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  Speaker 1: This week on Artist Artists.
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  Speaker 2: On Artists, we got four crazy people in a room
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  Speaker 2: and we lock them in until they talked about who
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  Speaker 2: they worked for.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, We talked to the writer's room of mister Beast.
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  Speaker 3: Mister Beasts is an icon in the YouTube sphere known
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  Speaker 3: for his over the top, amazingly produced and astoundingly scaled
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  Speaker 3: crazy challenge videos.
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  Speaker 4: And what are the people behind the Beast? The Beast
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  Speaker 4: behind the machine. It's a room of writers pitching ideas
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  Speaker 4: and other things.
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  Speaker 5: So gather your closest friends, ages one to one hundred
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  Speaker 5: and listen in.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have like an hour great, yeah, okay, cool, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we have an hour to talk before we.
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  Speaker 6: Have an hour to talk. We have an hour to talk.
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  Speaker 4: We have yeah, we have like meetings, we have Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we have like a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is insane, guys. It's so insane to like
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  Speaker 1: sit down and talk to you guys.
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  Speaker 3: And I know we talk all the time on the
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  Speaker 3: slack and every day in person too, And it's so fun.
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  Speaker 1: You are really chugging that And that's about three hundred
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  Speaker 1: milligrams of caffeine of caffeine. Sorry, sorry it is my lunch. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's lunchtime to we're doing this on lunch totally fun.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen you have a full cold brew first, and
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  Speaker 3: now you're chugging an energy drink.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, let's talk about it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, that looked like it really hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you do that for? This is a this
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  Speaker 1: is a podcast. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: You don't? Can we wait in pain?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a video? Is this a video? I got
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  Speaker 1: my friend to chug and energy drink? How long does
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  Speaker 1: it take him for his head to bleed?
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  Speaker 5: That's not gonna, it's not gonna.
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  Speaker 3: We remember positivity, positivity and blood ideas. Think bigger, think bigger,
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  Speaker 3: thank bigger than.
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  Speaker 6: Bigger, bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just introduce yourself.
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  Speaker 4: One minute of positivity. Two minutes that's good positivity. Ten
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  Speaker 4: minutes of positivity.
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  Speaker 5: And if you are trapped with one hundred strangers ages
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  Speaker 5: one to two hundred, and you are as positive as
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  Speaker 5: you can for and whoever is the least positive has
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  Speaker 5: to eat an apple?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Gosh, okay, gosh, I like that video. Trapped in with
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  Speaker 3: us strangers one to two hundred, and whoever is the
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  Speaker 3: least positive has to eat apple.
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  Speaker 1: No, maybe he'll like that. No money reward this, there's
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  Speaker 1: no there's no money right right?
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  Speaker 6: You know what? You know what?
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  Speaker 5: As we say in the Mister Beast Writer's room, everything
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  Speaker 5: goes on the board.
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  Speaker 4: Everything goes to the board. And listen, there are we
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  Speaker 4: are in a room of boards and we made a
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  Speaker 4: complete room. Our writer's room is all the walls are
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  Speaker 4: white boards. Yeah, and everything goes on.
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  Speaker 3: All the boards are white boards. There's no seats, there's
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  Speaker 3: nothing to sit on. We just pitch. We just pitch
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  Speaker 3: out ideas.
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  Speaker 1: Good. Are you all right? I'm actually good.
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  Speaker 6: Does that hurt?
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  Speaker 1: No? Does it look like it hurts?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm bleeding.
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  Speaker 6: You kind of have like an indent though.
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  Speaker 2: We got a gun bleed in front of everybody. Is
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  Speaker 2: this a good video?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Okay, every stop stop, every shop.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to introduce ourselves in our positions. Okay, really quick,
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  Speaker 3: really quick.
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  Speaker 1: Go Hi.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Darryl and I work for mister Beast. I'm the
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  Speaker 3: main creative board writer. I come up with a lot
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  Speaker 3: of the ideas and I try to tell them I'm
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  Speaker 3: the main person that pitches it.
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  Speaker 1: Coach. I'm known as coach.
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  Speaker 3: I'm as coach, coach, Coach coach, coach, coach, my you're
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  Speaker 3: my homie, coach, coach, coach.
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  Speaker 6: Coach, coach, coach, coach.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, I am I'm I'm Leslie. I don't remember my
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  Speaker 5: last name. I'm Leslie, and I am six.
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  Speaker 6: Yes Si, yes, yes?
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  Speaker 4: Is say your last name or a number?
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  Speaker 1: Write it down out loud. Let me write board number.
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  Speaker 6: So that's the number. My last name is Myers.
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  Speaker 1: God.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Leslie Myers, dog ship. Stop beating yourselves up. Stop
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  Speaker 5: beating yourselves up. I am head writer of mister Based
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  Speaker 5: and I have been so for the last thirty six hours.
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  Speaker 5: We've had a lot of turnover, and in this time
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  Speaker 5: I've learned a lot of lessons.
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  Speaker 6: But I'm really excited to you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, good, I'm good. I swear I'm good. I'm just listening.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So the man can't listen anymore.
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  Speaker 6: No, they can't.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So here's the deal. We have one thousand energy
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  Speaker 5: drinks in this room. Wait, no, I'm pitching a video.
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  Speaker 5: Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your name, your name, name, just your name, just
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  Speaker 1: your name.
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  Speaker 6: Leslie, thirty five.
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  Speaker 5: That's our number. Fuck, Leslie Myers. I am from see
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  Speaker 5: Me Valley.
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  Speaker 1: Great?
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  Speaker 4: Are you from see me Valley or fifty six.
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  Speaker 3: No further questions. Just get through the names. No follow
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  Speaker 3: up questions. Just get through the names.
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  Speaker 4: See me, Listen to coach.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to coach, see me Valley.
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  Speaker 4: In amount you would win it a pair?
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  Speaker 1: Where's your name?
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  Speaker 7: We locked nine people in a room and the winner
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  Speaker 7: gets see me Valley.
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  Speaker 1: Did that work?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, it doesn't. It doesn't. It does because
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  Speaker 6: that's my name. My name is Leslie cebe Bally. You
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  Speaker 6: can't use my last name in a video. No, no,
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  Speaker 6: it's Myers.
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  Speaker 4: It's Myers. You're not from Myers, You're from Semi Valley,
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  Speaker 4: and your name is Leslie Myers. I got it.
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  Speaker 6: What's your name? What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Whoa moving on? What is your name?
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  Speaker 2: My name's Paul Trace. I'm in charge of the first
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  Speaker 2: fifteen seconds of every video, and you and.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say you crushed it this time.
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  Speaker 4: Say it's what we call the quarterback.
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  Speaker 7: Let's just say sometimes after the first fifteen seconds, I
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  Speaker 7: literally leave. So I'm not always good for the rest
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  Speaker 7: of the bid, but I'll tell you in the first
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  Speaker 7: fifteen okay, I can nail it. And that's also what
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  Speaker 7: I'm like in conversation and the bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, in everybody, take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 2: See, and this is why we need to breathe more,
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  Speaker 2: because sometimes if you don't breathe, you don't remember.
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  Speaker 6: You think it's bad.
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  Speaker 5: Breathing stops engagement. Breathing stops engagement. You have to keep
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  Speaker 5: doing only ex sales, only ex sales.
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  Speaker 2: We have been we have been cutting Jimmy's breaths out
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  Speaker 2: of a lot of videos and people are beginning to
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  Speaker 2: think he's part fish.
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  Speaker 1: What is Jimmy mister?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you are seeing me? Valley?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are see Valley. She's Leslie Meyer.
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  Speaker 6: You're a girl. What is your name?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, what's up? I'm Fumblina. Yeah, that's right. I
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  Speaker 4: work in the thumbs department, thumbnail department, and I'm on
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  Speaker 4: my skateboard. That's a fact about me.
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: I said a fact about me within the first ten
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  Speaker 4: seconds of explaining myself. It's Umblina.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this is huge, this is huge. Everybody listen
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  Speaker 1: to coach.
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  Speaker 5: We have all the blocks laid out wething we need.
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  Speaker 1: We're listening to a coach. We have an hour. We
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  Speaker 1: can get through this. Okay, we can get about the process.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we just need to talk about process. We
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  Speaker 1: just need to focus the listener to the listener.
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  Speaker 4: What you might be experiencing is the fact that we
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  Speaker 4: are we are running on a lot of adrenaline, right
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  Speaker 4: and talking about our process is actually kind of crazy
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  Speaker 4: because it's like it's like if you were an astronaut
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  Speaker 4: and you were explaining as the ship took off, how
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  Speaker 4: the ship ship?
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  Speaker 1: Woh, we lost twelve ships in a school bus?
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  Speaker 4: Put what if you put a spaceship in a school
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  Speaker 4: bus and tried to drive the school bus and if
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  Speaker 4: somebody is lying and you and.
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  Speaker 5: If you find it, then you have the honor of
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  Speaker 5: gathering one hundred people ages one to one hundred, okay,
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  Speaker 5: and you put them in the driver's seat, and whoever
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  Speaker 5: drives the school bus the best get stab a birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great? Great, As we always say, it's going on
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  Speaker 1: the board.
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  Speaker 3: What if we put what if we put twelve ships
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  Speaker 3: in a spaceship and one of them is lying, and
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  Speaker 3: so if you win, we gather one hundred people.
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  Speaker 4: Here here comes Thumblina. The thumb is mister Bees and
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  Speaker 4: he's looking at the ship and he's looking at the
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  Speaker 4: bus and he's going Fumblina.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. And I like when you pitch in song, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I prefer it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we made one sentence of sense yet.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we made one sentence of sense.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Your job is to create one sentence that makes sense,
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  Speaker 5: and if you could do it in fifteen seconds, I
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  Speaker 5: have to eat a chicken nugget.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, it's going on. Okay, this is this is what.
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  Speaker 2: So sometimes we only get through real things like filling
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  Speaker 2: out our w nines and applying for healthcare when we
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  Speaker 2: treat them like challenges. So here's the challenge, okay challenges.
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  Speaker 2: You have to say three actual sentences about your life.
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  Speaker 2: Let's call it two truths in a truth about your life.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I will start because I came up with the
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  Speaker 2: game and that's what we like to do here. Truth
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  Speaker 2: number one, I have been working here since two thousand
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  Speaker 2: and nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: Get there. It feels like a lie. Truth number two.
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  Speaker 2: We work eighty hour days and we produce one hundred
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  Speaker 2: ideas a week and we usually only shoot one to
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  Speaker 2: zero of them.
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  Speaker 1: Truth number three, Lunch is a huge argument. Every day.
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  Speaker 4: I love this game. Can I play?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Truth Number one, I've been working here since two thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars in eighteen cents.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting, I may see that. Truth Number two.
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  Speaker 4: Though we pitch so many ideas and not a lot
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  Speaker 4: get picked, it is a part of the process and
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  Speaker 4: nothing is bad and everything is good. Number three, we
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  Speaker 4: get the biggest Mendocino farms order you've ever seen in
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  Speaker 4: your entire life. Have you ever seen them? Not so
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  Speaker 4: fried chicken the size of a room I have.
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  Speaker 5: We get one giant not so fried chicken, but one
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  Speaker 5: not so fried chicken in the middle of the room,
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  Speaker 5: and we all eat it.
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  Speaker 6: But we can't use our hands.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why lunches in are because sometimes I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do that.
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  Speaker 4: It's usually the boys on the not so fright chicken
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  Speaker 4: and the girls get soup.
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  Speaker 6: The girls get soup.
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  Speaker 5: No, and we have to use our hands because bister beasts.
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  Speaker 5: The women's hands are smaller. Here's some facts about me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm playing the game. Number one. I've been working here
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  Speaker 5: since one thousand years ago.
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  Speaker 6: Number two.
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  Speaker 5: Every day we have fifteen minutes of brainstorm where we
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  Speaker 5: come up with an idea that we would like to do,
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  Speaker 5: followed by forty five hours of additional brainstorming, but fast
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  Speaker 5: and okay. Number three, we all have matching jackets and
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  Speaker 5: none of them are our clothing sizes, so we have
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  Speaker 5: to switch them back and forth like hermit crabs trading
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  Speaker 5: their shells until we find the jacket that was fit
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  Speaker 5: for us.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, my facts. Number one, I used to be the
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  Speaker 3: head writer of the Wire. I used to work out it.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately life took a turn and now I'm here. Number two,
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  Speaker 3: I have three kids at home. They love mister Beeston,
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  Speaker 3: they love my job. And number three, I am so
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  Speaker 3: happy to be working with these gen alpha gangsters is
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  Speaker 3: what I would call them. You guys are jen alpha
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  Speaker 3: gangsters that I love.
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  Speaker 6: Skippity toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like you, although you have skippity ohio is,
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  Speaker 2: I would not take you out.
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  Speaker 3: Number four, No idea half of the time what they're
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  Speaker 3: talking about. My idea here is to give value, a
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  Speaker 3: sense of deep interest of what is the human experience
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  Speaker 3: to our ideas. I want to tell these ideas happen
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  Speaker 3: is it's word verbal vomit. It's the strangest things you've
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  Speaker 3: ever heard, and we just try to connect it through
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  Speaker 3: a human connective tissue.
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  Speaker 1: I so want to see for you.
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  Speaker 4: Coach, I'm so thankful for you because you came and
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  Speaker 4: started working with us at a time when you were
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  Speaker 4: super sad. You were so sad. I'm not very sad,
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  Speaker 4: and I think out of that came our slide, which
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  Speaker 4: is the way we get in and out of our
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  Speaker 4: white boardroom a fly.
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  Speaker 1: So I came up with the idea of the slot.
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  Speaker 1: It was a big thing to try to just I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get these kids out of here.
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  Speaker 6: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: He blows the whistle every day at five oh one
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  Speaker 5: and he goest go and we all and we file out.
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  Speaker 2: And it was funny too because first we didn't know
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  Speaker 2: what the slide was for. It was like the mystery slide,
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  Speaker 2: and we realized so it was to leave. So he
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  Speaker 2: would say, we would say an idea and we wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: know if the idea was good or bad to him,
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  Speaker 2: and but it would cause us to go on the slide,
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  Speaker 2: and then we realized, oh, that actually puts us half
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  Speaker 2: a mile away, and then we have to walk back.
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  Speaker 1: So it actually was a punishment.
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  Speaker 2: And so the slide ended up being a great way
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  Speaker 2: because it was don't pitch off like that again, or
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  Speaker 2: you will get the slide.
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  Speaker 3: It's a slide punishment, but it's also exercise. It's like
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  Speaker 3: walking the dog. You guys have to go use the bathroom,
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  Speaker 3: all those things. He's like to put you on the
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  Speaker 3: slide half a mile away. He's get all the business done.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a mobile tiger. Don't look at me like that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, what do you mean you so much patience?
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  Speaker 4: Because what happens with us is that like he implemented
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  Speaker 4: the slide and we kept we kept cutting it open
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  Speaker 4: to see there's cash inside it.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys, but for a long time you thought
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  Speaker 1: it was cake time.
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  Speaker 6: I was trying to is it cake it?
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  Speaker 4: It's either because because is it?
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  Speaker 6: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Where is al?
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  Speaker 1: They found her? Actually this week they found her, Actually
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  Speaker 1: they found her. They did find her. Say this, They
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  Speaker 1: actually found her? Are you I just I knew it
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  Speaker 1: would hit you guys harder than anything else. They actually
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  Speaker 1: just found it.
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  Speaker 5: A hundred people to an island to find Amelia Earhart
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  Speaker 5: and whoever does gets to fly the plane back and
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  Speaker 5: interesting and one.
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  Speaker 1: Of them, I'm putting that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to ask if everyone has specific videos they
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  Speaker 2: are most proud of that we have actually done.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's really good because for me, I'm not an
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  Speaker 3: ideas person. I am a processor. You guys are the
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  Speaker 3: ideas people. My ideas just don't seem to hit with
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  Speaker 3: the younger generation.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, like, one of my favorite ideas that
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  Speaker 4: we thought of came out of you be so sad
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  Speaker 4: and we heard him crying on the toilet, and we
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  Speaker 4: were like, okay, here's an idea, Coach. We put a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of fireworks.
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  Speaker 1: In the house.
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  Speaker 4: We blow the house up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and we made and we made him smile. It
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  Speaker 1: made me smile on the toilet. It was one of
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  Speaker 1: the first times.
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  Speaker 3: Usually I'm crying on the toilet, but I actually smiled
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  Speaker 3: on the toilet. And that's when you guys started calling
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  Speaker 3: me skippity smiley.
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  Speaker 6: Toilet, skimpy smiley toilet, which was fun for me. Skimney smiley.
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  Speaker 1: It still means bad though. Oh shoot, okay.
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  Speaker 4: So wellness check time check, Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So this is a lovely thing mister Beast has implemented
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  Speaker 3: is every about forty five minutes, alarm goes up and
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  Speaker 3: we have to have a wellness check.
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  Speaker 6: It's really good.
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  Speaker 5: For company culture, and I think that it's actually not
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  Speaker 5: scary when we do the wellness check.
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  Speaker 6: It's not scary.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, the alarm's loud, but the wellness check comes with
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  Speaker 4: an ice cream truck.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's check it in.
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  Speaker 6: The ice cream truck is there for thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 1: So you have to catch it. Okay, really quick, let's
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  Speaker 1: check in on the wellness.
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  Speaker 4: Oh it's gone.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, okay, next time.
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  Speaker 2: So let's go back to the one question we have
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  Speaker 2: at hand. What are your favorite videos you've made in
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  Speaker 2: the house? Yes, yes, okay.
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  Speaker 6: My favorite video I made came when.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I was once kidnapped and when and the
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  Speaker 5: guy who kidnapped me, uh, instituted.
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  Speaker 6: Some mind games.
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  Speaker 5: And from those mind games, I learned how to make
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  Speaker 5: a video that would be interesting to watch. So I
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: trapped thirty Okay, no, but I didn't, mister beast. The
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: video is I trapped thirty people in the basement to
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: see if they could get out, and if they did,
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: they would get a kind bar. And one of the
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: kind bars is cake. The others have money, but some
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: of the money is cack and so if you cut
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: open the money, some of them is nugget.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Is a situation. I'll show what happened. This was early
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: in our earlier early before we really found.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Our voice as a team.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: I was kind of just grasping its straws.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's my favorite because it's the only one
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: I could think of.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: So we have a term here specifically, and it's not
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: lost in the sauce. That's slipped in the soup and
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: you slipped in the soup.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Definitely. What's your favorite video?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Well, my favorite video was where we got a bunch
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: of people and we did gave them a free surgery
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: to turn them vegan.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: That was one of my favorites.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: That was one of the first Mister Beasts lobotomies we
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: ever did.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we turned one hundred people vegan.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: We put a little chip in their brain that made
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: them want to throw up every time they ate meat.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: And we're doing good. I like when we do good.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Like that was really good for the environment, Paul.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you so much, and it's really good for
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: mister beasts. Vegan burgers, Mister Feast, Mister Vegan Feast coming
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: out soon, Mister Veasts vests.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about mister Beast's alter egos in the office
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: because mister Veast is vegan.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's kind of like Trader Joe's.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: But mister East loves bread.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, mister sneezed sneezed.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Mister Least, it is when he's humble. I love when
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: that one comes out during Christmas. I know it's nice.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Mister Grease is when we have the big pot of
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: grease that we have to dig through to find the fries.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Mister East is when he's kind of only heading to
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: the wars. The direction of the sun rise mister is
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: when he's loving John Cleats.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Mister Cleat's is when he plays soccer.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Mister Feats is when he only talks about his his accomplishments.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Mister Mees is when there's a rat infestation.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Mister freaking the sheets.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, kids, bring it back, bring it back,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: bring it back.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Skibbity. Do you guys got me going? Okay, let's just
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: focus on process. So I think they understand what our
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: process is. It's saying words until one works.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: So why don't I give you guys a little sample
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: of what can get what we can happen. You guys
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: are gonna throw out where and I will be able
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: to surmount the best one, Las Vegas. Okay, not yet, Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: love Las Vegas.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Can you say what you said again?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say it one more time and will
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: you count down?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: So?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Have you guys all taken your outurall yet? Yeah? I'm
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: drinking aie not the same but atube. Okay? Great?
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: All right, kids listen, all right, kids, listen, listen. This
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: is exactly what I do with my own kids.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Listen. We are going to I'm going to give you
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: an idea and you are going to make mister.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Beasts Las Vegas.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: No, you don't give the idea. I give the idea.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I was the head writer for the Wire.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you the idea, and you are
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: going to give me the video that inspires you. Okay, Okay,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: are you guys focusing? It's not going to be Las Vegas.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: It's not going to be Las Vegas the I MGM
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: grand No, No, you guys are starting to ide eight
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: off of Las Vegas.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Hotel built a second Las Vegas.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: There's somebody trapped in a Flamingo hotel killed Stigfried and Roy.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: But we blamed it on a tire. No, that's that's
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: a statement, not a video. Okay, Okay. The idea is
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: the sea, the ocean, the ocean.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Vegas in an ocean.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Okay, not possible, but interesting. Atlantis okay, atlantis.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Well, so this is what I like to do because
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I like to go in and see, like what we
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: have at hand, So the ocean, and then what's our
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: budget and what we're giving away.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna give away two million dollars. Now you
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: guys can choose to divide that among winners or give
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: it to one person.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. And our budget is no no budget restraints ever.
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: And our budget is questioned, you know.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: The GDP of a minor country like Japan, that's our budget.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: That's a pretty major country.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: And our budget is GDP Japan Japan's GDP. Paul question, Yeah,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Paul. I actually have a pitch for this. Okay. Hey,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: you don't need to raise your hand. You've never done
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: that before. Oh what was I doing? No, Paul, pitch, pitch.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Don't get distracted by your hand. Don't get distracted by
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: your hand.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Paul, did you eat your head?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Wait? When I do this, does it draw attention. If Paul,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: don't get distracted from your hand.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Don't Pavlov dog yourself into learning what we're handingbraises.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: So when I do this, people look at me. Paul,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: you do that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: A thumbnail?
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, So I'll pitch though.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, we get ten people together and they have to
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: do Real Life water World. They have to live on
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: a boat with nothing but what they brought, and the
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: winner gets two million dollars.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: That was the process.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But how job? But how do they win? Is it killing?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: How do they win?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: They stay out there and then someone says I want
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: to go home, and that means they don't win.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. I like that. That's good.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: We're riding that on the board. Real Life water World great,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: anybody else.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Here's my idea.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: We build a giant tube across the English Channel. It
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: is a glass tube so that the fish can tell
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: who is in there. The fish will see who is there.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Ages one to one hundred.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Again, you have to let go one to one hundred.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: You made one good video. You made one good video. Ages.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: This is our numbers. Gal, she number she pitched, she
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: did pitch. We lock eight people. Wages one to one
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: hundred in a room and they choose. You did pitch
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: that that was great. You cannot let go of the age.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Things like when May and weel Rand wrote one musical
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: and now everyone says all the other musicals sound like that.
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: That's not gonna happen.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: And I do also want to say numbers gal is
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: a different term here than at a normal office numbers
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: counts pale. But here the person who the numbers.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: The guys, guys, let's colick.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Back you were talking about because threw an id.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: A glass a glass a glass tube through the English
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: channel and the fish no.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: And the fish no, who has the money?
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: And so the fish are going to eat a certain treat.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: They are going to follow the treat of who has
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: the money because the money is coated in fish treats.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: So the job of the person who has the money
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: coated in fish treats is supposed to skimmity toilet. So
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: they have to swim around and choose the person who
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: has the fish treats. If they win, they get to
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: meet Penn and Teller in Las Vegas.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: So the fish, the fish getting me Pen and Teller.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I gonna write it down. I'm gonna write it down.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: It seems like the people have the money, and if
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: the fish choose the treats, right, they get me penn.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: No no, no, but no no.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: For real, like fish love pen and Teller because just
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: like tellerfish don't talk.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: But here's the thing. If the fish know what what
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Penn and Teller is, if they figure that, if they
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: go like oh yeah, I.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Get that, then they a million Okay, great, so I'm
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: gonna write it down big glass tube people with treats.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: If the fish eat the treats, they get a neat
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: pen and tiller. But if they develop sentience and understand
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the ability to identify pen and Teller, they win a
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: million dollars.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: It's like if they recognize that he's like a special
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: type of guy.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I don't like to say anymore. I got it from.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: The thumbnail for that's mouths a gape.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, go ahead, it's my turn.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: Okay. If we built one hundred different Las Vegas is
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: and one is actually Las Vegas and the others were
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: just a big hunk of cash into the city, how
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: could you tell the difference?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Okay? I just want to say, fundamentally, I think you
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: guys are missing the game elements. Can you really strong?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden when money gets involved,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you guys don't understand how people win.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Coach, Can I say what I think that one doesn't work? Yeah,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: go ahead, because we're already doing that with New.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: York for building one hundred New York's.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I know, I know.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: I still don't understand how that video works because we're
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: building one hundred New York's, but we're putting them in
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: the actual New York. But one hundred New York's can't
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: fit in the size of one New York.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Well, we didn't tell you how big old the New
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: York's are. We built one hundred New York's a different size.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: We're gonna start yelling. I hate when this happens. When
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: you guys disagree, it starts yelling. Okay, let's bring it back.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Your job is not to understand how the videos work.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Your job is to pitch the title.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: I get it, I get it, I get it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He will figure out how it works. Okay, I'm so sorry.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Get my submission on the Google doc for one hundred
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: New Yorks. Yeah, I did face for the thumb Billina,
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: It's gonna.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Be his mouth a gage. Yeah again, lovely pitch on the.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Wait wait wait, wait wait, I'm getting a million dollar idea.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, go we gather and stay with me.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: You have not lost me yet.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Your coach.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Is not last yet. You have anything crazy? I am lost?
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Who's we Okay, mister Beast and his entity.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: Mister Beast uses.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: The royal wheat. Mister Beast uses the royal wheat. We
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: gathered one hundred people. I just want to one hundred.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Don't say it yet.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Are you still with her? I'm going you're still with.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna write it out. I'm gonna ride it, and.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Every and every coach.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Look behind you, behind you, behind.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Me, behind you. Okay, you said stay with me. Everybody
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: else got lost, including you. Let's stay on it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: We gathered one hundred.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: One hundred, and we do a surgery where we switch
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: all of their arms and there so everybody's left arm
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: moves to the next person like a hermit crab, exchanging
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: their show.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: So you're bringing up a hermit crab again.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: So then then then they have to guess whose arm
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: is whose. If they get it correct, everybody gets to
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: fight for one.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna write it down. I'm definitely gonna hold on, hold.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: On, Are you just humoring me?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think a good one. I'm definitely yes,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm curiously looking into something, so hold on.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: So you had a little cough, But sometimes when you cough,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: it's actually the truth trying to come out.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Was it a secret you wanted to give?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: So, just so you guys know, listeners, Yeah, we do
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: have a thing in the office. If your cough, usually
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: a secret is trying to come out.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, I want to be a field producer for the
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Daily Show.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: WHOA what a huge secret? And we're gonna put.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: That on the second dream So just on the secret
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: wa I'm gonna write that down.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Secret Wall is harder, bigger one. That was just a cough.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Here's a dream cough. See one is a dream secret cough?
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: And what's a real call?
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: The Secret Wall is scary.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: It's full of spikes, It's full of spikes and things
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: we don't like thinking about.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Sometimes mister Beast pulls something out of the Secret Wall
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: and he makes this guess who's his?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Who's And it's kind of like taking a piece of
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: ship and being like, did you do this? Putting in
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: your face and being like, yeah, sometimes I do have
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: other dreams and aspirations.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: And I'm and I do want to apologize. I'm sorry
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I did that to you.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Once I have been told I'm not allowed to take
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: people's poop away from the bathroom anymore.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: And I'm really sorry that I did that. One you
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: didn't flush to my eyes?
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Can you identify this?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: That was the worst thing.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: Really solid poop that if you could hold it like that.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I was one of the worst days for me too,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: because I said, well, that's a skivty toilet, and you
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: guys hated that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You guys, really, what is that?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Literally?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: And I really thought that was stibby Toyle.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Don't evoke the Fifth Amendment unless you know.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: What it is. I don't know if you know what
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the Fifth Amenders is at all.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Don't we invoke Amendments one through ten and if we
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: can't remember what they are, we have to go to
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: jail for one hundred to the power of ten hours.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, you start so strong, halfway through it becomes absolutely slipped.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about let's talk about PTO, about po That's.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have it.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I was gonna ask, I was gonna say let's talk
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: about PTO.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: What is it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Let's talk about do we want that?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: And no, no, no, no, no no no.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Guys, the cameras in the room, you know what he
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: feels about unionizing.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: We cannot talk about it.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: But I do want to say, like, I actually do
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: want to say that, like a lot of people don't
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: really know like what's going on underneath it all right,
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: because you're always just like trying to see like is
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: their cash underneath us? But like with us, like we
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: are treated like really well. We have the wellness checks.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: We we have one week every every month, one week
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: that we get to sleep inside an arcade if we.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Want, Yes, if we want, if.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: We want, that is available to us one week.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: So nice, Richmond rich Men.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: It's so nice that he was thinking that something that
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: we would want. And I know you guys do it
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, I pass on it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I fall asleep on the big tuna machine because I
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: reel in too big a tuna and then my arm's hurt.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Like why it just such a loud machine too, it's
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: yelling at you non stop, PTO.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: When we could sleep in an arcade once a week.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Galagha is my white noise.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Now I can't go to sleep unless I'm under a
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Galaga thing making noise. So sometimes I have to play
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Galaga ten hour loop on my phone to go to
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: sleep when I'm at my house.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we get snacks. We get snacks every all.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: The fun fact about the Bister b Snacks is that
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: everything on our craft service table is caffeinated.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: The bananas are caffeinated. The coronel of ours our caffeine.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: We haven't lived it since until you've had a meatball
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: with caffeine in it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: And the sleeps on caffeinated melatonin hit different.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: You haven't it really different?
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: My dreams tell me to do stuff in a way
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: that the dreams didn't tell me to do stuff.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Before, I make a little sleepy cocktail. It's Celsius with
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: a little coffee and an espresso martini, drop drop a
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: melotone and chocolate.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Do you guys ever do it's cocaine to wind down.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I used to be the head rider of the wire.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I used to be the headwriter.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Something I will say about the office is that it's
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: not like It's not like we got trapped here. We
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: were assigned by the government to work here. Because of
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: our specific disposition.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: So these are federal positions, and technically we are in
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: line to be the president and.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Everyone else is killed. So let me explain this. We
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: don't understand.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Is there's a judicial system, there's the government brand, one
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: are the three branches.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: So let's see. Let's see. You knew the fifth Amendment?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: You got this one too, amendment unless you are ready
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: to invoke skimmity toilet.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: We gather one through one hundred amendments in a room
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: and see if we can guess which fish are real.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're combining all your ideas in the past. You
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: can let go of one idea. This works, guys, what's
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: how this works? Day with her?
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: That's how this works.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: We have to combine every idea we've ever had before.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I do that.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I will combine the ideas, will take and I will. Okay,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: you're raising your hand again. This is the second time
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: you've ever done that. What do you want to say?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: So would I raise my hand? You look at No,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: don't figure out what I raising your hand is.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Everyone raises their hand in the room.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, let's look.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, close your eyes, and everyone raised their hand.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: See this is not gonna work.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Now open your eyes and see who you look at first?
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: No bad ideas. Oh it looked at you because you
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: weren't raising your hand.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: You win a million dollars?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I have to pay, I have to pay.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Where's my wallet?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: And you don't have to pay me. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: everybody listen to me. Everybody quiet, kyoty great. Okay. What's
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: your favorite video that almost got made that you guys pitched?
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: This is a fun question.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I think mine was we gave a bunch of
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: hornets fifty dollars and they created and they created an economy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I did love that one. That was a little bit
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: of my brand. I loved the idea that hornets. What
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: would happen if a hornet had power?
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: It was It was awesome because they also sort of
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: created a system of like education and mental health.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: It was beautiful.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Ultimately, the only reason why I never like saw screen
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: or saw YouTube is because we were working with GoPro
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: at the time, and GoPro could not figure out a
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: way to keep the GoPros on the hornet.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Ye.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It was illuminating.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: She realized how small a camera could be, and how
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: small a camera's allowed to be, Yeah, not hornet size.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: There's government regulations on that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: They made a beautiful society. It was devastating that we
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: never got to release.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That footage because it was it was it was groundbreaking
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to realize hornets to create it together.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: And it's not like it was just one country who
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: created a utopia or like a fascist society. It was
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: like it was two hundred and seventy unique nations.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: The money did not correct them. The money didn't only brought.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: Them together and I'll take care of even their weakest links.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Also to Jimmy's credit, like there was some serious negotiating
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: and some treaties and Jimmy gave them an island and
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: so they are happy now. The hornets are like a
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: rude I mean good.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: He didn't know if people don't know that nat Geo
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: offered Mister's five million for the footage because they this
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: was like huge and they wanted it, and he said no,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: because he's just like such a stand up guy. He
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: realized and he knew that we love that footage.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: He didn't want the hornets to be exploited in that way.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: And that's all so awesome because they also just invented math,
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: and so I would hate to like.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It was hornet math.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: So it was a completely different type of calculation, which
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I thought was insane. But I do respect he's trying
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: to respect their privacy and they doesn't want to be exploited.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Like it's just such a stand up guys, the stand
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: up guy.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: My favorite video we almost did was We'll give a
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: million dollars to a none if they say the word
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: quief so long.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Well, there's so long.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: It wasn't and we lost so much money because they
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: said it's so fast. Well, all those nunneries.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: They don't know what quif really means, and so they're
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: fine saying no.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: There's nothing in the Bible that says you can't say queef.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Well and no, Like that was what we didn't think.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: There's so many nunneries that are straight up tricks out,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Like there's one in the south of France that has
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: a shark take in it.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: There's no reason for the none to have a shark.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: But they have the money.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Now I know that's that's what's frustrating.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I love that video and I'm so sorry it didn't
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: come out. I'm so sorry. You worked really hard on that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: One.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: My favorite video that that didn't come out was I
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: tried to pair it way back and say, we gathered
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: one hundred people who are all fifty two years old,
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: we give each of them a dollar, and we see
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: how much money they have when all of this is over.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: So I love this idea, but we couldn't wait that long.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: We just couldn't. We ended up waiting too.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Long, I know, And I really fought for it, and
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, this is like, this is my art
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: house move, this is my art house pivot. I shot
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: it on thirty five millimeter camera on my own and
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: I submitted it to sun Dance and they said what
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: And so I really like and I thought we could
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: use it, but we couldn't.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: No one's ever seen one hundred and fifty two year
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: olds together since you know.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That was amazing that GEO also wanted that footage.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Because you never see that many.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: It was apologically, it was very it was so good.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: It was just a little loose ended at the end
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: of just to see to see what happened where they'd
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: end up.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: You know, what about the one where we made Yale
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: try to apply to Harvard, and Harvard try to apply
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: to one.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, we try to make a sea of Yale were.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Already get a building to write an.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Essay because there was there's no money incentive.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: It kind of felt.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: I still can't get over how genius that is.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: My One of my favorite ones was when we would
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: try to sit down and figure out how drugs are
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: spreading around America and see if we can mitigate and
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: slow that down.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Once in a while, the algorithm creates a system of
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: mad libs that we arranged together in such a sentence
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: that almost involves us making a video that would solve
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: a societal problem.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Here's my thing for that one. The thing that stops
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: me and the reason why I think it never went
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: to production is I cannot tell you what mister's face
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: and the thumbnail should.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Be for that exactly exactly, So like do we put
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: like like a kilo of cocaine in his mouth as
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: it's open?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: What is it like?
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: What does he hold like a flag?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not an ideas person. That was just really close
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: to my heart.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: So what we did there were a couple of revisions
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: and it turned into we gave fifty parrots of peanuts.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and that's created after a couple of rewrites.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: The video turned in. We gave a fifty parrots a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: peanut that.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: Game of telephone to see the first draft of the
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: five hundredth draft.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: Oh it was well.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: This is great because we actually got to talk about
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: the process. So we pitched some things. We pitched some pitch.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Do you guys have any rewrites on things we've already
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: sent the room or anything spontaneously coming to you right now?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Each department gets to give each other notes, which is
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: so nice. And I feel like my note on yours,
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Paul is Las Vegas, okay.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: And I'll put that word in the first fifteen seconds.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: And that's how it goes.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And that's how basically that's the only note we usually get.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Because I'm sort of like I these departments talk to
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: each other.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: I'm sort of spinning around in a circle trying.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: To like get literary literally, like ya ye, ya ye ye.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: We should say how many more people there are in
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the writer's room. There's about fifty other people in their
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: riders room.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: They're all fit for camera. No, they are not fit
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: for camera.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: They are not and will never be camera ready.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: They are not. And I don't mean they're ugly. I
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: mean this would break.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Them well, and they'd break the camera wrong.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: And those are the those are those are their minds.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: And they have the most.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: More wellness checks than we do. They have a wellness
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: check alarm every fifteen minutes. We get every forty five
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: because we can handle sure.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: They all came from a clinical trial, and we picked
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: them all up.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: It was a clinical trial. It's get a.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Lot of our writers for you.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: And so here's the twist. Are mister beast writers for
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: clinical But here's the big twist.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: We only picked the people from the clinical trials who
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: took the control, which was usually non the not the pill,
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: the sugar pill.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: We got a room full of plasy bo.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're placbos who act the craziest. So if
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: we see somebody in a clinical trial who's like, this
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: medicine's making me crazy, but we don't, that's them.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: And you know what you hear in the word placebo playabo,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: not what it spells, but what you hear.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: We we give one hundred people a placebo and.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: See, okay, this is going somewhere. Okay, we give one
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: hundred people, this.
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: Is real and see are my eyes reel?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, keep going, don't get distracted, stay on it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: One hundred people, We give one hundred people a placebo yes,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: and make them run in a circle and see you stay.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: With her and whether with.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Her, and see who's migraine goes away the fastest.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: That actually is very interesting to me. Okay, you lost me,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you really lost I thought I am. But what if
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: well check what if one does go away?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: What if one does go away? And it's placebo? So
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: it's like, why did it go away? Because nothing happened.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: That's kind of good.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna watch this video. I don't know, and.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: That can I tell you the amount of videos that
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: do so well on our channel that have that logic.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: No one's going to watch this, And then we are
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: shocked by our fans and our and our beautiful, our
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: beautiful like watcher Base, which is so good.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: That is amazing thing about mister Beast. It's a combination
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: of the best words that actually make you go you
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: know what, I actually do want to see what this
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: is about.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the beauty of it. Sounds crazy, but it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: actually works. I actually actually interested.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I actually have an exciting offer when it comes to
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: brainstorming and situations and the like, this energy drink is
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: coursing through me, like, uh, I'm wondering when I was
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: gonna kick. It has been kicking and I have been
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: fighting it like a man on a ball.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: But what I would say is we.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Have a very exciting opportunity, which is we like to
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: take advantage of sometimes in the room where when somebody
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: is fully energyed out, it's like we can talk to
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: the drink.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Okaight, yeah, drink. I am the source. So I'm the source.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: So if you want me to, so you want me
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: to just free figure out what the sort. So so
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I'll give you some words. Okay, this one I wanted
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: to be a competition between two people. What what's the thing? Okay?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Two people, okay, translate, translate, translate.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Translate, get there, get there, punmun pump pump, tom pump pump.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: That two people are scared. They're scared of something in
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: a room. There's two people. They both can't say the
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: word snake, but there's a snake in the room. There's
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: two people. There's two people, but a bowl. But there's
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: a fight. There's a fight. There's two bullfighters that have
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: to fight a snake. There's two anacondas and they are
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: interested in one person, and there's a twinkie. So there's
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: two twinkies. There's two people, and if they eat the twinkie,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: they can get a million dollars. But they don't know
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: what's in the side the twinkie. It's a mystery twinkie.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Two people eat a mystery food for a million dollars.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: But the twist is the food is nothing different. The
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: food is normal, but we freak them out with the
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: amount of money, so they're scared to eat the food,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: and their exes call them and tell them, if you
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: don't eat that food, we'll get back together.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: So your pitch was two people eat food for a million.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Dollars, and that's pitching that, and that was to drink.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Sometimes the drink was pitching.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Okay, it was a mistake for me to bring in
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: that woman drink. P U s history teacher that one
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: tied to pitch some ideas because it feels like you
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: guys really locked into a lot of government things.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, it wasn't a mistake for the teacher. He
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: was fucking creaming his pants to be around us.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Okay that that teacher was so happy he was weird
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: teacher to ever get a million dollar boner.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: It made me.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: It made me rethink all the teachers I ever had,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, people, are teachers actually weird people?
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: I hate to say it. I don't think teachers should
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: watch mister Best. I don't think they should know.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Well, don't tell you that. Enough.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, we've had a lot of fun, have it.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: We we gather one to one hundred people.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, who's this? Oh no, this is Leslie's
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: granny voice.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: This is when I drank the caffeinated.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: Caffeinated word just came in. It just kicked in, It
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: just kicked in. You get one hundred people, ages one
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: to one hund Wait but vann Island and if they
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: can guess everybody's age, they get a million dollars.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Leslie, Hold on a minute. You didn't even drink your drink.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: No, don't, don't put me Leslie.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry, Leslie, we have to put you in
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: the tar and feather rock that we don't tar and
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: feather Okays, calm down, okay, calm down, calm down, calm down.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: We don't actually turn feather it's just a way to
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: kind of scare them.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: It's a it's an app.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: It's an app we make them play.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: It's a fast work feather for four hours.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: It's the word tar. It's the word tarn, feather with
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: all the vowels taking out.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: It drives me crazy.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: It drives me crazy because every s the crossword is
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: the same. The one with three letters it's her, and
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: the one with seven letters is better.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: And it's my drink it's gussy blue.
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: We give a t rex a wallet.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: That's the idea.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: That's pretty good.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Actually, that's pretty good, right right, a wallet?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, I'm gonna write that down for sure.
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: Okay, time to go in the hole, right now, let's
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: climb back and just sometimes you realize where your life
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: has taken you and you have to have perspective.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I love these kids like they're
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: my own. There's something about them. What you do to
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: get fired from the wire, I didn't get fired the
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: show ended.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll never happen to us.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: That'll never happen to us.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Let's pitch a bunch of episodes coming out, guys. There's
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of very cool Mister Beast episode we can.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Pitch one hundred episodes in a row to camera until
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: we stop.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's all of our favorite Mister Beast episodes, or
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: here's all of our favorite Mister Beast videos that are
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: coming out that you cannot wait to see, and I'll
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: jump into an opera.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Singer has a million dollars in her mouth? How could
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: she get it out?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: One cake has one trillion dollars and she has to
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: get it to the president before we die.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Four high school seniors have to complete their dissertation, but
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: they all get to only they can only split one
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: adderall between all of them.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: A thousand teenagers have four thousand minutes to make an
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: exam possible.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Organize these Christians in order of tallest shortest and get
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: a million dollars we give.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: We give one thousand toddlers one thousand frogs, and see
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: if they can match the toddpole to the tadpole to
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: its moms.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: We made a dog swallow a big diamond, and if
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: you walk it and it poops while you're walking it,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: you get to keep the diamond.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: We built the biggest slippet site in the world in
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: the de Militari Zone between North Korea and South Korea
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: to see if there be peace.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: We made a small town go upside down for a day.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: We got into an abandoned island and put cash registers
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: in the island, and then see one hundred people to
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: see if they can see what they're buying.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: We hid a treasure in crypto in a microchip and
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: implanted it into the brain of a loved one of
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty people.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: We made real life up, but the old man and
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: boy don't come back.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: We gave a tracks a wallet.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: We gave bitcoin to Julie Andrews to see what she
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: buys with it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: We didn't fall out in real life, where we locked
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Jimmy in a bunker for one hundred years.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: We forced Jimmy to become the new president of Iraq
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: to see what happens on a global level.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: We created a small town inside a fireplace and Santa
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  Speaker 4: fell through it.
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  Speaker 5: We made up a fake country to see if we
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  Speaker 5: could break into the UN. And whoever in the UN
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  Speaker 5: eats the most cake it gets to answer is it cake?
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  Speaker 1: We tell fifteen seven year olds what porn is.
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  Speaker 4: We got these Buddhists to make macajees.
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  Speaker 3: We got forty thousand French residents to try to move
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  Speaker 3: to America for two years to see if they like
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  Speaker 3: the cuisine. If they do, they have the opportunity to
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  Speaker 3: win one million French dollars.
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  Speaker 2: We sent twenty five scharacters directly from a haunted house
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  Speaker 2: into a hospital.
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  Speaker 5: We asked one hundred doctors in a hospital what their
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  Speaker 5: pet peeve is and then did that pet peeve to
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  Speaker 5: them until they messed up a surgery.
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  Speaker 4: Can you tell the ten people who are in a
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  Speaker 4: room with air conditioning versus the other ten people who
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  Speaker 4: were in a room from with no air conditioning apart?
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  Speaker 3: We buried forty fififty two year olds alive to see
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  Speaker 3: if they could survive, and if they do, they win
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  Speaker 3: over a million dollars of breath.
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  Speaker 2: We put the president and a fifteen year old and
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  Speaker 2: a manatee in a room and we put bags on
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  Speaker 2: their heads and they had to feel each other and
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  Speaker 2: figure out who is who.
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  Speaker 5: We gather one hundred people ages one to one hundred
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  Speaker 5: to the power of ten and see who falls in
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  Speaker 5: love the fastest.
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  Speaker 4: We found every age John Benet Ramsey could be and
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  Speaker 4: we put her in a room.
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  Speaker 2: We did real life Missus Masel and we let a
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  Speaker 2: woman be a stand up comedian and if.
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  Speaker 3: She does well, she has the chance to win a
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  Speaker 3: million dollars. But if the crowd boost they have the
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  Speaker 3: chance to win two million.
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  Speaker 5: But if you heckle her, you get a bonus and
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  Speaker 5: you could win.
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  Speaker 6: One hundred million dollars as the steal.
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  Speaker 4: That's the one, that's the one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thank you guys, this hopefully made sense. Thanks for
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  Speaker 3: listening into our process. We're really excited. Keep on beast.
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  Speaker 1: We love you, Jimmy, Love you, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, kids, down the slide, let's get some exercise into legs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: This has been Artists on Artists on artists and artists
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  Speaker 2: answering the question. Now, that's why they call it show business.
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  Speaker 2: Good night Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: Hey artists.
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  Speaker 3: If you like this episode but want more behind the
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  Speaker 3: Artists on.
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  Speaker 4: Artists Patreon is it and we would love to have
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  Speaker 4: you there. We have a fun little group and we
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  Speaker 4: we fool around.
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  Speaker 1: We have so much fun, almost positive.
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  Speaker 3: It's Patreon. I don't want to fight again like we
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  Speaker 3: do on our Patreon. Fuck it is Patreon, isn't it?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you? So much, we're not gonna end up using
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  Speaker 4: this clib.
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  Speaker 9: Artists on artists on artists on artists and improvised Hollywood
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  Speaker 9: round Table podcast created and performed and produced by Kylie Braikman,
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  Speaker 9: Jeremy Colney, Angela Jertana, and Patrick McDonald.
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  Speaker 6: Music is by Gabriel Ponton.
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  Speaker 4: Good Night, Hollywood,