respect now
40:55
um have you heard of self partnering
40:58
no okay some people are uh they don't
41:03
have a a husband wife or boyfriend or girlfriend but they but they're not
41:07
single they're self- partner right yeah so you can't call them single and you
41:14
can't ask them questions like when are you going to get a boyfriend they all
41:18
they they already have one it's themselves it's their hand
41:23
self-partnered evidently uh we're all self- partnered for a while in high school
41:27
what's the little girl who played Hermione Granger that grew
41:32
up what um um Emma Watson Emma Watson Emma she's apparently self-partnered
41:39
right now is she is said I mean look I'll be honest
41:45
if I was Emma Watson I'd probably tell people that too CU it just solves a lot
41:49
solves a lot of problems for you you know what I mean
41:52
yeah oh you just haven't found the right person yet like no [ __ ] off mate yeah I
41:57
have the right person it's me mate furiously I'm a nice guy yeah yeah I'm
42:03
sure you are but I'm very very devoted to myself yeah yeah I'm elbowed deep
42:08
right now speaking it's not an open
42:14
relationship by any chance kind a
42:20
threesome yeah had sex with Emma Watson and her life
42:26
partner if Emma Watson Jacks you off could she
42:31
say oh that wasn't me oh in
42:37
court why would you be suing Emma Watson CU she you
42:42
a because I thought it was Emma Watson yeah it turned out it's Emma
42:46
Watson's girlfriend yeah she also named Emma she she deceived
42:53
me that's rape seriously though speaking of furious master b i I took myself off
42:59
and watched the lighthouse Oh I thought you going to say Charlie's
43:02
Angels we can talk about Charlie's Angels but no I won't be seeing that
43:06
sure yeah so you saw the I won be you saw fo and Robert Patterson in the ligh
43:12
house will defo being as much William defo as he's ever been Robert Paton
43:17
jerking off in a shed all in there the complete opposite of what they
43:23
wanted this is another movie which dares you not not to watch it uh it's black
43:29
it's it's black and white D accepted which I I like I like black and white
43:33
but you know it's it's it's an antisocial medium no nobody wants to go
43:38
and see a black and white movie it's grainy old black and white too um it's
43:43
uh it's not in widc screen it's not even in the old 4x3 television ratio it's a
43:48
square it's one: one so really like yeah like you go to a cinema and then you're
43:54
watching this massively pillar boxed image look I liked it but I'll say there's a
44:01
film that came out in 2016 also called The Lighthouse uh which is based on the
44:07
same Legend and therefore exactly the same story that's done far better uh
44:12
mostly because it's a real movie and isn't trying to be Arty as
44:17
well so if you're only going to watch one or the other go and watch that one
44:22
doesn't have as much mation though no one unfortunately yeah me you I don't
44:27
understand that's why it's interactive fil you're encouraged to jerk off
44:31
watching it yeah well now you've got me yeah now I can jack off with surround
44:36
sound yeah me and my life partner Emma Watson that's what I call myself that's
44:40
what I call my hand what I'm jacking off there's an article this week about uh
44:47
Terminator dark Fate has not done well uh at at the box office Tim Miller uh
44:53
has come out and I don't know if this a bit little bit of sour grapes or what's
44:57
going on here but he's uh he's apparently he didn't get along too well
45:00
creatively with James Cameron he's saying now and apparently the film is
45:04
not didn't end up in that he wasn't given any creative
45:08
input yeah exactly and uh they didn't like James Cameron didn't like his ideas
45:13
and so he just had to do what he was told um so fair enough but it also
45:19
touches on something I thought was a bit interesting um only because I hadn't
45:23
heard this before but the reason Tim Miller left Deadpool cuz you know he he
45:27
did the first one and then famously left and then also you know junk XL didn't do
45:31
the second one cuz he quit in solidarity and all that kind of stuff and
45:35
apparently it's because Ryan Reynolds uh was a controlling bastard about the
45:38
whole thing really and he uh yeah I always thought Ryan Reynold was
45:43
Hollywood they had different ideas for the sequel I think yeah Ryan wanted to
45:47
keep it sort of the same as what it was whereas Tim wanted to sort of expand on
45:52
it yeah and I think that's where it sort of parted ways well he says it became
45:57
clear that Ryan wanted to be in control of the franchise you can work that way
46:00
as a director quite successfully but I can't I don't mind having a debate but
46:05
if I can never win then I don't want to play and I don't think you can negotiate
46:08
every creative decision there's too many to make so fair enough but I'm just
46:13
starting to no there's one common factor in him not getting along well with
46:18
others
46:22
him just just saying that yeah no you're not wrong you're not wrong
46:27
yeah H you're not wrong well I haven't seen terminat dark fate yet after Lind
46:33
Linda Hamilton's glowing review I decided I would wait what did she say about it you
46:40
didn't hear that okay hang on let me I'll play the clip I'll play the clip
46:43
here we go this is what Linda Hamilton to say about it so you did get to see it
46:47
I did and how did what do you think was it worth all of it it's
46:51
okay oh wow yep yep I'm that's how it looks it
46:57
looks just okay for sure yeah but like she she went on to like he that was
47:03
Kimmel he went on to ask oh you know would you do another one and she goes oh
47:06
I don't think they'll be asking me back to do another one after
47:09
this MH mhm there was a game that came out at the same time as that movie which
47:14
I just played Yes actually did you play it is it good um it's okay Terminator
47:20
resistance right yeah I finished it okay actually thousand Gamers score in it
47:25
like completely 100% I've SE I've seen no evidence of that no no no I can still
47:30
show evidence of that all right I'll just check franchise
47:35
is another example of Hollywood not understanding why something's
47:40
good you know FR two Terminator movies and especially the second one like are
47:45
so good and they're so special for a number of reasons and and there have
47:49
been so many spin-offs now and none of them have captured what we actually
47:55
liked about those original
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48:57
I mean Arnold's supposed to be the same model so I don't get it did they address
49:01
that in Genesis or no CU he gets old in that I assume cuz he is old I not
49:06
Genesis um Genesis he gets old dark fate I'm talking about oh dark F yeah to to
49:12
me they they they the Skin's alive so the skin still go through aging no not
49:18
in not in the original in the original he's like he
49:22
stinks cuz he's skin he's rotting the landlord about it maybe they just got
49:29
better but but they one thing he's the same model yeah yeah maybe but he's the
49:34
same model but like 0.1 all right I don't know it's just a
49:39
little thing that I'm like I he just got
49:41
a software update I just yeah don't it's
49:46
stop question it's just a movie It's Entertainment you enjoyed it yeah but
49:50
that's this this is what we do if we didn't do this we would be a podcast
49:55
so fine I will watch dark fate at some point I will probably not watch
50:00
Charlie's Angels I'm not going to watch uh yeah you know I'm not going to be
50:04
watching that well I'm not going to watch Charli's angels and um you know
50:07
what else I'm not going to watch I'm not going to watch um Elizabeth Banks's next
50:13
movie uh either probably uh but I do
50:17
find it hilarious that after her making Charlie's Angels you know a feminist
50:22
take on the action movie Hollywood action movie and then slamming the world
50:26
for um not wanting to see women uh her
50:29
next film is the invisible woman I guess I don't have an opinion on
50:35
the film itself I do feel like that title is ironic but also see this is
50:39
this is a universal picture this is obviously a modern day female adaptation
50:45
remake of the Invisible Man you know Universal is still trying to flog their
50:49
their horror movie sweet um they trying to start that again why would you jump
50:55
from one f or proven failed franchise to another
51:01
you know I just think this is I I think I can explain this on here is a check
51:08
you take this check to your bank and they give you money will you now direct
51:12
this yes I will I love this bit because there's a there's already there's an
51:16
invisible man film coming out like next year already and uh and this it says
51:22
here plot details are being kept Under Wraps but sources say that Banks pitch
51:26
is very different from the Invisible Man film coming out so there's no crossover
51:30
potential how [ __ ] different can it be yeah yeah it's a invisible person
51:36
like I mean I I mean sure I guess the the the plot what happens in the movie
51:40
will be different but I mean it's it's just about it's about an invisible
51:44
person isn't it I mean maybe not there's more the thing you also have actually
51:47
the Invisible Man movie looks looks quite interesting
51:51
because the the the protagonist is not the Invisible Man it's it's somebody
51:56
that the Invisible Man is stalking and uh kind of that's an interesting spin on
52:01
it what we have to remember though is that the reason Universal made the
52:05
Invisible Man in the first place the original film is literally just to show
52:09
off the technology of being able to make it look like something was floating in
52:14
the air you know what I mean like sure somebody invented an optical printer and
52:19
they were like holy [ __ ] we should do a movie about an invisible man like you
52:23
can let it go man like no one's [ __ ] gagging for a new Invisible Man
52:27
movie no I don't think so not after the mummy they're not gagging for any more
52:30
of them any more of those movies but it's a license we've got it
52:35
yep if they do it well they can still make money and look I like Elizabeth
52:40
Banks and maybe the invisible woman will be great um uh I yeah I just I do agree
52:45
that that is quite funny you see uh we teased at the start of the episode uh
52:50
that there'd be some China news uh oh yeah cuz China's China's super angry
52:55
right now China's very angry that Hong Kong people are rioting and they're
53:00
angry that other people seem to be on their side uh I don't think anyone
53:06
really understands the full story but I did read a headline the other day that
53:12
uh the DC Comics has recalled the cover
53:15
of the new uh Batman comic Dark Knight
53:19
Returns Golden Child uh why is that because uh Batman wears all black and so
53:26
to the protesters in Hong Kong and the Chinese won't buy it if uh if there's
53:31
someone in all black on the cover uh but then I actually saw a picture of the
53:35
cover and I realized it's probably less about wearing all black and it's
53:38
probably the fact that Batman is throwing a Molotov cocktail and um the
53:43
slogan is the future is Young so I mean it does seem it does seem a little
53:50
revolutionary and very provocative sure
53:54
yeah so yeah the it's less uh less uh innocuous than than they're making out
54:00
yeah that's right yeah yeah cuz when I when I first heard this it was like just
54:04
CU Batman's wearing black doesn't mean he supports Hong Kong yeah I mean but
54:09
it's he literally looks like a protest to throw on a moltov cocktail yeah yeah
54:13
and I'm pretty sure that's how he was drawn to look you know someone was to
54:18
make him look like a [ __ ] revolutionary yeah yeah it's a yeah it's
54:22
a provocative image I can see why they thought that that's the case even if
54:26
it's not the case I can see why they thought that yeah yeah or even if they
54:30
don't actually think that's the case the fact that they don't want to be
54:34
promoting that kind of image right now like yeah yeah yeah you can kind of
54:40
understand yes well it's a shame but uh yeah The Dark Knight Returns The Golden
54:45
Child The Golden Child is isn't that a
54:48
movie about a Buddhist kid Eddie Murphy Yeah Yeah Eddie Murphy isn't it yeah I
54:54
mean that's also Frank Miller's take on Eddie Murphy Eddie Murphy Batman who's also
55:01
all in black I actually instead of The Golden Child I've typed in the golden
55:05
god into Google and it just comes up with a bunch of clips of Dennis from uh
55:09
always sunny and I have no regrets no your um yeah I think your Google is also
55:15
slightly biased it might be I mostly just Google pictures of Glen hton throughout the day
55:22
so it does make sense just to get just to get you through the day yeah yeah
55:26
just cheeky little uh cheeky little Dennis having a rant on YouTube if I'm
55:31
feeling a bit down at work I watched that clip about him him with the uh when
55:36
they're trying to he wants to get the girls on the boat the uh the implication
55:39
bit you seen that I know if I have it's a good episode Danny you got to keep
55:44
watching yeah I gotta get back in got to get back in I'm not going to do it
55:48
justice but uh Always Sunny folks go over a watch I thought about it we might
55:55
be in the after party I think we might be are we're running bootleg episodes of
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Always Sunny constantly in the Afterparty no sound cuz we got the music
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