Latest / Height Differential / Bengals Trade for Dexter Lawrence, Fitzpatrick Wins & Wemby’s Debut
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- 0:05It's the high differential. That's the 66, Neil.
- 0:09I am the 410. Nick.
- 0:12We got a big trade to talk about.
- 0:14We were going to talk a little bit about the draft.
- 0:16We still can talk a little bit about that.
- 0:18Matt Fitzpatrick gets rid of his lead, then figures out a way to
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- 0:56I guess we got to start with the big news right before the
- 0:59fireworks went off. Thunder over Louisville Saturday
- 1:02night. Phone starts blowing up.
- 1:05Everybody said this was a 0.1% chance of happening and because
- 1:10of the Bengals history I was on board with that 0.1.
- 1:15But the fit is pretty perfect. And on Saturday it happened.
- 1:20The Bengals gave up their 10th pick for Dexter Lawrence.
- 1:26Yeah, I mean, surprising. I mean, you heard whispers of
- 1:30it, like it was just kind of like a dream scenario that, you
- 1:32know, the Bengals would actually do something.
- 1:34And the fact that Dexter Lawrence had made it known that
- 1:37he wanted out of New York, wanted a contract extension 1,
- 1:41gets, you know, a little bit more money and was unhappy with
- 1:44his situation in New York and wanted out.
- 1:45And, you know, what team needs defensive line, especially
- 1:49interior defensive line, help the most in the NFL.
- 1:51Well, it's the Cincinnati Bengals and so, you know, it was
- 1:54the dream scenario. Fans were talking about it.
- 1:56Oh, that'd be awesome if we could get him.
- 1:58But as you said, a .0001% chance because the Bengals don't have a
- 2:02history of making trades, especially especially draft
- 2:07trades. They never trade their draft
- 2:08picks. So it was kind of an
- 2:10afterthought until, you know, you see rat bore tweet something
- 2:15and Schefter tweet something and you got to almost double check
- 2:18yourself to make sure you didn't get got got on Twitter for sure.
- 2:21It's it was real. It was real and it was exciting.
- 2:25Yeah, and look, it isn't just that this the Bengals clearly
- 2:29don't give up draft picks. They're they're like gold.
- 2:32But these trades don't happen hardly ever.
- 2:37It's the first time that somebody has given up a first
- 2:42round pick for a veteran since the Vikings traded Randy Moss to
- 2:46the Raiders, which was 21 years ago.
- 2:52It doesn't happen very often. This is the first time the
- 2:54Bengals will not have a first round pick since 1989, which was
- 2:59the year after the Super Bowl where they were going to pick
- 3:0327th. And I think they traded back to
- 3:05where they would get multiple picks in the second round.
- 3:07So yeah, there had been whispers about this as but with being
- 3:14Bengals fans, we know that this stuff doesn't happen.
- 3:16We even had BJ Hill on constantly on Twitter or X doing
- 3:21the be patient or the emoji or the eyeballs several times.
- 3:26And him and Lawrence or Dexter Lawrence are tight from their
- 3:30days in the giant with with the Giants.
- 3:34But I think it is a perfect fit. And you know, we give Du Tobin a
- 3:42lot of crap as we should. But in his that press
- 3:46conference, what was the main thing that he talked about
- 3:49trying to get somebody who could pressure the quarterback from
- 3:52the interior. And they just they don't make
- 3:56these players. There's not a ton of them that
- 3:59are just around to to get. And when he became available,
- 4:02they did their due diligence. They started talking with the
- 4:05Giants. I, I think also what happened is
- 4:08they had the 10th pick and I think they had seven guys that
- 4:11they were really high on. And I think the more and more
- 4:15they kind of ran through scenarios, they realized that,
- 4:19you know, Caleb Downs might not be there, Monsieur Delane might
- 4:21not be there at 10. And then we're reaching.
- 4:24So instead of having to deal with that scenario, let's go get
- 4:28this shirt thing. And once they kind of started
- 4:32having talks and realized that they could extend it for 28
- 4:35million that third year. Yes.
- 4:37I think this became what was a no brainer.
- 4:40Yeah, I mean. Duke and the entire staff.
- 4:43Yeah, it's an absolute no brainer.
- 4:44I mean, you're not going to get a better player than Dexter
- 4:46Lawrence at at with the 10 pick. You might get some young guy,
- 4:49but with the Bengals draft history in their first round
- 4:51picks and how we've seen time after time.
- 4:54And besides, you know, the Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase slam
- 4:56dunks like time after time, they haven't worked out.
- 4:59I mean, Shamar Stewart's still TBD, but nobody was excited when
- 5:03he got drafted in the first round.
- 5:05You know, Miles Murphy, the verdict's still out on him, but
- 5:07he hasn't exactly been tearing it up at all.
- 5:09And then you even before that, you know, you go with the
- 5:11William Jacksons and the dark Wes Denard and the Billy Prices
- 5:14and like all these first round picks that they sucked.
- 5:17They all sucked. So I have no, I had no trust in
- 5:20Duke Tobin with the 10th pick of getting me somebody that was
- 5:23going to make a difference for the fact that they could trade
- 5:25this 10th pick straight up for Dexter Lawrence and get that
- 5:28extra year, year out of him for 20.
- 5:31Whatever you said, 20 was it 28 million?
- 5:34Like it was absolutely a no brainer.
- 5:37I mean, I still don't like to Tobin, but he finally, finally
- 5:40did something that was noteworthy.
- 5:44And we don't know that he may have tried to pull a trade off
- 5:47like this in the past. Like that's the thing, like dude
- 5:50is not the end all be all. He's still got to get the
- 5:52approval from, you know, upper upper management.
- 5:55And dude, this is a 3. It's now a three-year, $70
- 5:58million deal. This is not that outlandish.
- 6:02But also, I don't want to hear people talking about the Bengals
- 6:05not spending money either, because look at some of the
- 6:07contracts they've got out there. Obviously with Joe, with T, with
- 6:11Jamar, with now with Dexter Lawrence, with Boye Maffei, with
- 6:15Brian Cook, Jonathan Allen, like they're spending money.
- 6:20You know, here's another thing that this does.
- 6:24Like, I, I think it's going to be great for them.
- 6:27Like, I think it's going to help the defense, but but it's beyond
- 6:31all that, it shows that they're at least trying to do something
- 6:37in this Joe Burrow window. And the last two years have not
- 6:42gone the way they wanted. And the majority of that is
- 6:45because of the defense. Yeah, I know Joe got hurt last
- 6:47year, and that played a role. But the defense has.
- 6:50You got to figure out a way to fix it.
- 6:52And we keep talking about if Joe keeps getting frustrated with
- 6:55losing seasons or not seeing him do enough, like this is doing
- 7:00something. So even if they struggle next
- 7:03year, which I don't think they will, but even if they do, like,
- 7:06at least Joe's good look back at the front office about look,
- 7:11they made this move that nobody thought they would move, might,
- 7:13would make. So to me, that is something
- 7:19it's. It's something like you, you're
- 7:20you're putting the pieces to like the pieces of the puzzle
- 7:24are there. It's up to Zach Taylor and Al
- 7:27Golden to put the pieces together and make this thing fit
- 7:29and make this thing work. So yes, you've got the talent
- 7:32there. So props.
- 7:32The front office is, you know, bringing in some guys this this
- 7:35offseason that should be the pieces that that make this this
- 7:38thing work to get us, you know, back to the playoffs and to get
- 7:42us hopefully to the AFC title in the Super Bowl.
- 7:45But they got to coach them. You got to put them in the right
- 7:47positions to make plays. And I, I'm from, I mean, I, it's
- 7:51this is step one, but there's, there's a couple other steps
- 7:53that need to happen. So Al Golden, the balls in your
- 7:55court make this thing work. Well, the the last time they had
- 7:59pretty good guys up front with DJ Reader and Ogunjobi.
- 8:03They did have good teams and their defense was good.
- 8:06Yeah, you also had a Trey Hendrickson rushing from the
- 8:08edge. They did.
- 8:10They did, but they just signed Boye Maffei to try to do that.
- 8:13Miles Murphy is is coming along. You got to hope you get a little
- 8:16something extra out of Shamar Stewart.
- 8:19Like that's the thing too. Like we haven't had any guys
- 8:23that are getting pressure up the middle and that's just going to
- 8:28make it easier for everybody else.
- 8:29Brian Burns for the Giants had 16 1/2 sacks last year.
- 8:33Like I know Dexter Lawrence's only had a half sack and it was
- 8:37a down year considered for him, but Burns had 16 1/2 and a lot
- 8:41of that is credited to the fact that what the numbers on Dexter
- 8:45Lawrence is, he's being doubled 70 to 75% of the time over the
- 8:50last two seasons. Yeah, I mean you, you, you talk
- 8:53about it being a down year in his PFF ranking.
- 8:56Last year for interior defensive lineman, the NFL was ninth, he
- 8:59was still 9th. And the year before that he was
- 9:01second. And then in 22 and 23, he was
- 9:03back-to-back. First, he's not taking off.
- 9:06An elbow injury. Yeah, so this dude is is has
- 9:11been at the top of the league in his position for the last four
- 9:14years. I expect him to do to be the
- 9:17same this year. And like I said, we you can't
- 9:22screw this up. You can't screw this up.
- 9:25No, it's it's. But here's another number.
- 9:28Since 2002 thousand, he's amounted over 1100 double teams.
- 9:38That's over the last five seasons.
- 9:41He's the only player in quadruple digits.
- 9:43You wonder who ranks third during that time frame.
- 9:46Try. It's BJ Hill.
- 9:48No, BJ Hill. And that's not because like BJ
- 9:50Hill is a good player. It's because there's nobody else
- 9:54on that defensive line over the last couple years that anybody's
- 9:57had to worry about. So like they're able to double
- 10:00team him and just know that now you've got BJ Hill there along
- 10:04with Jonathan Allen. Meet some other numbers like the
- 10:07Giants last year without Dexter Lawrence on the field, they were
- 10:1232nd in yards per attempt, 31st in sack rate, 26 in pass success
- 10:18rate, 23 in pressure rate. With him on the field that those
- 10:22numbers changed to 789 and 10. So you're saying he's a
- 10:27difference maker? Yes, and like, have you seen all
- 10:32the numbers that Warren Sharp has been putting out all week on
- 10:36Twitter? Like he put out the pressure's
- 10:41been aligned at nose tackle since 22.
- 10:44Dexter Lawrence is 108, and the next is Vita Vay at 32.
- 10:52And he made a good point, too. Like, you look at the Ravens,
- 10:58Tyler Lindenbaum just left and signed the richest contract and
- 11:02as a center in NFL history and like he has a chance to really
- 11:09be a game changer and, and, and direct opposing offenses.
- 11:13And the Bengals haven't had this piece.
- 11:16I mean, you look what they were able to do with Geno Atkins and
- 11:22how much they've missed having a player like him.
- 11:24Like DJ Reader was a good player, but he wasn't, he wasn't
- 11:28going to sack the QB like Dexter Lawrence can.
- 11:31And I don't know, I'm just I'm still in shock that this
- 11:37happened. Absolutely shocked.
- 11:40Shocked like, like you said when it first came across, because I
- 11:43got a text from my OGA at Morehead State who's a Bengals
- 11:47fan and he's working in Hawaii. And I mean, we still talk
- 11:50Bengals and he's the one that attacks me.
- 11:53And as soon as he texts me, I'm looking to see if Paul Diener's
- 11:56putting anything out there before I fall for this.
- 11:59And I just, I still can't believe it's real.
- 12:02Wait. And you've got another point.
- 12:06You've got Whitworth on McAfee today.
- 12:09Yeah. And he's kind of throwing some
- 12:11shade. I love it.
- 12:14I love how pro bingo Andrew Whitworth has been over the last
- 12:18couple years. Like, look, and a lot of people
- 12:21are saying you could have had Trey and kept your 10th pick,
- 12:26right? And you he would have maybe cost
- 12:28a little more than what you're paying Dexter Lawrence.
- 12:30I was done with that show. I was done with that.
- 12:34Like I'm done with it. Yeah, I'm done with it too.
- 12:37And this is the point that Whitworth made on McAfee.
- 12:42Yeah, he's in a third down situation or where you need to
- 12:46get to the quarterback. There's nobody better in the
- 12:47NFL, but opposing teams can run the football right at Trey
- 12:52Hendrickson. Like he's not that good against
- 12:54the run and that's just a fact. He ranks near the bottom.
- 12:57And now you got a guy that is going to be on the field all
- 13:01three, all three downs and is great against both the run and
- 13:05the pass. And besides that, I was done
- 13:09with as the world Turns with Trey Hendrickson and him crying
- 13:12about his contract every five days.
- 13:14I agree with that as well. I agree.
- 13:19Can you give the Bengals some credit?
- 13:21Yeah, I did. I I said this is step one.
- 13:23This is a big step. It's just step one.
- 13:26It is because I mean, because I, I still know who, who, who our
- 13:29coaching staff is and I don't have trust in them.
- 13:32But it's, it's a wait and see. This is an optimistic step and
- 13:36I'm excited about it, but I am still not sold on Al Golden or
- 13:40Zach Taylor, mostly Al Golden. We'll see like.
- 13:45I I get it, but what did he have to work with last year?
- 13:50I don't know. But you didn't even have Trey
- 13:51for you had Trey for six games. Yeah, but she took a really bad
- 13:54defense and somehow got. Worse, Yeah.
- 13:58Could you replace veteran linebackers with rookies?
- 14:01That was your. That was your change.
- 14:03The veteran linebackers suck, too.
- 14:05The Logan Wilson doesn't have a job right now.
- 14:07This was two years ago when Logan Wilson was, I'm talking
- 14:10about the two year ago Logan Wilson who came back and was
- 14:13your starter again last year. Like there was no way that that
- 14:18defense was going to get better. And it was asinine that the
- 14:21front office threw that together and said, all right, new
- 14:24defensive coordinator, go fix it all.
- 14:27Like that's asinine and that's why you had to do stuff like
- 14:32this or Joe was going to start getting frustrated and Joe was
- 14:36going to ask his way out of there because you can't, you
- 14:39can't do it that way. Does it concern you at all that
- 14:44his numbers dip last year? Do you think that was due to
- 14:47frustration? Was it still due to the elbow?
- 14:50A. Little bit of all of it.
- 14:52I think it was frustration. The elbow like you mentioned the
- 14:54double teams and he's still great at 9th. 9th in the entire
- 14:57NFL is interior defensive lineman.
- 15:00I mean you talk about a down. I would love to have the 9th
- 15:03best interior defensive lineman on my team for the last 20
- 15:05years. No, I'm not concerned.
- 15:10And I think he got what he wanted.
- 15:12He got out of New York, he got got that extra year, got some
- 15:14money. I think he's motivated.
- 15:16I think, I think it'll, I think it'll work.
- 15:19It'll work. I think he's very motivated and
- 15:23I think he's super excited to be there.
- 15:27I mean, he's one of his quotes is I owe it to them to go out
- 15:31there and dominate. Well, let's do it.
- 15:33God I would love nothing more. That's what you like, That's
- 15:36what you want. I mean, he's got ties with not
- 15:39only BJ Hill, he's got tiles with Miles Murphy, he's got
- 15:41tiles with T ties with T Higgins from their Daisy Clemson.
- 15:46He seems genuinely excited when and you talk about Trey.
- 15:51What was the opposite of being excited?
- 15:53Correct. And just his saga, every
- 15:57training camp dealing with that. And then he gets on stage and
- 16:01don't I look good in this uniform?
- 16:02No, it's it's terrible uniform. The Ravens, till we talk about
- 16:06that they have that logo is awful.
- 16:08It's a terrible uniform. It's a the black on white helmet
- 16:11looks just awful. It's it's the might be the worst
- 16:14logo in the NFL with that stupid bird face.
- 16:17Looks like somebody who said it looked like Marv from home
- 16:19alone. Like it's awful.
- 16:22Marv. I've never looked at it that
- 16:24close to see that it looks like Marv.
- 16:27It looks like Marv from Home Alone.
- 16:29I'll send it to you. So men first home, the first
- 16:35home game of the season, they going to introduce defence.
- 16:42Oh, that's a good question. I think you probably do.
- 16:45I mean, because there's a bunch of new guys on the defensive
- 16:47side. I think you probably go defence,
- 16:49especially when you got a guy like Dexter Lawrence, because
- 16:52not much has changed. Not much has changed on the
- 16:54offensive side. We're all excited about that.
- 16:57That's good. That's a good thing.
- 16:59It's. Great, but the fans all know
- 17:00like we we know those guys. So defence, I think give them,
- 17:03give them their due at least for game one, because after game one
- 17:07there's no talent what it'll be like.
- 17:09But yeah, give them, give them their due for game one at home,
- 17:13and let's introduce first. Look, I it can't like obviously
- 17:17their defense is going to be better than what it was last
- 17:20year. I think there's still hoes at
- 17:21linebacker. There's no doubt.
- 17:23I mean, you're you're banking on progression from Demetrius
- 17:27Knight and Barry Carter. You didn't bring in a veteran
- 17:29like you talked. You said you were going to, I
- 17:31guess that's still a possibility where they could bring in a
- 17:33veteran that for not a big deal, but the defence is going to be
- 17:37better, the pass rush is going to be better.
- 17:40And they went out. And I mean, if, if you said this
- 17:44is what they're going to do before they did it, I was like,
- 17:47all right, I'm good with that. And I I think you would have to
- 17:50agree with that. Yeah, I would agree with that.
- 17:53But now I don't know what I'm going to do.
- 17:55I what? Are you going to do on Thursday
- 17:56night? I'm just about to ask you.
- 17:58We're going to say same thing at the exact same time.
- 18:02It's not appointment television anymore, I'll tell you that.
- 18:05The background noise. I mean, we're playing golf on
- 18:11Friday. I might go out and try to get it
- 18:149 in or something after work to get ready for that, the big
- 18:18match on Friday. But I don't know.
- 18:20It's going to be it's going to be interesting.
- 18:23I am going. One of my favorite things about
- 18:26the draft is watching you complain about whoever they
- 18:31pick. It ain't just me, brother.
- 18:34I mean, we went through the we went through the slew of first
- 18:38round picks and we can throw John Ross into that mix as well.
- 18:41We've gone through. The a lot of guys into.
- 18:43That we've gone through the slew of first round picks from the
- 18:45Cincinnati Bengals that have been absolute dog crap.
- 18:50A lot of them have sucked, except for your slam dunk of Joe
- 18:53Burrow and Jamar Chase. Because you couldn't mess those
- 18:56up. You couldn't.
- 18:57Marius Mems has been pretty good.
- 19:00So far, yeah. He's been pretty good.
- 19:03Sure, like. There's been a lot more misses
- 19:06than hits. There is look and what set them
- 19:11up for that Super Bowl run is they drafted well.
- 19:13So and then they and then they added a bunch of veterans and
- 19:17free agency to complement it. So I don't know the DJ Turner
- 19:22like Miles Murphy, those guys really had a turn around year.
- 19:26Those two guys they drafted. Hope they take another step.
- 19:29But. I don't know.
- 19:31It's it's going to be interesting, just I don't really
- 19:34care about Thursday night now at all.
- 19:36No, and we'll be at the Reds game on Friday during the 2nd
- 19:39and 3rd rounds, so we won't even really get to watch, you know
- 19:42what we need and in round two, which hopefully is a linebacker.
- 19:47There are several mocks that have potentially Joey Rodriguez
- 19:52going to him in the second round the the Texas Tech linebacker,
- 19:56which I would be all for that. I mean, there's several
- 20:01possessions. They still the positions they
- 20:03still need to, you know, take care of in the draft.
- 20:07They they still need a slot corner.
- 20:08They still need a swing tackle in case because they don't you
- 20:11don't want Cody Ford being your swing tackle in case one of your
- 20:13tackles goes down. So you still need some depth
- 20:15there. But the the importance of the
- 20:19draft has definitely diminished with with the big trade that
- 20:24went down on Saturday night. Yeah, I would love Jacob
- 20:27Rodriguez to be a Cincinnati Bengal.
- 20:29Would absolutely love it if it's exactly what we would need.
- 20:34If he's there, yeah. Look, I don't know the all the
- 20:38prospects deep enough to go in really deeper than that.
- 20:41I've listened to podcasts, but I'd just be still in what other
- 20:44people say. But yeah, give me Joey Rodriguez
- 20:49in the second round. Jacob, my guy.
- 20:50Jacob. Jacob, if I said it twice.
- 20:53You said it twice. I said, well why don't you
- 20:55correct me the first time, dude? I just let you roll with it.
- 20:57My dog, I just let you roll with it.
- 20:59Well, I'm glad I said it twice so you could correct me, but
- 21:04like, I was excited about the potential of Caleb Downs being a
- 21:07Bengal. Yeah, we do need some safety
- 21:11help, but. But the the more.
- 21:13You can, but you said if he's not there then you're just
- 21:17throwing it poop at the wall and hoping that it sticks.
- 21:21Poop at the wall and let me tell you.
- 21:24It doesn't stick a. Lot very good at throwing poop
- 21:26at the wall especially it ain't sticky.
- 21:29But I just got your text this alt.
- 21:32It's the alternate logo. Yeah, that's the one that's on
- 21:35the black helmet. It looks awful.
- 21:36It is him, yeah. It's it's 100%.
- 21:41Marv from Home Alone when he gets electrocuted.
- 21:44It's 100% MARV. It's the logo that's on those
- 21:49stupid black on black helmets where you can't even actually
- 21:52see the logo. Like the Ravens are stupid.
- 21:55It's an absolute stupid franchise with stupid logos and
- 21:58dumb colors. Well, and they also back out of
- 22:01trades when they realize they can get to somebody else without
- 22:03having to give up compensation. Yeah, they cheat a bunch of
- 22:06bombs. Bombs.
- 22:08I I can't wait for that game at paid core.
- 22:15Let's kick their ass. I guess we can talk a little
- 22:22about the RBC Heritage. Yeah, that was too new.
- 22:25Over the weekend. Matt.
- 22:26Fitzpatrick LED pretty much the whole way on Friday on the par
- 22:31three, hit a tree on the left side of Banks all the way to the
- 22:33right side. Almost goes in the water.
- 22:35He gets relief because it's next to a sprinkler head, drops it on
- 22:39the the putting surface and gets birdie.
- 22:44Imagine that. The same day Ricky Fowler hole
- 22:48in one right at the hole, perfect speed banks off the pin
- 22:53and he gets Ham and Fitzy get the same score.
- 22:56So you know how you know how that week's going to?
- 22:58Go Yeah, You're poor guy, Rick. But he's still finished 8th, so
- 23:03time for 8th. So got it.
- 23:04Got him some FedEx points, but Fitzy looked like he might be
- 23:08choking a little bit on Saturday afternoon and then really
- 23:10recovered and went and. He, he wasn't like choking.
- 23:14He he was just. Talking about Saturday, he he
- 23:16was just too early Saturday. Yeah, Yeah.
- 23:18But then he recovered, Yeah. And was up pretty much the whole
- 23:22way on Sunday. And then Scotty finally got a
- 23:24couple birdies late and he didn't bogey, have a bogey at
- 23:28all on Sunday. No, until the last.
- 23:31Yeah, no, it was like what? First bogey in 20, I think it
- 23:34was 23 holes or something like that for Fitz, maybe more, but
- 23:37it's 20 something holes. But like, he was just steady on
- 23:41Sunday. Wasn't great, wasn't terrible,
- 23:43just got his pars, got his pars, got his pars and.
- 23:46Well, when you got a lead like that, you can do that.
- 23:47Yeah. And then decides to just flub
- 23:51his chip there on 18 and didn't roll out.
- 23:56I thought once that Scotty was coming, he was bird in.
- 23:59I thought once it went to to extra that extra hole, I thought
- 24:03it was lights out. I thought Scotty was definitely
- 24:05going to win it. And then Fitzy just absolutely,
- 24:08that second shot, I think it was a four iron maybe that stuck it
- 24:12to what, 12 feet was absolutely beautiful.
- 24:15And Scotty just pooped his pants and that was all she wrote.
- 24:19Well, the wind was right in their face.
- 24:22Yeah, yeah. But he played it perfect.
- 24:24He played the wind. He played it.
- 24:25Perfect. He didn't the first time.
- 24:27Not the first time, but in the On the Sun death hole.
- 24:30And Gary Woodland earlier in the day hit like a 211 yard laser
- 24:36that went in the hole. But there were hardly any
- 24:38birdies on 18, especially late in the day because.
- 24:42The win was tough, yeah, it was all the way on the left there
- 24:44and but you're. Right.
- 24:47Like going into that playoff once, if Scotty catches you,
- 24:51you're thinking. Usually you ain't coming out
- 24:53with a win. You're not and but on the T box
- 24:58on the playoff he goes up to Scotty and introduces himself.
- 25:04Matt Fitzpatrick and say hi with each other.
- 25:09They played all 18 together. They played with each other all
- 25:11day Thursday and Friday. They played Thursday and Friday
- 25:17and then they play all day Sunday and they go to the
- 25:19playoff. You've got to feel like you had
- 25:21a four stroke lead, three stroke lead late and you're going to
- 25:25playoff against number one in the world and you walk up to him
- 25:28smiling and introduce yourself. Was that a little mind game from
- 25:31Fitzy? I just think it was showing that
- 25:35he was there, like, yeah, yeah. And.
- 25:38But it's like Fitz, Fitz learned his lesson from from the first
- 25:41time they played that hole with the wind and all that.
- 25:43Scotty did the exact same thing on the regulation 18.
- 25:47It it was even worse. But he did him in the same spots
- 25:49and then he was even worse on it.
- 25:51Yeah, it was even worse, but he didn't learn his lesson.
- 25:53Fitz did. He played the wind, he played
- 25:56the longer club and he drilled it, hit it perfectly.
- 26:01Yeah, I I think he actually may have pulled it a little more
- 26:05than he wanted to, but like, it came out perfectly and it
- 26:10looked. Perfect right pushed him right
- 26:12to the hole. And then he had that 13 footer
- 26:17and. Drained it.
- 26:18Like if you don't make it, they're going to another hole
- 26:20because Scotty's chip, like he's going to make that par putt.
- 26:24I would, I would think more like more often than not, he's going
- 26:27to make it. So you feel like you've got to
- 26:28make that and this was your chance.
- 26:30So you just made the shot to win the tournament and he sunk that
- 26:3513 footage the second time he's won at Harbour Town.
- 26:41He wanted a playoff against Jordan Spieth in 2023.
- 26:45Dude, the whole crowd is chanting USA against him and
- 26:52like he's been at that course since he was six years old.
- 26:55Like his family would go on vacation every year to that
- 26:58course. It's like his from England.
- 27:01Like he's been at that course more than any other course in
- 27:04the States. And he's where he's gets the
- 27:07heart. He has the the lighthouse as his
- 27:11driver. Head cover like this is his
- 27:15course. That's his course.
- 27:16That's his course. And he makes the putt and did
- 27:19you see him point to the air a little bit?
- 27:22I'd not see that now. Went into the air to then the
- 27:24crowd was silent. I like it gets to wear the
- 27:28Scotch tape Scotchgard jacket for his trophy.
- 27:33Yeah, but second time he's won this year.
- 27:35Dude was struggling last year and now what did he see?
- 27:40I think he started in FedEx Cup in the top ten in the in the
- 27:44world rankings. Good on Fitzy.
- 27:48I mean, you win, you go to playoff against #1 when he's
- 27:52coming from behind, I'd more likely not you're I don't feel
- 27:55like you're going to win so. Good for fits.
- 28:00What's your thoughts on Liv? See you later, don't let the
- 28:06door hit you on the butt on the way out.
- 28:09Scott O'Neill would disagree with you, their CEO, but I don't
- 28:12know where he's going to find the money.
- 28:13I. Mean we we all knew the PGA Tour
- 28:19wasn't going anywhere. It was still going to be the
- 28:21premier tour in the world. Liv tried to to bring it down,
- 28:25or at least try to become their equal and it it never was that
- 28:28it never was that. It was hard to find on TV.
- 28:30For the longest time it was on the CWI think finally they got a
- 28:33Fox contract people. Try that hard though.
- 28:35You know, but like, people don't care.
- 28:36Nobody cared. Nobody cared.
- 28:38It was a gimmicky golf. Nobody bought into it and it
- 28:43didn't work. It didn't work.
- 28:45It's over. See you later.
- 28:48Now it's going to be hard. So like guys like ROM and
- 28:51Duchambeau and all the rest of those guys that want to, where
- 28:54are they going to play? They're not going to get the
- 28:57sweet. They're not going to get the
- 28:58sweetheart deal that Brooks Kepty got.
- 29:00No, that deal's over. That deal's over, Brooks Kepins,
- 29:03the smartest guy in golf. Yesterday's deal is not on the
- 29:05on the table, so I. Mean, they say.
- 29:09Patrick Reed at least is trying to fight his way back on his
- 29:11own. So I guess these guys, they're
- 29:12going to have to do the same, same route, yeah.
- 29:14They would have to go the same route, but I just once you lose
- 29:19that funding, which they had unlimited funding, obviously
- 29:22with the salaries they were paying, and once you lose that,
- 29:27I don't know how it's sustainable.
- 29:29Bryson, just like Bryson, just withdrew from Mexico for the
- 29:34second straight year. Why?
- 29:36Why? He claims his cousins arrest,
- 29:38but he's complained about the course conditions at that place
- 29:41both times. So he's frustrated with with
- 29:44Liv. You've I mean, you lose Bryson.
- 29:49That's it's it's I mean it's way over.
- 29:53Like that's really the only thing you got going for you.
- 29:56They're they're saying some players haven't been paid, some
- 29:59vendors haven't been paid. So I don't care what Scott
- 30:03O'Neill says. Like I don't know how you
- 30:06continue this next year when you had unlimited funds just
- 30:10supporting you. But I will say one thing, I know
- 30:14the PGA guys were a lot were kind of upset about some of the
- 30:17guys that left. But you look at these winning
- 30:21pools for the PGA Tour right now, they're a lot more than
- 30:26what they were before Liv, and Liv is a big reason for that.
- 30:33I would like, I mean, I know the PGA feels slighted in in in
- 30:38stabbed in the back by these guys that left, but having guys
- 30:42like Bryson on tour and Jon ROM on tour, it makes the PGA Tour
- 30:45better. I want them to realize that and
- 30:48at least guys that have that have won previous Masters or
- 30:51previous majors, let them back in.
- 30:54They've already tried that. They said, no, they already had
- 30:57a chance. They had a lot of they had that
- 30:59chance that was not given to them.
- 31:01Like exactly what you said was offered.
- 31:04When was that? And they all said, Nah, we're
- 31:06good. When was that?
- 31:08Like whenever Kepka came over. That's to let him back in, but
- 31:11that was before they didn't have anywhere else to go.
- 31:14That's their fault. I know it's their fault.
- 31:18I'd I I would give a a select few the kept good deal.
- 31:23They already did that A. Select tool now and I guarantee
- 31:26you they'll all take it. They're all going to take it
- 31:29now, though. They would all take it.
- 31:32They didn't. The PGA Tour would be better
- 31:34with Bryson Dechambeau and Jon ROM on tour.
- 31:39Which is why the PGA Tour offered them what they offered.
- 31:43But just now they, but now they don't have anywhere else to go.
- 31:45So they're going to take it. They're going to take it.
- 31:48You can get these guys now. That offer is off the table.
- 31:53They and it should be. I just want Bryson on tour.
- 31:57Well, then I don't know what to tell you.
- 31:59Like he's going to have to go figure out a way the way.
- 32:02Same way Patrick Reed's figuring it out because.
- 32:06Patrick Reed though, well, people don't.
- 32:09I agree with that. People used to hate Bryce and
- 32:11they don't hate him anymore. They actually kind of like him.
- 32:13I'm not a selection. Guy, he's likable now.
- 32:16Is he? Yeah, I think so.
- 32:20It's like you're you're acting like this wasn't offered.
- 32:24This but no offered now because they they didn't they they would
- 32:27take it now though. It's amazing how that works,
- 32:31isn't it? Yeah, I throw them a life raft
- 32:36only for like two or three guys. The rest of them can go drown.
- 32:40The rest of them, this is once again, it's already happened.
- 32:44I don't know how many times are we going to say this?
- 32:46John ROM has now. Offer it now, now, now.
- 32:49You're not listening. Offer to them now.
- 32:51Right now. They're not going to do that.
- 32:52They have the leverage. They have no leverage.
- 32:57The. Quicker you get them back on
- 32:59tour, the better. I just think the quicker you get
- 33:01the guys like Bryson and John Ron back on tour, the better.
- 33:04So what's your punishment for them?
- 33:06I don't know, make them play in that stupid.
- 33:08Make them play in the TGL every week but nobody watches anymore.
- 33:12Well. It's because it's out of season.
- 33:15Well, I know now it's out of season, but.
- 33:16It's your one punishment you have to play in the TGL.
- 33:20How many TGL matches did you watch this year?
- 33:23Some. Some, yeah, a lot less than last
- 33:26year, yes. No, probably the same.
- 33:28Wow, probably the same, yeah. I think it's lost.
- 33:31Its life is it's. When it's up against college
- 33:34hoops, no, but when it's stand alone and no college hoops, yes.
- 33:39That's basically the way it worked all.
- 33:41Right, So what do you what? What should their punishment be?
- 33:45They've already had an option, the.
- 33:47Commissioner, All right. Nicholas Evans, commissioner of
- 33:50the PGA, offered Jon ROM and Bryson Dechambeau a deal.
- 33:54What would you offer it? Do you care about Cam Smith is.
- 33:59Sure, Cam can come too. Because he's another major
- 34:02winner, he he had the option. Fine Cam can come too.
- 34:05No, I, I, I've make him go play the DP World Tour for at least a
- 34:09year. No, let's see, that's dumb.
- 34:12That's dumb. They've had their chance.
- 34:14They're superstars. Get them back on tour.
- 34:17Get your superstars back on tour.
- 34:19So you think the PGA Tour is really suffering that much
- 34:22without them on there? No, they're doing just.
- 34:24Fine, they not being successful. No, they're doing just fine.
- 34:27They're doing just exactly. So then punish them and make
- 34:30them go play overseas for a year and that's your path.
- 34:35Not. And if you finish so high in the
- 34:37DP World Tour rankings, then we'll talk about.
- 34:39The PGA Tour is fine without them, but it's even better with
- 34:42them on there. Get your back, get the best
- 34:44players in the world on your tour.
- 34:46That should be the goal and these guys are these three are
- 34:49the best in the. World you also see them playing
- 34:51majors. When was the last time Jon ROMs
- 34:53being competitive in a major, man?
- 34:57Yeah, because it's been a little bit.
- 34:59Well, because he's playing 54 holes a week, he's not even used
- 35:01to playing a 72. That's his fault once again, get
- 35:04him back on tour, let him play some real golf.
- 35:06Let him get back up to speed and.
- 35:08Let him just let him do whatever they want.
- 35:10Let him just allow them. There's three of them.
- 35:12Come on guys, there's. Three of them, No, three of
- 35:14them, Three of them, Three of them, 3123.
- 35:19We name the three of them. They're three of the best in the
- 35:21world. Get them back on score.
- 35:24A thing since he went to live, not a thing who can't has not
- 35:28done a thing. Since he couldn't let me tell
- 35:30you because I don't watch live. It's stupid.
- 35:32But I'm saying he hasn't competed in the majors either.
- 35:35Because he's not used to playing real golf, playing putt putt.
- 35:38He's not there playing butt butt out there.
- 35:40Not real golf. There's 72 holes now, so Liv
- 35:42don't even make sense. Now they're it's still, it's
- 35:45still with Drew. Here's The funny thing.
- 35:47Bryson withdrew after 54 so that I I'm not playing that extra 18.
- 35:52Get them back on a real tour with real competition.
- 35:56Don't get back up to speed. You're just going to allow them
- 35:59back with no repercussions like. Even there should be
- 36:01repercussions, but whatever that is, it needs to at least consist
- 36:05of them being on tour almost immediately.
- 36:08Is Multi $1,000,000 fine to a charity of the PGA or their
- 36:12choice or the PGA's choice? Yeah, that's you.
- 36:16That's a good start. OK, let's let's do that.
- 36:18I'm. Still, I'm making them play here
- 36:21at DP. Like build some golf courses in
- 36:25for some, like underprivileged kids or something.
- 36:27That's fine, but get back on tour.
- 36:29Tour's better with them on it. Even though tour's fine.
- 36:33The tour's fine as it is, but it's better with them on it.
- 36:36Yeah, they also had a chance when Brooks did it, so.
- 36:42But now they don't have a home. They're homeless.
- 36:45Maybe they should have seen the writing on the wall.
- 36:46I mean, there was one guy that made the decision.
- 36:51People make mistakes, Nicholas, People make mistakes.
- 36:54And Brooks was sitting there at Harbour Town on Thursday waiting
- 36:59for somebody to drop out because he was the first alternate to
- 37:01get in the field and he did not get in.
- 37:05And you know, the PGA guys are just sitting there just pointing
- 37:10and laughing. Oh, it's not funny it Brooks.
- 37:13Brooks should be playing. Brooks should be playing every
- 37:15week. But he didn't qualify like he
- 37:17almost, he almost got in not because of the because he has
- 37:20played well enough to almost qualify.
- 37:22That's why he was the first alternate.
- 37:25He needs to be playing every week.
- 37:26The tour's better. But he's not in the signature
- 37:28events and I think that's there should be punishment.
- 37:32Don't put your signature players in your signature events.
- 37:35Makes sense? Put them in.
- 37:37Do you know how you get into signature event?
- 37:39You qualify. You qualify via FedEx points.
- 37:42What was his FedEx points last year?
- 37:440. There you go, and.
- 37:51People make mistakes, Nick. They did what they also made.
- 37:54It's not like they didn't make millions and millions.
- 37:58OK. As we just said, cut into those
- 38:00millions builds like, you know, donate to some charities, build
- 38:04some like youth golf courses around the country and let them
- 38:07play. We'll live play next year.
- 38:11I, I, I I agree. I don't.
- 38:13I got a punishment they can do. Make those three guys play 72
- 38:18holes with Joe Ziegler when Joe's on the sauce with Joe a
- 38:24drinking bourbon 72. Four straight rounds of golf
- 38:27with Joe Ziegler while he's on bourbon should be the
- 38:30punishment. And then it should not be.
- 38:33And it should not be great weather.
- 38:34It's been cold, cold, cold and damp.
- 38:38It should be. Cold 4 rounds of golf with Joe
- 38:40while Joe's on the sauce. And still $1,000,000 to the
- 38:45charity. Of yeah, and Still and the money
- 38:47of the charity. Yeah, we can't forget about the
- 38:49case. We're getting, we're getting
- 38:50closer. Dean Blandino's getting closer.
- 38:59Stupid. They changed the rule.
- 39:00He listened to the pod. He didn't listen to the pod.
- 39:03I think he listened to the pod. I called him out for being a
- 39:05dumbass. Well, it was a stupid rule.
- 39:09It was a stupid, he's stupid, a stupid rule that he created.
- 39:12A week after the Louisville Kings lose on a penalty.
- 39:16On a penalty, yeah. Like what was it like four or
- 39:19five days later to three or three days after our pod?
- 39:22I was like, game on. The side and say that, yeah.
- 39:24After the pod, Yeah. Yeah.
- 39:26They say a game cannot end on a penalty.
- 39:28What a concept, What a concept. And then what do you know?
- 39:34Kings go to the Louisville. Kings do in their next game.
- 39:37Go back to overtime. Go back to OT and they win as
- 39:42they convert 2 out of three or one out of three.
- 39:45We've seen the Kings play two playoff overtime games in a row.
- 39:50There were was there 5 possessions when they lost on
- 39:54the penalty it was on. Each side it was one extra. 4
- 39:57possessions on each side, 8 total and then and then last.
- 40:01On the last game, we saw three possessions on each side.
- 40:04Total, so we're we're looking at 14 possessions. 1414.
- 40:09Plays from the five. And we've seen from the five and
- 40:12we've seen 11 touchdown and speaks to the the level of play
- 40:18maybe a little bit. Yeah, the game game on Thursday
- 40:22was little less clean than it was last week.
- 40:25It was kind of kind of ugly. It was ugly, but you got to give
- 40:34credit to the kickers, man. The kickers are balling out in
- 40:38this league, man. Taylor Brown dudes just banging
- 40:4250 yarders like it's nothing. Yeah.
- 40:44Had five kicks on. What was it?
- 40:47That was Thursday night. Yeah, also in that game, I don't
- 40:51know who the Stallion's kicker is, but apparently he's a beast
- 40:53too. Yeah, they both.
- 40:55Did you not think the game winner was good?
- 40:57I did 100%. Even on replay it was inside the
- 41:00upright, was it not? 100% thought it was good.
- 41:03I mean, Kevin Sumlin. Kevin Sumlin wanted to kill
- 41:05somebody. Well, he didn't get any calls
- 41:08the whole night. No, they got screwed.
- 41:10They absolutely got. They had a pick where they
- 41:12brought it back to the 30 where they got called for pass
- 41:14interference which the ball was so overthrown like.
- 41:19Like who do we play, Houston? The Gamblers.
- 41:23The Gamblers Dallas. Is that Houston?
- 41:25Houston. Houston but no doubt that kick
- 41:29and like it was above the upright and inside it.
- 41:33Yeah, there's a replay that shows it, Yes.
- 41:38I'm glad Dean was asleep during that one.
- 41:40Yes. And then the touchdown, the
- 41:43touchdown for the the Kings that might not have been a touchdown.
- 41:47Where they were first to go from the one, Yeah.
- 41:51And they barely got in. I don't.
- 41:54Yeah, I don't think he got in. I don't know.
- 41:57It's I'm like, I've watched because I've worked the games.
- 42:00It's kind of got me into it a little bit.
- 42:02The football's not the prettiest.
- 42:04I thought it got better the week before when they lost in
- 42:07overtime. They actually moved the ball a
- 42:08little bit it kind. Of went back, that was a good
- 42:10game. Both.
- 42:11Both sides. Both sides.
- 42:12The storm. And but then you're there, what,
- 42:15four games into the season? They're one and three and they
- 42:19released Benny Snell and then they trade, they trade bean to
- 42:24the to DC. Jason Bean is gone.
- 42:29Gone like. I just like, to me, I don't
- 42:32understand it because don't you want to build consistently with
- 42:35your fan base and the fact that the lot of Kings fans were going
- 42:39to games? I think because Benny Snow was
- 42:41on the team, being a Kentucky player, and I know his numbers
- 42:44haven't been great. But his offensive line hadn't
- 42:47been good either. But you're just going to adios
- 42:50the dude. After four games, Wendy's one of
- 42:53your biggest draws. Yeah.
- 42:55I mean, we're not the only ones. Birmingham Stallions, it was, I
- 42:58think it was yesterday, traded their starting quarterback Matt
- 43:00Corral. Never thought we would get this
- 43:03deep into the UFL. They traded their starting
- 43:05quarterback, former Ole Miss quarterback Matt Corral.
- 43:08Forgot what team they traded him to but they got Dorian Thompson.
- 43:11Robinson or whatever The third. The guy The dude?
- 43:15No, the dude that played for the Browns.
- 43:17Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What's something Thompson,
- 43:20Robinson or whatever his name is?
- 43:22They switched, They flip-flopped quarterbacks, the Stallions and
- 43:25whoever they traded Corral to. There's a lot of trades going
- 43:29on, starting quarterbacks being tossed around like they're like
- 43:32they're nothing. Like in Beans quarterback, like
- 43:34his completion percentage was under 50%, but like he's played
- 43:38almost every snap and then all of a sudden you're like, all
- 43:41right, we're shipping you out. We're we're four games into a 10
- 43:47game season which we're trading our quarterback.
- 43:51He played well last week, he played well last week and
- 43:54stucked on Thursday but well Kings got their first win in
- 44:00franchise history, good for Chris Rodman.
- 44:04How much in the NBA playoffs have you been watching?
- 44:07I've got it on right now but this is the first of it.
- 44:11Just not interested in this year.
- 44:13At all still. Yeah, it'll come.
- 44:16I'm sure it'll come. But I got the Nixon Hawks on
- 44:19right now. I.
- 44:20Mean Wendy and his playoff debut.
- 44:21Oh. I did like, I did watch a little
- 44:23bit of that, yeah. Dude had 21 points at half,
- 44:28finished with what 3535 had five threes.
- 44:34I will say this, that arena, the way they did their color out in
- 44:38those old school uniforms. Fiesta colors.
- 44:41Was pretty cool. Yeah, the throwbacks.
- 44:43Loved those. Loved those.
- 44:45And you know, when teams have good marketing departments, you
- 44:51can tell. And this was a well executed
- 44:55marketing yeah plan. It sure was.
- 44:59Before the game, I mean, obviously they had shirts on
- 45:01every chair in the lower bowl. Maybe they all ran, I don't
- 45:05know. Did you see them calling out the
- 45:06fans that didn't have one? That's what I'm talking.
- 45:09About. Oh yeah.
- 45:10Sorry. So they're going, they go
- 45:12section by section and they have a graphic that says, like, put
- 45:15on your shirt. Then they have a graphic that
- 45:17says thank you for putting on your shirt.
- 45:19And for the people that didn't have their shirt on, they'd
- 45:21point on. So they put it on and then they
- 45:23change the graphic. Like, that's good marketing.
- 45:25Yeah. It's a genius.
- 45:27So good, so good. It's good marketing.
- 45:30Yeah. But now that that looked
- 45:33awesome, Tim, Tim Duncan and David Robinson were both in the
- 45:37crowd. Some dunks look like an old
- 45:38Rastafarian. He's been looking like that for
- 45:41the last couple. Of years.
- 45:43He just looked like an old Rastafarian man just rolled off
- 45:46the beach in Jamaica. Yeah, well, he is from the the
- 45:51Virgin Islands. Yes.
- 45:52But yeah, I, I watched the Warriors just because want to
- 45:57watch Steph and they had a chance to get, I mean, there
- 45:59were eight games under 500 and had a chance to get in the
- 46:01playoffs through the the playing games.
- 46:05And they're getting killed by the Suns in the in the second
- 46:07game. But is that going to be the last
- 46:10we see of Steve Kerr, Draymond and Steph?
- 46:15Essentially. Sure look like it in that post
- 46:17game. I mean I heard the rumblings of
- 46:19maybe Steve Kerr retiring, but Drake Draymond is just a clown.
- 46:24Man. I I I hate watching Draymond
- 46:27love Steph. Like Steve Kerr can't stay in
- 46:31Draymond. He does what they need him to
- 46:34do. He's like he's always the modern
- 46:36age. Dennis Rodman.
- 46:38Which he was pretty successful. Both of those guys have been
- 46:42pretty successful. He's annoying.
- 46:44If they're on your team, you love them.
- 46:45If they're not on your team, you hate them.
- 46:47That's true. But it'll be interesting to see,
- 46:51I mean talk. I mean, what a good spot to to
- 46:55find yourself in become the head coach after Mark Jackson gets
- 46:58fired and you get to be the head coach of Steph Curry over the
- 47:01next, what, 12? With Klay, With Klay Thompson,
- 47:05yeah. Win 4 won four natties or four
- 47:08titles and. Get Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson
- 47:12and Draymond with Steph. Yeah, it's a dream team.
- 47:15I don't. Know it could be Endeavor.
- 47:16It kind of looked like it as they were getting together post
- 47:20game I mean he said he's not going to walk away from Steph.
- 47:24Draymond didn't know if he's going to be back there either.
- 47:26So dude, Riley, Riley Leonard of the Colts was talking about
- 47:35what? He's on like a four year, $4
- 47:36million deal. And he's like, yeah, I was
- 47:37waking making way more money in college.
- 47:41So what's his deal? Four year, 4 mil a year, 4 mil a
- 47:44year. No 4 year, 4 million.
- 47:46He's 1.1, so 4.4. Yeah, and he was making more
- 47:52college. I know and we keep.
- 47:54It's not even close, is it? You're also the third Stringer
- 47:56on the Colts. But let's just but just think
- 47:59about that, like how wild that we all know it.
- 48:01Like like players are getting upwards to what, 4 or
- 48:05$5,000,000? Maybe somebody more than that.
- 48:08Yeah. Yeah, I don't.
- 48:09There you go. Sleep.
- 48:10I might. Those big, big old yarn.
- 48:12Been up since 5:30. Tell me about this this Tinder
- 48:19dude, and it's in a little standoff.
- 48:24Yeah, I'll probably see. What city Do you remember what
- 48:26city that was in that I sent you?
- 48:28I don't. Riverside.
- 48:30I'm guessing it's Riverside, CA Yeah.
- 48:32So Riverside, CA. The incident happened.
- 48:36It looked like there was a stolen car or something that the
- 48:40the cops finally caught up to after a high speed chase that
- 48:44then turned into an arm standoff.
- 48:47So arm standoff hours long, armed standoff, basically
- 48:54suspect barricades himself inside his vehicle which was
- 48:56surrounded by multiple patrol vehicles and two SWAT team
- 48:59Bearcats. CBS affiliate was flying their
- 49:03helicopter overhead. Zoomed in on the standoff and
- 49:08one of the cops behind his vehicle who was involved in the
- 49:12standoff. Got a little bored after a
- 49:13couple hours and decided to get his cell phone out and was
- 49:16scrolling some Tinder. Scrolling some Tinder deer in
- 49:21the arm situation. So he's actually like, taking
- 49:24cover. Yeah, there is a there's a
- 49:27picture of him taking cover behind his vehicle with his
- 49:29phone out. Yes.
- 49:30So two things. Uh huh.
- 49:32He's in full full gear. Got the helmet on, got the vest
- 49:35on the phone. First off, like I I know that
- 49:41it's ATV news station, so they've got pretty good cameras.
- 49:44Right. Yeah, the overhead shot, yeah.
- 49:46Dude, they can tell what you're looking at on your phone.
- 49:49It was that good. Yeah, they were resumed in.
- 49:51That phone that high? Yeah, yeah.
- 49:53Is that kind of scary? A little bit, kinda, kinda like
- 49:57you're going to be putting your phone down whenever you see a
- 49:59helicopter above you. Might, might have to.
- 50:04Also oh dude gets a date? That's what I'm saying.
- 50:09Like, I mean, you've been there for hours.
- 50:11You're like, all right, this is dumb.
- 50:13Like I'm bored. This dude ain't getting out of
- 50:15his car. We'll see.
- 50:17Let's see if I can get into some some stuff.
- 50:18Let's see if there's any some girls that don't want to go out
- 50:21tonight for dinner. You just start swiping left and
- 50:23right. I will say like, like we all
- 50:26scroll the all the different, you scroll the videos on
- 50:30Instagram, on TikTok, all that. I mean, it's the same than
- 50:34monotonous thing, like you're just seeing what chicks are on
- 50:37Tinder. Like I do it.
- 50:38I'm not like just seeing who's on there.
- 50:41Just you're casting the wide net, you're throwing the fishing
- 50:44pole out there and just see if you can hook something.
- 50:47So I just I'm, I hope it. Works out for the guy like this.
- 50:52Think about this. Think about.
- 50:53Like, is he in trouble for this? He's not.
- 50:55In trouble for it? Yeah, he's in trouble.
- 50:57His boss came in, they had a press conference about it, and
- 51:00he was. Yeah, he's in trouble because
- 51:02he's he's on the job and it's sustained.
- 51:04He gets an arm standoff and you know, you might should be
- 51:07probably paying attention. But, you know, after a couple
- 51:09hours, she's like, you know. And also it's taking ATV camera
- 51:14from 1,000,000 feet in the air looking straight down like.
- 51:18Here's really what I hope happens though, is oh dude,
- 51:21whoever he was scrolling on matches with the chit.
- 51:24They go on a date, they hit it off, they end up, you know,
- 51:29getting married and and maybe having some kids because you
- 51:32imagine you saw the show How I Met your mother.
- 51:35This this will be a hell of a How I Met Your Mother story.
- 51:38I'm. Not going to watch ten seasons
- 51:39to figure out how that happened. It's a great show, by the way.
- 51:44It was a great show, but it was it annoyed the hell out of you
- 51:46the way it kept changing what was going on there at the end.
- 51:50Yeah, but what a story of How I Met you.
- 51:53I Met Your Mother in an armed standoff while I was involved in
- 51:57it just swiping on Tinder. It should help him get dates
- 52:01too. Well, yeah.
- 52:03Because it brings some publicity to you.
- 52:06Oh, you're the guy. You're the guy.
- 52:08Hope he wasn't married. I think we would have known that
- 52:12by now. I think you're.
- 52:13I don't know for sure. I feel like that would.
- 52:14Have been yeah, that was that was not part of the story.
- 52:16So I think we're in the clear there.
- 52:18I mean, maybe that's what I need to do, somebody be in some kind
- 52:22of issue and be on Tinder and get caught and then maybe it'll
- 52:25help me get more play there. You go go hijack a car out there
- 52:28in the South end and and start driving around like a maniac.
- 52:33Chase look at cops face you for a while and as they're arresting
- 52:36you, just have your phone on Tinder, OK?
- 52:39Well, maybe we'll try it. Dude, you would look like a like
- 52:41you would look like a bad ass. I think chicks would dig that.
- 52:44That might like something that would help you look like
- 52:46something with my hands behind my back getting in a patrol car.
- 52:50Like you would make national news.
- 52:52Yeah, girls would dig. As you should for being an
- 52:55absolute moron. Yeah, but I think chicks would
- 52:57dig that. You you do at least find some.
- 52:59They might be crazy, but you do at least find some and.
- 53:03Then and now, I'm a fake bad ass who's not really a bad ass.
- 53:06I'm just doing this to to gain attention.
- 53:08I'm like the George Costanza in the one episode where the chick
- 53:11thinks he's a bad guy and he's wearing his high school sport,
- 53:15like his high school jacket, varsity jacket.
- 53:18Yeah. I don't know if that's it.
- 53:20Will I don't it might be better than my other place.
- 53:23We'll see. I mean, your plays ain't working
- 53:27right now so we might be feeling audible.
- 53:30If you hear squeaking tires around campus tomorrow, I think
- 53:35that's what's going on. Parachuter dude.
- 53:40The guy, is he OK the the Virginia Tech parachuter?
- 53:43Yeah, they checked him out at the scene.
- 53:45He. He.
- 53:46How do they get him down? Every video I watch stops what?
- 53:49He's just hanging there. I've seen like 4 or 5 videos on
- 53:53my feet and I'm like all right this one will show how he gets
- 53:55down. Nope, just crashes into the sea
- 53:58and then hangs there. I believe that, yeah, fire
- 54:02department brought in the ladder, ladder truck or ladder
- 54:05or something to get him down. It was a fire department.
- 54:08It looked like it looked like it was about to come loose.
- 54:12And then you're like, how fast is he?
- 54:13Going to come about. It took about 20 minutes to get
- 54:15him down from there, but he was rescued safely.
- 54:18The game was delayed for over an hour, I believe.
- 54:23But Nick, this is the second incident in the last year of
- 54:26parachuters at football games. Do we need to stop?
- 54:30That's what I'm saying. Do we need like the first one
- 54:34was the dude that got caught in the field goal net which we we
- 54:37blame the field goal net people for having the net up in the 1st
- 54:40place which. That's true.
- 54:41It's true, This one, this guy was one of three parachuter
- 54:47parachutists, whatever you want to call them, to fly into the
- 54:50stadium here at Virginia Schnucks, parachutists,
- 54:54shooters, I think, whatever. So he's one of three.
- 54:58The other two landed perfectly fine in the middle of the field
- 55:01like they were supposed to this. Guy just Wham.
- 55:05I mean, dude, the first guy came in hot though.
- 55:08Yeah like he's basically running full Sprint when he lands and
- 55:12I'm like damn. And then you see this just rolls
- 55:18into the scoreboard. I mean that was a he broke 2
- 55:21letters off the Virginia Tech name on board.
- 55:26It was. A plastic or whatever it is, it
- 55:27just followed on top of people. Now then we know the dudes all
- 55:32right, like, but buddy, like what are we doing?
- 55:35Like is it that windy? It's that windy?
- 55:38Why are we jumping? Is that the end of it?
- 55:43But you only have to go and you're only on it.
- 55:45Absolute calm days. I think you're going to see a
- 55:48lot less. It's going to be fewer and
- 55:50fewer. But the fact that he was OK, I
- 55:53mean, if he had like, gotten seriously hurt, then yeah,
- 55:55that's for sure going to be probably.
- 55:57And the first guy didn't get hurt either, right?
- 55:59No, yeah, he was just in the field one that.
- 56:01We're fine. Just we're fine.
- 56:04Just keep doing. It what's next?
- 56:05Am I going to like, run into the light pole?
- 56:09Get caught hanging upside down from the light pole.
- 56:11I don't know, like I. Well, parachuter guys, we got to
- 56:16be better here. We got to be better.
- 56:17If it's too windy then we can't do it, but we we can't.
- 56:21Is it a bad omen for the beginning of the the James
- 56:24Franklin era? Yes.
- 56:25Blacksburg. Yes, yes it is.
- 56:29You really believe that? Yes, you can't be having
- 56:32parachutist slamming face first into your scoreboard on your
- 56:37first spring game before you even snap.
- 56:40The football can't be having it. I guess we'll close with the
- 56:45What would Joe do? They weren't this.
- 56:47This might be more for you because.
- 56:50These weren't great ones. But how many 10 year olds could
- 56:55you beat up at one time? I mean, some of these 10 year
- 56:58olds these days, there's some big old boys.
- 57:01Yeah. At one time I get to take at
- 57:07least 5. Even if they're the big old
- 57:11boys, Yeah. Probably do more than five,
- 57:14actually. 10 year olds are. They're 4th graders.
- 57:18It's a fourth grader. Give me 10.
- 57:21Give me 10 fourth graders at least.
- 57:26First of all, these kids ain't gonna be tall enough to reach my
- 57:27face to even like, get a punch in you.
- 57:30You're in trouble. You are in trouble.
- 57:33If I get one of the big old boys I'm done like 1.
- 57:36Yeah. One could take me.
- 57:38I think I could do it like take on at least 10 at a time because
- 57:40these dudes aren't going to be able to reach my face with any
- 57:42punches. They're little snot gobblers.
- 57:44They're little short little things like.
- 57:47Yeah, I I think you could take 10, but if you get like one kid
- 57:51like the the big kid from Bad Santa.
- 57:55Well, problem is, is if it's actually impressive, so somebody
- 57:57like hits me in the nuts and like bends me like then I keel
- 58:00over. Then they then the advantage
- 58:02goes to them because then they can start kicking and punching
- 58:05me in the face. They got to, they got to get me
- 58:08down to their level. Yeah, and I'm already there, so.
- 58:12Yeah, that's problem for you. I think mine's going to be
- 58:14one-on-one to see if I can beat up a 10 year old.
- 58:19And we'll get this on the rough and rowdy next.
- 58:20Rough and rowdy. I think I'm going to be a lot
- 58:23stronger than the 10 year old, but they're going to move a lot
- 58:25better than I do, so which one outweighs the other?
- 58:31Boy. I don't.
- 58:34I'm not a fighter, I don't want to.
- 58:39I don't even want to fight. A 10 year old probably is not a
- 58:43great look either. There's no way I could win that
- 58:46situation. Either I beat up a 10 year old
- 58:48or I get beat up by a 10 year old.
- 58:50Both of those are awful. Zero chance to lose.
- 58:54It is lose, lose. But in this this scenario, I
- 59:01legit I think you could 10 might be a lot.
- 59:04They're coming from all directions.
- 59:06Problem is like one punch for me to a 10 year old and he's out
- 59:09like you're going to take like you got.
- 59:11To land it, you got to land it. He's senior old.
- 59:14When was the last time you effectively landed a punch?
- 59:17I don't think ever, but also, but also these senior olds don't
- 59:24know how to protect themselves. They're just coming full speed
- 59:2711, little elbow, elbow here, a kick here.
- 59:33It it won't take much. So 1010 no doubt.
- 59:35What if it went up to 15? I can still do it.
- 59:40You think you still could do it? Yeah, give me a whole.
- 59:42Give me a whole 4th grade class. All right, before I have one
- 59:47more thing because we posted about the Masters saying if you
- 59:51were up by 6 going to the last, could you win?
- 59:54Yeah. And we posted the short and we
- 59:57both said, yeah, we could do it. Yeah.
- 1:00:00So we had a comment from the user Bieb.
- 1:00:06He says could you win the Masters if you started every
- 1:00:10hole, all 72 holes from the farthest part of the green?
- 1:00:15Yes. Do you think you could do it?
- 1:00:17Yes, because A4 putt on 7080% of the holes.
- 1:00:24A4 putt's going to get you a par or a birdie every time.
- 1:00:28So you've got 4 par threes, four par fives and then 10 par fours.
- 1:00:37So you got to take advantage of those par fives.
- 1:00:40I mean you could you could get eagles on multiple if you just
- 1:00:44three putt. So that sets you up.
- 1:00:48So like I said, if you 4 putt 80% of the holes you're going to
- 1:00:51get birdies are parsed every time.
- 1:00:54And that's if you 4 putt, you're probably going to end up 3
- 1:00:56putting a few and that's a birdie.
- 1:00:58That's a guaranteed birdie. Or an eagle.
- 1:01:00Yeah, now look, you're going to bogey some par threes.
- 1:01:04Yeah, but you won't be the only one that does that.
- 1:01:08On average, you got to get somewhere between probably 12
- 1:01:12and 16 under to win for the tournament.
- 1:01:17Yeah, 16. Birdies.
- 1:01:20Over 72 holes, 16 birdies, over 72 holes starting on the green,
- 1:01:24you can do that. Well, and you're going to get
- 1:01:25some bogeys, you're going to bogey some par threes.
- 1:01:29So it's more than 16 birdies. But I and I, we, we obviously
- 1:01:34have never putted on Masters greens.
- 1:01:37Correct. But I would like to think that I
- 1:01:39could figure out. Do I get a practice?
- 1:01:41Do I get a practice round? I would like to think so.
- 1:01:46Like the other guys get. If I if I get a practice round I
- 1:01:49think it's a no brainer. Yeah, but you're also going to,
- 1:01:53but you're also going to figure the speed of the greens out
- 1:01:55relatively. I agree with that and these are
- 1:01:59faster grains than I've ever played in our scope.
- 1:02:04Like I putt better on faster greens and I do slower greens.
- 1:02:07You do. I've never I've never put it on
- 1:02:10masters speed, but but in general I putt better when it's
- 1:02:15the greens are a little faster. So ULGC, they got some fast
- 1:02:18grains, usually putt pretty well.
- 1:02:21So yeah, I, I think I, I think I would do it.
- 1:02:25I think this scenario is easier than the the other scenario.
- 1:02:29I would agree, yes. Because if you spray your drive
- 1:02:36and you go OB or something like that, you're, you're in trouble.
- 1:02:43This is in this scenario, if I screw up a hole, I've got a lot
- 1:02:45of holes to to make up for it. And all I got to do is like you
- 1:02:50said, 4 putt the par fives and three put the par fours.
- 1:02:55You get a stroke back. So I feel pretty good about it.
- 1:02:59So the the track event tonight didn't last too long at at
- 1:03:03Central High School. No, it was a smaller meet.
- 1:03:06I think it was about 6-6 teams. Maybe in this one Tolly came.
- 1:03:11In. Came in second.
- 1:03:13Who did? Tolly.
- 1:03:15Our school what? What events are Harper invented
- 1:03:17running in? What seats Harper was, she did a
- 1:03:23long jump again for the second meet in a row.
- 1:03:24So long jump the 100, the 200 and the 400.
- 1:03:31And it today did the 100, the 200, the 400.
- 1:03:37And she wanted to try for some reason she didn't want to do the
- 1:03:41800 because she said it was too long.
- 1:03:43But then she was changed her mind.
- 1:03:44It was like I want to do the 1600.
- 1:03:46So 1800 is too long, but 1600 is.
- 1:03:48Part of she did she because, yeah, you basically got to pick
- 1:03:51what you wanted to do today and she didn't want to do the the
- 1:03:54800 because she didn't, it was too long.
- 1:03:56But she's done the 800 before with no problem.
- 1:03:58But she didn't. Really.
- 1:03:59Did she do the 16? She did.
- 1:04:01I was like, you know, that's four times on the track.
- 1:04:03She's like, yeah, she changed her mind.
- 1:04:04She wanted to do it. How'd she do?
- 1:04:06She did great. She finished first in her age
- 1:04:08group. She ran a mile in 70 minutes and
- 1:04:10like 40 seconds. I was.
- 1:04:12Like what? That's correct.
- 1:04:14And this is after other stuff. Yeah, this was the last.
- 1:04:17This was her last race of the day.
- 1:04:20So you ran A100A200A400 and done a long jump?
- 1:04:24No, then a 1600. And no.
- 1:04:27And then you did a 1600 after. All then it did not do the long
- 1:04:30jump. Harvard did the long jump, but
- 1:04:31yes that she did A100A-400-A200 and then the 16104 laps.
- 1:04:37Basically it's a mile and yes she ran it in 7 minutes and like
- 1:04:4140 seconds like at first in her age.
- 1:04:44Never stopped, didn't stop. Good for her.
- 1:04:47Yeah, let's stop out of here. Got first.
- 1:04:49You should be. No, that's awesome.
- 1:04:52Like I just don't understand. Like a lot of my nieces and
- 1:04:55nephews are in the cross doing the cross country.
- 1:04:57The last thing I wanted to do is A8 to what, 12 year old?
- 1:05:02Like they're all spread out in ages.
- 1:05:04Like the last thing I wanted to do is cross country.
- 1:05:07Like why? But they all do this track stuff
- 1:05:09too. And like as a as a parent, I
- 1:05:14feel like you have to be there. That's.
- 1:05:17It yeah as an all. $10 to watch male kids run.
- 1:05:20You don't? OK, Like I've been to a few.
- 1:05:23They're brutal, long. Today's wasn't bad because like
- 1:05:27I said, there's only six teams, but yeah, usually when you get
- 1:05:30like 14 teams in there, 14 schools.
- 1:05:34And you're sitting there watching nothing for the most
- 1:05:36part. Unless yeah, yeah.
- 1:05:40I, I stick to going to their their baseball and basketball
- 1:05:43games way, way better, way better.
- 1:05:48And luckily none of them are dancing because growing up, both
- 1:05:51of my sisters, their dance recitals, it's like the worst
- 1:05:55day of the year. And I would hear the same thing
- 1:05:58every time from my mother Nicholas.
- 1:06:02They go to your baseball games twice a week.
- 1:06:04I think you can go to their dance recital that last five
- 1:06:06hours once a year. Tell your mom to stop making
- 1:06:11sense. Too logical, Charlie Clean.
- 1:06:14Too logical. And we didn't have cell phones
- 1:06:17back then like this before. It was brutal.
- 1:06:19You actually had to pay attention to them.
- 1:06:22No, I think I've read the program and like tried them.
- 1:06:24It was awful. It was.
- 1:06:27Take a nap, Yeah. So just be glad they're not.
- 1:06:30They're not dancing. You getting a sexy dexy jersey?
- 1:06:34Think about we need to Is he going to be 97?
- 1:06:36Did he pay Samar's money? We didn't talk about that.
- 1:06:40Yeah, he wants 97. So I think there's a big chunk
- 1:06:43of change coming to Shamar now. Shamar wore 4 in college at
- 1:06:50Texas I. Don't think we have a four, do
- 1:06:52we? It's Sean Clifford.
- 1:06:54It's like the practice string quarterback, though the Bengals
- 1:06:58would not allow him to wear 4 because he's at the They haven't
- 1:07:02had a single digit defensive player.
- 1:07:03It is an eligible number in the NFL.
- 1:07:06So here's what I say to the Bengals.
- 1:07:09Keep doing things that you haven't done in the past.
- 1:07:11Let Shamar have 4, let Dexy have 97, and let's go.
- 1:07:19Let's go. And then he doesn't even have to
- 1:07:21pay. Right.
- 1:07:24Although if I'm Shamar, I'm getting some money out of this.
- 1:07:27But if you can get four, yeah. I'm getting four and money.
- 1:07:30Give me the money and four. Dudes got $770,000,000 coming
- 1:07:35into him in the next three years.
- 1:07:36I don't know. Next week this is my idea for
- 1:07:40the show All Derby. There's probably some other
- 1:07:44things that will pop up between now and then, but I mean, it's
- 1:07:47going to be, it'll be Derby fit, Derby heavy.
- 1:07:50Maybe even try to get somebody on it is can actually know what
- 1:07:54they're talking about because I'm a fake handicapper.
- 1:07:58I've really tried since COVID to learn but I'm it's still very
- 1:08:02hard. Should we get on Steve on here?
- 1:08:05Does he know much about the Derby horses yet as we studied
- 1:08:07him up? I think our knowledges are very
- 1:08:10similar when it comes to horses, but yeah, I, I think we need to
- 1:08:16be Derby, Derby centric next next week and we're going to
- 1:08:23what, 5 O Tuesday? So we go on the track the next
- 1:08:26day. Five O Tuesday we we got priced
- 1:08:30out of Therby and now we're going to five O Tuesday you.
- 1:08:32Didn't get priced out. You're paying more for five O
- 1:08:34Tuesday than you ever did for Therby because you wanted to get
- 1:08:37the all you could eat, drink booze I.
- 1:08:39Didn't want to do anything. I got a text message saying this
- 1:08:42is where we're going if you want to go get one.
- 1:08:45And he said, OK. This is how it happened to me.
- 1:08:47So you're paying more than you ever did on a therby just
- 1:08:50because you want the all all you can drink booze.
- 1:08:53Which, that's a good deal. It is a great deal.
- 1:08:57I heard we're coming to your house first to a little pre
- 1:08:59party. Yeah, because yeah.
- 1:09:02It's going to be a week old salsa Ritas it.
- 1:09:05Wasn't a week old, it was a day old I'm.
- 1:09:07Sick and tired of this. It was a week old it.
- 1:09:10Was one day. Old There's mold growing on the
- 1:09:12cheese that you fed us. We had a Derby party at work the
- 1:09:16day before. Nah, it's a week week bro.
- 1:09:19No, it's just y'all are spoiled little and who doesn't eat one
- 1:09:25day over leftover food anyways? I mean, I cook for one.
- 1:09:30I live. Off the left hard crusty cheese.
- 1:09:34That's all I know. Well, do you don't know you're
- 1:09:36you're listening to idiots. You are.
- 1:09:39You're on the wrong side of this.
- 1:09:40And you could pick the right side.
- 1:09:42I was there. I did not partake in it because
- 1:09:44it looked gross. I ate the chicken minis from
- 1:09:46Chick-fil-A instead. Like a smart, that's what.
- 1:09:48Salsaritas looks like Then don't go to Salsaritas because it's
- 1:09:52what it looked like the same day.
- 1:09:55That was a week old. It was definitely it.
- 1:09:56Was one day old. It was one day old.
- 1:09:59Chips were stale. Cheese was crusty, moldy.
- 1:10:03Chips don't get sell in a day. They were.
- 1:10:05That's why it was a week. That's why it was a week.
- 1:10:09Wasn't a week. It's from the Derby party at
- 1:10:13work. What do you think?
- 1:10:15We had a Derby party 40 days before we went to 30.
- 1:10:19Might have been last year's Derby party, might have been a
- 1:10:21whole year old Salsaritas, to be honest with you.
- 1:10:24Dude, I froze it and I brought it out.
- 1:10:26I think you might have. This is such stupidity.
- 1:10:29You are a hoarder of food. Such stupidity.
- 1:10:33I don't know. I got nothing else.
- 1:10:34I'm so mad right now. You're.
- 1:10:35Not going to be able to pick up chicks like feeding them a week
- 1:10:39old salsaritas. That's all I'm saying.
- 1:10:40It's not we goat. That's the problem with your
- 1:10:43theory would. You feed would you feed a New
- 1:10:45Girl a new date? A day old Salsa Ritas if.
- 1:10:50That's what we're having for dinner, yes.
- 1:10:52And if she's too? Is that what you're thinking for
- 1:10:56dinner or she comes over to the house?
- 1:10:58Y'all go watch a movie? No, that doesn't even.
- 1:11:01Make let me give you this week old salsa Ritas and she'd be
- 1:11:04like, man, Nick, you really know how to treat a woman.
- 1:11:07Well, if she's a nice person, yes, that's probably what she
- 1:11:10would say. And be grateful that she's got
- 1:11:12food in front of her. Yes, even if even if it is a
- 1:11:16week old and she doesn't appreciate it, then guess what?
- 1:11:19It's probably the last date. Because I did this for you, you
- 1:11:23should appreciate it. Just as you all came over my
- 1:11:25house, you should appreciate the food.
- 1:11:29Nobody's appreciating week old food.
- 1:11:31It's. Not a week old.
- 1:11:33It's one day. I've.
- 1:11:36Yeah, you know, that's true. You're listening to the women.
- 1:11:39You are on the women's side, which means you're on the wrong
- 1:11:42side. You got thing against.
- 1:11:45Carl's the only one that ate it because Mandy said this is a
- 1:11:49week old. I said no, it's a day old and
- 1:11:51everybody just went with the week old scenario.
- 1:11:54It was the likely scenario. And then meanwhile, Carl's is
- 1:11:57this is delicious. And I'm eating and saying this
- 1:11:59is delicious too, because we're not idiots.
- 1:12:03First of all, Carl is one of the biggest idiots that I know.
- 1:12:07I know, but in this scenario. On your side doesn't help your
- 1:12:10case. Well, when it's one day old food
- 1:12:13then I don't want to be on the other side.
- 1:12:17Can't believe you would feed your friends, let alone your
- 1:12:20your first date all week old Salsaritas.
- 1:12:23I would not choose to give my first date week old salsaritas,
- 1:12:27but if that was the only thing I could do and that was what
- 1:12:30presented itself and she wasn't appreciative of it, sayonara.
- 1:12:37I I don't think you need to tell her side no, just like she'd
- 1:12:39already be gone. Good, you could do that too.
- 1:12:42You know what it was coming anyways baby so it don't matter.
- 1:12:45You can SAR an army all you want then.
- 1:12:47You're going to end up on those bad dating sites.
- 1:12:49The the ones that say like are we dating the same guy where
- 1:12:52they just trashy? Like be careful ladies.
- 1:12:56He'll he'll lure you in with his charm and then just feed you
- 1:13:00cold, weak old salsa, Ritas and cheese.
- 1:13:04It doesn't like the scenario. Doesn't even make sense.
- 1:13:06It makes sense. Like why would?
- 1:13:08I have to eat it to. A girl on a first date.
- 1:13:13I don't know why would I ever do that.
- 1:13:15It doesn't even make sense. I never even did that to my
- 1:13:17friends. I did that one day old.
- 1:13:19Sauceritas. Maybe you're like cozied up on
- 1:13:21the couch watching a movie. You get a little hungry and dig
- 1:13:23into the fridge and it's a week old.
- 1:13:25Sauceritas is all you got and you would still pull it out and
- 1:13:27feed it to her. And guess what?
- 1:13:29She's probably like, oh, this looks delicious.
- 1:13:31And not ask how many days old it is.
- 1:13:33Yeah, yeah, because I'm not trying to date an asshole.
- 1:13:37You need to treat women better. I'm trying to date a nice
- 1:13:39person. Who is he?
- 1:13:41You need to treat the women better.
- 1:13:42The priest. Presented to them.
- 1:13:45Unbelievable. I can, I'm actually I might do
- 1:13:48it again, just I might order sauceritas 3 days before just
- 1:13:52for me just so I can do it again.
- 1:13:55I'm. Going to throw it in your pool.
- 1:13:59Oh, I hope the pool's I hope my down.
- 1:14:01Top pool season. Huh.
- 1:14:04It said it's almost pool season. I know I'm excited.
- 1:14:07I'm excited. I don't know.
- 1:14:09I ain't got nothing else. I'm getting really upset over
- 1:14:12this false narrative that I hand out.
- 1:14:14We go food when it's really day old and still delicious and just
- 1:14:19try just trying to give my friends.
- 1:14:21So I know we're going to be doing a lot of drinking to get
- 1:14:24their belly filled up a little bit so they're not walking
- 1:14:26around looking like idiots. But and and look, and now I'm
- 1:14:33going to hang out with the same non appreciative people again,
- 1:14:36which that's on me. That's on you.
- 1:14:38That's on me for not finding better people to hang out with.
- 1:14:42Well when we get off here you can go Stew about it while you
- 1:14:46you like 3 week old Domino's Pizza that's probably in your
- 1:14:49fridge. No, I already told you what I
- 1:14:53had tonight. Made some some sausage, some
- 1:14:55cabbage, some tomatoes. Delicious on point.
- 1:14:59I would definitely serve that to whoever is my first.
- 1:15:02Day were they? Were they expired?
- 1:15:07Doesn't even make sense. It's.
- 1:15:08Expired sausages. No, it doesn't even make sense.
- 1:15:14Makes a lot of sense. If you're watching live or
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- 1:15:26I don't know if I'll, I'll probably put this one on as a
- 1:15:29short just to I don't know. I really don't know what to do.
- 1:15:34Ladies, ladies, if you're listening, steer clear of the
- 1:15:37men that feed you weak old salsa Regis.
- 1:15:40Have a good night. Steer clear.
- 1:15:43I don't think I need any more warnings.
- 1:15:44I need more, like I don't need more negative publicity, I need
- 1:15:49all the positive pub I can get. I mean, just 15 minutes ago we
- 1:15:52talked about me getting run by the chase by the cops just so I
- 1:15:56could potentially get some pub on tenders.
- 1:15:59I will say I just, I went and saw Tammy last week to give me a
- 1:16:02fresh cut. Every time I go in there.
- 1:16:04She's thinking of new ideas for us to find you a girl to get
- 1:16:07married to. So she's working on it on your
- 1:16:09behalf. She hasn't come up with any
- 1:16:11ideas yet, but she's working on it.
- 1:16:13Actions speak Latin words is what I would say.
- 1:16:18And also I went and saw her today.
- 1:16:20I think she might want to take you to a gay club, but that's
- 1:16:23neither here nor there. Yeah, here.
- 1:16:26Oh man, I I don't really want to go.
- 1:16:31I would go, but I ain't trying to find a date there.
- 1:16:33So that's all I got for the for the 66, Neil, I am the 410.
- 1:16:41Nick, I'm sorry we got off on this tangent, but we will be
- 1:16:46back next week to talk Derby. It will be Derby week.
- 1:16:50You excited? Giddy up, Give it to me.
- 1:16:59You got Derby horse yet? No, I got to get into that.
- 1:17:02Is Monaco is Monaco's running? You're an idiot.
- 1:17:07It's like from 2007. It was 2005.
- 1:17:11No, it was actually before that it was 2001 because my my 8th
- 1:17:15grade science teacher kept calling them more nachos.
- 1:17:19I like it. More nachos.
- 1:17:21I like it.