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I BOUGHT A SUPER SKETCHY MYSTERY BOX OFF FACEBOOK · CelinaSpookyBoo

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Speaker 1: Selena went on a side quest. Selena went on a
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Speaker 1: side quest. Selena went on a side quest. What do
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Speaker 1: we have?
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Speaker 2: Did I go on Facebook Marketplace? Yes, I did.
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Speaker 1: Did I find a mystery box that said it was
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Speaker 1: $ 150 but was worth $ 1, 000?
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Speaker 2: Yes, I did. And guess what?
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Speaker 1: Bro said he had two of them and I said
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Speaker 1: give them to me both because that's $ 2, 000 for 300 bucks.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to do that. So I show up at
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Speaker 2: the house, right? I show up at the house, he
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Speaker 2: opens up his garage. I don't even make it to
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Speaker 2: the door. He doesn't hand me a box.
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Speaker 1: We start filling the back of my SUV with boxes
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Speaker 1: upon boxes upon boxes.
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Speaker 2: Is it worth a thousand dollars? I don't know, but
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Speaker 2: I'm willing to learn and I'm excited. First box.
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Speaker 1: I wanna know why mystery boxes are always almost Amazon stuff.
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Speaker 1: Is there an issue with returning to Amazon?
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I think people buy stuff, they forget to return it,
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Speaker 3: and then they just make a mystery box. boring floating
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Speaker 3: shelves nobody wants nobody wants to see you okay now
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Speaker 3: this one does interest me because and it said modern
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Speaker 3: sculpture arts and crafts we have a chance here at
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Speaker 3: something historical something beautiful.
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Speaker 1: Something to stick somewhere that we might actually like styrofoam
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Speaker 1: i hate how it sounds right it's kind of a
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Speaker 1: heavy box.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 2: What is this? No, literally, what is this? I feel
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Speaker 2: like there should be a plaque on this. Thank you
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Speaker 2: for my Oscar. Oops, it's a little loose. Thank you
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Speaker 2: for my Oscar for being a neighborhood weirdo. Sorry that
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Speaker 2: I keep leaving Tostito rolls out on the curb. It's
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Speaker 2: for my skinwalker friends.
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Speaker 1: Hazot MO art. This is decorative and not a toy.
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Speaker 1: So in other words, don't put it where the sun
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Speaker 1: don't shine. You'll end up in the emergency room.
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Speaker 2: What does one do with this? Where, what? This is
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Speaker 2: a re-gift situation. Go back in your little box home.
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Speaker 2: Back in your home.
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Speaker 4: No!
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Speaker 2: They match. Wait, do I like it? Will I keep it?
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Speaker 2: Show your hands off me!
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 4: Damn.
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Speaker 2: The voices of the speakers have spunkened! What else do
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Speaker 2: I feel?
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Speaker 1: Some of the things weren't in boxes, which makes me
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Speaker 1: think they just pulled it out of their house and
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Speaker 1: gave it to me because they didn't want it.
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Speaker 2: It's definitely books. This is a very used chemistry book.
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Speaker 2: It's heavy. Don't hold this when you get on the scale. What, Selena?
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Speaker 6: Chemists study the change of one substance into another. The
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Speaker 6: striking image on the cover shows the chemical reaction that
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Speaker 6: occurs when.
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Speaker 2: Increased solutions of silver nitrate and potassium chloramate are mixed.
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Speaker 2: The reaction produces the orange-solid silver chromate. Wow, I almost
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Speaker 2: fell asleep. Wanna know why? Because I'm big dumb. And
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Speaker 2: that's okay to be big dumb. Because I'm big nice. Alright,
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Speaker 2: let's learn a fact.
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Speaker 4: Oh!
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Speaker 2: It's a chart. Periodic table. Okay, let's get learned on something.
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Speaker 2: Say stop. See, I heard you.
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Speaker 5: Woo!
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Speaker 2: There'd be math in this book. We're not doing it right.
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Speaker 2: There's math. Look at the math.
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Speaker 1: Look at it being math. Oh, f- I can already
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Speaker 1: feel myself. My eye is closing. 14.6, integrated rate law,
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Speaker 1: second order reactions. A second order reaction is one whose
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Speaker 1: rate depends on either the concentration of.
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Speaker 2: A single reactant raised to the second pa- I was
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Speaker 2: made to eat snacks and frolick. I was made to
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Speaker 2: eat snacks, make videos, and frolick. I was not made-
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Speaker 2: for this learning life. Quick pause, my dudes.
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Speaker 8: so that's always stressful. Definitely looks like it was a return.
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Speaker 2: Okay, there's two different things on here. Let's find out
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Speaker 2: what this was. What is this? What are you? Who
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Speaker 2: are you? It's a light. It's an outdoor light. Oh,
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Speaker 2: it hangs this way. That's ugly.
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Speaker 6: Very industrial.
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Speaker 1: Nice.
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Speaker 2: I can see why you returned it. It probably looked
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Speaker 2: nicer in the picture. That's okay. Someone will find you beautiful.
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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have judged you for your beauty. What is this?
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Speaker 2: Outdoor wall art.
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Speaker 1: Look at that.
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Speaker 2: Comes from Germany. That's beautiful. That wasn't right. Is that how,
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Speaker 2: how do the Germans.
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Speaker 1: It's just aggressive and loud.
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Speaker 2: Is that racism that I just did? I didn't mean
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Speaker 2: it as racism. So this is nice.
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Speaker 1: 100% my dad will put this on the side of
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Speaker 1: their house without a doubt. Now this, this has piqued
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Speaker 1: my interest. Oh, we're not opening this. This is hilarious though.
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Speaker 1: This is extra wide sofa support for sagging seats. I
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Speaker 1: really think that I know what's happening here. This is
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Speaker 1: someone who buys Amazon pallets and sells everything, and then
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Speaker 1: this is just all the shit that nobody wanted to buy.
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Speaker 1: This is definitely what this is. Cause that's actually a
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Speaker 1: genius marketing thing, to make a mystery box.
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Speaker 2: So probably when you add it up, it's worth a lot.
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Speaker 2: This is so heavy too. Oh no, I bent the arch.
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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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Speaker 1: Rip.
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Speaker 2: What do we have here?
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Speaker 1: An automatic soap and sanitizer dispenser. See, I understand this.
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Speaker 1: But I think that these are best made for lube.
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Speaker 2: For your car. You talk a lot, Selena. You talk
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Speaker 2: a lot for not making a lot of sense. You
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Speaker 2: talk a lot. What do we have here?
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Speaker 1: He handed these to me and I said, wow, a sword?
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Speaker 1: And he said, no, those are lawnmower blades. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: use it as a sword.
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Speaker 2: They're so heavy, like.
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Speaker 2: I REGRET!
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Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: This is a... These are your generation's meanie babies.
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Speaker 1: Everybody has walls of these, and I will tell you
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Speaker 1: right now, these will never be worth it.
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Speaker 2: Maybe, like, special ones, but.
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Speaker 1: This is Super Cyan Gohan from Dragon Ball Z.
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Speaker 2: Interesting. I kinda wanna take him out, but I also
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Speaker 2: don't wanna, like, ruin the box. Close in the dark!
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Speaker 2: Special edition. Let's ask Google what he's worth.
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Speaker 4: Two hours later.
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Speaker 9: Nice.
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Speaker 2: This is worth 20 bucks. USD.
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Speaker 6: So that's like $ 27 Canadian.
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Speaker 2: I'll take it.
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Speaker 6: Give me something good. Give me something nice. Give me
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Speaker 6: something special.
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Speaker 2: What are you? Wait a minute. Weapons. Oh, we're unwrapping.
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Speaker 2: This is something else. Hold the front door!
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Speaker 1: I got to go to Medieval Times on my birthday
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Speaker 1: the other day, my friends, and.
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Speaker 2: I bought a sword, and now I have an axe!
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Speaker 2: But what's even cooler than that? Look at my nails.
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Speaker 2: They're covered in runes. Look at this axe. It's covered
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Speaker 2: in runes. It's definitely kind of sharp.
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Speaker 6: I thought this was a play one.
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Speaker 2: It's definitely not. You can put it on your belt?
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Speaker 2: Cosplaying as Vikings? This is intense, guys. Can you just
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Speaker 2: buy axes on Amazon? Oh my gosh, there's literally a
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Speaker 2: belt loop. You can hang this off your body. I
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Speaker 2: know what I'm wearing in Walmart next time I go.
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Speaker 2: Let me see how much this is. Rune Axe, Amazon.
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Speaker 9: $ 222.
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Speaker 4: Two, two, two.
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Speaker 2: We must go deeper. What does 2-2-2 mean? Alignment, trust,
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Speaker 2: and balance, harmony, partnership, and patience. Pretty much just saying,
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Speaker 2: calm down. It's unfolding. Don't unrush it. I have a
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Speaker 2: lot of personality.
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Speaker 1: It might be some kind of disorder, but it's there.
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Speaker 1: This is hilarious because this man walks out and he goes,
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Speaker 1: you see these?
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, yep. And he says, these are commercial grade.
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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, nice.
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Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, so they're glass. He's like, no,
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Speaker 2: because then they break. But he said they're like $ 200 lights.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, all right. Oh, they're like hard.
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Speaker 2: They're nice. They're nice plastic. Look at that.
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Speaker 1: Never replace a bulb again. Guaranteed lighting for life. I
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Speaker 1: just got vertigo because I was excited.
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Speaker 2: How long is this? 24 feet?
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Speaker 5: I want to wrap this around my body in the
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Speaker 5: middle of June. I'll wrap him around my body and
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Speaker 5: I'll go into the forest with my battery pack. And
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Speaker 5: I'll walk until I hit the trailer park a couple
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Speaker 5: roads over. And I'll walk around naked, wrapped in my lies.
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Speaker 5: And I'll knock on the trailer doors and get all
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Speaker 5: the trailer park people to meet me in the garden.
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Speaker 5: And there I will spin and I will light on
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Speaker 5: fire and they will toast marshmallows on my burning skin.
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Speaker 2: I am but okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm fine.
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Speaker 6: Another book.
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Speaker 2: Okay, let's see what this one is.
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Speaker 6: This is the SME Mining Engineering Handbook.
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Speaker 2: How'd they know what I was leaving my career for
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Speaker 2: to do? I feel like this one will be more interesting.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's see. Say stop and I'll stop. Okay,
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Speaker 2: I heard you. No, that looks boring. That looks boring.
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Speaker 2: That looks boring. That looks boring. Oh, an empty? Nope,
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Speaker 2: it's a conveyor system.
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Speaker 4: Ha!
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Speaker 10: I just went crazy to tell you, the dude who
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Speaker 10: used to live here edited textbooks.
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Speaker 2: Oh my God! How can you do that with your existence?
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Speaker 2: Can you imagine editing this? This is not me dissing.
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Speaker 1: This is me being in awe that people's brains work
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Speaker 1: in a way that they can do that. Is it
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Speaker 1: like what it's like to not have ADHD? Because I
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Speaker 1: already need to change the.
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Speaker 2: I remember I dropped this box and he was like,
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Speaker 2: watch out, it's breakable. A box within a box? That's
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Speaker 2: what I've always wanted. How'd you know? Feels like a gift.
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Speaker 2: See this? I'm excited. Let's pretend Mr. Beast sent this
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Speaker 2: to me. Oh my g- Okay, I find that funny
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Speaker 2: that I said that Mr.
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Speaker 1: Beast sent this to me, and it's literally a beast,
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Speaker 1: like it's literally- I'm keeping this out.
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Speaker 2: This is for me. Is this a- AHHHHH! Okay, I was, uh,
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Speaker 2: I was gonna be honest, pretty freaking confused there for
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Speaker 2: a minute.
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Speaker 1: It's a bear, and he's just, he'd just be chillin'.
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Speaker 1: Hey guy, you wanna.
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Speaker 2: Live in my house? Fist bump?
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Speaker 5: Oh, sorry.
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Speaker 2: Uh, don't need to open this, but they definitely sent
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Speaker 2: me a- TV wall mount.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Oh, fits most 15 to 32 inch screens. Okay. What
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Speaker 2: is this?
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Speaker 5: What are you?
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Speaker 2: There is but a neck hole. I hope I'm not
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Speaker 2: appropriating a culture by putting this on. Oh, that's not
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Speaker 2: gonna fit. That's definitely not gonna fit. But look at it.
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Speaker 2: Look at all the handiwork done in this. Like, look,
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Speaker 2: it's not hand-done.
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Speaker 1: Probably by a machine, but how fancy! One day, when
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Speaker 1: I am but not a large beast, I shall try again.
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Speaker 2: What are you, a gift? Definitely might have broke something there.
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Speaker 1: This is just an assortment of random broken tools.
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Speaker 2: I had a feeling that might happen. Oh, Lord. Oh
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Speaker 2: my gosh! It is Depends.
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Speaker 4: Oh!
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Speaker 1: Do you want to know a life hack, ladies? My
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Speaker 1: time of month swings around. break these sexy pants out.
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Speaker 1: So I'm situated for probably.
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Speaker 2: The rest of my life.
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Speaker 1: Only for bedtime when nobody knows what I'm packing. We
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Speaker 1: have two sleeves of adult incontinence diapers.
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Speaker 2: Now doesn't that just make you want to shit your pants?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither.
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Speaker 2: We have some vent covers. Look at that. These are
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Speaker 2: actually kind of nice. And I'm going to see if
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Speaker 2: these fit in my house because I have old ones.
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Speaker 9: So.
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Speaker 2: That's cool. What do we have here?
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Speaker 1: The Definitive Illustrated Encyclopedia of Rock. Now this is a
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Speaker 1: textbook I can get behind. It's definitely janked, but you know.
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Speaker 1: Pop music often tells you everything is okay. While rock
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Speaker 1: music tells you that it's not.
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Speaker 5: Okay, but you have a chance to change it.
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Speaker 2: There have been a lot of tough guys. There have
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Speaker 2: been a lot of pretenders. And there have been a
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Speaker 2: lot of contenders. But there's only one king. All right,
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Speaker 2: we're flipping, we're flipping. I don't know who you are.
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Speaker 2: Is Ozzy in here? I miss him.
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Speaker 1: I was on an airplane when I found out about
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Speaker 1: Ozzy's death.
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Speaker 2: I was not okay. Black Sabbath. No picture?
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Speaker 1: Get away!
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Speaker 2: Rest in peace, Ozzy. I'll love you forever. Our last box. Pretty. Oh, wait,
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Speaker 2: it's not what I thought it was. It's a broken
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Speaker 2: light fixture. Aww, I thought it was a tray that
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Speaker 2: was covered in diamonds. Oh, it's so sharp. It has
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Speaker 2: so many pointies. This smells like cat piss. So what's
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Speaker 2: the verdict, Selena? Was all of this stuff worth $ 2, 000?
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Was it, Becca? Here's the thing.
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Speaker 1: It was very clear that this mystery box was a
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Speaker 1: box of stuff that nobody would buy.
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Speaker 6: And I understand that, and that's fine, and I will.
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Speaker 2: Take one for the team.
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Speaker 6: I put myself in this own situation, and I keep
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Speaker 6: doing it over and over again. I'm side-questing into the
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Speaker 6: universe to find you mystery boxes.
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Speaker 2: Mystery boxes for me to open. Do you like when
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Speaker 2: I open them?
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Speaker 6: Do you want me to open more?
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Speaker 2: Put your suggestions down below.
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Speaker 1: Say, Selena, I need you to get this kind of
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Speaker 1: mystery box.
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Speaker 2: And I will do it for you. I love you guys.
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Speaker 2: Until next time. Bye, Boo Crew. Also, have you watched
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Speaker 2: go to haunted locations with Adam and it's freaking insane? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: go check it out. Link right here. Oh my god!
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Speaker 2: I forgot there was Christmas. I also got giant Christmas balls.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Time for me to do find my iPhone like an
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Speaker 2: annoying asshole.
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Speaker 5: An annoying asshole is who I am. I'm an annoying
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Speaker 5: asshole and that's.
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Speaker 2: Who I am. I was born to be an annoying asshole.
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Speaker 2: And that is just.
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Speaker 10: Who I am.
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Speaker 5: My mother birthed me from her loins.
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Speaker 6: And when the doctor put me.
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Speaker 4: Out, he said, This is gonna be an annoying girl.
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Speaker 10: She'll be plagued and make the whole world suffer.
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Speaker 2: She'll do her best and she'll live her life. She'll
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Speaker 2: eat too much and be full of strife.
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Speaker 1: But she'll go on the internet and post it all.
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Speaker 9: Maybe she shouldn't but it's a good for all And
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Speaker 9: she might make friends along the way And it will
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Speaker 9: be a heyday Selina, Selina.
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Speaker 4: Selina Meyer's spooky boo. She's a spooky little lady. A
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Speaker 4: happy little lady. A fun little lady. Who doesn't take
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Speaker 4: things too serious. And maybe she should sometimes.
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Speaker 2: But that's okay. Cause she knows what she can take mentally.
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Speaker 2: But she is here. And so are you. Cause we
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Speaker 2: are friends forever too. Becca, don't put this in. You
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